Twitter is a terrible site for fan input.

Bunch of greedy cunts.

You know what movie made alot of money?

Avatar.

Film is dead.

She's old now. Gotta cash in because we all know her husband doesn't have the talent to make money without making his wife show her bush.

>>12074560

People were bombing Milla about Jill and RE4 before they started filming it, and what we got, a Jill cameo...

is nice I think

>>12074569
Anderson has never had talent but she is still hot.

I wish he would do horror again instead of this horrid action bullshit.

>>12074586
How much and when does Jill (Sienna) make a cameo? Please spoil away

>>12074718

The scene comes after the credits, not the whole credits, like 20 seconds after the credits have started. And her scene isn't long, maybe like 1 minute or under. Sets up the fifth movie. If you have played Resident Evil 5, you know what's happening.

Good. I want six full films of this shit.

Any movie where I get to stare at Ms. Guillory for a little while longer is fine by me.

>>12074727
more spoilers please. whats gonna happen

Resident Evil>Afterlife>Apocalypse>Extinction

I saw Afterlife on Saturday and to be honest it wasn't that bad, it was pretty entertaining

Next movie, Wesker's blood brings back Alice's superpowers. Hopefully in a toned down form.

>>12074727
Aha, thanks.

>>12074762

Jill had "died" somewhere, some time, Wesker had found her and brainwashed her to do his bidding. Chris and Sheva Alomar (probably won't be in the film) save her from the mind control and help her regain the control of herself again. Basically she's a bad guy 90% of the game.

Does Milla get naked in this?

goddamnit what is wrong with the people who make these movies, any relation to the actual RE series left during the beginning of the 2nd movie.

I love you Milla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>12074844 goddamnit what is wrong with the people who make these movies

they want money. and they get it, by making these movies

As long as they stay the fuck away from anything relevant to the plot or characters of Resident Evil 2 they can do whatever they want.

>>12074844

Goddammit what's wrong with YOU?

It's fucking Resident Evil! There is no plot worth the paper it's printed on!

The fact that these films just take thematic elements, characters and monsters from the franchise rather than following the games more closely is why they're actually tolerable and fun.

>>12074765
Same here.

Also the music/sound was pretty fucking amazing, I was really disappointed when Marilyn Manson wasn't involved with RE2, because RE1 was amazing to listen to.

There are no RE movies, there are no Transformers movies.

>>12074864
No, they are not fun at all.
The characters are all wrong.

It's not even about not following the games.

>>12074849
Milla aged badly.

At the end of the movie, there are a bunch of close ups on her face in the white room, and you can see she has aged really badly.

>>12074889

She still looks fine. She's just, like, 8 years older than when she started the series.

>>12074874

FUCK YEAR! I raged at first when they used The Outsider for the trailer but when I heard it in the movie, it was alright

>>12074889

Looks pretty damn cute to me.

Fucking jews, the game went to shit after it stopped being about zombies anyway.

>>12074886

What characters? Every single Resident Evil protagonist is a ridiculous, posturing douche, bearable only because A. they're such fountains of campy dialogue that you can't wait to see what happens next and B. you get to watch them die a lot, which alleviates their annoyance level.

The games are fun, sure, but they're also very, very silly.

>>12074889

She's 34. Most women at her age look already fucking ugly but she looks same she looked ten years ago. You are just blind or something.

>>12074928
>but they're also very, very silly.

They're Japanese games. Of course they are. Just like Metal Gears.

>Jovovich added that director Paul W.S. Anderson, her husband

Huh. I was wondering why a babe like her was wasting her fucking life acting in these shitty movies.

>>12074899
She's like three months old than me so I expect to find her hot forever.

>>12074958
Money.

>>12074958

"...AND THEN I MADE LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY. I LOVE MY LIFE."

What is wrong with you fucktards?!!

It made more money than Scott Pillgrim!

DIDN'T YOU FAGGOTS SAW HOW FUCK TERRIBLE EXTINCTION WAS?!

THESE MOVIES CAN NEVER BE REDEEMED,EVER!

