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    14 KB Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)07:30 No.13806474 sticky  
    http://www.redlettermedia.com/sith.html

    EPISODE III REVIEW IS UP
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)07:31 No.13806485
    ohshi
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)07:32 No.13806490
    FUCK YES YESY ESY SEYESYSYSEYEWYSYSEYSYESY
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)07:32 No.13806499
    THERE IS A GOD
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)07:33 No.13806500
    Holy jesus this is long
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)07:33 No.13806501
    FUCK YEA
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)07:34 No.13806512
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    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)07:34 No.13806521
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    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)07:35 No.13806537
    i watched the Rifftrax'd Star Wars Holiday Special this year again

    ops pic is from an animation in the 2hr long special show that introduced boba fett in 1978
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)07:37 No.13806546
    i wanna cry for joy of watching this.

    is that crap about lucas changing it from return to revenge for money purposes? it doesn't sound unlikely. asshole.
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)07:37 No.13806550
    >>13806546
    revenge to return*

    also,

    TSHI
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)07:42 No.13806589
    Laugh track over the Anakin/Padme romance scenes

    This is already amazing
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)07:43 No.13806599
    >>13806589
    we're at the same part. kodak sell-out, oh plinkett. <3

    Also
    1. Han Solo was not ruined.
    2. No Millenium Falcon.
    3. No Jar-Jar Binks.
    (so far)

    I never realized just how bad it could have been... Terrifying.
    >> ­ 12/31/10(Fri)07:44 No.13806601
    >>13806584
    You're fat.
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)07:45 No.13806613
    >all the kids are dead
    >this ia good change

    It's 12 minutes in, not even 1/3 of the first of THREE PARTS

    madness!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)07:47 No.13806621
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    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)07:48 No.13806629
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    >Number 6
    >66
    PLINKETT YOU FAIL ME
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)07:49 No.13806634
    Is that fair...? NOPE.

    Fucking lost it there.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)07:52 No.13806655
    it's not loading for me. I'm just seeing white boxes where the video should be
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)07:52 No.13806657
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    a movie came out this year, and the poster was a black background with a red silhouette of a fish
    help me out /tv

    pic unrelated
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)07:57 No.13806678
    >sticky
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)07:58 No.13806683
    fucking mods how do they work
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)07:58 No.13806686
    PLINKETT CONFIRMED FOR MOD
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)07:58 No.13806689
    Has Plinkett forgotten how to do his own voice, or something? He sounds dangerously close to a thirty-something indie filmaker.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)07:59 No.13806691
    Fucking streaming links. Someone put it on youtube so i can rewind it without having to reload the whole damn thing.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)07:59 No.13806693
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    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)07:59 No.13806694
    LET'S FUCKING DO THIS MOTHERFUCKERS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)07:59 No.13806695
    >>13806546

    He changed it because Jedi aren't supposed to be vengeful. Even back then he couldn't keep his shit screwed on straight.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)07:59 No.13806697
    >>13806687
    dealwithit fag
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:00 No.13806703
    >>13806689
    he IS a thirty something indie filmmaker
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:00 No.13806704
    YES
    >> My name is best name !!jFttp/nFMRB 12/31/10(Fri)08:00 No.13806705
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    SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:01 No.13806709
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    >>13806697
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)08:01 No.13806710
    waow. he's going through the beginning sequence now, and have been for a while, making me realise just how freaking bad it is. painful.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:01 No.13806711
    I'VE BEEN THIRTY MINUTES LATE FOR THIRTY MINUTES!
    >> NewGuy !CwpoGVe2.A 12/31/10(Fri)08:01 No.13806712
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    ITT:
    >Say something bad about plinkett
    >12 year olds cry
    >mfw

    But seriously His voice is annoying and he isn't funny.
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)08:02 No.13806716
    >>13806712
    >tripfag trolling
    I am so upset right now.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:02 No.13806719
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    >>13806712
    fuck you
    >> NewGuy !CwpoGVe2.A 12/31/10(Fri)08:03 No.13806720
    >>13806716
    >proves my point.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:03 No.13806721
    Fucking mods, go delete the off topic threads instead of deleting actress threads and stickying this shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:03 No.13806722
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    YES!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:04 No.13806723
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    the guy actually manages to 'sound' like a fatass
    listen to him mumble
    its like he's got a bunch of food in his mouth or some shit
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:04 No.13806724
    Tshi
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:04 No.13806725
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    Also, Janitor, clearly around

    Why don't you do something about
    >>13806226
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:04 No.13806729
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    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:04 No.13806730
    >all of these product placement jokes
    stap it plinkett
    >> I <3 Ellen !Page4aGT/o 12/31/10(Fri)08:05 No.13806734
    Posting in a sticky.
    >> Saetre !!GGfD/L/6IX9 12/31/10(Fri)08:05 No.13806735
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    Durning in a sticky.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:05 No.13806737
    Jesus, I just got through Padme and Annikin's love dialogue. I could have sworn this shit was only as brutal in Attack of the Clones, but no, it's just as bad.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:09 No.13806752
    >2 minutes into it
    how do people watch this shit?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:09 No.13806756
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    >my faces when I was the OP
    >> Mr. !Gif//eJ.6I 12/31/10(Fri)08:09 No.13806758
    I've only seen the review for the first one. I'll get around to this one when my internet decides to be fast again.
    >> OnAironaut !OnAirG7ZRM 12/31/10(Fri)08:10 No.13806759
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    Postan in a /tv/ sticky.
    >> NewGuy !CwpoGVe2.A 12/31/10(Fri)08:13 No.13806773
    >>13806759
    HNNNNNNGG
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:13 No.13806776
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    >mfw stickied
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:14 No.13806781
    Why is he talking like a retard? This sucks.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:14 No.13806783
    TSHI
    >> Abu Garcia !FYpcXPFfBg 12/31/10(Fri)08:15 No.13806786
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    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)08:15 No.13806787
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    >grandfather calls me and interrupts
    >hears my impatience
    >"What are you doing, son?"
    >"Oh, just watching this really funny interviewer called Plinkett and his new..."
    >"Oh, is the Episode III review out? Yeah, I watched Star Wars with your father, and I didn't understand much, but enough to see how he ruined it with the new movies. He's a real funny guy, that Plinkett. Well, I won't disturb you anymore, I want to watch them aswell."
    >he's 82
    >my face when
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:15 No.13806788
    >>13806781
    fucking derp

    0/10
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:16 No.13806797
    WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:17 No.13806800
    >>13806791
    That would make the movies even worse than they already are.
    >> Mr. Eko !!IwAfCeGyHMt 12/31/10(Fri)08:19 No.13806807
    Posting in a sticky. U jelly?

    Also, best holiday gift ever. AWESOME.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:19 No.13806809
    Just watched the first part.

    I laughed maybe once.

    This shit has become Family Guy. Same shit, on and on, him telling us its all pointless... WE FUCKING GOT THAT IN THE PHANTOM MENACE REVIEW.

    I 'm glad this shit is done.
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)08:19 No.13806810
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    Oh, Plinkett. You fat, unlovable, useless bastard. Laughing out loud. Time for part 2!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:20 No.13806811
    What is this shit? Seriously, this is shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:20 No.13806814
    >>13806811
    >>13806809
    u mad
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)08:21 No.13806815
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    >suddenly the cat
    SO MUCH WTF

    WTF PLINKETT
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:22 No.13806821
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    >Complains about bad writing of Revenge of the Sith

    >makes a movie called "Feeding Frenzy" about killer rubber balls or some shit

    k
    >> Abu Garcia !FYpcXPFfBg 12/31/10(Fri)08:23 No.13806826
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    >>13806815
    I got pizza rolls in my nose I laughed so hard
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:24 No.13806831
    >>13806814
    It's simply not funny, there's nothing to be mad about.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:24 No.13806833
    why would anyone get worked up about this shit is beyond me
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:26 No.13806839
    >>13806833
    >Saging a sticky thread
    I agree with you, but still...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:27 No.13806844
    >>13806800
    No, it would have meant they were never made.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:29 No.13806848
    Ahhh newfag haters... how could we ever live without them?
    >> Wildling !!Cj82GjHyT7V 12/31/10(Fri)08:30 No.13806851
    Today is a glorious day.
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)08:31 No.13806853
    >Obi-Wan Kenobi is a stupid asshole idiot head
    :)
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:31 No.13806855
    this is better than christmas
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:32 No.13806858
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    >Plinkett saying he fucked the Millenium Falcon

    I fucked an AT-AT
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:34 No.13806864
    Tripfags. Tripfags everywhere.
    >> Abu Garcia !FYpcXPFfBg 12/31/10(Fri)08:37 No.13806878
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    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:37 No.13806879
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    >>13806712
    What's that? You're a colossal faggot starved for attention? Haha good one
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:38 No.13806884
    >>13806853
    >>13806851
    >>13806826
    >>13806815
    >>13806810
    >>13806807
    >>13806791
    >>13806787
    >>13806773
    >>13806759
    >>13806758
    >>13806753
    >>13806735
    >>13806720
    >>13806716
    >>13806712
    >>13806710
    >>13806705
    >>13806686
    >>13806615
    >>13806613
    >>13806609
    >>13806599
    >>13806584
    >>13806550
    >>13806546
    >>13806536
    >>13806490
    DIE YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT.

    GTFO tripfags. You are the cancer that is killing /b/.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:38 No.13806887
    FUCK YOU SUBARU
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)08:39 No.13806889
    >>13806878
    >just see that part
    >f5
    >your post
    nice.

    >>13806884
    Yeah, we're obviously the ones being the douchy retards in here...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:40 No.13806892
    I'm saging a sticky and no one can stop me
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:40 No.13806894
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    >mfw cat fucking
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:41 No.13806899
    Am I the only one to find this rape/murder stuff unfunny and lolrandumXXD
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:42 No.13806907
    >>13806884
    >/b/
    Here, let me help you with that:
    >>>/b/
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:42 No.13806913
    >>13806899
    Unfunny, perhaps. But it's hardly "lolrandumXXD". It's part of his character.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:44 No.13806922
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    >>13806899
    >rape/murder
    >unfunny
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:44 No.13806925
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    Sucking my cheeks in and being cool in a sticky.
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)08:46 No.13806936
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    "Perfect!"
    >> Abu Garcia !FYpcXPFfBg 12/31/10(Fri)08:46 No.13806940
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    >piss scene
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:47 No.13806945
    I LIKE TO FUCK MY CAT!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:47 No.13806947
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    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:48 No.13806951
    The Han Solo kid part was great.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:49 No.13806958
    >>13806899
    >lolrandumXXD

    Stop throwing terms you don't know around.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:49 No.13806959
    >>13806899
    A bit. It got stale in his Episode 2 review but ep3 is pretty funny.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:52 No.13806988
    He brought up a good point about Vader, being a cold blooded murderer.
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)08:53 No.13806994
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    >all that greenscreen
    i feel sick
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:56 No.13807020
    >Admiral Bonetopick
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)08:56 No.13807023
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    SHIT'S GETTING REAL
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:00 No.13807051
    Holy shit I completely forgot about Vader was being kind and noble but in the prequels he's a "bad apple" from the start.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:00 No.13807052
    Why is this such a big deal?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:00 No.13807059
    You know he really does a great palpatine impression.
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)09:01 No.13807073
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    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:04 No.13807085
    >yfw he points out the sperm and egg
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:06 No.13807103
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    http://rapidshare.com/files/440116019/Redlettermedia-StarWarsEpisode3ReviewPart1Of3.m4v
    http://rapidshare.com/files/440116036/Redlettermedia-StarWarsEpisode3ReviewPart2of3.m4v
    http://rapidshare.com/files/440116051/Redlettermedia-StarWarsEpisode3ReviewPart3of3.m4v
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:06 No.13807104
    God, these Lucas clips are so damning
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)09:09 No.13807129
    >>13806634
    Me too, but how the heck could you have goten to that part already at this time? Did you start with part three?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:12 No.13807141
    Fucking spot on once again
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:14 No.13807154
    I'm gonna have to start this script pretty soon!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:14 No.13807156
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    Where would you rape the Millennium Falcon anyway?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:17 No.13807177
    So..... I'm not into Star Wars, what's all this about?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:18 No.13807185
    those fucking dropped light sabers
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:21 No.13807206
    >>13806474
    Who fucking cares? Star Wars is fucking queer as 9 guys fucking 10 guys.

    Why is this shit a sticky?!

    also, sage
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:22 No.13807214
    I just finished it, that cliffhanger. FFFFFUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:23 No.13807220
    >>13807206
    Lots of people like Star Wars. You're not one of them, wonderful. But stop shitting on a sticky.
    >> Pretentious Hipster !Faggot/cSI 12/31/10(Fri)09:23 No.13807221
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    >>13807206
    >sage
    >sticky
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:27 No.13807249
    >1000 years

    >1000 generations

    FUCK YOU LUCAS.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:27 No.13807260
    >>13807206
    >9 guys fucking 10 guys.

    I don't think that's possible. I know, I teach geometry.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:28 No.13807265
    >>13806474
    WTF did I miss?
    MODS?
    ON MY BOARD?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:28 No.13807273
    I liked it. I actually wanted the Nadine stuff in the review though, I didn't understand the bitching. I think it had better pacing that way.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:28 No.13807274
    this dude is funny as shit, why didn't I see these sooner
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:28 No.13807277
    >>13807260
    Then you agree thet it would be an amazingly queer spectacle to witness?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:29 No.13807284
    aosgnalhfgoiaOAOGFHLASDFGLASKDFJ
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:31 No.13807298
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    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:32 No.13807307
    >>13807260
    >implying 2 guys can't fuck one guy
    >remembers that time i had 3 cocks in my ass at once

    Ya, it's possible and it doesn't break Newtons thoery of the law of geometry

    fucking cocksucking newfaggot
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:33 No.13807310
    Just done watching it, and he made me realize a lot of bad things about episode III, just like I expected... But, I still think it's the best of the prequels, and it seemed like he agreed.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:34 No.13807320
    I want shota Han Solo figurine...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:35 No.13807325
    >>13807273
    Wait what
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:35 No.13807327
    >>13807307

    Then there would be more men fucking than fucked. C'mon, damn it.

    Unless.... unless it's some kind of chain of men.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:35 No.13807330
    >>13807310
    It was but it's still a dumb movie, the review made me remember how bad they ruined Anakin's character that was talked about in the original trilogy.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:36 No.13807335
    The development thing is so true. Instead of a long three part arc, we got a bunch of jittery films with no development, and just changes. All the development isn't shown in the films.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:36 No.13807341
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    Lucas "Gosh, you're already building sets. I'm going to have to start the script pretty soon."
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:36 No.13807345
    >>13807327
    >>13807307
    >>13807260
    9 dicks fucking 10 fags... show me how /tv/?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:38 No.13807362
    It's so dense...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:39 No.13807371
    >>13807341
    What part was this?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:39 No.13807373
    >>13807129
    Haha. I'm an idiot. Started at Part 3.

    Just finished all of them, though. Man, I'm not a Star Wars fan in the first place but...fuck.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:39 No.13807376
    >>13807371

    part 3
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:40 No.13807381
    >>13807376
    Around what part?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:41 No.13807400
    >>13807381
    about ten minutes into part 3
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:42 No.13807402
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    THIS SHIT BETTER BE GOOD

    I'VE WAITED SO LONG
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:42 No.13807408
    I've never seen a review from this guy.

    So far, it's pretty good.
    >> GuyFromEasternEurope !xEotxCxtfE 12/31/10(Fri)09:42 No.13807410
    anyone noticed in the third part the music is from tree of life trailer
    >> Abu Garcia !FYpcXPFfBg 12/31/10(Fri)09:43 No.13807414
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    >my face when he is talking about the emotional connection and how much star wars really affected me as a kid
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:44 No.13807419
    Fuck he's right, Palpatine seem to be the only one remotely human and enjoying himself, Rest is just stale.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:44 No.13807422
    wait, where's the big confrontation between plinkett and nadine?

