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    74 KB Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:42 No.8871558  
    I wish to make a loli in Dark heresy, /tg/.

    What career should she be?
    I was thinking Tech-Priest, but I'm not sure.

    Adept? Or perhaps Cleric...

    Also, its a legitimate result on the age table. I'm not just being weird.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:45 No.8871591
    Magus Biologis
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:45 No.8871593
    >>8871558
    so far, I've seen a loli assassin.

    Which was weird since I was a shota tech-priest.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:45 No.8871603
    Come on.

    I was thinking High INT with perhaps high FEL (Not for tech, obv.).
    If Tech, it'd go to something like perception or toughness for muscloli
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:46 No.8871613
    how old is fran anyway?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:06 No.8871830
    >>8871593
    Did it end in delicious heretical sex?

    Tell me it ended in delicious heretical sex.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:08 No.8871844
    >>8871558
    Assasin or Psyker are the only choices that would happen cannonicly

    Id pick pysker because demonhosting is always fun!
    >> Firstquest 03/30/10(Tue)04:08 No.8871845
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    "I want to make a Loli"

    Here let me give you some advice, pic related.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:11 No.8871872
    >>8871845
    Hey bra. How about you stop trying to strangle someones creativity.

    Go be a good namefriend and go somewhere else
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:15 No.8871933
    >>8871558
    >wish to make a loli

    This is a bad premise for any character made only worse once you take it in game. Sub-20 strength and toughness, and child's curiosity (such a wonderful thing when reading the wrong book will send you mad/infect you with a warp-spawned mind worm/both), being notably out of place in many circumstances, a less developed intellect, the inability to wield anything large than a pistol (or having to have lower power equipment specifically crafted for you), the list goes on.

    Also, 0+1d10 years is not "Mature." You are being weird. And trolling, you fiend.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)10:55 No.8875237
    Alright, cool.
    Made loli-psyker.

    She's totes sexy.

    Gonna rock.

    Thanks /tg/
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)10:56 No.8875254
    >loli

    No. Stupid. Horrible idea. A young girl would in no way have enough training or ability to serve as an Acolyte. Doesn't fit the setting at all, and reeks of trying to cram your fetish into the game or turn Dark Heresy into a JRPG.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)11:00 No.8875290
    >>8871613
    I don't think it's mentioned. Mentally, she's got a child's curiosity and view of morality, coupled with genius-level medical, scientific, and biological knowledge. Huge Int, practically no Wis. Physically, again, it isn't mentioned - either how long she has existed, or how old she actually looks. In the latter, I always imagined her as looking late-teens to early-twenties, kinda skinny and gawky.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)11:02 No.8875308
    >>8875254
    Dude, 9's an applicable age on the age table.

    Check for yourself.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)11:03 No.8875324
    Reminds me of the Children's Crusade. That went well. Not even kiddies are spared from all that is GRIM and DARK
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)11:04 No.8875339
    The ravanor books have a canon example of a child psyker in a inquisitors group.
    >> northern /k/ommando 03/30/10(Tue)11:04 No.8875344
    >>8871613
    >how old is fran anyway?
    most likely a lot older than she looks.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)11:05 No.8875347
    >>8875308
    Presumably only there to facilitate Sanctioned Psyker characters who, after the years added to their starting age during the Sanctioning, aren't middle-aged. So this "loli" Psyker is actually going to be substantially older.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)11:07 No.8875371
    >>8871933
    >>8875308
    You realize that's a typo, right?
    >> Lich Loli 03/30/10(Tue)11:08 No.8875376
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    >>8871845
    Mollie says you can go suck Mellifleur's ethereal chill touch causing cock.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)11:11 No.8875408
    >>8875376
    Konflikti?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)11:26 No.8875569
    >>8875371
    Typo or not, its legal and valid.

    Suck it, fluff!

    In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only moe~!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)11:38 No.8875680
    >>8875569
    Not in the official errata.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)11:47 No.8875766
    >>8875680
    Sure it is.

    If you belieeeeeeeeeeve
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)11:50 No.8875798
    >>8875569
    Good thing no GM worth the title would let someone play it. Any GM who allows a loli in a DH group doesn't deserve to be GM'ing.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)11:51 No.8875810
    >>8875798
    I guess my GM doesn't deserve to be playing then,
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)12:19 No.8876119
    I'd suggest psyker, or anything not using combat weapons or any weapon with recoil.

    Any decent gun with recoil would break the arms of a loli, and any close combat would inevitably end in getting chopped in half.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)12:29 No.8876238
    >>8876119
    Ironically as long as she could lift it a bolt pistol would be just fine as it has no recoil.

    Go full out DAWWW factor: Make a loli hive scum and somehow get her a tiny suit of power armor and have her carry a bolt pistol like it was a full sized bolter and a chain knife.

