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>Available in Spanish
>Amerispics
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RRRRRRRRRRRREPORTAN IN
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BASED PARTRIDGE
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REF YOU ARE MY GREATEST ALLY
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>all these stoppages

why don't they pass around the back for a few minutes?
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am I banned or is 4chnan just slow
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OC pls do not steal
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I haven't got a fucking clue what's going on.
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Feeling good about my Ravens pick so far.
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I'm not watching it but I'll shit post in here anyway. It's all these threads are good for right?
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>>31473150 →
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come in my thread pats bros and have nice chill discussions of the game
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>0-0

SO BOOORING

BOOOOOOOO
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hehe I knew there would be a brit thread
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Guys. Im bored

Is this all that happens?
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>that OP image

hahahahhahaha
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I'M ALREADY BORED
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>>31475685
Oh UTV
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moot pls
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BEYONCE
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two long ball teams by the look of it
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hi
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Please stop with the uber-nationalist shitposting.
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TIME FOR FLACCO
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What the fuck is this bullshit they "play" for 5 seconds and then there a minute interruption of useless shit

Nice "sport" amerifats
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http://youtu.be/viLbxNhcjAU?t=22s

USA USA USA USA
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Are the blue and orange lines actually one the pitch?
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>that fat nigger running
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Do you think that the crowd is pro-baltimore or pro-sf
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ALREADY A THREAD
>>31475802
>>31475802
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This is for you JFBF
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXh5PUMSrmQ
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>tfw you got your hot dogs finished just in time
>tfw still looking for a good quality stream tho
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AMERICANS PLEASE LEAVE THIS THREAD

WE KNOW YOU ARE INSECURE ABOUT PEOPLE TALKING BEHIND YOUR BACK BUT PLEASE
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>Flacco
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>>31475872
This.
I just want Tom Brady to win.
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So can you Yuros explain why you have such a hate boner for America?
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i came for the pizza, stayed for Beyonce's halftime ass
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UNBELIEVABLE JEFF
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why do these murrikans always make fun of Flacco if he plays elite?
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>>31475830
passing backward is not allowed
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>First kick of the game
>Adverts and 10 minute rest period
>Rest period brought to you by Gatorade
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>mfw these threads are still not as bad as when Liverpool are playing
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>>31475903
The point of yurothreads is to escape shitposting.
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I have 3 Channels which broadcast the game and still wont be able to see the american ads.
Fuck
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AFC Baltimore have got this

>SanFran 049
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Where the fuck are the commercials
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Nice catch and hit
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CATCH THAT!
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>Moot
>allowing 4chan to go down on superbowl sunday
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>>31476002
relax and enjoy the handegg bro
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>>31475916
>wasn't here last year
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SO FUCKING ELITE
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that should have been a red card, ffs
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Would follow football if they cut out all the showboating and made it more disciplined and sportsman like. Can't handle all these players chimping out every time they do something good.
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dat flacco throw
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>mfw americans will never experience superior rugby
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>Wearing odd trainers

Something a 12 year old would think is cool
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What even is a Baltimore
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>>31476002
Because USA is fat m8

UK #1
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Reminder Euros that the BBC considers Flacco elite.
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11 minutes in already and nothing has happened. What the fuck is this "sport"?
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>>31475991
I have bad news for you bro.
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>tfw can't see the puck
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Who are all those people on the sidelines? Obviously some are the coaching staff but who are the rest?
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CHAAAAANCE
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>>31476061
pls stop
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Sort this shit out Mootdusky
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>>31476046
lel
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wtf is going on m8's? i miss the footy :(
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It's just like chess, americans were right...
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>>31476074
oh fuck off before you ruin thread
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>player called McDonald

fucking hell this advertising
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jesus christ i'm falling asleep

how can anyone enjoy watching this shit?
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Is Flacco America's Messi?
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Torrey Smith is in the REDZONE
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run the fucking ball
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What the fuck is going on?

Why do they stop every 10 seconds, are Americans that fat?
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Usually Euro threads are good, if you aren't enjoying the game why are you watching it? No need to sit here and whine
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>>31476123
The clock counts down you mong.
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Is Penelope Pitstop doing the voice of the referee?
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>>31476128
Fake Argentina?
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>all this refball
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why are there no white players
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>>31476104

>Dat Italy-France match

Its a tough act to follow
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SOMEONE CALL IN A BOMB SCARE
SOMEONE CALL IN A BOMB SCARE
SOMEONE CALL IN A BOMB SCARE
SOMEONE CALL IN A BOMB SCARE
SOMEONE CALL IN A BOMB SCARE
SOMEONE CALL IN A BOMB SCARE
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fing about the 49ers is, they always try and walk it in
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>ref in charge of not being fabulous
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It's hilarious that this sport starts after our seasons then ends before our seasons.

Do Americans have autism?
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>offside

goddamn refball
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>>31476104
I play rugby at uni
am I okay?
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ELITE
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Can this thread not be full of eurobros moaning about how they dislike the NFL.
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Oh boy
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TOUCHDOWN
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BLOOTER
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YESSSS! MUH BET
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TOOCHDOON
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Is a touchdown worth 6 points?
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and what the fuck is it with all those retarded sound effects

god americans are dumb
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>hurr durr the plays are short and then replays/commercials every 2 seconds

just because the ball is in play for 90 minutes in association football doesn't mean something's always happening during that time, defenders passing the ball back and forth isn't really interesting at all, in NFL football basically every play is important
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ELITE
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>>31476171
he probably thinks he is
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POSTING IN HERE FOR NOW ON

OH GOD KAEP IS CHOKING
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GOAL! GOGOGOGOGOAAAAAL!
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T'OWLS
HE'S GOT AN ARM LIKE A TRACTION ENGINE
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>The city of San Francisco and Hove Albion
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anyone get a screen grab of that catch? beautiful
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touchdown
>no cheering
>just polite applause

it's like a chelsea home match here.
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CATCHDOWN!
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>>31476136
People in charge of holding the player's guns
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>>31476119
to dry the sweat off their hands
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RAVENSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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goalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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>>31476210

>OFFSAAHD OH LAWDY
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>>31476171
Nah that's Tom Brady.

>implying I know anything about this sport
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Uh, they have four attempts to advance 9 meters. Or something like that.