    I NEED CLOSURE
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:44 No.13807424
    Sticky? Awesome!
    >> MrSparkle !HOMERvyG/. 12/31/10(Fri)09:46 No.13807439
    "It was like an obligation"

    So fucking true.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:46 No.13807440
    >>13807419

    Also the comparison between ep III and Star Trek. Shit was spot on.
    >> Lord Fap !h3WDZNERS6 12/31/10(Fri)09:47 No.13807447
    The appearance of the Emperor in Plinkett's home had more Star Wars feeling than the who prequels combined.

    Red Letter Media should be given the chance to make a big movie.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:50 No.13807464
    >>13807422
    Part3
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:51 No.13807470
    Why it's not on Youtube?
    >> FightMaster !!s3pFkHA06zn 12/31/10(Fri)09:52 No.13807475
    fucking hilarious
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:52 No.13807476
    >>13807470

    It's not edited for it. He'd be able to put it up there if the account was a youtube partner or whatever.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:53 No.13807482
    >>13807464

    methinks you havent finished it yet
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)09:54 No.13807490
    This guy sounds like Zoidberg
    >> Zippo !TRON1020MQ 12/31/10(Fri)09:58 No.13807508
    >>13807023
    Basementfu is looking good so far, about to start part 3.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:00 No.13807528
    something I don't think he mentioned that is another good criticism is that the original star wars movies had an epic score to go along with all the crazy awesome shit that was happening.

    The prequels didn't. I don't think I can remember one good song that wasn't re-used or was just bland and unoriginal from the three prequel films.

    God they were so bad.
    >> Cadfael !9pQJBLbHI. 12/31/10(Fri)10:00 No.13807534
    >>13807156
    i lold
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:03 No.13807552
    The insights in part 3 about how dialogue scenes in the prequels were shot in the most boring manner possible (and why) is what makes these reviews so awesome. It's the kind of thing people who haven't had to think about how to shoot a film never pick up on, but are still aware of on an unconscious level. Well not unconscious for me any more.

    Also, Lucas sitting in that fucking chair never getting up unless he has to. FFS.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:03 No.13807558
    when palpatine gets his face wrecked by lightning

    >no WHATS WRONG WITH HIS FACE
    >> The Austrian !!y/oiDS95/Bm 12/31/10(Fri)10:05 No.13807572
    >>13806474
    YES YES YES YES
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:06 No.13807583
    I was hoping that he'd talk about the fact that the medical hover-board thing Palpatine uses to save Anakin with is the exact appropriate size for his torso and severed legs. Makes no sense.

    SHOT
    REVERSE SHOT

    God this review made me laugh and rage at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:08 No.13807599
    >>13807528
    The darth maul fight scene in the first prequel had a good track, but I can't even remember the name of it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:09 No.13807607
    >>13807599
    That was it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:09 No.13807609
    >>13807599

    Duel of Fates

    Only reason I remember is because it keeps getting brought up on slashfilm. Also, its pretty good.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:10 No.13807615
    >Comparing Citizen Kane and Episode 3

    NOPE.JPG
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:11 No.13807624
    The Anakin-Obi Wan Duel was awesome.

    Do dodo doooo do do do doooooooooooooooooooo.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:11 No.13807625
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    MEOW!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:12 No.13807629
    >>13807615
    >Is that fair?

    NOPE.jpeg
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:12 No.13807633
    >>13807615
    he mentions it's stupid and that he only compares them to show how this story is done right
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:13 No.13807641
    >>13807625
    a .gif of this must be made as quickly as possible.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:14 No.13807645
    You're now aware Pinklett is a mod here.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:14 No.13807647
    ffff why no conclusion
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:16 No.13807655
    At some point, in the third part, I stopped laughing.

    He was making too good of points and didn't bother putting jokes in. I never knew.

    Also: I'm going to watch my unaltered VHS copies of the original trilogy.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:16 No.13807665
    >>13807655

    Happened to me too.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:17 No.13807670
    >>13807655
    This happened to me.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:18 No.13807675
    What do you think the cliffhanger means? He going to review the original trilogy or something, you think?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:19 No.13807681
    >>13807675
    I'm honestly thinking he's thinking about doing the "other stories"; TV shows, books, comics etc.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:19 No.13807682
    >>13807675

    Probably an original thing thats not a review.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:19 No.13807683
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    >>13806474
    FUCK YEAH
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:20 No.13807687
    >>13807675
    inception?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:20 No.13807689
    >>13807675
    I hope he moves on to something non star wars related, honestly. Like maybe Home Alone or something Battlefield Earth.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:21 No.13807690
    >>13807675

    it means people (not 4chan people obv.) didn't like these scenes so he didn't include them
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:21 No.13807691
    Plinkett picks some fine ass girls. My favorite are the two from the clones review.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:21 No.13807692
    >>13807689
    home alone would be similar to babies day out.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:22 No.13807697
    >>13807689
    >Battlefield Earth

    YES OH GOD YES
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:22 No.13807699
    IM DONE
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:23 No.13807703
    TSHI
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:23 No.13807705
    Tshi.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:24 No.13807706
    or come up with something new...
    >no
    >no
    >stop that
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:25 No.13807713
    just finished, it was pretty great. I never liked the original trilogy all that much growing up but after watching his reviews he made a good case for them. My room mate had the unaltered versions and we watched them all about a week ago and you know what, they were pretty good.
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)10:26 No.13807719
    Well, I finally finished it. Took a bit longer than I expected. What is there to say? Pure brilliance. That montage of superficially similar scene was painful to watch. Darn you, Lucas. All three Star Wars reviews has happened. An era passes, a new era begins. This is the Post-Plinkett Age.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:27 No.13807720
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    Uhm hi i would like to talk about these inconsistent plans Palpatine is running.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:27 No.13807725
    >>13807720
    GET OUT OF HERE.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:28 No.13807729
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    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:29 No.13807735
    Watching the movies when they first came out I was wondering if Palpatine had some sort of range to clouding minds. Fucking retarded.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:30 No.13807739
    >>13807729
    OH MY GOD WHATS WRONG WITH YOU FAAAACE
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:30 No.13807741
    The last part is the best where he talks about dialouge and how boring the prequel dialouges are.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:30 No.13807743
    Just finished. After watching it I must say that I was a bit disappointed in how the duck meat was cooked.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:31 No.13807747
    >start year kissing hot chick on New Year's Eve party
    >return home to see review is up.
    2011, thy name is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:32 No.13807756
    I hope his next review is The Dark Knight.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:33 No.13807762
    He should review Avatar more in depth.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:33 No.13807763
    on a couch
    on a couch
    on a couch
    on a couch
    on a couch
    walking around
    on a couch
    in an elevator
    walking around
    walking around
    walking around
    on a couch
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:34 No.13807770
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    >>13807747
    >2011
    Uhm...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:35 No.13807775
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    You know you want him to review this next, you fucking know and pray he does.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:35 No.13807779
    >>13807770
    Can't figure that one out, huh?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:35 No.13807781
    >>13807775
    I thought he already did.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:36 No.13807784
    >>13807770

    It's been 2011 is some places in the world for hours already, just FYI
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:36 No.13807786
    why in the world of piss has this been stickied?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:36 No.13807787
    >>13807775
    OH GOD YES YES MAKE IT HAPPEN.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:37 No.13807789
    Anyone else disappointed he didn't jump on the line "Only a Sith deals in Absolutes"?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:38 No.13807794
    >>13807762
    If anything these reviews have demonstrated that Avatar doesn't have nearly enough wrong with it to be reviewed in this amount of depth. I just skipped through my digital copy to see if I could spot SHOT REVERSE SHOT in dialogue scenes and it turns out Cameron actually puts thought into how to shoot expository scenes.
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)10:39 No.13807799
    >>13807794
    >depth
    >camera movement
    To the previous poster:

    Avatar can't be reviewed more in-depth, because it doesn't have any depth.

    >>13807789
    True.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:39 No.13807801
    Soon you will learn to appreciate blow.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:40 No.13807803
    >>13807756
    Seriously, if he wanted to go out in a blaze of trolling, The Dark Knight is the movie to review. All kinds of things about it that are stupid, and yet people act like it's Lawrence Of Arabia.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:40 No.13807804
    >>13807770
    New Zealand, bro.

    pros = earlier new year's.
    cons = Plinkett Reviews that aren't up on youtube take a shit long time to download.
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)10:40 No.13807811
    >>13807804
    New Zealand, bro

    pros = earlier new year's.
    cons = shorter year's
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:42 No.13807818
    i dont think this desreves sticky...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:42 No.13807819
    >>13807803
    Except there's not and you're a retard.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:43 No.13807829
    I really hope the next big reviews are the matrix sequels
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:45 No.13807842
    >>13807819
    >inb4 the dark knight is the most disappointing thing since star war episode 3.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:45 No.13807844
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    Um...excuse me, sir.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:46 No.13807846
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    /co/mrade reporting

    Holy fuck, I want a pizza roll

    It almost feels like I have closure

    Citizen Fucking Kane, incredible
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:46 No.13807847
    >>13807763
    i see this being made into song format...imagine "pants on the ground"...or "im on boat" even

    make it so /tv/
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:46 No.13807850
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    This guy eviscerated Episode 3 on a writer's level.

    This got me thinking. Maybe Lucas never wrote Episodes 4 through 6.

    Maybe the first movie was written by some screenwriter he fucked over.

    The second movie was directed by another director.

    The third movie half sucked and was carried by the actors.

    Maybe for the prequels, he was so delusional that he thought he wrote the first three movies, and decided to really write the prequels, all himself, without knowing anything about tone, setting or editing plot holes etc ...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:46 No.13807851
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    NAH IM JUST KIDDING THE WORD IS
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:47 No.13807854
    >>13807799
    >accidently implying Plinkett was able to review the Star Wars prequels at length because they were deep, not becasue they were incompetantly written and directed.

    Avatar's story is simple and manipulative, which Plinkett said in his review. Then again, I don't remember much ambiguity about who to root for in A New Hope either. I for one was not surprised that Black Skull Life-Support guy turned out to be a villain.
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)10:48 No.13807864
    >>13807854
    >accidently implying blabla
    The reason he's reviewing the prequels is to show just how shitty they are in comparison to the originals and why Lucas is a scumbag for ruining the franchise. Can't do that with Avatar. No originals, no history, no depth.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:49 No.13807868
    I want him to review the Matrix sequels. I need closure on that.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:49 No.13807869
    >>13807851
    PISS

    I was just about to post this
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:49 No.13807873
    >>13807775
    Yes, damn it. He needs to eviscerate that piece of shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:51 No.13807890
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    Don't ignore me i have perfectly legal issues to ask here!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:51 No.13807893
    NOBODY HAS ASKED IT BUT EVERYONE IS THINKING IT!

    WHATS THE MOVIE WITH THE VIOLENT RAPE ON THE PINBALL MACHINE?
    >> Pliss-chan !!eOkTRsP2rww 12/31/10(Fri)10:52 No.13807895
    Fuck yes.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:52 No.13807896
    >>13807552
    >The insights in part 3 about how dialogue scenes in the prequels were shot in the most boring manner possible (and why) is what makes these reviews so awesome. It's the kind of thing people who haven't had to think about how to shoot a film never pick up on, but are still aware of on an unconscious level.

    I agree. Plinkett's humor is nice, but what I love his reviews for is how he breaks down the actual films.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:52 No.13807897
    >>13807868

    The Matrix sequels kind of already have that - I mean, they have audio commentarys by critics who thought they were bad right on the dvds
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:53 No.13807912
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    >>13807893

    Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:53 No.13807913
    >>13807850
    younger + more imagination + less jew money + people reviewing and editing his scripts = good movies
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:53 No.13807917
    So another 2 hours of him not being funny, while inflating his own ego?

    No thanks.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:55 No.13807926
    PALPATINES BEHIND IT ALL!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:55 No.13807927
    >>13807893
    The Accused with Jodie Foster
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)10:55 No.13807930
    >>13807850
    Alot of the stuff in the originals wasn't because of Lucas. The few things that stood up that was crap in the originals was often Lucas. Take for example the little bears. They were supposed to be Chewbaccas kind. He changed it. Han Solo was supposed to die. He changed it. Darth Vader was supposed to come flying in from space and then take his mask of. Someone else changed it. And so on.

    It's an amazing stroke of luck that the originals were as good as they were. Lucas was mostly in the way. But he did go through some tough extremities to get it done, and as Plinkett says, I respect him for that.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:55 No.13807932
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    >sticky
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:56 No.13807933
    Posting in a sti-wait why is this a sticky?

    Fuck it. Saging a sticky, just because I can.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:56 No.13807934
    >>13807868
    Why just not review all of the Matrix films?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:57 No.13807940
    I think I hate the movie now more than I ever did.

    I mean I never liked it, but this just shows it for the complete dogshit that it is.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:57 No.13807942
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    >>13807864
    Christ, with insights this shattering I'm amazed we're not watching a review by you. You're saying there's less to say about Avatar because it's not an extension of an existing saga, is a retelling of Pocahontas and there were no established expectations for the franchise? Holy shit. I thought I was making a striaghtforward point about how Avatar can't be criticised for being shot hackily, but you've swept the rug out from under my feet.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:58 No.13807947
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    >>13807896
    "Lucas broke new ground by giving Natalie Portman some business during a scene and having her packing a suitcase"
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:58 No.13807949
    >>13807934
    Because the first one is a near flawless sci-fi film and really doesn't deserve to be trashed.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:59 No.13807957
    Awesome! Gonna wait until tonight to watch...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)10:59 No.13807958
    >>13807930
    Agreed.

    Lucas is a good "idea man", but that's where it should end. He comes up with the initial idea and someone else needs to perfect it.

    Since he had total "creative" freedom on the prequels (read: no one telling him "no, that's a stupid idea") this is what we were presented with as a final product
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:00 No.13807964
    >>13807896
    the only problem is that now I'm going to be looking for that kind of thing every time I watch a movie now.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:00 No.13807966
    Well blip is being a turd and I can't even watch it.

    Whats Plinkett going to do now that he has completed his most hyped series ever?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:01 No.13807972
    >>13807930
    >The few things that stood up that was crap in the originals was often Lucas.

    A few things in Return of the Jedi, sure, but overall you are being a bit unfair. I don't think Lucas was quite as corrupt or confident back then. He still listened to people. Return of the Jedi was when some of his arrogance started to creep in, but not a whole lot. Really the Ewoks are the only thing 'bad' about it but they still didn't ruin the film.

    I've also never heard a suggestion for an alternate plot that was any better. Han Solo doesn't sound that great to me.

    Return of the Jedi works pretty well on most levels as a send-off for the cast and the trilogy.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:01 No.13807977
    >>13807966

    see >>13807103 for a mirror
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:01 No.13807978
    His Darth Sidious impression is pretty fucking good.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:02 No.13807985
    thought it was pretty thsi tbh
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:03 No.13807993
    >>13807958
    lol wut

    If Star Wars had an idea man it was Gary Kurtz. Lucas has little to no creative ideas at all, and just rips stuff off.

    Now buy your Clone Wars box set and shut up
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)11:03 No.13807997
    >>13807972
    >Han Solo doesn't sound that great to me.
    >Return of the Jedi works pretty well on most levels as a send-off for the cast and the trilogy.
    Ya mean the perfect fairytale ending and keeping Han alive just so he could sell more Han toys?

    Opinions.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:03 No.13808001
    The parts with Nadine were more entertaining than all 3 prequels.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:04 No.13808004
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    >>13807972
    >Han Solo doesn't sound that great to me.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:04 No.13808005
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    LET'S HAVE SOME FAGGOT FROM THAT SITE WHO'S ALSO A MOD HERE STICKY A RETARD TOPIC ABOUT A FIVE-YEAR-OLD MOVIE AS IF IT FUCKING MATTERS ANY MORE JUST BECAUSE HE HAS A FUCKING OPINION THAT HE THINKS SOMEHOW MATTERS AS IF THE INTERNET ISN'T ALREADY FILLED WITH ASSHOLES WITH OPINIONS.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:04 No.13808007
    >>13807993
    Gary perfected the ideas, he didn't initially create them. Lrn2filmhistory.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:05 No.13808012
    >>13808001
    Let's not get crazy there.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:07 No.13808025
    >>13808005
    It's either that or have multiple threads all over the board for 3 days talking about the review, because most of the people here find them entertaining and insightful.

