1. show up to theater
2. buy ticket
3. enjoy movie

And all is well

1. Don't

yea: DON'T

only desperate lonely homosexuals do that

>>17844481
Put one foot in front of another until you're at the theater. Open the door, walk in and ask for one ticket to the movie you would like to see. Walk into the lobby area, giving the man your ticket and listen to where he directs you to go. Buy any snacks you might want, go into the theater, sit down and watch a movie.

You fucking faggot.

>2011
>still caring what people think about you

>Accept the fact that I'm a loner
>Go to movies alone
>Watch Movie alone
>Think about the movie
>Enjoy my own company

You make me sad OP, but my advice is to bring a notebook if you want to pretend to be a critic.

If you aren't a neckbeard then I wouldn't notice you alone.

If you are then lose some fucking wait and shave you fucking cunt.

- being so self obsessed that you think everybody in the cinema is thinking about you for being alone when they wont even acknowlege your existence.

paranoia is a bitch isnt it.

Even though I have friends that want to go with me, bringing a notebook and pretending to be a critic sound really fun.
I might just try that some time.

>>17844489
If I see some obvious fa/tv/irgin doing any of that shit, I'm going to call them out on it.

>>17844519
that would get him more attention and make him look even more retarded.

OP, go alone and fuck the rest of the people. Since you're alone, make sure to find a seat you're comfortable with, and stuff to eat, and maybe go a little high or drunk. That shit helps with solitude i think. But you should be paying attention to the movie anyways!

If you REALLY care about people judging you then I suggest you go early. The first showing is usually old people or a parent with their kid.

Otherwise quit being a bitch.

OP the only time people will point at you and say "look that weirdo's alone!" is when you start hanging around near their children.

just dont go to the the Smurfs and you'll be OK.

> See Insidious late at night after hearing it was actually scary
> only person in the cinema
> it's shit
> rant to cashier lady about it and how I want my money back
> won't give me my money back

foreveralone.jpg

>>17844554
wow you are a beta and a loser

You cant just go in, sit down, watch the movie normally and then leave like a normal person?

why are you so insecure?

Just fucking go.

If anybody gives you shit in the theater, then they're probably high school retards anyways, so tell them to come at you, bro.

Seriously, just go alone. No one gives a fuck. If you really feel awkward about it and anxious about people in the theater judging you, then just go to the movies at an awkward time, like early on a Sunday or weekday and a few weeks into the run. There won't be as many people there then, and odds are half of them will just be old couples and other people seeing the movie alone.

>>17844586
>>17844591
You wouldn't speak like that if you would have experience with an embarassing spaghetti moment at the cinema.

Been going to movies by myself since I was a teenager.

Around when did it become some "thing" that people are hung up about? I've never been made fun of or anything, nobody stares, and not like I'm the only person alone there.

Last week when I went to see Planet of the Apes ... ALONE ... a guy with the group of teens behind me chose to sit several rows away from the group so he could be in the center of the screen.

Or maybe it was to distance himself from comments like "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!" when the orangutan appeared. Seeing movies with a group is highly overrated.

what kind of shitty fucking place do you go to the theater at? I've never seen anyone be given shit for going by themselves. It's their own fucking business, they can do whatever they want.

>>17844604
what's a spaghetti moment?

Every Friday for the past 4 weeks I've went alone to the movies. No one has paid any attention to me, stop being so fucking insecure. Just go. You're there to watch a film, not socialize with people.

>>17844628
It involves uncontrollable farting.

Pretend to be a movie reviewer? That actually sounds like a brilliant move to pull. Bitches be all over your reviewing ass.

>>17844628
Enjoying your first day on /tv/?

Are you scared of what chicks will think of you? Because I am one and we don't even notice. I mean everyone's there for the same reason as you - to see the damn movie. It's not a human zoo.

Inhale, exhale, y'all.

rent out the whole theatre obviously so no one else can come in

>>17844532
THis.

Loads of people go to the movies on their own. With social anxiety as bad as ITT I must assume you are all underage b&

I have friends and I go to the cinema alone. Because my friends don't want to go and pay to see The Wrestler or Biutiful in the cinema, they want to watch Transformers 3, which sucked balls and cost me almost £15.

Fucking bastards.

I got to the movies alone frequently if it's a movie my friends have no desire seeing. That plus we're all adults with different work schedules and classes. I usually don't go open day because I try to convince them otherwise I usually go on a week day around noon to 3sh. Only people I ever see is old people and kids too young to be in school and their parents.

On that note when I went to see Hangover 2 the theater had like 15 people total and 14 of them were 65+.

Got to be honest, i have qualms about going anywhere on my own but I do like pretend this.

I'm thinking about doing this myself, but I'm nervous as fuck. Does anyone know where you can get beta blockers?

No one cares about you.

No one gives a shit that you're there alone.

No one.

Get over yourself.

>>17844707
This.