FUCK OFF

>>12074987
1-Reboot (won't happen, because they make a lot of money)
2-Give it to a good director
3-??????
4-PROFIT! (for sure)

That's a big fucking opening. Fucking people wanna watch this shit

This was my first resident evil and the theater had a diverse selection of movie goers. I wasn't expecting much but I had a good time.

>>12074987

Milla Jovovich & Ali Larter > Michael Cera

>>12074808


fucking Samus Aran suit Rip-off...

>>12074941

Indeed.

I enjoy the games myself, I just can't fathom the fanboys who complain about the films, ahem, "incorrect" portrayal of a stripper cop who fights zombies. Would you like it better if they spent half the film trying to figure out how to combine three household objects to open a door?

I feel the same way about the people who complain that the new movies about space princesses and samurai jetfighters with obnoxious alien sidekicks are worse than the old movies about space princesses and samurai jetfighters with obnoxious alien sidekicks.

Milla is one of the few very skinny women I really like

>Production Budget: $60 million

So it already made its budget back. Next weekend: marketing budget.

>my face when the haters

>>12075028
Maybe nobody would complain if they weren't called "Resident Evil", if you're gonna do movies about an existing franchise, the least you can do is respect the characters.

>>12075028

Chewbacca > Jar Jar Binks

and you fucking know it

The only good one was 2 because of how camp it was while poking fun at the games.

After Extinction I won't bother watching this. What a waste of 2 hours.

>>12075048

There. Are. No. Characters. To. Respect.

>>12075064
You. Are. Retarded.

And probably never played the games.

>>12075078

I own all the main games but the fifth.

Milla Jovovich killing some monsters: Afterlife

ITT: why nerds are terrible people.

>>12075090
That's the thing, she barely killed any. There was the scene in the yard in front of the prison where she killed a few, and that was it, for the entire movie.

I felt that there wasn't enough zombie killing in this zombie movie.

>>12075135
>zombie movie

Good one.

This movie was on the same level as that Legend of Chun Li crap.

They probably could have made that Chun Li movie a big hit if they advertised it like they do Resident Evil, if one piece of shit succeeds why can't the other.

>>12075056 childish "ethnic guide" character > dumb "savage bodyguard" non-character

But don't you see? They're both TERRIBLE. Trying to elevate one on a pedestal compared to the other is at best disingenuous, and more likely shows a complete lack of critical thought.

Also, dinofishmen > hybrid pygmy/bears.

Milla Jovovich is now the world's biggest action star

>>12075208

Assuming you're limiting this to current gen guys, I'm pretty sure Statham is bigger.

Now we just need a movie starring both of them.

I'm still surprised they made three sequels or whatever they are to that horrible piece of shit.

>>12075217
Actually I think the other anon is correct. Milla's movies have made more money - if that's the measure of success.

> RE5: written by TWEETS and in THREEE DEEEE
clearly the pinnacle of cinema.

>>12075245

I was thinking more in a reputation sense.

>>12075239

Well, considering that every movie in the series so far has ended up making approximately 3x its budget, of course they're going to keep making the damn things.

>>12074682

Did you see The Sight? It's supposed to be pretty decent.

>>12074889

That's less her age and more that Milla is kind of funny-looking. The complete package comes together nicely, but if you start looking closely... well, let's just say there's a reason she was cast as an alien in her breakout role.

Did absolutely nothing else come out the same week as Afterlife? That number is ridiculous.

The only way I would see the fifth one is if Leon is in it

>>12075369
Leon would fit SO WELL in the RE movies with his retarded but awesome dialogue and endless backflipping.

>director Paul W.S. Anderson, her husband

WTF MAN??? Fuck, thats almost as bad as Claudia Schiffer marrying Matthew Vaughn.

>>12075356

Also, while we're mounting random irrelevant criticism, god damn woman, stop marrying your boss.

>>12075389
He's Milla's third husband, obviously she isn't very picky. Also I think marrying a 40 year old at 21 made Milla go crazy or something.

>>12075363

I'm Still Here
The Virginity Hit
Heartbreaker
The Romantics
Bran Nue Dae
The Legendary

>>12075389

Director/actor relationships aren't unusual at all. And I understand why that stuff happens so often.

