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circlejerking tripfags

all negativity and spamming

The same shit every day.

pedos, disney whore worship, repetitive spam, the people who reply to repetitive spam, avatar, 99% of all tripfags, etc, etc...

basically what i hate about /tv/ is /tv/ itself.

avatar-hate (read: 0/10 You're just butthurt) threads

dicks who complain

When there's not many people on and the board is going at a snail's pace

tripfags, there is no reason for their existence

>>13258960
You hate that? I love that, that's how /tv/ used to be a few years ago. I could make a thread and come back an hour later to still find it on the first 2 pages. Now I have to fight to keep my memes on the front page

The pedos, the waifu faggots, and the actual faggots.

Ellen Page, Summar Glau, and any other other ugly actresses which can't act worth shit

>>13258996
I hate faggots.

when people write their comment on an image, making it guaranteed replies.jpg

>>13258984

Well I don't want it to be /b/, I just prefer it when it's moving at a decent pace. I read quickly and it gets dull otherwise

Not enough Summer Glau.

Tripfags, homosexuals, TV addicts with bad taste, movie goers with bad taste (blockbuster lovers), overbearing pedophiles ( I have nothing against a little bit of loli appreciation but there's too much spam), meme forcers that repost the same shit everyday and tripfags again because they really are the worst thing about this board.

>>13258996
>>13259027

Fuck you.

Trolls who argue just for the sake of arguing
Hard to have a discussion when someone is there purely to bait everyone

The "Daily Game of Thrones" thread assholes. There's absolutely nothing to talk about except spoilers from the books and vague pictures. They have ruined the series for everyone.

The non-dedicated pasta posters. If you're only going to post about Dumbledore vs Gandalf or eagles carrying a ring every third day then you shouldn't bother. You are smalltime.

Glaufags, Disneyfags, Pretend Pedofags

The fact that some days this place just looks like a TV & film version of /s/.

Too many posters fawning over the same actresses over and over again. Fucking waifu shit.

Not enough Summer Glau.

Homosexuals and fat bitches constantly bitching and moaning because they are jealous of Glau, the most beautiful and talented woman to ever live.

Samefags going on about Glau gets pretty annoying.

abatap

>>13259998
The only samefag is you you jealous cock worshiper.

You post the same shit over and over because you are mentally disturbed and retarded with a touch of OCD.

It likely comes from the sexual abuse you suffered at the hands of your father and gay uncle.

Pedo tripfags
Shit meta threads like this one
/b/ shit
Hardcore internet rebels dumping porn/gore/whatever

Lol OP I love you

I just woke up, decided to roll over and turn the laptop on and start my morning. 5 minutes of internet is enough stimulus to get me going while I drink some coffee.

I was thinking "I'm going to make a thread about WHICH BOARD DO YOU HATE THE MOST" and I was going to say why I hated /tv/ the most, but then I just pictured 1000 people saying "Not /tv/ related"

THIS is definitely /tv/ related.

I hate you all. For every reason that has been listed here.

>>13260027

Right. But it still beats being a Glaufag.

>>13260029
>he goes to other boards

What a colossal faggot.

>>13260027
>>13260027
Haha I have never seen anyone project so hard.


This is an epic thread for trolling- too bad /tv/ trolls are AWFUL and are always obvious.

The waifu faggots, especially the ones spamming Glau

Waifu threads

it would be much more useful to list things you actually LIKE about /tv/

I'm pretty cool with everything except the kiddy fiddlers

>>13260021
0/10 You're just butthurt.

>>13260045
see
>>13260047
>too bad /tv/ trolls are AWFUL and are always obvious.

/tv/s taste
hint: it's shit

>>13260049
>>13259998
>>13259194
>>13259142
same cunthurt queerbait.

>>13260077
You're a nasty little shit.

>>13260068
fagsame

The only reason I hate /tv/ is because they are incapable of having ONE thread without any bad comments. I've even seen /b/ have threads that stay on topic and are meaningful debates or literary discussions, etc.

/tv/ will never be good.

Paedos

>>13260082
>>13260082
Hahahaha HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT ONE OUT!??!?!?

/tv/- proving it's stupidity every day

>>13260091
>it's

>>13260084
Ha, there have been several good threads with only a small percentage of shitty trolling. And not to sound like an narcissist but a lot of those were mine.