Anyone ever gone to a film festival? You learn that it's perfectly normal for cinephiles like us to go see a film alone.

Wait...i just go and sit down like everybody else. what's the problem with going alone to the movies?

1. buy ticket
2. watch movie
3. never even think that you HAVE to be with someone.

Jesus, I've enjoyed more movies alone then with friends/girlfriends. I would like to watch and enjoy a movie rather then explain the storyline to my dumb friends.

>>17844738
>beta blockers
It's called a vagina.

>that feel when you go to see Speed Racer on opening day and there are five other foreveralones there

NEVER AGAIN

Life is too short to slow down

wait theres such thing as beta blockers??

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

fucking betas going to the movies alone, you BET YOUR ASS that my friends and I are gonna make fun of you and throw food at you. Fuck outta my theater loner

Go at 10 am, there will be no one there except other loners. I went to Harry Potter the day of release at 10 am and there were like 50 people there, and 40+ of them were alone.

>>17844774
>mental age of 14

>Go see Cap. America on opening day during the day
>Alone
>Sit in the center rail seat
>Propping feet up not giving a fuck
>People ask from both sides if seats next to me are taken.
>"NOPE"
>Smug and not giving a fuck
>Was entertained by the movie
>Leave

And I am fat and have gynecomastia. Stop being pussies.

I go to the cinema often on my own. Most of my friends know shit about film and I'm not dragging them along to everything. When I'm watching a random blockbuster it's more easy to get people to come along but often I don't even go through the trouble of asking many people anymore, it's a lot easier to just go alone or with 1 or 2 more people. Sitting in a cinema watching a screen isn't a social occasion and actually getting everyone at the cinema is easier when you're fewer people. Going for a drink doesn't require a film before it either.

sometimes I start thinking about how alone I am and the anxiety starts amplifying and I get into a feedback loop and my heart beats faster and I start crying as I see and experience my past present and future simultaneously

>>17844604
UH OH! ... lol wut?

>>17844751
God tier:
>going alone

High tier:
>going with mix of guy and girl friends
>going with smart girlfriend

Mid tier:
>going with dumb girlfriend

Low tier:
>going with only guy friends

Are you some kind of faggot tier?:
>going with only girl friends

You are some kind of faggot tier:
>going with one guy friend aka man-date

>>17844808
That means man-tits by the way.
Actual boobies.

>go to cinema alone
>watch movie alone
>leave cinema alone
>get tackled by SWAT team
>again

>>17844808

Do you go into the pool with your t-shirt on?

>>17844860
fat people don't go into pools

>go to theater with a notepad
>girl notices it and ask me why
>tell her I'm a movie reviewer
>she asks me for which paper
>answer for my blog
>she watches me strangely
>leave before the movie starts
>don't ask my money back
>now I have to find another theater where there's no risk to see this bitch again

The last time I went to the movies alone, I nearly died.

It was about 30 minutes until my movie started, so I decided to wait in the lobby area where the movie certificate cashiers were stationed.

About 5 minutes after I sat down a bunch of teenagers walked in and sat down across from me. They acted like regular teenagers, joking, laughing, etc. Then, about 20 minutes from when the moving pictures were to start, the teenagers stopped talking, and started looking at me.

Right then I knew I was fucked. The Alpha Female of the group tilted her head and seductively yelled over the sounds of the cafeteria "Waiting for someone?"

I immediately became aware of my breathing, but I couldn't control consciously it. My brain told my lungs to shut down everything. I would take a short breath, hold it for 20-30 seconds, and then exhale. I was so focused on doing this that I didn't even think to respond, or notice that my arms were convulsing.

One of the teenagers immediately jumped from his chair and asked if I was having a seizure, and asked if I needed help.

I did the first thing that came to mind.

I jumped out of my seat, screamed "NOPE" and then passed out.

When I woke up, I was surrounded by the group of teenagers, all of them laughing. Evidently my zipper was down, and when I fell it jarred my fear boner loose, making it pop out of my pants.

That's about the time the EMTs showed up. They immediately put a towel over my dick, and they were pretty classy about it.

Then they started asking me questions, which I just played off as dehydration.

It was so traumatic that I had to leave before my movie started, though.

So guys, how long do you have to wait for a staff change at cinema? I'm pretty sure the current staff would be able to recognize me if I went back.

>>17844860
It's too cold here year round so I don't swim.

>>17844846

You are some kind of faggot tier:
>going with one guy friend aka man-date

God damn insecure morons.

>>17844889
Lol'd even though it's a fake story.

>>17844846
guess all your guy friends suck

>>17844896
I fucking love these stories.

>fear boner

>go to theater alone
>buy ticket
>buy some food
>find a good seat, middle of the theater and row
>watch movie
>go home

well that was easy.

>>17844896
>cafeteria

>>17844896
>Right then I knew I was fucked. The Alpha Female of the group tilted her head and seductively yelled over the sounds of the cafeteria "Waiting for someone?"

