Isn't it a weird coincidence that these people started rioting the same weekend Rise of the Planet of the Apes came out, a film in which apes tear through a city.

>>17681432
I'm tempted to have that as my new wallpaper.

>>17681449

what a nigger filled shithole london is

>>17681454
It does look unbelievably bad ass

>>17681463

>Fuck the police.jpg

>>17681454
See
>>17680358


I added a dot so it doesn't get duplicate file error on the original post. So get the one from the quote link above

>>17681454

It's a pretty fucking epic photo, in or out of context. I'm surprised no one's shooped movie titles onto it yet.

>>17681469
Indeed, shame it isn't in a higher-resolution but I suppose I'll have to make do.

>>17681463
>Let me show you the dance of my people

I'm kind of a slowpoke when it comes to news, so I don't know what's going on with all these threads about London burning. Anyone care to explain, what's going on? Thanks, love.

>>17681463

>white_guy_helping_clean_up_riot_debris.jpg

Any higher resolutions?

Some of these would make good wallpapers.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOLAN

It's time we brought out the big guns

>>17681463
>>17681493

>>17681491

"Youths" are out of control, something about how it's capitalisms fault...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzPbNvIzMf0

>>17681491
I've had trouble following it too, to be honest. BBC News 24 just likes to describe smoke rather than filling in new viewers on what the fuck is actually going on.

But the police shot a guy, either in cold blood or what seems like questionable circumstances.

Then RIOT AND LOOT.

Are there any live video stream? Like there was for egypt? I love watching the egyptians throw molotovs at each other

>>17681533
lol, I literally just put this on a minute or two ago.

>>17681533
I was about to search Youtube for this.

>>17681537
the police being the police, and then people getting angry and trying to vent their frustration by rioting and looting... dude, too bad i guess

That copper looks anal frustrated

>yes...a large group of "y-youths" are p-protesting....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hamKl-su8PE&ob=av2e

Everyone listen to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPy6FJhd2vg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB1FBdqy_jg

>>17681593
>Hiding in a bunker
>Clutching a Union Flag
>Crying while listing to this while London burns

>>17681587
He's obviously had his arse grinded for the past 3 days by his superiors.
Also
>acting police commissioner
He's left in charge for a few days and look what happened

>>17681593
;_;
Sod it all, I sang along.

Gonna dump a few pictures I liked

>>17681619
>by his superiors.
What, the only people higher than him is the Home Secretary, Prime Minister and the Queen.

So...

Nigras still burning things eh?

Here's a big one.

OP's pic would an awesome album cover.

>>17681449

the apes were more intelligent

Oh jesus this is incredible.

Why is there no video?

Goddamn it moot, get rid of flood detection. We've had capchas for a year or two

Apparently they let a Tiger out of the Zoo, literally.
Top right corner I think.

>>17681654
It never happened, that's why.

>>17681654
The Turks may stay.

AA+ credit rating's looking a little good now, eh Britain?

Where's PosterParent when you need him?

>>17681654

Yeah! Go get em Turkish dudes!

>>17681667

>not understanding the purpose of captcha

this one is my favourite

Also oh dear, more riots happening. It's spreading more.

>>17681643
Wouldn't you be scared shitless if you had the home office and PM on your ass?

http://www.twitvid.com/4JTZH

even black people are ashamed of black people. oh dear

>Drown out the rioting with patriotic songs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCYG5Z9MXjs

>>17681694
That's hardly news. Black people being ashamed of Niggers, that is.

>>17681673

Oh god I can't stop laughing.

Is this true?

>>17681651
It's... beautiful.

Wait, I haven't been watching the news much lately.
This doesn't look good.

>>17681671
Niggers_stealing_nigger_shoes_from_JD.jpg

>>17681718
THIS
If you make a distinction between black people a niggers, then what most people are saying is true.

>>17681673
Do they have polar bears in London zoo?

Because that would be ace

>watching the news
>see most of the guys covering their faces are niggers and paki's
>mfw

Funnily Scotland is pretty quiet at the moment.

BIG BEN IS ON FIRE

>>17681761
>Rampaging Polar Bears mauling rioters to death

>>17681771
Setting fire to a bell is quite a feat.

