Red Leader is online. Initiating Connect 4 subroutine.Who will face me in the red and black ring of honor?
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It's on!
>>11209201
SO MUCH SUSPENSE!!!!!! CRUISE CONTROL111!!11!11!!11!!!!
>>11209220
the nigger will win
Calling it now. Black wins.
>>11209223MS Paintan' at the speed of light!
>>11209261
>>11209272OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!
red has basically almost won already with the classic 3 bar lane blocker
Black wins in 7 moves.*Guess*
>>11209285A nice warmup, my friend. Good show.
... Oh gosh
>>11209306Don't get ahead of yourself, good sir
black is fucked
>>11209333Assuming red isn't retarded it's over.
>>6633107 http://www.lawl.us/Kihttp://www.lawl.us/Kihttp://www.lawl.us/Kihttp://www.lawl.us/Kihttp://www.lawl.us/Ki
>>11209333All the same, it was a stimulating game. I fear, however, you have no more options open to you.
One move sets up a two-way win situation, so black is fucked.
>>11209352Ah, I forgot to add your piece. Either way, the outcome is the same.
>>11209352I knew I was trapped, but I couldn't see it. Perhaps I would have faired better if I had had this game as a kid. I tip my to you, my worthy foe.
The template, for others who may wish to play.>>11209380Your loss marks the 10th notch in my win streak. I wouldn't feel bad about losing.
>>11209436ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO STOP THIS OP?
>>11209442OP is a commie, and therefore from the east. Pic related if anybody else manages to beat him.
I'm betting 50 Denars on Black
Bump to see how the next guy will do
>>11209505OP here. Unfortunately, I must retire for about half an hour. Others are welcome to play with the template I placed in >>11209436 until my return.
Will noone stand to do battle in the Court of Magic? The duels keeping us Endless Witchs free from the poison of boredom~
>>11209595Shut your mouth and get back in the kitchen.
Yes sir :*(
>>11209291So is anyone gonna play?'Cause if not, I'll take a shot.
No one, GD, not even me right now can play
...I'll just leave this here then.
Ooooo
>>11209790
p.s. I am so bad at this.
Well, damn... you weren't kidding, Flee. No one wants to play....does anyone know any good Connect Four games online in the meantime? :c
>>11209884>ignored>my heart </3
>>11209863Oh, score, a challenger!
Spoke too soon.An angel has arrived to challenge you : )
>>11209889Totally didn't mean to, Yelling Guy.Feel free to yell / harangue / insult me.PS: So am I... 8C
>>11209894It's no biggy I am used to it :3
I hope I don't suck too bad for /tg/'s tastes.
>>11209933olololololo how to I connected four?
>>11209975
Yelling Guy plays like me
>>11210008Poorly?
>>11210008Don't put yourself down, you can't possibly mean to say that you play poorly.
>>11209990Let's see how this goes over...
>>11210011>>11210016poorlymind.>>11210024
>PoorlyNo, like setting pieces far away
I return!I also stand by the sidelines to observe.
>>11210040You thought Black was going to win in OP's game. You play poorly, Flee :/
>>11210036OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
I AM STAR COLONEL WARREN RADDICK OF THE THIRD RED CLUSTER. I BID 6 RED PIECES TO TAKE THIS BOARD
>>11210064
this is cool, but isnt it kind of tedious?
couldn't resist.
>>11210119arent they affected by gravity in the real game? so it would fall down?
>>11210101lol, trollface piece.You amuse me so.
>>11210113If by tedious you mean EDGE OF YOUR SEAT ACTION.
>>11210140
>>11210148>slowly shifts back from edge of seat...You saw nothing.
>>11210160I SEE NOW HOW IT WILL END!
>>11210138His trollforce is great enough to defy gravity.
>>11210171I don't, enlighten me so I can change it.inb4can'tchangefuture.
>>11210184Red wins. Unless, of course, black wins.
>>11210160>>11210171Oh, do you...?Do~ you~ really~?
>>11210171Red Leader here. It isn't over till its over.
>>11210171NOT BY FIREBUT BY ICE
>>11210210NOT WITH A BANG.But a whimper.
>>11210197
>>11210213>>11210210NOT IN AGONYBut in apathy.
Don't fail me black~
>>11210217
>>11210243I knew you were gonna do that.But did the yelling guy?
>>11210251Hey, you're not me! I'm the telepath here.
>>11210243
>>11210243ITS ALL OVERFEEL THE DRAMA
>>11210251I don't know shit about connect four bro.
WAIT WHAT
>>11210272Oh nooooo this is the worst decision in Connect 4 history!It's a sad day, a sad day indeed.
