that poor murderer :(

what

NANOMACHINES!

Also, that's horse shit, DnD promoting gang related activity? That's like saying it promotes Satanism, which it fucking doesn't.

we already have a thread for this. you didn't need to make another one.

Guess he better work on some homebrew!

>>7779112

Read it again, pussy.

I can see if they banned it on some other premise.

But because it promotes gang activity is one of the most ridiculous reasons I've ever heard.

Sage for second thread.

I wish people would actually fucking process that prison should rehabilitate prisoners, not punish them. Crimes aren't committed with the punishment kept in mind, and turning them into revenge machines is totally fucking pointless, not to mention very likely to turn a casual criminal into a repeat offender.

In before FUCK OFF, BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL.

Also, I'd prefer criminals to be doing something that actually involves thought and socializing rather than lifting weights or stabbing each other for cigarettes.

>>7779114

Damn straight.

REAL nerds can play their Pen and Paper roleplaying games with random chance based on succeeding a certain number of coin flips in a row and stats for monsters they scrawled in the margins of a sports magazine.

>>7779134

It's much more fun if the guidelines are written by someone else. Otherwise it just feels pointless.

> man serving life in prison for first-degree intentional homicide

What the fuck did he do, stab one of his players for min maxing or metagaming?

>>7779133
>Also, I'd prefer criminals to be doing something that actually involves thought and socializing rather than lifting weights or stabbing each other for cigarettes.

I've always thought that prisoner-tended hydroponics would be a good way to get some use out of the prison population. The catch? While excess food gets shipped elsewhere, only 2 meals a week are otherwise provided to each prisoner. They have to grow the rest themselves. If they can't learn to work together productively, they go hungry.

>>7779156

that's just going to conjure a huge amount of resentment within the prisoner and not accomplish anything

>>7779156
That encourages teamwork and cooperation, which obviously we don't want in prisoner populations.

Also, a successful group would get beaten up and have their food stolen or hydroponics trashed.

>>7779117

ok

YES. This is amazing. You have to fight for your right to DnD whilst in jail.

I love this man. He doesn't let NOTHING get in the way of his gaming. Not even the god damned prison system. You take away his character sheets, and he goes to the fuckin' court of appeals to get them back. I may have a new hero.

Also DnD game triggers prison gang violence? I loooooolled.

I never understood why we insist on prisoner's rights...If you kill someone in cold blood, you're out of society. We don't need you, into the hole of death you go.

Instead, we give you a room and food and tv and work-out equipment...

>>7779156

that will only end in turf-wars and violence, bro.

they already compete for resources like cigarettes and decent food.

the prison cafeterias intentionally serve bland, uninteresting meals, so inmates are encouraged to work part-time at certain businesses. this way, they learn a trade, and can spend their meagre salary to buy cigarettes and ingredients to prepare their own meals.

>>7779156
Problem: starving prisoners is illegal.

>>7779084
>>promotes gang-related activity

...
Nigga wut?

>>7779207
Well sort of. You can give them chili with rocks in it no problem.

Ohohoho, Amerika, you so silly! Being so wealthy you can afford to feed a good percentage of your healthy, capable population into a meat grinder just because you can. What will those wacky Americans think of next, banning abortion? Not that their teenagers would notice pregnancy 'til it was too late even for that, thanks to all ze lard~ ohoho~

>>7779207

if we gave them the hydroponics already set up and with the first crop in, and they couldnt get their act together... wouldn't they be starving themselves?

>>7779192

i hope you accidentally hit a child running astray into the road and get sent to prison. i'm sure you'd enjoy the luxuries of horrible television, physical exercise, and... a room?

This thread seems to be full of an awful lot of people who think prisoners are subhuman. Which is kind of ironic, given that the people think that probably consider themselves to be nicer people than the prisoners too....

I'd LOVE to DnD inside a prison. Think about it! They must have the most badass campaign EVER! What would their characters be like? They'd just shank and stomp each other all day. It would be breathtaking. Imagine:
"Oh, who's coming up with the ideas for your campaign?"
"A bunch of felons in prison"
".... oh damn!!"

>>7779192
You know, the victims of war consider the death of their family members to be in cold blood. should we lock up our veterans?

>>7779155
"Hey, I rolled a Frenzied Berserker"
*BLAM!*

>>7779084
Nigga, you cheating on your rolls! I'mma shank yo monkey ass! *shivshivshivshivshiv*

>>7779222

It's a stupid idea. Please stop.

