the musical?

Hahaha, oh my god. Look at those jackasses.

>moderation

ID on the girl? She's fine from where I'm sitting from

inb4
4chan: The film.

LOL WOW


4CHAN HAS JUMPED THE FUCKING SHARK.

GOOD JOB. I AM LEAVING THIS FOREVER.

They sure look badass.

Someone needs to shop that into a movie poster NOW

>Christopher "moot" Poole created 4chan, an online community where people are free to be wrong. Now big investors want a piece of his ideas.
>Now big investors want a piece of his ideas.

Moot sure is gangly for a deity

also: 5 mods sounds about right.

>do photoshoot with 4chan creator moot
>have some guys in disguises in the background to represent the "anonymity" of 4chan
>don't use the EFG mask.

>other people besides Moot.
>implying I give a fuck.
>but it might make a decent action movie, action movies should have at least one girl.
>kinda tired of action movies though...

>>11755796
They're not "some guys", they're the mods.

>>11755763
No you're not.

You're coming back day after day and you know it.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>11755730

That's supposed to represent anonymous you jackass and they obviously look like models in comparison to moot.

Did anyone notice moot's staring a new "online community" this Fall called "Canvas"?

What's that about?

>>11755730

Damn those are some hotties.

they look like the biodome five

so much fail in one picture

Canvas

secret project hush hush hush kiss kiss

>>11755821

>>11755817
Maybe finally trying to make money as opposed to this money pitt of a site.

>>11755821
OH BOY

Moot needs to be wearing a suit and sitting in a big swiveling armchair with like his foot propped up on one knee and holding a wine glass.

Nobody knows nothing about the girl? Not even a nickname

So that means that 4chan is moderated by a bunch of 20-22 y/o faggots? I'm fucking dissapoint.

i think they all need to be wearing tighter pants

especially m00tykins

>>11755817
Didn't he get a shitload of money to do that?

>>11755821

Hipsters gonna hip

>>11755847
Says he got $650,000 startup cash from investors.

>5 mods
Oh boy. Here we fucking go...

Who's the female?

almost time to move from here.

LOL nice shoes

They probably all have gay sex together while the girl watches.

>>11755859

>>11755821
Could you ban some of the tripfags while you're here?

4chan has only five mods.

I want my secret club back!

>>11755869
You don't tell him about me.

Feels good to know I could physically dominate the entire moderation team at once. I'm not sure why that feels good, as it is unlikely to ever come to that. Still, it's good to know.

>>11755821
<3.

Where's the fat weebo /sp/ mod?

>>11755821

This place would be more popular if the chick was the face of 4chon

>>11755857
that would be maddy, newfag

To a first-time visitor, /b/ may not seem very promising at all. Aside from the sheer quantity of tastelessness that courses through its message threads, they present a wall of endlessly recycled inside references, catchphrases, and fragmentary punch lines, the briefest sampling of which will baffle: "herp derp," "newfag,

>>11755898
>implying she could be hotter than mootykins.
closetfag detected.

>>11755878
I love you Abatap. Don't ever stop being you.

MOOT#FAGGOT

>>11755888

I am /sp/ mod and I am in this pic without my guitar.

>>11755885

Fixed!

>>11755919
How can I become at least a /tv/-only mod?

>>11755919
Mods don't post on /tv/ at all, ever. I'm calling shenanigans.

Also moot really can't do a "bad ass" arms crossed pose.

eh, this is a much more realistic portrayal

>>11755922
haha.

Moot is waaaaaaaaaaaay too skinny. She needs to start drinking a whole GOMAD, doing his squats and eating his oats.

>>11755878
how come your still here butthead?

since no nickname has surfaced, I'm just gonna call her Sweettits

>if 4chan is the id of the Internet, then "Google is kind of like the ego, and Facebook is kind of like the superego." If that's so, then there's only one way the trend toward radical transparency won't end up killing the Internet's soul: if we can leave the light of all that openness every now and then to spend some time in the shadows where the crazy lives.

>>11755919
MOD FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK IF YOU CHANGE /SP/'S BACKGROUND TO A PICTURE OF TONY ROMO I WILL WORSHIP YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

>>11755931
Hey, fuck you, if anyone should be it, it should be me. I never shitpost.