>>12075363
Actually no. It's pretty much the only studio film released this weekend in the US but even so, it's worldwide so even that doesn't explain it.

There is no other explanation other than a lot of people watch these films, not just /v/ nerds.

>>12075424
Well, with a list that crappy it makes more sense.

>>12075378
>>12075369

I do hope to see Leon before the end of the series. And hurrah for backflipping!

>>12075363

It's the least shitty thing to come out for about a month now, actually.

>>12075389
>>12075406

At least she married someone who isn't a colossal hambeast this time.

>>12075217
Transporter Evil

>>12075434
>>12075363

Resident Evil has franchise power, which helps, and it picked a very good opening weekend.

Really though, they're pulling a diverse crowd. When I went to it, I saw more couples over 40 in the audience than I did single 18-20somethings.

Whatever. Im just going to say it. The new RE was the best of the movies. Why? The cheese factor. There was less cheese. The third one was getting there too, but then came the ESP powers and stuff. This movie (While still being a shitty movie) Had SOME good atmosphere that SORT OF looked like a RE game. And I think they ripped off the silent hill movie, in that they used a villian (executioner, pyramid head) Just because he looked cool.

>>12075458

Don't you mean Resident Race, considering those were both Anderson?

>>12075458
>>12075469

Stop teasing me.

I want a Mr. & Mrs. Smith/Knight and Day/True Lies/etc. movie with Statham and Milla.

>>12075465

First movie was the most like a horror film
Second movie was the most like the games
Third movie was the most like The Road Warrior
Fourth movie was the most like The Matrix

They should have Milla in The Expendables 2.

>>12075484

Word.

>>12075469
hadn't made the connection until now.

>>12075484

Maybe. Hard to say. She certainly fits career-wise, but the first one was such a roid-fest that I can't really see Milla's anorexic acrobat flavor fitting in.

>>12075465

It was still pretty fucking cheesy, dude.

>>12075510

Maybe some cameo role or something, I don't know.

>>12075510 anorexic acrobat

At least she was more believable than fucking Ali Larter.

Seriously, when your costar cannot fire BLANKS without visible wrist pain, it's time to either get a different actress or a smaller gun.

>>12075484
>>12075510
>>12075524

Sly spoke about introducing a female member to the Expendables crew...

>>12075549

On the plus side, she is very pretty.

Do I have to have watched any of the earlier movies or played the games to know what's going on in this movie or is it pretty easy to follow in and of itself?

Only RE game I was ever really into was RE4, and I only saw the 1rst movie when it came out.

>>12075600

Indeed.

>>12075616

A lot of Afterlife depends on Extinction plotwise, but the plot is minimal enough that

*The world is pretty much a barren wasteland with very few people left alive
*There are super zombies
*Umbrella made a bunch of clones of Milla
*Milla got psychic powers

Will suffice.

>>12075378
>>12075438
too bad the movies killed Leon off already as mentioned by an article visible in the 2nd movie.

>>12075616
Nah, all you hav to know is that the Umbrella Corporation are dicks and that Milla will rest at nothing to kill them all.

>>12075642
wat

>>12075646
also unlike every single game where the protagonist is a normal person with a gun, Milla is a super psych zombie jesus who stole storm troopers from episode 2

>>12075660
>In September 2006, it was rumored that Leon was to be in the third Resident Evil Film. However, this did not turn out to be true and bringing Leon as a character in the film would contradict released information from Resident Evil: Apocalypse. Screen Gems created a promotional faux newspaper, "The Raccoon City Times", that detailed the background of Jill Valentine, and also included that she was dismissed from the S.T.A.R.S. after the death of her partner, Leon Kennedy.[1]

http://residentevil.wikia.com/Leon_S._Kennedy

>>12075725

And? Being "dead" in these films isn't much of a drawback.

Like another anon said, the movie had some good moments of building up the suspense of a survival horror game.

The sound and music were good, very RE1-ish.

The 3D was better than Avatar, felt very natural, and done really well.

What lacked was a decent plot and better actors. Also just a bit too much slow-mo for my taste.

