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    356 KB Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:41 No.12033541  
    Oh God, oh God... What did I just watch? How can I erase this from my memory.

    My friend wanted me to go. I've seen the others (all terrible apart from the first - which is still bad itself) but thought I'd give it a try.

    Are you really supposed to laugh during intense action scenes? I just couldn't get over how silly it looked.

    The 3D though was amazing. Better than Avatar in my opinion. Shame the movie part was terrible.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:43 No.12033556
    How does Wesker die? I have to know. If I see this, I want to be prepared so I don't vomit.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:43 No.12033557
    >3D was amazing
    >movie was terrible

    Just like Avatar!
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:44 No.12033567
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    There was an English chick in the movie for some of it. Her real name is Kacey Barnfield.

    Can anyone guess how and why she was cast? Anyone?
    Her scenes were a struggle to watch.
    >> Saetre !!GGfD/L/6IX9 09/10/10(Fri)17:44 No.12033568
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    You need to find new friends.

    Was Scofield horrible in it by the way?
    I've heard he's the worst part of the movie.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:45 No.12033588
    Haven't seen it... Skipped out on the 3rd one... First one was so-so, 2nd one kinda sucked.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:45 No.12033589
    >>12033556

    Wesker
    Activates a self destruct on the base while he escapes but Alice sneakily puts the self destruct on his escape plane instead. So he kills himself.

    Although it looked kinda like he parachuted out when it exploded.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:46 No.12033593
    I just hate how the movies (especially the recent ones) seem to pick the odd bits out of the games and wedge them into their stupid storyline.
    From the trailer, this just seems like more Alice vs Umbrella shit, with various bits of RE5 stuck in.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:46 No.12033604
    >>12033568
    If you liked Wentworth Miller in Prison Break you'll be in luck. He plays the exact same character but with a deeper voice.

    >He can't act basically.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:48 No.12033634
    >>12033589
    GOD DAMN IT.

    That is so lazy. It took a volcano, a plane crash, and TWO ROCKETS TO THE HEAD to kill him in the games. At least she doesn't kickbox him to death.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:49 No.12033644
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    Boris Kodjoe from JJ Abrams' upcoming 'Undercovers' was this movies token nigger.
    He acted normal at first, but then started with the same 'ol 'Hell yeah!' crap.
    >> Saetre !!GGfD/L/6IX9 09/10/10(Fri)17:49 No.12033646
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    >>12033604

    Fichtner made him look bad in Prison Break.

    He was definitely the best actor on the show.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:50 No.12033655
    >>12033634
    I'm not really sure how, or why you would think what you put in spoilers is any better.

    Sounds like Sylar-level retarded bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:50 No.12033659
    how would you rate the movie?(1-10)
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:51 No.12033668
    >>12033646

    >Best actor on any show in which he appears

    Fix'd.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:51 No.12033675
    If this movie doesn't contain copious amounts of "CHRISSSSS", it isn't worthy.
    That's a thought, is Chris even in this?
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:51 No.12033676
    >>12033634
    Oh no, that's only after the big fight with Wesker.

    Alice stabs him in the head, shoots his mouth (RE 5 tenticle style) with a shotgun. Chris and Claire fight him in hand to hand combat, but he teleports everywhere like in the game. Finally they get him down and empty a whole handgun clip EACH into him.[/spiler]
    >> Yotsuba&! 09/10/10(Fri)17:52 No.12033699
    >>12033675
    Are you paying attention?
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:53 No.12033703
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    Also Sons of Anarchy fans. Prepare to see Tig reduced to a silly mini-villain - whom you don't even get to see die, you just hear it.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:53 No.12033708
    >>12033675
    Yes, Wentworth Miller is playing him.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:53 No.12033711
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    i saw earlier today the rating did not have nudity like all 3 previous films.

    if there's no naked Milla, what's the point?
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:53 No.12033713
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    >>12033675
    CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST!

    So I looked this up on IMDB and there's talk of two or three more movies? What is this bullshit? I thought they were done! I thought this was gonna be the last!
    >> Saetre !!GGfD/L/6IX9 09/10/10(Fri)17:54 No.12033716
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    >>12033668

    I just want my Bank Manager movie already.

