are you actually serious?

how old are you?

i think this was a bad vacation choice for you.

>>293002
Not a exactly a vacation choice, family is going there in part for bussiness.

Went there 2 years ago, HCM City, very friendly people. Even the guys who try to sell you things will leave you alone if you say no thanks, unlike some other places I've been to. The streets are super crowded in the city, but most of the people are really chill and enjoy a chat with anybody.

American's might think that we are a big deal, but we're just another people over there. france, japan, china, have all fought vietnam, and the majority of tourists going there now are french, americans, and austrailians.

there are a lot of nice places to visit, just pick up any tourist guide. everything is pretty cheap, think 1/3 the prices here.

I also went up to Ha Long Bay, and that was fucking Amazing.

go for the food.
the fusion of cuisine there is unmatched anywhere.

Find a slut with some physical deformities due Agent Orange lulz, and fuck her FOR AMERICA.

Everyone I've talked to who's been there keeps saying the same thing: "You don't know man, you weren't there!"

OP, you septic wanker!

That photo is of the australian army.

We hate the Chinese most, next we hate the older Japanese.
They did their worst in war times.

Americans, French and everywone else are very welcomed tourists.

there are some war memorials and museums but nothing worth visiting unless maybe you were in the war. and besides they are all government owned propaganda outlets that few people visit.

stick to south viet nam, there is a big difference between north and south. the north looks and feels like a stiff communist country, while the south is much more relaxed and simple.

>>293014
when did he say otherwise?

>derp

try to relive some flashbacks
say "gook" as often as possible
at night, drink vodka, paint your face, and dress in camo while watching apocalypse now at full volume, then sleep with a baseball bat and barricade your hotel door in case charlie comes to kill you

Where are you going in Vietnam? Hanoi and Ho Chi Minh (Saigon) are both very nice. The driving is fucking insane there, so take taxis; you probably shouldn't do any driving yourself.

There are shitloads of temples and random "touristy" attractions to visit in Hanoi.

HCM is kind of like Vietnam's NYC. You can do regular city stuff there. You can visit the "palace" (not sure if this is what it's called, but the people who live there should understand what you're talking about.)

Both places have great food. As opposed to Vietnamese restaurants in the US, which usually have a broad range of Vietnamese food, in Vietnam, each restaurant has a specialty. Personally, I liked Hanoi's food a bit better than HCM's.

>>293056 again
There's also lots of stuff to do outside of the major cities. One activity that I particularly enjoyed was an area with a bunch of lakes, mountains, and caves. You got in a boat and a woman rowed you into several caves underneath several mountains. I don't remember where it was, but it was within an hour of Hanoi.

>>293060

before the gook slits your throat in the cave and dumps your body in the water

>>293069
>LOL RACISM

>>293010
SECONDED

the french bread + asian toppings = godly sammich
and it cost like 5000 VND off a street vendor, which is like 25 cents.

>>293156
Enjoy your parasites

>>293183
meh. i still think it was worth it. and whats so bad about sharing my body with a couple friends?