>mfw trying to understand the rules to this
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Confirmed for Elite.
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>amerifats sport
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>>31476092
Most american sports are like this, just a cultural thing I guess
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BASED FALCO
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BACK OF THE NET
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>this game
>not fixed

Pick one
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Are they chanting seven nation army?
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CAN IGET A STREAM YOU FUCKKING FAGGOTS?
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>>31476171
He's America's Mario Gotze.
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dem feet
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THE FIRST AD WAS A BEER AD
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What is the redzone?
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Why is Comedy Dave presenting the Super Bowl? Where is Jake Humphries?
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Why does the ref sound like a faggot?
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WE YURO STICKY NOW
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BALTIMORA

RUNNING AT THEM WITH THEIR TROUSERS DOWN
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>>31476243

Hey are you the guy from the /rug/ thread who had his first game saturday? How did it go? please respond
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ELITE
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>budweiser

merrigan as fuggg
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SLOWER MOVING THREAD
>>31475802

NO SPAMMING PLS
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Is Boldin elite?
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>>31476299
Why are you staying up to the early morning hours to watch this if you hate it so much, please go to sleep Dmitri
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COMMERCIALS

TIME FOR COMMERCIALS

BEER

BUY OUR BEER

COMMERICALS
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who are all these faggots spamming shit

get to bed lads, school in the morning.
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Nice early start Ravens. Opens the game.
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THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
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WE STICKY NOW
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wtf. So basically they just have to lob the ball to the other side and get a teammate to catch it?
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49ers confirmed for getting blown the fuck out
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based boldin
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>niners in charge of defending
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>>31476401

>Amerifat
>Asking for a stream

Get out. Turn on your TV. I'm watching this shit on BBC2.
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>>31476427
he's american
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>>31476427
He is one
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M&M winning advert bowl
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so that was nearly a full minute before Yuro experienced touchdown
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>>31476392
They're chanting "Oh Robin van Persie"
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I'm rooting for the Niners because they came on the field with California Love.
What about you ?
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>good cross from falcao to john barnes
>John barnes scores a blooter from 10 yards out
>1 - 0 san fran united
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>>31476430
P2PBM
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WE STICKY NOW
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>>31476412
20 yard area before the end zone
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>niggers with hand on heart for the anthem of a country that beat, whipped, murdered and oppressed them for 300 years
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What's with all the shit on the pitch? why are all those numbers there?

Why does the ref always stop the game?

Why are they throwing the rugby ball forwards?

Why is there no fights and witty chants from fans?
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>yuro super bowl thread 3 threads ahead of murrikan super bowl
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>this thread attracting all of the shitposting yuros from other boards that don't watch any sports

i am horrified right now
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>>31476412
The offense inside the first twenty yards.
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we sticky now
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WE STICKY NOW
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>USA IN CHARGE OF FLUENT SPORTS

Ive never seen ad-breaks used as a tactic before.
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>>31476234
>tfw seeing 'super bowl' written seems wrong
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>>31476495
Yes.
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WHAT THE FUCK COMMERCIAL
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reporting in
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>>31476467

Fuck off.
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WE EURO STICKY NOW!

MOOT = GOD
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What beer are you drinking today?

I'm having some Zipfer Urtyp.
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Good try from Baltimore RFC but replays suggest the refs missed a forward pass from their main playmaker, Jon Flake.
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>>31476495

Yeah kinda like your hoofball league
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>kick the ball
>take a rest

what
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WE STICKY NOW


2 ELITE
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>one goal
>7-0
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UNBELIEVABLE JEFF

FLACCO GETS THE BALL, HE TURNS ON IT AND SENDS A GREAT PASS THAT BLOWS THE 49ERS DEFENCE APART LIKE THEY WERE AT A MIDNIGHT VIEWING OF THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

1-0 HERE JEFF
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STOP IT WITH THOSE SOUND EFFECTS YOU GOD DAMN AMERIDUMBS
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>>31476538
More like a full minute for the first post to show up.
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Can people stop spamming player names etc. I'm here because my feelings towards American football are ones of agnosticism.
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No flow to this sport

Wanking over stats
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DOES YOUR BOYFRIEND KNOW YOU'RE HERE
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Mod is a retard

The point of yuro threads are that they aren't clogged and congested like the normal ones
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>>31476581
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>>31476495

inb4
>MUH TACTICS
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I reckon they are kicking dead after all their special team fuckups last game
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HOLY SHIT STICKY
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>>31476495
You can move the egg by either throwing it or running with it. You have four attempts to move it ten yards.
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>Randomly just playing music
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Good goal by Baltimore. I was waiting for the offside flag but it doesn't look like it's coming
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JEW MATING RITUAL
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cheesy, shallow, stage-managed drivel.

i'm marvelling at just how embarrassing this worthless charade really is. cringey, meaningless, nationalistic jingoism of the highest order.

all this just so they can show some commercials, sell some poor quality products and make rich old white guys that little bit richer.

lel, time for bed.
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Dat Crazy Train!!
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THIS FAT GUY
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WE STICKY NOW
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>score 1 goal
>7-0
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what is this
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>this godaddy.com ad

what the fuck
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>>31476661
tybk
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>tfw you denied sex with a 8/10 for the Owl
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>>31476550
49ers because I went there once and it was pretty cool
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This game is horse shit. Double the ads and bullshit, stupid shitty halftime show only chicks like. I don't think I'm going to make it all the way through.
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HUNGARY REPORTING IN
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did someone cap the GOAT FOR SALE sign, mite be exploitable
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502 BAD GATEWAY502 BAD GATEWAY502 BAD GATEWAY502 BAD GATEWAY
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>That toyota commercial

wooooooooow japs don't know how to advertise
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>>31476661

EPIC, SIMPLY EPIC!
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>>31476661
quality
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BRITBOTTLES BEST BOTTLES
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test
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>>31476661

Good work Kammy.
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dat goat
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I'm on reds site. Go for it, red!
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>>31476661
>>31476554
hivemind
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>being 7 - 0 down in the first half

Embarrassing. Did the 49ers watch Villa matches for tactical ideas?
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what the fuck was that advert just now
>some fat nerd getting snogged
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Is this a break or what?

They've hardly played any game.
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>sticky

we made it guys, we finally fucking made it
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>touchdown
>10min break
the fuck is this
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>>31476737
Looks legit
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>>31476661
I'm so happy that this is happening again
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>>31476355
IT'S FUCKING SIMPLE

THEY HAVE TO GET TO THE ORANGE LINE ON THE SCREEN

THEY HAVE 4 ATTEMPTS TO GET THERE, BUT THE 4TH ATTEMPT IS USUALLY TOO RISKY SO THEY PUNT THE BALL OR KICK A FIELD GOAL
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>>31476550

I'm rooting for the Ravens cause I have £40 on them
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>this godaddy ad

Fucking America
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>>31476661

YES

I FUCKING LOVED THESE LAST TIME
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>>31476766
>adverts

u wot m8
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What the hell? First row isn't showing the real ads. What should I do?
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>>31476634
Alright, Henrik. No need to be upset.
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>sticking the yuro thread
Feck off, Moot
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>>31476682

but the US thread is also stickied, so we should be pretty safe
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>>31476661
>>31476661
>>31476661
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tell Me someone got a screenshot of goat for sale
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>>31476661

THANK YOU BASED KAMMY

I didn't think you'd pull through so I scrapped this shit together
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>>31476711
>jealous
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why did he run into his own player?

and why are the black people acting like apes?
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HEEM SLEEPY
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HE HAS TO BETTER WITH A SET PIECE IN THAT POSITION JEFF
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>>31476815
>East Germany
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This sport is really really bad. I've never watched it before, but is it normal for them to start it again every 5 seconds?
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holy shit the cunt running my stream keeps playing random shitty clips

WUTS THE BEST STREAM
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>can't do shit
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>>31476661
well played
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>>31476711

do you need someone to tuck you in?
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No such thing as match fitness in this retarded sport. Bunch of fat chimps chest-pounding
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>>31476332
Because refball penalizes teams for being happy. I'm serious. America is this fucked.