    Call her Chibi-Sister, use her as bait to lure out Slaneshi cultists.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)12:31 No.8876263
    >>8876238
    No recoil on bolt weapons has been retconned. You fire the bolt with a normal charge before the rocket engine engages nowadays.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)12:35 No.8876327
    >>8876263
    Hand flamer for chibi sister then?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)12:36 No.8876352
    >>8876327
    Fuel weight.

    Give her a blowpipe. She should have the stamina from all her choir duty and it would make her an even bigger Slaanesh bait.
    >> northern /k/ommando 03/30/10(Tue)12:36 No.8876354
    >>8876238
    >Go full out DAWWW factor: Make a loli hive scum and somehow get her a tiny suit of power armor and have her carry a bolt pistol like it was a full sized bolter and a chain knife.
    this could be hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)12:38 No.8876391
    >>8876327
    Nothing for the chibi-sister, because the concept of chibi-sister is stupid and doesn't fit in with the background at all.

    Inb4 LOLOL WHY SO BUTTHURT YOU TAKE 40K SO SERIOUSLY IT'S JUST A BIG FAT JOKE LOL WHO GIVES A SHIT

    In Dark Heresy, some people roleplay as if the 40K universe is something other than a big fucking colossal joke. All in all, it makes for a much more pleasant experience than just treating it as a silly slapstick comedy RPG - which it clearly isn't.

    So, no.

    "Chibis" aren't suitable for DH. Neither are "lolis". Neither are minors of any sort as playable character.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)12:43 No.8876450
    >>8876352
    If she has a power armor she could go the other direction with a comically oversized weapon, i'm thinking a thunder hammer that looks suspiciously like some sort of bugs bunny type over sized mallet.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)12:47 No.8876496
    Maybe some kid from the Schola Progenium...
    But Inquisitors don't have padawans. When an acolyte starts field work, he is arround 20.

    TLDR:bad idea, keep your penis in your pants.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)12:53 No.8876548
    Do a psyker, a mutant who in adition to developing psykic powers has also lost some of the genes that cause aging. A child in body, they've got the mental age, language, knowledge and drives of your standard 40 year old.

    In other words; play Psyker Baby Herman.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)12:53 No.8876555
    >>8876496
    Except Ravonor did exactly that with a child psyker.

    Actually two, he added the girl child psyker from the witch house to one of his teams. Also the Distaff had several child nulls as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)12:55 No.8876570
    >>8871558
    >Also, its a legitimate result on the age table. I'm not just being weird.
    It's a trap! Script, GTFO of Sweden, the policemen there won't believe it's just DH!
    >> OOP 03/30/10(Tue)12:55 No.8876572
    Hm. Play a creepy child psyker. Or a creepy child prodigy techpriest. Or a creepy murderous child assassin.

    In the grimdark future of the 41st millenium, there is no room for cuteness. If a kid is involved in inquisition work, that kid is gonna be creepy as fuck...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)12:55 No.8876580
    Go with OP's pic, play Franken Fran.

    Magos biologis using a modified cyber cherub chassis.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)12:59 No.8876627
    Wouldn't a kid be useful to the inquisition as no one would suspect them?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:00 No.8876635
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    ...dddid somebody say flat assassin?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:02 No.8876662
    >>8876580
    >cyber cherub chassis
    what the...

    We already made stats for her: Mind Cleansed; The Cold Grave, Mutation within, roll Major Mutation: From Beyond.

    +fuckload of med/utility mechandrites
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:05 No.8876700
    >>8871844
    Yo, quit Da Shinin' shiz already, fool!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:07 No.8876722
    >>8876662
    shitty stats are shitty
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:11 No.8876783
    Play a midget assassin who used surgery to look like a loli so targets would be more likely to trust her.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:15 No.8876826
    >>8876722
    I could dig the whole list from the archieves, but I really, really don't feel like doing that.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:22 No.8876927
    >>8876572

    indeed

    a lot of imperial organizations train their wards from childhood to do fucked up things

    say an inquisitor got his hands on one before their training was done? or was given one to allow for field training?

    i can easily imagine a teen commisar - massive hardon for the EMPRAH, no mercy, all dicipline!

    or a techpriest 'child' where its an adult techpriest that has been cyborg'd enough + limbs that can telescopically project/retract from adult to child length

    sure, it'd make you look awfully stubby, but tech priests do tend to robe up anyway.

    loli psyker that through sanctioning at early age stopped developing sounds perfectly plausible to me - considering the setting
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:25 No.8876973
    9 is not a legimate result on the age table in my book. The lowest possible result is 16. You're just making this up.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:26 No.8876979
    >>8876927i can easily imagine a teen commisar - massive hardon for the EMPRAH, no mercy, all dicipline!


