>>8870343
> 18 damage from two successes.

Were you driving a smart car or something, OP?

>Same game of World of Darkness.

>Spearfinger etc

>My character is a street preacher, he has no weapon

>He punches the Spearfinger and does nearly nothing

>Is, in fact, almost entirely useless the entire game

Feels bad, man.

I remember spearfinger from oWoD. Fucked up lookin' dude.

>>8870362

[spoiler]It was 36 but the GM told me to tone it down[/spoiler]

bump

could anyone explain to me how the rules for deadly cars in WoD work? I seem to have missed this trick

I'm not sure hitting something with a car is lethal damage.

>>8870492
It's hard to get more lethal if the car's going fast enough.

>>8870492

I dealt 36 damage.

Even if it was bashing it'd still be dead.

>>8870492
That sentence sounds so ridiculous.

>>8870472
Basically, The car's size, plus every ten miles per hour are used as the dice pool.


Tell me, who and what is Spearfinger? I know it's from a Hunter SAS, but that's all.

>>8870492
It is. It's errata'd in Spirit Slayers.

>Playing Geist
>Have Rage manifestation and Industrial key
>Use on car
>Roadkill ghosts

Fuck year

>>8870492

It is. The Core rules said it was bashing, but this was errata'd to lethal. Check the White Wolf website. Page 137 of the Hunter Sourcebook, Spirit Slayers, makes explicit reference to this.

This is because that page contains part of the description for the Roadkill Tactic, in which some members of the team taunt a werewolf to lure it into the path of the vehicle another member of the team is driving.

I did the same thing in D&D once
Except it was a horse-drawn carriage, and I drove it off a cliff onto a village.
Landed in the distillery and set everything on fire. Had to reroll after that. Totally worth it.

>>8870519

Bitch has skin made of stone and keeps her heart in her finger.

Tsalagi bogey-woman. Lives in the mountains and eats human flesh. Don't know what the Hunter incarnation is like.

>>8870533
Makes sense. Though as an ST I'd arbitrate that you need to be doing a certain speed to be lethal...

I wish they'd make a Hunter book dealing with Changelings.

>>8870535
you managed to get a horse to jump off a cliff?

I can't comment in that universe... but the most lethal weapon ever used? Room Safe.

>>8870569
Yeah, it doesn't make much sense in real life, but it was pretty funny.

>First game of World of Darkness (PVP Vamps vs. Wolves)

>Vampire, trick werewolves into killing a decoy.

>Call cops, give silver bullets

>SWAT team machine guns them down

>get a car
>ultraviolet headlights
>silver bumper
>cold iron hood ornament
>web cams linking to the world of normal humans so paradox happens

PREP-TIME CAR!

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO

"I! SOLAR EXALT VORISTROTH OF THE TWILIGHT CASTE. HAVE CRAFTED FORTH AN ARTIFACT OF SUPREME POWER! THE 4 DOOR SADAN!"

Unconquered Sun: "How is that suppose to- OH MY GOD-" *runs over the unconquered sun*

>Crossover game

>Out of character showdown with the werewolf.

>Passionate Marionette

>-8 to do anything but cry

>Took only 1L damage

>Wolfskin coat

>>8870611
UV headlights won't do shit against vampires

>>8870620

>TWILIGHT CASTE

>Never played WoD
>No first battle
>No cool shit happening

sup

Can you expect anything less from the perfect life form?

>>8870611
Except for
>>web cams linking to the world of normal humans so paradox happens
You did good.
Paradox happens whether there are witnesses or not, it's Disbelief that happens. And it needs to be live viewing, not watching over a camera.

>>8870659
Shut up Edward

>>8870668
Could you stop being a creepy stalk--

>>8870658
Please tell me that's not his cock.

>>8870693
Shut up Edward

>>8870693
Look closer. It's a loincloth flipping up.

>>8870693
Loincloth

what would a JoJo vamp's stats be in WoD

>>8870739

Whatever they are, it's apparently no match for a goddamn car.

Jesus Christ, did you hit it with an 18 wheeler or something?

>>8870739
see lemures from Wicked Dead

>>8870745
You must not have seen "THIS IS A TRUCK"

While we're on the subject of WoD, I heard something about a Vampire: The Masquerade tv show on here a few days ago, and I confess myself curious. Anybody know more?

>>8870709
Shut up Edward's stalker

>>8870787
It was called Kindred I believe.

>>8870693
Shut-up-Edwardfag is tsundere for you.

I'm slightly jealous. No one has ever been tsundere for me ;_;

>>8870787
Stop.

You don't want to follow where this road leads.

