Kthxbia

>>1413308
you forgot your sage.

Wait what? I know Sean Long's a dirty fucker that no one likes, but a pedophile? Where'd this come from?

What up prudes? "the bee shoots honey on a flower's face" "ZOMG HE'S FIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLTTTTTHHHHHHYYYYYYYY! KILLL HIIIIMM! DIRTY PEDO!"

>>1413315
Please for the love of fuck don't ask

>>1413315
where have you been haha ? he supposedly showed some minor porn and told him some dirty shit peaugh and some other dude did these yt vids to try and fuck him over about it and he lost his Big bad toy store sponsership

>>1413324
>>1413323
I spent the entire weekend catching up with my Jojo's Bizarre Adventure readings.Didn't get on /toy/.

Sean is many things, but I dont think pedophile is one of them

sage

>>1413331
Just lurk the back pages of /toy/, you'll know exactly which threads when you get to them.

>>1413331

Keep reading, stay away from /toy/, and join one of the smaller toy-related forum communities.

Why? Because /toy/ is shit, and has been for over half a year now. I have no idea what went wrong, but it suddenly got flooded with elitist fatfarts, /b/ kiddos, and weeaboo pedofucks.

ESCAPE WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME!

>>1413331
Stay away from sean long, since your only 13/14 dude

lame drama is lame

shits weak son

>>1413367

I agree that it is weak that someone is an accused pedophile and has people actually rally to him. Also that some people fabricated shit about the people that exposed him did it for youtube subscriptions.

>>1413306

>>1413332
>>1413349
>>1413371

>>1413381

Yeah. One person is arguing with himself. You're fucking retarded.

>>1413404

Oh boy, this again.

if you have to keep discussing it

at least make it about the lulziest thing to come out of it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzZLzcxxCoI

shartimusprime telling the children of america to masturbate and stop being such salty whiteboy squares

cool unmoderated board bro

>>1413459

That guy doesn't understand basic logic. "They don't like him. They made it up." So basically if someone that liked Sean admitted he was a pedophile it would be true then?

What's this about a speech defending himself?

>>1413480
I'm afraid so

>>1413482

http://www.mefeedia.com/video/30609696

People are saying that Jin wrote it for him. You can tell that someone wrote it because he's more well spoken then normally. Except for when he looks up.

>>1413489

It's also the speech that got him fired from BigBadToyStore

>>1413485

No one is that fucking petty. Peaugh is seemingly independently wealthy. So he doesn't need youtube hits for money and he's given Sean advice multiple times in the past. He's gotten fed up with his shit and this was the final straw.

Is this conversation even taking place? For fuck sake a 14 year old boy gets offended by a shitty joke and that makes the guy a pedo. Nice. Maybe the kid should man the fuck up and stop sucking his sisters titties so hard.

>>1413493

Yeah which is why he didn't post it on one of his youtube accounts.

>>1413497

Yeah and if it were a 14 year old girl it would be a different story wouldn't it? Also good show blaming the fucking kid.

>>1413493
Yikes.

>>1413502

Cry me a river you conservative pussy. Oh poor baby. He heard a bee joke. Quick get the fucking torches so we can kill this motherfucker. This kid is the biggest fucking pansy I've ever heard of and I look forward to watching his ass get hounded for being an utter dipshit.

"Mama. Make the bad man with the bee jokes stop."
Sob
Sob
Sob

Also 14 year old girls are sluts. This is a proven fact. I read it on wikipedia. Checkmate faggot.

>>1413489
It sounds pretty clumsily worded. He's obviously reading from a script. He likely wrote it out and revised it and practiced it for several days.

FFUUCKKK.

It's the whole Malcolm in the middle gang here.

SINNOO, PEDOFAG FFF

No more bee jokes daddy. Please. No more!

>>1413526
>>1413515
He's not denying that he broke the law by giving porn to a minor.

I came on here and thought I was on /b/. I feel so sorry for you guys.