Also, is this the first movie where Milla doesn't show any skin? I've seen quite a few movies with her, and there was always a breast or a nipple of something. This movie had nothing. Not even a wild underboob!

What I hope for the next movie is more zombie-killing, more suspense, and hopefully no more Millia clones (but I'm pretty sure all died in the beginning anyway)

YET ANOTHER SHITFEST???

Just no.

>>12075739
The last one didn't have any nudity either. It was only with the two first movies.

>>12075208
As far as females go, I'd say Angeline Jolie is a bigger action star than Milla.

How about we say fuck off to them all and make the fifth about Leon, like in RE4.

>>12075771
I've seen RE3 only once so my memory is a bit fuzzy, but in the beginning there's the field test, recreated from the first movie, I think there was some nudity there. And when she finds the clones, they're all naked.

If they were actually talking to the fans on twitter they'd get only people raging over this crap.

>>12075858
Fans of the games, then yes, you'd be right.

There are also fans of the movie

>>12076213

Judging by their respective sales, probably more fans of the movies than the games. Though both are pretty damn big franchises.

How good was the 3d, really?

>>12075424
>>12075363

It all makes sense now.

>>12076899

Excellent. As an added bonus, it (well, and FISH EAT HOOKERS) are the first 3d films to actually have a draw other than being in 3d. Convinced me, at least, that 3d may have a future beyond a techie gimmick.

>>12076950

Good planning was good.

15% Rotten Tomatoes movie is a piece of shit

>>12077065

If you actually read the reviews, most of them are back-handed "my intellectualism prohibits me from actually enjoying this" recommendations.

>>12074864
>The fact that these films just take thematic elements, characters and monsters from the franchise rather than following the games more closely is why they're actually tolerable and fun.

Look at how Silent Hill turned out. A big piece of fucking bullshit. It would've been better if there had been no Red Pyramid Thing and it followed the plot of the first game exclusively.

>>12077179

Two key differences there:

A. Silent Hill actually has passable writing, so actually using the source material ISN'T a recipe for disaster.
B. You're exaggerating how bad it was.

>>12077282
One of the best things the movie has is delicious Radha Mitchell, but it's not very good as an adaptation. It took elements from the first three games to make the story, and things just don't add up. The director should've just opted for making a movie for each game instead or something. I really wanted to see the Incubus in the end, and I was disappoint. It would've been infinitely creepier if the whole Cult thing would've gone more closely with the first game's depiction, and then have the Incubus appear in the end.

>>12075642 too bad the movies killed Leon off already as mentioned by an article visible in the 2nd movie.
I heard it was bad tacos
...
IT WAS THE HEAAAAT OF THE MOMENT

Leon's dead?

Meh, resurrection/cloning h4x. Will make as much sense as anything else.

To be honest, it wasn't nearly as bad as I expected.
The action was dynamic, they made good use of the 3D, and they didn't do anything horrifically retarded (i.e. making Nemesis Alice's love interest). And I've got to give props to Anderson for doing a reasonable job of Wesker, instead of the car crash I expecting.

On the downside: questionable acting, a basic and highly predictable plot, and endless slow-motion sequences.

Also:

>Alice in the shower block
>Awesome. Another naked Milla scene.
>doesn't get naked
>whatthefuckamiwatching.

>>12077628
>my face when the heat of the moment showed in your eyes

Afterlife was really really entertaining. I was very much pleasantly surprised and enjoyed myself. If it had been anything like Extinction I would have been done.

>>12077725
showing her naked would have been predictable. plus we already know how she looks without clothes.

>Milla Jovovich Says Resident Evil 5 is Happening

I'm glad I stopped watching after the first one.

This is literally what will happen:

>Jill: Leon, I thought you were dead
>Leon: That's what I wanted you to think

>>12077807
fuck I hope so. Jensen Ackles would make RE5 fucking awesome.

>>12077778

True, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't mind seeing it again.
The other thing that got me:

>Starring Wentworth Miller
>Starts the movie in a prison cell
>type-casting is a bitch

Good lord, they're barely even like the games anymore.

>>12077828
>be a nigger
>Starts the movie in a prison cell
>type-casting is a bitch

>>12077807

>Jill: LEON?!?