>>7779155
If he did then he's an example to GMs everywhere.

Metagaming will not stand.

>>7779233
Killing to the sound of trumpets is different.

>>7779155
Killed his sister's boyfriend with a sledgehammer.

>>7779233
Ohohoho! What novel idea, ja! Very American, I can see you doing it! Ohoho~

>>7779226
You wouldn't be sent to jail if it was an accident. Durr.

It's easy enough to play D&D from memory. The monsters and spells might be a little different, sure. But you could still play. Emulating dice would be harder, but not impossible, as long as you had a coin.

>>7779325

Sounds like a min-maxer to me.

>>7779373
Yes you would, manslaughter/reckless endangerment.

>promotes gang-related activity

Yep. It uses dice. Which are banned in most prisons because they're used for gambling which is a gang related activity. It's a stretch of logic, but it's a legitimate thing to do.

>>7779373

> he thinks jail and prison are the same thing

stop

>>7779373

Oh, it's so cute how you think that.

>>7779399
What. Since when are jail and prison different? It's a fucking synonym.

>>7779398

then the solution is to play Amber

>>7779408

jesus christ fucking stop you idiot

>>7779408

Jails are the holding cells in stations.

Prisons are the places with high fences and guards and shankings.

>>7779398
What about flipping twenty coins?

>>7779418
Just explain. Please. Maybe we aren't speaking the same kind of English here.

>>7779408

Jail
>Less than 2 years of sentences.
>Less NIGGA I STAB YOU AND CONVERT TO TERRORIST ISLAM

Prison
>Lifers
>People who DON'T CARE ABOUT GETTING OUT.
>You'll get raped and/or die before you get out, guaranteed.

>>7779426

Pretty much this. Jail is small stuff. Prison is where they keep the big guys.

>>7779408
Jail is for before the trial, prison is for after you've been sent

>>7779422

> Primarily, the difference is that a jail is used by local jurisdictions such as counties and cities to confine people for short periods of time. A prison, or penitentiary, is administered by the state, and is used to house convicted criminals for periods of much longer duration.

you must be living at home with your parents completely oblivious to the outside world

>>7779134
I do that

Wouldn't you think giving inmates a healthy outlet like D&D be productive? I would :\

>>7779422
I think American English makes a stronger division between the terms "jail" and "prison" than British English so if you're not trolling you may actually have a point.

>>7779398

>legitimate thing to do.

GET OUT, YOU DO NOT BELONG.

Jails usually hold people awaiting trial or transfer to prison. Prisons are the long term holding facilities.

Assault is still very common both in jail and in holding; you don't need to make it all the way to prison to get shanked.

>>7779438

No, there are plenty of retards in America who think jail and prison are the same thing, too.

>>7779437
If you could dodge the religious right and then downplay the violence of the game and run it in a controlled way then it probably could be a feasible outlet for people.

Concurrence; I'm British and I've never been aware of any real distinction between usage of "jail" and "prison".

>>7779226

Oh nooooooo 4chan curse. Look, keep your butthurt "prison is awful i've seen OZ!" attacks out of this.

I'm just saying that if you go so far as to commit pre-meditated murder, you can't then go "Hey guys! I have rights too!"

>>7779438
In America the terms are more clearly defined thanks to the existence of county jails and state prisons. In other countries the term is still somewhat interchangeable.

>>7779458

Prisoners DO have rights, though.

You might not like it, but until you go and change it yourself, that's how it is.

>>7779458

I work at a prison. I've never seen "OZ" in my life.

>>7779438
>>7779457
>>7779463
As an example, I have today's copy of the Guardian and on the front page it mentions a judge sentencing someone to jail. We have no distinction between the terms in British English.

"The Authoritarians": http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~altemey/

>>7779465
Legally, they have rights. Effectively, they have no rights, because enforcement of said rights is so low on the priority scale as to be nonexistent. Seriously, a prisoner complaining about the violation of his rights is just him rattling the cage; it's utterly meaningless.

>>7779488

sad innit

>The 33-year-old Singer is a devoted player of the fantasy role-playing game that involves recruiting others to play as a group

You know, I think this might be the "gang related" activity, rather than the use of dice that some some other guy mentioned.

>>7779488
>>7779509
Ohohoho, ja! I'd cry, if it weren't in Amerika! But since it is, I prefer to laugh, as they have the money and the manpower to achieve a civilized existence but choose not to! Zis so silly! Ohoho~

>>7779133
To be able to get the most out of your body requires a great deal of thought.

