Obama's re relection insured.

GG

Yep, my friend at CNBC just told me it happened. Obama is calling a press conference now.

I'm saying aliens.

>>15832265
Indeed, a source of mine said same thing.

He hasn't been captured - he's dead.

sauce please

they found biggie and tupac

what channel

BIN LADEN FAKED HIS DEATH AND WILL NOW BLOW UP THE PENTAGON

two aircraft have hit the twin towers

the rock knows what it is

Now a reporter at FOX News has reported it.

>>15832337
>>mfw

well done

What do you think Jack Bauer was doing with all his free time?

It's confirmed.

SORRY REPUBLICANS

NO CHANCE LEFT FOR 2012

In before he reveals that he IS Osama.

DONALD TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT!

TERRORISM IS OVER!

NOW WE CAN LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

>>15832382
>>15832385
I cant imagine how they'll dump on that it happened while Obama was in office and in the dunce's view "he did what Bush couldn't."

>>15832420

Terrorism isn't over but A BIG FUCKING TENTACLE just got detached.

Osama has been killed? This means Obama hasn't done anything.

Very convincing Obama. Say Osama is dead because you are him.

>>15832463
>>15832463

He's either
A. been dead for a long time
B. isn't dead and they're saying this to discourage turrurist recruiting

It's on the New York Times:
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/02/world/asia/osama-bin-laden-is-killed.html?_r=1&hp

The Noughies (2000 - 2009)

2001 - Osama Bin Laden, masterminded the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

The 2010's (2010 - 2019)

2011 - Osama Bin Laden is dead.

The first year of two decades has been significant, but will this stop the whole "Obama is Osama" shit now or just more fuel to the fire?

>mfw it's actually on the news

Pretty much confirms he's been dead for a while now and they've been saving the announcement for the best possible time to assure Obama's reelection. What better time to announce this shit than when one of your biggest opponent's show is about to reach it's climax and draw millions of viewers. Everyone will completely forget about Trump and praise the fuck out of Obama. Not that I wanted Trump to win but fuckin hell

OSAMA BIN LADEN KILLED BY U.S. BOMBING.

Obama wanted the military to focus on Afghanistan and not Iraq and now he's been vindicated. He's truly the best president since Reagan.

>>15832444
Until the rest of the CIA is destroyed, we'll never have peace.

>>15832541
>implying Obama marched over to Pakistan and shot Osama in the head personally

If anything, this is going to boost Bush for starting the hunt.

>>15832541
I tend to think this way, but wouldn't it have been better for them to wait until much closer to the 2012 election?

Isn't this a major fail?

He got to live for 10 more years free and clear.

Then just goes out like a boss.

>>15832491
we knew Bin Ladel was dead months after 9/11. That indian or pakistani lady that got assassinated said that on the BBC. look that shit up.

>>15832541

You're fucking retarded. Do you really think they could've kept this a secret? If they found him in Afghanistan, that means soldiers found him. Soldiers have fucking twitter nowadays in those places.

>a "terrorist" puppet is killed in 2004 and news are released today

cool story america

we got him

>>15832628
No we didn't.

>CIA's face when

FUCK YEAH

BETTER WATCH OUT , WE'RE COMING FOR YOU

>>15832633
he will be missed

>>15832628
Odds Trey and Matt can put a new episode together in time to include this Wednesday?

>mfw Obama will still not escape the accusal of BEING Osama.

>>15832665
yes they did it in one day for the election in 2008

Osama Bin Laden has nothing to do with anything in the past what.. 20 years?
None of the 9/11 hijackers were linked to him in any way.

While the dude was a dickhead radical terrorist (he was linked to embassy bombings and the first attempt to blow up the WTC), he is pretty much a figure head boogie man the west has made up to seem like a evil enemy dictator who rules a secret massive terrorist network which in reality, doesn't exist.

lol

Per Geraldo, US killed Bin laden with a bomb a week ago. Have been waiting for DNA confirmation. The body is in the control of the US administration (presumably on US soil).

>>15832665
110%.

>>15832597
benazir bhuttho. pakistani and first female prime minister of pakistan.

>>15832622
And you know people are going to use this as justification for a more "free" U.S.

Why can't people connect dots and do some fucking research? OBL has BEEN dead. And if not he was being taken care of by the bush babies.

Cue retarded fox comments

>America, were screwed. Obama's leader confirmed dead. "Usama bin Laden has died a peaceful death due to an untreated lung complication, the Pakistan Observer reported, citing a Taliban leader who allegedly attended the funeral of the Al Qaeda leader."

>>15832574

>implying the average american citizen wouldn't give Obama full credit just for being president at the time of Osama's death regardless of Obama's actual involvement

I just heard some guy on the news say "This is the end of the chapter on the global war on terrorism"
When most people hear that shit they actually believe it just because it was said on the news

>>15832684
Osama was the mastermind behind 9/11, dumbass.

4chan in 05: who gives a fuck
4chan in 11: AMMERRIICUH FUCK YER WE GOT IM

Most of you people weren't even sapient when planes crashed into the twin towers.

lol guys go to be, listen to the song

>>15832713
yes her, thank you.

So the CIA fired their employee Ben Landon?

Who us their replacement for the phantom menace?

>>15832740

Haha, yeah, I was curious what /b/ was saying about this and lol'd so hard when I was greeted by that song.

Are any other countries reporting this? It seems like Britain should after the Subway bombings. I am ashamed of being a Brit.