Their college football is way more intense and actually gives a shit about the game. Probably because it's based off school honor and young gun atheletes who want to be recognized for their hardwork. Not corporate insertions in between a sport of fat tards and control freak referees.

If you really want to watch football. Watch college football or Canadian football. If you want to see America in all it's degeneracy, watch the NFL.
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I love you, Europe :)
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handbags lads
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They played for 2 seconds that time before stopping
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RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD
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Just seen a replay, he looked offside on that goal.
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FIGHT FIGHT
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AHAHHHAAAA
This blowup
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>>31476737
Implying Rooney knows the difference between then and than.
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>>31476744

Gives hope to all the fatties in America.
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42 - 13 Ravens
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>>31476702
Can't be that hard to throw the ball ten yards?
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watching the superb owl for the commercials is like coming to /sp/ for the superb owl
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how long does this last
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>>31476897
Lel
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VOTE UKIP VOTE UKIP VOTE UKIP VOTE UKIP VOTE UKIP VOTE UKIP VOTE UKIP VOTE UKIP

UKIP SUPPORTS CRAPPY AMERICAN SPORTS

VOTE UKIP VOTE UKIP VOTE UKIP
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>>31476234

>super bowl final

Jackass
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>tfw you have shitty madden UT cards for MVP

In what world will Michael Crabtree, Donte Whitner or Navarro Bowman win MVP?
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>>31476847
Techincally you have 3 attempts, the forth attempt if you fail, they don't do a punt and the opposing team begins their turn where you failed to make the down.
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who /a/ here?
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>>31476737

top lel
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Moot sort out this posting issue
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>advertising coverage of the game during coverage of the game
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>>31476897
top lal
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Still haven't a fucking clue as to what's going on.
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This is a really scrappy game, surprised that Howard Webb hasn't booked anyone yet.
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So many blacks, it's like watching a Ligue 1 match.
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>>31476918
just watch it on the bbc
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One thing that pisses me off with american tv is the fucking graphics

Everything's done in some over the top font and big block styles. Compare the score/ time display to how bbc or itv etc. do it
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FUCK

FUCK YOU DOLLARS!
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Jesus, 92 and 37 are fucking obese
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>Mercedes Benz stadium
goood
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Some triffic players here. Really top top players.
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>>31477027
Crabtree gonna pull a Tyree
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>>31477003
5am
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>>31476903
>and why are the black people acting like apes?

does this even need explaining?
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is a 49er a gay sexual act?
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Kaepergoat puttin da team on his back doe
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>>31477033

Therefore you have four attempts...You usually only use three though.
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>>31477054
me :)
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>>31477054
sup slovakia?
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I've got a quid on over 2.5 goals

$$$$$$$$$$$$
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>>31477096
92 is actually really agile for his size
37 is wearing a Flak Jacket
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this is an average American
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At German bros in here? How hard is your language to learn, just the basics mainly? Looking like I'll be taking an intro to German this semester
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Why don't they just keep running on when they go down? Are they not allowed to?
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just found this stream
and it has its own chat
http://j-o-owz .com/
remove the dashes
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why are the mmuricans getting so angry on the pitch?
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>>31477079

>BBC coverage of the Owl

I'd rather shoot myself in the nuts
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GUYS GUYS GUYS HOW DO THEY PAINT THE LINES ON THE FLOOR SO QUICKLY?
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>Mod keeps deleting the /a/ thread

Why do you hate tradition mods?
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so is it half time now?
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>>31477089

it's not even the visuals, it's the jet engine sound effects that's ott
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Can't understand shit, captain. How do they get goals?
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>give owl a go
>get bored within 10 minutes
>notice there is jazz on BBC r3

Enjoy your redneck sport plebs. I'll be over here enjoying good music
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>>31477107
Great lads, real family men, we tried to get Joe Flacco when we was back at Spurs.
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>>31477066
>the American ego
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>>31477075

I'm getting used to it.
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WE STICKY NOW

KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT
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This is the team I have selected to be the best that the NFL has produced this year. I have studied the various games and come to the conclusion that this is the best possible team of NFL players. I have chosen to play them in a 4-1-2-2-1 formation as I believe that this gives the best possible balance and allows the best players to be on the pitch. The defence is very good and powerful with some hard working players and the opposition will struggle to get through, and the team is based around this solid core. It’s the best use of defence since Sheffield Wednesday used theirs to kill 96 Liverpool fans. Romo, Stafford, Chad and Henne and all contributed in an attacking sense as well this season which is even more important than their solid defensive work. Did you know that Tony Romo has gone 3 weeks without being sacked? This puts him above the majority of Chelsea’s managers. In the middle of the park in the quarterback position I have selected Tim Howard. Did you know that he has now started in 3932 consecutive games for Everton in the Premiership? That stat alone is worthy of a place in the team. On the wings I have chosen Peyton Manning and Joe Flacco. These two have fantastic pace and work hard for the team. They have had a good year and deserve their place. Finally I have chosen to place Matt Ryan, Nick Foles and Michael Vick up front. These 3 have been fantastic all year with their work rate. I was initially going to opt for Park Ji Sung up with Vick because of his similar feelings on how dogs deserve to be treated but I think the selected front 3 are an assured group of workmanlike individuals.
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Is the mod deleting the yuro threads?
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>>31477110
Cadfael put your trip on
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>>31477110
tyba
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>>31476840
actually is.

two years old tho i think. deffo not this year
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>this entire "sport"
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THIS LAGS MORE THAN MYBLOODYVALENTINE.ORG LAST NIGHT. MOOT CONFIRMED FOR WORSE THAN KEVIN SHIELDS
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lol that 76 guy from san francisco is fat as fuck

>american "athletes"
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AAAAAAAAAAH YEAH
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>>31477178
why aren't their nets on the goals?

and how come there is no goalkeeper
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At this rate Kaepernick is going to injure himself
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>>31477173

lean english first
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FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL
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>>31477169
Look where his ass is. He must have really short legs
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0-0 avoided.
Good sports.
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>>31477174
go troll elsewhere you dumb Britcunt
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Ravens are just allowing the 49ers to walk all over them
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>>31477173
Basics easy, grammar hard.
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Dat pass.
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>all this chimping out after every single half way decent play
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>tfw watching in HD for free
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>>31477089
They've gone blind from masturbating just to fill your quota of semen rations. Show some respect.
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>>31477185
It's CBS coverage without the adverts
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>tfw I prepared myself to watch Tom Brady for the first time
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HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE GUT ON THAT 96 GUY

IS THAT REALLY A TOP AMERICAN ATHLETE?