I wonder what canvas is? Sounds like some kind of art or drawing collab board.

>>11755919
Are you the mod that posted yesterday about Scott Pilgrim? I'm just curious.

Chris, you awkward motherfucker...

>>11755919
invisibro??

>>11755942
Problem?

Look at those badly grown moustaches.

>>11755956

FUCK YEAH SCOTT PILGRIM

>>11755919
you should make this thread a sticky. /tv/ loves stickies!

Moderation team member, can you honestly tell us how often one of you is on /tv/?

Is it just when you feel like it or do you have a rota or what?

>>11755953
>implying I ever shipost

>>11755959
I think it's ALTERNATIVE

the sunglasses wearing people are obviously just models hired for the particular shoot. yet more magnificent trolling from moot.

>>11755919

SMELL MY FEET!

>>11755953
You throw tantrums and get too butthurt to be a mod.

>>11755961
Just wondering how you managed to get out of that ban.

Now, make like a tree..... and get out of here

are those actual mods? or just posed for the pics? that girl mod is quite fetching. maybe it's the shadows but still.

>>11755968
That's all you do, you Omskian motherfucker.

I recall a female mod posting on /b/ a few years ago who admitted she slept with moot, and that he's really shy but nice.

/tv/ doesn't need a mod it just needs a janitor, one who actually understands the board and don't just turn up once a week fresh from /a/ and start deleting everything

>>11755983

Only 2 mods in the pic.

>>11755973

this. that dude on the left is way too muscular to have anything to do with 4chan.

>>11755982
Have you ever heard about dynamic ip adresses, retard?

I am not really sure what to make of this.

>>11755998

Couple new janitors coming "soon" (whenever moot gets around to it)

THEY'RE ALL HIPSTERS
AND THEY LIVE IN NEW YORK

totally going on a kill mission now.

so much fucking hipster in one picture

>>11756001
I'm guessing the two weedy looking ones at the back

Moot is only 22? Shit nigga, I thought he was 24 already, like me.

Feels old man.

>>11756011

>>11756001
What are the other people?

Also, which are the mods?

DAT ASS :]

>>11756014
>>11756014
wow, Mod is a dick

>>11756001
i bet the asian and the thinny guy are the mods.
A girl? no way.
and the others look too muscular and good to be mods.

>>11756011
How can I become a janitor? I browse /tv/ 18 hours a day. Mostly at night. Current janitor is day time faggot. So I could fill the gap.

I can't believe anyone is believing that those are 4chan mods behind him. What is wrong with you people? They're just models posing as "Anon".

>>11756011
LIAR.

Don't get our hopes up like that it's mean and cruel you know full well /tv/ will be neglected of any form of moderation.

>>11756034
in the sailor moon thread someone got banned for saying sailor moon wasn't even good. I love the mods.

That's what we get for our chan actually being a spinoff of SA forums

>>11755979
Well, yeah, there is that.

>>11756001
The ones in the gray shirts right behind moot.

>>11755730
Biggest group of faggots I have ever seen in my life.

>>11756032

>>11756039
There was a girl mod, but I don't know if she's still around.

>>11756045
fuck off, you would delete everything except avatar, this would become /fur/

>>11756053
>>11756053

Whoa buddy I can do this all day (Not really I have class in like an hour.)

>>11756063
Her name was Allison, and she is still around although I don't know if she's still a mod or not.

>>11756014
I don't think you should call yourself a hipster. You become a hipster by other people calling you a hipster. I think that's how that works

>>11756001
yeah, moot and one of the skinny guys. Right?

>>11756066
>implying I give a shit about anything exept Avatar

VIRAL MARKETING

>>11756088
Name your second favorite film.

I would be the best janitor.

>>11755821
o hai

>>11756106
na, I'd be the most balanced/fair.

If I were to become a janitor, I would go mad with power. Seriously. I'd have to ban myself so I'd fuck off.

>my face when Facebook wanted to meet moot

The Social Network II: in which moot curb-stomps Zuckerberg and does coke off of Minxy (played by Olivia Munn)'s ass.

4chan

Starring Michael Cera as moot and Jesse Eisenberg as WT Snacks.

>>11756112
>>11756106

Uh.. No.

>>11756121
Fuck that, Eisenberg as Moot and Paul Dano as Snacks.