    Your pick, faggot.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:07 No.13808028
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    >>13807997
    >Ace Levy thinks Return of the Jedi would be better if Han Solo had died.
    >mfw it dawns on me that he's a total faggot
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:08 No.13808038
    Aw man. Nadine lost weight and doesn't look so trashy hot anymore.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:08 No.13808039
    >>13807958
    >Since he had total "creative" freedom on the prequels (read: no one telling him "no, that's a stupid idea") this is what we were presented with as a final product

    I think Lucas simply did not give a shit about the script of the prequels.

    They were simply an excuse to market more overpriced plastic crap to emotionally stunted nerds and make videogames to market to a new generation of consumers that viewed the original star wars trilogy as outdated.

    And of course nobody was going to tell him "hey Lucas, you know this script, it sucks ass" because they knew that no matter how awful it was it was besides the point.
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)11:09 No.13808047
    >>13808028
    >implying it wouldn't have a daring and maturing step for the trilogy, finalizing it from part 1-3, leaving the children's movie stamp, giving a good ending to Han Solo from the coward who almost run away, to dying heroically and ending the saga with a perfect amount of bitterness, not truly sadness, because he accomplished what he set out to die, sacrificed himself for his friends, and they won the war
    etc

    But enjoy your children's movies.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:10 No.13808052
    >>13808039
    It was also a great excuse for ILM to spend a lot of money on technology and donuts.
    >> Abu Garcia !FYpcXPFfBg 12/31/10(Fri)11:10 No.13808054
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    >>13808005
    lol you all mad and shit its hilarious what a paradox
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:11 No.13808059
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    ...TSHI
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:14 No.13808095
    Why did I laugh so hard when he dropped the phone?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:15 No.13808098
    >I tried to get the editor to cut it my way, and he didn't really want to, so... I had to let the editor go

    Oh George...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:18 No.13808113
    So is true that Plinkett is a mod on /tv/?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:19 No.13808124
    >>13808039
    actually the behavior of everyone around Lucas is like a study in how smart people can deliberately choose to act like idiots if circumstances conspire to create a situation where it's actually in everyone's best interest. Lucas was too lazy to want to have to rewrite his bullshit until it worked, and it didn't matter to whether the movie would succeed, so why bother pointing out problems?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:19 No.13808125
    >abatap ITT
    thats lucky for us Star wars fanboys, enjoying the number 1 franchise of all time
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:20 No.13808129
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    >>13808047
    Redemption doesn't always mean grimdark.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:22 No.13808142
    >>13808047
    children's movies like The Empire Strikes Back? yeah I do thanks.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:26 No.13808168
    >>13808047
    Han already redeemed his initial selfishness by saving Luke's ass at the end of A New Hope.
    >> PosterParent !B2VgOriLLA 12/31/10(Fri)11:31 No.13808195
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    >>13808113
    You'd be surprised at the people who are mods on /tv/
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:31 No.13808197
    Why is this stickied? What's so special about this
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:32 No.13808201
    >>13808025
    >one or two easily ignorable threads, as clearly only five or six people give a shit about the OP

    >sticky that will be up for weeks, as the board has no mods.

    Tough choice.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:32 No.13808203
    >>13808197
    don't like star wars or not interested in one of the best reviews ive ever seen
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:33 No.13808205
    >>13808047
    agree, Solo should have died, the Ewoks shoul have been Wookies and there should have been no fucking parties or dancing
    >> PosterParent !B2VgOriLLA 12/31/10(Fri)11:33 No.13808207
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    So how long is the entire review anyway? I can't believe it's two hours long...
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)11:33 No.13808208
    >>13808129
    No, also

    >grimdark
    >someone dying
    F-a-i-r-y-t-a-l-e-s

    >>13808142
    Yes

    >>13808168
    No
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:33 No.13808209
    >>13808124
    Nah, it seems a study in how people will put up with being whipped and having their creative ideas dismissed if it means getting paid and not having their careers ruined

    Lucas comes across as a lazy bully who had been carried too far and had no clue what he was doing. If you work for a living you've probably met these people before
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:36 No.13808227
    >/tv/
    >mods
    I don't even
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:39 No.13808243
    >>13808209
    nope its that HE GOT THE MONEH SO HE CONTROLS THE BITCHES
    >> TheMovieGod !!C0T8StYQOnK 12/31/10(Fri)11:39 No.13808247
    RedLetterMedia gets a sticky?

    Really?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:40 No.13808252
    >>13808208
    >Yes
    >No
    >No
    have you considered leaving 4chan and instead debating movies with a coin or some kind of binary number generator?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:40 No.13808254
    >>13808201
    Oh yes, clearly only 5 people care about it. Clearly.

    Clearly you're in denial.

    Why do you hate fun?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:40 No.13808255
    >>13808207
    PP, where the fuck is the motherlove updates
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:42 No.13808266
    Holy shit. Thirty seconds ago I thought, "I wonder if the EpIII review is up yet," and just saw that they were. And then I clicked on /tv/ and now I believe in collective consciousness.
    >> PosterParent !B2VgOriLLA 12/31/10(Fri)11:42 No.13808268
    >>13808255
    Had to finish several other projects and acquired a couple of new ones
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)11:42 No.13808270
    >>13808252
    Because your replies deserved long and well-thought out answers.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:44 No.13808287
    so a couple things. anakin and obi-wan can fall from their speeder and land on another speeder why cant mace windu? we just assume he falls to his death.

    also why the fuck is mace making all the decisions. everytime they bring something up he goes against it and ultimately fucks over everyone with his shity decision making. Mace Windu ruined everything
    >> Atwill !kelPcGZQlE 12/31/10(Fri)11:44 No.13808290
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    >>13808195
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:46 No.13808302
    >>13808254
    filter out all the worthless tripfags, and this thread only has around 100 replies.

    In 12 hours.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:46 No.13808303
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    So he spends a long time bashing a movie that got good reviews from critics and reestablished Lucas as a good director? Seriously, it got an 80% rating on Rotten Tomatoes and it's probably my second favorite SW film after Empire.

    Watching a butthurt fanboy rant about how awful he thought a good movie was is a waste of my time.
    >> PosterParent !B2VgOriLLA 12/31/10(Fri)11:47 No.13808306
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    >>13808290
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:48 No.13808310
    Oh cool, the new review is up and it's a sticky.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:49 No.13808316
    >>13808302
    Exaggerate much? More like 3 hours and 250 posts, 50% of that time people will have been actually watching the review and not posting.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:51 No.13808329
    >>13808303
    Yeah but it's funny.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:51 No.13808331
    Nadine's voice is so sexy. Meow.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:52 No.13808342
    >>13808209
    >bully
    Her presumably does sack people but he never actually behaves in a bullying manner in any footage in any review.

    >having their creative ideas dismissed
    Again, don't recall a scene where Lucas was bombarded with suggestions about how he ought to have written the prequels and rejected them. Don't remember anyone suggesting an idea for a scene to him at all.

    >Lucas comes across as ... carried too far and had no clue what he was doing.
    I think you're the one who's being naive. The idea that Lucas didn't know he could (e.g.) shoot dialogue scenes in a more interesting way is ludicrous. He just didn't care how it was done as long as people kept to his script, so did it in the simplest way possible.

    So yeah he was lazy. But it was because he knew it didn't matter whether he did a good job or not, that his movies would make millions regardless because lolStarWarsfans.

    I think by the third movie everyone around him must have figured this out too, so they applaud when he brings in the first draft of the script not because they think it's going to be good, but because everyone knows that having a script lets them move seamlessly on to the next step in making a product and earning profits for Lucasfilm. It's hard to believe that there was any creativity being smothered at this point.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:52 No.13808349
    oooh
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:52 No.13808351
    >>13808316
    You're apparently on a different site than I am, as most of these posts are from people WHILE they're watching the shitty reviews and saying nothing but >[quote] LOL!!

    Not counting the tripfags pretending people give a shit about them.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:53 No.13808353
    >>13808303
    which is why he was so reluctant to review episode 3, he knew it was an okay movie but his fanboys were hounding him to make it. I can say he is very loyal to his fans atleast.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:54 No.13808358
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    >>13808303
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:54 No.13808360
    >>13808342
    Did you miss the part where he literally said he fired an editor for disagreeing with his idea
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)11:56 No.13808370
    >>13808353
    Yeah. He thought this was good. He really did. THen he made a two hour review pointing out everything that was bad about it.

    K.

    >>13808303
    As he points out, some of the biggest reviewers were paid off and others followed, and he quickly defeated the three main argument for the movie being good during the first few minutes ie "it was dark dar kit was dark because it was good it was good because it was dark dark i like dark it was dark it means good ok?"

    ---

    Obviously this is the norma history of threads. First the resonable people are in and does there thing, then they blow over and in comes the retards and haters, pumping out their bullshit with no one to resist them and their flood of retardation. R.I.P. thread, it was good.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:56 No.13808375
    >>13808351
    >one or two easily ignorable threads
    What's stopping you just ignoring the one thread then?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:57 No.13808377
    >>13808303
    nigga there is no way you can like revenge more than a new hope
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:57 No.13808380
    i heard he was reviewing Dragonball Z next
    because so many faggots on youtube were asking for it
    more views = more monies for RLM
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:57 No.13808386
    >>13808351
    >You're apparently on a different site than I am
    Apparently, since your "12 hours/100 replies" post was demonstrably false.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:58 No.13808390
    >>13806474
    jesus christ the review is as long as the movie.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:58 No.13808394
    >>13808270
    No, I mean you deserve a respondant who can match you intellectually.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:58 No.13808395
    >>13808375
    Oh, you're right, its not the first and only thing I see every time I refresh the board.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:58 No.13808396
    >>13808370
    >As he points out, some of the biggest reviewers were paid off and others followed
    Gottta love that argument
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:58 No.13808399
    >>13808370
    >Yeah. He thought this was good. He really did. THen he made a two hour review pointing out everything that was bad about it.

    I can sit for an hour and 30 mins to nitpick at anything. It was to please his fans. You idiots even want him to review the dark knight, are you kidding me? You want him to nitpick at a movie that was critically praised?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)11:59 No.13808407
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    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)12:00 No.13808410
    >>13808399
    >nitpick
    To call Plinketts reviews "nitpicking" is to show what a butthurt little fanboy you are. Learn some subjectivity, will you. My original thesis is confirmed, thread hidden. R.I.P.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:00 No.13808411
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    >>13808395
    Download a fucking addon and hide it if it bothers you so much.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:02 No.13808424
    >>13808413
    the 4chan addon is cancer.

    so, thank you for revealing it is the cancer that loves this shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:02 No.13808426
    I'll try spinning
    woooow
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:02 No.13808428
    Awesome review. Also posting in a sticky bread.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:02 No.13808430
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    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:03 No.13808439
    PALPATINES BEHIND IT ALL
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:04 No.13808445
    >>13808424
    Not really, I do actually have the mental capacity to ignore threads. It's just common knowledge that they can be hidden. Nice try though.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:04 No.13808448
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    >>13808424
    >I don't want it this way and I don't want it that way. I just want to sit here and BAWWWWW as loud as I can!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:05 No.13808456
    >>13808424
    >cancer
    Take it to /b/, man.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:06 No.13808457
    >>13808450
    >bawwing about percieved bawwing
    Hi cancer.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:06 No.13808462
    >>13808410
    >>13808410
    >fanboy you are
    fanboy to what? I have watched and enjoyed all his reviews. Sorry I dont defend him in every situation (like the "fanboy" you really are).
    >> Dem¡¡¡Lov !ato4EvRw.Y 12/31/10(Fri)12:11 No.13808498
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    Wake up in the morning feel... Hey it's out and sticky!
    Hey! the Ep III review is out too, cool!

    Damn it I'll have to watch it later!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:11 No.13808505
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    excellent but i must say it wasnt as good as the first two star wars prequel reviews. vast majority was complaining about the final battle and boring talking. i liked the nitpicking in the other reviews, like how he explained why qui gon jinn's suggestion to go down with the army in phantom menace on separate ships to warn the naboo was dumb.

    still funny and good though
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:12 No.13808515
    FUCK I AM STUPID FOR NEVER SEEING THE PARALLELS WITH THE TRILOGY AND CITIZEN KANE OH FUCK
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:13 No.13808524
    >>13808505
    >>13808505
    >>13808505
    >>13808505
    exactly how i felt.
    1st was the best.
    >> Аватар !FHz0V7/fH2 12/31/10(Fri)12:14 No.13808525
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    >If you've ever wondered it would be like if the country were run by disorganized hippies, this is it.
    I lol'd hard
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:16 No.13808545
    >>13806884
    this isn't /b/ I suggest you go back to that shithole right now you misrable /b/tard
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:18 No.13808559
    >>13808505
    ya, the quality wasnt as good as the others. Its ironic because he was talking about filler when this review actually had quite alot of it. Its also because episode 3 wasnt as blatantly terrible as the other 2.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:20 No.13808571
    >>13808545
    >implying /tv/ isn't one of the worst boards on 4chan
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:23 No.13808586
    >>13808559
    >>13808505
    I liked this one more than the 2nd
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:23 No.13808588
    Goodnight, sweet thread.

    It was fun while it lasted I guess...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:26 No.13808606
    >>13808559
    I agree, but it's also because what was said in the two previous reviews can be applied to Revenge of the Sith. He also went into such detail in the previous reviews that there's not much left to say.

    Still worth a watch if you enjoyed the previous ones and have time to spare.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:27 No.13808608
    Fuck YES
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:32 No.13808637
    >Plinkett, it's time
    No thanks. Stop with that shit it's boring. Just rip on awful movies.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:33 No.13808654
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    mfw the part in part 3 about Darth Vader's role in the series...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:38 No.13808690
    TSHI should be a new meme or something.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:39 No.13808693
    >>13808654

    Space Jesus > Space Obama
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:39 No.13808698
    fuckin nute man
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:43 No.13808731
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    Can someone tell me why you nerds are so excited over a review of a old movie?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:44 No.13808743
    Watching that, I feel sorry for Lucas. I think he thought it was gonna be a great movie, his Citizen Cane in Space.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:46 No.13808759
    >>13808743

    I feel sorry for Spielberg. The man was somehow convinced by that sick turkey that Indy 4 was a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:47 No.13808771
    >>13808731
    Can someone tell me why trolling still entertains you?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:51 No.13808810
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    >>13808796
    >tripfag
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:51 No.13808813
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    >>13808796

    Wait... what?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:52 No.13808817
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    >>13808796
    umad cuz he dun liek dem avataz
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:52 No.13808818
    >>13808771

    I am serious, I have never heard of this guy doing the reviews, just wondering what the big deal is?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:53 No.13808839
    >>13808818
    watch one of his reviews then? if you are so damn curios why havent you dont so already
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:53 No.13808840
    >>13808818
    >just wondering what the big deal is?
    watch it and find out
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:55 No.13808855
    >>13808818
    go watch the phantom menace review first.

    he's brilliant in breaking down specifically why the prequels were horrible letdowns and just all around bad movies. all the while being funny and acting as an old, fat, and psychotic nerd. it's just extremely entertaining.

    this new one is the worst of the three but still good
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:57 No.13808872
    >>13808839
    >>13808840
    >>13808855

    Thank you for the explanation, I will check them out starting with the phantom menace.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)12:58 No.13808885
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    I really agreed with him on Palpatine.
    Only good character in the prequels.

    And while we're at it, I like his idea for an alternate prequel army of evil clones.

    It doesn't make any fucking sense for the Jedi to care so little about life, they create an army of mindless, souless half-humans to suffer and die for them.