>>11210288Hey man, at least I'm part of history now. My name will be in BOOKS, man, BOOKS!
>>11210272Whatchu gon' do now?
>>11210305Depends. Do you win if you connect 5? (Yes i know you dolol)Good game :3
>>11210303
>>11210318DELAY YOUR DROP SO IT FALLS AFTER HIS
>>11210318And same to you. I must admit, I felt a bit of tension halfway through.I'd play you again anyday.
>>11210291It seems the awesomeness that is connect four has caused permanent braindamage in Kimmo.................Oh wait, never mind that.
>>11210243If red doesn't pull this off just right, the game's already over.
>>11210318Wait, what? It's over? I don't see 4 in a row!
Even though my chosen side won, I can't help but feel honour for the red side.Truly, there were no losers today.
>>11210332
>>11210354u both win!
>>11210305Good show, gentlemen. I enjoyed the match, though at times I had to resist the urge to direct Red's hand.
>>11210365Always feel free to give tips in the form of mechanical explanation, I am so bad at this. I suppose it's like chess where there's a lot of memorization of configurations and context at higher levels of play?
>>11210350Yeah. I don't wanna rub it in, but... yeah.
>>11210365And now that I have returned... Is anybody else up for a match? Either that, or you all can continue playing against each other. I'm fine being an observer.
This reminds me, I never got to lay the hurt on that Judge guy.Oh well.
>>11210396As much as I wanna try and bring down you UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST style of play... I think I'll watch this time....unless, of course, no one else wants to play you.
>>11210396kekeke
>>11210386I myself would have placed a Red four rows from the left in >>11210197 , blocking the three. It would have both blocked it off and might not have telegraphed the strategy of setting up a diagonal on that side as well.Alternately, if you had not played your Red where you did in >>11210272 , I would have played up that side until I could get a Diagonal going, snatching victory from the jaws of defeat. I am not sure It could have been pulled off, but it would have at least prolonged the inevitable if not winning due to attrition.
>>11210439BURN THESE XENO SCUM.
>>11210448deraaaiiiiiiillllllland i'm done.
Hate to break it to you guys but first player has forced win.
>>11210472Unless he's an idiot.
Will none face the Undefeated of the East in single combat?
>>11210499I would, but I'm sitting in an uncomfortable chair and it's making my ass hurt too much to strategize.
>>11210499Consider yourself challenged.
>>11210514Look at it from the bright side.At least you can't get any more butthurt.
>>11210535
>>11210534
>>11210549>Ghostbusters
>>11210549>Ghostbusters are AmusedAs am I.>>11210551
>>11210573
>>11210604Well, I couldn't see THAT coming.
>>11210604>>11210625It's already over. Anon will win this.
>>11210625Wheels within wheels, my friend.
I'm still here anon, you called?
>>11210642Your wheels are as squeaky as my skills are rusty.Still, I will try my best.
>>11210671Yes, if only so I could do this.*BLAM*The the Undefeated of the East says hello.
I like where this is going
>>11210672
>>11210690My dying words were probably something like "fartcunt sugartits"My friends have conspired to have my Tombstone insignia read "He caught it, he rode it, goddamnit Chris."My tomb itself will be a throwback to the Egyptian pyramids, in that it will secretly be a space ship built by lizardmen and I'll wake up 3 days after being entombed to join them in world dominance.
>>11210705Pretty sneaky, sis...
>>11210701Oh hi flee.
>>11210733
I think this is the most awesome thread we've had in a while.
>>11210775<witty repartee goes here>
>>11210798
How come this is working? It contradicts everything i have learned about 4chans blind destruction of anything constructive...
>>11210821
>>11210861While part of 4chan, /tg/ tends to work ever so slightly different from time to time.
>>11210861Welcome to /tg/. Around here, we get shit done.
>>11210861You heard about /b/.Excuse me, /b/rother, but this is the work of notorious fa/tg/uys.Only dragon porn spam could make this fall.
>>11210875>>11210874>>11210873Helpfulmind.
>>11210862
>>11210902I feel like I'm cornering myself, but I can't see it...
>>11210942you have a strong position right now.
>>11210958...that's what she said...
>>11210942
>>11210978It's a trap!
>>11210978
>>11211034Oh man that's exactly what I would've done.
>>11211034
>>11211119Okay, you're just stalling now.
Calling it for black.
>>11211222you've got that wrong. the left column works only if red goes first after filling the other columns, but it would be black's turn, not red.
>>11211142
>>11211247>Doesn't know how to extrapolate
>>11211257
>>11211222Your prediction got fucked up big time by >>11211257
If nobody wins in the next move it's officially a stalemate and everybody loses...FOREVER
>>11211312
>>11211334wat? Black can go third from right, can't he?