FUCK YOU.

Lol. Imagine how hard it would be to get a group together in prison.

yo dawg, don't mess with that guy, he's got like, a plus 2 flaming broadsword. that's some serious shit dawg.

Shit remember last year when we found that "write to a prisoner" website and we talked about inviting them to some PBP D&D?

Good times.

>promotes gang-related activity.
you are now imagining the cast of The Wire playing D&D.

>>7779398
Well, the clear answer here is that he needs to get into one of those faggy free-form RPGs with no dice or rules.

>>7779722
They already have that in prison.

It's called "lie down and be the girl."

>promotes gang-related activity.

Huuuuurrrr

>>7779722
>>7779767
Keep on truckin', /tg/.

>>7779696
I'd actually watch it if that were the case.

Prison ain't so bad. You can make sangria in a turlet.

'Course it's shank or be shanked.

Well I hope the man gets his DnD back. No one should have to spend their life in totall boredom even if they are fucking murderers.

>>7780068
This is true. Boredom is eventually going to turn into resentment and anger, which could turn into violence. Of course, this is what the powers that be(aka. scum) want.

just wow.

>>7780209
I believe you've gotten lost.

<<
/v/ is that way.

>>7780186

He might also just start doing violent shit for kicks.

What is your opinion on the rights of prisoners?

Personally, I think they're in need of help, unless they're clearly psychopaths (which are beyond any sort of treatment).

>>7780288

Prison should be for rehabilitation. Give them training so they can get a job outside of prison, as well as help on dealing with people outside. The current system only breeds more crime as minor criminals are forced to associate with the serious career criminals. And treating them like scum only encourages them to see themselves as separate from society and thus, not bound by society's rules.

>>7780288
Punishment so severe that criminals never dare to offend again.... that's the best way to go about it.

>>7780288
2 types. Well funded and well run rehabilitaion for first time and minor offenders with no fixed sentences. Death camps for repeat offenders.

>>7780288
Most people in prison are only there because they're poor.

>American prison = NO FUN AND ENJOY YOUR FACIST REGIME

I wonder why Americans are so aggressive and prone to violence...

>>7780642
BECAUSE IT'S OUR CULTURE. FUCK YEAR AMERICA.

>>7780642
Enough of your general political views.

We're here to answer a very specific one: Prisoner rights.

>Ultra-harsh punishments
Enjoy your skyhigh recidivism rates.
Also most of the American prisoners, which accounts for 25% of the world's prison population, are non-violent drug crimes.
And they only give insane prison sentences because of the privately owned prison industry and the guardsmen unions.

I wonder how those prisoners would like a game of Dark Heresy.

EVERYONE IS A PENAL LEGION GUARDSMAN

EVERYBODY HAS AN EXPLODING COLLAR

FINAL DESTINATION

>>7780790
Fuck playing DH. Actually do that.

>>7780790
Warden runs a game of Dark Heresy, acts like a Commissar and has Penal Legion Guardsmen to command. Details at 11.

>>7780790
>>7780826
So I herd you liek Battle Royale?

Is it weird that I'd LOVE to see a game with prisoners as the players and a guard as the GM.

WACKY SHENANIGANS ENSUE.

>>7780790
The last surviving prisoner is then immediately hired as a prison guard.

I bet he was playing 4e and the Warden was a 3.5 fag.

>>7780848
ROCKS FALL, EVERYBODY GETS SOLITARY CONFINEMENT

>>7780845
Not a battle royal style game. Just send them to middle east land.

>>7779100

>>7780857
Edition Wars? In my Prison System?

>>7780863
But then they might join the terrorists.

>>7780882
But that's why they have the exploding collars!

>>7780877
It's more likely than you th*SHIVSHIVSHIVSHIV*

Four things make sense with criminals:

1- Rehabilitation
2- Forced labor
3- Death
4- Exile (and this is probably just a more expensive way to get rid of them than the third)

The current systems are mostly a useless revenge under the pretense of rehabilitation and "keeping them off the streets".

That doesn't go for the USA only by the way.

>>7780886
Why not implant something bigger? Then if they turn traitor you can wait a few days and blow up the terrorists with them.

>>7780877
>playing it promotes gang-related activity
Well, now we know the factions, at least.

>>7780913
"You have a bomb in you, don't you?"
"No."
"Well, what's that giant rocket shaped thing stuck in your head?"
"Uh.... I wear it.... as a way to practice my religion."