>>15832770
BBC.com has it up

>>15832613
1. "They" are good enough at keeping secrets, and soldiers are good enough at following orders.
2. More importantly, when a minority of voices are saying something but are ignored or dismissed by the mass media and government, most people will never hear the minority view.

>>15832728
>>mfw when you believe that ( There isn't a face dissapointed enough)

>>15832770
Can hear it on BBC downstairs.

holy shit not a troll thread.

NBC says Osama was killed by a military strike and they've confirmed they have his body.

OBAMA IS THE BEST PRESIDENT IN THE WORLD HE CAPTURE OSAMA BIN LADEN AND KILL HIM FUCK BUSH

>>15832801
How's that tinfoil hat of yours?

LOL, foreign embassies are being attack in the Middle East!!!!

BTW, it wasn't the U.S. military that killed Osama but a NATO air strike.

YOU MAD A-RABS?

>>15832815
NATO is US, dumbass.

OBAMA DID IT!
ALL HAIL THE GOD KING!

>>15832810
Bush put Saddam out of order, he was more deadly.

>>15832728
no he wasn't jews did 9/11

/b/ is going apeshit right now

>>15832811
hows that sand feel?


Hey we have "a body" we'll just say it's him. Obviously can't use his actual body since it'd be decomposed by now.

>>15832728
Funny, then who is Khalid Sheikh Mohammed? The powers that be decided, two or three years after 9/11, to start calling KSM the "mastermind behind 9/11." Maybe we'll switch back now!

Predator Drone attack informed.


Thank you Based Airforce

>>15832838
Yes, you are trolling.

>>15832815
You think it makes a difference to them if they're being bombed by the U.S. or by one of the other Western imperial powers?

They're saying 20 other people died in the operation

CIA agents just said "fuck it, let's just kill all of them"

>>15832734
I was 13 years old at the time. I remember watching it in pre-algebra

>>15832863
no i'm not you're a fucking idiot if you think jews didn't do 9/11

>>15832767
Andrea Merkel

>>15832728
Osama Bin Laden is not linked to 9/11 dumbass.

The Terrorists who did 9/11 were only in Afghanistan during the early 80s and apparently only met Osama once... in the early 80s.

They came from Egypt, Lebanon and Saudi Arabia, they met first in Afghanistan, but formed their plot in Malaysia, they got their money for the terrorist attack while in Germany and Italy and were trained in Yemen, Sudan and learned to fly in Florida.

Osama is not linked to 9/11, he is a boogyman like Juba who the western media pins everything on because they don't think the public is smart enough to understand that there are different isolated groups out there who hate America and it is better television to make up some super villain and super villain terrorist network.

>>15832905
Because everything surely was caused by the Jews, amiright?

Gb2/new/. Yes it still exists, fag. Just not here.

I praise Laden for killing freeing me from my father's clutches.

If it was for 9/11, my father would still be alive. I hope he is getting buttfucked by Bin Laden in Hell.

>>15832910
This is true. (Who's Juba?)

>>15832919
It's just not the same at 2 posts every five minutes.

>>15832910
Osama organized the attack even if he wasn't linked you fucking braindead Americunt.

>>15832919
right and i hated /new/ fag

When the fuck is Obama gonna speak?!

>Al Qaida terrorists have threatened to unleash a “nuclear hellstorm” on the West if their leader and the world's most-wanted terrorist, Osama bin Laden, is nabbed. A senior Al Qaida commander has said that the terror group has stashed away a nuclear bomb in Europe which will be detonated if bin Laden is ever caught or assassinated.

http://www.thestatesman.net/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=367406&catid=37

It was nice knowing you /tv/. It will be best to right any wrongs and reconcile with your loved ones before the end. Good luck to you all, and god bless.

>>15832939
For someone who hates /new/, you sure do act like you belong there.

I don't care. Gtfo faggot.

I bet he lived in a Bluth mansion

>>15832947
make me you fucking retard

>>15832946
dude they promise that about -everything-

>>15832953
SOLID AS A ROCK.

>>15832946

So Europe will be Al Qaeda's Iraq?

>>15832934
You should be sure to send all the evidence you have indicating that to the FBI and Dept. of Defense.

>>15832946
>nuclear bomb in Europe

And nothing of value was lost.

>>15832946
Good thing I'm on the west coast. He'll probably attack New York City again.

FUCK YEAH

GREATEST FUCKING PRESIDENT SINCE RONALD REAGAN.

MORALE JUST MAXED OUT

>>15832988
They know, you fruitloop. What is with Americans and conspiracy theories? Good griefing.

>>15832946
Not sure if bluffing.

So when the fuck is Obama gonna speak, god damn it?!

lol
They're already playing up replacement characters for Bin Laden.

Reminds me of 9/11, when all the talking heads were spewing the same "barbarians vs. civilization" meme

>>15832946

North Londoner here. A place in London known for harboring islamic extremists. Feels kinda uneasy man.

>>15833011
Funny how the FBI doesn't even mention 9/11 in their Most Wanted List profile of Bin Laden.

2nd term for Obama much?

>>15833051
Really? Source?

Only took ten years

>>15833073
Hunt for Osama (2001 - 2011)

>>15833070
.............Seriously? SERIOUSLY?

>>15833122
Lets not forget the money they received from the then-head of Pakistan's ISI.

>>15833122
Then why was America hunting them you bloody twit?