MUH SIDES
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Why does Ray Lewis have a bionic arm?
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why are there no football chants?
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>>31477174
not allowed to
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That is a red card
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>>31477075
lel
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>>31476988
Every receiver is supposed to have someone quite literally on their ass to bath the ball away or steal it from them. Throwing the full 10 yards in one pass can be very risky, because the hangtime on a ball thrown that long puts them at good risk of giving the ball to the other team if the guy covering the receiver gets it right. It's like passing deep over the middle in Footy, it leaves a big timeframe where the ball is free for anyone to waltz in its way and go the opposite direction, except in Am. Football, that could mean, quite possibly, an entire eighth of the game disappears from your possession. Imagine if passing it deep put a team at risk of losing 5-11 minutes off the play clock in Footy.
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>>31477071

You're probably struggling with BBC coverage where they actually try to cover this awful sport.

In America they are basically watching adverts for 90% of the time.
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that guy didn't drop the ball, couldn't he have just kept going
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DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON
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AHAHAHA OLD MAN RAY LEWIS GETTING STYLED ON
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>offside
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>>31477129

Must be, they're from San Francisco.
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>>31477199
Oh shit, there is?
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>>31477173
>>>/int/
It's not as easy as English, but you should be fine.
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>>31477241

He still runs a lot faster than you, ivan
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>>31477213
Thank you based Crooks
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>>31477213

10/10
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>7 goals to 0

They must have touch thrown a lot of those "boar" skins

Whose the main striker for the San Francisco uniteds?
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>>31477213

God I fucking love you
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>>31477198
run leather ball into end of field
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>Kaepernick
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>>31477163
I`ve got 5 on over 11 corners

#lad #banter #adolfhitlerwasright
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>>31477174
and risk getting tired?
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>>31477174
If the ball-carrier goes down after contact with an opposing player, the play ends.
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GET FUCKED ¤)ERS
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>>31477110

Absolutely sensational.

He picks up the ball from the scrum, looks up, sees the space and throws it. It's quality. I mean, you wonder why people say he's one of the best, and there you have it.

And what a run from the goalscorer, what a run. He;s seen the space and he's gone to it.
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>>31477282
Show me your ways o lord of 420
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>implying the Ravens weren't offside
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>>31477295
In the state of Louisiana, it's illegal for a group of 5 or more people saying anything larger than 2 words in unison
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>>31477295
we don't do that here
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I do not understand the rules of Handegg.
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>CRABTREE
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YUROPE WON SUPERB OWL
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>Crabtree in charge of catching the ball in the special zone
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>>31477289
;_;
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It's a lot quicker paced than its exaggerated to be, its a shame they used Americans commentators on the BBC coverage. I know they want to appeal professional and 'international' but its really a chore having to listen to them...
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HANDBALL!
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>>31477292

he got a powerup for killing two people
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>>31477282
waarom is dat gratis voor jullie en hier niet???
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>>31477292
He tore his tricep early in the season. It's a brace to keep him from twisting the muscles in some gruesome fashion and turning a long-term, but temporary injury into a permanent one.
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>crabtree
>>
BUTTERFINGERS
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7-0

HOLY SHIT THEYVE SCORED 7 GOALS ALREADY
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SACK
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Why dont they just buy Usain Bolt and throw him the ball? No one would be able to catch him
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>>31477213
Wish I'd thought of that post

12 stars mate
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DAT SACK
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>yfw
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there is literally no technique in this "tackling"
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unoh

>moot
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4chan @4chan

Come watch the Superb Owl with us! >> pic.twitter.com/s4dRlDBX


https://twitter.com/4chan/status/298217173246169088
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>Crabhands
>>
Why do i keep coming to /sp/ while sport events. I always end up missing 90 % of the game
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SACKED
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>>31477290

>96 GUY

YNWA
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>>31477408
Well, watching one game a year won't help you. Trust me, I've tried that with Soccer. Still don't understand it
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why don't they just kick it into the goal?
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Was that tackle worth a point or why was he celebrating?
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>>31477380

It's only free here in the Netherlands for some reason, I don't know why either.
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>yfw moot
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>ball gets thrown to a bunch of black guys.
>commentator calls the area the 'N zone'.
Stay classy.
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>>31477459
San Fransisco United
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>>31477174
You got it. When the guy who holds the ball drops, the oppposing team can try to catch it before it touches the ground to trigger an interception. But otherwise whatever yardage loss or gain by the guy holding the ball running/dropping is calculated, the teams are stationed, and they do it again.
>>
https://twitter.com/moot/status/298217403848986624


YUROP WINS
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>>31477469
Have you ever tried it, at full speed, in pads?
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DAT AKERS

WOW
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So who's the best player in this?
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BLOOTE- oh
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>>31477263

I'm not, I thought this was like rugby where you can continue on running if you get touched
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>>31477213
tybgc
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>>31477129
It's the year the gold rush started in California (1849) so they're 49's
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>>31477420

Jesus

Will we ever recover?
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>field goal is worth half a TD

what the fuck
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>>31477213
>Did you know that Tony Romo has gone 3 weeks without being sacked? This puts him above the majority of Chelsea’s managers.

LEL
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>>31477491
Fucking pricks
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>>31477427

Its the same for us when we listen to your commentators, bro.
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Americans actually think this shit is better than real football?
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>>31477527
>>31477491
>>31477471
God fucking damn it moot.
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>Apparently 7-3 even though nothing has happened
>More adverts

Wait a minute what the fuck.
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>>31477471
Fuck you, Moot. I love you, man, but you dumb.
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>>31477469
Really? Have you tried talking a 6 foot 2 230 pound man made of pure muscle and skin?
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>>31477240

iktfb
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>those commercials
Better than any movie.
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>>31477564
well u r a feggit
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>CHAAAANCE JEFF
great cross from paul konchesky to steve cram, cross too deep for the tall centre forward though
still 1-0 to the boys in white
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>>31477420
lel thank you based moot
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>>31477506
I've watched football my whole life and I still don't understand the offside rule.
>>
Who /sp/ here?
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>getting pissed on pepsi
ameripussies
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>>31477420

Fucking hell.
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>>31477458

He's probably not durable enough.
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Holy fuck. Kratos looks identical to Kaepernick
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>>31477441

cheers amerirbro
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>>31477590
>football
>implying rugby isn't the goat sport
>>
>ps3
>games
Pick one
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>>31477517
It forced them to take the field goal witch is only worth 3 points
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>moot inviting more shitposters
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Theyre defending like beavers Jeff!
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Holy shit Krapernick sucks at passing why the hell is this guy starting? He throws 2 meters above the receivers heads
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She wants the D
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>game starts
>adverts

what
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>>31477527

>moot trying to attract normalfags

And they said he isn't a jew
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>sticky

why
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>>31477604
*tackling I'd imagine communicating with him would be difficult too
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>>31477471
why moot why
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>de stickied

Fuck this terrible sport, I'm just waiting for Beyonces fanny at the half time show.
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San Fran. but theyre also faggots.SO FUCK EM
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>>31477174
If the carrier/receiver makes contact with an opposing player during their possession, then when they're "down", the play ends. If they haven't touched an opposing player, even if they trip like an idiot, as long as the ball itself does not touch the ground, they can get up and keep running.
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>>31477622
you can't cross the line of scrimmage until the ball is hiked. you also can't line up on the line of scrimmage before the ball is hiked
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stream please
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>>31477579
Why would it be worth as much as a touchdown?
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>mfw I look away and they score 3 goals
>>
THE BIG BANG THERY?

