I'm America, and so can you!

holding a book doesn't make you anything.
you could as well be just a bookshelf

There's only one way this can end.

why are you trolling Edward

>>8240263
Wow, this plus her playing D&D makes her my favourite porn star.

So she's an objectivist and a member of peta? Confirmed for full retard.

Fringe literary tastes can be mysterious when you can shake your ass in people's faces without being embarrassed. But wait a few years, not many. Once her tits start sagging and her stretched colon prolapses in every other shot, her messed up taste won't be sexy any longer either.

sage because troll

>>8240279
you will be still a bit better than bookshelf actually. In case that some disaster comes, you can attempt to save the book, bookshelf gives it no extra protection

>>8240263
Good thing she enjoys rough sex then!

A masochistic girl with self esteem issues is a objectivist? Dear god! Stop the presses, we have to get this in the morning edition!

Andrew Ryan was right.

/tg/ sucks

>>8240306
His point was that's she's just holding a copy of the book, and that doesn't make her an Objectivist.

I'm curious whether /tg/'s love of porn will win out over its love of trolling itself with Objectivism.

(My bets are on Objectivism winning)

Ahh Emo fuckslut... win

have you read atlas shrugged?
its wish fulfillment bullshit

maybe if the world worked the way she thought....but its like the 'naturalism' movement in 1900's novels....great idea to base novels in reality....shame the authors didn't know shit and only thought they did

If only people would get over the idea that you have to become an Objectivist cult member if you agree with some of the content of the book...

>>8240315
Andrew Ryan can go fuck himself. Rapture didn't even have dice.

>>8240280
I don't care if there's fifty slave girls, if they all look like Ayn Rand, I'd rather have socialism. No, Marxism. Stalinist Communism, even!

>>8240341
I meant more the "208 posts" part, not the "she ends up looking like Ayn Rand" part.

>>8240299 So she's an objectivist and a member of peta? Confirmed for full retard.

How the fuck can anyone be both those things?

GAaaaaaah

>>8240367
they don't understand either, that's how

>>8240337
The problem is Rand stated that Objectivism was complete and perfect and had to be taken as a whole for someone to be worth considering.

>>8240327 Ahh Emo fuckslut... win

Every time someone uses the word "emo" incorrectly, a Benjamin Gibbard dies.


Think of the Benjamin Gibbards?

I'd fist her objective if you know what I mean...

>>8240388
who is Benjamin Gibbard?

>holding a book doesn't make you anything.

Going to church makes you Christian.
Standing in the garage makes you a car.
Holding a book in a provocative way suggest that you have adapted behaviour traits from the content of the book or agree with its general theme.

One does not belong to this list.

>>8240263

Decadent la chienne bourgeoise whose work sedates young men from rising up against the oppressors.

WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!

Anarchist, Syndicalist, Socialist or Communist. All are comrades in the struggle against wage slavery.

>>8240402
>Holding a book in a provocative way suggest that you have adapted behaviour traits from the content of the book or agree with its general theme.

Really?! AWESOME!!!
I'm gonna go get my red and white striped shirt and go stand in crowds

>>8240401

The husband of Zooey Deschanel.

Seriously. Also the lead singer of Death Cab for Cutie and The Postal Service, as well as my favourite person.

OPs image is shopped.
shes holding a ifferent book in the original, but i cant remember what it is.
its just as pretentious though.

Benjamin Gibbard is John Galt.

>>8240423
The Goblet of Fire?

>>8240409 WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!

You're confusing socialism with objectivism.

Objectivism is the "thinkers" and "creators" getting all the credit, power and freedom. It lumps the uninspired workers with the land owners as useless lower classes.

>>8240263
>Sasha Grey is an objectivist, and you should be too!
She's also a cum dumpster, just like you.

>>8240341
Join the family, and be reborn!

>>8240423

Not a bad shoop though. If I hadn't seen this picture of which you speak, I'd be suspect of thy words.

>>8240433
much worse.

>>8240456
This bitch pissed me off so much, she so needed a double size serving of drill rape.

>>8240402
well I have been to church and I am not a christian....so that one is out.

>>8240472
I'd question what book could be shooped to make it worse than the op's image, but I think he was kind of scraping the bottom of the barrel already.

>>8240447

See:

>Decadent la chienne bourgeoise whose work sedates young men from rising up against the oppressors.

