going to fail at BO really hard

>>11249978

Still will probably gain major cult status.

Oh boy, girls with guns wearing sexy outfits. See, because it shows that they kick ass but that they also don't mind putting on a show for what will most likely be a predominantly male audience.

>>11249994

Indeed.

theres tons of threads already op
also it does look insane

>>11249945
go the fook back to /co/

just kidding

movie looks amazing

>Live Action Animu

Even if it's a flop in the theater, will make it back in disc sales.

I'm definitely going to see it. It looks like a piece of shit, but an AWESOME piece of shit.

THE TRAILER IS TRIPPY AS FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

DRAGONS

SAMURAIROBOTS

WHORES


WHAT THE FUCK

>You will be unprepared.
WoW Burning Crusade Tagline:
>YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!
What... A... Fag

BECAUSE THE WORLD NEEDS MORE MICHAEL BAY-STYLE SHIT

Honestly this looks extraordinarily stupid.

>>11249978
I agree

CGI looks shitty as fuck. Fucking Snyder loves his stupid CGI and slow-mow

>>11250015

You know, I'm looking at it's budget. Only 85 million! It could probably make that back no problem if they advertised it enough.

Remember Casshern?

That shit was awesome.

This reminds me of that.

Hey remember how good the Dead of Alive movie was?

Oh, MTL. Your endless optimism for terrible things sure is entertaining.

>GURL POWAH

uh, i think i'll pass

>>11250017
i know,
hot chick fighting giant samurai with a machine gun
icame

Visually, Zack Snyder is good.

It's just he sucks at storytelling and goes overboard with Slo-Motion.

HAHAHAHAHA, that looks terrible.

I'll see it opening day.

>>11250020
All I can think about is this image when I hear that tagline these days.

>>11250052

The Dead or Alive movie was tits.

Seriously, how could you possibly dislike DOA?

>>11250038

It looks just fine.

que carajo es esta mierda

fuck this fucking shit

i mad

Bad CGI: the movie

I predict 65% of this movie's audience will be males age 13 to 24.

>>11250076
Wow, I've never seen that. HIL-AIR-EUS

>>11250104

Yeah and that means 100% of /tv/

jizzed on the keyboard

>>11249978


Box office mean shit to anyone other than sequelfags and stock-marketfags.

Looks cool.

This movie is destined for cult greatness, and the sheer amount of over the top feeling will definitely lure in people.

This movie looks fucking dumb.

>>11250049
>Only 85 million!
Only? D9 was made for $30 million

Fuck this CGI shit. Snyder's ADHD visions come alive on the screen and I don't give a fuck. Fuck this shit. Where are good movies these days?

This looks insane. I know what I'm getting when I go to see this, so it's good.

>>11250214

Well yeah, but it didn't rely on NEARLY as much CGI as this probably does. Not to mention set design and stuff.

>my face when people keep giving Zack Snyder money

OH FUCK YES. Can't wait for this shit.

>>11250153
you are a close minded retard, if you really belive that

>>11250270
No it is weak bullshit
I mean, FUCK PEOPLE

>>11250254
It's his first original movie man, give him a break

I don't think I've ever said this before, but I'd much rather this were a video game. I can only handle so much brain rape if I don't have direct control over part of it.

>>11250254

What's wrong with Zack Snyder?

sure is coolfag ITT

hurrr durrr Snyder is hack durrrrrrr

>>11250307
I don't enjoy his directing is all.

Zack Snyder is better than most Hollywood directors.

He's got the style down pat in all of his movies. He knows how to give you a visual treat.

He also knows how to tell the story through the film medium.

The only problem is his casting choice. Because sometimes he hires some god-awful actors/actresses (mostly actresses) in his movies like Watchmen.

This is his first original movie, so let's see if he can come up with some substance to put up next to style on that mantle.

Looks dumb.

They try to make it look action packed, but it's gonna have almost no action.

>Asian fight scene
>WW2 fight scene
>Subway robots
>Dragons?

Then 2.5 hours of talking.

>>11250306
Dude that would be awesome. Made by the people who did Bayonetta. My dick would explode if that were to happen.