I only come here to bitch about the state of the board, thereby making it even worse.

Nothing really gets to me. Abatap baffles me, it's seriously one person? His very existence must be utterly boring and pointless. I mean I'm on here a bit but I do other stuff.

The only thing that has gotten to me lately is that if you try and stream something for /tv/ the majority of responses you get is "Reported". All the streamers are doing is being nice :(

I hate WakingJuno!!!

My sis hates Abatap!

...

...

Okay, I hate Abatap too, I guess!!!

>>13260118
The majority of shit comes from Anon, though that is being fuelled by posters such as WakingJuno Abatap and Kaiji

Tripfags.

>>13260132

yes?

I actually really like it here.

I like the tripfag drama, the shameless attention whoring, the last word freaks, the off-topic ramblings, the butthurt, the reposts, the pasta, the pedo wannabes, the meta threads, the same thing day in day out.

Overall it's just kind of comforting. I could leave this place for 6 months, come back and effectively have not missed a single day. Nothing changes on /tv/. Ever.

All the hate for Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

Also >>13258918

Man, anons are so butthurt.

I guess I hate the spam.

>>13260156
i wouldnt hate it so much if people would stop making threads about that fat little ginger homunculis.

>>13260156

Why the hate for Pilgrim Explorers?

They used to rock!!!

>>13260149

It was actually very different about 2-3 years ago. A lot less pedo-y and less tripfag-y and best of all, less abatap-y.

>>13260173
just wanted to reply to you since no one else does

big ups brah

>>13260173
BigBeast: still the dumbest tripfag

>>13260180
Wow, what a horrible start. Make a new trip and try again I guess?

>>13260182

I was here 2 years ago and other than being a bit slower, I don't think it's much different at all. I mean that in a good way though.

>>13260184
>no else does

Sheeeeiit. I wouldn't say that.

>>13260180
>>13260180
Seriously- this TRIP is making me rage. I have never hated a person more just through their TRIP.

It sums up why I hate /tv/ I guess! Plus, it shows women trying too hard to be cool in a place THIS shitty.

>>13260193

Yeah, it's obviously not much different. There is less proper tv and film discussion though.

>>13260191

But as tripfags, it's our duty to be as lame as possible, right?

Or where we misinformed?

>>13260207

A job well done then!

>>13260238
Implying you weren't just trying to be cute and funny.

Listen to "In Your Words" by Lamb of God and you'll understand.

>>13260222
You're misinformed. We don't have to be hated - it's just that most make it so goddamn easy.

>>13260182
And ':3x as much Glau!

Not enough Glau

People expecting /tv/ to only contain serious film discussions.

People forcing /tv/ to contain no serious film discussions.

Niggers

>>13260251

We don't need your shitty music recommandation, ty very much!

Also, just fuck off and die you neckbeard loser!!!

>>13260077
>>13260045
>>13260027

I hate this guy. This vulgar nuthob, who seems to have snapped and is never coming back from the other side. I'm a Glaufag and I feel so ashamed because of this guy, who I hope might be just a troll trying to make us look bad, but I'm pretty sure he's not and is actually for real.

Anyway, you make the vast majority of Glaufags who are nothing like you look bad. you are an embarrassment to our kind and not one of us. Take your hatred and spread it somewhere else you sick, sad, disturbed man.

>>13260285
That always makes me lol when people go on rants about what /tv/ "should be like", completely forgetting that this is fucking 4chan.

Can we get rid of all the Koreans?

>>13260282
>mfw i have all those glaus in their original form

>>13260305
obviously an anti-glaufaggot posing as a true glaufag. fuck off, you fat cunt!

I want to have a threesome with Selena Gomez and Sasha Grey. They both have long black hair, hairy arms, etc etc. I would find myself tempted to do a lot of ass to mouth work on them both, lots of spanking and domination. I would have Selena dominate Sasha while I fucked Sasha in the ass, then have Sasha dominate Selena while I fucked Selena in the ass. Doing ass to mouth, ass to pussy, ass to mouth, ass to her mouth, ass to her pussy, from her ass to her ass, and so on for a couple of hours.

Then for the money shot I would have them go ass to ass on a huge thick double ended dildo while I went back and forth between them getting my dick abused and slapped, playing with their asses. Finally at the last second I would pull the dildo out of their asses and spin them around, slap their tits with the shitty dildo, and blast all over both of their faces.

