Morning Glau

Morning Oval.

morning gentoomen

Mornin' Oval :3

Mornin'

sage

People always come up to me and say, "Francis, what's the secret to your brilliance?" I tell them what I'm going to tell you now, that there is no secret; if you wish to attain a higher level of being, as I have, you must search within yourself and find God. Man is made of three elements, a body, a mind and a soul, so if you wish to be one with the Creator of all things, you must find that light, the soul, that is within yourself and is all things.

>>17857104

gentoomen is not greenoval guy
gentoomen is a fucking faggot.
a text archive?
are fucking serious?
fuck you.

>>17857213
Only because of loli spammers. Isn't that the same reason green-oval shut down?

>>17857213
Someone posted 2D lolicon on a board and the archive archived it as well. Simulated CP is illegal in Sweden, the country were the servers are stationed... Somebody reported it to the local authorities and he was forced to make it text only.

>>17857230
>having the servers in sweden
the fuck?

>>17857213
yea seriously we went from having the best archive to the worst one
easymodo still has pictures
even archive-no-fucking-ip is better now
television and film is about pictures, most posts are people posting movie posters in recommendation threads, etc. and now its all useless
oval deserves a better host

>>17857185
>Francis

>>17857245
Feel free to host. I think they're still looking at it over at /g/. You can mail the current host at naosia@gentoomen.org or go to their IRC channel

>>17857245
Anything is better than archive.no-ip, the thing only gets ~20% of posts and it's always down. It's down right now.

Having no images doesn't bother me that much, be it needs to at least display the filenames so we can guess at what the images were. It's not even showing there were images in replies anymore.

I think it still archives the images, it just doesn't display them at the moment. If it ever moves to another host, all the images should still be safe. I hope.

>archiving posts
>4chon

It's against anonymous image board culture

>>17857272
4chan puts the filenames in a different format. Look at the first post for example: 1313665215.jpg-(16 KB, 826x251, ­(еdіt).jpg)

Dunno if you can save the second name as well, I think it is possible seeing as it's written to the database as well.

>>17857284
>against anonymous image board culture
>tripfag

FUCK YOU CUM GARGLING FAGGOT COCK BAG

>>17857291
Eh? Oval used to show the original filename just as it's displayed on here. So did gentoomen before the images were removed.

>>17857267
There were other people interested in taking over.
>>17857291
You could see the filenames before it switched to text-only

>>17857283
>I think it still archives the images

Not sure. The problem before was that if somebody was posting CP or lolicon (like Investment Banker did) the archive would store the thumbnails as well and would be technically be hosting CP as well. Don't know if the current host decided to just skip saving the thumbnails or just doesn't display them. Last time he said he was looking through them and deleting the ones he deemed inappropiate

fucking gentoomen even removed the static images lol, the little red vip comment indicators, he fucking removed them lol, i mean i thought these guys were from /g/ and knew how to computer, i guess not.

Fuck off Randy

>>17857304
Thanks for stating the fucking obvious

Yes we know all that, but the problem wasn't it having cp thumbnails it was the distribution of them. I don't think Swedish law gives two fucks about cp thumbnails locked away on a hard drive somewhere, but making them accessible to the world was a big no no.

>>17857294

Moot said tripfags are an integral part of the board

>>17857300
>>17857303
Oh ok, yeah that could work. But a lot of pictures that are uploaded here were taken from 4chan before, so they don't have their original name any more or are nonsensical.

If you want an archive so desperately, why don't you join a forum?

>>17857318
The guy's 15. He stopped archiving the images, but the older ones are still saved.

I WANT OVAL BACK DAMMIT ;_;

>>17857326
>I don't think Swedish law gives two fucks about cp thumbnails locked away on a hard drive somewhere

I think they said it was possession of CP if you had it stored somewhere. Sweden has pretty strict laws concerning that

>>17857333
So you just click "view same" and go back until you find one with the original name. But the view same links are gone now too.

>>17857344
lol so cute, you're participating :3

this shit wouldnt have happened if abatap had taken over

>>17857371
It's so true.

>>17857384
>archive
>not a single html page

>>17857411
They're in a different directory

>>17857384
>>17857419
You're a good guy.

Also, good morning Oval.

>>17857419
Good

>>17857443

Good afternoon Oval! :3

Good morning everyone else!

I'm going to smoke and read a few more pages of Jane Eyre.