    Inquisitor Crovax slid his calloused hands down his young ward's pants. He could feel the boy's meat harden under his grip. Sweat dripped from his bald head unto the acolyte's soft cheeks. The Inquisitor howled:

    "THIS IS THE EMPEROR'S LOVE"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:28 No.8877009
    >>8876927
    All Commissars have training regulations that only allows them to go on the field at a certain age, around 18-20. No, I don't have a source for this but it's pretty obvious seeing as they have to go through the standard combat training of storm troopers plus the morale enforcement training of a Commissar.
    The techpriest would be treated as demented and would be shunned by all of his comrades for having a physically inefficient body.
    The psyker's the only acceptable one but to be honest? You're just looking for excuses to play a loli.

    Fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:29 No.8877023
    well, in the eyes of Eldar, everyone else is a loli
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:31 No.8877049
    >>8877009
    Wouldn't they like the loli techpriest? After all she has begun getting rid of the weak flesh even earlier. Of course it has the whole new problem of growing out of your implants.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:34 No.8877077
    >>8877009
    Loli assassins! You can't say "You're not enough old to"-BLAM. Seriously, doesn't anybody know Tokyo Red Hood?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:37 No.8877105
    >>8877049
    Most techpriests might their own implants and if your GM would allow you to play a stereotypical bubbly prodigal techloli then sure, by all means, feel free to play it. I'm just glad I'm not in your group.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:37 No.8877116
    >>8876391
    >implying the 40k universe isn't a colossal joke trying to be serious
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:38 No.8877125
    >>8877077
    Caught by the Inquisition and trained by the Inquisition to be awesome assassins *when they grow up*.
    >> Lace 03/30/10(Tue)13:38 No.8877128
    >>8875254
    >Doesn't fit the setting at all
    Actually, it sounds to me that 40k is the exact type of grimdark place where they'd send a child into battle.

    I can imagine a child stripped away of all their childish desires, though not completely without them. During the mission, she's cold hearted, calculating, and ruthless. Then on one planet where nothing is wrong, just a backwater planet with a lot of green, you manage to catch the look on her face when she thinks no one is looking. The look of childlike wonder, no matter how fleeting, on her face as she sees a butterfly.

    But then again, I'm weird like that and love that kind of stuff. Child soldiers are a good trope.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:38 No.8877133
    >>8875798

    Good thing no GM worth the title wouldn't let someone play it. Any GM who allows a loli in a DH group deserves a medal

    your post was broke, I fixed it
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:38 No.8877139
    I wish for a loli servator.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:40 No.8877162
    >>8877128
    Except seeing as it's played by the same people who call little girls "lolis", it'd like end up as "Nyaaaa~! Another headshot, Commissar-sensei-kun! Can I has pocky nao? >:3"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:41 No.8877172
    >>8877162
    I would totally play that.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:43 No.8877197
    >>8877172

    Dark Heresy, Maid RPG edition?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:45 No.8877234
    Yes, of course, a mindscrubbed, cyberneticcally resurrected, psyker, anyone? Because it goes so fast, recognising a psyker, sending her to the blackships, earning a mindscrub, getting hurt in combat....
    All that in <10 years? off course.

    Sanctionate psykers are aged by 3d10 years. Starting age is 15 + 1d10 at least.
    So the very least of age for a psyker is 19.
    >> Lace 03/30/10(Tue)13:46 No.8877250
    >>8877162
    I call little girls lolis.

    I'd still play it like the incredibly fucked up thing that it is. An adult before her time. Childlike wonder mixed with the childlike ability to not fully understand her actions mixed with the violence and discipline instilled in her since birth by her mentor or instructors.

    I might also make her smoke. Just because. Hard smoking drill instructor type as a nine year old girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:46 No.8877254
    >>8877128
    Well, the basic idea in 40k is that it's okay if it's grimdark and sad.

    Luckily it's my fetish. Nearly fapped to Nana's Everyday Life
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:49 No.8877280
    >>8877197
    To make it really grimdark, have it DMed by Gemini. It's so hopeless, he'll never continue after the first session.
    Unreliable fuck he is.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:50 No.8877298
    >>8877250
    ...It's official, I now want to run a DH game centered entirely on child soldiers.

    The real trick will be finding players who can handle the subject maturely...

    Which means I should probably look somewhere other than /tg/
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:50 No.8877305
    >>8877250
    well don't. little girls are living humans, lolis are distilled sex
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:53 No.8877351
    >>8877254
    >Nearly fapped to Nana's Everyday Life
    What the hell is wrong with you?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:56 No.8877393
    >>8877351
    Mental suffering, despair and helplessness is my fetish. Main reason I fap to loli guro.

    ...but this is 4chan, who are you to judge?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:56 No.8877401
    >>8877393
    How do you get such a fetish?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:56 No.8877403
    >>8877351
    Could be worse.

