She's a man baby, yeah!

MERCY!

Too bad she's dead.

I've always liked her. The only thing I didn't like is when she died, shit sux, it wasn't even a proper death, she's stuck in the matrix forever.

But hey, time can be rewritten.

[spoilers] Shh spoilers! [/spoilers]

mmm dat ass

>>10450578

"Just who are you, River Song?"

"You are going to find that out very soon now, and for that, I am sorry."

Man Status: CONFIRMED

>>10450669
She's the Master

Oh Snap

>>10450683
I don't think the Doctor would marry the Master.

What happened to the Dalek then?

>>10450619
Hey yeah, she just hangs with her astronaut scientist buddies in the matrix with imaginary children. Surely she like really fucking loves the doctor way more than some people she worked with once.

>>10450669

Rani status: CONFIRMED

Fixed that for you.

>>10450705
>hasn't seen Doctor Who and the Curse of Fatal Death

>>10450683
i'll never be that ugly sir. :3

>>10450823

She shoved it up her gigantic saggy vagina.

Why the fuck does everyone here watch this child's show?!

>>10450867
childs show?!? i think not.

to make kaiji post

>>10450878
seen

>>10450867

>>10450883

Any one notice that in that last scene it plays her theme backwards? A nice touch.

Also, yeah, River Song confirmed for bad-ass.

>>10450894

>>10450878
Actually, it is definitely a show for children, I wouldn't even call it a family show. However there are enough things in there for adults that us nerds like to watch it. Personally I like it because there is no other show like it. However I can live with the fact that I'm watching a kids show, a kids show with high production values.

>>10450907
oh master you so crazy

Doctor who - family show
Torchwood - teen,adult show
Sarah Jane adventures - kids show

>>10450913

Hmm, I can accept this analogy.

this thread is now about me!

>>10450936
..no analogy present

its like kaiji trying to watch adult shows but in reverse.

>>10450842
Oh fuck off shes the Rani.
Did you not see the way the Dalek feared her?

If she is a Time Lord, shes either Rassilon or Omega.

>>10450957

I meant that as in ananalysis of the show.
It was good, did I use a word out of contrext?
Surely you understood my meaning.

>>10451011
*an analysis

>>10450980

Enough with the fucking Rani already. The Rani cannot legally appear in the rebooted series as her character's copyright was not carried over. No matter how much you want it to happen or speculate about it, it will never happen.

I saw a pic of john simm with a goatee for some new show hes doing.

Why the fuck didnt he have that for the master it looked perfect

>>10451011
yes

>>10451030

It made him look too manly, and thusly, was far too un-Gay for RTD.

handlebar mustache

>>10450913

I view Doctor Who on the same terms as Pixar films. They are clearly geared for a younger audience but have enough adult geared that kids don't understand bits in them for that audience to appreciate them. They can be enjoyed by all age groups.

>>10450573

want an actual major spoiler?

she is his daughter.

>>10451101
You mean whats-her-face from the planet with the clones and the fish people?

>>10450980

genetics of a time lord and soilder imprinted into her when she was created hence the fear.

shes romana

>>10451028
I don't want it to happen, read my post again fuck wit and read it properly.

>>10451101
He married his daughter?

>>10451120
but do they have sex? and do we get to watch?

We always liked River.

Well, those of us with taste.

>It's the Dr Donna

GOOD END

>>10451101

She commited patricide?

>>10451105

i do indeed mean the fishy people.

>>10451127
and she doenst say they do or dont or reasoning why.


entire current series has been utterly ruined for me know a chappy who worked on it.they take em right outa uni cos its local and they specialise in set design. baw

>>10451143
Doctor Donna is an atrocious character and you should feel like shit for mentioning that.

>>10451028

So basically what you're saying is that River is the Rani

cathrine tate is a diease.

river is the doctor's mother.

retroactive timelord abortion.

Anyone else dislike how the daleks wobble around so much when they talk?
It looks kinda dumb

>>10451239
their full of HATE! of course they wobble when they screech

>>10451239
Looking dumb is kind of their point nowadays. They are only excused by the fact that they've looked dumb for a good +45 years.

>>10450573
SAY MERCY AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER. I DARE YOU TO SAY MERCY AGAIN.

because they're full of weebles

>>10451265

the one in "dalek" didn't.

Coincidentally, best dalek story since the revival...

>>10450705
Ho ho ho ho ho. Ask any slash fangirl to explain that for you.

>>10450573
Fun Fact: Alex Kingston is my cousin but I've never met her.

>>10450573
Nip/Tuck?

>>10451421
Fun Fact: I'd fuck your cousin but I've never met her.

