hey /tg/ so I'm pretty much a loser, have nothing interesting in my life, weird as fuck fetishes, and generally loath social life which pretty much equates to zero chance of getting my genes passed on. anyone got any epic gaming stories to make me feel better?
I won a game once.Fin.
>>11210265well at least someone is a winner!
In my cthulhutech game, one of my players was Tager who managed to, through incredibly luck and chutzpah, to use his limit weapon to swallow whole and digest an entire enemy Migou mecha (a dragonfly), which was about 5 times bigger than him. Thanks to some great rolls and slightly ambiguous rules for his particular limit weapon. How's that for epic?
Go to sup/tg/. Once you get past all the bullshit quest threads archived there's some great stories.
You're in good hands.
>>11210314Archives are down while they clean out all the shit.No stories here, unfortunately. Only in a Traveller game that moves slow as molasses. We did fight pirates, except they we less of pirates and more like dumbasses with a faster ship than ours. Ran away when one of them got capped.
>weird as fuck fetishessuch as?
Obligatory.(Posted it in wrong thread first.FFFFFFFFF)
>>11210389Guess I'll add some highlights:-My engineer character faking an engine blowout and reactor shutdown to lure the pirates in.-Our Marine gunner sitting in the bridge during the whole fight, saying he was going to shoot the cutter when it ran away. This is while the ship was docking with us and we knew we were outnumbered. He later ran away with my gun and our launch when we made port.-Everybody else sitting around doing nothing.>>11210413Also curious. Let's compare fetishes!
keep up the good stories>>11210413helmets. fucking helmets. I know skin tight suits is common and even to some extent gasmasks but if you slap on a bodysuit and helmet on a woman then I start to get uneasy. smash open that helmet, instant fap material for me. its fucking annoying. cant even watch power rangers with my cousins
>>11210546what
>>11210428Every time I see that story, I rage. Not only is it poorly narrated, but the DM would have to be such a shitty person to let that happen.
>>11210428wtfjoe?
>>11210546At least you don't see helmeted girls everywhere.I see hundreds of lightly clad fat girls every day.
>>11210609To be fair, I at least see how fat can be attractive.
>>11210579I don't know shit about roleplaying gaems, but I just like the irony.
>>11210546Helmets? I was expecting pie throwing-snuff-vore or something.Oh, and our Traveller game almost ended 30minutes in. We're on a mission to grab data from a wrecked ship; one PC is the rich backer and another is an ex-pirate who's the one behind the job.While we're getting the briefing, our Marine, who during chargen didn't opt for any money, asks about advance pay so he get get weapons.Ex-pirate gets angry and sarcastic, fight threatens to break out. Everyone else is uncomfortable. Ex-pirate is acting like Marine is a dumbass who came unprepared, even if none of us knew we were planning to loot an abandoned warship in an interdicted system.He also expects we can somehow bring this ship back up to running, even if there's 5 of us.
>>11210578you heard me. hell I had problems even with mass effect armor. I forced myself to play male so I didnt have to see a hot female in body armor and helm
>>11210546
>>11210613well I also have other assorted fetishes like throw ups, guro, vore etc
New wallpaper for you OP
>>11210646Oh. Well, okay then.>>11210609Same here. Also, preggos. That's an uncomfortable fetish.
raping the RT rules, we attempted Necron Pirates vs Eldar Ninjas vs Chaos Marine Spartansit was awesome when using some necron pylons, we were gunning down chaos titans!
>>11210674Never understood preggo fetishes or round bellies.I need fat rolls to get aroused.I respect your fetishes though.
My fettish?>>>/m/5375251
>>11210646I dislike most guro, but bullet holes make me hot, I just want to ram my needle dick inside them.
>>11210546Hypno/MC fetishist here.Makes watching some cartoons with my nieces and nephews I babysit uncomfortable as hell sometimes.
>>11210613>pie throwing-snufflike hate crimes, but slapstick.
>>11210736mmm apple piepic related, my fapping arm!oh also pic related. how our game ended up
>>11210702It's the shape of the stomach and that it's been filled with something. Throw in some dom tendencies and the want to do the filling...yeah.But mostly it's just an irrational fetish with little reasoning.
>>11210736So like, the acid pies from "Killer Clowns From Outer Space"?
>reads over threadI am so glad I have no freaky fetishes. Goddamn.
>>11210736Apparently there are people who get off to whipped cream and pie crusts all over the place and each other. It's a little weird, but I can't judge.
>>11210756Preggo might be a fetish but I think fat is just a preference.You don't say you have a brunette fetish for example.
>>11210776Does that help you sleep at night? Does it suppress the post-coital shame?
>>11210776Probably. I try not to think about it that hard, I just know what gets me hard. Also I forget the distinction between fetish and kink.
>>11210800I'm not ashamed, I have other fetishes but I think fat isn't one of them.I have a domination and a master/servant fetish for example.
>>11210823Maybe fat isn't, but morbid obesity(see: your picture) certainly is.
>>11210823A fetish is something that has to be there in order for you to be arousedif you get off to obese girls, and can't get it up for other sizes, it's a fetish.
