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03/01/11(Tue)13:08 No.14088116Copy/pasting some previous idea.
>Cardcaptor
Sakura parody with a scientific bend, where instead of a bunch of cards
some pedophile wizard created for his twisted enjoyment (seriously, why
does the card specifically designed to wash him look like a ten year
old girl?) Sakura/another magical girl accidentally sets free the
embodiments of natural laws, since the laws of nature are conveniently
stored in a single book and put into the reach of a ten year old girl.
>So
instead of the Earthy, the Fly, the Jump and so on, she'll have to
fight and subdue cards like the Thermodynamics (four little girls, one
for each law of thermodynamics obviously), the Natural Selection, the
Central Dogma, the Le Chatelier's Principle and so on. Of course, since
those cards can freely alter the scientific law they govern, she has to
pull Jojo-style elaborate plans to capture them, such as kicking the
Thermodynamics to the space using the Gravity, where there isn't much
heat for the former card to use. She is assisted in her quest by Newton
and Leibniz, fluffy animal mascots who eventually turn out to really be
those Newton and Leibniz. Unlike Cerberus and Yue, both of them serve
her from the beginning, but they're not much help because all they do is
bickering constantly about who invented calculus. Instead of the
Paracelsian elements, the cards are seperated into four groups of 13,
for Biology, Maths, Physics and Chemistry. Again unlike Yue/Cerberus,
Newton and Leibniz don't have dominion over any of those, since they
can't agree who gets to have Maths.
>There
should be yuri too, because it is an unspoken law that magical girl
shows should have yuri, and both Newton and Leibniz's reactions to it
should be gold since they're both good Christians. That and I dislike
how Syaoran turned out, especially since as of Tsubasa: Reservoir
Chronicles half of the male cast is Syaoran in one way or another, and I
don't mean they look or act like him, they're literally clones. |