    That don't sound like the Jedi way.

    It also makes all battles boring, because there's nobody to care about. When I watch a disaster movie, I always check out the crowds of people and am like "Gee, what if I were that guy?" and I'm like "FUCK" when he gets shot down.

    But if they're all just mindless clones and droids, who gives a fuck?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:01 No.13808927
    >>13808759
    >thinks Speilburg would pass up a large money-making opportunity just because he still occasionally makes good movies.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:04 No.13808968
    I lasted a bit over 20 minutes. I laughed a few times. Meh.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:05 No.13808971
    >>13808885
    Here's a better idea for the Anakin/ Padme love story:

    Anakin is in love with Padme. Padme isn't in love with Anakin. Anakin, with Palpatine's help, performs a Mind trick to make her love him, but it requires more and more desire and power to keep it up. It would also allow Lucas to write the shit dialogue he's used to.

    Ultimately he uses the mind trick to make her have his kids, but it requires so much mind power and force that he corrupts not only her but himself.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:06 No.13808985
    >>13808968

    0/10 you're just butthurt
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:07 No.13809006
    >>13808971
    i dont know, then it makes it look like luke is an accident
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:08 No.13809022
    Can you download his reviews any where?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:10 No.13809046
    >>13806546

    He changed it because first off Return was his original intention for the naming but some producer said it was too similar to all the other "return of" movies, secondly he changed it back because jedi do not seek "revenge"
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:14 No.13809090
    I wrote a short essay about how the prequels might have gone. In it, I try to conceive an alternate Anakin whose motivations are pure and whose fall to the dark side is truly tragic.

    Anakin's fall from grace is not caused by a deficit of humanity, but an excess. The reasons for his greatness and the reasons for his fall are the same.

    The heroic Anakin is controlled by a trinity of passions:
    the pursuit of knowledge, the pursuit of love and unbearable pity for the suffering of humanity. Basically, he's a space-Bertrand Russel.

    Although these are all admirable qualities, which together form highly principled and proactive people, in terrible contexts they can have terrible results. For Anakin, the hideousness of the war in which he found himself caused a surge of these feelings.
    Witnessing suffering and feeling guilt at not having the power to ease it causes a knot of self-loathing to form in Anakin.

    From this sympathy for others, his guilt, self-loathing and desire for power grows. As he sees incompetence and bureaucracy all around him, he wishes to break from these confines so that he may properly protect the weak and enact justice.

    Thus, from his love of humanity comes Anakin's first will to power - which intoxicates over time and finally corrupts completely.

    They kinda' try and do something similar in the prequels, but I don't think they succeed. When we first meet Anakin he can have no principled reasons for leaving Tatooine because he's a child. He's also evil in the second film, because he kills women and children when he's angered. His reaction might make some sense if all the evil were coming from a single enemy or organisation, who he finally loses patience with and tries to destroy, but that's not what happens in the prequels. Arbitrary difficulties just seem to leap on Anakin, so he loses it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:16 No.13809120
    >>13809006
    it's more of a rape thing then
    >> Jesse Eisenberg 12/31/10(Fri)13:17 No.13809121
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    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:19 No.13809143
    >>13807528

    What? The prequels sucked and I fucking hate Phantom Menace but Duel of the fates is one of Williams stand out pieces to date, and Episode 1's OST was far superior to RoTJ which in my opinion was Williams being a lazy cunt, the other two prequels were after that just as throwaway as RoTJ
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:19 No.13809152
    >>13809022
    You can download from blip.tv. There's a firefox addon called UnPlug, and there's also a python script here:
    https://bitbucket.org/zejn/youtube-dl/src/3cbc7f734580/youtube-dl
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:21 No.13809174
    >>13809143
    Partly agree there. The Luke vs Vader fight music and Duel of the Fates are probably the best themes in the series though, although neither of the movies were that memorable otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:22 No.13809179
    >>13809143
    Duel of the Fates is the only memorable score from the entire prequel series.

    Compare that with the Imperial March, Luke's theme, Leia's theme, the asteroid sequence theme, the attack on Hoth, the attack on the Death Star - hell, even the music which plays as they simply wander the corridors of Cloud City is far more memorable than similar themes from the prequels.

    I agree, there's the occasional glimmer of quality in the prequels, but nothing all that valuable.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:26 No.13809211
    >>13809179
    I'd disagree about Duel of Fates being the only good score in the prequels...

    Battle of Heroes is also excellent, excellent, excellent

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37TkOu-unz0&feature=related
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:28 No.13809233
    >>13808287

    Obi-wan fell within a line of traffic, mace windu was flung out of the window the senate building, did you see any traffic around there? Plus, he was elecuted and did has his two arms cut off, my instinct say his survival wasn't good
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:29 No.13809246
    >>13809211
    Meh
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:29 No.13809248
    >>13809174
    Although Jedi is more forgettable than Episode IV &V, it's still superior by far to anything in the prequels.

    Look at all these memorable elements:

    1. Jabba the Hutt
    2. Jabba's palace
    3. The Rancor pit
    4. The sarlaac
    5. There is...another...Sky...walker...
    6. The Emperor
    7. Escape from the exploding Death Star II
    8. Vader's redemption

    Compare with Revenge:

    1. General Grievous...I guess, he's more like a big action figure though.
    2. The opening shot...I guess, though it's not as impressive as it pretends to be.
    3. Uhmm. Uhhhm. The, eh, the Wookiees were on the poster, so, maybe. They didn't do much in relation to the story, though.
    4. The volcano fight scene, even if it went on too long and the guys fighting look positively bored in such an exotic environment.
    5. The creation of Vader, even though it's comical in parts when it really shouldn't be.
    6. The arrival of Luke on Tatooine.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:31 No.13809267
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    what movie is this?
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)13:32 No.13809270
    >>13809267
    DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNofthedead
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:32 No.13809271
    >>13809267
    Dawn of the Dead Re-make.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:33 No.13809282
    >>13809270
    >>>13809271
    kthxbye
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:34 No.13809289
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    >mfw this shit won't load
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:34 No.13809294
    >>13809248

    He was talking about the soundtrack, RoTJ was a big chaeper rehash of Williams previous work, Episode 1 actually felt fresh
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:35 No.13809302
    >>13809248
    Luke going ax crazy on Vader after he goads him about Leia is probably my favorite scene in Star Wars.

    RotJ isn't all that great, but all of the Vader/Luke interaction is god tier.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:35 No.13809304
    >>13809179
    you forgot the bar on tatooine. best song in the series.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:36 No.13809306
    >>13808353

    5/10

    I raged a bit at your post and it took me a few seconds to realise you were a troll. good job
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:36 No.13809313
    >>13809289
    see rapidshit links further above, alternatively i could upload them to hotfile.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:37 No.13809316
    shit won't load, wat do?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:37 No.13809320
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    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:43 No.13809388
    'sup neckface
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:45 No.13809405
    >>13808971

    no, that's bad. have anakin be good. make everybody like him. he and padme fall in love. she falls into like a coma and is braindead after having the kids. jedi say she can't be revived because she's already dead and her soul is gone or some shit. anakin wants to revive her and turns to the dark side to pull off some zombie shit that makes her alive again. he can't let go of his love and thus it drives him to the dark side because it corrupts him. it fails or jedi stop him or something like that. already entangled with the dark side anakin goes mad with rage and slaughters everybody.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:46 No.13809412
    What does the ending mean?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:49 No.13809446
    It's tragic really...Lucas himself became the Darth Vader. He was corrupted by money.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)13:53 No.13809494
    That "Shot reverse shot" thing, mindblowing.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:03 No.13809575
    Possibly the best ass kicking of the prequels I've seen in a long while. I'm physically exhausted and pissed off on how I'm reminded that one of the best trilogies in cinema got raped.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:04 No.13809576
    "Klagnon Moogufu"
    who came up with these fuckin names
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:06 No.13809597
    >I like to fuck my cat

    OH LAWD
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)14:07 No.13809602
    >>13809576
    GEORGE

    LUCAS
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:07 No.13809603
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    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:08 No.13809612
    >>13809494
    Even the "go to window" bit could be timed.

    It's amazing.
    >> !OPIATE9fy. 12/31/10(Fri)14:09 No.13809618
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    what is this crap?

    I have everything blocked with noscript and don't feel like allowing anything
    >> MrSparkle !HOMERvyG/. 12/31/10(Fri)14:09 No.13809623
    >>13809603
    > can't find assbutt: Non-existent domain
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:10 No.13809632
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    >>13809618
    >> !OPIATE9fy. 12/31/10(Fri)14:12 No.13809644
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    >>13809632
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:13 No.13809647
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    >>13809623
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:13 No.13809649
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    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:13 No.13809652
    I fapped during the hot sex scene with his cat
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:14 No.13809659
    Part 1 was alright.

    Part 2 was boring and not that funny.

    Part 3 was definitely the best but could have done without the prostitute getting revenge.

    Overall I give his Episode 3 review a 7/10. Not great but better than average. One thing this review made me feel was I never realized how much I despise George Lucas with a passion.

    I'm Done
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:17 No.13809684
    >>13809659
    Yeah because /tv/ is your blog. We don't care what you think.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:17 No.13809688
    What's up with the cliffhanger? Is he going to review episode 4 or something?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:19 No.13809707
    >>13809684

    Cry More.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:19 No.13809709
    >>13809688

    Maybe he'll review Return of the Jedi. He has hinted that he has several issues with that one (ewoks are there to sell toys, no temptation for luke ect)
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:19 No.13809712
    Sadly, Revenge of the Sith was better than this review. Same old shit. I'm glad it's done. Another internet hit that lasted longer than it should have. Throw this on the shitpile with Chocolate Rain and Lonelygirl15
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:19 No.13809713
    >>13809688
    He'll probably review THE DARK KNIGHT.

    Because I want to see that so I am actively attempting to will this into existence.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:21 No.13809726
    >>13809707
    U MAD? I just told the truth no crying here kiddo.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:21 No.13809730
    Nah, he doesn't need to. Hopefully he reviews Indy 4 or something.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:22 No.13809740
    >>13809726

    U BUTTHURT? I just told the truth no mad here kiddo.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:22 No.13809741
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    >my face when it's legit

    brb, pooping
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:22 No.13809742
    >bring up points that have been brought up countless times in the 5 years since Revenge of the Sith opened

    gg faggot
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:23 No.13809754
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    >Make Greedo shoot first
    >Wear a shirt that says that Han shot first
    >my face
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:23 No.13809757
    >>13809741
    get out of here notch

    go work on minecraft, dammit
    >> Аватар !FHz0V7/fH2 12/31/10(Fri)14:24 No.13809763
    So, what the fuck is Plinkett's Ego Celebration?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:25 No.13809773
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    >DAT CLIFFHANGER
    MUST HAVE MORE
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:27 No.13809791
    >>13809740
    Yeah you are mad go back 2 your blog kiddo
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:27 No.13809792
    It almost makes me cry when I think about how huge part the original trilogy was in my childhood and how badly George Lucas raped the whole Star Wars.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:28 No.13809800
    >>13809791

    Yeah you are butthurt go back 2 your blog kiddo
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:29 No.13809810
    Kinda laughing at all the PCfags having a problem with the "cat cruelty" and the "hooker kidnapping". The cat rape sequence made me spit out my coffee in laughter.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:31 No.13809827
    >>13808329
    >>13808353
    >>13808358
    >>13808370

    Hey, I'm not the one who lies awake at night crying because Lucas didn't make the movie that I always imagined. I'm not the one who posted fanfics about the way Episode III "actually" happened. This is the movie he made, and it was pretty good. Everyone else needs to shut up. They don't have creative control over Star Wars. Lucas does. They just need to accept that truth. It's his vision, not anyone else's.

    I just think it's silly how people bash a movie that got substantially good reviews and restored the respectable film community's faith in George Lucas. A lot of movies people perceive to be good have gotten worse reviews than Revenge of the Sith and are still respected by a lot of people.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:31 No.13809833
    How the hell did he not mention dying of a broken heart?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:32 No.13809841
    I'd pay a grand to watch George Lucas watch these reviews.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:33 No.13809851
    >>13809763
    Its Plinkett Ego Celebration V. In other words, his fifth review.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:35 No.13809861
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    >>13809742
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    >>13809827
    >and it was pretty good
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:36 No.13809876
    Anyone else from Milwaukee? And also getting a kick out of these on a deeper level than the unwashed masses of the rest of the country?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:36 No.13809880
    >>13809851
    His fifth review? Are you daft. He did a review for every Star Trek movie ever created, avatar, babies day out, and the star wars prequels. He's done like 20 reviews.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:37 No.13809890
    >>13809827
    >George Lucas
    >respectable in the film industry
    pick one
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:37 No.13809894
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    >and it was pretty good
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:38 No.13809900
    >>13809841
    Seconded. It will never happen.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:39 No.13809912
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    American Graffiti was good.
    >> Аватар !FHz0V7/fH2 12/31/10(Fri)14:39 No.13809918
    >>13809851
    It wouldn't be his fifth review though. It would be his eleventh.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:46 No.13809976
    >>13809833
    that actually happens
    >> Desmond+Faraday Shipper !DZBqDAKOTA 12/31/10(Fri)14:47 No.13809985
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    I still think the prequels were entertaining movies if you don't consider them canon and treat them more like fanfic.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:49 No.13810005
    SET PHASERS TO PIZZA ROLLS
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:51 No.13810024
    >>13809880
    His 5th long one. The others he counts as short skits.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:51 No.13810025
    >>13809985

    just not that desperate for visual entertainment. If I have to declare that kind of shit entertaining with a laundry list of qualifications I'd rather watch the PGA.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:52 No.13810033
    I was honestly annoyed that the trailer for this one showed it as some sort of resolution to the story and nothing happened at all.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:53 No.13810050
    >>13810033
    thats_the_point.tiff
    >> Desmond+Faraday Shipper !DZBqDAKOTA 12/31/10(Fri)14:54 No.13810057
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    >>13810025
    But Episode III had Anakin get immolated whilst Obi-Wan went on some asinine soliloquy about how he loved him and they were brothers. That may have been the best moment in all of movie history — not just Star Wars. I mean, it's pretty much the only part of the movie I remember, but you could argue that the scene was so amazing it just overshadowed everything else. And that has to count for something.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:54 No.13810061
    Thank you /tv/, that is the best thing I've watched since long time, I'm gonna see his previous reviews now and never look back at spoony or nostalgia critic.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:54 No.13810067
    >>13810033
    Looked like he put less story in because everyone just whined about it after the episode 2 review.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:57 No.13810089
    >>13810057
    lol
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:58 No.13810095
    >>13810033
    Except something did happen. I think you need to look up the word 'nothing'.
    >> I <3 Ellen !Page4aGT/o 12/31/10(Fri)14:59 No.13810107
    >>13809573
    >Ban evasion will result in permanent bans. No exceptions—DO NOT EVADE YOUR BAN.

    http://www.4chan.org/rules
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)14:59 No.13810108
    >>13810067
    And that is awesome. Any kind of "metaplot" like other shitty reviewers do just ruins the reviews.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:00 No.13810115
    Is it just me, or are his suggestions for the movies about 100 times better than the actual movie?
    >> PosterParent !B2VgOriLLA 12/31/10(Fri)15:02 No.13810137
    Oh god...

    Why does Spanish make everything so funny?

    Also, what's that rap song at the end
    >> not him 12/31/10(Fri)15:02 No.13810138
    >>13810107
    >DO NOT EVADE YOUR BAN

    ...or else? They'll ban the whole internet?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:02 No.13810140
    >>13810115
    His suggestions would have made the prequels standard, cliched, sci-fi films. And that would have been way better than how they turned out.