>Leon: I died in a crash two years ago, is that what they told you?

>Jill: More like 15 years ago but whatever. YOU'RE the one who kidnapped Ashley!

>Leon: You catch on fast, as expected.

>>12075725 Screen Gems created a promotional faux newspaper, "The Raccoon City Times", that detailed the background of Jill Valentine, and also included that she was dismissed from the S.T.A.R.S. after the death of her partner, Leon Kennedy.
Did they ever find the body?! No! Leon was merely thought among the dead. He was lost in the chaos, had to go underground, or some such shit. No need for any cloning shit.

Not that I want another character dragged into this cluster fuck, but.. just saying.

Ugh. I'm going to play REmake, then RE2&3. Shit's depressing.

You can't see it, but I'm miming a jerk off motion

I'm shocked to my core this made that much

Also shocked that people are giving some compliments here

>>12077828
>Look I want to help you get out of prison but I just don't know how to do it. Luckily a buddy of mine is an expert on getting out of prison. Queue Scofield.
I kinda liked it.

>>12077828

Heh.

Still, as little as Chris did, it was worth having him around just so that we had someone on screen who was, you know, ACTING. Milla can sort of act but she's more of a "dominating screen charisma" type, and Ali sure as hell wasn't acting.

>>12077855
REmake/1 > RE3 > RE4,5,2 > shit > RE0 > RECV

>>12077893
but she had a pretty sweet Quick Time Event.

So.. who's gonna end up in this movie as Ashley shouting "LEON! HAAAAAAALP!" ?

>>12077893
I'd say REmake > 2 = 3 > 4 > 5 > 1 > CV

Haven't even played CV.

>>12077938
>Haven't even played CV.

Uh, I mean Zero.

>>12077893

I didn't mind his acting. The scenario just made me laugh.
I agree with you on the Ali Larter thing. She did nothing apart from look vaguely bewildered.

>>12077923

True that.

Also I find it hilarious that we have movies imitating Quick Time Events, when QTEs are themselves designed to imitate movies.

>>12077932
Isn't she dead since the world is a barren wasteland?

>>12077938
>>12077902
Even though I agree with some being better than others RE is probably one of the only franchise where every game I enjoyed to some degree.

Mario and MGS are the others.

WTF is umberella even doing anymore, do they know, do the film makers know?

>>12077880

I went into it expecting crap with gimmicky 3d and got something that was actually pretty damn entertaining and had absolutely gorgeous visuals. It's not exactly good, but it's better than there was any reasonable expectation of it being.

>>12078090
Pretty sure Wesker ate Umbrella.

I just feel Resident Evil became Ultraviolet with the same poor CG and shitty violence

It should be called Infrared.

I'm gonna watch anyways cus she is hot, and it's no use raging about producers that fuck great things up, those fuckers.

>>12078131
sometimes he gets it right.

>>12078129
>>12078129
>Infrared.

That would be an awesome name for a sequel!

>>12078131

Other than the bit about Inception, I have to agree. Armond's overstating the matter because he's an unapolgetic drama whore, but just take a look at the RT page and you'll see several screenfuls of blurbs that boil down to "it's pretty and entertaining and enjoyable and LOW BROW CRAP", and, well, the fanboys pretty much speak for themselves here.

>>12078131
Why is Avatar so loved? I was kinda bored by it. And no James I did not want to fap to Nefertiti

>>12078214

Because the audiences loved the 3d and the critics loved Cameron's cock.

>>12078131
ahahahaha
keep on keeping on, Armond

>>12078131
wait what?

The thing I don't get about Armond White is that he simultaneously decries nihilism and applauds Neveldine-Taylor.

>>12078306

He's also simultaneously the most pretentious prick in the industry and one of the few people who defends B movies.

>>12077961 Also I find it hilarious that we have movies imitating Quick Time Events, when QTEs are themselves designed to imitate movies.
A vicious circle.

Which reminds me.. what the fuck was A Perfect Circle doing in this fucking shitfest? I used to like them.