>seductively yelled over the sounds of the cafeteria "Waiting for someone?"

>the sounds of the cafeteria

>cafeteria

You watch movies in a cafeteria?

>>17844910


my best friend and I go on "man-dates" all the time and have a great time laughing at stupid things. Fuck you /tv/. Just because you guys dont have bromances

Going to the movies alone is the best way. No faggot friends there to talk to you and ruin the fucking movie.

>>17844896

>>17844889
why didn't you just give her the name of a paper?

>>17844972
because no one is going to believe a 16 year old writes for the NY times

>>17844901
No, you don't swim because you're too fat.
It's cold here, too, but that doesn't stop anybody.

>>17844972
I think the more pertinent question is why did lie in the first place?

>>17844982
local paper? school paper?

>>17844774
Oh look, an internet tough guy.

>>17844991
frankly i think a school paper wouldnt sound any better than a blog

>>17844982
"school newspaper" works, too.

>>17844951
My theatre was located near the mall cafeteria.

>implying I don't review movies for a magazine and have a press card

>>17844692
This. if you are rich of course

>>17844984
>Likely lives in an area with an average temperature above freezing
>Calls it cold..

>2011
>not going to only prescreenings

i seriously hope you guys dont do this, pretty great seeing movies for free

>>17845009
>Implying you do.

>>17844532
Where do people get the impression that people give a shit about them?

Like everyone everywhere they go just drops what they're doing to think about one person. Noone pays any attention to anyone else and even if they did, who gives a shit what a load of random idiots think of you.

>>17844919
Yep.

>>17845009
i love that comedian, whats his name?

>>17845044
according to fox news its because Mr. Rogers told you you're special

>>17845057
Aziz Ansari

>>17844489
This is beta as fuck and you should be ashamed to even considering to use these tips.

>mfw people are making such a big deal of watching>
a movie alone at the cinema.

>>17844896
who the fuck goes and sits down 30 fucking minutes before the movie. So unrealistic i call bs

I go to the movies alone quite often after I get done at the gym. I've never had anybody say anything to me. Maybe it's because I'm 6'4 250, or maybe it's because people really don't give a fuck.

fucking christ you guys are pathetic

Can someone post the story with the speghetti pocket and uncontrollable farting? I havent seen it in months but it used to be in every theater story thread.

I've gone to movies alone twice

Once when i was like 15 and walked to nearby theater to see first lord of the rings on a boring summer day and

once to see taxi driver a couple months ago when i learned at the last moment that it was playing once at giant chain theater for some odd reason and couldnt get anyone interested in time. but fuck all, the movie is about isolation anyway. There were about 10 other men alone at the showing. One had a black trenchcoat.

What's so bad about going to the movies alone. It's not like you're going to talk to your friends during the movie.

just to be safe, I'd wear one of these

Contrary to popular belief, going to the theater is not a social experience. You sit in a dark room and stare at a movie screen for a couple of hours without talking (unless you do talk, in which case you should be shot on site). I hate going to see movies with friends. We usually don't share the same taste in movies and they do rage inducing things like texting or talking.

I only have one friend that I'm willing to see a movie with and that's only because we're pretty similar in most respects. Otherwise I go alone, and no one cares.

>>17845122

Nope, I'm 5'9" and 150 pounds and people don't give a fuck about me either.

I went to go see a movie by myself. It was Hangover 2. I went during the day like everyone here has kind of advised. It was during the week day too. I was one of the few people in the theater until a large group of about 6 teens came in and sat right besides me. It was when they should have been in school so they must have ditched (so you know they were trouble).

I heard them making fun of me as they moved up to their seats saying, "Look at this fat fuck all by himself lets keep him company!" they practically yelled it. I ignored it and them watching the repeated movie trivia while they just started at me the girls doing sexual things at me like winking to try to get to me.

I practically ran out crying going to the bathroom to wipe tears away. I went to the concession stand to make it seem like I just bought some popcorn (large tub with extra butter and a large coke). When I got back two had moved to the other side of me. Panicing I just quickly moved to sit down but felt a stab when I did. I hopped up to see a syringed poking out of my seat. The girls to both my sides said, "You have AIDS now faggot boy!" By this point snot and tears were on over flow. I dropped my food and drink to the floor, but I don't think it masked the gurgle of my gut which followed the wet clapping of my ass cheeks when I started to uncontrollably fart. I shoved my hand down the back of my sweat pants to try to stop the mess, but before I could hot diarrhea shit mixed with spaghetti started firing down my leg and onto my sandals. The hot rancid scent burned their nostrils which enraged them. They shoved my down into my own shit, popcorn, and drink. I writhed around on the buttered floor as they kicked me all over and spit on my calling me AIDS Fag-fatty. I couldn't even control myself.