I called her a slutty rich bitch who was just another cog in the capitalist media machine.

>>8240476
Yeah, I tried, but there was a glass door between us so I couldn't get to her.

>>8240472
Oh god. That's even worse than op's pic, and so pretentious.

>>8240484

Ah sorry I didn't realize to whom you were referring

Photoshooop.
She's actually holding "New Moon" the latest in the Twilight Series.

Wow, a literate pornstar. What happend with the barbarians?

At last a troll thread, time to dump this.

>>8240263
>HABERPLE PADERPLE
>HABERPITY DOO
>I'M A HUGE FAGGOT
>AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO

>>8240496

To make it worse, it's likely a condensed "existentialism for dummies" book, probably 80-90% commentary with short excerpts.

>>8240472

Her smug face makes the image rather funny to me. I"Oh look, contrary to your expectations, I understand big words! That will make all the difference when you're looking at my tittypictures the next time!" is what she probably would like to suggest.

>>8240520
>>8240514
>>8240510
>>8240505

Dude, I'm eating.

>>8240526
A bitch who values intelligence enough to fake it is still abnormal.

>>8240263
LOL

Sex trade worker is who I should take my intellectual advice from?

Awesome. 10/10

I know this is hard for you to grasp, but porn stars are, in fact, people. Like real ones, with thoughts and feelings and whatever else real people are supposed to have. So the fact that she reads books (whichever books those actually are) is not out of the ordinary at all.

>>8240561
Oh captain obvious, you mean they are people? Real people?
But she takes it in the pooper?

>>8240561
>bla bla bla meat droids has feelings too

LIER!

>>8240577
Some people do that, yes.

>>8240505

Please, just stop. I can take over the image dump with something less disgusting yet still possibly offensive to some.

>>8240595
Then hide this thread good sir, and move along.

Oh super, Sasha Grey is a pseudointellectual along with being a choke-fetish pornslut...

Find me a pornstar that reads Wittgenstein and I'll be impressed

>>8240600
ummm
go find a hole and develop infectious skin disorders

Oh Christ, the DNAPalmhead comic? Shit is like 300 pages.

Now my friends, I am opposed to the system of society in which we live today, not because I lack the natural equipment to do for myself but because I am not satisfied to make myself comfortable knowing that there are thousands of my fellow men who suffer for the barest necessities of life. We were taught under the old ethic that man's business on this earth was to look out for himself. That was the ethic of the jungle; the ethic of the wild beast. Take care of yourself, no matter what may become of your fellow man. Thousands of years ago the question was asked; "Am I my brother's keeper?" That question has never yet been answered in a way that is satisfactory to civilized society.

Yes, I am my brother's keeper. I am under a moral obligation to him that is inspired, not by any maudlin sentimentality but by the higher duty I owe myself. What would you think me if I were capable of seating myself at a table and gorging myself with food and saw about me the children of my fellow beings starving to death.

If there is a man on this earth who is entitled to all the comforts and luxuries of this life in abundance, it is the man whose labor produces them. If he is not, who is? Does he get them in the present system?

>>8240609
Gladly good sir, once I finish my image dumping.

Why should any man, woman, or child suffer for food, clothing, or shelter? Why? The question cannot be answered. Don't tell me that some men are too lazy to work. Suppose they are too lazy to work, what do you think of a social system that produces men too lazy to work? if a man is too lazy to work, don't treat him with contempt. Don't treat him with scorn as if you were a superior being. If there is a man who is too lazy to work, there is something the matter with him. He wasn't born right or he was perverted in this system. You could not, if you tried, keep a normal man inactive, and if you did he would go stark mad. Go to any penitentiary and you will find the men there begging for the privilege of doing work.

I know by close study of the question exactly how men become idle. I don't repel them when I meet them. I have never yet seen a tramp I was not able to receive with open arms. He is a little less fortunate than I am. He is made the same as I am made. He is a child of the same Father. Had I been born in his environment, had I been subjected to the same things to which he was, I would have been where he is.