>>11250341
your an idiot, you not liking the movie has zero impact on Snyder getting money for his films

>>11250153

Box office is important in the current economy, actually. Studios need to pay their bills faster than usual.

Its really sad they are just making movies now just to get fat video game nerds into theaters.

How many movies has Zack Snyder made 3?

He can only go up from here. (hopefully)

>>11250361
omg are you psychic? can you tell me what the lottery numbers are for tomorrow?

Man I remember the last time I got excited for an effects-filled movie packed with hot chicks.

I ended up watching The Spirit.

>>11250451
No, because Dawn of the Dead was his first and best work.

Fuck. Why couldn't the people making this movie be making Godzilla.

>>11250453

They try to hide it by breaking 1 shot into 30 parts in the trailer but IT WONT' HAVE THAT MUCH FUCKING ACTION.

>>11250448

But they've been making Resident Evil films for years now...

Looks stupid. So fucking stupid.

Samurai robots, ninjas, "kickass girls", sword fights, dragons, WW2 soldiers.
Is there even a coherent thing in the plot?.

Is like zack snyder googled the word "awesome" for everything the geeks like, and added everything he found with slow motion CGI.

>>11250077
I loved the doa movie. Gave me an MK1 feel.

visionary

>>11250527

NO FUN ALLOWED

＞Ｂｌｏｎｄｅ 　Ｂｉｍｂｏ
ｄｏ　ｎｏｔ　ｗａｎｔ

>This looks awesome, so it sucks

Never change, /tv/, never change.

>>11249999
they're also primarily fighting men...

My face after watching the trailer.
Cannot fucking wait.

They're copying those japanese movies.
FAIL.

This movie looks retarded

>>11250551
NO GOOD WRITING ALLOWED

>>11250532

You say that as if "Awesome: The Movie" was a bad thing.

Also, this gives me high hopes for an eventual Dr. McNinja film.

>>11250532
apparently it all takes place in her mind while shes in an asylum getting a lobotmy, its supposedly really depressing..

>You will be unprepared

>>11250568

That'd be funny if the majority of /tv/ had been responding negatively to this trailer.

Wait it still wouldn't be funny.

>We are tough girls fighting mean men and we are sexy! >:)

Oh boy I can't wait Snyder has done it again!

Please tell me this isn't a b movie about lost planet.
LOST planet.
the game.

>>11250448
Does it have something to do with the guys that make infamous...Sucker Punch productions?.

I play videogames and i dislike 300. Maybe is just me but if am watching a movie i expect more than a freaking ridiculous plot and CGI fights.

>What the Fuck is Going On? The Movie

>>11250601

>Lobotomy

I cant' wait to watch Shutter Island again!

I can only imagine going to see this high as a kite.

ROFL, half of /tv/ hates it because it has empowered women in it. Jesus you guys are pathetic.

GIANT EVIL ROBOT SAMURAIS = WIN

i'm going to watch this movie at the mid-night premiere.
i dont give a fukk what you guys say

Directed by
-300
-Watchmen
-Watership Down w/ Owls

>Snyder has described the film as "Alice in Wonderland with machine guns

looks fun

don't take every movie so seriously

>>11250706

Actually, the complaint doesn't seem to be about empowered women, but rather that empowering women while simultaneously objectifying them totally misses the point.

Of course, people who complain about that are faggots, so who cares?

>>11250706

>empowered women

>>11249945

>>11250706
you have big probless with understanding written text

>>11250706
>empowered women

lol I love how women think dressing slutty is empowerment.

God you guys are easy to manipulate.

I'm much more interested in this than his other stuff.
He should do more original stories.

>>11250706

>>11250758
that does kind of irk me.

kill bill ripoff

>>11250601
Critics are going to hate that. I mean that premise is worse than adam sandler's click.

I have seen and enjoyed all three of Snyder's movies, and this movie has been working on this movie for 7 years, I think he put a lot of effort into it, so im looking forward to see how it turns out

and then there are the self-important coolfags who watch a minute and a half trailer, and immediately know its going to suck so they can prove to you how superior their taste in movies is.

>>11250795
>>11250795
>>11250795

Pretty much this.