...My fear boner stuck out the hole in the crotch of my sweat pants and I started pissing spaghetti sauce all over my chest and face while spaghetti and shit started filling overflow my adult diapers. I finally passed out and awoke in a hospital room surrounded by my adult family who confirmed that I had AIDS and that they did not raise some faggot. They left and said not to come back home. They left my laptop, luckily, which allowed me to rate Hangover 2 three stars it was not a very good movie.

>>17845183

Sorry, bro, have to disagree.

When I saw Avatar 3D I went with 12 people. We only used 8 to get everyone in, then scalped 4 for $80, which we used to buy snacks. We ate a shitload of magic mushrooms and passed around mickeys of rum and vodka all through the movie. The looks on each other's faces when shit got real was hilarious. It was a fantastic social experience.

1. go to theater
2. obtain ticket to movie
3. go into theater

>Casually stroll up to the ticket counter with my money in hand.
>I grunt a few times at the girl working the ticket counter, thinking that actual words were coming out.
>She assumes I want to see Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
>Asks me how many tickets I want.
>I look down at my hands, it turns out that I was subconsciously tearing my money due to my nerves and the stress.
>I freak out and throw the shredded $10 bill at her face.
>Stick my arm over the counter.
>Grab the ticket.
>Run out of the theater.
>Never even get to watch the movie.


I don't know how you guys do it. Social situations are so terrifying.

>>17845256

Now that is how movies should be seen.

>>17844497
>man directs you to theater
What is this faggot tree?
Theater number information printed on ticket masterrace reporting in.

>>17845256

the shit is a mickey of rum?

>>17845325
There's numbers on our tickets too, but behind the registers is usually a roped off area where you have to pass by a guy who rips your ticket and tells you left or right even though there are huge digital billboards that tell above the hallways and numbers above the doors and on the tickets. It's usually when they are busy so people are accounted for and don't just go in w/o paying.

>>17845345

375mL bottle.

Sorry, I think that's a Canadian expression mostly.

>>17845325
They are always printed on the ticket you dipshit. But big theaters will tell you whether to go to the left or right, or which corner to go around if its a really big one. Its not that they actually walk you the they just tell you what side of the building your room is in.

>be decent looking girl
>go to theater alone, every time because i enjoy movies better this way
>want to talk to foreveralone neckbeard sitting next to me
>watch movie
>leave theater even more lonely and with regrets

>>17845387
I just thought you were from some sort of third world country where there are 3 seats in a theater and they direct you there personally.

>>17845345
I think its those pint bottles.

>>17845408

I bet you look like this

>2011
>going to theatre

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>>17845420
So i take it your theater is kinda small then? Because its like the other guy said, there is usually a guy who rips of a part of your ticket when you enter the theater and tells you where your theater room is. How many rooms would you say yours has? The nearest one to me i think has 12, but its been a while since ive been so i cant be sure.

>>17845445
posting on /tv/ makes me a fat virgin hurr.
no, i look like this, retard.

>>17845565

Wow, people actually care about going to movies alone, I haven't in awhile, but I used to, its not a big deal.

>>17845565
you must have a face like a loaded pizza then

>>17845565
why are there only fat chicks on the internet?

>>17845565
quit editing my photos asshole

Stop being so self-obsessed and constantly thinking about this shit. I used to worry about what people would think if I did stuff in public, but then I fucking noticed that I don't give a fuck when other people do stuff like go to the movies alone, so I realized others don't care either.

>>17845565
>andherewego.jpeg

>go to theater on monday
>ask for ticket to see rise of the planet of the apes
>girl asks just one ticket?
>answer just one
>not a single fuck was given

>>17845530
What? It's exactly the opposite. They're sizeable enough that personal interaction is limited, due to lack of time.

>>17845656
I'd feel horrible.

>>17845612
>>17845600
>>17845590
Girl that even talks to neckbears
>you 3 virgins actually have a chance

>still make fun of her

>>17845656
id say, look at you bitch, you aint no donna summers. (assuming she was a black girl)

>>17845565

Keep sucking that in fatty

>>17845656

just throw on the charm, flash cute girl a sly smile, prolong eye contact when leaving, fuck girl in family bathroom

>>17845687
They know they don't have a chance.

>>17845724
I'm going to trust your judgment on this sucking-it-in debate.

Because you are also fat. That way you would know when someone would be sucking in their belly. Because you also suck in your fat belly. Because you are also fat.

>>17845656

Why would she even ask that? Even when I go with friends we buy our tickets separately.

>>17845687
>neckbears

I'm picturing this and it's hilarious.

>>17845705
Going to the movies occasionally reminds me that retards exist in the world.

There are two main categories for me though.
>1) People who can't shut the fuck up. This is too common.
>2) One of my friends has a very loud, annoying laugh. And he laughs at every little fucking thing. He's a great guy, but seriously. It's embarrassing, people always start turning their heads at some point.

>>17845746
Yeah, but when you're with a friend they're standing right next to you. Typically, if someone's alone they're buy tickets for then and whoever else they're waiting on.

