Well, you'll hate us less once you're done. Because you won't have any hate left.

>>10653512

>FATAL

May God have mercy in your soul

The first step is to print out the character sheet. It is ten pages long.

I killed a tree for this. I hope you motherfuckers are happy.

Oh, you must have missed the thread. Someone just did that a few days ago. It's archived on sup/tg/.

>>10653512

>>10653512
Somebody wrote a character generator for it a while back.

Also, who is Jessica Elwood and why should I care?

>>10653558
>Without using the character generator.

It seems rolling FATAL characters is about to become a fad. Oh well, don't say we didn't warn you. Good luck.

>>10653512

I certainly hope your reward is good. Like beer and bjs

>>10653551
Yeah. Guy was a champ.

CUBECOCK!

I do not expect to see you again.

INTO THE DARK OBLIVION THAT IS FATAL.

WITH ALL HASTE, COMRADE.

>>10653558
OP promised to do it without using the character generator.

Okay, start by rolling (4d100/2)-1. Twenty times. Those are your twenty Sub-Abilities. Fucked if I remember what they are.

..oh no..

Its started again.

>>10653592

Wasn't it a Kobald with an anus about 1/10th the size of his body who made a living as a sex slave? This was all rolled randomly, mind you. We followed along as he made it, live, in front of us. 'twas a good evening, fun for the whole family.

>Jessica Elwood

If there's anyone you should be mad at, it's yourself.

>>10653620
It was like watching someone saw off their hands and type their life story.

>>10653620
Something like that. I remember he had most attractive feature: crotch.

>>10653512
DO IT YOU FUCKING FAT ASS NIGGER, YOU WILL DO AS YOU ARE FUCKING TOLD BECAUSE JESSICA ELWOOD HAS FUCKING TITS

>>10653551
Fantastic. So I'm doing this for nothing.

She's got some 'splainin to do.

Step 1. Race and Gender. I get out my GameScience ruby Gem Dice and start rolling.

When I am done, I will burn these dice. It will be the only way to expunge the evil.

Race:
> 97

I am apparently a Troll, Subterranean.

Gender: I search through the damn charts and finally find what I'm looking for in "Chapter 6: Sociality" Whatever.

> 74

I am a male.

Apparently I am going to be the one doing the raping, instead of vice versa.

Second page of the abomination in question; the man who was ten percent ass.

ROLL FOR ANAL CIRCUMFERENCE

I would make a FATAL character for Jessica Elwood...

...'s sweet, sweet ass all over my face.

>>10653571
Some furry artist/attention whore who can't draw muscle mass or properly proportioned female characters.

Third and final page. You can see where his soul died.

Rejoice in the horror; today, it was not you.

>>10653656
Oh, and she's a chick so everybody white knights over her.

This is the closest I can come to showing my respect for her trolling.

>>10653656

>Succubus of /tg/

>>10653656
>im a huge butthurt gay faggot
Indeed, continue on being a worthless member of society.

>>10653656

Alright. Should I care?

>>10653512

You wretched fool. No boobs are worth this torture.

>>10653650
No she didn't make promises to them, so only sorta related.

>>10653676
>>10653681

>>10653704

>>10653650

You won't last as long as the other guy lasted. It took him the better part of three hours, and he had a cheering squad. We've already been entertained by this recently, so we don't care whether you succeed or not and can't be arsed to provide moral support.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing humanity to play Fatal.

..so ... you're making a Troll character... for a drawfag... for what reason, precisely? If you were the first one to do, that'd be an accomplishment, but you're really just following someone else's pain for no apparent gain.

>>10653713
Three and a half hours, to be precise. With use of the /tg/ dice system. Somehow, I feel it dirtied them.

I go back and start jotting down base stats and modifiers for my race and gender. I am not going to list them because it makes my head hurt to write them down. I'll let you know how it comes out in the final stats.

Suffice to say, the pain is starting to get to me. My vision is blurring, and I think my brain is attempting to stroke out to kill itself and save itself the misery.

>>10653731

Do not continue!

>>10653731

See >>10653664

You can literally see the point that his mind shattered.

You have no hope. Bash your head against your monitor until either you die, or FATAL is no longer on your screen.

