Uh well, there are a bunch of homeless people in downtown Vancouver, so carry a knife around incase one of them attacks you for food.

>>92247
Fuck that, bacon sandwich!

>>92247
>more than 1billion dollars worth of pot a year but you will not get any unless you have proper conections

That's funny. You must live in one of the cities.

>any machine gun made before May 19, 1986 is legal for civilians to own.

Fully automatic weapons have been illegal in the US since the Coolidge administration.

>>92262
ok so i my self have never had to buy pot so i have firsthand experience and i bases my accusation on people that i have talked to about the subject

but regarding your statement that machine guns are illegal is false
and according to
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firearm_Owners_Protection_Act
"ban the civilian ownership or transfer of any fully-automatic weapon which was not registered by May 19, 1986. However, any such weapon manufactured and registered before the May 19 cutoff could still be legally owned and transferred by civilians."

this bill was passed in 1986 and is the most recent i have found regarding machine gun ownership. so unless i have missed a newer law in my search my original statement would be correct

All of Oakland that is higher than 30 feet (10 meters) above sea level is nice. Anything below that is iffy.
If you visit Oakland, you won't get shot, or mugged, or anything unless you're being stupid as fuck.

>>92301
it means you had the gun before 1986 and registered it before 1986 not that nowadays it just has to be made before 1986 you idiot

>>92262

>>Fully automatic weapons have been illegal in the US since the Coolidge administration.

This is just patently untrue! Move to Arizona or Utah. It is possible to get a class 3 fully automatic weapons permit in either of these states.

This permits the ownership of fully automatic weapons regardless of production or registration date.

The Scotsdale Gun Club in Phoenix even sells machine gun adventures in which a patron can rent a fully automatic weapon for the day and unload it with glee! :>

This is actually true. I have family that live in Southeastern KY, and the same shit happened to my cousins house.

Brisbane, Australia

It's probably best not to drive with your car windows open in the city or its surrounding suburbs. You'll find a lot of people trying to sell oranges/newspapers etc. to motorists at major roadway intersections - don't ever buy from them as it will only attract others to crowd your car and there is the potential for people to smash your window and grab whatever is in sight (mobile phone, wallet...).
Avoid wearing expensive jewellery, watch, clothes as it will make you a prime target for the city's numerous pickpockets.
A lot of buskers and beggars ride the Brisbane City Council buses. Be weary of these if you intend to use them for transport as some (of the beggars) can be quite aggressive. There are also sanitation issues with some parts of Brisbane, so be prepared to see a lot of rubbish on footpaths, in gutters etc.

>>92358
Is there another Brisbane, Australia that I don't know about? I never saw anything like that in the Brisbane I lived in for over a decade...

I mean, people selling shit at intersections? wtf was that lol

If you're ever in Makati (central business district) of Manila.

Don't eat at non-Western franchises at the Landmark Food Court.

Got a nasty case of amoebic dysentery there recently. Which is why I'm spending my New Year's sober in my Singapore hotel room instead of partying at Siloso Beach.

Idaho: there be mormons here.

>>92358
Damn! Australia sounds like hell. No wonder they produce people like Hitler,Josef Fritzl, and Einstein :(

Don't think I'll be visiting there anytime soon mate!

>>92434
Don't forget about Boris Yeltsin.

>>92438
Yeah him too. But at least Boris is death and will never be able to harm another child ever again.

>>92250
adding onto this: Don't go to Hastings Street without some way of defending yourself.

Avoid Oakland, CA.

>>92358

pretty good troll

If you move to Baltimore lol you're a retard and the nigra are gonna kill you.

If you move to D.C. stay away from the nigra.

The end.

Fort Worth, Texas
Full of mexicans and blacks, also lots of sand people.

Fortunately for you, all of the above mentioned groups are harmless because everyone in texas owns several guns - and so should you.

ITT
White people afraid of confrontation

This guy, MadBadVooDo, has a pretty good story about his dealings with pot farmers and crooked cops in south eastern Kentucky. Link is to part 1. He's still adding parts, and he's up to 9 or 10 now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8VChLhNVCM&feature=channel_page

>>92629
No not afraid. Simply on average a higher IQ than blacks, and are more capable of controlling our emotions, and weighing in the consequences of our actions.
How many times have you seen a black on some news program savagely attack someone only to break out in tears once the heat of the moment passes?
Even browns and yellows are capable of civilized behavior. I guess Sub Saharans never evolved this particular behavior.

>>92637
>No not afraid

>>92639
Hi, you must be new to the English language.

If you're ever in Guam, don't expect anybody to ever be on time.

Expect everybody that isn't white say that they are fullblood Chamorro, when really they're all filipino halfbreeds.

Sometimes your water and electricity will turn off. Don't worry too much about it.

Stay inside during typhoons. You don't need to take any special precautions, everything on the island is already built for them. Just get some food and water and you'll be AWWWRIIGHTTT!

Most of all, take it easy. Everybody else does, and that's what makes the island so great.

I knew a girl from Guam once. Amazing tits. Like, traffic-stopping grade breasts.

>>92629

No need to be afraid. My state lets me carry a concealed pistol everywhere I go.

I just know to stay away from the nigra.

http://burgersub.org/murders2k8.htm

lol safe

If you ever come to Västerås, Sweden (which would fucking amaze me) you have nothing to be afraid of, everything is cool here, just chill and don't be a fucking annoying prick and people won't mind what you do.

If you come to Montréal, expect a lot of snow on roads and sidewalk during the winter. The city will clear the minimum possible. And pack a heavy winter coat. But don't expect a short mellow summer because of that, though, shit will burn like the sun is kissing you.

If you ever go to Houston, Texas, everyone is really friendly but owns at least five guns and will kill you for disrespecting them, excluding niggers

>>92632
lol, butthrt
i never heard that term outside of 4chan

If you ever go to Washington just keep in mind that while it may be overcast and/or rainy most of the year, July and August are usually dry and sunny, averaging in the 70s-80s. Don't buy weed in any town within 45 minutes of Graninte Falls, it is ALL laced.

The only parts of Washington with high black populations are Seattle, Everett and Tacoma, Seattle's negros aren't so bad but Tacoma has some pretty hardcore ghetto trash areas. Don't wear red in Everett if you're a nigger, they will kill you. If you're white they'll know better because we care when white people get shot.

We had an old law that said every nigger in the state had to report to the local city hall for a beating once per year based on the assumption that if you were a nigger you probably broke the law at least once a year. This law was repealed a few years ago as we stopped enforcing it in the '90s.