>>1413489

That's pretty much an admission of guilt. Also lol blame everyone. It's everyone's fault but mine. I made mistakes. The people who are saying this didn't like me so it's not true.

>>1413535
Oh wait, nevermind, he did deny the accusation that he shared porn or porn links with a child.

>>1413306

Seriously. Grow up.

>>1413480

Don't mind me guys. I'm just checking out this super hot porno.

FAP FAP FAP

>>1413731

she hot 10/10

this bee is very honest with her feelings

>>1413731
You forgot about the allegations of him sharing porn with a minor. Which is a felony.

>>1413738

Oh noes. Allegations!!!

I didn't know we had an E-Lawyer in the thread.

great, more ignorant fucks talking about this dumb shit
who the fuck cares what that retard seanlong did, he is bound to fuck up again sooner or later, maybe people wont be so forgiving then, let the retard live however the fuck he wants to live.

>>1413747
What else would you prefer I call them?

It's not a term that was invented by the court system you know.

It means exactly what it sounds like. He allegedly shared porn with a child.

By the way, that is, in fact, a crime.

Why not leave this to the child's parents? They're the only ones who can press charges.

I can only imagine the grand failure that a /toy/ led raid would be.

>>1413767

What's that? Allegations are crimes. We'll you'd better stop making them than. Otherwise the police might show up, tie you down to the chair, and tell you jokes involving nothing but flowers and bees.

OH GOD

BTW this is my fancy hat. Since we're discussing such important things and all I felt compelled to wear it.

>>1413781
>intentionally misunderstanding what was said
No, actually you see, I clearly stated that sharing porn with a child is a crime. A felony unless I'm mistaken.

But you probably believe me. You probably think, "HURR HURR HE'S MAKING IT UP."


18 U.S.C. § 1470

Look that up for me would you?

>>1413828

Ok so what's your point? So there are allegations. Here's one. I allege that you fuck kittens. Now should the internet rally to contact the ASPCA and Peta to stop your evil campaign of kitten fucking. People can claim anything but it doesn't amount to shit.

This board is fucking sad. A bunch of fucking 40 year olds acting like they're the defenders of innocence. Seriously. This is the stupidest shit I've ever seen and that one chick from earlier contacting BBTS to get Sean shit kicked was fucked up.

I mean it be funny if she was just a bitch or a troll but nope, she's a white knight rushing to save the day.

Have you seen what the two little fuck heads have been posting all over the place? Both are gloating and running their mouths.

everyone involved in this is a faggot

sean? mega faggot
peaugh? faggot
optihypocritimus? gigantic faggot
the kids? faggots

>>1413852
Fallacious argument is fallacious.

>>1413860

Oh shi........ You got me. Good job ace. Still doesn't change the fact that Jesse and Rikki are raging faggots. Kids nowadays I tell ya. We need longer coat hangers at the abortion clinic to avoid this shit in the future.

>>1413852

>that one chick from earlier contacting BBTS to get Sean shit kicked

Wait, what?

>>1413876
I think this picture is really related.

>>1413879

Well haven't you heard there are allegations. So of course a representative of /toy/ jumped into action. Good job guys. Awesome.

>>1413900
You seem to be rather passive aggressive.

Relax. He's innocent until proven guilty isn't he? So why are you so passive aggressive to anyone simply bringing up the fact that a child is accusing him of sharing porn with him?

I mean, it's not your business is it? Or, is it possible that you're so passive aggressive because maybe this is somehow personal for you?

>>1413900
Yes.

Us discussing this amongst ourselves is "action."

>>1413918

Passive aggressive. Dipshit I'm being fully aggressive. Are you blind or just fucking stupid? I mean there I am enjoying some /b/ and people are like have you seen the fags in /toy/. So I come to check it out and you're all fagging up 4chan. God damn. How's that possible I know this place is segregated but it's not totally detached.

/toy/ = Protectors of Children everywhere. Destroyers of bee jokes.

>>1413929
>I mean there I am enjoying some /b/
Your argument is now null and void.

gb2/b/ please.