After watching Kill Bill and Death Proof, I dont' need any more 'omg so strong wimmen' movies.

>>11250706

Yeah empowered because they're wearing sexy costumes to give all the 13 year olds in the audience boners. It's like how in Iron Man 2 ScarJo wears a tight leather outfit (what a strategic advantage!) but it's okay because she totally kicks butt who cares if they don't challenge this male gaze-dominated stuff

And I'm a faggot for typing this out, I know.

>>11250706 has empowered women in it

They're mental patients imagining all of it.

>>11250104
99% of 4chan

Literally my face after about ten second in the trailer

SHIT LOOKS MAD WEEABOO

>>11250813
>working on this movie for 7 years
and it has Vanessa Hudges.
sweet

Haters gonna hate.

Go back to sleep you fucks

>>11250813
>and he has been working on this movie

>>11250813
and then there are the self-important coolfags who watch a minute and a half trailer, and immediately know its going to be great so they can prove to you how superior their taste in movies is

just to show you how retarded your logic is

Will there be blue dick this time around?

Even with all the hate, everyone will watch it.

>watch the trailer.
>slow motion everywhere.
All i know is that Zack Snyder cant write for shit...

>>11250706
I liked underworld and resident evil, so your logic is invalid.

I BET YOU GUYS NEVER ENJOYED WATCHING STRIKE COMMANDO!

Zack Snyder now officially can go suck my dick

300 awesome for one time watching
Warchmen meh
now this

he should write for the game industrie instead

>>11250944
>underworld
>resident evil
>empowered women

stop it stop it stop it

>>11250944

>my face when Emily, The Asian chick, and the blonde next to Hudgens know how to shoulder a rifle/hold a pistol correctly

I'm going to have sex with this movie.

Does this movie look ridiculous?

Yes.

Do I give a shit?

Nope. I'll give anything a chance with giant fucking samurais wielding miniguns.

My cock is so hard right now.

>>11250068
go watch Salt instead

>>11250991
How the fuck stupid you are? he didn't wrote any of those

>>11251030
Trained by navy seals, dog.

I just hope my college gets an advance screening. I'd skip class and spend all day at the theater to to get a good seat.

I WANT TO SEE IT IN 3D

>>11250882
I never said it was going to be great, I said it looks cool so I want to see how it turns out.

just to show you how retarded you comprehension skills are.

>>11251065
Seriously? Cause that is a huge plus in my book. I can't stand it when people shoot from the hip in movies anymore.

>>11249945
Part of me think this is trying too hard to be bizarre and cool.

The rest of me thinks it's all for camp and will be awesomely ridiculous.

GO BACK TO /co/ MTL

OH WAIT THEY DONT WANT A LITTLE BOY FUCKER EITHER

HOLY FUCKING SHEEEEEEEEEEET!!!

>>11251170
agree, it's going to balance on the edge

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>11251149
Yup.

what is people's deal with Zack Snyder? hes never made a bad movie. I bet most of you are just still butthurt about Watchmen

>>11251004

RE is legitimate in that regard. Underworld slightly less so.

>>11251252
Fuck Year!!!

And since this is the same guy who did Watchmen and 300, does that mean we'll see a sex scene with Browning and Hudgens?

PG-13 :\

>>11251261
>Watchmen
>Good Movie
You can only pick one.

>>11251322
wat

GAAAAH

SO FREAKING EPICCC

>>11251261
>what is people's deal with Zack Snyder? hes never made a bad movie. I bet most of you are just still butthurt about Watchmen
>Zack Snyder/ hes never made a bad movie / Watchmen
>bad movie / Watchmen

>hurr it's 2010 girls are just as strong as boys durr

Zack is feminist faggot!

Where is Nolan when I need him? Give me an all male cast with a fucking smart story over this anime high school girl bullshit!

>>11251337
Enjoy one.

>>11251261
haters gonna hate, the funny part is, they know Snyder sucks, but they have still seen all his films. Why to watch something you like when you can watch something you hate, right?:

>>11250568
>This looks awesome to me, so I am obviously about 11 years old

>>11251373
You pick dildo? Uh, ok... not exactly where I would've gone with that, but hey, who am I to judge?