    That's kind of the point of his reviews of the prequels: Lucas is no longer capable of being innovative, but he keeps fooling himself into thinking he's creative, so we end up with 3 really shitty movies.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:03 No.13810152
    >>13810067

    I honestly liked the story in the Ep. 2 review. The serial killer stuff isn't very funny at first and just kind of creepy but then we get this ridiculous romance plot. It's equating the love story in the prequels to the love story between a serial killer and his victim.
    >> Аватар !FHz0V7/fH2 12/31/10(Fri)15:03 No.13810153
    >>13810115
    Typically, yes. I remember a suggestion he made in the Episode I review about getting rid of Qui-Gon and combining his character with Obi-Wan into a full, more significant Obi-Wan.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:05 No.13810165
    >>13810140
    I'm inclined to agree with his suggestions on the clone war, specifically in that it would have made the stormtroopers have some emotional impact when they die, instead of just being boring, disposable people.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:05 No.13810172
    >>13810140
    you can't face the truth. no one can.

    lucas just doesn't care. he's competing with cameron for fx innovator status. the story, the characters, the writing, it's like plinkett said: vehicle for fx. it's not that lucas can't do better. he isn't even trying.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:06 No.13810174
    >>13810152
    Yeah, I like the metaplot and the actual reviewing. I guess I was just pointing out that people will whine whatever he does especially children on 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:06 No.13810177
    so, what are the chances of me seeing a star wars film not directed or written by lucas in my lifetime?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:08 No.13810195
    >>13810153
    Аватар watches plinkett? How do you fell about his Avatar review? I bet you're really 0/10 butthurt about it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:09 No.13810210
    >>13810177
    well. I can think of about 4 videogames that extend the star wars universe and have better plots and execution than the prequels. Until somebody assassinated Lucas that's all your gonna get.

    Also, whats the word on the live action Star Wars T.V. show that everybody was talking about like 2 years ago or some shit?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:10 No.13810216
    >>13810177
    when i raise enough money to shoot an alternate prequel script, we'll get to it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:10 No.13810217
    >>13809833
    Because that actually is possible.
    >> Аватар !FHz0V7/fH2 12/31/10(Fri)15:11 No.13810229
    >>13810195
    Didn't really care. Avatar stopped being #1 the day Tron Legacy came out.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:12 No.13810246
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    >>13810229
    well that post is surprising...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:12 No.13810250
    >>13810177
    When Lucas dies, and the Bioware people decide to branch out to movies to complement their Old Republic setting.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:14 No.13810264
    >>13810210
    YOU!
    BACTA!
    NOW!
    never say no to bacta
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:16 No.13810295
    >>13810195
    RTFT, it's an Abatap clone.
    >> Desmond+Faraday Shipper !DZBqDAKOTA 12/31/10(Fri)15:16 No.13810299
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    I like how he talks about how pointless it was for anyone to care about the war in the movie since it didn't seem to affect the working people's daily lives. Essentially, there was no direct impact on the people. But he forgot one thing: that didn't seem to stop anyone from bitching about the war in Iraq.
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)15:18 No.13810306
    >>13810299
    The war in Iraq is hardly compareable to the "greatest conflict in history" etcetcetc
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:19 No.13810321
    >>13810299
    It is arguable that Lucas was trying to implement some of his own political views into the films...but honestly I don't think he thinks that deep.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:19 No.13810324
    >>13810299
    american soldiers dying by the thousands, and being wounded by the tens of thousands, didn't affect anyone back home, thats for sure.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:20 No.13810325
    It was nice of him to state the obvious about the film.

    Anytime characters discuss plot-related issues they're either fucking SITTING ON A COUCH or WALKING DOWN A GODDAMN HALLWAY.

    And they're filmed in Shot-Reverse Shot.

    EVERY.

    GODDAMN.

    TIME.
    >> Аватар !FHz0V7/fH2 12/31/10(Fri)15:20 No.13810329
    >>13810295
    I'm THE Аватар clone, faggot.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:20 No.13810334
    >>13810061
    ugh please don't mention those people here seriously

    Plinkett is okay, he provides some actual insight. Sometimes he's funny, sometimes he's not. I don't know what the fuss is about. The reviews are either entertaining or insightful, if you've never studied the star wars films like a film critic.

    Lucas should go jump off a bridge though. Holy shit who gave that guy power over anything. Almost like he's Palpatine and the senators are his crew.
    >> Desmond+Faraday Shipper !DZBqDAKOTA 12/31/10(Fri)15:21 No.13810340
    >>13810306
    Exactly — that's exactly why them making a big fucking deal about it was justified despite the fact that, ostensibly, nothing has changed in civilian's daily lives.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:21 No.13810345
    I cant help but read each post with plinketts voicee
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:22 No.13810355
    >>13808885
    >But if they're all just mindless clones and droids, who gives a fuck?
    The Clones R' Us stockholders.
    >> PosterParent !B2VgOriLLA 12/31/10(Fri)15:23 No.13810363
    >>13810345
    Don't forget to get a pizza roll, and also don't forget to look out for the new re

    number two
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    >>13810264
    fuck yeah
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:24 No.13810375
    >>13810334

    I like that he picks things apart with anal-retentive attention.

    And the non-sequiters are usually entertaining.

    Basically he lends his voice to every little thing that ever bothered me about the series.
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)15:24 No.13810378
    >>13810345
    I had sexual intercourse with your cat.

    >>13810061
    You're welcome! :)

    >>13810340
    I don't think you quite understand. The Clone Wars is compareable to the American Civil War, or the Second World War on a bigger scale. It's not about one huge superpower, being the Republic, shooting at sandniggers in the middle of nowhere hiding on some different planet in its caves.

    But it might be me just not having a clue what you're saying. Explain.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:24 No.13810379
    >>13810345
    Who's been fuckin' with my medicines?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:24 No.13810382
    At first I was pissed off that Nadine didn't get revenge. But that just means there is more to come. The hispanic girl was a great touch, though. It's like, where do you go after the two girls with the puzzle pieces? And the "...Titanic popcorn tub..." was hilarious. Forgot about that review. It's hilarious that someone would keep a popcorn tub around.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:25 No.13810386
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    >> Desmond+Faraday Shipper !DZBqDAKOTA 12/31/10(Fri)15:26 No.13810399
    >>13810355
    Yeah, I can't tell you how hard I cared about the inept subordinates that died by the dozens in the Bond films.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:27 No.13810412
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    >>13810386
    >Goofy is Vader
    >my face
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:30 No.13810440
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    >>13810412
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:30 No.13810445
    I don't get this guy. Is he a self-aware neckbeard or is he just overweight, and does this voice for character or what?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:31 No.13810451
    >>13810386
    hes like a big baby
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:31 No.13810459
    >>13810445
    its a character
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:32 No.13810470
    >>13810386

    Shouldn't Donald be the emperor?

    You know, strange voice, powered by rage, lust for power?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:33 No.13810480
    black kid grows up gang influenced, has a kid but goes directly to jail. Kid grows up with a positive influence but has thoughts of joining gang. dad gets out of jail. tells kid he is his father. kid leaves gang. gang goes after him. dad goes to stop what violence ensues. dad gets shot. son moves out the hood and makes it into college

    tl;dr Star wars- in the hood
    make some gang banger singleton movie like that lucas instead of putting Sam Jackson in space. fuck Mace Windu is terrible
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:33 No.13810483
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    get over it
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:34 No.13810490
    >>13810445
    He actually pretty average weight wise, and Plinket is a character he created to do neckbeard movie reviews. Basically he's a normal guy who is an indie filmmaker and who loves sci-fi films enough to point out everything about them that is wrong. He's a huge Star Trek nerd. Just watch his other reviews.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:34 No.13810497
    >>13810386
    seeing goofy as vader instantly pissed me off more than anything else in that pic
    >> Desmond+Faraday Shipper !DZBqDAKOTA 12/31/10(Fri)15:35 No.13810505
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    >>13810378
    The review vilipends the Clone War as having no real negative impact on the average citizen of the Republic, and says it minimizes the significance of the struggle of the main characters. The reviewer shows the capital planet and how it wasn't directly affected, and argued that makes the war itself pointless to care about. I then drew a parallel to the war in Iraq, which didn't directly affect me; yet a large portion of the populace was incredibly vociferous in their condemnation of it.

    I'm basically saying that, while its effects may not be immediately apparent, there will be deleterious consequences, and that his dismissal of the Clone War was rather glib.

    and this is why explaining jokes in detail is bad.
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)15:37 No.13810521
    >>13810505
    Oh, I get it now

    >and this is why explaining jokes in detail is bad.
    >joke
    I missed it the first time around.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:37 No.13810525
    >>13810490
    >Basically he's a normal guy who is an indie filmmaker and who loves sci-fi films enough to point out everything about them that is wrong.

    That's not love. Love is never finding any fault in the hope of appeasing the bitch goddess Hollywood when it comes time to show her your screenplay that will establish you as a genius and let you retire early while you bash anyone who dares find fault with anything the entertainment industry produces because they make you look cowardly and uninspired in comparison. That's love.
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)15:38 No.13810533
    >>13810505
    Oh, and Plinkett is still right because imagine it like this:

    You get described how the Clone War was devastating and horrible and impacted everyone and lead to the collapse of the Justice of the Republic, and that was the very near background stuff happening to your man charcters, but then we get the movies and it's actually far over-seas and people just don't give a damn on average time except maybe a weekend t ogo protest or whine about it when they coe hoem toemetcetcetc i'm tired of writing.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:38 No.13810535
    So, is this Plinkett Ego Celebration V going to be some sort of live-action event?

    Perhaps a tour from theater to theater, playing all three reviews?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:39 No.13810537
    >>13810378
    >It's not about one huge superpower, being the Republic, shooting at sandniggers in the middle of nowhere hiding on some different planet in its caves.
    No that's exactly what it it is.
    One huge superpower , being the Republic, shooting at sandniggers, being robot separatists, hiding on some different planet in it's caves.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:40 No.13810545
    >>13810445
    this is the actual guy who plays plinket

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI6B1QPhlFE
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:40 No.13810548
    >>13810525
    Well, as an example, he loves TNG television series. And in TNG movie reviews he points out how the shows formula just doesn't translate to film well. He loves the show, hates (most of) the movies. That's what I meant.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:41 No.13810553
    >>13810548
    I was just kidding.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:45 No.13810586
    Plinketts reviews are insightful, intelligent, and funny as hell in many places, and this one is no exception. He doesn't deserve to be compared with Spoony or NC or the other people that form the 'internet reviewer' movement. He's better than all of them.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:45 No.13810587
    >>13810537
    Not the other guy but you're right. That is exactly how it is portrayed on screen...but that's not what it should have been. Lucas failed to achieve the feeling of all-out war despite the fact that it was the centralized theme of the second and third prequel. Even in movies as bad as Pearl Harbor you still feel like the war weighs heavily on the shoulders of the characters most of the time. Lucas couldn't even pull that off. Michael Bay confirmed for better director than George Lucas.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:46 No.13810593
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    >make a big batch of pizza rolls for lunch
    >sit down for some Internet browsin'
    >see this stick
    MY LUNCH DECISION WAS NOT JUST RANDOM CHOICE! IT WAS FATE! IT WAS... MY DESTINY!!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:46 No.13810604
    >>13810386
    Wait. So Leia's a mouse and Han is a duck? I don't even want to know what their offspring look like.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:46 No.13810606
    >>13810505
    >yet a large portion of the populace was/is incredibly vociferous in their condemnation of it.
    Because 1, American soldiers die in war.
    Because 2, Iraqi soldiers die in war.
    Because 3, Iraqi civilians die in war.

    Now I dunno about you man, but I care a lot more about lives of actual people than I do about robots and clones.
    >> Desmond+Faraday Shipper !DZBqDAKOTA 12/31/10(Fri)15:48 No.13810614
    >>13810533
    well my analogy is still apt because the only way the iraq war adversely impacted my life was having to constantly listen to sanctimonious assholes bitch all day long.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:50 No.13810635
    >>13810505
    Yeah, but this is a movie.

    We need to SEE shit to believe it.

    The Republic doesn't SEEM to crumble at all.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:52 No.13810649
    >>13810295
    Like I memorize tripfag's trips...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:52 No.13810652
    >what is this
    >watch video
    >skim thread
    >video clearly mocking people who hated the prequels
    >no one in thread realizes this

    Stay classy, /tv/.
    >> Desmond+Faraday Shipper !DZBqDAKOTA 12/31/10(Fri)15:53 No.13810659
    >>13810635
    you mean like how in real life you don't give a shit when somebody gets killed unless some prick wipes out on the highway and you're stuck in traffic for hours on end
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:54 No.13810663
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyVuaQNHor4&feature=related This is the next greatest thing RLM has done after the reviews. So adult swimish.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:57 No.13810689
    >>13810652
    you're an idiot.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:58 No.13810691
    >>13810659
    What?

    No.

    I mean it's a fantasy movie.
    If Gondor is crumbling, it looks like it.
    If Oz now sucks in the Return to Oz, it looks like it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:58 No.13810692
    >>13807850


    George Wrote a Script that had many of the ideas that were Star Wars

    then the Studio had people fix it and George signed off on the changes
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:59 No.13810698
    >>13810652
    The video said if you like the prequels you were a drooling fanboy. I'm not sure what you are talking about.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)15:59 No.13810707
    >>13810652

    Sooooo, what does it mean when he LIKES a particular film?

    I don't think you've seen enough of his videos.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:01 No.13810718
    >>13810663
    I'll take a double cheeseburger combo meal
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:01 No.13810719
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    >>13810652
    >Mocking people who hated the prequels

    So somebody who hates the prequels spends a year debunking and disseminating the prequel films through a fictional character as a means of "mocking" people like the creators and the hundreds of thousands of fans?

    Yuh-huh.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:02 No.13810734
    >>13810652
    he does that voice because he realized it's more interesting to talk for an hour as a character instead of a normal guy.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:03 No.13810738
    >>13810689
    >george lucus didn't ruin my childhood, polio did
    Which is to say
    >george lucus didn't ruin your childhood with the prequels, the fact you needed someone like george lucus to give you a childhood meant your childhood was already ruined.

    When a movie (or trilogy) is terrible, the well adjusted thing to do is move on with your life.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:03 No.13810743
    >>13810719
    He's a fucking idiot fanboy. It's just like when I told my friend who was a huge star wars fan he could never watch the videos and accept the prequels sucked.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:04 No.13810745
    Guys I haven't watched this one yet but I'm pretty sure another point of the Ep. 2 review is that sometimes the people who hate the prequels can be just as bad as the people who somehow love them. I mean, half of the content was just a bunch of racism and misogyny and not-very-good criticism.
    >> Desmond+Faraday Shipper !DZBqDAKOTA 12/31/10(Fri)16:04 No.13810747
    >>13810691
    We know there's a big war going on, and it hasn't reached the capital planet. They showed the actual war and combat, which really should be sufficient, but I guess they could have taken the time to show the planets that were harmed by it. Still, it should easily be inferred, and it was covered in exposition, anyhow. There was so much other shit going on and enough war and evil Sith nonsense to get give off that portentous feel and put weight on the struggle, in my opinion.

    this is all just a red herring to distract you from midichlorians or whatever anyhow
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:05 No.13810762
    >>13810545
    wow. Alyssa Hannigan got fat. Also i didnt know the laugh track from TBBT had other projects
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:06 No.13810772
    >>13810747
    And if we saw the war we might want the protagonists to be successful in it, and then feel shocked when Anakin betrays the good side
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:08 No.13810790
    >>13810738
    see
    >>13810689
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:08 No.13810791
    I never even saw III, feels good man.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:09 No.13810795
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    Why is this stickied?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:09 No.13810798
    >>13810719
    Is it that hard to believe? Hes getting paid for this, you know.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:09 No.13810805
    >>13810738
    which is to say
    >you're an idiot

    Talk about putting words in people's mouths...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:11 No.13810823
    >>13810795
    Becuase it's a mod's site.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:12 No.13810838
    >>13810805
    ... you really can't see the connection?

