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ROLL FOR EVERYTHING QUEST. OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:09 No.8730628

Inspired by the "results of a nat 20" thread, I bring you.
ROLL FOR EVERYTHING QUEST.

You awaken to almost total darkness, /tg/.
The alarm to your left is silent, and reads 4:45, with the light for PM not there.
Your bed is extremely comfortable, but you can't get back to sleep.
Who are we, and what do we do?

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:10 No.8730642 Also "dice 1d20" goes in the E-mail field.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:11 No.8730659 We are a male teacher for an all girls school, grades 10-12.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:12 No.8730665 >>8730659 Not if you don't roll for it we're not.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:12 No.8730674 I am Ian, the average Marine Corps recruit reject. I miss my rifle and I am scared, so I masturbate.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:13 No.8730676 rolled 13 = 13 We're a detective hunting Carmen Sandiego.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:13 No.8730681 Damn it, I am Ian, the sorta average Marine Corps recruit reject. I miss my rifle and I am scared, so I masturbate.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:13 No.8730683 >>8730665 Roll what, dumbshit? What's the success?

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:13 No.8730692 >>8730676 We are, in fact, a detective hunting Carmen Sangiedo. Unfortunately, we still don't remember our name.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:14 No.8730702 >>8730683 see >>8730642

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:14 No.8730706 rolled 18 = 18 >>8730702 Dirk Thunderbolt

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:14 No.8730707 rolled 12 = 12 >>8730692 our name is Alpharius

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:16 No.8730721 >>8730706 >>8730707 Your name is Dirk Thunderbolt, but one of your friends calls you "Alpharius" for some reason. We are still in bed, and the red alarm clock is reading 4:50 Wat do

>>	scaredofshadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 03/22/10(Mon)20:16 No.8730731 rolled 12 = 12 >>8730721 get up, start coffeemaker, flip on tv

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:17 No.8730735 rolled 2 = 2 >>8730721 See if we have morning wood.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:18 No.8730750 rolled 10 = 10 Hit the internet, looking for signs of the mysterious woman in red.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:18 No.8730762 rolled 3 = 3 Urinate.

OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:18 No.8730765

>>8730731
You get up with a little bit of zip in your step and start the coffee machine, the TV turns onto some early morning news channel that is talking about whether or not eggs are bad for you.
The coffee finishes fairly quickly and you take a sip, waking up a bit.
Wat do nao?
>>8730735
You have erectile dysfunction.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:19 No.8730779 >>8730762 The coffee shoots right through you, and you barely manage to get to the sink to pee there, your bathroom being too far away. You manage to pee on your hand.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:20 No.8730802 rolled 7 = 7 Have sex with our hot red-head partner who may (even number) or may not (odd number) be a man.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:20 No.8730807 rolled 20 = 20 Wash hands.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:21 No.8730824 rolled 3 = 3 >>8730765 NOOOOO rollan for fixed penis

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:21 No.8730826 >>8730802 Your aformentioned erectile disfunction makes this prove difficult, also, you have difficult finding him. Because he does not exist. You remind yourself not to drink so much.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:22 No.8730837 OP, see >>8730750

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:22 No.8730848 rolled 12 = 12 >>8730826 We try to remind ourselves not to drink so much, right before reaching for a bottle of vodka.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:22 No.8730849 >>8730807 Your hands come back immaculately clean, smelling like a forest in spring time. Everything you touch seems to become cleaner. >>8730824 You also have herpes.

>>	The Lone Guardsman !GTO55xPMKU 03/22/10(Mon)20:23 No.8730850 rolled 5 = 5 REMOVE PANTS BECOME A BARBARIAN

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:24 No.8730870 >>8730848 >>8730750 You irish up your coffee a little bit before hitting the tubes. CARMEN SANDIEGO STILL MISSING. Was the headline of your favorite news website. No shit sherlock.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:24 No.8730871 >>8730824 Steeeeempy, you eeeeeeeeediot! Our penis is now ruined forever!

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:24 No.8730877 >>8730850 You attempts to remove your pants, but fall over and smack your head on a wall.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:24 No.8730879 rolled 3 = 3 >>8730849 Touch my penis with my supernaturally clean hands in an attempt to cure it.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:25 No.8730891 >>8730879 You now have hand herpes. Clean though they are.