>>17681780
aka "The Big Guns"

>>17681780

>>17681673
Seriously? Are they seriously that fucking stupid?

I'd have thought that the Met would have water cannons and hundreds of mounted police.

>>17681813
Water cannons only usually get used in Northern Ireland.

>>17681813
>mounted police
He'd fix things.

>>17681813
Especially considering the student protests came to that on the second day.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

>>17681813
I'd have thought they'd do more than stand around attempting to look intimidating.

>>17681813
Only the N.Irish police have water cannons, there are none on the mainland and have never been used on the mainland before.

>>17681683
It's only in London. I don't care.

>>17681799
False alarm, would've made it much more exciting though :/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1084749/Pictured-Escaped-Siberian-tiger-enjoys-night-time-st
roll-southern-Italian-town.html

>Daily Mail
I know.

>>17681840
See
>>17681829

way to steal the good stuff nigger.

>>17681651
>Dine in hell they said.

>Send in the military
>Send in Anders
>Send in Moaty
>Send in Gazza
>Send in the polar bears
>Send in Boris Johnson
>Send in Special Ed

and none shall survive

>>17681862
SHIT DAT NIGGA BE SET FOR TESCO VALUE RICE

I wanted to go tommorow. Instead these faggots have to ruin for everyone with their pathetic looting.

So, government, how much will it take for you to authorise zero tolerance uses of force on offenders?

Damn they are making the Rise of the Planet of the Apes sequel fast

>>17681862
>Access to anything in tescos
>Didn't at least aim for Uncle Ben's

Enough with these shitty attempts at captions. They're not those kind of photos.

Did this riot really start because a guy was killed?

He tried to kill one of the officers, they killed him in self defense.

>>17681872
...or you could just send in 'the Man'.

>>17681879
Oh my god, that's a film that needs to be made.

>>17681886
Hahahaha

So is it just a bunch of niggers causing all this trouble?

>non-whites
>civilized

pick one

>>17681879

ALLOFMYMONEY.JPG

So when's The Doctor coming to save the day?

I hate how every time something happens in the UK, they always have a member of the opposition on? Not having a go at Ken, cause I know if he was in office this would have still happened and Boris would be on doing exactly the same thing.

>>17681879

...and now I have to listed to Godspeed

>>17681895
Lets not be too hasty. Sending in such a man alone would be too dangerous a weapon.

sounds kinda like fun. can I as an american find myself employed within a london riot squad?

>>17681890
is this true?

>>17681890
Seems that way yes. You never know which drug dealing chav scum could be shot next, they be angry. ANGRY!

I saw a picture of an injured police dog and I felt really sad.

>the car is on fire, and theres no driver at the wheel

>>17681934
;_;

>>17681933
>chav
I got the impression that was a white person thing over there. Why all the black people rioting?

THE

APES

WILL

RISE

>>17681932
The circumstances of the shooting are still unknown. Whether he was shot in cold blood or self defense, it's a bit redundant at this stage

>>17681941
Blacks are chavs too.

>>17681943
This joke has been made a couple of times already, just FYI

>>17681897
Fund it god dammit.

>>17681941
> Why all the black people rioting?
They heard there was free fried chicken and trainers going.

I wish I was joking.

>>17681886
I lol'd

This is horrible. :(

Hope you're safe, Britfriends. Just remember, it's always the safest inside your flat/room. Outside is bad. Reconsider this rule if your house is afire, though.

I thought your cops couldn't have guns

oh hi

>>17681941

black people and chavs are rioting

>>17681948

no

>>17681947
get a priest/witch to summon his spirit and defend himself in court

>>17681968
That's only community support officers. Volunteer cops.

Watching a Ken Livingstone interview

>Ken making perfectly valid points about why young people in poor areas are feeling disillusioned (ie. the reason this is happening)
>BBC tool criticising him simply because he's a mayoral candidate for London

Fucking hell.

i love ellen got killed in the birmingham riots

>>17681986
It does seem a bit like he's using it as a campaign tool. I don't judge him for that, any politician in opposition would.

