Stand where the niggers are at (the bus stop) at the bus stop there is a schedule, the bus should follow this schedule (disregard if you are in a mediterranean country). When you get on or before with the people, you can ask how much a fare is. Drop the fare in the box. When you approach your stop, push the button, and the bus will stop.

pull the string

Do you indicate your stop, at the stop?

slightly before, sometimes the bus will have an automatic announcement telling you what stop is next.

How do you open the doors?

>>292004
all the doors open automatically whenever the bus stops at a stop

sit up front, next to the driver. he will guide you through your journey.

Ausfag speaking:
1) Buy a ticket at an outlet. Most newsagents will do it. Some buses don't sell tickets on the bus, but most do
2) Get on and if you bought the ticket from an outlet, slip it into the box oboard and it'll go bzzzt woop woop beeep and spit it back out
3) When you're anywhere between your stop and the previous one, press the STOP buttons that are long the poles
4) Bus driver will pull over and doors will open automatically. It's polite to exit via the rear doors

YAY, I did it, it was pain free.

1. Buy bus tickets >(cheaper than cash fare)
2. Enter bus, and place ticket in to ticket and money eating machine
3. Get bus transfer from driver >(valid for 2 hours on any bus in any direction at any stop until expiry time)
4. Ride on bus, the stops are automatically announced by the lady computer voice thingy. The next stop is also displayed on the LED display thingy inside bus.
5. When next stop is announced, and it's the one you want, pull the string by the windows, or press any one of the red Stop buttons.
6. Hear a DING sound and the STOP REQUESTED indicator lights up.
7. Walk to the back doors
8. When the bus stops and door lights turn on, touch (don't need to push) the touch bars on the doors and the doors will open.
9. ?????
10. PROFIT !!!

What city is OP in?

If you're in Houston don't bother - you'll get shived and robbed.

>>292391

In Canada, in the GTA.

>>292386
Yay! High five!

Can't believe this thread's for real.

O______O

>>292415

>>292452
Can't believe you really think that. Are you our benchmark, are you?

>>292386
Good job! This kind of thing can be weirdly intimidating. Now you are in charge of your destiny!

everyone in this thread is a richfag. fucking ticket machines?

i get on the bus, hand some overweight middle aged man some money and then sit in a puddle of piss until i get vaguely near where i need to be