    I actually *did* fap to it.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:57 No.8877411
    >>8877298
    Can I play, Anonymous-kun? I promise I will mature :3
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:58 No.8877419
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    >>8877393
    YOU! YES, YOU THERE! INSERT YOUR FIST HERE SO I CAN BROFIST YOU THROUGH THE INTERNET!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)13:58 No.8877422
    >>8877393
    Ever play Yume Miru Kusuri, sir? That was some fucked up shit.

    Definite "do not know if want" material for me, but sounds like it'd be right up your alley.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:00 No.8877439
    ITT: We walk all over some dude's good time, just 'cuz.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:00 No.8877449
    >>8877393
    Is there something wrong with loli guro?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:01 No.8877456
    >>8877422
    Yume Miru Kusuri, huh? Thanks for the tip, I'll go for it.

    Do not want..? Dunno, sum 3D?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:01 No.8877462
    If one would ignore the regulations as they are written, there are possibilities for minors, though.
    Soldiers are plausible, if they come from Somalia-like worlds, that could be a thing. Scum comes in all sizes so there is no prob with them. Psykers are no option as they have to be recognised as such. And the first manifestation of powers mostly occurs during puberty. Assassins would be trained as children, if they are moritat or vindicare, but neither would hand them over before being "finished". All other are of no use for an inquisitor for they would be but apprentices and rookies. No one would even consider associating them with His left arm.
    I would consider any character under 16 as all but unplayable and thus would not allow them in my campaign.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:02 No.8877466
    >>8877449
    Absolutely nothing.
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    >>8877449
    This is the best response I have for sick fucks like you.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:02 No.8877479
    >>8877456
    It's more emotional trauma than physical, but one GOOD END has you and your emotionally broken psychobitch girlfriend try to murder the local school bully, and another character is a librarian loli who's got so many pent-up issues she apparently likes to get so high she thinks she's a cait sidhe.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:03 No.8877492
    Now that you said it...perhaps the feelings are the reason I like hentai, normal 3D is just...fucking, it has nothing deeper.

    >>8877471
    As you might've seen hating somebody to death just doesn't do the trick. Too bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:04 No.8877493
    This is a bad idea and you should feel bad
    >> Lace 03/30/10(Tue)14:04 No.8877495
    >>8877298
    Ooh, ooh, me, me!
    If there's anything that would make Dark Heresy worthwhile, it would be playing a 14 year old Commissar that tries to fit in as an adult and as a child. But he's too hardened by training, and too calloused by his actions to be able to truly be a child. On the cusp of sexual and emotional maturity, he's completely unable to be an adult either. No woman would want a child, and no man would drink with one. He's left bitter and alone as he shuns his childish things and goes through the motions of adulthood, not entirely sure what they mean.

    He'd be incredibly pained by it, bottling up his emotions and leaving himself with nothing but diligence and duty with little room for mercy. Unable to be an adult, when given a group of children only a little younger than himself to train, he forces his ways on them, trying to start adult relationships. Drinking, smoking, having sex during the brief hours of relaxation before he has to put a bullet in the head of something a child shouldn't have to kill. I wonder, are there narcotics in 40k? I imagine he'd use them. Engaging in vices because that's what adults do while he's already looking at his gun and wondering if the early retirement package is also what adults do.

    He'd be abusive towards his charges. Not murderous, but abusive. He'd pistol whip them for insubordination, and kick them in the ribs when they're down, telling them to do as he says. Not unusual for a Commissar I'm sure, but unusual for a child. It might even degrade into downright sadism at some points. Inflicting physical trauma on his subordinates to release the emotional trauma that he feels.


    The cold, bastard shell of an adult protecting and harming the tender, frightened center of a child.

    On another note, I want to do something like Band of Brothers with children...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:04 No.8877506
    >>8877471
    I can fap to your entrails just as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:05 No.8877524
    >>8877495
    This is fucking horrifying but beautiful.

    What have I /done/, /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:06 No.8877536
    >>8877479
    >psychobitch girlfriend
    Dude, are you criminally insane?
    She's an absolute sweetheart and incredibly loveable.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:07 No.8877546
    >>8877495
    Lace, I love you.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:08 No.8877555
    >>8877495
    Okay, okay, okay.

    Here's the thing.

    Okay?

    Commissars.

    They're trained in the Schola Progenium.

    That's an official, organized organization.

    Like, totally official and totally organized. One of the most organized parts of the Imperium, I'd say.

    That means that they do things by the rules there.

    Yeah, I really, really doubt that the rules allow for Commissars to finish training and go on to the field of battle at fucking FOURTEEN YEARS OLD
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:08 No.8877561
    >>8877536
    She is adorable, but come on, Aeka is balls-to-the-walls insane. You're killing someone and she's just like, "Oooh, ooh, no fair, shaaaaare." She's being threatened with sharp objects and she's just like, "FUKKEN DO IT BITCH". She reminiscences about a guy who totally wanted to rape her and giggles about it. She's broken as shit.

