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09/08/10(Wed)19:29 No.12007325When
famous movie directors Michael Bay and M. Night Shyamalan announced
they were in a homossexual relationship and planned to adopt a child, no
one could imagine that his child, who they named Michael Night
Shyamalabay, would grow up to direct one of the finest movies of the
year. But there is "The Henchman and the Ensemble Darkhorse", proving to
us the talent of the newcomer director.
The movie is centered
arround Christopher Walken. No, not one of his characters, but the
actual actor. Having gone trough a dry spell at the box office, Walken
decides to reinvent himself by writing and directing a feature film all
by himself. At first, he settles for a straightfoward action flick
starring Harrison Ford and Liam Neeson as the leads of an ensemble cast
that also includes Ellen Page, Will Smith, Robert Downey Jr. and Gary
Oldman.
Walken, however, is unsatisfied with the final product
and, in an attempt to improve his pitch, decides to brainstorm ideas for
it while under the influence of alcohol and marijuana. Walken's
hallucinations about the movie take form before our eyes, in the form of
several, unconnected sequences of the movie which Walken appears to be
imagining.
The movie Walken imagines doesn't have a defined plot,
and, it it has, his dreams don't give us any hints of what it is. The
first hallucination of the troubled actor is a violent discussion
between Harrison Ford and Gary Oldman over a certain branch of cereals,
which turns in a feature-lenght fight, with Wire-Fu, Slow-Motion,
Kung-Fu and superpowers. After they're settled, they start eating anew
as if nothing has happened.
In addition, we are given several
scenes where Jackie Chan (again, the real actors) appears in the movie
and has sex with all its cast members, full frontal nudity included. It
is not for the faint of heart, especially the sex scene with Ellen Page,
which envolves sadomasochism. |