I HATE EVERYTHING
>>
Hummels' hair ad on German TV.
I dont even want to see the USA ads.
>>
BAZINGA
>>
BERBAGA!
>>
american sports are so cringeworthy hahahahahah
>>
So when does the game become exciting?
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TBBT commercial? I think I just puked a little.
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>ZIMBABWE
>>
>Big Bang Theory ad
Fuck you, CBS. I hope you guys go bankrupt
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So, 49ers are the underdogs? Rooting for them then. Hope this kapernick guy doesn't keep getting sacked.
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Guys what stream has the Superb Owl Adverts?

I'm using Firstrow stream
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>>31477619
>>
BASED WOLFMOTHER
>>
BEER
COMMERCIALS
BUY STUFF
BUT IT AMERICANS
BEER
BUY
COMMERCIALS
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Hi 4chan.org/sp/! I just saw le m00t post the link to this page for the superbowl =D
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any rare flags ITT?
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>>31477622
Maybe you should trade in that vagina of yours for some cock and balls
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>>31477544
>>31477604
All they're doing is running into the ball carrier

Maybe swiping the legs away
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>7:3
>Americans in charge of normal scoreboards
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>>31477484

>de post lag

S-sorry
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BAZINGA
>>
BABYLONE
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>>31477738
the last two minutes of the game. it's like the NBA
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>>31477602

I'm sorry your mind is too slow to keep up. Maybe they should stop what they're doing and mindlessly jog around and kick the ball to each other.
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That Joe Montana looks like a muppet hahahah
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LOL this game is great so far

#SuperBowl #NFL
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>>31477759
http://green-oval.net/mq/stream.pls

Download vlc player and watch this, quality is great
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>>31477647

same adverts. it's only on one channel in america.
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>>31477604
Yes lots of times actually.Biggest was 6'6 and 300lbs+. In an 80 minute match with no breaks too...

More than 99% of /"sp"/
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>>31477799
>I'm sorry your mind is too slow to keep up.

But nothing is happening...
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>Ed Reed's knee
No, why are you always hurt.
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>>31477779

They run into him because the objective is to deny every inch of forward progress. If you drag them down like in rugby, you'll give up another couple yards.
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>exploding knees

The Demba Ba of the NFL
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>>31477799

it's not hard to keep up, when the game stops after 4 seconds
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>>31477812
He's the greatest QB of all time you know. His Nickname? Chickenlegs
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How long does the guy have to run it to justify not taking a knee?
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So what's the score in real-sport terms? 2-1?
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>>31477799
>Maybe they should stop what they're doing

What, more than they already do?
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Wow what the hell was that bald guy doing with the dish?
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>>31477781

>see Americans predicting double digit scorelines
>mfw
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>>31477738
it builds over the course of time
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>>31477765

>can't handle the capitalist banter
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why are there so many breaks?

are Americans that fat that they need to rest every minute?
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>>31477530


Oh shit lol

Well played yuro
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>edgy wizard of oz

lame
>>
why are there no football chants?
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>>31477471

BASED Greggs
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>>31477732
>dont like americans sports
>watching american sports posting about amerian sports on american sportsboard.
its like yuros are children.
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>More adverts

Bwahaha you can't make this shit up.
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hand egg must be the most retarded and weirdest sport in the entire fucking universe.
how the fuck is this so big?
>>
why do you idiots say lel, its clearly lol XD
>>
did they really just have 5 seconds of play and another commercial

or did i black out
>>
time for bowl of supers
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sorry i just cant
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>10 substitute change
really? jesus christ.
>>
>wizard of oz fanfic ad
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>>31477894
>not enjoying all the jokes
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>>31477866
0-0
>>
When do the adverts come on?

I'm bored of these 2 second bursts of fat guys slamming.
>>
Beyonce will struggle to be as terrible as Madonna last year or the Black Eyed Peas the year before.
>>
I hope the retiring guys team wins.
Don't really care about football but I monitor the superb owl every year.
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>>31477894
>American sports board

HAH, NOPE. MOOT ENDORSES YURO THREAD. YOU LOSE.
>>
When do the cars all crash and kill some rednecks
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>a bunch of niggers running into each other

HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAA

THIS IS AMERICUHS GREATEST SPORT

IT'S SO SHIT OH GOD LOL
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>>31477823

Sharing the /tv/ stream with /sp/.

N-n-no... don't..
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>>31477842

Lol, now you're just making shit up, bro.

I'm 6'8 350 pounds of pure muscle and have a 12 inch cock. Prove me wrong!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKSmFvgSRUc
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UNBELIEVABLE JEFF

A MAN JUST RAN ONTO THE PITCH AND KICKED IT. I BELIEVE HE'LL NOW BE TESTED TO ENSURE THAT HIS BLOOD SUGAR LEVELS ARE THAT OF A LARGE GATEAU OR FACE BEING SHOT FOR DOING MORE IN 1 MOVE OF HIS FOOT THAN HIS TEAM MATES DID IN 20 MINUTES OF THROWING.
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>>31477907
IT BEGINS

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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>mfw this goes on for 5 hours
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>more adverts

fuck this i'm going to bed
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>all these ads
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May have a to fire up a stream with adverts
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>>31476711
I LUV your diction bro. hahaha
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I'm watching this on bbc2

Why do they keep going back to the pundits?
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>terrible fans
>commercials more than 70% of the time
>terrible, stale gameplay

really... oh man this is so fucking retarded fuck this "sport"
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Ads
>mfw
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>adverts
>HE HURT HIS KNEE, LOOK
>adverts
>>
*creeeeeeeeeeeeeam*
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>Amerioreos
>>
who /hungry/ here?
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>>31477527
>be moot
>Captcha issues
>invite normalfags
>sell more passes

Fucking jew cunt.
>>
>Grammys

HOLY SHIT PLEB OVERDOSE
>>
What do the players do during all these breaks?
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>>31477866

1 - 1/2
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No seriously, why are there so many commercials? What the fuck you guys weren't kidding
>>
Anyone know when Bane shows up?
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>that oreo commercial
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ESTIMATED TIME FOR HT SHOW?

NEED TO KNOW.
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>>31477921
That shit shot so dumb why they keep making these remakes ill never know
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>>31477894
>living on a British invention

Checkmate
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>>31478017
It is the championship.