Now, we Socialists propose that society in its collective capacity shall produce, not for profit but in abundance to satisfy human wants; that every man shall have the inalienable right to work and receive the full equivalent of all he produces; that every man may stand fearlessly erect in the pride and majesty of his own manhood.

sage

>>8240263
I fucking love aTelicine

Every man and every woman will then be economically free. They can, without let or hindrance, apply their labor, with the best machinery that can be devised, to all the natural resources, do the work of society and produce for all; and then receive in exchange a certificate of value equivalent to that of their production. Then society will improve its institutions in proportion to the progress of invention. Whether in the city or on the farm, all things productive will be carried forward on a gigantic scale. All industry will be completely organized. Society will for the first time have a scientific foundation. Every man, by being economically free, will have some time for himself. He can then take a full and perfect breath. He can enjoy life with his wife and children because he will have a home.

We are not going to destroy private property. We are going to establish private property -- all the private property necessary to house man, keep him in comfort, and satisfy his wants. Eighty percent of the people of the United States have no property. A few have got it all. They have dispossessed the people, and when we get into power, we will dispossess them. We will reduce the workday and give every man a chance. We will go to the parks, and we will have music, because we will have time to play music and desire to hear it.

Is it not sad to think that not one in a thousand knows what music is? Is it not pitiable to see the poor, dumb, ignorant human utterly impervious to the divine influences of music? if humanity could only respond to the higher influences! And it would if it had time.

nothing in this thread has anything to do with traditional games

fuck off, all of you

>>8240638
It fucking sounds like it was recorded on a $20 casio keyboard

Release the animal, throw off his burden; give him a chance and he rises as if magic to the plane of a man. Man has all of the divine attributes. They are in a latent state. They are not yet developed. It does not pay now to love music. Keep your eye in the almighty dollar and your fellow man. Get the dollar and keep him down. Make him produce for you. You are not your brother's keeper. Suppose he is poor! Suppose his wife is forced into prostitution! Suppose his child is deformed! And suppose he shuffles off by destroying himself! What is that to you?

But you ought to be ashamed. Take the standard home and look it in the face. If you know what that standard means, and you are a success, God help the failure!
Our conduct is determined by our economic relations. If you and I must fight each other to exist, will not love each other very hard. We can go to the same church and hear the same minister tell us in good conscience that we ought to love each other, and the next day we approach some business transaction....
Do we remember what the minister told us? No; it is gone until next Sunday. Six days of the week we are following the Golden Rule reversed. Now, when we approach a business transaction in competition, what is more natural than that we should try to get the better of it?--get the better of our fellow man-- cheat him if we can?

And if you succeed, that fixes you as a businessman. You have all the necessary qualifications. Don't let your conscience disturb you.--that would interfere with business.

The ending to this comic is dumb as hell.

Competition was natural enough at one time, but do you think you are competing today? Many of you think you are competing. Against whom? Against Rockefeller? About as I would if I had a wheelbarrow and competed with the Santa Fe from here to Kansas City. That is about the way f competing but your boys will not have even that chance--if capitalism lives that long. You hear of the "late" panic. It is very late. It is going to be very late. Then panic will be with us five years from now, and will continue till then.

I am not a prophet. I can no more penetrate the future than you can. I do study the forces that underlie society and the trend of evolution. I can tell by what we have passed through about what we will have in the future; and I know that capitalism can be abolished and the people put in possession. Now, when we have taken possession and we jointly own the means of production, we will no longer have to fight each other to live; our interests, instead of being competitive, will be cooperative. We will work side by side. Your interest will be mine and mine will be yours. That is the economic condition from which will spring the humane social relation of the future.

When we are in partnership and have stopped clutching each other's throats, when we have stopped enslaving each other,we will stand together, hands clasped, and be friends. we will be comrades, we will be brothers, and we will begin the march to the grandest civilization the human race has ever known.

>>8240654
...which is why I love it.

>I know this is hard for you to grasp, but porn stars are, in fact, people.

I must confess that they rate about as high as people working at McDonalds in my mind.

>>8240299
>Objectivist
>Member of PETA

so humans have to do everything themselves, but animals have the right to whatever.

Basically her brain got hit with a reverse-o-matic, or she sat in calvin's "transmogrifier"

>>8240669
Truth be told, if I personally hate a fellow neckbeard enough to warrant eternal torture, I'd sent him into this comic's world, and let him be perpetually killed by Macrofur penis and breast expansion.

>>8240675
Fuck yeah Eugene Debs!

