Just watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel.

>Great Revelation
>Vampire blood heals...where the fuck is the use of Vamp blood in hospitals.
>Break-off show about legalizing the Medical use of VampBlood

>>12074617
>implying those shows aren't shit

>I was hoping for a show about vampire politics and their fight for equal rights after their great revelation or whatever.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>12074647
yeah because bill and eric running around some swamp town fighting werewolves and shit is so great...

Imagine a series about that crazy church, the american vampire league and some ordinary vampires... would be badass if done right.

spinoff show about the two millenia with eric and godric

Partially agree.

>my face when Russel is dead, and it's back to the bullshit Bheeel/Sookeh/Erikh love triangle rather than actual vampiric intrigues and whatnot

Seriously, this season,

MEH

russel isnt dead

Jason Stackhouse is the only real good character.

>>12074710
SON I AM DISAPPOINT

>>12074767
Corky?

>watch vampire diaries
>forget true blood ever happened

just imagine how horrible it is for me as a swefag

godrics and pams horrible fucking swedish make my ears bleed

>>12074730
duh

>>12074614
It's a great, Emmy nominated show.
umad

>>12075823
Eric and Russell speaking German sucked as well. Get over it.

And I don't even know why Russel spoke German.

>>12075891
Eric's german is realtively good. Nice intonation. He makes the mistake of wanting to make it sound extra harsh, though. Lots of emphasis on the 'r's and 'ch's.

lol inb4 The Fringe

The german is unbearable. Its not even funny like in Die Hard.

>>12075823

Who cares? Swedish sounds like two retards trying have sex. The ugliest language on Earth

>>12075823
I thought the kid who played Godric WAS Scandinavian.

>>12076497

Actor who plays Godric is danish, so he's not scandinavian.

>>12076506
DOHOHOHOHOHO OH YOU.

>>12076497

He's danish, the spics of scandinavia

>>12076517
I thought Finland was the Mexico of Scandinavia.

>>12074642
0/10

>>12076517
Dirty swede detected

>>12076534
>>12076517

Scandinavia gets its name from a mountainline between Norway and Sweden called the Skandi.

Denmark and Finland are not anywhere near that mountainline. The only scandinavian nations are Sweden and Norway.

You guys must be talking about nordic european countries. which isn't the same as Scandinavia.

>>12074710
yes yes oh god yes!

>>12076585

uhh, wrong.

lol, some nobody tripfag thinks his opinion matters

>>12076683

Wrong? No.

>>12074721

THIS

I am going to miss Russell's russing.

The finale was really shit too. Vampire sorpranos. Really? Well at least Tara's gone and lala's getting more interesting rather than annoying.

>>12076810

The finale felt underwhelming. Does anyone care what happens to Bill? Sam's gunshot was more of a cliffhanger than Bill fighting the queen. Sookie disappeared in to fairy land, whatever man.

But I guess they were setting shit up for the 4th season. I hope Russell is going to russ later, which they implied.

>>12076474
DRA ÅT HELVETE DIN JÄVLA HOR UNGE

I like the touch of swedish in the series.

I am swedish.
>>12078426
Bli inte arg när amerikaner trollar.

>>12075938
>implying he speaks german
His only german speaking scene is the WWII scene...besides that it is Scandinavian (either danish or swedish)

>>12079514
Swedish.

And, yes, the Nazi scene was the one I've been referring to. He only had one scentence, but that one he delivered rather well, when compared to other actors who seem to be able to either have good intonation OR act, never both things at once.

Bad example is Russell he has been speaking german a couple of times this season and it was always a bit off. Sometimes not really understandable so that I had to read the english subs to get what he was saying.

>>12079559
Swedish and german share a lot, it's not that difficult. Besides, europeans normally study at least another language so it's easier to pronounce foreign words compared to americans who grew up only speaking their mother tounge.

The only reason left to watch, and it's bullshit how they only got like 3 minutes of airtime.

http://babyvamp-jessica.com/

:3

>>12076810
THEY BROUGHT BACK THE TRACKSUIT FOR THE FINALE??

anyone have any sexy cement eric?

First season: omgomgogm this is goooddd
Second season: ... wtf
Third season: FUCK YEAH

Also, WHYYY is everyone raving about Eric? He's not even that attractive.
Alcide, on the other hand...

>>12080460
>Third season: FUCK YEAH
Is that supposed to be a joke?

>>12080474
No. It's got more Lafayette in it, and less Bill.

Sookie is such an ungrateful sadistic little cunt. How the FUCK do they focus the series around that annoying character?.

Now i hope that she stays if fairyland, but i doubt we will be so lucky.

I MAD.

>>12080525
True Blood without Sookie?
Not going to happen.

its over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The best part of the episode was Eric pwning Russell, and then coming back to pwn bill.

That was pretty much it.

All the rest was shit.

The jason storyline was going fine until he decided to help some random rednecks because of a girl.
Tara, pointless storyline as usual.
Sookie: Kill that fucking character please.
The sam suddenly becoming an asshole to his brother felt too OOC. Like the writers had no fucking idea what to do with him.
But they never did enough to make us care about his brother

All in all, there is pretty much nothing to look forward except maybe russell coming back to get his revenge.