>>7779155
"look Matt, if you bring up that voraephilic babyfur homebrew character again I'm gonna FUCKING MURDER YOU!"

"come on Singgy, you now she's like totally über-moe"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff"

The answer is simple. The Wardens must have a life-size game of Warhammer 40k.

IN THE GRIMDARKNESS OF THE PRESENT THERE IS ONLY PRISONHAMMER.

>>7779434
in general if you are in for less than a year they put you in jail, jail is for misdemeanors,drunks, and holding people before trial on minor offenses, trust me, if you are up for murder you go directly to prison not to jail for holding

Swedish prisons are sweet.

All our convicts chill and watch some telly.

>>7780882
Impossible. The terrorists will just kill them for not being devout muslims.

>>7780939
FUCK YES I WOULD PLAY IT.

Awwwwwwww shit

>>7780907
>useless revenge
You forgot #5: deterring potential criminals.

>>7780943
everyone in Sweden chills, always.

>>7780944
Okay, so that means that all devout Muslim criminals get to stay alive.

Lucky that's a small part of the prison population.

>>7780958
That's because it's so fucking cold.

>>7780958

Hell yeah. I'm chilling as we speak.

>>7780939
Prisonhammer would suck. All you can play is Imperial Guard, and you can only field Penal Legions.

>>7780954
deterring potential criminals is moot, if you're scared of going to prison enough to don't commit any crime you weren't going to commit them anyway.

>>7780989
1) Paint the stupid but strong prisoners green.
2) Give them Orky style weapons.
3) ORKZ FOR PRISONHAMMER.

>>7780989
Use the bigger guys for orks. They could make their own weapons and everything.

>>7780992
This. Many criminals either have no fear of incarceration or just view it as an occupational hazard.

Prisons would have to be like nightmares made flesh to put off most criminals.

>>7781005
>>7781007
big negro ork mind

It is clear what we must do.

We must somehow get a Diceless RPG system to Kevin T. Singer so he can continue playing!

>>7781007
But they'd be like Feral Orks. All dey know iz Slashy, not Shooty.

>>7781015
How scary would a prison have to be to scare a psychopath into not offending?

>>7781015
1. Build a wall around Silent Hill
2. Shove prisoners in, close door quickly
3. Keep tossing them back in until they're reformed
4. ???
5. RAPE WITH GREAT KNIFE

>>7779084
You know what I've always wondered? Are you allowed Lego in prisons?

Because if I had Lego, I'd be alright.

>>7781015
it's viewed as "remedial courses": if you end up in prison you suck at crimin', but worry not, cause in here there's a lot of you guys, and thogether you can hone each other skills untill you become unstoppable

>>7781040
Make it into Prisonhammer.

Inmates who stay are Orks. Inmates who are leaving are Penal Legions.

If you survive the Penal Legions, you can either leave and hopefully never come back or you can join the Orks.

>He argued that his First Amendment rights were being violated
Okay.
>serving life in prison for first-degree intentional homicide
Fuck him. He forfeited his rights when he decided to kill another man.

>>7781007
>>7781005
DIGGAZ!

>>7781045
So you can build a lego prison?

>>7781040
like a medieval sanatorium: no clothes, no furniture, barely any food or water, always chillin. oh, and permanent. throw in anything too insane to reform, but never increase food supply.

they're not human any more, why respect their "human rigths"?

Hmm to bad there is not a new Australia. Otherwise everyone could just throw their convicts on a continent and let them sort their own shit out. It worked for Australia.

>>7781059
that's what the court said.

then again, war veterans get all the rights and state-provided benefits so yeah.

>>7781054
>implying that a Penal Legion would ever leave the Imperial Guard

>>7781080

Let's send them to Mars.

>>7781040
Nothing would stop a psychopath from offending. It's moot if there's anything to stop a psychopath from being a psychopath.

>>7781080
Most of australia's population is made of migrants, rather than the convicts. "Let's go get rich" and "oh crap we need people to build shit"

>>7779133
fuck off liberal, any jail sentence of 5 or more years should just be relelgated to the death sentence

chinia and texas has the right idea!

kill them before they hurt more people!!!

burn them all!!

>>7781091

It might look bad in the media when the convicts starts to eat eachother due to lack of natural food on Mars.

>>7781091
I'd hope when we colonize another planet we make it into a good place to live instead of a dumpster/mine/prison hybrid.