>>10450606

SPOILER ALERT: Everyone dies eventually. Even Jack. No one except maybe the Doctor lives forever - and probably not even him.

So, the fact that she is dead means nothing. She could be 900 years old when she dies for all we know.

In the end the universe expands so far that all the stars go out and everyone dies in the cold anyway.

>>10451424
I thought that when she first showed up too, but no, she's much more attractive.

>>10451479
Except the Doctor and Yana manages to send the remnants of humanity to "Utopia" before shit went down.

>>10451479

he already died bo bo bo!

>>10451479
>>10451524
don't forget. she also lives forever in a super computer

>>10451559
The super computer doesn't live forever.

To all the fags saying she's dead, seriously? How hard would it be to "download her consciousness to a new body", or whatever? It's Doctor Fucking Who.

This thread needs more Ghost Snake

>>10451524
Oh, those 6000000000 people that were rocketed to "Utopia"?

Yeah that was a ruse from the Master to make them into the Toclafane. They just find the cosmic void there.

>>10451636
the doctor never goes back he just leaves them. he didn't even save her the first time. hell he's the one that put her in there. twice.

>>10451649
Well first I think we should DREZ FOR THE OCCASION.

so what was the evil thing inside the TARDIS?

and why cant anyone remember the dalek invasions?

nice job concluding everything moffat!

>>10451636
Oooh... robot river song.

>>10451771
Evil voice next season
cracks

>>10451653

I may as well take the opportunity to ask now but, what exactly were the Futurekind?

>>10451771
you do realize it's coming back, right?

>>10451786
You mean the pointy toothed retard humans? Probably a sub-species of homo sapiens, I mean thats billions of years into the future, there must have been quite a few off shoots of humanity during that time

>>10451812

So they're basically Futureniggers?

cocaine is cool

>>10451826
We agree wholeheartedly with your statement.

>>10451786
hicks and chavs of the future

>>10451771
>implying Moffat isn't staying on for more than that one season and wont be able to pick up on all these points in another season.

>>10451479
fun fact, only 2 more lives left, so no... he won't live forever

>>10452562

Fun Fact: They will find a way to pass the 13 lives thing if populairty remains high all around the world

>>10453076
or they'll reboot after 13 beginning with 1 stealing a tardis

>>10453076
fun fact: they havent mentioned the 13 lives thing in the entire reboot. They're just gonna ignore it.

>>10453102
shit, i'd watch the shit out of that.

or maybe they could have two series - one reliving the past, the other telling his current story.

>>10450901
River has a theme? What the shit? Why have I not noticed this?

>>10453102

You know. I really wouldnt mind this.
A series set a few hundred years before Hartnell.
It can be done...

>>10453137
they haven't mentioned in any episodes no, but I remember them refering to it in an interview DURING the reboot
>>10453076
Im guesing the same
>>10453151
Im sure they could easily go way into his past and just add their own spin on his life as it was

>>10453076

I could swear they'd already gotten around that a long time ago. Too much Who to remember, though. If not, well, they reset the universe, so this is now his first regeneration or something. Done.

>>10453289
think they were just talking about the aspect and being evasive about any facts.

OHAY

>>10453364
Yeah, sounded like
Now that I think of it actually, the master is on like 14, 15? what is it?

>>10453402

Something like that, but haven't we only seen 6 or 7 masters?

>>10452562

fun fact, enough shit has happened to the Doctor over the entire series that has hinted in him having or received more regenerations, AND the possibility that he could regenerate indefinitely.

>>10453455
the movie from the 90s said he used up all 13, and we saw him do it at least once in the reboot (not counting that he looked different when he first appeared)
so yeah, 14 or 15 by my count

>>10451138
>but do they have sex?

>>10453356
the Timelords can grant more regenerations, they did it to the master. my theory is that if they continue this universe, the Doctor will restore Gallifrey and be rewarded more regenerations OR SOMETHING

>>10453579
or, if time lords are capable of learning how to impart further regenerations... he could probably figure it out.

>>10450867
This coming from the gook who wants to fuck a 12 year old.

>>10453386
Oh god no...

>>10453913
Why hello there, Theta.

>>10453913
>>10453945

>>10453913
Hay baby what's a fine piece of Time-ass like you doing in a thread like this?
>>10453945
We REALLY shouldn't be here at the same time you know.

>>10453997
I heard we turned into a ghost snake and slithered up some lads anus, I'm not so sure Time Lord rules apply to us.

>>10454046
Wait . . . I don't think we've been following the rules since the Academy. Nonetheless, yes you do turn into a Ghost Snake and slither up some lads ass and many more after that :3

>>10454180
I am not sure that I like this...

>>10454371

>>10454371
I was not expecting this

>>10454458