    Adorably broken, and I would cuddle her forever and ever, but there are some serious "do not know if want" aspects in there.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:10 No.8877585
    Still, undoubtly, everybody here would fap to sister-trainee captured by chaos. Her eyes removed, her every orifice (plus few new made) violated. She cries because of pain and because of the idea she is helpless against her worst enemies, unable to do the Emperor's will and her survival is depending how well she can beg and serve as cumdumpster.
    >> Lace 03/30/10(Tue)14:10 No.8877586
    >>8877524
    :3

    I seem to be on a roll for writing depressing things.
    Just last night I wrote a little WoD vignette about a Dragonslayer that falls in love with a witch when he was supposed to sacrifice her to sate the Abyss. Hard to kill that cute young girl who studies hard and is paying for veterinary college by working as a waitress and uses her magic to help people out. Harder still when you've got no choice, and instead of letting the Angels turn an eye to your city, she tells you to kill her, because she'd rather die than see others hurt. And of course, her last words were "I'm glad I was able to love you."


    God, someone give me more depressing stuff to write!
    I want to be the emotionally broken preteen commissar!
    >> Lace 03/30/10(Tue)14:12 No.8877605
    >>8877555
    Obviously.

    But this is under the assumption that it's a special case. Maybe he was put through an accelerated program to see if they could get Commissars out earlier and better.
    I don't know, I don't do 40k. I just like broken children. With guns.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:12 No.8877610
    >>8877561
    >but there are some serious "do not know if want" aspects in there.
    ...which are yet to be found
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    >>8877561
    Strange, all the aspects you described as "do not want" are those who make me like her all the more.

    And I loved that part where you are choking the alpha bitch and she's like "Stop!" and you're like "?" and she continues with "Don't be so selfish, let's kill her together."
    waifu
    <3
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:13 No.8877623
    >>8877586
    Fine. Lace is invited on account of writing something that actually gave me the exact "do not want" vibe I want from this game.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:14 No.8877636
    >>8877605
    Then make a whiteshield or an assassin.

    Yes Child soldiers are GRIMDARK, but your not going to see a 14 year old giving orders to adults.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:14 No.8877641
    >>8877623
    The more you make it do not want only makes my want harder!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:14 No.8877642
    >>8877612
    It's "do not know if want". Like I said, total waifu material, but there's some deeply, deeply disturbing signs in there of deep, deep fukken psychological issues.

    Aeka's still my favorite too.

    I like the sadgirl, and I'm a sucker for the quiet type.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:15 No.8877644
    >>8877636
    So put him in command of a entire fucking regiment of fucked-up child soldiers.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:17 No.8877681
    >>8877644
    IRL Child soldiers are always led by adult Officers or NCOs.

    A child can follow orders, but can't lead.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 03/30/10(Tue)14:17 No.8877686
    >>8877612
    >>8877642
    You can't blame her, years of torture because the queen bitch's boyfriend molested her. And they're gypsy poor to boot.

    >Aeka's still my favorite too.

    >I like the sadgirl, and I'm a sucker for the quiet type.

    Damn right. 2nd place is Neko, 3rd is that boob beast.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:18 No.8877698
    >>8877642
    I think her behaviour is quite understandable. She's from an abusive home and probably used to take the blame for everything bad that happens around her.
    Why don't her parents get along?
    Why is she poor?
    Why don't the other children like her?
    Why do the popular girls beat her up?
    She probably thinks it's all her fault and in the end she was still so kindhearted to rather die than hurt somebody.
    Finally she broke.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 03/30/10(Tue)14:19 No.8877714
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    >>8877681
    Yes, but think on what kind of bonds could grow between the child officer and said troops!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:19 No.8877716
    >>8877686
    >3rd is that boob beast

    Did somebody actually prefer her to the other two?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:20 No.8877724
    >>8877714
    ...Heretical material.

    BUT SO ADORABLE.

    I am now seriously determined to do this fucked up little game.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:21 No.8877732
    >>8877714
    Okay,

    What about a MILF Sargent commanding a squad of shotas? Does that fill your fetish requirements?
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 03/30/10(Tue)14:21 No.8877736
    >>8877716
    I don't even remember what she was about, only that she got pregnant in the end.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:22 No.8877746
    >>8877736
    Didn't it involve strangulation of some kind?
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 03/30/10(Tue)14:22 No.8877747
    >>8877732
    Whatever rocks your socks off.
    >> Lace 03/30/10(Tue)14:22 No.8877750
    >>8877681
    Like I said, maybe it was a trail to see if the Commissar training program could be sped up.
    He might have had a real commissar watching over him and his unit of muppet babies, but the adult one got killed, or maybe ate his own bullet.