>>17845705
abatap was sitting behind you. hows that embarrassing? i expected spaghetti pockets level of humiliation

>>17845745

Fuck you I have a god-tire body and everyone knows this and will vouch for me if asked

>>17845746

because she was really young and thought i might be buying two tickets. should've asked if she wanted to come with..

>>17845833
timestamped pic are you are full of fat

>>17844484
this, try and act any particular way and you'll just look more pathetic

>Go to see Fast Five alone because I have negative infinite friends
>Leave the theater the moment I see people in it because I am scared of people and I already shit my pants.
>Cape gets stuck in door on the way out
>As I hit the ground spaghetti flies out of my pocket engulfing everything in sight
>Suddenly billions upon billions of jocks and fat black women everywhere
>The jocks all slap me and call me a faggot while the black women fart on my dick and I learn I have a fart fetish
>burst into treats while I throw popcorn at my face because that's how i eat it

I go to concerts alone, but only true foreveralones go to movies alone. I've never noticed them, but next time I watch a movie I'm gonna bring a flashlight and shine it on them so that eveyone can see their lonely faces.

>>17845762

>>17845833

>I have a god-tire body

summer, winter, or all season?

>>17845798

Unless you're meeting your friends in the theater. Seriously, I've gone to the theater alone dozens of times and no employee has ever asked me something like that or looked at me weird. They probably sell tickets to people going alone hundreds of times a day.

>>17845867

i think its the other way around

>>17845850

I don't need to prove myself to trolls you would just say it's not me and fap

>>17845867

I would say that going to a concert alone is a lot more pathetic than going to a movie alone.

>>17845867

Implying a concert is a less social event than a movie

its only shitty if you meet someone you know int the theatre when you go alone....

>>17845600
>>17845612
>>17845724
ohai butthurt haters

you could always just use the kiosk to buy a ticket, and further avoid any human interaction, and continue foreveralone status

>>17845888
you're an idiot. a concert demands socialisation more than a film.

>>17845922
>you would just say it's not me and fap

I'd like to say 'what? nobody is going to fap to your fat ass', but there are too many fetishists on this website for that.

If you post nudes of yourself, you'll get what tripfaggots want most:
attention

>>17845867
Dude, going to a concert alone is way worse than going to a movie alone.

>>17845833

suddenly you became a tripfag too

>>17845888
I work at the movie theater and I do notice the people who go alone. If it's some regular looking person, I dont even think twice about it because it's so common.

Only time I really notice is if its a really hot chick and then I think about her the entire movie and fantacize about all the reasons she's alone and start fantasizing about striking up a conversation.

I never do, but it's nice to dream.

>>17845955

Get out pervert

>not ordering your tickets online and getting them from the machine at the theater

>>17845951

I think you may have quoted wrong, perhaps you were looking for >>17845867

>mfw I have no friends and will never meet any of you even though I'd probably get one better with you guys than anyone else.

Going to concerts by yourself is fun.
Going to the cinema isn't.
Just my two cents

>>17845997
>attention whore

>>17846018

Explain further. What is so fun about seeing a movie with friends?

>>17846018
Do you go to the kind of concerts were people sit in silence. ?

>>17845997
You're just mad because you know tripfags are the cancer on the anus of /tv/.

Just untrip yourself or kill yourself.
Either way is fine with /tv/

>amerifags
>caring about what people think
Seriously guys, I hope you don't have such a low self esteem

>>17845997
youre just mad because youre a fatty and the picture you saw made you jealous as fuck

>>17846018
The thing about concerts is that you can blend in (if it's a show where people stand). You can blend in with the crowd and people may not notice you are alone..

In a movie, you have seats and people will notice if no one is sitting next to you. I honestly never really notice or care about people who are there alone, so its not such a big deal.

But nothing wrong with seeing a movie or concert alone. I would feel so crappy if I missed a movie or band I liked because of some silly insecurity.

I don't see why going to see a film is a social thing. You sit in darkness and should be looking at the screen to watch the film. Maybe before and/or afterwards you socialise a bit and discuss the movie, but the act of watching a film in a cinema is not an inherently social activity.

>>17846048

It's only the beta neckbeards that actually think people judge them for going to see a movie alone.

>>17846042
Of course not, sitting down at concerts is a waste of money. Youtube provides that experience for free.

Standing close to the stage is a great experpience, ever if you don't know anyone there.

>>17846003
Shit like this makes me want to meet up with foreveralone fa/tv/irgins for a movie just to show them that not all normalfags are judgmental pricks and just bring a little socialization into their lives.

>>17846114
In theory, this is exactly what I think of it.

But I'd still never go to the movies alone.

>>17846128
Those 4chan meetings are the most awkward and painful things available on the internet.

>>17846115

alpha neckbeards go to the theater alone for the crisp dlp projector, class thx sound system, and plush reclining seats

I think movies are more fun by myself...get in, get out, order whatever gross food I want, no annoying talking, can go whenever I want, see whatever, don't have to pay for other people.