Maybe I should stop posting, you guys have been awful.
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>>31478037
Reporting in
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BEYONCEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>31477968
LEL
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>11 minutes of nigger collision

>5 hours of corporations hawking products

>america
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>>31477968
stop this, it's not funny
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>>31477993

for analysis
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>>31477604
Except the guys that tackle those guys you described are about the same dimensions so its not that big of a problem for them.
>>
BEYONCE NIGGAS
>>
Anyone have a HD stream
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>>31478017
this is the fac up final m8
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>>31477993

it's adverts on murrikan coverage, not even joking
>>
Hey guys I'm watching American Football at 1AM in the morning on a Sunday just to complain about it. Just wanted to show the fulfilling life I'm living
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>>31477958
What? I play rugby, there really are people that big playing? Maybe you should try playing sports once in a while?
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>>31478081

You're a big guy
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>>31477940

Nah, she'll pull it off.
>>
http://green-oval.net/mq/stream.pls 480p
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>>31478058
suck each other off
>>
>BBC

>initially try to mute the Pepsi Beyonce advert

>say "fuck it", and up the volume and play it anyway
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>American athletes
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>BBC allowing Pepsi on the TV screen

Going to email DM and tell them I've complained to the BBC.
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>>31478037
wat
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>>31477890

Fans are busy eating 3 pounds of nachos.
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>>31478115

CBS
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>>31478098

I am ashamed of you and you proud at the same time
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>>31477978
>>
ELITE
>>
FLACCO IS ELITE
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>>31478078
Because America is a consumerist society, and this is the most viewed event on U.S. television.
>>
>pepsi half time show
>not Yippee Ki Yay Post Game show
>>
I don't mean this as a dig but Americans keep going on about how tactical this game is. I' must spend at least 2 hours every day thinking about football tactics (as sad as that is) and I can't see how Handegg is that tactically complex.
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>>31477968

Fucking glorious.
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>>31478121

Yes.

Feelsgoodman
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>>31478037
Made ranch parmesean chicken.
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>>31477853
>drag them down like rugby

oh, you
>>
Americans call football 'soccer' so how about we call their American football 'glover' ?
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>having to sit through these weary analysts every time play switches
I actually enjoy watching this sport, if only it didn't take them so fucking long to switch.
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>>31478121
bbc YOU STUPID NIGGER or are you watchiung on the laptop under the sheets cos you have school in the morning kid??
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>>31477199
Haha, this is great. Is there a tracklist? I love whatever this is.
>>
Has anyone taken a look at the American thread?

What the fuck is happening in there.
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>>31477952
yea to show how much you yuro betas obsess over what you hate. there would never be an american thread giving a fuck about soccer like this.
>>
If that go daddy ad was shown in Europe, muslims would riot for weeks complaining they were being shown pornography.
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>>31478061
except they don't have 1, they have more of 34 since it's possible to be 8 points at once
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It can't be this boring for all of the 5 hours, right?
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Can somebody seriously answer this one, it is not a joke/troll:

Why do they start again when someone gets fouled? Why not just start from where they were?
>>
is it true that they feed players blended McDonalds meals during the intervals?
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Isn't this like the perfect place for a terrorist strike? Especially with the majority of America tuning in.
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>>31478133
>it's adverts on murrikan coverage, not even joking
BAHAHAHAH
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>>31478212
They win.
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>>31478212

Super Bowl is the final game in the season. The most important game. Determines who wins the Cup.
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>>31478198
i'm watching the cbs.com hd stream but there was no oreo commercial

;_;
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>>31478239

Holy shit, calm the fuck down
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>>31478171

I just put my foot through my PC and I'm sending the BBC the bill
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>>31478160
doesn't work like that otherwise BBC would be fined to fuck with match of the day with the advertisment billboards etc
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>>31478206
Its all about the formations on the line that make it tactical.
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>>31478198
Stream m8. Adverts are the only reason I'm watching apart from a cheeky fiver on the 49er's
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>>31478148
FOR YOU
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>>31478121

http://green-oval.net/mq/stream.pls


DOWNLOAD VLC PLAYER THEN GO TO THIS LINK
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>controversy at the brittania, over to merson

I dont know whats going on here jeff, must be a score board error. San fran united didnt score but have a goal on the board.
Crazy jeff, Crazy. I dont know what is going on.
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>>31478206
IT may not seem like it, but the coaches make pretty serious decisions about what kinds of plays to run.
>>
Awww yeah Vontae Leach
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>>31478212
You work to the playoffs
In the Playoffs you win games until you make it to your conference's championship

The Ravens beat Patriots
The 49ers beat Falcons
Winners are in the Super Bowl.

The Super Bowl is the final game. Winner is NFL Champion.
>>
>>31478095

why dot they just punt the ball fora field goal
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>>31478243
It'll be on the website m8.
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>>31478089

What are you talking about? Are you using a mechanical/vacuum tube computer?

Now, you're using one with transistors and other American innovations.
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>>31478198
I have cause i'm streaming.
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>>31478121
nignog.prefiber.nl/
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>>31478319
don't worry it's closer to 7 hours
>>
So what happens when that timer reaches 0:00?

Do we get Beyonce?
>>
Handegg:

Each team has 1 fat Head Coach with an average intellect (when i say average, i mean by European standards. He is highly regarded as a genius by his American peers)

That coach then has 2 underlings, an Offensive "Coordinator" (Americans love fancy words, it makes them feel smart) and a Defensive "Coordinator", who are each in charge of half of the team, the offense and the defense.

The reason there is an offense and a defensive is so that they don't get too winded and don't have too many responsibilities. Most of them weigh 200-300 kg, are black niggers from Africa, and barely have half a brain, you see.

Anyway, there is also this guy called a Quarterback (no one knows why) and his job is to look up and throw the egg to one of the niggers who has the best chance of catching it. He usually has 1-3 guys to choose from so it's a difficult task for him and he often fails. He is the smartest guy on the team.

Basically it's a chess game between the two head coaches. The game can be stopped in many ways, but the one thing that is certain is that it is always stopped in less than 10 seconds. That means there will never be more than 10 seconds of continuous action during an entire handegg game. Most of the time it stops in less though, usually 4-5 seconds. Then an overly dramatic pair of commentators will tell you that these replays are brought to you by Ford pickups. Then they will tell you that this next highlight is sponsored by Toyota. You will see highlights for 1-2 minutes while the players catch their breath. Then you will be told who these commercials are brought by (Bud Light, fx) and then you will see commercials for a few minutes. Meanwhile the Head Coach tells the players what they need to do for the next 3-5 seconds, because they don't know what creativity or improvisation is.

In a usual handegg game with 60 minutes on the clock, 10-15 of those minutes will be action, and the entire event will last 3-4 hours (the rest is commercials)
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Can't wait until the world cup threads.

