don't cross the border.

don't cross the border

the border --don't cross it.

throw rocks across the border at trapped norkies

Michelle Rhee's parental units are from South Korea. Michelle Rhee is so tasty --I ate her out today at school

I love her so hard, her hair tickles my neck as she lays on top of my strong, masculine back. THe morining sun warms both of our naked bodies.

don't cross the border

I heard it's preferable not to cross the border.

I heard the border is nice this time of year.

the border

jesus was on a cross

don't it.

take a trip to dokdo, check out what all the fuss is about.

Tell the stewardesses that you're hungry (in english, never in korean) and they will get you all sorts of goodies.

Don't go, it's a shithole.

Don't eat the meat. It could be Lassie on the end of your fork. I don't kid around.

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Why not go to REAL KOREA instead of puppet Korea?

>>87930
because that would require crossing the border

and it's fucking expensive

>>87922

you're an idiot

the dog restaurants are far and few between, and the ones that ARE, bluntly say it out front

Tell em ur from north korea, they will love u!

Don't jump up and down in public, don't climb on things.

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But I'm a gymnast.

Jumping up and down and climbing on things is kind of what I do for a living.

Be white, but you need to be tall.

Koreans seem to be tall for Asians.

Yeah, you need to be white. Preferably light eyes and fair hair.

Tell them you're Japanese.

>>87985
none of them koreans at my university is above 180cm

I'm ethnically Korean (both parent immigrated in the 70s), but born in the US. I was forced to live with an aunt in Seoul for a summer. That was a disgusting, hot, lonely and incredibly boring summer. Day after day I sat there in her non-AC apartment breathing the dirty air, getting bitten by mosquitoes and trying to watch TV I couldn't understand at all. Returning home to Virginia felt like returning to civilization. I'll never return there. Fuck.

I know Korea's changed a lot since then (btw I think Starcraft sucks), but I just wanted to drop this in.

>>88361
Wow, that's the kind of insight i look for in /trv/ threads. When did you go there? That seriously make me think twice about living in South Korea.

>>88361
Wow, what the hell? Mosquitos and heat?
I never thought of those being a problem.

Looking at a world map I just realized SK was at the same latitude as NY. I was always under the notion that it was farther north..

take a fan with you, randomly pull it out to threaten people

Visit the Nazi-themed restaurant for lulz and jewrage