>First nWoD game
>Changeling: The Lost
>ST pits us against a pack of Werewolves who've decided Changelings are unnatural and need to be ejected from the real world
>Our Motley stumbles upon the whole group while doing some investigating, ST expects us to flee
>Open up portal to the Hedge, run through and hide just off - but in close view of - the Trod.
>Werewolves follow into the Hedge, stumble off in all directions
>Run back through the portal and close it

So there's a dozen really pissed-off Werewolves lost in the Hedge somewhere, and our ST needs to think of a new story. I'm not sure if this is win or not.

>>8870787
I saw the whole goddamn thing on a sci fi marathon. Terrible and hilarious.

>>8870841

Momentous win, good sir!

>>8870787
>>8870811
Kindred: the Embraced, actually. And it was awful.

>>8870787
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kindred:_The_Embraced

>>8870812
I'll be tsundere for you, Anon.

N-not that I like you or anything.

>>8870811
Yeah, and it was a bit on the not very good side of things.
While it is not WoD, and actually about the hunters rather than the vamps, there was a Brit show called Ultraviolet that is the Best vampire show I have ever seen.

>>8870841
I'm okay with this.

>>8870880
>the Best vampire show I have ever seen.

Bitches don't know 'bout Being Human. Though it's about Werewolves and Ghosts as well as Vampires.

>First game of Orpheus
>Playing a skin rider
>Turn out near useless in ghostly combat
>Laugh when I use my skin riding power to drain some fucker's bank account for easy resources.

Orpheus: It's fucking awesome.

>>8870841

It's pretty awesome.

God help those poor werewolves-about-to-become-changelings.

I'll just leave this here

>First oWoD game
>ST let's everyone be whatever they want, so there's a party consisting of a mage, were-spider guy, highlander, a hunter (lol), and a autarkis nosferatu (me)
>Since I'm the only vampire, I decide to be a complete asshole psychopath and lurk in the background
>First combat is with a pack of werewolves who I let attack my friends while I tackled a straggler, dragged him up a tree, and ate him

>>8870841
AHAHAHHAHA

>>8870645
Ugh. That reminds me that level from Vampire:Bloodlines where the chinese guy has the player go through a big vampire testing maze to find out vampire weaknesses. Must have died half a dozen times to that blender room until I figured it out.

>>8870902

>highlander

Wait, what?

>>8870946
There's a third-party Immortal: The Quickening (I think) supplement for oWoD that my ST was using.

>>8870841
That is awesome. But I doubt the Werewolves are much of a threat to anyone now. If nothing decided to take them as it's own, they're at the very best soulless from the thorns.

>>8870841
This reminds me of a question I had: are Fae's otherworldly attractions focused on humans in particular, or do they take other supernaturals as well?

>>8870938
I had more trouble with the electricity room than with the blender room, myself.

Loved that sequence. I swear I had on the biggest trollface of my life when I blew my way out of that last room.

>>8870875
I thought you were tsundere for your cat? Or was it touhoufag's character in that online RP you fouled up by being a creepy little creep?

>>8870993
You can't major template that which is already major templated, but they might have morality stat 0 chewtoys fumbling around in their realm regardless.

>>8870841
You done good. Brace for faewolves.

>>8870993
You can sell other supernaturals at Goblin Markets for massive quantities of whatever the hell you want, so the Fae most definitely think they're delicious candy.

>>8870892
Looks interesting on a comedy side of thing... Will have to track some down.

>>8870377
lol what did you expect to happen?

>>8870620

And that's how the Age of Sorrows ended.

True story.

>>8871036
idea of being sold like slave to freaks scares me, anon

>>8871265
It should. They'd put a little pink bow on you, get a matching leash, then turn you inside out or something.

>>8871281

And that's only the ones that aren't that creative.

>>8871265
You can get so much loot selling people to fae it's ridiculous, and supernaturals are practically like unlimited credit cards. Harder by far to get, because mortals are suckers and easily overpowered whilst supernaturals are generally not. Admittedly you go crazy pretty quick but Clarity is for people who like passing perception checks. And sanity.

>>8871036
Enjoy your Clarity 0 you stinking loyalist dog. :3

>>8871309
Don't be silly. Lucidity 4, baby!

>>8871281
>>8871299
not going to lie, being fed and sleeping warm bed every night for chasing down changeling freaks isn't bad thought

>>8871369
You sound like the sort of person that Fairest gut in alleys for thinking they had an easy time in Arcadia.

Speaking of cars, how would one make the ultimate anti-monster (for lack of a better term) car?

>>8871369
You'd be fed on half the stuff you caught and your bed would be poisonous thorns, if you were lucky.

>>8871332
Have fun!