>>17857443
I should probably say that my archive is far from perfect, it misses threads if they're deleted quickly and deleted posts within threads are lost too. Also, my internet goes down occasionally so I miss threads then as well.

>>17857476
> it misses threads if they're deleted quickly
Not your fault, and they can't have been very good if they're getting deleted that fast. Sometimes it's a rogue janitroll or a mistake but still, not a big deal.

>my internet goes down occasionally
I also have this problem, I live in a relatively rural area so I have connection problems quite frequently.

I just learned that Ellen has left Oval forever.

For some reason, this makes me very sad?

>>17857596
When are you going to leave forever, Drone? I assure you, I won't be sad at all.

>>17857596
>For some reason, this makes me very sad?
How are we supposed to know whether this makes you sad or not?

>>17857651
Germans can't into proper English.

morning Oval

sorry I'm late, but I had that dream again I told you about...
thanks for listening Oval

I've been so sleepy today Oval. >.<

Oval how do you know if the boy you like feels the same about you? Send me the response in the usual manner.

>>17857622
That's not me. I barely post in Oval threads.

ohai your highness

>>17857981

Never post that image again

>>17858223
Why?

>>17858223
Are you Mexican? the one that got hahahhahahahah, banned?

>>17858361

It hurts too much

>>17858369

hahahahahahah yep

Shit spam from a spamming shithead.

>>17858384
Yeah, but WHAT happened?

>>17858413
summermod

>>17858419
God bless him.

>>17858419
He banned you too didn't he?

I hope he stays. Such a nice mod

>>17858419

What? Fuck the summermod, he is asking about why I'm sad

>>17858223
>>17858384
;_;

>>17858442
I'd be sad too if I was a shitposting tripfag.

>>17858442
Oh apologies. Misread.
>>17858439
No. I'm eJiiiiii. I started posting last Thursday.

>>17858456
Hahahha, I remember you saying you were going to clean up your act, hahahhaha. Oh man oh man, these past couple of months have been hilarious here

>>17858448

Oh fuck

>>17858448
mind=blown

I didn't even know she was old enough to have been in that movie.

>>17858448

>>17858470
That wasn't me.

>>17858488
>>17858472
So I can't post anymore?
;_;

It had to be done...

Ellen didn't die you cunts

>>17858601
Good. I'm glad she's dead. I dance on her grave.

>>17858606
Cool!

>>17858601
;_;

>>17858601

>>17858601
>no halo

So did Ellen actually kill herself after the first attempt?

>never go to /tv/
>find this thread

What the fuck is going on, the whole story please.

>>17857419
why would you save shitposts?

>>17858658
>herself

>>17858658
What the fuck am I reading?

>>17858673

They day that /tv/ went too far

So sad

>>17858673
Quirky in-house comedy. lol so funneh xD

What happened to Ellen?

>>17858699
She killed herself.

>>17858699
He left /tv/ because he couldn't shitpost any more.

>>17858702
But she failed.

morning oval.

>>17858607

Oval threads get more replies and have more people posting now that oval doesn't even exist anymore.

>>17858718
Tripfags flock to Oval like flies to shit.

>>17858673
People like you are the reason I love /tv/. It's like I learned a new language and can lord it over other people like a smug Frenchman

Green Oval threads predate the archive.

>>17858733
>forgot my trip
>forgot to link to
>>17858718

Ooops!

>>17858658
I failed.

My hospital bill came today though.
$822.00
....

>>17858740
Because you were samefagging, you little shit.

>>17858741
>try commit suicide
>it fails
>never try again

I don't see the logic in it. But I hope you recover, do something good with your life, etc.
(If it even is you)

>>17858750
Actually I was posting on another board. I would never remove my trip to samefriend.

Just filter the faggot and move on.

>>17858741
Bullshit. Real Ellen saged, GTFO

>>17858775

I don't know. Ellen never sages an Oval thread.

>>17858741
Don't you have health insurance?

>>17858775
*sages

And I'd never sage the oval thread silly.

>>17858752
It's hard to explain you have to be in a very special place to do something like take your own life, it doesn't happen on a daily basis.

>>17858783
I do, but I've still got to pay it then wait for my insurance to pay me back. >.<

y u do dis to us Ellen?

>>17858789
Nice logical fallacy kiddo, that's not how insurance works.

>>17858789

Can you prove that you are the real Ell?