>how come time doesn't run out when the ball goes out.
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Why are they wearing tights?
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>>31478320
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>>31478259
it's a punishment for fouling them. Why would they let them run the same play again? That's not a punishment
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>>31478239
Calm down you fucking retard.
>>
>adverts
>mfw Ameripoors cant afford their TV licences
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>>31478253

America went into lockdown because Janet Jackson showed 1 titty

we're relaxed, sexually
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>>31478319

Get comfy
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>>31478258
>5 hours

Please be having a giggle.
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>>31478230
I just call it "Pads"
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>>31478320
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>>31478109

>Lol, has no ideas how it works.
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>>31478338
You could do a drop punt, but it is much easier to block than a normal block so it is dangerous.
>>
>Half-time report
>sponsored by Jeep
>actually having to call it the Jeep half-time report
>Ameriwhipped beta's
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how can you amerifats watch this sport? fucking 1 second of play and 5 hour of ads
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>>31478354
another 15 minutes and then Beyonce
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>>31478206
It's probably similar for most sports for people alien to them really.
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>>31477931
lel what a dumbass.>>31477931
>>31477931
>>31477931
>>31477931
>>31477931
watch out britbeta. if you dont pay your bbc overmasters a fee the telivision patrol will kick your door down and confiscate your tv.
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>>31478395
>dat rapeface
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>>31478359
tl;dr
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>>31478288
yeah cbs stream has different commercials, watch here, use vlc
http://green-oval.net/mq/stream.pls
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>>31478169

>not understanding how fast even the fat linemen are.
>>
DRAGON
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>>31478415
Then stop watching...
>>
BLOOT
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>>31478198

we don't have any commercials, just analysis from the analysts in the studio when you're getting commercials
>>
THAT THROW
THAT CATCH
>>
THAT ESCAPE
THAT THROW
THAT CATCH
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WHAT A CROSS FROM FLACCO
>>
HAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXX
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>>31478419

More like an hour more.
>>
So far its been 32 minutes, but the first 15 minutes aren't up.


Less than half the time is spent on sport. Truly horrific.
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>My based, homemade Superb Owl feast.
>>
FUCKING ELITE
>>
THAT FUCKING PASS
>>
My god, the chimping is worse than in divegrass
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>>31478382

>yfw every american event is being delayed after that tittyslip so they can edit it before it goes live
>>
ELITE. So fucking elite
>>
Joe Flacco is elite
>>
ha fired up
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>Culliver
>>
Dat catch
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>>31478415
better than poverty ball
>>
OH MY FUCKING ELITE
>>
ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE
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>FLACCO
>NOT ELITE

PICK 1 AND ONLY 1
>>
HOLY FUCK DAT ELITE PASS
>>
HOW CAN YOU NOT SAY FLACCO IS ELITE

HOLY SHIT
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>0.19 miles
>>
ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE
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ELITE
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Scholes-esque
>>
Red card for violent conduct
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Flacco getting bailed out again
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>>31478477

wanted to know what the fuzz was all about
>>
FALCO IS SO BASED
>>
ELITE ELITE ELITE
>>
That was pretty neat
>>
ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE
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WHAT A KILLER PASS BY FLACCO!!!
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>>31478230
we call them handegg and sissyball.
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>>31478359

The quarterback must be the intelligent one cause He is white.
>>
>dat Xaxi pass
>>
That was apparently an important throw
>>
>>31478366
go away small britan
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>>31478239
I'm sick of the English commentary
>>
DRAGOOONN?
>>
dat fucking catch
>>
WHAT A BALL

HOW DID HE NOT BURY THAT?!
>>
Is Flacco the best player?
>>
>>31478511
>that old as fuck TV
>>
nice throw
nice catch
>>
FLACCO? DAT AIN'T FALCO
>>
>HE'S A BIG MAN

FOR YOU
>>
>>31478226

Its true, if there were the same kind of hits in rugby with no sort of body protection, they'd be hauling everyone out on stretchers.
>>
>tfw no MBV half time show
>>
>Hes a big man
FOR YOU
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>>31478511

Pretty nice.
>>
flacco is so goat
>>
>49ers D in charge of sacking Flacco

2elite4me
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>>31478648
No.
>>
This thread is fucking terrible. GJ yuros.
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>>31478380
I fucking love /sp/ events.
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>>31478511

Disgusting.
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>>31478648
Sometimes he is the best, sometimes he is awful.
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>not going down holding you face after that light head butt

THIS ISN'T MY FOOTBALL!
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>>31478206
like anything, its about match-ups. All 22 players on the field have a specific task on each snap, you're looking for an advantage at a combination of factors.
>>
dayum, still not elite though
>>
HOW MUCH DO THE $)ERS SUCK AT COVERING FFS
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>>31478554
There's a reason this sport is only really popular in your country.
>>
Is Flacco unsackable?
>>
>tfw flacco might actually be elite after all the ironic shitposting
>>
I don't understand these people on my Facebook

>Lets watch a game we have no idea about just because its advertised as the greatest thing ever
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>>31478249
What you are witnessing is a large group-think phenomenon known as a "shitball". The Americans in here are the ones that want to actually discuss the game and inform Euros about the rules and et cetera.
>>
Why are the coaches wearing headphones? Shouldn't they be concentrating on the game?
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>>31478672
OOOH OH, OOOOHHHH MY GOOODD WOMBOOOOOOOOOOO COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>31478676
>>
>>31478619

sissykick is yuro football.

American football may not appeal to you, but its not a sport for sissies.
>>
superb owl has crashed twitter so i'm going to waft around here like a fart in a frock.
>>
>REFBALL
>>
>dat illegal contact

refball
>>
just got here from twitter. how are you guys! ;D
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>>31478450
>call someone else a "dumbass"
>can't construct a post on 4chan
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>joe boldin babby flacco
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>>31478713
Elite, great, top echelon.

Flacco says he's one of the elite QBs(like Brady and Manning). People question him about it.
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>>31478511
>no blood pudding
0/10
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>>31478713
world class
>>
I just took a nice big shit and now im gonna fist my anus
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Viva Ken Barlow.
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>Falcao
>Elite
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>>31478742
It usually like that but this thread is just as full of shitposting
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>>31478658
My room is tiny an I sit less than four feet from it; it's plenty big.
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>>31478694
Who is then?

They seem to keep showing Flacco and he's the one who seems to get shit going.
>>
illegal contact...

lel americans can't into contact sports
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>>31478733
apparently not
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>elite
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>mfw handegg has no global appeal but it's complete, utter shit
>>
>flacco
>elite
>>
>sacko
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>>31478744
and they are not even Beats (tm) by (tm) Dre (tm)
>>
>>31478733
Nope.
>>
>allowing a sack
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>elite
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>>31478733
The city of you
>>
Is the game over now?

that was boring
>>
My god, this is so... underwhelming.
>>
>>31478511

>Shitty Sharp TV covered in dust
>>
>15 MINUTES
>LAST 35 MINUTES

America in charge of time.
>>
>all these people going on about flacco

He has the easiest job on the field "lets just throw it anywhere have some receiver help me out and catch it"

Then everyone splurges ELITE XD LE ELITE FLACCO

The guy who should get all the praise is the receivers.
>>
that gorgeous sky

i want to go to new orleans some day
>>
O line is spilling spagetti left and right, every fucking play Flacco has been under pressure
>>
>AFTER THESE MESSAGES GENERAL
>>
Real Baltimore 1
San & Fran Albion 0.5

Decent first half half
>>
aww fuck new Fast and Furious
>>
>>31478867
There are really only 2, Brady and Manning.
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What a throw son, what a throw!
>>
Flacco is doing a poor man's Roethlisberger
>>
>SUPERBOWL 47
>47