>>10653757
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NEEDLEDICKED FUDGEPACKER, HE'S DOING IT FOR FUCKING TITS

STarting age. My nerves are a wreck. My hands are shaking. 4d100 / 3 - 40

> 19+18+58+512 = 146 / 3 = 48 - 40 = 8

. . . I am an eight year old subterranean troll.

>drclef
Fuck you, gigantic shitty self inserted piece of slavic poo.

>>10653800
...

...Proceed.

>>10653790
No fucking tits are worth this pain.

>>10653800

shota troll?

>>10653790
Tits without the mental facilities left to appreciate them are wasted.

>>10653790
He's doing it for "promised" internet tits.
There exists no format or fashion to include honesty and integrity into someone's internet "promise".
No tits are worth that, even if they were actively delivered.

>>10653706

>>10653790

I don't care if God Himself, robed in radiant glory, descended from on high and promised me all the tits in the world if it meant having to roll up a FATAL character. No amount of tits are worth it.

I vote we start a deadpool on drclef.
Who is in?

>>10653823
any tits are worth any pain, you shameless, worthless, foul little guttermouthed troll

>>10653847

>>10653869

Well then, maybe you should roll up a FATAL character as well. After all, tits are on the line.

>>10653611
Oh my god. I'm the Anon from last night asking all about Fatal and Bricktown. I'm so happy to see this thread is back.

What is the point, when all she is going to do is show you one of a dozen pics already circulated around the site that you can find on /rs/ for no pain at all?

>>10653867
Seconded.

>>10653867

No bet.

>>10653800
Remember that "Doing the raping" part?

You better hope you have the willpower, because it's gonna be back to bitch duty for you.

>>10653800

You are such a bishie DrClef

>>10653897
I would rather play in Bricktown for six years straight.
No, no. Fuck that.
I would rather *live* in Bricktown.

8 years old puts me at "Child" age. Height 80%, weight 60%, Hair Length -50, Foot Size 80%, Head Circumference 85%.

I roll for height. 6d8 + 69

> 7+8+2+2+7+1 = 27+69 = 96. 80% of 96 = 76.8 inches. I am an eight year old troll who is over six feet tall.

I can't be doing this right. . . oh god, I am. What the fuck.

I am 20 inches under average. . . here comes the weight rolls.

6d20+187

> 5+5+11+15+17+2 = 55 + 187 = 242 - 120 (for height = 122 * 0.6 (for age) = 73.2 lbs.

I am over six feet tall and I weigh less than an anorexic fourth grader.

Mama, I'm scared. . .

>>10653939
I would rather be a participant in Chris-chan's delusions than roll up a FATAL character.

>>10653939
Hahaha. Amazing. So FATAL is officially > boobs?

>>10653867
5 on "institutionalized but not dead"

>>10653965

I don't know, it would probably give the same result.

>DrClef
You're one of those elitist faggots from that SCP site aren't you? Enjoy your mind turning to scrambled shit.

>>10653973
10 on Post-traumatic stress disorder, and needing therapy everytime someone says something about fatal accidents.

>>10653964

this thread just got funny

>>10653969

Boobs are cheap. Making a FATAL character without the generator isn't.

soon a similar story will happen with DrClef

>>10653964
Do your cock next. I want to know if it is a cube!

>>10653965
I found the thread in the archive; I'll quote my previous post.
>Compared to FATAL, any game is attractive.
>I'd rather do live-action Pokemon-based cosplay of an episode of Full House with CWC and scaredofshadows than play in a FATAL game.

>>10654016
Cubes are too 'vanilla', he's gonna have a 5-d hypercube penis.

>>10653992
15 on comatose, 1% brain activity and bleeding eyes.

>>10653964
man what do you get if you finish this? Sex or pics? because if its pics
http://jelwoodphoto.deviantart.com/

now you don't have to

if sex hurry the fuck up. and film it. and up it.

>>10653964
Penis. Now

As I struggle through, I wonder why I'm doing this. It's not for tits. She's made no promises.

No.

It's because I must. It's because I've been dared to.

It's because my pride as a man won't let me quit.

I struggle on.

The Height penalty kills my bonuses to STR and reduces my Body ATT even further. . . and my weight modifier reduces it even further, to -5. Yes, I am over 100 lbs below average.

The light, it's so beautiful. . .

Time to calculate body mass index. . . Oh fuck. . .

