A MAN AND HIS DOG...

Sean Connery

is

Sir Bille

AND 33 BANANAS

this shit is gay

UNTIL ONE DAY

IN A WORLD WHERE NOTHING IS WHAT IT SEEMS

WILL FOREVER CHANGE HISTORY AS WE KNOW IT

TOM CRUISE IS

FEATURING DAVID SPADE AS TOBY

>>17999315

ROBOCOP, JUSTICE DEFENDER

HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT

WITH RICHARD DEAN ANDERSON

BUT IN A CRAZY TURN OF EVENTS

AND SHE DOESN'T HAVE A CLUE

ROB SCHNEIDER WAS...HERPY DURP

UNTIL ONE DAY, HURR DURR DERPY DERP

AND NOW...ROB SCHNIEDER IS...A DIDDLY HERP A DERPY DUMB

A DOG WITH A BONE FOR A TAIL GOES ON A WACKY ADVENTURE

STARRING ONE-TIME CHLOTRUDIS AWARD NOMINEE SIDDIG EL TAHIR EL FADIL EL SIDDIG ABDERAHMAN MOHAMMED AHMED ABDEL KARIM EL MAHDI

AND THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL

And then his daughter got brutally molested by an old man, and beaten to death with a hammer. the end

AND NOW, WHEN ALL HOPE SEE LOST

RATED PG-13

BRRRRRM
BRRRRRM
BRRRRRM
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMM

*O Fortuna*
HAA HEE HEH HA!
HAHAAAA HOHUHHM!
LAA HEE HOOO RAHH HAAAAAAA HEEE HUMMMMMM!

OOOH That new version of Straw Dogs looks awesome. Really improves on that drug addled hack peckerinpaw's mess. I can't wait for Tony Scott's The Wild Bunch. I bet that one of the "bunch" in his version is a kick ass female.

IN A WORLD WHERE LOVE IS AGAINST THE LAW