    Then I guess you deserve to be mocked.
    >> CIingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR 12/31/10(Fri)16:13 No.13810841
    PALPAT-LUCAS IS BEHIND IT ALL

    Pretty awesome, but I'm even more excited as to whatever he's planning next
    >> Desmond+Faraday Shipper !DZBqDAKOTA 12/31/10(Fri)16:13 No.13810843
    >>13810772
    The war was basically treated as a plot device — both by Sidious and Lucus. It was basically just this peripheral event to allow Sidious an opportunity for some power plays and get Anakin to turn into Vader. The entire trilogy just pivoted around Anakin. The guy puts it best when he said they really should have made Anakin feel like a smaller part of a larger story, and rather than have all the events hinge on him, they could instead have the world around him shape him into what he is.

    maybe i don't really see too huge of a problem with this since, as a tripfag, i feel like the world revolves around me.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:13 No.13810845
    >>13810545
    this is just not good. I bet adult swim picks it up soon
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:14 No.13810852
    >>13810747
    >but I guess they could have taken the time to show the planets that were harmed by it

    Yeah, I agree. I'm think back to when the Empire blows up Alderaan or whatever the fuck and it's a relatively sterile destruction seen from a distance. However, they make you aware that the empire is dehumanizing the inhabitants of the planet by giving you Leia's point of view of the event. The prequels are the Empire all the way, never really humanizing the characters in any significant way.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:15 No.13810865
    >>13810838
    Here's the thing. Most people watch the reviews not for the review itself, but because he's an entertaining reviewer.

    It isn't mocking the viewers because there literally isn't anything to mock.

    To quote Plinkett, I'm afraid you have missed the point entirely.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:18 No.13810891
    >>13810795
    Because we've all been waiting for this for 3 months?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:19 No.13810904
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    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
    I have to wait to watch this til I get back from a NYE party out of town
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:19 No.13810905
    >>13810838
    >>13810738

    He's not mocking people who hate the prequels, he's hating them for us so we don't have to expend any effort hating them.

    That is all.

    He also reviews film series that he LIKES and thinks are good. He is NOT a satire, he's a character played perfectly straight.

    If the things he were critiquing weren't true, it wouldn't be very funny or entertaining.
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)16:19 No.13810908
    >>13810891
    And it's awesome, and it's worth it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:21 No.13810919
    >>13810795
    Cuz this is whats blowin up now.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:21 No.13810921
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    >>13810798
    >paid to do this

    By who?

    When?

    Where?

    Why? And with how many people?

    I've been a fan of RLM's reviews since the Generations review came out, I'm pretty sure I'd know if he was getting paid. You're a retard.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:23 No.13810945
    >>13810747
    >but I guess they could have taken the time to show the planets that were harmed by it.
    Also, the precursor to this, WTF they're even fighting over.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:23 No.13810952
    >>13810921
    He believed Plinkett's ads.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:24 No.13810964
    >>13810865
    So the kodak printer challenge thing, that wasn't referencing the fact people waited a ridiculous amount of time for these movies, only for them to not live up to their expectations and the get childishly angry for the next ten years?

    I mean, its not to imply you should like the prequels, (thinking in such terms is the mark of a child), its to say you've given them a disproportionate amount of your attention to these movies. The original trilogy was good, but if you don't like the prequels, they don't have to exist.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:25 No.13810969
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    >>13810952
    I hate to look like a newfag and use yet another reaction image, but here goes
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:25 No.13810975
    >>13810921
    >advertisements before videos
    >banners on the site

    How old are you to not know how the internet works?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:26 No.13810985
    >>13810964
    Attention as in analysis and conversation? Go away.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:28 No.13811002
    >>13810985
    Does something else constitute "attention?"

    Think about how much you've thought and talked about these movies as opposed to movies you liked.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:28 No.13811004
    >>13810964
    Are you seriously suggesting he spent ONE YEAR making reviews in order to mock people who watch the review. And then they didn't even get the mocking because it was entertaining.

    Hey, maybe now he'll spend another year of his life making a movie to mock the fact that we didn't understand his mocking. That'll show us!

    Who would be the one needing to be mocked in this scenario?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:29 No.13811013
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    what the fuck? why is this retarded shit stickied? do the mods have the same shit taste as the posters here? fucking fuck...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:30 No.13811031
    >>13810964
    That was making fun of the fact that it cost them more being fans, and they got sold a load of crap by a snake oil salesman named case George Lucas. You are an idiot.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:31 No.13811041
    >>13811013
    You can't handle someone getting more attention than you?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:31 No.13811044
    >>13811004
    Yes, how could someone spend a year on something thats making him money.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:32 No.13811056
    wootercackes
    >> Desmond+Faraday Shipper !DZBqDAKOTA 12/31/10(Fri)16:32 No.13811058
    >>13811044
    yeah man what a SELLOUT............
    this is just like the vast tripfag conspiracy......
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:33 No.13811059
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    >>13810975
    >Banner ads

    Oh, you mean THIS "banner ad"? Because there's SOOOO MANY on his site, I didn't know which one to choose from.

    And you're so right about the website having ads before the videos, because there totally are ads on the episode 3 review, right? The review he was apparently getting paid for, right?

    Right?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:33 No.13811069
    >>13811044
    Alright, fine.

    He is mocking people.

    He mocks people. People don't understand the mocking and think it's entertainment. He gets paid. Companies get advertising. Everyone wins.

    Fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:33 No.13811071
    >>13811002
    >Does something else constitute "attention?"
    Since your trying to be cute: yes. Almost anything can constitute attention. It's sort of a vague word.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:33 No.13811075
    >>13811031
    Yes, its george lucas' fault for making money.

    Not your fault for being duped or impotently angry for about a decade now.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:34 No.13811079
    >>13811071
    >your
    I know.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:35 No.13811091
    >>13811044
    Dumbass no one makes money on the internet itselfo
    >> Desmond+Faraday Shipper !DZBqDAKOTA 12/31/10(Fri)16:36 No.13811094
    >>13811069
    how does it feel to be used and exposed for the idiot you are you're so stupid now advertisements have brainwashed you into becoming an even bigger consumer whore to buy whatever it is they were advertising which i forgot actually wait never mind
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:37 No.13811108
    >>13811059
    Dude, seriously, I don't mean to troll here, but... its pretty obvious hes getting money out of this from two separate crowds. People dumb enough to agree with him and people laughing at the character for being such an obsessive loser.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:37 No.13811111
    >>13811059
    Those are ads for the video itself he doesn't get money from that.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:37 No.13811112
    >>13811002
    >Think about how much you've thought and talked about these movies as opposed to movies you liked.
    Not all that much, really. I bet you feel silly now.
    >> CLU !!2grvZCyO+ev 12/31/10(Fri)16:38 No.13811125
    A fuckin' sticky? Awesome.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:39 No.13811141
    Why are we still having this goddamn argument? The guy has posted videos of himself as himself criticizing the prequels.
    >> Driveshaft !JrFtLoVqKQ 12/31/10(Fri)16:39 No.13811144
    TSHI
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:40 No.13811150
    >>13811112
    ... so you're trying to troll me now? 3/10?

    I'm more confused than anything.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:41 No.13811163
    >>13811108
    >People dumb enough to agree with him

    0/10
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:41 No.13811166
    >goto tv
    >oh holy shit episode 3 review is up, this is awesome!
    >scan thread
    >faggots, faggots everywhere
    >> Desmond+Faraday Shipper !DZBqDAKOTA 12/31/10(Fri)16:41 No.13811170
    >>13811108
    He put work and effort into something, has garnered and audience, and wants a little compensation to at least pay for the site. I'm not really a huge fan of this guy, he's actually made some rather gimlet observations — especially with the first prequel review — and created something worth watching and spark a little discussion. Is it somehow unethical to do this? Are we somehow being duped? Were his efforts/videos any less legitimate because of it?

    At least the advertisements gave me time to stop and refresh this thread and reply without missing anything.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:42 No.13811176
    Plinkett sort of started off as a parody of the sort of fat, lazy, weirdos that nitpick movies all day... and then he started to actually build a backstory about his various marriages and childhood and it became a fullblown character.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:42 No.13811183
    Sure is communism propaganda in here. The guy has the right to put ads anywhere he wants deal with it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:43 No.13811186
    >>13811166
    pretty much

    Makes me think about how many 14 year old prequel fans go on /tv/.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:43 No.13811189
    >>13811150
    What about that honest answer to your question looks like trolling?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:45 No.13811222
    surprised about how much i liked it

    much better than the 2nd review and it was actually more of a critical review
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:48 No.13811253
    >>13811111
    >>13811108
    >>13811091
    >>13810975
    The reviews just make him money by pointing folk in the direction of the movies that he does sell.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:50 No.13811273
    >>13811222
    Yeah the third part he kind of stopped being funny and just fucking laid into ILM and Lucas. I kind of felt a bit sad and angry at the end of it all.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)16:57 No.13811334
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    >>13811273
    "You guys are finishing Set design. Many I need to start the script"
    >MFW
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:02 No.13811386
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    lol

    you are good dude. this thread turned out to be hilarious in its own right after all. good work
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:04 No.13811425
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    Hey guys, I'm just posting in a sticky thread, no big deal.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:06 No.13811440
    I think the ending implies that he is gonna review the Clone Wars movie, you know, the animation
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:07 No.13811451
    Is he going to just do a separate video of him vs the stripper with no review?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:09 No.13811474
    >>13811440
    I hope he does and he doesn't. I haven't even braved that yet.

    >>13811451
    Don't think so, he'll either review the other 3 episodes, which might be pointless considering he already tells you how he felt about them

    Do what above said

    Or some other shit.

    Indiana Jones movies?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:10 No.13811488
    You're all idiots, he's not going to review fucking trilogies anymore.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:12 No.13811503
    He's gonna review Indiana Jones 4 because Lucas pretty much fucked up that piece of shit. Mark my words.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:12 No.13811506
    >>13811474
    >>13811440
    obviously his characters story will continue into his next review series but doubt it'll be something star wars he seem done with that.
    hopefully kingdom of the crystal skull or matrix sequels
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:14 No.13811525
    He should do some bad Star Trek episodes.

    Not Threshold though. Everything's already been said about that one.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:15 No.13811540
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    >mfw Plinkett fucked and ate his cat
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:18 No.13811574
    I hope he does TDK but I don't think he will. The butthurt from the fans would be wonderful though.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:19 No.13811586
    >>13811525
    >Not voyager though. Everything's already been said about that one.
    ftfy
    >> Ace Levy !iay0z7nuXU 12/31/10(Fri)17:19 No.13811587
    >>13811176
    This is true. lol, I remember that old Star Trek review (probably the first) where he first starts Plinkett, and he talks about numberings his dislikes, and then he comes to random number, let's say

    #27 - Data's emotion chip is different
    "*obnoxious mouth flabbing* yah, i'm complaining about this ..."

    But he's right.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:23 No.13811635
    There won't be a Crystal Skull review because there's not much content in that flick. Movie starts, lookin fer skulls, chase scene, anti-climax. That's it. Besides Baby's day out (which was a joke review) His reviews lend themselves to the big scienc-y movies that have lots of rules and logic that can be nitpicked. That's why he HAS to do the matrix sequels, and all the shark jumping that those movies did. Think of all the techno-babble and anime influences. I vote Matrix sequels next.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:25 No.13811646
    >>13811574
    He would probably like it like the Star Trek film.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:27 No.13811664
    >>13811635
    Keanu's got enough to death with, he doesn't need the truth train barging down his door breaking his spirits evermore.


    I'd still like to see it though.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:27 No.13811667
    >When I did the first review, the Star Trek: Generations one, I started to record it in my normal voice and it was just horrible and dull. So I decided to do it in character to make it more palatable, especially since my goal wasn’t to just give a cursory review, but rather to get really detailed. It is a massive amount of pointless nerd deconstruction so there has to be a ‘wink wink’ element to it. If you didn’t have some kind of humor with the material you’d come off as either someone with no life at all (which is true in my case) or someone who’s a big armchair critic that thinks he knows everything. The character adds a certain level of irony and fun to it . . .
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:36 No.13811769
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    "and in the end all the computers in the world cant create the most basic thing that a movie needs."
    >an emotional connection with the audience

    THANK YOU RED LETTER MEDIA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:38 No.13811793
    >>13811664
    >Keanu has enough to death with

    Bro, we need to talk.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:39 No.13811808
    >>13811635

    Sup.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mllRWv6uSXA#t=4m32s
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:42 No.13811837
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    >>13811808
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:43 No.13811852
    >>13811808
    GTFO
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:44 No.13811861
    Oh hells yeah
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:47 No.13811895
    >>13811664
    KEANUDEPRESSION
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:53 No.13811944
    Nice. Saving this for later tonight once the alone-on-New-Year's-Eve related depression sets in.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:53 No.13811946
    +1 post just po help it auto-sage so I don't have to look at the same fucking picture every time I come here.

    And fuck you for thinking your opinion for a nearly-six-year-old movie matters enough for a sticky.
    >> CIingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR 12/31/10(Fri)17:55 No.13811960
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    >>13811946
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:55 No.13811961
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    FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
    FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:59 No.13811996
    wow this is pretty hillarious.

    but then again I also think homestar runner and i mockery is epic level comedy.

    I mean, how original is that, making fun of the star wars prequels, only 5 years after the last one came out? whats next, a "the simpsons suck now" special?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)17:59 No.13812004
    >>13811996
    umad?
    yeah umad
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:07 No.13812101
    does anyone know what that Notorious BIG remix at the end of all the reviews is called?

    cracks me up everytime, it's so damn misplaced
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:07 No.13812103
    Watched it, absolutely brilliant. His suggestion for the prequels was smart, and he got it exactly right with the limitations of doing EVERYTHING in green-screen. Every damn dialogue scene is either on a couch, or in a hallway. Plus, the comparison between Kane & the prequels makes some sence, possibly shwing where Lucas was aiming in the beginning of them.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:08 No.13812111
    >>13811961
    You have no idea how amused I am running my cursor in circles around your spoiler text
    >> Muldoon !zYXZ/PooCU 12/31/10(Fri)18:13 No.13812163
    >>13812103
    I never consciously realized how horrible the blocking of dialogue scenes were until now.

    He makes Lucas look like a total hack.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:14 No.13812168
    It's sad when a cheep Japanese animation has a better sword fight than an expensive Hollywood movie.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=195rdilxCmY
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:15 No.13812189
    >>13812168
    holy shit
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:16 No.13812196
    >>13806474

    >slowpoke.jpg
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:19 No.13812244
    >>13812168
    >cheep
    >weeaboo moron detected.
    >> Desmond+Faraday Shipper !DZBqDAKOTA 12/31/10(Fri)18:23 No.13812293
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    >>13812168
    >catches a sword blade mid-swing with the palms of his hands, which come out unscathed
    >the generic trope where two opponents slash at each other and, after a moment of "suspense", we find out who the victor is (THE MAIN CHARACTER OBVIOUSLY)

    Thank you, Anon, for reminding us /tv/ has something to be thankful for: it isn't [a/.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:25 No.13812315
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    >>13812168
    >cheep
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:26 No.13812325
    >>13812315
    oh hai doggie
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:27 No.13812334
    >>13812168
    *crappy shaking camera about 1 minute in*
    *reminded of the crappy shaking camera in EpII*
    Nope.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:27 No.13812335
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    >>13812168
    that is indeed the ticket
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:31 No.13812381
    >>13812189
    >>13812168
    weaboo samefaggery, ghey.
    What you meant to say anyway is that it's sad when a two minute flash animation by some random 14 yr old kid has a better sword fight than an expensive Hollywood movie.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4j4xzPOGZg
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:31 No.13812384
    they would have been decent if he didn't use so much cgi
    ffs like EVERYTHING was cgi
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:34 No.13812421
    fucking viral marketing gets a sticky?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:35 No.13812438
    >>13812421
    >Something 98% of /tv/ has been waiting for for 3 months
    >Viral Marketing

    Okay.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:35 No.13812439
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    >>13812421
    >people like something I don't like
    >baaaaaw viral
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:37 No.13812454
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    >>13812439
    >dat picture
    >Can't unsee
    >Can't unhear

    You ruined it for me
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:38 No.13812467
    >>13812421
    >viral marketing
    >for a product that is free
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:38 No.13812475
    Whiny bitches applauding a nitpicking whiny bitch picking apart a fairy tale in space made for children.