"Because of this, each clause within the Contract has its own price, a Clarity breaking point which must be rolled against each time the clause is successfully activated. Those who make frequent use of these Contracts often find their Clarity slipping as a result of the constant challenges to it. Which, of course, encourages them to use them more often to bolster, support, or supplement their slipping grasp on reason and coherency"

>>8871393
any smart changeling freak would take me by surprise

>>8871398
so what do fae freaks do with 'supers', anon?

>>8871407
I'm aware. But an entire slaving run being reduced to two Clarity rolls is about as good as one is ever going to get. And if one falls past Clarity 4 that breaking point doesn't even apply, so it's only a single roll.

Admittedly, by Clarity 3 you're in pretty deep shit regardless. But you've got tokens, merits, and Contracts spilling out the ears to compensate, your reward for your sins.

>>8871456
Are you aware that selling out a supernatural to a True Fae is a sin against Clarity 4-3-2-1 at once?

>>8871490
So?

>>8871501
So you are making Clarity 1 sins all the time, and the Contracts of Lucidity won't protect you forever, it IS a flawed contract to being with.

But uh, I realize I'm being silly, just have fun.

>>8871395

Like that one post said earlier.

UV Headlights, for vampires. Or at least something that replicates the basis of sunlight.

Silver grill, for Werewolves.

A cold iron apparatus of some sort, for fae.

Mages, Prommies, and Sin Eaters might be harder to kill, and we'd need something special for them.

>>8871569
>replicates the basis of sunlight.

Microsun on front of car, check.

>>8871569
FIRE BAD

>>8871569
Mages are easy. They go down like normal humans, long as they don't see it coming. I guess just make the chassis something that blends in, like an old Corolla. Sin-Eaters are more or less the same thing, just be prepared to run them over again later.

Prommies though...fuck if I know what kills them.

>>8871569
you don't pick up hitchhikers, bloodthirsty-anon?

>>8871454
Nothing wholesome is all I can say for sure. They say these things tear away at you, not just your body but your soul, everything that makes you you until you're something else. Something a hell of a lot worse.

>>8871535
I'm pretty sure everyone knows that privateering is a road that leads to madness and death in all its myriad variations. Kidnapping is a clarity 3 sin and slave trading is a clarity 4 sin regardless of race, and if you end up dealing with the True Fae directly it's clarity 1 (bad idea anyway; use hobgoblins). Lucidity 4 will slow your decline significantly and drastically increase profit relative to sanity loss since you only have to roll twice instead of once per person, but it's just the difference between a walk and a run.

It's possible to remain at clarity 2 while doing that sort of business, but at clarity 2 it's almost impossible to function for any significant length of time without getting oneself killed. A possible strategy is to get a tightly pledged motley, most of whom have significantly higher Clarity, and have them look after you; as long as they can keep your sins sight unseen and pretend not to know, this state of affairs can continue near-indefinitely.

Nevertheless, eventually you'll make a mistake because of madness or really cheese off someone who hates privateers (read: everyone). After that it's just a question of if your ill-gotten gains are powerful enough to save your life.

>>8871706
can't imagine what happens to cadavers, anon

they come out country music players?

>>8871715
Everyone knows WoD games are far more interesting assuming base morality 2 for supernaturals instead of base morality 7 (wtf were they thinking, seriously)

>>8871680

Who does that in this day and age?

Also, for Prommies: Fire Gun.

>>8871728
And then they have to square dance to it. In full cowboy atire. Under the artificial fairy sun.

>>8871768
wouldn't leave you standing out in rain side of highway, anon

>>8871786
think I like you, anon

would true fae buy vampire live stock direct from us?

>>8871809
Don't deal with the True Fae direct. Ever.

There are a few people who can get away with it, but they're mostly high-Wyrd entitled changelings of one stripe or another that the Gentry see more as one of them than not.

>>8871786
That reminds me of that old Bonegnawers gift, which may or may not have been taught by the spirit of Elvis (the Bonegnawers would get in to fights over that, since some felt that he had not actually died), and forced your enemies to start square dancing while you sawed away at a fiddle.

>>8871833
let's not turn over that rock

>>8871852
I Gots A Rock, yet another Bonegnawer gift, where you could pick up anything and throw it like a rock.

Including sedans.

>>8871865
never

never invite a gnawer to go with for lunch

>>8871891
Cooking, where you could brew up lunch using nothing more then a rusty coffee can, a wooden spoon, your spit and the cardboard you found in the dumpster you're sleeping in.

>>8871913
showing up at your place 3 am with a dozen eye-watering scent "new friends"

>>8871936
Babble.

The gift where you can stand on a street corner and shout out apparent gibberish to let people know what you're up to... and every Bonegnawer in the state can hear it.