> Divide Weight by Square of Height and multiply by. . .

. . . I was going to do this pen and paper. I can't go on.

CALCULATOR! TO MEEEEE!!

OH GOD

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CALCULATER

\think happy thoughts. fem rance fem rance will keep you sane

>>10653969

...wait how did we even get here. I'm trying to imagine a conversation where this might be accidentally implied, but I'm not having much luck.
Boobs are one of the best things in the world, and FATAL is one of the worst. How do you fuck that up? it's like breathing being important--inherently obvious to anyone with enough sense to survive without the help of people with expensive science degrees.

>>10654077

>She's made no promises.

Stop right the fuck now.

>>10654079
Laying against boobs is the best sensation your head will ever experience.

>>10654040
>I'd rather do live-action Pokemon-based cosplay of an episode of Full House with CWC and scaredofshadows than play in a FATAL game.
Yes, and so should you. FATAL is THAT BAD.

>>10653876

>>10653512

Don't do it man, I was there the last time some poor bastard tried to make one.

His posts just got more and more garbled as he went on. I doubt he survived the night.

Boob rays, the bane of all men.

>>10653989

Protip: This is Elwood and Dr.Clef

What the fuck is bricktown? Is it a lego RPG? How could that be bad?

>>10654100

While LARPING, you have to listen Bob Saget perform his version of the Aristocrats. And it will still be preferable to FATAL.

>>10654098
Small boobs are a letdown, though.

>>10654077
Dude...oh...fuck, no, christ no!
An 8 year old TROLL playing FATAL.
what the fuck man, you rolled /b/

Oh sweet Windows Accessories! A calculator! with every copy of the Operating System!

I type in my numbers. . .

> BMI = 8.749

This puts me 8.3 underweight.

This gives me -80 to bodily attractiveness.

I am an ugly motherfucker.

>>10654120
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg.

>>10653964
What's your fucking problem? There's a lot of kids like that. They're just not human.

>>10654136
Sir, I advise a coffee break. Look at some porn. SOMETHING.

Your soul cannot take this strain as you are.

>>10654136
>BMI = 8.749

... I don't think it's actually possible to walk, talk, or SURVIVE with a BMI that low.

>>10654162

Disregard his advice.

I DARE YOU TO DO THIS WITHOUT A BREAK.
NO DISTRACTIONS
NO PORN
NO HAPPY THOUGHTS
FINAL DESTINATION

>>10654077

Dude, that motivation you're calling 'male pride' is actually your penis. Ms. Elwood has got a hold of it, figuratively speaking, and is dragging you around by it for shits and giggles.
Have some dignity and stand up for yourself. I understand you desire to sex her, but this is not how you do it. Women don't go for weak-willed guys. At least, not most of them, and chances are you don't want anything to do with the ones who do.

>>10654052

>http://jelwoodphoto.deviantart.com/

...If you get sex for this I will be so jealous I will headbutt my screen

A moment of terror as I see the Body Parts Proportions chart. Am I going to have to roll on this?

No.

It is simply a bizarre aside with no real relevance to the entire fucking thing.

I press on.

Most attractive feature:
> 14: Hair: +4 Facial Charisma

Most repulsive feature
> 55 Crotch: -10 Body ATT, -10% Manhood.

I am an 8 year old anorexic troll with nice hair and a tiny cock. :<

>>10654162
No, no! Not porn! The crossing of those two ideas could leave him in a far worse state than if he just walked away.

Read some slashfic about Yu-Gi-Oh or something.

>>10654162
Take shots of something potent. That'll get you a good ways.

>>10654185
> Neutral Evil

Ugggghhhhh

>>10654052

>>10654191

Why? She's a damnable /b/-goer, and we all know they're subhuman degenerates.

>>10654192

I'm reminded of a quote I heard somewhere: "Things are never so bad that they can't get worse."

>>10654198
That guy is pretty evil. Crushing a man's soul is no good.

I know! Watch a little Gurren Lagann to get your Manly Spirit back!

>>10654192

You really are rolling up /b/, holy shit.

>>10654226
That is erroneous thinking.
Pic related, in the strongest sense of the idea.

>>10654225

>hot as fuck body
>degenerate

Can it get any better? Go DrClef! and get some pussy for all your fa/tg/uy bros!