>>	scaredofshadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 03/22/10(Mon)20:25 No.8730898 rolled 8 = 8 remember some thing what was overheard last night about Carmen Sandiego

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:25 No.8730902 rolled 9 = 9 DRESS UP IN OUR BEST DETECTIVE CLOTHES GET ON A FLIGHT FOR HONG KONG IT'S TIME TO FIND THAT RED BITCH

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:25 No.8730903 File1269303946.jpg-(114 KB, 706x986, Dogshoes.jpg) rolled 19 = 19 >>8730879 Wash hands again...

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:26 No.8730909 >>8730898 You painfully remember your friends making fun of your incompetence in not finding her.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:26 No.8730913 rolled 19 = 19 >>8730891 Rolling to see if what Carmen Sandiego has stolen this time is the cure to Herpes and/or erectile dysfunction.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:27 No.8730920 rolled 4 = 4 Put some gloves on. And a penis glove. Let's look at the last heist Carmen did.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:27 No.8730923 >>8730902 >>8730903 You put on a pair of golf pants, a ratty trench coat, and a dress shirt, and wash your hands before you leave, curing them of herpes. You are driving to the airport, wat do.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:28 No.8730936 rolled 7 = 7 >>8730923 Put some tunes on. Namely, the Pokemon Forever CD.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:28 No.8730939 >>8730913 Carmen has stolen both of those things. >>8730920 Unfortunately you don't know this yet.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:28 No.8730950 >>8730936 Your radio starts blaring country uncomfortably loudly.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:29 No.8730960 rolled 10 = 10 Rolling to see our standing in the hierachy of "people who search for Carmen Sandiego"

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:30 No.8730968 rolled 11 = 11 Grab Carmen Sandiego by reaching out of the car at random.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:30 No.8730969 rolled 16 = 16 I roll to find Carmen Sandiego.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:30 No.8730980 rolled 17 = 17 >>8730950 Fuck. Let's try to ignore that, then, and keep driving.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:30 No.8730981 >>8730960 You work for the guy who works for the guy who works for the head guy.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:31 No.8730995 >>8730968 You grab a brown haired woman in a red hat. >>8730969 Who turns out to be Carmen Sandiego's niece. >>8730980 Who is now being dragged by you at 35MPH

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:32 No.8730999 rolled 17 = 17 I roll to develop the superpower of flight

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:32 No.8731001 rolled 18 = 18 >>8730981 Call them all to demand resources for the search... and a promotion. inb4fired

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:32 No.8731008 rolled 4 = 4 >>8730995 I demand she tell us where to find Carmen Sandiego!

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:32 No.8731009 >>8730999 You are now hovering 5 feet in the air while dragging Sangiedo's niece. She not pleased by this turn of events.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:33 No.8731024 >>8731001 You are now second in command and have 2kmonies. >>8731008 She punches you in the cock and runs away.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:33 No.8731025 rolled 17 = 17 >>8731009 I seduce the niece and turn to a life of crime as Carmen Sandiego's lieutenant.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:34 No.8731027 rolled 19 = 19 Catch Carmen Sandiego as she tries to steal our vehicle.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:34 No.8731038 rolled 10 = 10 >>8731027 And take her snazzy red trenchcoat.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:34 No.8731042 rolled 20 = 20 Fall in love with Carmen Sandiego

OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:35 No.8731045

>>8731025
You yell "IMA PUT MAH DICK IN UR BUTT" as she runs away.
She turns around, smiling.
1 month later, you are now working for Carmen Sandiego.

He's a former detective with multiple voices in his head, she's a sexy red-obsessed crime queenpin.

They cause crime.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:35 No.8731046 >>8731042 Oh snap

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:35 No.8731047 rolled 12 = 12 >>8731042 Threesome with her and the niece?

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:36 No.8731054 >>8731027 >>8731038 >>8731042 THESE WORK TOGETHER VERY WELL

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:36 No.8731064 >>8731027 >>8731042 Even though you work for her now, she tries to jack your vehicle, you catch her in the act and fall madly in love. She feels the same, and is now your unconditional love slave.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:36 No.8731071 rolled 13 = 13 >>8731064 SWEET. Then... cue the threesome!

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:37 No.8731077 >>8731047 >>8731038 You have a hawt threesome while wearing the slightly-too-small-for-you red trenchcoat.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:37 No.8731078 rolled 10 = 10 Ask her to cure our erectile disfunction

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:37 No.8731083 rolled 7 = 7 >>8731064 Did we just give Carmen Sandiego herpes?