    >DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE STEALING FROM?!
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:54 No.12033720
    >>12033699

    Not really. Discussions on poorly adapted video game movies make me slow.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:54 No.12033724
    >>12033676
    I all wanted out of this movie was for Wesker to act like fucking Albert Wesker, sounds like ima get my moneys worth
    >> Yotsuba&! 09/10/10(Fri)17:55 No.12033728
    >>12033676
    Ammunition = Coins.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:55 No.12033734
    What was the reveal in the credits?
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:55 No.12033740
    >>12033668

    agreed
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:55 No.12033741
    >>12033659
    About a 5.5/10 I think would be fair.

    The action scenes were good, if however highly implausible and over the top. The 3D effects were good too, they didn't half-ass that.

    The acting was terrible though and the plot... lol what plot.

    Milla Jovovich seemed to be wearing tonnes of eye shadow too. In EVERY scene. Big black stuff. Make up artist was going for that panda look.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:55 No.12033744
    >>12033655
    Of course it's retarded. Resident Evil has ALWAYS been retarded and over the top. The movies are the same, only in a Mary Sue way, which I find more obnoxious. That they'd suddenly tone that down in the eleventh hour and decide, "Hey, maybe we should show some restraint" is kind of baffling.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:56 No.12033751
    what was sienna guilloty's part?
    >> Yotsuba&! 09/10/10(Fri)17:56 No.12033761
    >>12033720
    Understandable.
    It's Wentworth Miller who plays as Chris.
    Sounds like the Chris we all know from the video game series, just hardly looks like him.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:58 No.12033773
    >>12033761
    Chris has always been kind of a non-entity in the games, anyway. In each of his appearances, it's like he's been campaigning to get his picture in the dictionary next to the word "milquetoast." Now, if they try to do Leon in these movies and they fuck him up, I'll be upset.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)17:58 No.12033782
    >>12033724
    The Wesker scenes are spot on from the game. The actor doesn't deliver the lines very well but you get what you pay for.

    He is superhuman and quite arrogant.

    Best part of the movie is the Alice/Claire/Chris vs Wesker fight. Shame it only lasts about 5mins.

    >>12033734
    Reveal during the credits was Jill Valentine (same actress as before) wearing the battlesuit from RE5 and a mind control device on her chest (just like the game). Also sporting blonde hair. She's ordering some Umbrella soldiers around who're about to fight Alice & co when it ends.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:00 No.12033793
    Here is the Jill scene for those asking what she did and what happened during the credits.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFuufApwS4Y
    >> Yotsuba&! 09/10/10(Fri)18:00 No.12033799
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    >>12033751
    She was at the END of the movie.
    To show the next movie. She was playing as Resident Evil 5's Jill (Battlesuit).

    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:01 No.12033802
    So, this is supposed to be based off RE5 right?
    It's difficult to tell with the movies, especially after they built up their stupid telekinetic army plot line.
    It's got wesker, chris, jill, the executioner and weird mouth tentacles, so I guess it's RE5.

    There best be niggers though. I want my zombie niggers.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:01 No.12033803
    >>12033751
    She appears only during the credits, like:

    >the credits stop
    >Jill scene
    >credits continue
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:03 No.12033832
    >>12033711
    >if there's no naked Milla, what's the point?
    We've seen EVERYTHING but the inside of Milla, so apparently she doesn't want to show any more now that she's 35.

    And I do mean everything.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:03 No.12033833
    >>12033773

    And he has to say "you're small time."

    If he doesn't say that, he isn't Leon.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:04 No.12033848
    >>12033802
    The only thing I can safely say it's based from is the desire for Paul WS Anderson to have Milla Jovovich NEVER leave him.

    They throw some RE5 stuff in this one. The ganado type zombies (which is never fully explained). Also the executioner is in it. He aparently just wanders the streets of LA and knocks down gates that are blocking his path.

    Again, he's never explained. He's just 'there'.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:06 No.12033871
    Youve got to be shitting me.

    I left right at the beginning of the credits because I was pissed off, then I miss DAT ASS?

    Fuck sake.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:07 No.12033883
    >>12033848

    Well if they haven't explained the gonado's it gives me hope that RE4 will escape Anderson's grasp.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:07 No.12033888
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    Milla Jovovich nude, for those that care.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:08 No.12033894
    >it takes several games before Wesker finally dies
    >they make it take only one movie and give him the most moronic death ever

    FUCKING HOLLYWOOD
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:10 No.12033922
    >>12033883
    Wesker kind of implies that he's been experimenting on people, but the sheer amount of zombies in this which are ganado variants implies he's been doing it for years - which he couldn't have been.