    I imagine when the Littlest Commissar follows his mentor in eating a bullet, the people at command or whatever would pick him up, and just shake their heads, checking off a few things, and saying "the program still needs a few tweaks" and try it again.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:23 No.8877763
    >>8877736
    Her character felt flat against the other two, who had way more interesting dramas and psychological issues and who were also far, far more adorable.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 03/30/10(Tue)14:23 No.8877765
    >>8877746
    Yeah, something along those lines too. Meh.

    I lacked a little sister route.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:23 No.8877770
    >>8877605

    some schola location got bomb'd and now a young barely competent commisar-to-be wakes up in the ruins, the remains of his friends and class-mates strewn around him as obscene wet scraps of meat

    the nearby orphanage also got hit. He can hear children crying in the direction of it - but he can hear no survivors in his visinity, nobody from the schola building other than himself survived.

    hé hobbles over to the orphans he can hear crying. they tugging at the remains of one of their supervisors, an adult who's entrails have been smeared over a large area. looks like the adult just got the children out of the orphanage before it was hit.

    The would-be commisar gathers up the children and wonders what to do. looking around in the ruins there is not much to see... but the armored vault in the schola progenum sticks out - the armory!

    there's your plothook. teen commisar and child soldiers (stat as guardsmen, modify stats whatever way you see fit) - arm with a lasgun for teenisar and laspistols for the kids...

    ADVENTURE!
    >> Lace 03/30/10(Tue)14:24 No.8877785
    >>8877724
    God, I was half joking when I said it, but now I really want to play a miserable, bitter old man in the body of a teenager.

    And I know nothing about Dark Heresy or 40k besides what I get from here and the TVTropes page for Caiphas Caine.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 03/30/10(Tue)14:25 No.8877791
    >>8877770
    BBEG is a single, injured chaos marine without weapons. They fight in the ruins of a Imperial chapel. They have to kill him or wait till reinforcements arrive (preferably the first).
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:25 No.8877792
    >>8877765
    I second the lack of a little sister route. The titty monster had more than enough breasts to compensate for the sister's delicious flat chest.
    >> Lace 03/30/10(Tue)14:26 No.8877812
    >>8877770
    Yes!

    I don't even know what half those words mean, but yes!
    And then they become a semi-legitimate fighting force because the command doesn't give a shit about orphans dying, because no one will miss them.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:27 No.8877825
    >>8877770
    >>8877791
    THIS. THIS. THIS.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:28 No.8877833
    shota commissar is picked up by female Inquisitor
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:28 No.8877834
    That's... pretty awesome. From there, of course, they go on to become some sort of hard-core, utterly broken band of adorable children.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 03/30/10(Tue)14:29 No.8877850
    >>8877792
    And the damn hinting at the little sister's route existence made it much worse ;_;

    I would have liked a gay route with the faggot shopkeeper dude as well, just for the shits and giggles. He was fun with his "I'm an awesome brolove geek" attitude.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 03/30/10(Tue)14:30 No.8877858
    >>8877833
    You mean Sisters Of Pedo, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:30 No.8877863
    >>8877834
    Young girls, wandering around the camp mimicking the older soldiers as good as they can. Actually gutting the first guy willing to mount them because it hurts and they're used to kill what tries to hurt them.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:32 No.8877884
    >>8877812
    >And then they become a semi-legitimate fighting force because the command doesn't give a shit about orphans dying, because no one will miss them.

    this is the heart of grimdark - and i shall be your writefag

    come hither children, listen as Vegus the teenisar and his child soldiers strugle to survive in the wasteland that is their homeworld.

    cast:

    Vegus the teenisar - weapons: teen rage, lasgun, commisar cap (taken from one of his now dead instructors)

    Child 1 through 3, 9yr olds. Old enough to understand that shit has hit the fan hard, young enough to follow the older kid blindly... weapons: laspistols

    Child 4 and 5: two four year olds - they can barely even hold a laspistol. Weapon: Childish innocense.

    Writefaggotry will commense shortly. I'd like so name ideas for the kids
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:32 No.8877886
    >>8877850
    Dude, that gay guy was great. They put him in at just the right moments - he was always there to lighten up an OH NO moment, except right at the end, where he was always like, "Now man the fuck up, bro." Absolute gaybro.

    >>8877863
    This thing is going to be adorahorrible. I'm going to feel like a terribad person at points, GMing this.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:32 No.8877888
    >>8877850
    I don't care much about a gay route but a sister route, with the mother joining in at the end would be awesome.
    Father dies in a car crash, killing the titty monster. Aeka and Neko get adopted by the player who lives in sinful bliss with the two girls+ his mother and his sister from dad's life insurance.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:36 No.8877922
    >>8877888
    a sister route would have been the best. there is no way they couldnt have been planning a sister route with all the hints they put in the game
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:37 No.8877938
    >>8877298
    >>8877250
    >>8877462
    >>8877636
    Whitesheilds are canon child soldiers, hell you can even field the runts.
    >> Lace 03/30/10(Tue)14:37 No.8877941
    >>8877863
    >Actually gutting the first guy willing to mount them because it hurts and they're used to kill what tries to hurt them.
    What are you trying to do little girl.
    You are not adult, stop acting like adult, you just look silly.