>>8240689
I know, what the fuck? EVERYONE ON THE PLANET HAS A GROWTH FETISH AND BECOMES THE SIZE OF PLANETS FOR CASH. Wut

>When we are in partnership and have stopped clutching each other's throats, when we have stopped enslaving each other,we will stand together, hands clasped, and be friends. we will be comrades, we will be brothers, and we will begin the march to the grandest civilization the human race has ever known.

I just read that with Morgan Freeman's voice in my head. I nearly cried.

MANLY SEMI-TEARS

The fuck is going on in this thread?

>>8240744
A objectivist thread being derailed by a macrofur growth fetish comic dump.

>>8240756

/tg/, I'm disappoint.

>>8240784
At least, I am contributing "original" content.

>>8240756
>>8240744

Don't forget Socialism, yo. Randroids piss us Leftists off even more than Stormfags.

>>8240263
>Objectivism holds that there is no greater moral goal than achieving happiness.

By that belief system any addict is an objectivist, and with that I denounce her belief on the basis that she sucks 10 trillion cocks.

good work sergalfag!

>>8240892
Ha ha, brilliant deduction good sir, I must worn you, much more logical errors and plot holes will soon follow.

I hate you.

>>8240905
Then good sir, I have done my job properly. Your hate is much appreciated.

>>8240903
>Envious
ENVIOUS?

I don't get it, What the hell is an objectivist?

>>8240915

NOOO NOT THE ATMOSPHERE

Who's Sasha Grey?

>Who's Sasha Grey?

a D&D playing pornstar of quite some fame.

>>8240970
>Pills everywhere
GODDAMN THIS

>>8240982
That is funny to me.

>>8241021
>at the cost of an entire continent of being killed by fat.

A porn star holding a book is no more to the point than me holding a dildo.

By now I'm sure you gentlemen know who the Mary Sue is?

Please change Hippie to Sergal.

>>8241048
Who cares? The entire story sucks.

Is a man entitled to the sweat of his brow?
NO says the man in Washington, it belongs to the poor!
NO says the man in the Vatican, it belongs to GOD!
NO says the man in Moscow, it belongs to everyone!
NO says the man on 4chan, it belongs to MOOT!

>>8241083
>NO says the man in Washington, it belongs to the poor!

That's not how the US works...

I have no idea why I'm actually reading this... I find it hilarious.

>>8241083
>NO says the man in Washington, it belongs to the Rich!
Fixed that typo for you.

>>8240915
> inhaling the atmosphere
> surviving without one when your body's as big as the moon

wat

>>8241110
lolnanites.

>>8241096
And I'd imagine some are even masturbating.

But I digress, it seem the image limit will soon be reached and I won't have post the complete comic.

What a deplorable situation.

>>8241120
Start a new thread, bro.

>>8241121
Better yet derail another troll thread.

>>8241108
True. However I didn't make the quote up.

Sergalfag, you know deep inside you that this thread would've died earlier if you didn't dump that stuff.
And even after that, you didn't actually derail it.
But hey, cheers for the effort.

>>8241136
>dude loses control of nanite swarm
Wat

>>8241151
Andrew, Andrew, Andrew...

So.... What's objectivism?

>>8241149

why is it that the bad science fiction makes me rage more than the goofy growth fetishism

How could this NOT be a troll thread.

Time to add ayn rand and objectivism to my filter.

Goddamnit.

>>8241182
That isn't sergalfag...

>>8241208
It just does.

>>8241232
Actually, it is, he said he was collecting a bunch of soft macrofur pics to dump in troll threads. This is his first run.

OH MY FUCKING GOD, LOOK AT THOSE EYEBROWS

This confuses and frightens me.

>>8240263
>Sasha Grey is an objectivist, and you should be too!
>Picture of Sasha Grey with Atlas Shrugged.
By this logic I should let men fuck me in the ass because she does.

>>8241319
Well, better get to it then.

>>8241255
Can we ban him yet?

>>8241333
I'd rather not, one way door & all that. That & the not being gay thing.

>>8240263

No, she's just trolling, it's what she does.

>>8241319
But she's actually an existentialist.

>>8241438
You'll never know until you try.

>>8241463
Awesome.

>>8241422
I'm strongly in favor of it. Especially now that he's outright spamming, which means there's even more posts of his that I can report.

And make sure to report OP too. He's far worse than the tripfag he's impersonating.

>>8241422
About fucking time, I say.