>>11756095
Avatar Blu-Ray Special Feature Documentary

she looks like scully from the x-files

/a/ has a girl mod. I think.

If there was a 4chan movie I'd probably stop coming here.

>>11756120
>Minxy
fat weeaboo
>Munn
ugly and talentless slut

>>11756139
QUICK! SOMEBODY MAKE A 4CHAN FILM!

If you vote for me for janitor, i promise to deliver abortions for some, miniature american flags for others!

Moot's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat him to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with him, holding hands and talking about videogames, television and moderating. Then I'd invite him to my home and ravage his hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up his throat so he chocked on both the throbbing cock and his own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on his cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry him in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from him. I'd wisper "I love you" and give him a tender smile, and cut his throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in his own warm blood, he'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between his lips, then he'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff him into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find his mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.

They will be scarred for life.

>>11756130
>Eisenberg as Moot and Paul Dano as Snacks.
oh that is good

>>11756141
my thought exactly

>>11756139
why? you come here because we're a secret club of aspies and weaboos and with the movie we'd get filled of normal people and you would feel rejected and out of place just like IRL?

i didn't mind the article. moot and 4chan came off in a kind light and less hipstery than the pictures suggested.

my face when reading the article related.

>>11755878
I tried to connect to work network, and 4chan gave me a ban screen with your name D:

Moots been going more mainstream lately. I would not be surprised at an actual 4chan movie a few years from now.

Who are those faggots, oh god.

Is it time to finally leave 4chan forever? I sad ;_;

>>11756154

WHO'S DAT GIRL?

>>11756171
Yeah, it is. Bye man.

>>11756135

PRETENTIOUS HIPSTER SHIT!

ITS GONNA FLOP

>>11756141

inorite

purrfect casting.

>>11756196
lol

>>11756141
>Minxy
>fat

>>11756210
Not funny.
Far left and far right are quite cute though.

>>11756210

I want to know more about this Canvas website!! Because from the description, it's just going to be another message board where you can log in if you want. What's the point of that?

>>11756196
sage!

canv.as is the site. some info on techcrunch

Seriously tho I want to fuck that girl's ass

>>11756216
>>Minxy

How does it feel that Minxy has an asian (japanese) boyfriend?

>>11756233
http://canv.as
it's in closed beta stage at this point, and guess who's a beta tester? that's right motherfucker, ME!

Chloe Moretz as Jessi Slaughter?
that guy who played Harold in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle as Kaiji?

>>11756233
Tripfag paradise, obviously.

>>11756168
i'd watch it. it could be terrible, but we'd get to see who hollywood thinks would play moot, which could be awesome.

and we'd get hipster cred for the whole "i was on 4chan before it was famous'" and being a 4chan nerds before it was cool to be a 4chan nerd.

>>11756259
>>11756259

Seriously if Kaiji looks like that then I will take back anything I ever said that could have been interpreted in a negative light.

>>11756263

also probably less porn and racism.

>>11756259
>implying Kaiji is notable enough to appear in the film and not a low-level troll no one really cares about

4chan has 20 mods

>>11756256
so how is it. cant leave us hanging bro

>>11756285
last thursday we had our first million GET. it was epic.

>>11756283
I LOVE IT!

Is modcat in the picture? MD Geist?

>>11756280

somebody has to attempt to molest a child in this movie. might as well be our friendly neighborhood corean.

plus, it's gotta be somebody named Cho.

I BEEN HERE SINCE IT WAS ONLY ADTRW FAGGOTS IN /a/ AND FYAD FAGGOTS IN /b/

SITE WENT TO SHIT WHEN MOOT DID HIS 3 CAMWHORE STICKIES IN A ROW ON /b/

PHILOSOPHICAL ANONYMITY LOLOLO

>>11756256
>>11756256

I'm guessing this is something like an imageboard, where it actually lets you produce images online (derp derp cloud computing) and post them, instead of how it is here where we create them with 3rd party software or scavenge them online. This would make places like icanhazcheesburger, memegenerator, etc etc obsolete and would help moot regain some of the thunder they stole from him (4chan).

>>11756312
Seems like all these years on 4chan have negatively affected your mental stability and literacy.

>>11756283
Nice, but needs all the text at the bottom that movie posters have.