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:37 No.8731085 rolled 6 = 6 Ultimate trolling Realize this is all a dream.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:37 No.8731086 >>8731078 She does so. Also herpes.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:38 No.8731092 rolled 1 = 1 >>8731086 Ask her if she can cure our ebola too.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:38 No.8731102 >>8731083 She had the cure. >>8731085 You wake up and realize this is all a dream. But then look around and realize you're sleeping next to her and wearing her clothes. You smile.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:39 No.8731111 rolled 7 = 7 Grow a fifty foot cock and choke Carmen to death.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:39 No.8731112 >>8731092 You did not have Ebola before. Guess what you have now? AIDS.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:39 No.8731118 The first "ROLL FOR EVERYTHING" quest was better, despite the fact that we died 6 or 7 times.

>>	dice+1d20 Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:39 No.8731119 >>8731092 Immediately forget this idea before asking her.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:40 No.8731122 >>8731111 You try really hard, but all you manage to get is an erection. Which is by itself pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:40 No.8731135 rolled 18 = 18 Help Carmen plan her next great heist: steal the cure to AIDS so we can have more hot threesomes.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:40 No.8731138 rolled 18 = 18 Kill yourself because of AIDS.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:40 No.8731140 >>8731118 Didn't we die instantly in that one? rolled a three to keep breathing or something?

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:40 No.8731141 rolled 19 = 19 Die eight times, then resurrect and have a lovey dovey scene with Carmen.>>8731118

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:41 No.8731144 >>8731112 AIDS is a considerable improvement on Ebola.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:41 No.8731148 >>8731135 After a week of planning, you two break into the whitehouse and steal the cure for AIDS together, scaring the shit out of everybody in the country.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:42 No.8731158 >>8731141 You get shot 8 times in the head by snipers, but Carmen rescues you and resurrects you with mouth to mouth.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:42 No.8731176 rolled 7 = 7 >>8731148 Hire the world's best fucking PR team and start CarmenCorp, distributing the cure to AIDS and other things that governments and corporations across the world have kept under wraps! tl;dr cure AIDS, get rich

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:43 No.8731180 rolled 8 = 8 Die and end the quest forever.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:43 No.8731185 >>8731176 The bank wont lend you the money on account of your massive head injuries and criminal record.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:43 No.8731194 rolled 3 = 3 Carmen gets pregnant, leaves us forever.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:43 No.8731197 rolled 20 = 20 Wash hands again. It feels right.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:44 No.8731204 >>8731180 You burn your mouth on hot tea and have suck on ice for a few seconds.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:44 No.8731206 rolled 3 = 3 Try to suck your own cock. Or make Carmen grow 17 cocks with SCIENCE.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:44 No.8731217 >>8731194 Carmen is infertile. >>8731197 GOD DAMN YOU ARE GOOD AT WASHING YOUR HANDS. You hands are now clean. Forever.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:44 No.8731218 >>8730807 >>8730903 >>8731197 Holy shit. We're the best handwasher in history.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:45 No.8731224 rolled 1 = 1 >>8731197 Rub hands on ground.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:45 No.8731226 >>8731206 Your penis shrinks half an inch.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:45 No.8731233 rolled 12 = 12 Carmen is a man, we are Carmen Sandiego.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:45 No.8731237 rolled 5 = 5 Fly me to the moon and let me play amongst the stars

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:45 No.8731241 rolled 5 = 5 Wash our hands. Again.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:45 No.8731242 >>8731224 You miss and accidentally rub your hands on the sky.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:46 No.8731259 rolled 9 = 9 >>8731242 Pull the sky down to our level.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:47 No.8731265 >>8731233 Carmen buys a strap on. >>8731237 You jump and hit your head on a cabinet >>8731241 And then wash your already clean hands, your wrists become dirty.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:47 No.8731271 rolled 1 = 1 Stay alive

>>	/Thread OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:47 No.8731281 >>8731271 You fucking explode. Except your hands. They will remain until the end of time.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:48 No.8731284 rolled 19 = 19 Get raped, never recover.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:48 No.8731287 rolled 2 = 2 >>8731271 Motherfucker. Don't die.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:48 No.8731290 >>8731284 Somebody rapes your hands.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:48 No.8731294 rolled 19 = 19 Rip off your cock and shove it your own ass. Look and see if our hands are still clean.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:48 No.8731298 >>8731265 Carmen BUYS a strapon? As in, doesn't steal it? What.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:49 No.8731310 >>8731294 The exploded bits of your cock lodge themselves in the exploded bits of your ass. Your hands remain immaculate.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:49 No.8731314 rolled 18 = 18 Ghost possesses Carmen Sandiego.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:49 No.8731315 rolled 9 = 9 >>8731281 >Except your hands. >They will remain until the end of time. Become the best pianist in the world.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:49 No.8731320 >>8731298 This is /tg/, I assumed buy meant steal here.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:49 No.8731321 rolled 2 = 2 Shake your own hand.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:50 No.8731328 rolled 8 = 8 Use still-functioning hands to piece self together again.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:50 No.8731339 rolled 15 = 15 Find a way to make our hands dirty.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:51 No.8731352 rolled 11 = 11 Remain dead