Then I would piss in Selena's ass and she would shit the piss into Sasha's mouth, who would of course gargle and swallow it.

/tv/ needs moar of my original copypastas

>>13260327
>things you hate about /tv/

Great post, wrong thread.

>>13260327
Selena no longer has hairy arms.

Summer Glau's CAREER IS DEAD. LINDSAY LOHAN HAS BETTER FILMS COMING OUT THIS YEAR. GLAU IS DEADER THAN DEADEST DEAD.

How about we take a gander at what projects she is working on this year, shall we?

1. "Deadly Honeymoon" - a Lifetime tv movie. Yes, Glau's best project for all of 2010 is A FUCKING LIFETIME MOVIE. Fuck is she ugly.

2. "The Legend of Hell's Gate: An American Conspiracy" - a direct to dvd movie. A DIRECT TO DVD MOVIE. Directed by Tanner Beard, who has never directed a movie before, but has directed 10 episodes of some shit show called "Valley Peaks". Tanner Beard is better known as the star of such cinematic classics as "AmerAsian" and "Clown Hunt". CLOWN HUNT.

Summer Glau is pushing 30 years old now, and her resume is full of nothing but failed television series and one movie which her fans demanded, Serenity, which is one of the worst box office flops in history. No movie executive in his right mind would ever pay Summer Glau to appear in anything, hence her only appearing in two shit movies this year.

I'm usually more emphatic during this opening statement but honestly I don't feel like wasting too much time pointing out the obvious ... she is an ugly autistic money-whoring aspie that has no integrity or ability yet somehow fascinates the dumbest portion of /tv/'s population because she once said she was a "shy geek" which has given all of you fat neckbeards a seven year hard on. Faggots.

I would worship Sarah Silverman's feet.

I would have rose petals cascaded around our candlelit, aromatic sanctuary. I would undress her white gossamer silky sun dress with one firm tug downward, pulling her close to me but not daring to kiss her. I would sit her down on the edge of a huge marble bathtub, with waterfalls bubbling down the walls beside us.

First I would wash them in a warm bubble bath. While I was cleansing her feet, I would be doing a diligent job, getting in between each toe with fervor and affection. I would use oils to massage her feet, dipping them into the water to rinse them, and then massaging with oils again, repeating.

I would rub my face into the soles of her feet, breathing deeply into them, tasting her essence. Each of her little toes would be treated like candies to be at first hesitantly tasted, then suckled and enjoyed more and more as bashfulness turns to brazenness.

I would then pull her down into the water with me, kiss her gently, then hard, biting her lips, scraping her tongue with my teeth, tasting blood from her punctured lip. I would swing her around and sit myself on the edge of the marble tub, straddle her feet, and begin to rub my cock along her arches.

>>13260346
>which has given all of you fat neckbeards a seven year hard on. Faggots.

Yeah, I bet you love talking about 7 year old hard-ons, you pederast.

>>13260346
lol, this pasta is incredibly delicious

>>13260327

You are a GOD!!!

We worship you now instead of Bastet!

>>13260322

I bet I have way more Glau on my HD than you. You aren't a "true" Glaufag at all. You are nothing but an overly aggressive idiot who can't deal with all his mad because you're unable to either ignore or block trolls.

>>13260305
>implying you're a glaufag

Fuck off, one identifying characteristic of the cool kids club is the slight lunacy and voraciousness of the fandom.

0/10 you're just butthurt.

So the equation for how gay something is goes something like this

gay = x(dicks) - (vaginas) - 1+(female assholes) / (male assholes)

Whereas x = number of dicks present

Using this as a fundemental law, one can see that three dicks in a girls vagina is gayer than two dicks in a girls vagina, but not as gay as three dicks in a girls asshole, which is gayer than two dicks in a girls asshole.

Also, one dick in a girls asshole is gayer than one dick in a girls vagina.

As you can see, my formula also works on guy on guy sex, as you would add more dicks and male assholes, and no vaginas would be present.

Also, as you can plainly see, my formula also shows that girl on girl is never gay, actually it is the most heterosexual thing possible.

>>13260322
>>13260372

Samefag

i hate morons who think they are clever when they are just annoying dumb fucks

hey dude, you're embarrassing yourself...