>>10654192

I can't take it anymore!!!!111111be3yiugc b

Let us pray for our fa/tg/uy brother.

Fear not the stats,
as you walk through the valley of attributes.
Shield him from madness,
As he walks the path of FATAL.

You know, to enhance your misery I decided to roll up a FATAL character. I used the character generator. And you know what else? Not only did it take me less than 5 minutes, but it's also far more complete than yours will ever be.

Keep going. Don't stop. To stop is to die.

Greenish skin. Auburn hair. Shoulder length. Thick, Wavy, Oily.

I am a redheaded guido with greasy hair. My hair is supposed to be my most attractive feature.

Black eyes. 46 inch breadth. Normal vision. Hemispherical Eyebrows.

What the fuck does that mean?

My eyebrows are the shape of half-ping pong balls?

JE told me you're a faggot liar, she is riding my dick right now.

>>10654277

but you are not getting tits

>>10654228
Somehow, while this may be the best advice, it could backfire. Why?
You end up doing this with SO MUCH WILLPOWER you will end up LIKING F.A.T.A.L, because its a challenge on the same scale as fucking the physics.
Thats a bad use for Spiral Power.

>>10654276

I shan't pray for him, as that implies I sympathize with his plight. He's a damn fool, and he knew what he was getting himself in to. He deserves not your prayers.

>>10654294
And neither is he.

>>10654293

0/10

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>Apparently I am going to be the one doing the raping, instead of vice versa.

>>implying a male troll can't get raped in FATAL

Am I a freak of nature? Yes. But let's see if the table says I am one.

In order to be a freak of nature I must roll six 0s in a roll.

First roll is a 0
Second roll is a 2.

I am not a freak of nature.

-----
I am coming up to the most terrifying part of all. The fucking sexual features portion.

Give me a moment. I must immerse myself in cute and steel myself for the horror that is to come.

>>10654294

Yes I am. I can go to her deviantart page if I want and get tits without having to do anything any time I want. Besides, he was promised nothing. He's doing it on a dare; there are no tits on the line.

This is gonna end like Event Horizon.

>>10654335
Not to mention, what girl, regardless of nerdiness, would want someone who hand-generated a FATAL character?

I want to generate a character as well. Give me a link to FATAL!

>>10654362

I'm sure she never thought he would do it. Now his death will hang over her head

Gentleman. Whatever the outcome of this thread, I think this man deserves a salute of /tg/ proportions.

>>10654343
Where we're going it won't matter if we're hollow husks of men....or have eyes.

>>10654362
A very sadistic one.
Somehow, rolling a handmade F.A.T.A.L character is what a "evil mistress" would do.
Are you into HARD BSDM?

>>10654371

No, you don't. Trust me, you really, really don't. It's not worth it. Do you want to spend 3+ hours using a graphing calculator so you can accurately model the depth of a fictional troll's vagina?

>>10654322

DO IT NOW
THERE IS NO TIME TO WASTE
GREAT REWARDS WILL AWAIT YOU AT THE END OF YOUR TRAIL

>>10654391

Well said. I shall contribute a salute.

>>10654322
Is this where we find out your anal circumference?

>>10654335
link that shit

AREOLA DIAMETER! 3 INCHES! I HAVE NIPPLES THE SIZE OF SM,ALL BLAST TEMPLATES!!!

DAAARK HUE!!!!

CUP SIZE. . . CUP SIZE i DON'T NEEEEEED. . .

NIPPLE LENGTH. . . 1/2 INCH

SKIP VAGINAL SURC CIRCUMFERENCE AND DEPTH. . . TONGUE LENGTH TNIY SIZE 1 "

AND THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME i ROLLED. IT WAS THE SECOND BECAUSE THE FIRST TIME I FORGOT TO ADD AGE MODIFIERSS

>>10654343
I have evidence to the contrary.

>>10654412
I will join Clef in this or I will do it at a later time. This has to happen eventually.

>>10654427
>tiny penis
>tiny tongue
You will never please a woman.

>>10654412

If only math was always this fun.

>>10654427
THATS A BIG-ASS AUREOLA, MOTHERFUCKER

>>10654427

we are losing him!

I'm here to steel your soul with additional cute.

May you calculate your attributes quickly and lose minimal SAN, DrClem.