>>11251261
None of his movies are above popcorn flick drivel status.

This will obviously be no different.

>>11251322
Eh with this type of movie pg-13 is sufficient. You can get away with enough with that rating.

>young whores fighting with slutty clothes
>"strong women"

my body is ready

Erm...

>>11251386
>I only watch mature movies for mature individuals such as myself.
>>11251431
I guess. I also hope it'll get more ticket sales. I really like Snyder's work, it would be a shame if he couldn't continue making his movies because of bad revenue.

>my reaction

There's nothing feminist about strutting around in revealing costumes for a fratboy audience. It's why Tarantino is the only one who can do this girl power stuff any good these days.

>>11251425

>popcorn flick drivel status

Since when does popcorn flick drivel has blue penis

>However, it was recently announced that the film will not be presented in 3D.
One movie that I actually would like to see in 3D. But in other news:
>Budget $85 million
If this movie flops, Snyder is out of a job.

>strong women
nope...
>crazy women imagining things
YEAH

>>11251586

wtf is this shit

>>11251350
thats what I thought.

>>11251586

Every popcorn flick needs it.

Who ever mentioned strong women?
Why do you have to change a cool movie into a sex thing?

>>11251613
give me a break. Snyder has already proven to be a god of viral marketing.

Hot Topic: The Movie

>>11251676
I don't get it

>>11251675

It was made into a sex thing when he had female characters in burlesque outfits firing guns

>>11251425
what is bad about popcorn flick? it is a genre like any other or are you some close minded idiot who rather watch a bad drama then good action film?

There is a word for it: GAY

>>11251676
>implying director = marketer

>>11251704
It is there to look cool, not to empower or demise women or some shit.
Really, some times...

Zack Snyder's trailers have been been better then his movies before. I'm not trusting this shit.

In the end it's going to be Hot Topic fodder.

HOLY CRAP THIS THREAD GOT HUGE!

Anyway, I don't think this is a movie about "strong women" so much as a movie about "girls who could kick your ass and probably kill you with no problem".

There's a huge difference.

If only this movie had lesbians... It would be best movie evar!

>>11251731

Even if he didn't intend it, it's what some people are going to get out of it.

>>11251738
300 movie >>> its trailers
Watchmen movie = trailer (less than the Music video trailer)
This can only be on par, or better.
Those Owls have a shitty trailer, I am afraid it'll be a shitty film as well.

>>11251706
I don't even know how to address this.

>>11251775
Yeah, well, people on /tv/ should be smarter. Right? RIGHT?

>>11251756

Not in the wacky world of Zack Snyder.

>>11251689

FUCKING THIS!

This movie is to make high school girls feel better about themselves and make it seem like the can fit into society to. Fuck this shit.

BITCHES NEED TO STAY IN THE KITCHEN!

Our Grandfathers would be ashamed of the male population today!

>>11251775
Yeah, because when he put women fighting in fishnet stockings and skirts, he clearly didn't want it to be sexual at all.

>>11251788
trying sticking your head even farther up your ass

>>11251848
This. Goddamn. This looks like a fun movie. The fuck is wrong with yall haters.

I hate the cast.

>>11251788
There's nothing wrong with movies that are mindless entertainment.

So she's crazy and she's imagining all that?

Looks pretty cool anyway

>>11251914
two of the chicks ive never heard of, then theres the Asian chick from The Real World, and Vanessa Hudgens. Emily Browning is probably the only decent actress out of the bunch

>>11251706
>>11251706
>good action film?.

And you think zack snyder makes good action films?. You need to watch more movies.

T2, predator even TDK. those are good action films. This is mindless CGI shit.

>Movie Theater Lad

>Sexings occurred. Me against twelve boys.

ITT: People thinking that being arrogant, ends up looking smart.

>>11252080
Welcome to 4chan!

>>11252059
>implying 300 wasn't a great action movie and a great comic book adaptation
Watchmen had too much action if you ask me, but was a good adaptation never the less.
Snyder is good, you guys are hatin' for no good reason.

>>11252080
>unnecessary comma

>>11252133
>>11252080
Related

300 was boring.