I don't mind going with other people if its something everyone wants to see, but the bigger the group, the more problems.

>>17846130

What if you want to see a movie that your friends don't?

>>17845151
i lol'd

>2011
>Not introducing yourself to the strangers you sit next to and making conversation with them before the movie
>Thinking people give two shits if you came alone.

>>17846104
See, to me, half the fun of a show is going with your friends who like the same bands, drinking at the bar with the, talking, laughing, singing along with them, etc.

I would never go to a concert alone, even if it was a really great band. It would just be boring.

>>17846148
Ok I didnt realize 4chan meetings actually happened.

has anyone been to one? Can someone please describe it?

>>17846203
There are some bronie meetup things on youtube.

I'm not even going to look them up for you.
It's to painful.

>>17846127
But part of the concert experience is to be there dancing/going mental with other people in the audience. surely thats better with friends than with strangers? the cinema doesn't even demand that you interact with other people.

>>17846202

yeah, it would be like getting drunk alone. because thats what concerts are, getting shitfaced and listening to live music.

>>17846130
why not?

obviously you dont think of of that way at all

>>17846174
Why not just download the movie and see it at home then?
Absolutely no talking, can pause whenever, eat whatever, see whatever movie whenever, more or less better quality if you download the 1080p version and have a great TV and surround.

>go to see RotPotA alone
>get their early to get a good seat cause I know it'll be packed
>mother and her daughter come in and sit to my left
>couple come and sit to my right (girl is next to me)
>exchange a few words with both before the movie starts
>feel alpha and beta as shit

Overall it was an good movie and I had myself a good time.

>>17846180
I'd wait until the rip comes out.

It's not a big deal, anyways.
I don't want to see every movie in theaters.

>>17846236
I would feel too self conscious.
Logical thinking doesn't mean anything when social anxiety comes up.

>>17846201
i laugh at losers who i see alone at the theater and talk shit about them with my friends

>>17846238
the more you download the more at risk you are for getting huge fines and felonies

and Im sure you're mommy doesnt want to pay a 5,000 dollar fine

>>17846202
I do think it's funner to go to a show with someone. But take Antony and the Johnsons for example. They played San Francisco about 2 years ago and I had been dying to see them.

I went alone and had an amazing time. If I went with someone, I would have kept looking over wondering if they were weird, if they thought Antony's voice was weird, if they wanted to leave early, etc.

Plus, at the end of the show I went up to the stage to get a setlist. Some 4/10 girl was there alone too (I think she was alone, I didnt see anyone with her) and we both got a setlist. I'm too much of a pussy to actually talk to her, but a non-foreveralone would have probably met a really cool person who also loved Antony.

Anyways.....

>>17846269
>Logical thinking doesn't mean anything when social anxiety comes up.

This whole thread is devoted to ridding you of that insecurity. Have you not read it?

>>17846238

Not the person you're quoting but watching a movie on a computer doesn't compare to watching it in a theater. The quality of picture and sound infinity surpasses of any computer. I'll only watch a movie on a computer if I really didn't give a shit about it.

>>17846238
films are better on a cinema screen than a monitor. please don't say stupid things

>>17846275

>>17846292
It's not something that suddenly disappears when people say that it's illogical.

If 4 years of therapy didn't work, the advice ITT sure as hell isn't going to work either.

>>17846238

1080p doesn't mean shit when you're watching a bootlegged movie

>>17846273

Suburban 15 year old detected.

>>17846238
Because by the time there is a proper TS or BD available everyone has already seen the movie. Good luck not hearing any spoilers until then, let alone talking to that movie everyone has long forgotten.

>>17846275
>$5000 fine
Glad I live in the Netherlands where no one gives a shit about piracy...

>>17846315
What?

You have a horrible screen.
Also:

>2011
>not watching downloaded stuff on your tv

>>17846336
Same here, gozer.

>>17846278
You regret not hitting on a 4/10? Oh lol.

>go see rise of the planet of the apes for the 5th time alone cuz its $2 tuesdays
>buy my tub of popcorn and extra large soda
>take my seat inside theater and survey the landscape
>a mexican family, a black man sitting by himself, a group of attractive black women sitting together
>black women wont shut up during the movie even after mexican family asks them to be quiet
>black man finally says "Black people! Shhhh!" partially joking partially genuine
>I laugh as his joke is humorous
>black women turn their heads to look at me furiously
>"WHY YOU LAUGHIN"
>nervously drink my soda and pretend I didn't hear them
>after i finish my soda towards the end of the film I attempt to sneak out quietly to avoid any chance of becoming a /tv/ stereotype
>almost at the exit when suddenly 2 eyes appear out of the darkness
>"WHERE DA FUCK U GOIN"
>knee to the lower abdomen before I can turn around and run
>I fall to the ground and immediately piss myself due to impact on full bladder
>before I get up I look around and notice all the black women surrounding me
>"BITCH NIGGA PISSED HIS PANTS WE BETTA HELP HIM GIT DOSE DIRTY DRAWS OFF"
>they begin beating me and stripping me at the same time
>once I'm fully naked they begin to make fun of my 2 inch penis
>they stand me up force me against the wall and take turns kicking me in the balls and punching me in the back
>I immediately look around notice the mexican family hurrying out of the theater frightened
>I resolve that I will not become a /tv/ stereotype no matter how bad the situation
>I brace myself and begin to absorb the blows
>As I am being beaten and humiliated I notice the black man is passively observing the event with a look of shame and guilt
>We lock eyes
>I shed a tear from the pain of the blows but maintain my resolve expecting him to intervene at some point
>black man can't take it anymore and leaves the theater
>mfw black people have learned nothing from Glory