>>12080460
I don't get the Eric love either. The only reason I can see is that they want to be ravaged by his giant Viking body or something. I'm sick of seeing Eric fangirls jizzing all over everything True Blood related (especially the TVTropes page, jesus fuck).

As if Russell is dead at all. Eric escaped in about 2 seconds from the exact same trap, so my confidence that Russell is actually still buried there is kinda slim.

>I was hoping for a show about vampire politics and their fight for equal rights after their great revelation or whatever. A show like that would have been 1000000 times better.
that would be fucking terrible. The allusions to gay rights or whatever are just bearable as occasional snippets on the radio and TV before the characters turn it off.
True Blood is only good when it does the character heavy stuff (with anyone but Tara), which now has been limited to a few minutes an episode.

>>12080460
Is the character that has the coolest attitude.

next to the likes of bill which all he does is obssess over sookie, or dumb like jason.

>>12080641
Russell was burned to cinders and chained in a lot more silver. He's only getting out if he gets a telepathic message one of his werewolf buttbuddies, or some construction crew finds him when they get bored of voodoo juju witches

>>12080641
Pam dug Eric out

>>12080621
I'm thinking maybe I don't get it 'cause I'm swedish.
I remember all those crappy Swedish movies Alexander did when he was younger etc, can't get past all that. And the whole viking thing is just ridiculous, there's not much substance to his character except that stuff.

Sam's been character assassinated in the past few episodes. I just think the writers are trying to give themselves and excuse to get rid of him. Really, the show is at its best when it's focused around Vampire stuff like with Eric. The Sookie and Bill twilight shit is simply that, while Tara and Jason are horribly written characters. Russell was easily the high point of the season; he should come back, kill the cast, and the show can be about him taking over the world along with his two pet mice.

>>12080735
Yea, is a real shame about sam.

And i was beginning to like the jason stuff specially if it meant working with Andy Bellefleur to solve cases.

All down the drain.

kill sookie
kill tara
kill sam
kill hoyt
kill jason

show would be better

>>12080621
He's fucking hot. That's pretty much it.

I'm not into blonds myself but GODDAMN. Easily the sexiest vampire on screen since, well ever.

His character is one of the more entertaining ones too, I wish they'd developed him a little better. His scenes with Godric in season 2 were pretty God tier, they pretty much saved the show from Mary Ann's boring arc.

You know True Blood is aimed at girls who are obsessed over Twilight, and is aimed at cashing in on said girls?

You really creep me out sometimes /tv/.

>>12080864
I would ravage all the orifices of his body with such a unrelenting passion, that Walt Whitman would rise from the dead of his own volition just so he could compose poetry about it.

>>12080905

>>12080883
You know it's not and that the novels the show is based off of is marketed towards Anita Blake fans and were published long before Twilight?

You are confusing True Blood with The Vampire Diaries.

>>12080735
Jason was incredibly funny in the first two seasons, now he's failing but he's in good company.
If Russell was the highest point of the third season, that says a lot about it.

>>12080883
I hate twilight but love this. It's funny, trashy, sex, violent even sweet and touching sometimes. Most importantly it doesn't really take itself seriously. Twilight might be great if it could just get over itself. Or have a plot of some sort. I could find no discernible plot the first book or the first two movies.

>>12080919
The Vampire Diaries were published in 1991.

>>12081008
So really Meyers is copying off of that too.

>>12079664
>tounge.

>>12081014
>>12081008
>>12080943
>>12080919
>>12080883

wtfamIreading.jpg

Excuse me but these series are all just Anne Rice with the sex taken out or toned down. pic related

Sooke and Bill are cashins off of the Twilight shitty romance; that's kind of obvious, and it's why their scenes are so fucking terrible. Erik's are awesome though

HUE HUE

>>12081086
You're reading about something current. Can't see why you didn't go back to Polidori and Stoker while you were at it.

I was able to tolerate Sookie more than Bill this season.

>>12081192
Excuse me but if someone is going to go as far back as 1991, why can't I cite Anne Rice. Yeah interview with a vampire was written in 1976 but the movie came out in 1994 and Anne Rice has been constantly churning out her brand of vampires who fuck and can do other stuff good too since then. According to wikipedia the last one was 2003. I'd say she's still pretty relevant. Certainly more relevant to the current trend of overtly sexual vampires over the last 20-30 years.

tl;dr 30 years =/= 100 years dick wad

Luckily I read somewhere that it was going to be shit, so I was expecting something far worse.

They should show more about the characters' past. No one gives a flying fuck about some redneck town. I want more nazis and vikings and shit. Also kill Sookie and Tara seriously.

Worst season finale I can remember for a show I liked. One giant set up for next season. Not one surprise. Just people announcing/confirming things we already learned several episodes ago.

I just hope Tara really does disappear for a good long while, as opposed to getting some solo storyline in a new town intercut with Bon Temps events.

surprisingly superior show, pic related

>>12082219
agreed