    Even better if she formed an emotional attachment with him, and asked him to do it, but didn't cry out or show her pain in any way because that's not how it works on the battlefield, and then she's covered in his blood and left there staring up at the ceiling of the tent in terror at what she just did.

    And of course, the shenanigans of hiding the body.

    >>8877886
    >This thing is going to be adorahorrible. I'm going to feel like a terribad person at points, GMing this.
    That means you're doing it right.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:38 No.8877945
    >>8877938
    Yeah, when I first said it, I definitely did think "whiteshields"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:39 No.8877959
    >>8877886
    Just think how they'll get new recruits. Conscripting whole orphanages and sending the children to the front with so little equipment that even 1940s russia wouldn't do it. Only those who survive that fight so much alike the first of the regiment, get better equipment and proper status.
    Sometimes, civilians are executed in order to induce the newly orphaned child to the regiment, just because the horny 15 years commander fancies her/him.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:41 No.8877975
    >>8871558
    >I'm not just being weird.
    >just
    True, not just weird. You are being weird, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:42 No.8877981
    >>8877922
    Or trolling us. They invented the whole *chan thing in Japan after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:43 No.8877987
    >>8877959
    >implying the russia doesn't still have that same equipment listed as active duty.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:45 No.8878010
    >>8877987
    It doesn't.

    It does however have it all stashed perfectly preserved in storage in case all the old gear is ever needed.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:45 No.8878012
    >>8877987
    They tended to have a lot more of it after the first years, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:46 No.8878025
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    Child assassins you say?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:46 No.8878027
    Have your party encounter a lone Dark Eldar--just a lowly Warrior or something--who corners her somewhere in a dark hallway. As he closes in, he stops. The adept looks up at him with tears in her eyes, and he
    JUST.
    CAN'T.
    RAPE IT.
    ...too cute. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:47 No.8878033
    >>8878025
    No, you were boring and idiotic.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:47 No.8878044
    >>8878027
    And then he went on to diddle a ripper swarm.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:48 No.8878049
    >>8877884
    9-year-olds,
    Meegan (Not a typo), Suffer-Not(-The-Heretic-To-Live), and Ciaphas (insists this is his real name)

    4 Year Olds: Dulce and Vorl.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:48 No.8878054
    >>8878033
    ...wat?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:56 No.8878119
    I am a GM. I would totally let the idiot player play a loli, only to give his character a fitting dead.

    I would even let him grow acostumed to his character. Fucker.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)14:58 No.8878137
    >>8878010
    You're right, everything they have used since 1910 is still in warehouses, classified as second line arms, though. I think they do still have some of the WWII stuff on the listing of active though, most of it though is on second line.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:02 No.8878192
    >>8877298
    I'm totally down for this. With the other dude and the commissar shota you got 3 players already. When would you be able to run it, Gemini?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:03 No.8878203
    >>8878119
    Nice to know you're a terrible DM.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:04 No.8878209
    >>8878192
    I hope it won't be run by Gemini. He has the bad habit of simply pausing games for an undetermined amout of time (speak forever).
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:05 No.8878228
    >>8878209
    >>8878192
    Not Gemini. Starting to think I should trip/namefag up.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:06 No.8878238
    >>8878209
    I assumed it was him, this campaign seems straight up his (incredibly dark) alley. Was only joking anyway, would we just be playing this over irc and when?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:07 No.8878250
    >>8878238
    How did he actually manage to get such a reputation? I've never read anything especially great from him.
    >> Lace 03/30/10(Tue)15:07 No.8878257
    >>8878228
    Well, just make an IRC room and be ready to explain Dark Heresy to me.

    Since I know next to nothing.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:07 No.8878262
    >>8878250
    He's a sick fuck.

    I'm not going to beat around the bush about it, he's very good at writing body horror stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:09 No.8878275
    >>8878257
    I'd like to join too, even if it's just for the dark heresy tutorial.
    >> Commissar Internet !!49Ay+6zEbfG 03/30/10(Tue)15:10 No.8878291
    >>8875569

    Sora no Woto is really about Kriegers deployed to a paradise world.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:12 No.8878313
    >>8878291
    Sora no Woto is terrible though. It's like moe moe Kriegers shipped to a paradise where... nothing happens.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:12 No.8878315
    >>8878262
    I guess it's just not really something I fancy, then.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:12 No.8878322
    >>8877495
    This makes me imagine the character in question could end up like Shinji Ikari.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:13 No.8878323
    >>8878313

    Is the pacing comparable to Heibane Renmei?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:13 No.8878327
    >>8878315
    Eh, he's good at pacing, structure is a little inconsistent though. He's a good writer.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:15 No.8878348
    >>8877077
    I was thinking more along the lines of Siah from Kite.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:15 No.8878351
    >>8878323
    Yes. Almost exactly so far, unless they decided to cram shit at the end.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:16 No.8878369
    >>8878313
    That was the point of Sora no Woto. It's a pretty accurate portrayal of military life; ie lots of time spent doing nothing.