I'm 20 and can't drive so I have my mom drop me off to see movies alone. Beat that.

>>17846238
Who wants to wait until the movie comes out on dvd?

True story bro.
>man date with father in-law
>I'm young he's old so it's creepy
>alone with father in-law we're both fat but he's sea monster fat
>6 or so young j-rock looking chinks walk in sit a bit above us
>blonde surfer dude sits down aswell (alone)
>chinks are seriously annoying swearing and throwing popcorn at surfer
>we're all seeing air bender (i came for the popcorn cos i fatty)
>listening for insults no one is picking on us
>movie is over go to take a piss all the asians and the surfer are in the bathroom the asians are jumping around laughing and going batshit crazy
>i jump in to stall to avoid them
>nearly done peeing, hear laughter suddenly a blurred object lands into my stall
>loud plop on floor dirty soaked paper towel was thrown at me
>luckily it missed, at first i didn't understand but then realised they threw it at me thinking i was a bitch
>i got mad
>surfer dude only person there- hmmm this story is fucking long okay long story short i met them in the parking lot and yelled at them and they totally got punked out, i was shitting from adrenaline

>>17845236
>>17845221

>>17845236
>>17845221

Something tells me this is a fictional story.
I mean 3 stars?
Fuck no it's a 2 star movie, and I'm being generous here.
Well to be honest, I haven't seen the movie, but I heard some stuff about it).

>>17846315
True, only downside about a cinema is that there is always at least one guy who can't shut up. Other than that, no problems.

Some of you fags actually watch shitty cam versions of movies because you're too scared to go to the theater?

>>17846322

Jesus, this isn't going in front of an audience of 10,000 people and entertaining them for an hour. It's going to the fucking movies. Man the fuck up. How do you even have friends if you're this socially anxious?

I go to the cinema by myself. It is fine. I also go to concerts alone sometimes. I've met quite a few people at concerts, its kinda fun. I also get drunk by myself sometimes, but that is more because I have a bit of a drink problem.

the only time going to the cinema alone made me feel a bit awkward was when I went to see coraline. I forgot about the fact that it was a school holiday, and I was the only adult there who wasn't accompanying a child. I felt that all the adults were expecting to see me furiously masturbating in the dark

>>17846322

I know it can be difficult but just give it a shot. See the first screening of the day in a decent theater. Chances are most of the people there will be alone. The groups don't usually get there until the afternoon. I used to be afraid to go to the movies alone and I missed my chance to see a lot of really great stuff because my friends didn't want to go. Then I went one day and I realised how much of an idiot I had been. It didn't make one bit of difference. SInce then I've probably seen close to 50+ movies by myself.

>>17846364
I'm disappointed that this didn't turn sexual.
>"BITCH NIGGA PISSED HIS PANTS WE BETTA HELP HIM GIT DOSE DIRTY DRAWS OFF"
lold so hard
>>17846381
>man date with father in-law
>I'm young he's old so it's creepy
That's hot. Is he hot?

Do you live in a tiny town or something OP?
I go to movies alone all the time and I always see people doing the same. There's nothing WEIRD about it...

>>17846407
Haha, your reaction is more common than you'd think.

Which isn't funny, but sad.
You are so self absorbed that you cannot imagine someone having problems you cannot overcome.

Get a degree in psychology and then realize how idiotic your statement is.

>How do you even have friends if you're this socially anxious?
We are on 4chan. How many friends do you think I have?

>>17846403
Yeah man, makes the experience as authentic as possible. Shaky picture because my head moves, people talking on the background, some guy whose head is too big blocking half my view...
Telling you, this is as real as it gets without going to a cinema!