>>7781101
incorrect, they are mostly penal colony descendants

>>7781080
Why not send them to Australia anyway?

Just stick 'em in the outback, away from civilization. Same result!

>>7781091
there's at least one novel about that.

>>7781118
I seem to remember either a short story or a comic in which criminals were sent to Mars, but when they stepped out of the unmanned rocket that took them there they died because Mars doesn't have an atmosphere.

Lol.

>>7780954
IIRC, statistics have shown that tougher sentencing for criminals doesn't lower crimerates.

the reason for this is, clever criminals plan not to get caught, and stupid criminals don't think about the consequences.

>>7781104
I love those old vids with Texas republicans going "IT'S NOT 150 IT'S AT WORST 30 INNOCENTS KILLED A YEAR".
Seriously freaky shit.

I suddenly have the urge to watch a movie about prisoners getting introduced to DnD, loving it and as the prison gets more peaceful because of it the prison's director gets more and more paranoid and bans the game.

Hell ensues.

>>7781137

Needs Tom Hanks in it.

The Greenmile with DnD.

So. You kill a man. You spend the rest of your life sitting around playing D&D while the state feeds and shelters you. As a bonus, you're probably going to get laid more than most D&D nerds.

If break into someone's house and rape them can I play World of Warcraft for the rest of my life? I'll certainly be able to get a lot more grinding done if I don't have to worry about rent or where my next meal is coming from.

>>7781152
Enjoy never going anywhere and getting shanked and raped.

You people underestimate the horror of everyday being the same.

>>7781137
And then the prisoners stage a revolt...
Which gets put down with undue force, and the last shot of the movie is of a news broadcast about the debacle and how the game obviously causes violence.

>>7779164
no wai.

bet warden's an AD&D 2.0 player.

>>7781184
You don't undestand the geek life at all.

>>7781175
They could make new prisons.

For nerds.

Where no one has any interest in shanking and conflicts would be solved via /duel in World of Warcraft.

>>7779207
SOLUTION: ultra-bland gruel.

>>7781188
And he wanted to run Tomb of Horrors.

Also...

>>7781184
you have never worked a dead-end job.

>>7781192
Motherfucker you better step off


Uh uh motherfucker you step the fuck off


Okay bitch let's go, motherfucking Yu-Gi-Oh, ten minutes to build yo' deck, then let's fuckin' settle this.

>>7781184

For the rest of your life if you play your cards right.

>>7781207
A job doesn't take place in a little cube 24 hours a day.

>>7781184
Prison life is generally varied. Like some days you get raped and some days you're doing the raping.

>>7781209
I challenge you to a children's cardgame!

>>7781216
Even people in the supermax prisons get let out of their cell for a little while.

>>7781216
Blow jobs do.

wardens concern is reasonable. take irresponsible /violent people, give them a social bonding exercise. result = gang

>>7781221
BRING IT MU' FUCKA

>>7781209
Man, nerd prison is awesome.

>>7781195
It's so bland you start tasting the inside of your mouth just to get some flavour.

>>7781245
Fuck year.

I blame WotC, and TSR before them. if only the player/gm handbooks weren't the size of the titanic, the wardens would never have noticed.

also, D4 = offensive weapon, everyone knows that.

Guys, why bother with DnD if that's illegal?

Go play some DH, or hell, Paranoia would be great for convicted murderers.

>"In a case that has been winding its way through the courts for a while now, a Wisconsin prison banned inmates from playing Dungeons & Dragons, using the justification that 'one player is denoted the Dungeon Master... [who] is tasked with giving directions to other players... [which] mimics the organization of a gang.' The prison also cited some sparse evidence that a handful of non-inmate D&D players once committed some crimes that allegedly were related to their D&D playing. On Monday the 7th Circuit Court of Appeals upheld the regulation (PDF) against challenges from inmates. The court appeared skeptical of the ban, sarcastically referring to it as the 'war on D&D,' but upheld it nonetheless as having a 'rational basis.' Law professor Ilya Somin suggests that the court may have had no choice, given how deferential rational-basis review usually is."

>>7781259
he should downgrade to dnd v1 - that's pretty thin. maybe monster manual and greyhawk supplement - still takes up less space than 4e player handbook

they should switch systems to Macho Women With Guns

>>7781304
Fuck that.

Mouse Guard.