>>12078406 He's also simultaneously the most pretentious prick in the industry and one of the few people who defends B movies.
Yet is also worse than Ebert when it comes to bashing video games. It's odd, he defends music videos as art and is a big fan of those, but badmouths video games and users the same "this movie is a video game" line like some critics call a movie "a music video".

>>12078762

A Perfect Circle was never good.

>>12078841
Second

So.. so many shit films later.

The plot and its characters absolutely raped.

No redemption for it.

NOW he's asking what the fans want?

Fuck off.

>>12078870

The plot was asking for it.

>>12074542
>it's probably going to be one of the first movies where we really talk to fans to see what they want
Cue:
-Dead Alice
-No more sooper dooper karate bullshit
-Survival Horror, not Matrix with zombies
-An actually scary film? Hmm? Would that be so hard?
-More Wesker
-More zombie apocalypse
-No Alice (did I mention she dies horribly after waking up from a dream?)
-Dead Alice
-Dead Alice
-Dead Alice

>and what characters they want to see
HOW ABOUT SOME MORE FROM THE FUCKING GAMES YOU FUCKTARDS?

>>12078841 A Perfect Circle was never good.
Meh. They were never a huge favorite, but I found them enjoyable. Eh. I'm not too surprised. Hell, Linkin Park is doing fucking Transformers. I liked them for a bit, but I got sick of them real fast. Fuck, couldn't turn on a radio without hearing them.

>>12078911 dead alice

Well, that one's not happening. There are far more people who would be pissed at her not being included than that she was.

everyone better be requesting jensen ackles as leon kennedy.

>>12078911
>Survival horror, not Matrix with zombies
>More Wesker

Does not compute.

>>12078911 actually scary

Woah, hold on now. Nobody wants to the films diverge THAT much from the source material!

>>12078911

I find it hilarious that you'd complain about the films being "The Matrix with zombies" when the games have "Escape From L.A. with zombies".

>>12078933 everyone better be requesting jensen ackles as leon kennedy.
Fuck that. I like both the actor and character too much to throw them into this shitfest of a movie series. A friend was getting excited about the possibility, but I told her it wasn't worth it considering how badly they might use the character. Just imagine the Mary Sue bullshit would Alice do to punch him down some pegs.

>>12079021 I find it hilarious that you'd complain about the films being "The Matrix with zombies" when the games have "Escape From L.A. with zombies".
Yeah, but imagine if they remake Escape From L.A. as The Matrix. It's still a whole different tone so doing that is still wrong.

>>12078762
Maynard and Milla are kind of close these days. See - a lot of Puscifer songs.

>>12079137

It might be "wrong" but it's still far better than escape from LA, and that's where the fanboy logic falls apart.

>>12079119
chris wasn't that bad. don't be a drama llama.

>>12079137
Oh DAMN YOU.
Somewhere out there, a TV producer just thought that up.

>>12079021
>Escape From L.A. with zombies
lol wtfrusmoking.jpg.tiff

>>12079322

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrQOBcFfEj0

Good stuff.

>Wesker only says "Chris" once in the entire movie
>doesn't scream it
>iamsonotfuckingokaywiththis

Was I the only one who winced when Alice threw out those awesome revolvers?

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

>>12080875

Were those the same ones Wesker was using in the base?

Bump because I don't want to make a new REA thread.

>my face when fanboys pretend the writing in the games is good

The real question is, are the Resident Evil films better films than the Resident Evil games are games?

>>12082460
I laughed at that comment, too
retardseverywhere.jpg

>>12082498

Depends on the film and game in question.

One things for certain though: whichever franchise you're discussing, RE4 is the best.

Alice > Jill.

This is the longest-lasting thread I've seen on /tv/ in a long fucking time. Or at least the longest one not involves pornstars.

>>12083108
This isn't even 24 hours yet. We had a 36 hour Mad Men thread last week.

>>12083108
there was a 50+ hour juliet from lost thread the other day
also some legend of the seeker threads lasted weeks back in the day.

>>12083157

That's pretty far back in the day though.

>>12083157
not weeks, but 70+ hours.

