music on the ipod + a pillow.

>>181113

I catch up on all those movies that I meant to see in theatres but then later avoided because I heard they were bad/goofy/embarrassing but I wanna still see them anyways.

I started reading again. I don't travel as much as I used to but back in the days I'd play the shit out of my Gameboy. Always with the pokemon blue and silver. Then reading. Then We got a portable DVD player and life became awesome.

I claim to be a terrorist and pretend I'm hijacking the plane to kamikaze it into the White House.

Oh the stories. And I got a free trip to Cuba as a token of appreciation, once.

>>181159
>We

Are you royalty? or a god perhaps?

I max out on sleeping pills and take a laptop.

>>181108
tool long; didn't read

>>181108
Bon soir, guys. Do you like my book?

book, ipod, blank notebook, magazine, tranquilizers, glass of wine. If I read too much on anything that moves I get nauseated, but in 30 minute increments I'm ok, I can't sleep on a plane, but the pills and booze help me to not care.

I look out the window

Everytime I fly I catch an early morning flight and I tell myself it's ok that I haven't slept yet because I can sleep on the plane. I'm such a liar to myself, I can never sleep on a plane. It's too uncomfortable and the flight attendants wake you constantly.

Some people have the magical ability to pass out 5 minutes after takeoff and wake up right before landing, it's so weird, but I wish I had that power, to just skip the whole thing.

>>181803

Protip: Dramamine + whatever cheap booze they're serving

Skip the booze if it's an intercontinental flight, since you will wake up dehydrated and have to pee

I suddendly jump out and yell "OH NO THE ENGINE IS ON FIRE!" and then the person I'm traveling with shouts "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!".

Great fun.

>>181814
On my last flight there was a bit of smoke coming from the right engine. Luckily we landed all right.

Re-watch episodes of Top Gear or read

>>181803

I lol'd.

roll a joint

time passes soooo slowww

>>182343
How is that funny? I'm not the poster but I always sit next to some lucky douche on the plane who can instantly fall asleep on the plane once they sit down.

i stare at the wing all flight long and shit my pants every time it wobbles a little. keeps me pretty occupied. having that giant engine hanging off such a thin looking wing JUST DOESNT FEEL RIGHT MAN

actually i just watch whatever shit they have available on those little screens built into the seats. i hate how entire chunks of them are just edited out but i guess you can't complain.

>>182340
>Re-watch episodes of Top Gear or read

>implying someone who watches Top Gear can read
>greentext

>>182397

what the fuck? i dont even give a shit about cars and i think top gear is awesome. you sir have bad taste

I fantasize about the hostesses. Pic related but on a bus.

>>181108
a) Read a sci-fi novel or about some homicide investigation....
b) Listening music
c) Think about how probably everybody will die meanwhile we are traveling...

> I fantasize about the hostesses

Yup, same here.
You have to traval on a good company though.
Can't really fantasize when the hostess has hair on her chin. Or is an old hag.

>>182462
Does this really happen in Japan?

>>182479
This _only_ happens in Japan.

>>182485
>>I'm a faggot

I ask for full cans

>>182500
no u

>>181803


was flying from Finland to Minnesota

didnt sleep the night before


got on the plane, hoping i can fall asleep

some black dude from a clay hut (no joking, i saw pics) sits next to me... falls asleep like within 10 mins.


I fuck around for 8 hours

FML
flying from Vegas all night bender - to MN

almost puking from alcohol and just wanting to sleep

this fucking MOM next to me opens the smelliest fucking food in the world for her retarded loud kids

they start eating on the fucking plane the food they all prepped - it all smelled like shit.

somehow i blacked out for a decent sleep - got home and slept for 28 hours straight.

I'm going from SNA->SFO next week, and while it's only 1hr30min to 1hr45min, the time drags on for 36 hours.

Does Anon know if the bar in SNA a) is pricey (I assume it is), b) rules? I plan on taking enough dph to toss me to the moon, but that could change.

>>182501
LOL


officially the funniest thread on /trv/

this makes flying.... interesting.