>>1413929

You know, man...you talk like a typical /b/tard internet tough guy...but I think I like you.

>>1413942
Great, thanks.

Now he'll never leave.

>>1413938
>>1413948

Well I'm sorry I got all your panties in a bunch on this but maybe if you'd let your balls retract and remember what it's like to be men /b/ wouldn't have to come in here to kick you fags in the ass.

>>1413929
Let me see if I got this right...

You're calling me a troll for making a logical argument.

Ok.

>>1413957
/b/ has nothing to do with being a man.

It has everything to do with being a child.

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>>1413960

No Columbo I'm calling you fucking retarded. I thought the post was pretty clear on that. But let me reiterate: You are retarded. See included picture. It's related.

Seriously who the fuck comes onto a 4chan board and tries to use logic. Nigger do you even know where you are right now. Go take your old man medicine and stop bathing in soup.

>>1413980
You're the one flinging logical fallacies left and right and you're calling me retarded?

Just so you know, not all boards are /b/. In fact, pretty much every board besides /b/ hates /b/. In fact other /b/fags hate /b/fags because they're retarded man-children. And that's something coming from a board that's dedicated to toys.

Here's a thought:
"IT'S 4CHAN SO NO LOGIC ALLOWED" is an intellectual cop out that allows you to be braindead because hey, 4chan, amirite?

Continue to cop out of every argument with, "INTERNET, 4CHAN, MEMES! LULZ XD"

>>1413974
made my day

>>1413980
>Seriously who the fuck comes onto a 4chan board and tries to use logic.

People who are not /b/fags.

>>1413997

Holy shit. Is it your first day here? Did you accidentally miss-type GaiaOnline? /b/fag? What the fuck is that? Do you mean /b/tard? Fuck man, you are one of those wiki exodus fucks who wants to be hip right? Oh shi... I'm gonna be cool like my college age son and surf the world wide web. You know I hear it's a series of tubes. You should look into that.

>>1413997
in b4, "THEY JUST HATE US CUZ THER JELUS!"

Notice how every time /b/ is like, "WE NEED UR HELP GUYS COME HELP US RAID THIS GUY HE'S DDOSING /b/ EVEN THOUGH INTERNET SERIOUS BUSINESS" every board is just, "lol, no, get fucked."

>>1414010
either sage the fucking thread, or get the fuck out you shitbag. you're not helping matters any.

read the goddamn trip, faggot.

>>1414018

Spank me daddy cause' I ain't going anywhere.

>>1413929

You don't give a fuck about the children. This is solely about you and your grudge with Sean.

Don't bullshit me.

>>1414010
>What the fuck is that?

It's what I call /b/fags since they are fags.

You don't deserve to be called a /b/tard, fuckstain. /b/tards were people who remember /b/ before shitheads like you showed up. Before habbo, and before 2006.

No, you aren't a /b/tard. You're a /b/FAG. A faggot that visits /b/.

/b/fags are meme spouting children who love their, "LOL RANDOM" shit who pretend to be "HARDCORE BALLS TO THE WALL EXXXXTREME WOOO LOOK AT ME AREN'T I COOL I LOOKED AT GOATSE NOW I'M A COOL GUY! WOO! LOOK AT ME! OFFENSIVE PICTURES! ANON I LEEJUN EPIX RAID FOR TEH JUSTICE WINS LOLOL XD!"

You're a memespouting pile of shit without a single original bone in your body. You don't even remember what /b/ was. You just repeat what everyone around you says and does because you want to fit in.

>>1414041

Wow and how long did it take you to find Habbo on ED before you came back to fill me in on history dipshit? You're so fucking disconnected from this place you'd probably attempt to spell check an hero cause' you'd think it was a mistake.

TL;DR - cocks

>>1414048
>I'm HARDCORE! I'M FROM /b/! I'M COOL!

yeah, being from /b/ and liking /b/ doesn't get you cred. At all. It gets you pity.