It reaches further in Alaska and Texas then it does in Rhodes Island. Brave heroes went on massive vision quests to figure out why that is, only to return perplexed and confused.

>>8871809
Well thanks Scared Dog I like you too.

I'm pretty sure you have to go to one of their filthy goblin markets to interact with them, which means transporting your undead. It also means going near large amounts of these psychotic sprites. A gamble before you even haggle.

>>8871953
>>8871913
>>8871865
>>8871833

These are the guys that had that ritual where you could honestly to god bribe the DM with pizza to get lower difficulty on stuff, right?

>>8871569
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h3IMxxeOnI

add that, and you have a complete car

ITT: Why the World of Darkness is both stupid and awesome.

>>8871953
'brave heroes' bummed $50 off silver fang what they pester with out end, commited act of war on dollar menu at mcdonalds

>>8871673
Yes, but mages are very, very good at seeing that sort of stuff coming. The ones who aren't get killed by other mages pretty damn fast.

>>8871309

Vampires don't deserve your sympathy.

>>8871913
>>8871865
>>8871833
GOD DAMMIT This is why I love Old Werewolf.
I'm bumping this shit because I love me some WoD. Probably gonna buy Promethean with my next paycheck. Either the best or worst idea i've ever had.

>>8870611
I approve of this vehicle apart from the aspect where it's a "car". Upgrade to something mildly armoured so that it doesn't have massive glass weakspots, and which is less likely to get stuck the moment it ventures off-road. Even an actual (c.f. soccermom) 4x4 would be an improvement.

Or just make it a damn convertable and depend on Rule of Cool to protect you.

>>8874528
HAH, now I am imagining a show were Hunters run around in one of those insane looking storm chaser vans.

I guess a mage is going to see that from a mile away.

>>8874528
>>8874548

Kombat T-98, fuck yeah!

Here's your car.
ALL.TERRAIN.VEHICLE.

>>8874548
I'm no familiar with WoD fluff, but "lolwizards" are going to be a pain in the arse to attack with anything mundane because they're lolwizards. Even if you stop them attacking you directly, they could probably just *bamf* instant wall between you and them.

Stormchaser van is probably /too/ armoured, because it'll become heavy, unmanouverable, and easily stuck in soft ground.

>>8874636
Definite improvement.

>>8874528

The only way to make it even better is to have the supernatural-killin'-car be the Keystone of a Geist, so that it hangs around in the ghosty-world most of the time and the Sin-Eater can summon it at any point and at will.

>>8876365
Also, it should be sentient, and able to polymorph into a dragon so that you can have sex with it.

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>>8870343
>CARS. The most powerful device in World of Darkness.
>>8870377
>CARRS: the most useless device in World of Darkness.

>>8870658
>>Can you expect anything less from the perfect life form?

Xenomorphs?

>Same Hunter game

>Playing a med school dropout soldier in Ashwood Abbey

>Spearfinger, etc.

>I use a point of willpower to chop off one of its arms with a fire axe.

>OP whose turn was after mine, literally makes my willpower spent wasted because he 1hits the Spearfinger for enough damage to have 1hit it no matter the circumstance.

>>8876594
Also, after this happened, our ST told us:
"Well I don't know what to do next, guys. You just 1hitted the final boss in the middle of the game...."

>>8876594

>Bitch ain't smart enough to use a car

Cars fall, everyone dies

>>8876594
>Playing Hunter whoes Trust fund got cut off
>some NPC dies
>Sell Cutco knives to the paramedics
>Sell Cutco knives to the police who are questioning us
>Sell Cutco knives to a woman on her death bed
>Sell them to more cops

Don't know why, but I felt an urge to make this image after reading >>8871036

>>8876735

Cutco Knives are shit tier.

>>8870641
Werewolf here.

Rest assured I hate you for it.

So much.

Cars, Bees, Bear Calvary and...... What else am I forgetting?

>>8870519
I must remember this if we ever get WoD and it's in an Urban setting.

I didn't know lace was edward

>>8876594

>Ashwood Abbey
>chop off one of its arms with a fire axe.
>didn't use the arm as a sex toy

Doin' it wrong!

>>8877046
I'm imagining the hunter pulled the bone out, thrust his cock in there and did the mightiest pelvic thrusts he could muster all night long.

Nothing quite like the sight of a flailing arm sprouting from your crotch.

>>8877063

That's how they roll in the Abbey... and then Network 0 films it.

>>8877361

Oh man, what you also have to do is get a Werewolf's cock and snort cocaine off it. Then drain a Vampire's blood and make a neat cocktail with it.

I love this thread. So many ideas for my WoD games...