>>17681966
>mfw I just came back home to find my car broken into tires slashed and windows broken on all sides

SURE DO HOPE INSURANCE COVERS THIS CAUSE IM PISSED RIGHT BOUT NOW

You know what the worst part is? They put dogshit on the car door handle, I put my hand right into it. Fuck this, I'm moving.

>>17681986
I heard Ken was also advocating the use of water cannons to put the cunts in their places.

>>17681986
It's a shame Ken got the boot as he would be great at dealing with this. But then Boris has a certain mad crazy genius method.

>>17681968

regular officers don't carry guns, but we have gun units for certain things

>>17681992
Lives in Australia.

I can't believe nobody has made a Disaster Girl-shoop yet.

Not a single fuck was given! Seriously you laugh at our 9/11 well I hope niggers burn your whole country down.

You lot deserve nothing less.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W81jQMqUno
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W81jQMqUno
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W81jQMqUno
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W81jQMqUno
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W81jQMqUno
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W81jQMqUno

>>17682005
sorry bro

>>17682005
That sucks. Which area is that?

>>17682014
shame its a girl, otherwise you could put "some men just want to watch the world burn'

>>17682015
>you laugh at our 9/11 well I hope niggers burn your whole country down
Cheers old bean.

>>17682008

There's something I always liked about Ken Livingston. Boris is just a fucking twat. Even my grandad liked Ken, and he's a 70 yo that voted conservative his whole life.

>>17682022
I live in a small area just outside Croydon called Selsdon.

I'm sure that British people will really love the blacks and chavs even more after this.

>>17682005
Fuck. That absolutely sucks. Sorry to here about that.
Surely most insurers cover vandalism along with theft.

He is the hero London deserves.

>>17682044
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X3vwPLCB1c

SEND THE BUGGERS BACK

>>17682005

>dogshit on the car door handle

Pics or it didn't happen

>>17682005
>They put dogshit on the car door handle
Delicious.

Did you lick it off?

>>17682027

>>17682014
Good point.

>>17682044
Someone like 80% or more of all the blacks and chavs like in London. We need them tbh.

Who else are we going to hire for our cleaners, bus drivers and numerous other minimum wage jobs?

>>17682015
>you laugh at our 9/11

wut

>Miss Me Yet?

Oh good, they're bringing in Cobra Commander.
He'll know what to do.

>>17682081
>mfw filmmakers will use destroyed areas of London the way they do New Orleans

It almost makes me miss Thatcher. She'd have brought the Army and SAS in already and had those yobs beaten to a bloody pulp.

It's time for white power music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwRiHts6y4c

>>17682082

Her head should be bigger compared to the original image. But a decent shoop all in all.

So why is no one on the news commenting on the fact that most of the rioters, if not all of them, are black?
Why the hell are they trying to sugar coat this into ''YOUTHS WITH HOODIES ON''?

>2011
>not laughing at 9/11

Why are whites so beta?

>>17682127

>white power

FUUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>17682162

>>17682162
Because that would be racist and you can't say that on TV ... even if its true.

/tv/ related as well

>>17682162
also the keep wittering on about "elders" in the community. who the fuck are these.
Also another shooting in Croydon no details yet

>>17682162
>So why is no one on the news commenting on the fact that most of the rioters, if not all of them, are black?

Because our media doesn't make it it business to incite racial hatred, faggot.

> if not all of them

Well, yeah, not all of them.

i love ellen got killed in the birmingham riots

>>17682149
heh, thanks.
But I just put it together quickly on pixlr, I don't think you can resize layers like that. If you can, I don't know how.

>>17682162
Bloody political correctness brigade smiting down those who dare state certain aspects of the truth, that's what.

In before twitter, facebook, social networking in general becomes regulated and by proxy the rest on the internet

>>17682015
>Average retarded American
HURR IT'S GODS PAYBACK. Quit embarrassing the rest of us retard.

>>17682202

Better, but as a Disaster Girl-meme it'd be better w/o the text

Not all black people are bad. at least this woman tried:http://www.twitvid.com/4JTZH

>>17682220

This whole thing is a jewish conspiracy. They sniped Mark Duggan from a nearby tree.