    And you even consider yourselves smart.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:40 No.13812488
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    >>13812475
    >yfw
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:40 No.13812489
    >>13812475
    You have no idea what nitpicking is, do you, faggot?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:40 No.13812490
    >>13812475
    0/10, just awful

    seriously tho he sounded madder than usual in this review. i hope he's not stressing irl
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:40 No.13812492
    IT'S POPULAR SO I HATE IT!
    IT'S POPULAR SO I HATE IT!
    IT'S POPULAR SO I HATE IT!

    IT'S POPULAR SO I HATE IT!
    IT'S POPULAR SO I HATE IT!

    IT'S POPULAR SO I HATE IT!
    IT'S POPULAR SO I HATE IT!

    IT'S POPULAR SO I HATE IT!

    IT'S POPULAR SO I HATE IT!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:41 No.13812499
    >>13812475
    >>13812475
    >>13812475

    >Made for Children

    Oh God, if only you knew why that argument is funny.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:42 No.13812508
    >>13812492
    I hope you spend a year on this joke.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:42 No.13812517
    >>13812438
    JUST checked green-oval, and the only "anticipatory" posts are obvious viral marketing complete with links.

    If you fucking children don't realize the value of mindspace, that's on you. Enjoy your voluntary abuse at the hands of paid operatives.

    VIRAL MARKETING.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:44 No.13812541
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    >>13812517

    Impotent rage!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:44 No.13812542
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    >>13812517
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:45 No.13812549
    >>13812517

    I can't decide whether or not I like something by myself
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:45 No.13812552
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    >viral marketing for something free
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:46 No.13812568
    >>13812517

    >Green Oval

    Oh you!
    >> THEY MUST BE STOPPED Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:47 No.13812578
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    >>13812552
    That's the GENIUS of it!
    >> Desmond+Faraday Shipper !DZBqDAKOTA 12/31/10(Fri)18:47 No.13812579
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    >>13812499
    >>13812490
    >>13812489
    >>13812488
    >conspicuous trolling
    >react to it anyhow
    o u
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:48 No.13812592
    >>13806474
    After this what does he do?
    Twilight?
    http://redlettermedia.com/next.html
    Cop Dog?
    9
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:49 No.13812599
    >>13812579
    shut up faggot
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:49 No.13812602
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    >>13812579
    >oh sweet jesus do anything but humour a troll
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:49 No.13812603
    >>13812578
    Excellent. I must now change my pantaloons, it appears I have shat myself.
    >> Nadine = Da Nine 12/31/10(Fri)18:56 No.13812673
    >>13812592
    Fun sticky.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)18:59 No.13812704
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    i was waiting for this review for so long, too bad it turned out to be dissapointing just like the prequels.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)19:03 No.13812739
    fukken viral marketing
    >> Mountain_Dew !!3Ofv+htlTx/ 12/31/10(Fri)19:03 No.13812746
    Pretty good.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)19:05 No.13812754
    >>13811808

    >You found yourself yelling [tiny weak faggot voice]"no...no more Zion"[/tiny weak faggot voice]

    Keep on truckin', lil' buddy.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)19:05 No.13812765
    >>13812704
    keep on trolling
    >> lulz Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)19:12 No.13812852
    >>13810172
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORWPCCzSgu0#t=9m35s
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)19:13 No.13812856
    Part 3 was not funny.
    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)19:14 No.13812877
    >>13812856
    That was the point it told the hard truth.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)19:17 No.13812902
    >>13812856
    >people expecting a comedy for 2 hours and not an in-depth review with some comedic elements sprinkled in

    My only complaint is his voice is too high-pitched.
    >> Mountain_Dew !!3Ofv+htlTx/ 12/31/10(Fri)19:18 No.13812914
    >>13812902

    I noticed that too about is voice.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)19:24 No.13812978
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    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)19:25 No.13812993
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    This is the best birthday present ever!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)19:28 No.13813026
    >>13812978
    I'll take ten.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)19:29 No.13813029
    archive dees shit
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)19:30 No.13813041
    >>13812978
    I'd buy it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)19:30 No.13813043
    I actually thought the Nadine parts were too sparse. I mean, at first they were kind of annoying in the first review, but now I kind of want to see her fuck Plinkett up.

    What is this? Who the hell are these people?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)19:33 No.13813061
    >>13813043
    the scene in the basement was pretty tense, can't wait for their duel.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)19:35 No.13813082
    Anyone else notice that when he starts talking passionately about how film making should be done he starts to drop the silly voice and sound more normal?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)19:36 No.13813084
    >Go to /tv/
    >See this thread

    jizzinmypants.jpg
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)19:37 No.13813100
    >>13812439
    >>13812454

    What songs that picture referencing? I want it ruined for me too.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)19:39 No.13813113
    >>13813100
    its a daft punk song "human after all"
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)19:45 No.13813196
    >>13813113

    Haha oh shit, they are definitely saying "u mad after all"!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)19:48 No.13813242
    >>13813196
    Kill this faggot
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)19:54 No.13813311
    >>13806474
    Is that Shin-Chan?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:03 No.13813428
    >no millennium falcon

    Yes there was, it was seen at the beginning of the movie.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:07 No.13813475
    >>13813428
    Its called sarcasm retard.

    The film of the Falcon flying off in Episode III was even shown while he was talking about it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:07 No.13813486
    >>13813475
    Your're the retard, r-tard.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:08 No.13813504
    >>13813428
    IT wasn't a major plot point though, more of an easter egg.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:08 No.13813507
    The politics were the best part of the prequels. No troll.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:10 No.13813518
    >>13813428
    I guess his point was that it didn't play a prominent role. It was more of an easter egg.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:10 No.13813523
    >>13813486
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN8HTKLsKkU
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:11 No.13813534
    He's whining about Star Wars dropping him in the middle of nowhere? I lost respect.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:11 No.13813546
    FUCK YES! Time to watch this shit. I think I'm going to rewatch the Episode 2 review first though. It's been a while.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:14 No.13813592
    >>13813518
    There was an X-Wing and some Tie Fighters hidden in Episode 2, so... yeah.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:15 No.13813595
    >>13806809
    Watched all of it, laughed maybe twice. Still, having forced jokes don't make Plinkett wrong.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:16 No.13813613
    The scene where the emperor tortures luke with lightning and we see the lightning reflected on darths vader emotionless mask as he watches has to be one of the best scenes i have ever seen.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:20 No.13813647
    ...Anybody repost this on Youtube yet? I'm D/L'ing it, but I'm getting ~30KB/sec, so each part is going to take like 2 hours
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:20 No.13813651
    >>13813592
    Wait, what?

    >>13806474
    Is that image from the Shin-Chan Star Wars special?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:21 No.13813661
    10/10, amazing review.

    I feel like kneeling before Monster Mash and pledging my allegiance to the graveyard smash.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:21 No.13813670
    >>13813613
    It was nice that they replicated that to where he makes the wrong choice.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:23 No.13813701
    >>13813661
    I can't stop grinning because of that joke.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:24 No.13813716
    >>13813311
    >>13813651

    Wtf is Shin-Chan?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:24 No.13813721
    >>13813595
    >Keeping track of how much you laugh.
    What the fuck is wrong with people who do this?

    I probably didn't laugh out loud much, either, but I still found the humor amusing, even if it wasn't side-splittingly hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:30 No.13813798
    >>13813311
    >>13813651
    It's from the Star Wars Holiday Special
    >>13813716
    It's a shitty comedy anime that aired on Adult Swim and also parodied Star Wars at one point.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:33 No.13813834
    The complaint about the effects of the war on the capital are minor but still valid.

    The people comparing the conflict Iraq are missing the point. The conflict in Star Wars is supposed to be more like World War 2 cranked to 11.

    Yeah, in the United States the effects of World War 2 were less severe than in Great Britain, but they were still felt through rationing of goods and services, general paranoia, the draft, women having to work while men went to war, etc.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:34 No.13813836
    >>13813721
    Im with you


    Im not a real laugher, I hardly Lol in the literal sense.

    That being said I can still find the humor in many things and find things things funny, I just don't really express it in laughter.

    I'd be a terrible crowd member in a comedy club
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:34 No.13813838
    >I like to fuck my cat.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:36 No.13813863
    please do the Matrix sequels next Plinkett
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:36 No.13813864
    >>13813834
    You are half right. The original trilogy was with a WWII feeling, but George Lucas specifically stated around the time of EpIII that Emperor Palpatine was President Bush. I don't know when he decided to go bat crap insane in that direct between Ep1 and 3, but he did say it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:36 No.13813865
    >>13808885

    Phantom Menace review was the best of the reviews and it was darker.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:37 No.13813871
    >>13813838
    >mfw plinkett gets arrested by peta for animal abuse
    :(
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:37 No.13813873
    Plankett should review M Night Shyamalan films such as The Last Airbender.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:39 No.13813892
    >>13813873
    Only if he's a fan of the cartoon.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:40 No.13813916
    >>13810497
    Disney SW Weekends has been going on for like a decade now and you're just noticing the characters dress up?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:40 No.13813922
    >>13813100
    The links don't lead to it, but I think he's talking about "Fuck the Pain Away" by Peaches.
    That combined with the picture of the little girl and well... you get the picture.
    I had fun scrolling around on the spoiler text, too. Call me easily entertained.

    Just watched the reviews and really enjoyed 'em.
    I enjoy film, but have never studied filmmaking or anything. Total novice.
    Something I really appreciate about ALL his reviews is that I learn quite a bit about the art of film from each one. I'm entertained and educated. Good combo.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:41 No.13813930
    Jar Jar Binks: Loathsome cunt
    >It's good to show contempt for your audience

    I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:41 No.13813931
    This sticky is going to be here well into 2011 because OP will never delete it because he was viral marketing and no mods care about /tv/ enough to remove stickys in a reasonable amount of time
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:44 No.13813962
    >>13813931
    lolwut
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:45 No.13813969
    I liked Jar Jar and I'm black.

    He was a good satire of the modern African-American society.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:46 No.13813985
    >>13813931
    >viral marketing
    Your retarded.

    And no. This sticky will remain here well into 2011 because 98% of people on this board like Red Letter Media and his reviews. It's either this or have thread after thread after thread sliding through the board talking about the EP III review or keep it in one sticky where everyone can talk about it.

    ITS YOUR CHOICE FAGGOT. SORRY YOUR WAIFU DOESN"T WARRENT A STICKY.

    SHUT
    THE
    FUCK
    UP
    DIPSHIT
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:46 No.13813988
    >>13813922
    Oops, I didn't know about the Daft Punk song - I was wrong about that Peaches comment apparently...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:51 No.13814044
    >>13813931
    mods are the ones who sticky a thread you silly person
    If any old /tv/ poster could sticky a thread then every damn thread would be a sticky
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:53 No.13814058
    >>13813969
    Nobody liked Jar Jar Binks. If you're actually black and not trolling....kill yourself for admitting to enjoying the worst character in cinema ever produced.

    Fucking niggers.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:53 No.13814069
    Who the goddamned fuck cares?This is some overweight fuck who thinks he can rate/analyse movies with no knowledge at all. Fuck!!! Who cares about Revenge of the Sith? No ONE!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC
    K

    Who gives a shit? NO ONE??!!! NO ONE!!!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:54 No.13814076
    >>13814044
    Reading comprehension. Mods stickied this thread, a mod didn't start it.

    They will not fucking unsticky it for forever because they don't really care about /tv/. This is demonstrated behavior.

    Most /tv/ stickies get deleted by OPs. This won't, because it's viral marketing, regardless of what the butthurt samefag denier keeps spewing to protect redlettermedia's image.
    >> Desmond+Faraday Shipper !DZBqDAKOTA 12/31/10(Fri)20:55 No.13814089
    >>13814069
    You're caring awfully hard.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:57 No.13814116
    >>13814076
    Okay...assuming this is viral marketing....what am I supposed to purchase now that the marketing has convinced me I want this invisible product?

    What do I buy now? My card is ready!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)20:57 No.13814122
    >>13814069

    >Approaching 1,000 replies
    >No one cares

    Wryyyyyyyyyt.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:00 No.13814147
    Another +1 to help this faggotry auto-sage


    AND FUCK YOU FAGGOT MOD FOR REFUSING TO CLEAN THE SHIT LIKE THAT DAILY REPOST ASSHOLE OUT OF /TV/ BUT INSISTING YOUR FUCKING OPINION ON A 5-YEAR-OLD MOVIE IS WORTH A STICKY.

    I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON LADY GAGA'S DICK AND DIE, ASSHOLE.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:00 No.13814150
    >>13814089
    My point is: why does /tv/ adore this guy? And not some random guy like Kaiji?! Or Mr.Eko for that matter. What makes this obese FUCK so goddamned special?? Except for some cheap jokes. GOD DAMN. IM FUCKING MAD.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:01 No.13814168
    >>13814150
    >Kaiji?! Or Mr.Eko
    sup kaiji or eko
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:01 No.13814170
    someone needs to take a chill pill instead of getting angry at invisible people behind the monitor on new years eve
    >> House M.D. !RsT5bxOQxs 12/31/10(Fri)21:02 No.13814174
    >>13814150
    Because they produce nothing entertaining or worthwhile. End of discussion.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:02 No.13814177
    >>13814150
    /tv/ loves winners. /tv/ hates losers like you. /tv/ is for winners. you go away. go back to loser town, loser.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:04 No.13814207
    >>13814177
    I am a loser because I haven't made a goddamn bad video? I could blab an hour and a half full without breaking a sweat.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:05 No.13814216
    >>13814177
    Plus fuck you, I've been here all summer
    >> House M.D. !RsT5bxOQxs 12/31/10(Fri)21:06 No.13814223
    >>13814207
    and nobody would watch or anticipate it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:07 No.13814239
    >>13814223
    Because I'm not known on the internet? Neither are you, you simple minded fuck
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:07 No.13814245
    He had to finish off his storyline, but I'm surprised it came at the end of part 2.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:08 No.13814255
    >>13814207
    If you could do that and be half as entertaining as Plinkett, what's stopping you? There's money in it, you know.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:08 No.13814264
    somebody send this thread to RLM so he can see what you guys think about his reviews

    his email redlettercontact@gmail.com
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:09 No.13814268
    >>13814264
    Or would could just not do that.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:10 No.13814286
    >>13814255
    I don't want to make money doing bullshit reviews, I'd rather watch movies that matter, like Dogtooth
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:12 No.13814310
    >>13814289
    Your crazy this review was more mature and the ending when he dropped the gig and got serious made it all the better.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:12 No.13814318
    It's good that this is sticked, so we don't have people creating a new thread each 5 minutes with the breaking news.

    About the review, it was OK. Not as funny as the first one and not very focused on details, but I guess he had already made his point on the previous reviews. The part about the editing of the dialog scenes is good though.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:13 No.13814329
    Only thing worse then Attack of the Clones is this assholes voice.

    STFU
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:15 No.13814347
    >>13814289

    what's so fucking news worthy about this? it's meh.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:15 No.13814351
    >>13814310
    Sorry about that.

    I just didn't find the review as entertaining as the others (specially not as entertaining as the first one).
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:15 No.13814356
    >>13814329
    Thank fucking GOD!!

    These few replies from me just make it more apparent that /tv/ very easy to TROLL

    Plinkett needs to die, and you need to agree with me!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:16 No.13814360
    ITT /tv/'s most cancerous tripfags drop trip and get extremely butthurt about RLM being so popular and getting a sticky because it deprives them of precious attention with their endless reposts, forced memes, meta threads and waifu bullshit

    Truly, you are just jelly. You have no talent, and people that do have talent obviously bother you enormously.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:17 No.13814373
    >>13814347
    >what's so fucking news worthy about this?