>>11211247Okay, maybe it is possible for red to win if avoiding that column the way black needs to avoid the other two.
>>11211362See >>11211337Its a whole new ballgame now.
Actually, they both have a few ways to win still
>>11211337Sweet. ¯¯¯¯But yeah... I think this is gonna keep going into stalemate. And I have to go out to dinner in less than an hour, so......zoom-zoom?
>>11211400We can do this the easy way, or the hard way.Either way. my friend, it ends in victory for me. Which path will you take?
I had to shuffle back off the edge of my seat again D:
While black has more columns "blocked", Red has a lot of options.
>>11211444Victory is never quite assured, friend.
>>11211492This is not football and I am 99.9999999999999999999% certain you are not John Madden, STOP FUCKING IT UP >:U
>>11211503You've already lost.
>>11211508
>>11211503To quote another man, "you are already dead."Your moves are now dictated by necessity, rather than choice. A good show, my friend.
>>11211540And you fucked it up, bravo. If you'd put it in column 3 you would have won next turn.
>>11211521I haven't lost - I can still force a stalemate....anything that's not a win for the Anon is a win for /tg/.
>>11211554Looks like Anon isn't Madden either.
>>11211540>my face when I saw itUNDEFEATED OF THE EAST.
>>11211554Are you blind?
>>11211540see >>11210288
>>11211540Should we just call a draw? I have to leave for dinner soon.
>>11211594You have one possible connect 4 that can be blocked, and stops another possible one. He can block the next potential one you line up as well.
>>11211604Is anon trying to force stalemate because he has seen his defeat D:
>>11211619Red's won this long as he don't mess up
>>11211629If he placed his red on his last turn where GD placed his black on this turn, he would have won. He would have had two three in a row and GD could have only blocked one.
>>11211604Why call a draw? You can only block one of my Connect 4s, not both of them.
>>11211619>>11211629Can't see more than 2 turns ahead.
LO, I HAVE PREDITECTED THE ENDING
>>11211654Oh, I see the other now. Inefficient.
>>11211654You just dug your grave.
>>11211676You just lost.
this is not tg related
>>11211676wat? It's over D:
>>11211676Doesn't know how to look at the board
>>11211676No he didn't :/
>>11211686Oh, fuck, now I see it.Maybe he doesn't...
>>11211676ACTION POINTUSE AN ACTION POINT
>>11211708Now we got the fear in the boy
>>11211711FATE POINT! US A FATE POINT! REROLL THE GAME!
This has been exceptionally entertaining, /tg/, and I thank you for it.
>>11211676I beg to differ, G.D.Good show, my friend. Truly a stimulating match.
>My face
>>11211741
>>11211741>took three turns longer than it should have.
>>11211741Well, damn.At least tell me this: was I one of your more challenging matches?I feel ashamed. Couldn't even force a stalemate. ;_;
I LOVE YOU RED LEADER
>>11211741Fucking portals, man, fucking portals...
>>11211803You were in the top 3, my friend. Your playstyle was top notch.
Lets fucking go bros, who want to play me, warning, I probably suck
>>11211860Thank you. That's all I wanted to hear.Sorry for seeming conceited throughout. I now know when I've been bested.Play on, Red Leader... and stay thirsty, my friend.
>this thread
>>11211889Its on like Donkey Kong
>>11211797Go in third row when you said to>adviceneckbeard.jpegWIN THE GAME FOR BLACKSeriously. Sure, he would have had two different lines for winning, but it wouldn't have fucking mattered. All Black would have to do is block the vertical line in the third row (since it was, you know ONE OF HIS WIN CONDITIONS ANYWAY).I find your lack of faith in Red Leader's ability... Disturbing.
>>11212020
I think I'll take a little break to observe and grab a drink. Carry on, my friends!
>>11212020There is a template right here (>>11209436 ) If you don't want to use a thumbnail.
Red Leader should get a tripcode.
>>11212345If you look at all of my games, all of them have some variation of orly in the filename when I'm posting. Its a simple distinction, but its there.
>>11212390Oh, thanks, never noticed that.
>Title of Undefeated of the East>Russia is in Eastern Europe>Name is Red Leader>Communists are RedRED LEADER IS COMMIE SCUM. GUARD TEAMS HAVE BEEN DISPATCHED TO ELIMINATE THIS DANGEROUS INDIVIDUAL.
>Archives are downFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I actually don't think archives are down.There was a new "Planes and Mercs" thread archived today......I have no idea why, though.