>Go to the theater to watch the new Harry Potter movie.
>Buy my ticket.
>Go to the ticket ripper.
>She says I can't bring my backpack into the theater.
>I tell her not to worry, I'm not smuggling food in.
>She insists I leave it with a friend.
I assure her it's fine.
>She refuses to to rip my ticket.
>I rip it myself and give it to her.
>On my way to the picture room showing HP.
>Look behind me.
>Guards are running towards me.
>I start running away.
>Run into the bathroom to wait until they think I'm gone.
>Suddenly they bust into the bathroom.
>I assure them that it's not food, and that I have personal items in the bag that I have to have with me.
>One of them tackles me to the ground.
>The other takes off my backpack.
>He unzips it and empties the contents onto the ground.
>A deflated blow up doll, a trench coat, and some sunglasses.
>They think I'm some sort of sex pervert.
>I ask to talk to the manager.
>I explain to the manager that I was going to the movies alone, and I didn't want anyone to think I was a loser.
>He doesn't believe me.
>He bans me for life.
>Has me escorted out with my blow up friend.

All I wanted to do was watch a movie by myself.

>>17846370

Jesus, that's sad. At least ride a bike.

>>17846238
I do download most things, but sometimes there is something I really want to see, and shitty Russian rips annoy the fuck out of me. Usually takes a few weeks to get a good one online.

>caring how people you don't know and willl never see again in your life will judge you

>>17846515
omg who's that cutie

>>17846515
*Thread derails here*

>>17846525
it's my big brother :)

>>17846425
funny he actually looks like that you know, beard huge shoulders big gut wide chest

but i yelled at the surfer he was scared shitless and said it was the chinks throwing popcorn and then bear dad decided to take a run at them even though he was in a cast with crutches so once we got to the parking lot bear dad totally backed down and i stupidly got in their faces fortuneatly avoiding a gang beating 4 more boys showed up in the parking lot by the time i started the insults

>>17844489
dude

dude what

I feel a little bummed out when i go to a movie alone, but this....
this is like straight up pathetic.
welp now i know what aspergers are like

>>17846515

she can judge me anytime

>>17846550
show me her boobs omg

>>17846515
she will never come back :(

Wait wait wait, you need a guide to go to the theater alone?

1. Walk up to the counter
2. Purchase ticket
3. Walk into room and watch the movie

There you go

>>17846567

>>17846619

>>17846619

does that mean we're bf and gf now?

Jesus Christ, why do you people care what others think of you?

Just go to the fucking movies and not GIVE A FUCK.

>>17846581
I think she died from a heroin overdose.

>236 replies and 46 images posted

>>17846663
you don't know what its like

>watching films that are showed in common "movie theaters"

>>17846666
nope.png

>>17846515

>implying everyone doesn't inately do this despite how they may deal with it

>>17846696
What happened then? Not that I've visited there in over 2 years so I wouldn't know if she still posted.

>>17846559
Pics. Now.

>>17846717
moved on :(

she will be missed.

I avoid cinemas, my last 2 experiences were bad (loud people).

One of my favorite theater moments was going to see Iron Man by myself after working all morning prior. There was only 8 people or so total, so there were many rows completely empty and I got to enjoy it immensely without any annoying friends/family to worry about while watching it.

I went to see Iron Man 2 with a friend who couldn't care less, which annoyed me much more than the movie by itself. I also hate that awkward drive home after seeing a movie where everyone is quiet and nobody but me wants to talk about the movie. What the hell is wrong about discussing the movie after seeing it?

Why has this thread been derailed by a mediocre looking camwhore?

>>17846758
what's her story? if you dont mind. keep it brief as you like. i dont come here that often

>>17846772

Move out of the ghetto or suburbs.

>>17846775

I saw 127 hours with a friend and he texted the entire fucking time. I will never see a movie with him again.

>>17846675

To go to the movies alone? To be stared at by a large group of people? Or a combination of the two?

I am very familiar with both, and while it is certainly unnerving at first, you do have the ability to ignore it.

Just enjoy the movie and don't care, it really is that simple.

one time i went alone to the cinema and got a golden ticket and then the movie sucket me in

HEY IT'S OKAY, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT

>Be by myself
>Show up at theater on my Hayabusa
>Walk in and purchase ticket
>Sitting in movie theater waiting for movie to start
>2 guys walk in with motorcycle helmets and tapout shirts
>They both look like tools
>Movie is over and we all leave
>On the way out I hear them mumbling shit
>They are parked next to me
>One is on a 250 ninja, other is on a r6
>They think they are bad asses
>We all get on the interstate after leaving the theater
>They both tried so hard to keep up with me but they couldn't even come close

here
>>17846803

>>17846273
>talk shit about them

Secretly insecure loser alert.

SO MANY REPLIES

EVERYBODY FROM /TV/ IS HERE

LETS HAVE TEA AND CAKE

>2012
>going to movie theaters.

WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL HERE


WHY IS /tv/ SO BETA

JUST SEE THE MOVIE YOU FAGGOTS.

FUCKING SAGE

I don't really mind going to the movie by myself. All my friends usually blab throughout movies, so I sometimes prefer it. I do, however, hate going to concerts by myself.

>>>/sp/14398889
sp response thread.

how does it feel knowing you are beta compared to /sp/

>>17846942
>2012
>not dying in the Apocalypse

>>17846425
Thats the sexiest land whale i have ever seen. Fuckin weird.