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09/11/10(Sat)12:39 No.12043966The
Civil War was about FUCKING MANLY men with FUCKING MANLY songs doing
FUCKING MANLY things, greybacks charging at fortified GATLING GUNS while
shouting their rebel yells with nothing but rusty sabers in their
hands, bluebellies STANDING THE LINE at a flimsy wooden picket fence
while hillbillies who've been trained marksmen who've shot everything
they've eaten since they were eight blow away everyone around them,
Johnny Reb trudging through Pennsylvania barefoot because he's never
owned a pair of shoes singing about hearth and home in Dixie, Billy Yank
trudging across the Potomac to the same
place every other
Yankee force has been slaughtered because he can't dishonor his home and
family name singing an Irish tune he picked up from the
immigrant battalion about a mother who learns her son's legs have both been blown off.
That's what it's about. One of the manliest chapters in human history, and one of the most honorably fought wars ever.
Yes
there were atrocities, but just compare it to, say, any war that has
ever involved the British. Politicians, liars and lawyers and
rhetoricians all
started it, but once it got started do you
think any recruiter ever asked a volunteer his stance on slavery or
economics? Fuck no, they talked about mettle,
honor, courage and
duty, and sweet merciful fuck did those volunteers (and later on,
draftees) show those qualities in abundance. |