They spread the lies through the black community.

They drugged the water supply to make people angry.

It all adds up.

>>17682239
fucking jews. even dot cotton is one of them.

http://www.pcadvisor.co.uk/news/game/3295793/london-riots-blamed-on-video-games/

Look what /v/ found

THEY'RE BLAMING VIDEO GAMES
OH WOW

>>17682237
btw I'm not the same guy who posted the one where her head was too small.

>>17682252
I would believe that if one of them steals a helicopter then jumps out at maximum height just for chuckles.

>>17682252

And the London riots in 1981, I guess he things Pacman caused those.

NOT DEBENHAMS

>>17682252
50 years ago they would have blamed TV
50 years before that they would have blamed certain types of book
50 years before that they would have blamed teaching the lower classes to read and write.

>>17682252
Every fucking time

HOW'D IT GET BURNED?
HOW'D IT GET BURNED?
HOW'D IT GET BURNED?
HOW'D IT GET BURNED?

>>17682252
only took like 14 years for it to work out

>>17682252
That is just one policeman being an idiot. The news isn't saying anything like that.

any good webcams?

Watching BBC, it seems like rioting has spread right across London in the past hour.

London is screwed.

Anyone else laughing at how they cannot into ladbrookes?

>>17682252

Welp, good thing that won't affect /v/ in general.
It's not like they play, or even enjoy, vidya.

Chomsky unrelated

>>17682307

Strange considering nothing new has happened for 2-3 hours

>>17682288
>teaching the lower classes to read and write.
i blame that for pretty much everything.

>>17682162

earlier a reporter said

'the rioters seem to be mostly young Afro-carribbean men'

and then quickly added

'but there are members from all nationalities'

>>17681672

PFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

God, how do you people sleep at night :-D

ONE OF THE BBC CREWS WAS ATTACKED

THIS SHIT IS CRAZY

>>17682307
London is *huge* and the only areas affected so far have been the worst of the worst. Also don't believe all the rumours, we'll find out the facts later.

>>17682316
I was.
I was thinking, it's a Ladbrokes. What're you gonna steal, mate?

USA remains chaos free.

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

>Phone cuts out
>Immediately think "HE'S DEAD"

>>17682288

>implying the lower classes can read and write

Padraic the BBC correspondent was just cut off mid-phone call, presumably he was eaten alive by rioters.

>>17682343
Pens.

What else did you expect to happen when years of marxist/leftist policies have allowed 3rd world trash into civilized Western countries?

>>17682343

He just wanted tips for 3:30 at Kempton

>>17682352

LONDON BRIDGE IS BURNING DOWN BURING DOWN
LONDON BRIDGE IS BURNING DOWN
MY DARK NIGGER

>>17682371

Anders Brevik detected

>America

>>17682345
1812
Bay of Pigs
Vietnam

>>17682371
Lots of good restaurants appearing?

>>17682345

Sorry this thread is for AAA countries only.

>>17682370
So that's why they raided argos

OH SHIT

ANDERS WAS RIGHT

>MFW I wish I was living in the London area during all of this
>MFW it's just because I want some excitement
>MFW nothing exciting happens in America

>black people shot/beaten/mistreated
>economy almost crumbles due to corrupt politicians
>Americans chill out on the couch and eat McDonalds

>a black person gets shot in some kind of unclear dispute
>London screeches to a halt and is being destroyed
>Londoners riot

americavseurope.jpg

>>17682348
He is getting raped by dozens of natives now.

>as you might guess this has never happened to me before
well you sound pretty fucking calm about it all.

State of Emergency will probably be declared soon

>The day of the wimpy is gone
I shed the manliest tear

>>17682419
at least londonbros actually get off their asses and do shit when they get mad. Even if it is just the niggers and chavs.

>>17682432
>>17682432

Then the militarized police will have the clearence to shot the niggers down.

Gotta prepare for the 2012 olympics, mang.

If a black guy is shot it's either by another black guy

LOL

>>17682414
>mfw I live in Farmer County
I know that feel

Everyone ITT watch this, it's bloody insane how they're driving back the police:
http://yfrog.com/0wtduz

WE PLASMAS NOW

Just checked the news, they are even looting in Ealing now. Ealing is just full of poles.