    K-Mart makes a VERY small appearance from RE 3 Extinction.

    Dunno what else there is to say. Oh Alice loses her powers - but that doesn't make one bit of difference.

    >Captcha - Alice's benfink
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:11 No.12033931
    >>12033589

    Tell me "died" screaming CHRISSSSS!

    Please, give me that.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:11 No.12033934
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    The other Milla nude photo.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:13 No.12033958
    >>12033922

    Good. That telekinetic idea was fucking stupid.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:13 No.12033964
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    >>12033922

    >>Ive been experimenting on people.
    >>Its cool though, they are all still inexplainably ok!
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:14 No.12033980
    >>12033964
    Where can I get a chair with a built-in keyboard?
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:16 No.12034007
    The dumbest thing about the series was Alice's powers.

    Ok, so Umbrella captures her once, and gives her superhuman powers. Then she fucks them over.

    Then they catch her again, give her fucking telekinetic powers, and get fucked over.

    Then they clone her, and get fucked over...again.

    I pretty sure the Umbrella of the games wasn't this stupid.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:17 No.12034012
    >>12033964
    He does sit in that chair and explain it all too. Well, he says
    The T-virus is taking over, I'm having trouble controlling it. So I've been 'consuming' people's DNA in an effort to stop the process.

    "But it has failed. So far you're the only one that has been sucessfully bonded to the T-virus. So I brought you here so I can consume YOU".

    Seriously, something like that.
    >> Yotsuba&! 09/10/10(Fri)18:22 No.12034070
    >>12033871
    Not JUST dat ass, DAT CLEAVAGE also!
    All I could fucking stare at, damn.

    I hope in the next movie, we see more of her ass and cleavage - just like in the game. Jill is my favourite character and playing as her in her battlesuit was awesome. Watching her ass move when she did was amazing.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:23 No.12034084
    I like the idea of removing Alice's superhuman. at least, shes not slicing zombies anymore and rely more on guns firepower.

    The movie got, survival element, still abit over the top, wesker fight was spot on! 3D is great, prolly the only live-action 3d done right so far.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:24 No.12034094
    >>12034070
    The actress has aged REALLY badly though. In RE Apocalypse she looked kinda hot. Now she looks about 45.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:24 No.12034102
    >>12034070
    You have no idea how fervently I wish that the next RE game as her as a main character again.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:25 No.12034106
    So from what I'm hearing, Alice loses her superpowers, but it makes absolutely no difference because she's still super-powered, anyway?

    I assume the only reason they took those powers away was to give her ANOTHER reason to angst, and nothing else.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:26 No.12034126
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    >>12034102
    She could team up with Leon and have ridiculous European intrigue adventures. She hasn't worked with him before, and he'd probably mack on her.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:27 No.12034138
    >>12034106
    I didnt see her done any superhuman after the removal.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:28 No.12034152
    Leon should appear as the next main in RE movies, seems umbrella isnt even finished.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:29 No.12034157
    >>12034152
    BITE YOUR TONGUE! They'll butt rape him! You KNOW they will!
    >> Yotsuba&! 09/10/10(Fri)18:30 No.12034183
    >>12034102
    It would be amazing.
    Looking forward to Resident Evil: Revelations for the 3DS. Jill and Chris!
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:31 No.12034186
    >>12034152
    Well, they had Jill, my favorite RE character, appear in the 2nd movie and made her absolutely pointless in comparison with how all powerful Alice was.

    So, enjoy having the same thing happen with Leon if he shows up.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:31 No.12034192
    >>12034106
    She looses her super powers but still while everyone runs away she stays to fight. She does all these over the top impossible stunts that would break so many bones.

    So apart from the super'powers' she is still almost unbeatable.
    >> Yotsuba&! 09/10/10(Fri)18:32 No.12034206
    >>12034084
    Yeah, I was also pleased to see her without her 'powers'.

    Wesker removes them and just as he's about to blow her fucking brains out, he allows for her to have her last words; "Thank you for making me human again."

    Then the fucking plane crashes and she survives the fucking explosion. The fuck?
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:34 No.12034227
    >>12034102
    She'll be in Resident Evil Revelations.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:36 No.12034240
    >>12034227
    Eh, it's a portable spin-off.