>Consider, Poole explains, how the fixed identities in other online communities can stifle creativity: where usernames are required (whether real or pseudonymous), a new user who posts a few failed attempts at humor will soon find other users associating that name with failure. "Even if you're posting gold by day eight," says Poole, "they'll be like, 'Oh, this guy sucks.' " Names, in other words, make failure costly, thus discouraging even the attempt to succeed. By the same token, namelessness makes failure cheap--nearly costless, reputation-wise, in a setting like 4chan, where the Anonymous who posted a lame joke five minutes ago might well be the same Anonymous who's mocking it hilariously right now.
-Moot, on why tripfaggotry sucks for everyone.

>>11756256
So, what the fuck is it and how good is it? Does it have potential to be 4chan 2.0?

Opening credits set to "Always" by Erasure.
Closing credits set to "Never Gonna Give You Up".

"Miracles" by the Insane Clown Posse, "Still Alive" by Jonathan Coulton/GlaDOS, and "Bing Bang Rock" from LazyTown appear on the soundtrack page on the IMDb entry.

>>11756280
>banned personally by moot
>not notable

>>11756335
>Moot gets it.
I try to tell this to trips all the time. Maybe they'll listen to Mootykins.

>>photoshoot with moot

give fucking info on this right now.

The day /tv/ gets famous is the day this place becomes multicultural. It is only a matter of time until we are all mudslimes.

>>11756343
No Fresh prince theme song

>Though Poole himself is known to the site's users by the cryptic pseudonym "moot," on 4chan even using a pseudonym is rare.
>on 4chan even using a pseudonym is rare.

God, I wish.

>>11756319
Probably video too, since internet speeds are increasing with time and it's just the general direction of where this web 2.0 faggotry is heading.

whoever does the score should call a piece "Kaiji Big Battel" for the scene where Kaiji attempts to molest Jessi Slaughter.

>>11756349
Well, it's not something you realize has happened until it's too late.

>>11756308
>our friendly neighborhood corean.
>friendly neighborhood corean.
>neighborhood corean.
>corean.

are you fucking serious?

>>11755730
stop posting this on every board. what, are you IN the photo or something? fuck off

>>11756375
I THINK U NEED A PINKU BENTO BOX FOR YOUR GOHAN

>>11756353
/tv/ the movie

starring:
Matt Frewer as CANT
Chow Yun Fat as Won King Jun Oh

>>11756365
Embled flash a la plus4chan would be very neat, nevertheless.

Don't even start on the .js script or I'll kill you.

the mod just left?
i wanted to know if the girl was rally a mod

Chelsea Handler mentioned tweeting the Lemonparty picture and Twitter deleting it, and referred to rejects from the Bachelor as "basement dwellers".

If she doesn't post here, she should. She could even tripfag, because she's that awesome.

Coslopus!!xRZUQF63p4k or something.

>>11756398
Yes

>>11756398
I don't see how it matters in the slightest.

Who would direct the movie?

canv.as isn't going to be an imageboard or even a mediaboard for that matter. it will be a text/oekaki board that updates itself automatically as new posts and threads are made.

>>11756419
CHELSEA HANDLER HAS A YEAST INFECTION

>>11756419
i'm she
her is me

i lurk here and /an/ regularly though i almost never post. this is a rare exception.

>>11756426

M. Night Shyamalan, obviously.

4chan is the afterlife before the afterlife. We're all dead, but we created this place together, so we could all remember the people who were most important in our lives, and then let go and move on into the light.

See you at the concert, Anon.

>>11756426
Quentin Tarantino

I want it to have lots of feet shots.

well... no shit

>>11756426
I would. I'd shoot it like a 60s New Wave movie.

>>11756429
DO NOT WANT

>>11756429
So you wouldn't have to F5 page 0? IT'S A FUCKING DREAM COME TRUE

Please make a sticky stating something to the effect that mentioning /tv/ in the IRC channel is not a bannable offense. The /b/tards believe we are not allowed to report crossboard raids, which makes us one of their favourite targets. I guess one of your colleagues got sick of hearing complaints about the spam situation.

>>11756177

>>11756453
Why not? I've been on it for the past month and it's actually pretty fun.