The wife scenes should have been cut so we could get straight up action for hours like in Black Hawk Down.

>>11252024

And its sort of depressing to see here in that pile. I thought she would be doing better stuff by now.

>>11252155
You're def. hating it just because it's popular.

>>11252080

>People thinks

>>11252059
>TDK

no

>>11252244
God damn you guys who hate TDK just cause it got too much attention piss me off.

>>11252219
>>11252199
>>11252059
>>11252059
>>11251848
>>11251788

>My face when flop of the decade, all decades

>>11252288

Haters, haters everywhere

>>11252304
It's just a fun movie guys, why the hate? You don't gotta be srs arthouse business all the time.

Pic related, another awesome, fun, mindless movie that the haters hate because they're all pretentious hipsters.

>>11252304
>85 mil. budget
>my face when this movie can't flop because its budget is too low, it has girls in corsets and is PG-13

>>11249945
It looks so... bland, nothing really stands out, it will be a summer blockbuster that will be forgotten by the fall of the same year it comes out.

>>11252386

>summer blockbuster that will be forgotten by the fall of the same year it comes out.

>implying that's not every movie

>>11252355
Don't be like that dude.
It's like when I fuck your mom. I mean she's fun for a while, but I wouldn't really want to merry her. Yet I'm not really comparing her to an STD-ridden crack whore living under a bridge in a cardboard box sucking cocks for a Lincoln.

>>11252386
>summer blockbuster
>comes out in March

ITT: WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!! A movie I had no idea about and had no expectation of doesn't pique my interest because I'm on anti depressants!

typical /tv/ with entitlement issues

>>11252438

Exactly it is no better (but potentially worse) than any other average movie.

>>11252463

Would you rather I had said spring blockbuster?

>>11252509
Meh, I'll probably pirate it eventually just to see what it was like.

Jennifers body didnt do well this wont either

Hey guys,

The trailer look like complete and utter shit. Mindless entertainment makes my smart mind, feel bad.

See, I put an unnecessary comma in there just to sooth you're ego. I also put "you're" in there for the same purpose.

>>11252080
>>11252080
>>11252080
Fuck you if you think proper grammar equals "arrogant".

>Sky Captain & The World Of Tomorrow Part 2
>Female protagonists
>Live action anime

>They think normal people will watch this

>>11252561
>Would you rather I had said spring blockbuster?

Yes

>>11252509

>ITT: WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I complain about movies I will download anyways because I have no friends to go see it with

fix'd

>>11252643
The fuck does that have to do with anything?

meh

>mfw i see this in theaters and a man by himself is masturbating near me

Emily Browning nude? FUCK YES!

>>11252696

movie based on sex

>>11252922
turn your head to the screen!

>>11252996
Eh, this is not purely based on sex though...

shit

>>11249999 Oh boy, girls with guns wearing sexy outfits. See, because it shows that they kick ass but that they also don't mind putting on a show for what will most likely be a predominantly male audience.
I don't know if it was just pr bs, but one of the actresses commented in an interview that they didn't feel that way. At least story and action wise, not sure so much on the sexy costumes. They said the action felt more feminine than most male driven fare. Whatever that means...

>>11252115 Watchmen had too much action if you ask me, but was a good adaptation never the less.
I say it had too much action and thus was a pretty bad adaption. Though considering the book is pretty much unable to be adapted into a film, I gotta admit Snyder did a damn good job trying. Maybe a failure in terms of adaptation, but A for effort. Well, maybe a solid B.

Jon Hamm is in this so im seeing it

If you don't want to see this you must be one of the least interesting people on the planet.

That is all.

>Amanda Seyfried was the first choice for Babydoll, but she dropped out due to scheduling conflicts.

>Emma Stone was in early talks to star as Amber, but dropped out and was replaced by Jamie Chung.

>Evan Rachel Wood was the first choice for Rocket but dropped out due to scheduling conflicts and Jena Malone replaced her.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I am going to show this trailer to every single one of my friends, and the ones who don't like it I am going to stop being friends with

Snyder is a fantastic director. He's Michael Bay if Michael Bay was good.