>>7781284
"Yo, little Slim, get me some drugs."
"Naw man, you know I'm off that shit now.
"Do it or your paladin falls"

MOTHAFUCKA YOU FAIL TO DETECT THE TRAP. YOU'S DEAD MOTHAFUCKA.

GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU DON'T EXIST NO MO'

>>7779084

>Kevin T. Singer filed a lawsuit against officials at Wisconsin's Waupun prison after a policy was initiated in 2004 to eradicate all Dungeons and Dragons game materials among concerns that playing it promotes gang-related activity.

Was there any evidence that playing it promotes gang-related activity?

>>warden said THAC0, prisoners went thackwut motherfucker? warden raeg.

>>7781368
Think about it. You basically gain a new argot that most guards are unlikely to EVER look into.
Party, tank, spells, encounter, BBEG, etc.

>>7781358
AW NO MAN. DON'T SEND ME INTO AN EXISTENTIAL CONUNDRUM OF MY OWN EXISTENCE. SHIT SUCKS.

>>7781368
It seems to be based on the assumption that the DM somehow controls the players in the same way as the leader of a gang would, or that the social construct of an adventuring party is too close to being a gang.

>>7781385

I ALREADY SAY YOU DEAD FOO'

NIGGA YOU DON' EXIST

YO TYRESE YOU BALLIN' AT EIGHTH LEVEL DAWG, THINK IT'S TIME YOU LEARN SOME REAL GANGSTA SHIT

>>7781404
BLACK LEAF
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>7781404
AW MAN. CAN'T I, LIKE, ROLL A NEW CHARACTER OR SOMETHIN'?

>>7781428
NIGGA GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU DEAD.

SUP HOMIES I BROUGHT TYRESE UP IN HERE TO BECOME A PRIESTESS AN' A WITCH AN' FLOW.

>>7781465
FO' THE LAST TIME, NIGGA: THAT'S JUST TYRONE IN DRAG, STOP FUCKING HIM. AND NO, HE CAN'T PLAY, NEITHER.

>>7781426
More like Niggerweed.

>>7781080
it worked for us until we got to the point of having to give abbo's rights then it all went downhill

Rot in your cell you fucking animals.

DAMN I USED FUCKIN' MIND BONDAGE ON ONE OF THE GUARDS- HONKY MUTHA WENT OUT AN JACKED ME A GRIP OF D&D SHIT!

ITT: Rollin' with the Wizards.

Don't ever change /tg/. Don't ever change.

THIS JUST IN: D&D IS REALLY A COVER FOR A GANGS OF SATAN WORSHIPERS. THEY ROB CONVENIENCE STORES AND USE THE MONEY FOR HOMOSEXUAL SATANIC ORGIES

>>7781662
I fucking knew it.

>>7781662
No wonder I can't find a group.

YO DAWG, CHECK OUT MY NEW DICE, DAY BE BALLAN

>>7781711
That ain't no real gold bitchnigga. Come back when you rollin' fucking diamonds and shit.

There's really nothing any of us can say that hasn't been said here: http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4968600

You honkies do gangsta pretty well. Any of you play gangstas in your RPGs?

we will continue to deny him D&D. But we are not a heartless society we will make a concession

we will give them the fatal rule book.

>>7781863
Fucking hell, man. Gas the poor bastards too while you're at it.

>>7781863
i think that FATAL would be amusing for some of the prisoners

"hey buddy you dropped the soap so you better hope you roll well for anal circumference"

although I doubt this will help anyone, here's the Westlaw citation for the case:

2010 WL 252290

>>7781137

New film idea: Entire prison gets caught up in the game, little by little. It turns into a LARP that interconnects all of the smaller adventures run between inmates into an expansive world.

Things turn ugly after the first few characters die, people getting caught up in the fantasy actually start shanking deceased PCs. It all goes downhill from there...

>>7779187
You know, not having DnD materials doesn't mean he can't game. In fact, this could give him the cance to make up his own system. Especially if he works with the others and tries to create a way to have fun.

>>7782143
yes but trying to get a group of convicts to try out a homebrew system or any RPG that doesn't devolve into shank or rape would be pretty hard

>>7782314
you monkeys could turn a game of uno into murder and rape, yeah?

>>7781886
No, we will force them to play FATAL.... in the dark.

>>7782350
motherfucker we can turn looking at someone into murder and rape games are easy

>>7782418
Even worse: They must play FATAL while listening to Barry Manilow.

man goes to prison, his dnd group visits him during visiting hours and they play.