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:51 No.8731354 >>8731314 You are now inside Carmen Sandiego, in the spiritual way rather than the way you were formerly. >>8731315 You dont know how to play the piano. >>8731321 You miss and accidentally put your hands in your mouth.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:51 No.8731358 >>8731271 Imbue eternally clean hands with incredible divine power. Use hands of the everclean to take over the underworld now that we're dead.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:51 No.8731363 >>8731352 You continue to be a ghost posessing Carmen Sandiego. >>8731339 Your new girl hands are dirty now.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:52 No.8731366 rolled 8 = 8 >>8731358 Forgot mah roll.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:52 No.8731371 rolled 13 = 13 Become Thing of the Addams Family with one hand. Use the other to elope with Ladyfingers(+1 nostalgia point if you remember that).

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:52 No.8731379 rolled 17 = 17 Transplant our immaculate hands onto Carmen's breasts.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:52 No.8731380 rolled 6 = 6 Tear off our tits.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:53 No.8731382 >>8731371 You make your hands crawl onto your newly begotten shoulders.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:53 No.8731384 rolled 9 = 9 >>8731363 Become slutty.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:53 No.8731386 rolled 8 = 8 Spawn from the Carmen's chest like an alien.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:53 No.8731391 >>8731379 You now have prehensile, if ugly, titties.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:54 No.8731403 >>8731384 You feel like going to church. >>8731386 This does not occur.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:54 No.8731412 rolled 9 = 9 Ascend to godhood

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:54 No.8731417 rolled 6 = 6 Do drugs, summon Chaos demons,. dance.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:55 No.8731418 >>8731412 You don't feel like going to church any more.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:55 No.8731420 rolled 6 = 6 Use our hand-tits to masturbate.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:55 No.8731435 >>8731417 You smoke some oregano. >>8731420 You accidentally poke yourself in the eye.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:56 No.8731438 rolled 20 = 20 Become a space marine/SoB

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:56 No.8731439 rolled 6 = 6 Release power of possession to equal share of body. Use immaculate hands to shlick Carmen.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:56 No.8731440 rolled 14 = 14 Become satan

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:56 No.8731450 rolled 17 = 17 >>8731438 Get corrupted.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:57 No.8731456 >>8731438 You are now 8 feet tall, and wearing red and white armor. You see a bald man in similar armor approaching you. "BATTEL BROTHHA!!!" he yells entirely too loudly.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:57 No.8731458 rolled 20 = 20 Cause the immaculate cleanliness of our hands to spread over the rest of Carmen.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:57 No.8731467 rolled 3 = 3 >>8731450 Go into rehab, join the Greater Good, get turned into a half-Necron.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:57 No.8731469 rolled 9 = 9 >>8731456 Commit heresy

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:57 No.8731472 >>8731450 You feel the chaos taint overtaking you. >>8731458 And then receding, as you are now immaculately clean in both body and soul.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:58 No.8731488 >>8731469 >>8731467 You feel a little guilty and dont know why.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:59 No.8731493 rolled 20 = 20 Steal the Golden Throne.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:59 No.8731506 rolled 16 = 16 >>8731456 >BROTHER >possessing Carmen This man is clearly defective in the head. Break his neck using our sexy thighs.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)21:00 No.8731510 >>8731493 YOU ARE NOW THE EMPEROR. 10 MILLENNIA OF PAIN DRIVES YOU TO TEAR THE LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEMS FROM YOUR BODY AND STAND. A NEARBY TECHPRIEST SHITS HIMSELF AND EXPLODES.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:00 No.8731517 rolled 20 = 20 >>8731493 Flush the golden toilet

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:00 No.8731520 rolled 18 = 18 >>8731510 GO ROCK INTO THE EYE OF TERROR!

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:00 No.8731526 rolled 11 = 11 Wash our Imperial hands.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)21:01 No.8731527 >>8731506 Light years away, Indrick Boreale dies. You're the emperor now after all.

>>	OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)21:02 No.8731553 >>8731517 The golden "throne" flushes away your waste. And chaos. All of it. >>8731520 You do so, all the traitor marines surrender to your holy will. >>8731526 You do so, after beating abbaddon up.

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