    Also it's quite GRIMDARK hidden under a thin layer of moe. PTSD episode, one character is a fucking war criminal, and the last episode was pretty awesome.
    >> Commissar Internet !!49Ay+6zEbfG 03/30/10(Tue)15:16 No.8878371
    >>8878313
    Was the author aware of Chekhov's Gun(or in this case, Chekhov's Spider Tank)?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:16 No.8878382
    >>8878351

    Never again will I subject myself to such crap. Thanks for the heads-up.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:18 No.8878404
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>8877555
    >Yeah, I really, really doubt that the rules allow for Commissars to finish training and go on to the field of battle at fucking FOURTEEN YEARS OLD


    Bitchs dont know about junior Commissars.

    Age 14-20 training under a Commissar untill they gain their rank.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:20 No.8878439
    >>8878404
    Nothing really stopping a guy from assuming command, I mean just look at most african war criminals, they're self appointed 'Generals'
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:22 No.8878461
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    I'm going to recommend against "loli psyker," mostly because it's already been done with much awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:22 No.8878462
    Idea: Kid survives a catastrophic juvetant accident and his aging functionally slows to a halt, kind of like Nick Fury.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:22 No.8878475
    I love the pic of Franken Fran...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:23 No.8878479
    >>8878461
    Neither loli nor awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:24 No.8878494
    >>8878461
    > collossalfaggot
    > awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:25 No.8878507
    Child soldier? Should be tons of 'em out there.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:25 No.8878509
    >>8878049
    thank you

    >>8878027
    >implying that there would be anything a dark eldar wouldn't rape

    the kids are now:

    Teenisar Vegus

    9-year-olds,
    Meegan (Not a typo), Suffer-Not(-The-Heretic-To-Live), and Ciaphas (insists this is his real name)

    4 Year Olds: Dulce and Vorl.


    Vegus has just handed out the last of the laspistols to Suffer-not... when the bombs started falling again. In the sky lights raced across the heavens, erupting in bright spheres of radiant doom for whatever was struck.

    A bomb hit near the schola progenum ruin, throwing the motled crew into disarray. Vegus tried to keep the children from just curling up on the ground and crying, but then he felt something wet on his forehead.

    Reaching for it, his fingers first met something strangely soft on his forehead - it was a mix of blood and shredded skin. Then the light dimmed and he passed out. The last Vegus sensed was more bombs impacting beyond the ruins.

    ...

    Vegus came to as he found himself violently tossed about. A bomb had struck very close to him, flinging him into the air.

    Thanking the emperor that he was not hurt any more from the blast, Vegus almost took that back... noticing the sudden pain bubbling forth in his left arm, accompanied by a slowly expanding bloodstain in his clothes.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)15:26 No.8878533
    "He's over here!" a child shouted. Vegus recognized it as, no.. it wasn't suffer-not, it was Meegan. Emperor bless his heart, Meegan was carrying the commisar cap that Vegus had taken from his dead master Commisar Pjotr.

    Getting up, Vegus looked around. There was even less to see now, and here was Meegan with his cap. Meegan said that Dulce was hurt, and the way in which Meegan explained stoicly how Ducle had stopped crying broke Vegus' heart. A child that young wasn't supposed to stop crying when hurt, not unless an adult was there to help... Vegus might be diciplined, Dulce could barely even... emperor save us all

    Vorl, the other four year old, was nestled up next to Dulce. The difference was striking. Vorl was smear with blood, while Dulce's body was pale and lifeless, resting up against a broken iron girder. The child Vorl had tried to help obviously, resting his friend up against something, then gone to sleep next to him - but judging from the pool of blood under Dulce, a lot of which had gotten all over Vorl as the child had fidgeted around in sleep, then it had helped little.

    Dulce had stopped crying he had bled to death.

    Vegus had to strain himself to hold back tears. He was not ready for this - he knew this. Now Meegan was asking if Dulce would be ok. Vegus knew that a commisars duty was to inspire dicipline, to keep the ranks in check - but how to inspire anything in children? The youngest white-shields he knew of had been 12, drafted into glorious duty for the emperor of mankind, but of what little he had learned of such tactics then they had mostly been used as meat shields - children just weren't suitable material for useful troops, unless that use was to panic and die.



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