>>12083108
You've never seen the Legend of the Seeker threads then

>>12082460 >my face when fanboys pretend the writing in the games is good
I wouldn't argue that it's better than the movies. Just.. different. I'm not looking for a fucking Mamet screenplay, but it should match the games better than it does.

its cause of us fans who spend are hard earn fucking money on these games your people get to see these shit movies . fucking hollywood cant make nothing right and if they cant dont fucking make it at all , bitch slap to the real fans who made this shit what it is .
ps the movies are fucking bad and u should feel bad seeing them .
rageeee

>>12083588

The movies are better movies than the games would be. And the games are more popular because of the movies. Win win situation, really.

why would they give alice telekenetic powers?
it was a stupid idea and i think they realised it and made a way of her loosing those powers in this movie

>>12083935

Better question: Why NOT give her psychic powers?

>>12084606

They kind of break the plot. They handled them pretty well in this film, having them + her clones be enough to force Umbrella out of hiding and then forcing her back to normal, but it was kind of to the point of removing all threat.

I wonder how Chris, Claire, and Alice will fight the Umbrella army off.

>>12086120

PSYCHIC POWERS.

Or maybe we're looking at a teamup plot and umbrella's decided not to be COMPLETELY braindead any more.

Why is Los Angeles on fire and smoking after 5 years of zombies?

RE1 was the best, even good if only because of the soundtrack and the appearance of zombies. and it's setting.

>>12086179

zombies broke into a new gas station by accident. Hell if I know.

Did anyone think of Akira when this happened?

>>12086193
>RE1 was the best, even good if only because of the soundtrack and the appearance of zombies. and it's setting.
>soundtrack was comprised of slipknot music

I think I'm starting to understand why /tv/ loves these series of movies now

>>12086241
I thought DBZ.

>>12086259

Because watching pretty people kill monsters is entertaining?

Afterlife is best, deal brotha.

>>12086269
>michelle rodriguez
>pretty

think I'm starting to understand why /tv/ loves Avatar now

>>12086305

Meh, she's OK.

I meant Milla, Ali, and Sienna.

>>12086351
yup noone cares faggot

>>12086259

Unpretentious fun. Why else would you watch them.

4 was SO STUPID. And that is taking into consideration has silly the other 3 were. . . They should have ended it here.

You guys can't deny this. Best part of the movie was easily the part where the baller guy jumps on the end of the fucking plane. I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard in a movie theater.

>>12083108
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>>12083157

Don't forget the screenplay thread.

>>12086241 Did anyone think of Akira when this happened?
YES. I was IMing a friend who sent me a link to watch the cam, who watched it earlier, and MST3King it with him. I was like:
> so Wesker caused Neo Tokyo? Akira gonna sue somebody

>>12086413

This was less stupid that two or three by far.

Your tastes have probably changed.

did wesker really died? I think that Jack krasuer might be in the next movie.

Oh what the shit.

She's married to Anderson now? I thought she was with Luc Besson.

Now I realise this bitch just whores herself out to Directors for roles.

>>12089328

You could see his parachute as the black guy was coming out of the tunnel, so yeah, he's probably still around.

>>12089367

She's been with Anderson for quite some time actually.

I guess this installment proves that ripping off the matrix is now a safe bet when choreographing shoot outs.

>>12089390

Yes, seven years to be exact.

>>12089421

Like that hasn't been the case for years?

The bit where they were crawling through the tunnel caked with zombie flesh was probably the best scene.

30 hours. Not bad. Should I take the length of the thread as a recommendation?

>>12090813
I haven't seen it but I will recommend it to you since RE is the shit

Christ After Life sucked shit out of a niggers asshole.

this movie was fucking shit. i actually complained afterward and got my money back

only remotely good part was the 3D in the beginning action scene. the rest of the movie was absolute garbage, even for a popcorn flick

>>12091074
What a low life scumbag you are.
I haven't seen or really want to see this movie as well as steal other movies, but this, wow. You're a fucking prick.

Wait, someone itt is defending these shitty movies?

They are practically Uwe Boll level straight to dvd horseshit.

It has nothing to do with staying true to the games, the movies are bad on their own.

Good, they're more entertaining than the games which have sucked for a long ass time. Even RE4.