>>17858794
With the Summer ending and the long Winter coming, who's will be next to drop their trip I wonder?

>>17858789
i'll send you something tomorrow to try and cheer you up

>>17858789
see: >>17858799
Join (and leave immediately if you prefer) the channel you used to go to.

>>17858798
Fairly sure I'm going to believe the invoice over you.

>>17858799
I can post a picture of my cat? :3

>>17858826
If you really want eJ...

>>17858750
>>17858722
>>17858705
>>17858606
>>17858386

holy shit madguy is mad

>>17858834

Nah, its cool. Missed you the last couple of days, /tv/ is not the same without you. Get better Ell

>>17858834
Yeah, post your cat and timestamp/newspaper/something to prove that you are really you

>>17858834

>>17858806

Valar Trollghulis

>>17858897
>>17858946

fuc u both

>>17858895
Like dis?

>>17859011
reported
also fapping, more of cat please

>>17859015
No you again you sick fuck.

;_;

>>17859011
sjofn <3

>>17858859
Yeah, it's better without you.

>>17859034
I'm not that guy. He's beta as fuck. I would ram my cock so hard up your cat's ass, it would sneeze semen. I don't really care whether the cat gets off or not.

>>>>17859047

Why are you so mad madanon?

>>17859062

>I don't really care whether the cat gets off or not.

Wow you must be popular with the ladies

>>17859110
I don't fuck ladies. ONLY CATS.

>>17859109
I hate you.

>>17859128
>I want you.

fify

>>17859110
I consider myself something of an expert on women, so I can say with some authority that yes, he would be popular with the ladies having an attitude like that. Women don't want the sensitive loving guy that would gently give a cat an orgasm, but rather they want the forceful beast of a man who'll jam his cock so deep into some pussy that cum will spurt out its mouth. It's a verifiable fact that a lot of women have rape fantasies.

o.o;

I don't know what is going on anymore

>>17859146
Go choke a dick.

>>17859121

Had to do it

>>17859146

Shut up CUNT, nobody understands you

>>17859146
>I consider myself something of an expert on women

Your mom doesn't count.

>>17859146
When I said sneeze semen, I meant out of his nose.

>>17859121
>>17859160
>>17859110

Mexican Jewfag and SusieSalmon confirmed for samefag.

>>17859173
lolwut? I don't even understand that one anon

>>17859165
Does yours?

>>17859173

>>17859146

>>17859189
Yes.

She told me you had a two inch dick and lasted 45 seconds, then cried for five minutes. She couldn't stop laughing.

>>17859146

You were forcefully taken by group of sex and power hungry women I don't think you can look at the issue objectively unlike I the virgin

>>17859146
It's not rape if they want it.

>>17859210

Superior image is superior

>>17859217
>You will never lovingly be Susie's first and take her sweet virginity

;_;

>>17859146
>Francis

>>17859216
>mfw CUNT always gets pwnd

>>17859236
but I thought that guy raped and murdered her already?

I have an almost supernatural ability to make everything all about me.

I'm actually pretty sad of saying this, but for the first time ever CUNT is has become the best troll of /tv/.

>>17859282
fuck that, kenji is still my hero

>>17859282
>is has

Remember when /tv/ was good?
Remember when CUNT used to be a good troll?
Remember 2010?

;_; RIP

>>17859282
The scary part is that he isn't trolling, just mentally unstable.

>>17859146
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vsPv02Ya63MZXIStJ
>cunt

i don't get it guise

>>17859396
Oval or CUNT?

No-one gets CUNT.

>>17859410

Wait, seriously? I thought that I was the only one who didn't understand CUNT because of my plebeian English

Inb4 (tangled).jog!

>>17859451
Nope. No-one understands him.

>>17859344
>cunt post

>>17858834
I know this thread is dead but what the fuck. Suicide attempt? Really?

>>17860254
where do you think we are?

>>17860273
It probably hit me harder because I've applied to work at that same ambulance service mentioned on the image

>>17858806

>>17860439
Will you ever come back? You're one of the good ones.

I didn't visit /tv/ for a while and didnt know all these people had dropped their trips. What caused all this

>>17860560
summer mod deleting and banning just because they are trips

>>17860254
I couldn't help it. ;_;


>>17860339
I have a massive bruise from the IV the paramedic gave me. >.<

>>17860657
Well, I hope you get your shit sorted. Plenty of anons on here from Perth if you need someone to talk to. Good night