>>10654427
STAY WITH US STALKER.

WHY THE FUCK HAS NO ONE STARTED POSTING JE'S CAMWHORE PICS?

>>10654461
This is exactly what the start of a soul death looks like.

Gentlemen. Whatever the outcome, I think this man deserves to be ridiculed for being a complete tool.

Suckered by a camwhore into interacting willingly with the absolute lowest of the low, less than the shit which disgraces the bottom of the used bookstore bins. And all for nothing even so meaningless as an empty promise of nude pics which are already distributed on the internet.

You are a disgrace to men, DrClef.

>>10654427

Have a little rest brave man

>>10654371

Fool, you know not what you ask.

>>10654427

GO ON
GO ON
YOU MUST GO ON
YOU CANNOT TURN BACK TOWN
YOUR HONOUR IS AT STAKE NOW
YOU MUST GO ON
NO REST

>>10654513
Just give it to me, /tg/.

KEEP THAT SAN

C'MON MAN GOTTA PASS THOSE SAN CHECKS

>>10654499
Some people exist only to serve as cautionary tales to others.

I've actually done this before once. Tried to create a FATAL character from scratch without using the generator. 8 hours later and I was only half done. I think it's an impossible task.

>>10654487
I'm with this guy. Surprised it hasn't happened yet, actually.

Anal circumference. . .

5-6"

The book helpfully tells me this is enough to fit two fingers. Thank you so fucking much.

This is also the tiniest I can get. Apparently an eight year old troll has a huge enough pooper to fit this.

Anal Depth potential: 6.4 feet x 1.48 = 9.5 inches.

. . . zalgo he comes. . .

I see her. She is weeping. She didn't know what it was she asked of me. She holds me close. She promises that when this is all over, she will be mine.

I will be allowed to probe the depths of her real life vanginal depth portential. . .

my hands shake. I can't. . . no. I must go on

>>10654531

1d4chan it., that's as much responsibility as I'm taking.

May God have mercy on your soul.

>>10654499

great men take great challenges

>>10654538

Well, I guess I'm glad it's not me, then.

>>10654531
Go find it yourself. It's there if you have the patience to look. I will have no part in actively aiding it.

>>10654531
Save this man from himself

Fatal isn't a normal RPG...its the work of satan himself...probably not because even satan isn't that evil...

Its something lovecraftian...A horror not ment for human eyes

>>10654499

I can agree to this. As I've said before, the man is a fool, unworthy of his praise. Worse yet, he glamorizes his own dissolution, tempting other souls down the path to damnation.

Regardless of the prize offered.
Regardless of the TRUTH regarding that prize.
A man does not leave something unfinished.
A man completes what he starts, even if it is excruciating.

You are a man, DrClef. Have a squinting dog.

>>10654552
A prayer for the brave.

ripped orifices
hymen percentages
pregnandcy likelyhood. . .skip skip

Manhood size. I need to roll for cock size

-----
I remember CATURDAY.

>>10654561

There is nothing great about this.

>>10654557
I need a link to 1d4chan; I've never been there before. Hit me with it, Anon.

>>10654589
I think we're losing him

>>10654552

So the prize is RL JE tits?...

YOU MUST GO ON!

>>10654552
IT IS THE DEVIL.

TEMPT THIS MAN NOT. FOR HIS CAUSE IS RIGHTEOUS!

COEGI DIABOLUS SICCO!

COEGI DIABOLUS SICCO!

>>10654531
It was written by wretched hands in the deepest corner of Ry'leh. As it were the Necromonicon, yet it awards not insanity and power, but insanity alone, a sorry insanity that no man should never attempt to enter.

>>10654593
If you can't figure out to get there you don't deserve it.

/TG/-4CHAN'S DARK KNIGHT

>>10654573
Actually I'm a woman haha. I'm just intrigued at how horrific this is and I want to leaf through it or roll up a character to see how ugly she is.

>>10654593

You do know what Google is, right? It's a new-fangled device called a search engine.

>>10654609

The prize will be a laugh in the face.

Shit's pathetic.

>>10654552
you're doing better then the last guy you're only 1/13th ass

>>10654623
Knowledge is power, guard it well.
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
FATAL is the path to madness.

Do not tread the path of FATAL if you wish to live on.