    There's been a lot of anticipation about the third review. We would be flooded with threads about it without the sticky. It happened with the second one.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:19 No.13814405
    >>13814373
    Seriously @ 26.37mins there's a fart joke? This is a /tv/ hero? A spastic colon /tv/ hero? I'd expect some big ass pedo to be a guy like him!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:21 No.13814431
    >>13814318
    Why did you delete your post>>13814310
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:22 No.13814439
    >>13814405
    His jokes are not usually sophisticated. About RLM being heroes, I don't know. The guys put together some funny and insightful reviews, I think they deserve some credit.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:22 No.13814443
    ITT viral marketers frantically try to cover up the fact of their exposure
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:22 No.13814444
    >>13814405
    Everyone does fart jokes. I don't see the problem.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:23 No.13814449
    >>13814373

    Wow. This is what they're so excited about. I feel so sorry for these poor losers.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:24 No.13814464
    >>13814431
    Some grammar thing I didn't like.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:25 No.13814475
    so much samefag
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:25 No.13814476
    >>13814444
    You don't see the problem? Everybody pukes on Family Guy and that series does fart joked all the goddamn time! I should just watch the video game review guy 'Zero Punctuation' for 3 hours straight.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:26 No.13814483
    Fantastic review guys, well done
    Ebert gave ROTS 3 and a half stars? No wonder his jaw fell off
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:27 No.13814500
    >>13814444
    >>13814475
    >>13814483

    samefag
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:28 No.13814501
    >>13814483
    By the way, /tv/ tripfriends and anons alike, I wish you a Happy New Year without RLM!! I'm going to bed, I know you will miss me.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:28 No.13814514
    >>13814476
    Family guy became worse not because of fart jokes but shitty characters and remember that time
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:29 No.13814515
    I'm only on part II of III, so he MAY address this later on, but it's unaddressed as I see it: the fact that Jedis, who have been shown to be able to take out roomfuls of droids, were taken out with a few quick shots by clones?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:31 No.13814542
    >>13814500
    Um... no.

    This was my first post in the thread
    >>13814483
    Just got done watching all 3 parts. Loved it.

    Why so much mad about RLM anyway? It's not like anyone's forcing you to watch it... And does a sticky really make your vagina that sandy? Lighten up chaps, go get drunk or something. It's new years after all.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:39 No.13814611
    >>13814542

    I'm not mad. I was just wondering what the fuss was all about. I thought it was news of something like George Lucas dying or a new Star Wars movie or something like that. When I found out that they were really all afrenzy over, I felt very very sorry for the poor losers. I'm not trying to insult them. I just feel very very sad for them.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:39 No.13814613
    >>13814515
    they were all taken by surprise by perceived comrades
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:40 No.13814626
    The viral marketing damage control is really funny at this point.

    You were exposed, get over it. We'll still talk about your site and your fat guy, etc.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:42 No.13814645
    >>13814626
    >The viral marketing damage control is really funny at this point.

    I don't think you understand what viral marketing is.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:43 No.13814652
    >Sticky a link of a review that's been anticipated by all of /tv/ for months
    >MUST BE VIRAL MARKETING
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:44 No.13814667
    inb4 endless heapings of damage control

    You can't beat paid operatives, because hey, they're paid and you aren't. Let's just agree that it "isn't" viral marketing, guys, and leave it at that.

    It totally "isn't".
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:45 No.13814677
    >>13814652
    It's just confused mathew (or some fan, if that thing even exists) being jealous
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:47 No.13814701
    >>13814667
    Now that I think of it, I'm not sure you know what "damage control" means either.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:47 No.13814705
    ITT:Samefag mad at redletter because his reviews get attention while his shitty ones dont.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:48 No.13814717
    >>13812492

    I laughed. What is your favourite movie? Transformers? Avatar? What's your favourite food? McDonlads? What's your favourite music? Britney Spears? Lady Gaga?

    Delicious mainstreamfag tears are delicious.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:49 No.13814729
    >>13814667
    LOLGUES VIRAL MARKETING CUZ ITS SOMTHIN I DUNT LIKE
    >> RLM VIRAL DEPT DAMAGE CONTROL !!4hWD6rws/P5 12/31/10(Fri)21:49 No.13814737
    >>13814705
    I'm not really sure you understand what "Samefag," "mad," "redletter," "reviews," "attention," or "shitty" mean.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:50 No.13814749
    >>13814717
    >Britney Spears
    >Mainstream
    >Also implying hipsters don't eat at McDonalds

    you are so retarded it makes my head swell with a dizzying sensation.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:51 No.13814760
    >>13814405

    It's still better than Confused Matthew. U mad?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:51 No.13814764
    >>13814737
    >GIMME ATTENTION
    >GIMME ATTENTION
    >GIMME ATTENTION
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    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:53 No.13814781
    >>13814749
    >talks about hipsters
    >thinks he's smart

    I have some bad news for you.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:55 No.13814809
    the troll cesspool this thread has turned into rivals a rancor droppings pile
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:56 No.13814813
    >>13814749
    >>Britney Spears
    >>Mainstream

    Wait, are implying that Britney Spears wasn't mainstream?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:56 No.13814815
    Let's stop talking about the obvious viral marketing and get back to the main subject, the gloriousness of REDLETTERMEDIA.COM and why you should remember that site and tell all your friends about it and this awesome new hilarious review
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:58 No.13814840
    And this is why moot doesn't give a shit about /tv/ and why we only rarely get stickies.

    A mod does something nice and a large portion of /tv/ does nothing but bitch and moan and troll. This really is one of the worst boards on 4chan in the sense that the number of complete retards and troublemakers in comparison to regular posters with interest in the boards subject matter is much larger than that of other boards.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)21:59 No.13814851
    >>13814813
    Are you implying she's mainstream now?

    So if I have rayban wayfarers and a poster of audrey hepburn, does that make me mainstream or a hipster? Both were popular and mainstream at some point, right?

    You fucking idiots do not know what "hipster" or "mainstream" is.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:01 No.13814869
    STICKY SOMETHING FILM RELATED?! VIRAL MARKETING SAGE GTFO
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:02 No.13814881
    >>13814717

    I laughed. What is your favorite movie? Citizen Kane? What is your favorite food? Don't you know how to spell properly? What is your favorite sound? Rap?

    Pathetic pretentious faggot rage is very entertaining.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:03 No.13814894
    >>13814815
    You mean I should tell all my friends and family about the hilarious new Star Wars prequel review from redlettermedia.com and have them check out the quality products at http://redlettermedia.com/store.html?

    I don't think so nigger, I ain't no viral marketing flunky.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:04 No.13814901
    >>13814840
    Yeah this is why we can't have nice things. If it aint pedo, it must be viral marketing. Loosers.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:04 No.13814902
    >>13814851

    You are so hip! I bet you are one of those hipsters people always talk about.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:04 No.13814908
    This obviously isn't viral marketing because I whine and cry and deny when anyone says it is and I mock the very concept so therefore it can't possibly be.

    STFU /tv/, case closed, talk about the review.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:05 No.13814927
    How is it possible that The Clone Wars series on CN is written much better than the prequels when the prequels were responsible for spawning the series? Is this because Lucas doesn't write for it?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:07 No.13814942
    >>13814881

    How original. You took his format but reversed it all on him. I bet you thought you were clever when you were doing that.

    You are a master of literacy.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:07 No.13814953
    >>13814927
    >Clone Wars CG series
    >Better than the prequels

    I'm sorry, I would take Attack of the Clones over that poor mans Genndy Tartakovsky Clone Wars any day.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:08 No.13814959
    >>13814953
    How about I come over there and beat your ass?

    I do have your address you know. Don't fuck with me you do not deserve to live.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:09 No.13814973
    >>13814959
    Unbelievable amounts of mad detected
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:11 No.13814991
    >>13814959
    Reported to my authorities you little shit.

    Come get me.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:12 No.13815007
    >>13814959
    I just informed the police.
    >>13814953
    But I do hope you rape this slut for all she's worth before you get caught.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:13 No.13815019
    >>13814959
    Let me guess, no one is going to take this shit seriously? Are you guys mad?! What if you end up dead tomorrow morning? /tv/ is full of idiots. I'm calling the cops.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:13 No.13815024
    I'm done. It was good overall, nothing new though.

    About the cliffhanger, is he going to make a standalone with the characters or just include them in future reviews?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:14 No.13815026
    >>13815019
    I'm calling the cops too since my professor always told me never underestimate an online or offline threat. I had a friend who didn't listen to him and he ended up a shattered man in a grave.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:14 No.13815035
    >>13814927
    >The Clone Wars series
    >written much better than the prequels

    That ain't saying much. Thomas the Tank Engine has better writing than the prequels.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:14 No.13815040
    When is he going to review The Last Airbender and Scott Pilgrim?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:16 No.13815053
    Millenium Falcon was in the film, but it was really small and in the background. Unless it was an identical ship, which is possible.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:16 No.13815056
    What I like is how all the haters destroying this thread are basically doing a really shit impression of Plinkett. Whether they understand it or not. I really do think they tried to watch a part of the review, go "hey, I can do better than that", and then come act like assholes in this thread.

    Delicious morons everywhere.

    Capthca: condumm thi
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:16 No.13815062
    >>13815035
    Thomas the Tank Engine was better written than anything you fucking nigger.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:17 No.13815070
    >>13815053
    He means as a major plot device you fucking cuntlicker.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:17 No.13815074
    >>13815040
    >Scott Pilgrim
    He only reviews shitty movies, bucko
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:18 No.13815080
    >>13815035
    I will brutally murder you for comparing Thomas the Tank Engine, a beloved children's program, to something such shit as the prequels. I pray that one guy rapes you.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:19 No.13815103
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    >>13815074
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:20 No.13815109
    >>13815053
    Could be the same sort of ship.
    I think the "Millennium Falcon" was just a name of one of a certain model, like the "Enola Gay" was the name of just one B-29.
    Anyway, who knows?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:21 No.13815123
    >>13815074
    >implying Scott Pilgrim wasn't shit.

    How much did it make at the box office?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:21 No.13815124
    >>13815070

    When he says NO MILLENNIUM FALCON
    I'm going to be anal about it
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:22 No.13815131
    >>13815109
    the millennium falcon is a YT-1300 light freighter
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:23 No.13815146
    >>13815109
    You just figured that out?

    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/YT-1300_light_freighter
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:23 No.13815152
    >>13815123
    herewego.jpg

    >implying box office = quality

    I guess you thought Children of Men sucked too.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:24 No.13815156
    >>13815124
    Then I pray you die from the guy in this thread itt.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:24 No.13815162
    >>13814942

    newfag detected
    plus he's jealous
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:24 No.13815163
    >>13815152
    >he thinks "quality" in a movie is objective
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:24 No.13815164
    Although he alluded to the stupidity of Padme's death, Im surprised he didnt explore it and the shitty way it connected to the originals.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:24 No.13815169
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    >>13815152
    >comparing tcom to scott pilgrim
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:25 No.13815173
    >>13815152
    Explain why Avatar was the number one movie of all time if box office goals don't matter.

    Cry more.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:26 No.13815183
    >>13815173
    >Cry more.
    why dont you have your tripcode on?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:26 No.13815189
    >>13815146
    Jus' tryin' to help, that's all.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:26 No.13815194
    >>13815152

    pretentious basement dweller with no friends spotted
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:29 No.13815220
    >>13815183

    cry more, dumbass
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:31 No.13815241
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    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:31 No.13815250
    >>13815194
    >Someone likes a movie I dont
    >They MUST not have any friends and live in their basement

    >my-lack-of-face-when I'm in a band, almost ready to head to my friends NYE party in the apartment a couple floors down, and will be getting drunk while you have basically described yourself
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:33 No.13815267
    >>13815250
    >implies lying on an anon board is not easy

    pathetic loser
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:33 No.13815271
    >>13815250
    >my face when nobody fucking cares
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:34 No.13815295
    >it will be released by the end of the year
    It's already 2011 though.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:35 No.13815305
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:35 No.13815306
    >>13815295
    It's 7:35 PM so no it's not.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:36 No.13815309
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    He was a good friend
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:37 No.13815320
    >>13815250
    >my-lack-of-face-when I'm a billionaire, almost ready to head to MY NYE party in MY private island, and will be getting laid by hot models while you are basically green with envy
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:38 No.13815333
    Would there ever be a remake of the prequel trilogy done by a director who knows his shit? Because there will come a time when Star Wars needs to be brought back into the limelight and perhaps a good time to retell the story better.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:40 No.13815360
    >>13815333
    well since there's basically no story in the prequels they'll have to start from scratch. whatever they come up with will be better.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:40 No.13815370
    >>13815333
    Nope.

    Lucas is planning three new movies set in the future though. :3
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:41 No.13815372
    >>13815333
    Fuck that shit. I just want my KOTOR TV series.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:44 No.13815412
    >>13815372
    Whatever happened to that television show that bridges III to IV anyway?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)22:51 No.13815482
    >>13815333
    Did we ever need a prequel trilogy? I don't think so: entirely new characters and stories, please.
    >> Lord Fap !h3WDZNERS6 12/31/10(Fri)23:00 No.13815590
    Sword of the stranger as an example for good swordfighting? Please, that movie was hardly average.

    Lucas should have watched some Kurosawa before writing his script.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNqQXC8Tv8U
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)23:04 No.13815635
    viral marketing
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)23:08 No.13815679
    The fact that some people can't realize he's doing a character within the first few minutes of watching any of his videos literally blows my mind. People exist that are actually this fucking stupid.

    Really, the idiots in this thread that asked shit like "DERP IS THIS GUY A RETARD?" or "IS THIS A CHARACTER OR WAT?".

    I mean goddamn
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)23:16 No.13815779
    >>13810250
    >When Lucas dies, and the Bioware people decide to branch out to movies to complement their Old Republic setting.
    Or have their writers work on a TV show or something that works as a new prequel and completely retcons all the prequel movies.

    Oh god I'm creaming myself at just the thought.

    Also, they should bring in some of the writers from KOTOR2 as well, since though that game had its flaws, the way it more or less deconstructed the whole Star Wars franchise was fantastic.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)23:20 No.13815830
    And I thought tonight was gonna suck. BRB, nuking some popcorn and grabbing some christmas candies; I'm watching the fuck out of this into the new year.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)23:25 No.13815890
    dont care
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)23:27 No.13815920
    >come on /tv/
    >see this
    FUCK YEARRRRRRR
    see you in 2011 assholes
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)23:27 No.13815925
    >>13815590
    >shouldn't have used a specific scene as an example of good sword fighting
    >criticizes the movie it came from rather than the scene itself
    Nice logic.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)23:27 No.13815930
    >>13815679
    your the joke here
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)23:28 No.13815947
    The first two had really funny inserts in the middle of the review from time to time that seemed like the perfect pacing to keep me laughing and interested in the review this just had the subplot at the end of each part and the final subplot was another fucking continuation. what a jip

    tl;dr the review sucked ass compared to the past 2.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)23:31 No.13815977
    Totally horrible. Not worth watching.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)23:36 No.13816029
    God damn now I need to go rewatch the original trilogy
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)23:41 No.13816088
    Good to see he likes the Emperor. I always thought the Emperor was the only real badass in the prequels, and he's the only character with a clear motivation. In fact he's the only character who seems to give a shit at all about anything that's happening. Most of the stuff he does to achieve his goals makes no sense, but still. Love me some Emperor.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)23:41 No.13816091
    This guy's a fat asshole and I will never watch his reviews
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)23:51 No.13816227
    >>13815306
    >implying it isn't 4 in the afternoon
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)23:52 No.13816234
    I can't remember, but in any of the three reviews did he ever bring up what nonsense the Anakin prophecy was?

    Not like in this review where he mentions how they changed it out of nowhere, but the fact nobody ever picks up on the negative aspects of "bringing balance to the Force" when there are two Sith and hundreds/thousands of Jedi
    >> Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)23:53 No.13816256
    Yes...YES.



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