>>13260322
>>13260372

Your samefagging would be less obvious if you widened your vocabulary.
Just a friendly word of advice to help your 12 year old mentality progress beyond pulling girls' hair and saying 'fuck' a lot.

>>13260385
'fraid not

UMAD

>>13260346

Not too shabby at all Clark. I look forward to your future postings.

>>13260392
>>13260372 Here

My posts are more eloquent and achieve a much higher standard in general than your worn-out old hurt butt.

>>13260406

I wrote that a year ago. I officially used it to vanquish Glau forever on Valentine's Day - Feb 14th, 2010, as anonymous.

I also samefagged the two threads below the copypasta I was referring to.

>>13260396
>>13260413

Better, but still obvious you're the same person trying to sound like two people.

>>13260423
>he thinks /tv/ does not know all his threads are him samefagging himself because he is a pedophile footfag creeper with other social and mental disorders that will lead to him raping and killing his own mother at the age of 45, simultaneously losing his virginity.

I liked to samefag about 8-10 Glau threads at once, both as positive and negative viewpoints on Glau. Then I would samefag both positive and negative viewpoints within the individual threads to keep hatred high.

I would hit the max allowed replies on thread after thread, until finally the levee broke and Glau was defeated from all sides.

>>13260462

Of course this is all a lie, since I never actually samefagged or made any posts, but was accused of such.

>>13260423
Glau love is still alive and well, you have accomplished nothing you fat stupid cunt. Fuck off!

>>13260513

When is the last time you spammed Glau?
Oh yeah, you don't even do that anymore since you're too fat and lazy to write the captcha in to post her over and over.
You fail even at that, you worthless piece of shit.

>>13260471

>>13260526
>>13260513
>>13260471

samefag.

I'm on to you Clark!

dumbass "breaking bad fans" who doesn't know how spell S K Y L E R


also everything nicolas cage related

Why don't all of you Glauhaters just stfu? Thanks.

I pretty much hate everyone here. Nine out of ten times I come here I leave feeling worse than when I got here. I suppose I can only blame myself for that, but still, it can be pretty ugly in here sometimes.
I just wish the mindless hate could stay on /b/. But it's everywhere really. /mu/ and /v/ are actually much closer to /b/ than /tv/ is (for now anyway), so that's something I suppose.

>>13260583
>plural
it's just one insane madfaggot

>>13260596
yeah, right, and abatap is just one russian guy

>>13260539

Wait a minute. I think my hope might've been right all along, after all. Clark Duke is the angry and immature Glaufag. They sure sound a lot like each other.

Awesome, this made my day.

Why don't all of you Glaufags just stfu? Thanks.

>>13260615

>>13260595

Coming to any board on 4chan expecting decency is like coming to a whorehouse expecting love.

>>13260615
>>13260614
>>13260596
>>13260583
>>13260539

>>13260638

I made all of those posts.

>>13260658

>>13260635

Indeed. I'm not really after decency though, just less kids trying to turn 4chan into the schoolyard. I'm probably just a very old man but it seems to get more like high school all the time.

I suppose that's why I'll never trip. The internet is not about a pecking order. We're all equally worthless here.

Doctor Who.

People who don't like Doctor Who

doctor who

People who don't Iike Doctor Who

i gotta go with doctor who

PeopIe who don't Iike Doctor Who

doctor who, only good thing about it is the doctor daughter.

>>13260717

Again, you're at the wrong place for mature discussions.
The whole site was originally an offshoot of SA forums, which are full of shit to begin with.
So the culture of shitposting was transplanted here and everyone ran with that.

I love everything and everyone on /tv/ god honest truth

>>13260818

Yes I know all that. I grew up with the BBS culture so I'm no stranger to how this has all evolved. Like I said I'm just a very old man who hates kids. I shouldn't be here, but I have nowhere else to go.

>>13260821
You should be ground up into nutrient paste and fed to the homeless

>>13260821

We love to hate you, you anorexic efeminate boy!!!

>>13260848

But I'm so skinny I'm no good to anybody

>>13260875

I'm not anorexic lol

HAHAHA

31 Hidden posts

I love hidden tripfags, never again will you faggots be paid direct attention to. FUCK ALL 'YA!

>>13260836

>>13260848
A fantastic idea!

>>13260890

That's the one insult you choose to correct?

Wow, you suck at this big time, don't you?