Also, Will Smith either needs to write a theme song rap for the 4chan movie, or have a medley of "Fresh Prince Of Bel Air", "Men In Black" and "Wild Wild West" play over the part of the credits where all the grips and catering people are listed.

a billion hours in photoshop

>>11756460
That was youth-mod and he has since explained what happened and that /tv/ is no longer bannable on #4chan

>>11756488
LOL

>>11756467

That's gotta be the mod that fucked moot. I mean, the way she's looking at him? It had to have either been soon after or a few hours before.

>>11756488
THEY ARE ALL WHITE!

>>11756472
I'd rather have this choir cover some song (it will probably end up being Never Gonna Give You Up) like the Facebook movie used.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axrqVfuGHh0&fmt=18

>>11756489
why was /tv/ a bannable offense?

>>11756495
>IMPLYING MOOT FUCKS GIRLS INSTEAD OF WISHING TO BE THEM

>>11756507

or /mu/ could do it, like that one NMH song with the I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST

>>11756460
>>11756489
>>11756513
Because we complained too much to IRC mods to remove the spam/porn/CP/general shit on /tv/

mod is there any chance we can have a /waifu/ board to drive all of this cancer out of /tv/

>>11756530
>implying that's not a common desire.

>>11756488
have to make the skin black on everyone else


possibly add some gold chains and shit

>>11756159
Yes.

>>11756538
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>>11756542
Give us a /men/ board first, you homophobes!

>>11756470
Text boards are boring. There's reason no one uses the 4chan text boards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e-BgnZY5qg

/b/ says hi

>>11756513
This was back in May/June, youth was banning people who came into #4chan to complain that Abatap and :3Spammer were board-wiping /tv/ with their bullshit. He was sick of having to hear about a board none of the mods care for, that's why he did it.

alternate opening credits music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hW8-Sv0yUs

>>11756562
Well obviously it is unlike the text boards here, or for that matter, anything you've ever seen before. I wish I could post a screenie of the interface so you could see how awesome it is, but I can promise you'll like it.

this is Allyson

>My face when no one says "Row Row Fight the Powah" should be the theme or credits song.

>>11756542
This is the waifu board.

>>11756542
So you can have more space for your precious memes? The Selena thread from yesterday was 50% original content, all of it /tv/-related.

>>11756627

it should be in there somewhere. perhaps in a scene where moot is driving around in his hooptie, which has an awesome sound system.

>>11756627
away with you wee/a/boo

>>11756610
Can you describe it to us?

>>11756630
fine then rename it to /waifu/ and make a new television and film board

>>11756627
>"Row Row Fight the Powah"

oh my. I totally forgot about that, I don't even remember how the song goes.
it's a song from Gurren Lagan, right?

>>11756661

all I remember is some muffled yet high pitched voice mumbling something that ended in "row row fight the power" over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

>>11756610
Well I guess I'll reserve my judgment until I actually use it.

m00t is a cool guy and all but he really needs to start doing some upperbody exercises in the gym.

>>11756657
no, it's fine like this.
really, do women disgust you that much?

The story says 4chan has no archives. Fuck, how hard is it to do 5 minutes of research before you publish something?

>>11756661
yeah, heres a video commemorating the event
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVys7jcCJDs

>>11756635
>looks like snacks
>button on his shirt saying he's not

>>11756610
SOUNDS JUST LIKE THE OLD /ip/ OEKAKI PROFESSIONAL BOARD ON A NEW URL WITH A FAGGED UP WEB 4.0 UI

BET IT STILL GETS CP POSTS AND HAS SHIT MODERATION!

>>11756699
god i miss when the mods were bros
haha captcha: channer bijui

>>11756681
no, tripfags disgust me that much

also,
>implying the kids you talk about are women

I just want to see moot do the Za Warudo thing to that Facebook guy

>>11756688
It doesn't really, though. The article says that the board doesn't save anything, which is true. The 4chan archive is a separate site, only archives by vote, and hardly anyone uses it.

green-oval is user made and doesn't count.

>>11756501
fuck you.

fixed.

>>11756693
holly shit, that's not bad at all.

>>11756643

>Implying I've been to /a/ more than once in the past four years.

>>11756757

so does moot just travel around with a posse of nerds or what?

>>11756786
man i want moots tshirt