>>11210776the difference between preference and fetish is whether or not it precludes the subject from regular arousal, if he cant get it up unless X is present along whit a normal object of desire (be it brunette hair,apple pies or prepubescent body) it's a fetish, and it becomes a paraphilia if X fully substitutes the object of desire (fapping in the hair instead of fucking the brunette, fucks preteens even if dead, frosts the pie whit semen)
>>11210823>>11210715 here, I feel you bro.
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>>11210853I like thin girls as well, especially short, petite ones.If I weren't fat though I don't think I could get aroused by a thin girl.
>>11210901Why not?
>>11210912because he's dumb, all sorts of people lust for all sorts of other people.
>>11210912There's something about the size difference.I'd love to act as a servant to a fat girl or have a petite girl be a servant to me.I imagine myself very fat sitting on a throne in an arabian style palace and having a lightly clad girl serve me food and drink.If she adores me in secret while pretending to despise me it's even better.
Well hey, at least you all aren't as bad as the people on /d/...
>>11210901I know a girl who's 4' 11"short girls are so adorable
>>11210901me too
>>11210960/tg/ IS /d/
>>11210969Aye, and for some reason they tend to fall for fat guys or bodybuilders.Maybe they feel secure.
>>11210960>guro, vore, throwing up, obesity so thick you'd need a 24-inch cock just to achieve penetration>not as bad as dickgirlsI'm not even into dickgirls and shit, but nigga you just went full retard.
>>11210989That isn't even petite. That's a 12 year old.
>>11210989Looks too much like a kid to me but the size is fine.Could do with some more womanly shapes though.
ITT: fa/tg/uys reveal their love for fa/tg/irls
>>11210960/d/ is useless now, 2 guys continuosly bump old futa threads whit reposts, another 2 continue to post pasta whining at the "futa spam" and a third group make random loli, shota, furry, scat, guro and western art threads. it'd be easier to remove it than trying to fix it.
>>11210989No, just no.That's a kid.
>>11211025:(
I like height difference - very tall, thin guys and short, slender girls, for example, or large, athletic women and short, girly-looking guys. Not weight difference, though. I have a lot of fetishes, but that'll never be one of them.
>>11211025>>11211010>>11211009it's a joke on how petite lovers are actually pedos.
>>11210989No.I like petite girls, you on the other hand seem to like children.
>>11211053Why can't I like both?
>>11211052If we were pedos we wouldn't prefer them to have boobs and hips, we'd prefer planks.
>>11211053if you dont like C+ cups and C+ cups only you're a pedo.
>>11211023>western art threadsIf /d/ didn't shit itself in fear and throw a tantrum over the sight of porn not drawn in GLORIOUS NIPPON, it'd be a better place.
>>11211069Reported.
>>11210997The girl, a friend of mine, ended up going out with this 6'3" asian guy who's kind of chubby but muscular at the same time. When I see them together the height difference is hilarious.
Bury this cp shit in fat.For the great maw!
>>11211096CP? Are you guys crazy? Holy shit... where did you get the idea that there's any CP in this thread??
>>11211050...Is this Kiyo? Sure looks like Kiyo art.
>>11211096How about no. Liking skinny girls doesn't make you a pedophile.Picture related is gorgeous. >>11210989 is as creepy as fuck.
>>11211114Is it? I don't know. I'd love to find the artist though. Link to gallery?
>>11211111Might not be, still too close for comfort.
>>11211120yes it does, real women have huge tits an hips so wide they can deliver both twins at the same time.
Is this thread full of old people or something?
>>11211120Pics like yours are welcome and hot, pics of girls that look young enough to be my daughter isn't.
>>11211111Sadly enough, in the US depending on the court it may or may not count as CP.
>>11211155Your daughters are in their teens? Can I come over for dinner?
>this topic>>11210546damn now that you mention it. she does look kinda hot in that outfit
Make it stop. Please make it stop./tg/ does not care about your fatty fetish.
>>11211091I've always preferred shorter girls because they cuddle better. Makes me feel protective of her.But the image of a 2-foot height difference is a little silly though.
>>11211127eh. She can be found on Deviantart, name being Kiyo there as well.
>>11211155you to are posting girls young enough to be your daughter, they even have her body type.
>>11211211She's probably 5 years older and at least 3 times as heavy.
chubby girls are awesomexbox huge fat isnt, in my booksgunhead fetish here
>>11211241Gunhead? as in, girls with guns for heads, or just girls with guns?
>>11211194Hmm. Possible. Art styles look vaguely similar, I guess.
>>11211233you sure you mean what you said? cause you just said your daughter is older and more obese.
>>11211241Since when has Iris ever used a PSG-1?
>>11211273I said earlier that the girls in your pictures are young enough to be my daughter, not that I have a daughter.
Nevermind... you can keep your fat teenagers to yourself.
>>1121129815+ legal in my country
>>11211296I'm not the little girl poster, just a random dickhead who decide to poke fun at your funny wording.
>>11211270Yeah. I keep thinking of some of her Changeling art.
>>11211199relevant to my interest
>>11211344Saying that someone is young enough to be my daughter does in no way tell you that I have a daughter.It's even a common expression.
>>11211328Which country is this?