    I just want more main series.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:37 No.12034247
    GRACE RANDOLPH REVIEWS RE AFTERLIFE.
    (She works for Marvel)

    Her best quote in the review.
    "The series has also always stayed loyal to the video game it was based on,"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dERMKd9DK3k
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:37 No.12034251
    >>12034206
    >"Thank you for making me human again."

    Oh yeah, thank you for making me a weak human again, that's great, thanks.
    This is so stupid "HURR I LOST MY HUMANITY IM SO DEEEEEEP"
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:39 No.12034276
    >>12034251
    I don't think being a T-Virus monster is as fun as it looks.

    I bet Alice always wants to cannibalize the people around her.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:40 No.12034283
    >>12034206
    maybe, after the injection, the power removal slowly took an effect!? like 5 mins? plane crashed was a sudden event.

    come on now, who watches this for the plot?!
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:40 No.12034288
    >>12034247

    >The series has also always stayed loyal to the video game it was based on

    This person has never played the games.
    >> Yotsuba&! 09/10/10(Fri)18:42 No.12034298
    >>12034251
    Exactly. She still ends up kicking ass as if nothing happened.
    >> Yotsuba&! 09/10/10(Fri)18:43 No.12034316
    >>12034283
    I do watch it for the plot.
    It all happened so fast.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:44 No.12034317
    same goes to how Leon kicks ass of everything with no superpowers.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:44 No.12034324
    I'm not in it for the acting or plot. All I want is a decent action movie with proper 3D.

    Based on that, how is it? I intend to go see it tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:45 No.12034337
    >>12034317

    Just a hatred of high pitched dwarves, and a love of blonde schoolgirls.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:46 No.12034355
    >>12034324
    The action is a pitful K-Mart version of the Matrix. Save yourself the cash.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:48 No.12034378
    >>12034247
    That review is terrible. What is she thinking? Obviously paid to say those things.
    >> The Axe !jDc8w1S.mg 09/10/10(Fri)18:48 No.12034382
    >>12034247

    Fucking nerds.

    Only normal person there was the hipster in the hat.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:51 No.12034413
    >>12034324
    Action and 3D are superb. If you don't care about acting or plot then it's awesome.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:51 No.12034429
    >>12033799
    >>12033803
    wat

    Godfuckingdammit. A naked Milla and Sienna Guillory is all I wanted from this film.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:51 No.12034431
    >>12034276
    thats hot
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:54 No.12034467
    So... isn't the world aside from Tokyo a desolate desert wasteland now? Where does the film take place?
    >> Yotsuba&! 09/10/10(Fri)18:58 No.12034516
    >>12034324
    Personally, I thought it was better than the others.
    I'd pay to see it again just for the action. Some parts had me on the edge of my seat and I noticed a two things that seemed to picture Resident Evil 5.

    I noticed a blood splatter behind Alice that looked exactly like the 5 logo and when Alice kills one of the dogs with a sheet of glass, it's the same shape as the Africa logo. Maybe I'm just seeing things but I wouldn't have noticed without playing the game.

    But yeah, go see it. You'll be suprised how different it is from the other films.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)18:58 No.12034524
    >>12034467
    The Tokyo stuff takes place in the prologue. Before the outbreak began.

    Then you see Tokyo pretty much destroyed and a mess with Umbrella having a huge city size complex under the city.

    The rest of the movie takes place mainly on a rooftop of a jail in Los Angeles.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)19:04 No.12034590
    >>12034524
    >The rest of the movie takes place mainly on a rooftop of a jail in Los Angeles.

    Okay, you made me lol. Be serious now.

    What's up with the deserts and shit?
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)19:05 No.12034599
    >>12033793

    THEY PLAY THE OUTSIDER DURING THE CREDITS!? I MAD
    >> Yotsuba&! 09/10/10(Fri)19:06 No.12034604
    >>12034590
    The world was affected by the outbreak.
    Hence why everything is nigger territory.
    >> Anonymous 09/10/10(Fri)19:14 No.12034684
    >>12034599
    I just don't give a shit anymore when Hollywood puts APC songs into movies.

    Although, hearing the damn song in dolby digital was awesome as fuck. I wish I could afford a pimping sound system.



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