>>17682419
>Americans chill out on the couch and eat McDonalds

>>17682419

This is an American riot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUPMjC9mq5Y

>Laughing at this thread
>Instantly stop when I see a bunch of black guys run past with bottles and bricks

Fuck...Help me!

>>17682429
>Too bad I'm unarmed. I wouldn't be against shooting them.

>>17682474
PARAIC'S OK!

>mfw cardiff is full of Somalians and will be next

Fuck this, I'm still going into central London tomorrow.

It's not like they'll be rioting tomorrow afternoon, right?

>>17682252

Gaems are the new comics.

>>17682494
Woops, didn't mean to quote, sorry.

>>17682498

Cpt. Jack will stop them.

Fucking hell. Why can't police open fire on them?

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps/ms?msid=207192798388318292131.0004aa01af6748773e8f7&msa=0&ll=5
1.558503,-0.055275&spn=0.114195,0.298691
map of confirmed incidents

>>17682464
>>17682464
>>17682464
YES

>>17682513
I was afraid he'd be DISABLED.

>>17682473
>Polish

Oh fuck, I hope they don't clash, there'd be rivers of blood in the streets.

>Riot because things are going bad
>Not understanding things will get even worse
Have fun paying all the damages from your taxes.

>>17682499
Central London will be fine. No chavs there.

>>17682515

Brit police don't even have guns. They're nothing more than mall cops.

>be a northerner
>Live in an area where the nearest black person is at least 75 miles away

I'll sleep well tonight

Then again it could be like that Doctor Who episode where London blows up and all the southern fairies have to live in my house

>>17682515
They believe it would escalate the situation, and most the looters are 14-18 year olds. Don't think a bunch of dead kids is what the police want.

>BBC reporter: Can you describe what the looters looked like?

>Witness: ...er....um.... they were youths.... er, wearing what youths.... normally wear.... you know, hoodies and stuff like that....

LOL

I live in Hampstead. Its funny watching all the plebs burn.

from what i can see it's just a couple of hundred people with one pyromaniac. not much of a riot, really. fucking media is falling over itself announcing the apocalypse.

>>17682528
>Implying these people pay taxes.

>>17682528
>implying any of the rioters are tax payers

vancouverfag here
anyone dissing riots/rioters is a basement dwelling sack of shit who doesn't know how much fun riots are
especially when on coke.

>>17682479
Um, that's a protest.

London has those as well, but their's usually deteriorate into riots.

>>17682515

Noguns.

>>17682554
>>17682553
implying tax payer mind

>>17682533
They have guns. They just don't carry them as standard. After all, the whole thing was started by a black guy getting shot by the police.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g&ob=av3e

>>17682545
>Live in Berkshire

Not a single fuck is given.

>>17682553
>>17682554
implyingtaxpayermind

Is Boris or Cameron here yet? I mean how long does a private plane take to get to England from Italy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQkActP-isE

For fucks sake, they need to beat the shit out of these idiots. I wish I was where the riots are so I could do just that.

>>17682592
Imply Cameron has left duty free yet

>>17682533

If they don't have guns how did they shoot that guy, starting this whole charade? Turn Fox news off.

>>17682479

lol, Americans cannot into anarchy

>>17682592
They are meeting tomorrow at 9am. After all they need their breakfast.

>>17682592
Italy is like a 3 hour flight from Britain.

Ninjas have begun rioting as well.

>give brit police guns
>they shoot each other and blame a black guy

Fullretard.

>initial reports from the IPCC said that during an apparent exchange of gun fire police officers fired two shots and Duggan died at the scene.

>This assumption came from the fact that a bullet had lodged in a police radio worn by an officer at the scene, raising speculation he might have been fired at from the vehicle.

However, a report in the Guardian Monday said that initial ballistics tests on the bullet found lodged in the police radio suggested it was police issue and therefore had not been fired by Duggan.

I just know at some point we'll see a faggot in a fawkes mask

So niggers did this?

Now I get the planet of the apes jokes going around.