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07/02/11(Sat)04:32 No.16970498>zombie movie better than the 2004 Dawn of the Dead
How about.. ALL OF THEM?
Seriously,
it was fucking awful. The characters are one-dimensional and
pants-on-head-retarded, and since the plot revolves around the
characters, the plot is fucking retarded as well. The only redeeming
feature is that the zombies were done well, but zombie movies aren't
about the zombies; they're about the people dealing with them. And if
you say "Oh this one was about the zombies"; shut the fuck up, you're
wrong. The overwhelming majority of the movie doesn't even show the
zombies at all.
"oh the people aren't that stupid" REALLY? 1)
Guy replaces a fucking crowbar with a god damned CROQUET MALLET. IN A
SPORTING GOODS STORE. SERIOUSLY? If you didn't like the crowbar, you
could have gone for a baseball bat, a cricket bat, a shotput, or just
used a weights bar. A fucking croquet mallet though? REALLY?
2)
Oh we'll send across the dog to send food to Andy! Hey, look, the dog is
perfectly safe! I'll just be a dumb bitch and go drive a fucking truck
over there for no reason now!
3) Hurp a derp, let's leave this
secure building where we still have tonnes of supplies and try to get a
boat to an island, but we won't bring any farming tools because we don't
need food to live, right? Oh wait, that's the zombies. But it won't
matter, we'll be zombies by the time we get there anyway!
4) So
it's been established that people bitten ALWAYS turn into a zombie, but I
won't bother letting my wife know that even though she got bit by one!
5) DURRR
6) HURR DURRR |