THERE HAVE BEEN 46 OF THESE BEFORE THIS ONE

AMERICA
LEARN TO CANCEL SHOWS BEFORE THEY GO SHIT
>>
Fast and Furious 7 WOOOO
>>
THE GREAT FRANCHISE IN THE HISTORY OF CINEMA RETURNS
>>
has anyone needed oxygen after running twenty yards yet
>>
>>31478742
Still, you tend to get more people actually posting about the game even when Liverpool are playing.
>>
>>31478863

Another 4 hours of fun
>>
Twitter down?
>>
>Fast and Furious

oh god WHY
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>>31478827

>staying up in the middle of the night to watch it.
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>>31478801
tybken
>>
>the rock
>good action film

pick one
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>>31478511
>Dales Pale Ale

Good choice breh
>>
>the job of half the players on the pitch is to stop opposition players run past them
>there's an offence called 'holding'

How does this even make sense? Surely everyone is holding
>>
oh shit, fast five was great, this one will be good

felt sad seeing it on my own though, everyone else was groups of LADS
>>
Fuck yeah Fast and Furious.
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When are they going to stop making fucking Fast and the Furious movies?
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>>31478899
assssssshhhhhhoooooolllleeeessss
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THANK GOD THE HANDEGG IS OVER SO I CAN KEEP WATCHING MORE ADS
>>
GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Is this even a fucking sport? It keeps stopping.
>>
>>31478863
not yet. we still have 2 more hours of commercials and 45 minutes of actual gameplay
>>
>>31478910
[spoiler]hol nézed?[/spoiler]
>>
PENNY

BAZOMPER
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>mfw I finally give up trying to get into this shite and turn over.
>>
BAZOOKA
>>
>>31478808
There are hundreds of players and very specific jobs that the players fulfill. No one player is the best. There are players who are arguably the best at their specific position, but even that is up for contention.
>>
>illegal contact
would have been a touchdown
>>
THAT MACHELL RODGRIGESS
>>
>F'n'F 6
Holy crap this shit is still alive?
>>
>>31478915
thank you based Cadfael... oh wait
>>
>>31478903
We need a new thread for each ad-break

Oh wait theres not enough bandwidth in the universe for that
>>
>>31478894

Its mostly a shithole
>>
how is throwing a ball athletic?

how is pushing another fat man athletic?

and americunts have the temerity to call these fatties the best athletes in the world?

you couldn't make it up
>>
My laptop was being a cunt earlier when this silly whitey said "my heart says x but my guts says y" did we green text him?
>>
>American Football consists of a series of downs
Yep, I'm done. I don't want to see a sport where the mentally disabled are mocked.
>>
>>31478978
Already been posted you cunt.
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>>31478906
Fink we need to bet on flags n corners m8
>>
not another one...
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>>31478883

>15 Minutes of "play"
> 20 minutes of adds.

"they are athletes."
>>
>>31479007
Filter
>>
BEZERKER
>>
>>31478973
;__;
I will go with you
>>
>>31478996
[spoiler]http://green-oval.net/mq/stream.pls
VLC-ben megnyitod. Hibát dob de mégis betölt a háttérben[/spoiler]
>>
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> over to the stadium of light with charlie
Crunching tackle on falcao, he will be feeling that one tmoro jeff, Old Macdonald , i dont know how he got there in time, blooter of a tackle.
Still 1 - 0.5 to the boys in white, good game for the neutral jeff
>>
Too many handballs in this game so far. I reckon the FA will ban the teams
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>>31478961

it's only just gone 12 bong
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>yfw fast and the furious 6
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>Jackass genie

hurr durr so funnie
>>
>>31478239
finger me
>>
>>31479074
BAZINKER
>>
>>31478917

Meanwhile Dr.Who version 8,027 is on.

James bond 72

Etc, etc
>>
>best athletes in the world
>heart disease at 50 because of all that red meat

LEL
>>
>>31478971
They're supposed to use open hands on each other's chests, shoulders, and stomachs. It's against the rules to grab a player by a piece of clothing, the collar of the armor, the facemask, or the arms.
>>
>All these car commercials

Wow
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>>31478967

Every film The Rock has been in has made a profit. Seriously. Also, Fast Five was GOAT.
>>
>>31478979
They pumping them out fast and furious
>>
>Robin Sparkles 4

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>
>Merceds-Benz Superdome
>German overlords
>>
>>31479090
I'm totally going to go watch it, too.
>>
>CBS comedies
Stop.
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these are 'athletes' in america
>>
INFINITE WITCHES
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>>31477884
we dont pay for tv faggot. the ads do.
>>
These ads must cost a fortune to air
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>>31479082
>>
>amerifarts needing cheering up so they dont fall asleep during halftimes
>>
New thread? Guna 404.
>>
>This studio banter going totally over my head
>>
if superball is soo good, why dont they have it in the olimpics?

amerika: 0
world: 1
>>
>Fast and Furious 6: Faster than Sanic edition
>>
JIM OR JOHN
>>
>>31479139

INFINITE BITCHES
>>
lol BBC pundit

>sf are used to playing from behind

>from behind
>>
>2nd quarter underway
>kick ball
>adverts

why.png
>>
>HIMYM

Nope
>>
Who is the black guy in the box with BASED MIKE?
>>
Are those two coaches brothers?
>>
>>31479019
Is there a player who makes plays who has flair/creativity?

>tfw no MESSIMESSIMESSI
>>
waste of a punt
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>>31479055
>>
>claiming people this fat can be athletes
>murca
>>
nothing like some yurop vs america shitposting for old times sake
>>
>>31479161
>The city of you
>>
84 yeards... in 15 minutes lel
>>
>>31479147

1 million dollars
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>San Francisco are used to playing from behind
>>
>Anime
>>
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY STREAM
>>
>>31479168
lel
>>
>anime on my stream
>>
>jack and jackie
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH THE STREAM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>
HOLY SHIT THERE'S WHITE PEOPLE THERE!
>>
>>31479138

>fat as shit and still much stronger and faster than you
>>
wat wat wat
>>
what the fuck I goy Yuri Yuri
>>
WE /A/ NOW
>>
>this /tv/ stream

my sides
>>
>>31479098
CRY MORE
>>
>>31479187
Yes, they are.

PTI says the parents will be seen 6 times. I say 8.
>>
>>31479167
/pol/ here
>>
>animu
>>
>>31479147
$3.8 million just for the airtime. Per 30-second ad.
>>
>>31479228
joowz
>>
>>31478755
handegg is good entertaiment, even if I don't actually understand how the hell it beats hockey in revenue and TV but it's still entertaining. Unlike sissyball.
>>
holy fuck my stream is showing anime

holy fuck WHAT IS A GOOD STREAM
>>
FUCK YEAH YURUYURI
>>
YES
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is handegg the COD of sports?
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>>31479138
they can lift more than you ever will and can catch runners half their weight.
>>
>>31479138
Vince Wilfork can squat 500 pounds and bench press nealy 400, he is an athlete
>>
davis is so fucking goat
>>
>>31479136
>Shithawks
>>
>>31479216
?
>>
/a/ pls go
>>
CYNICAL FOUL ON THE LEFT WINGER THERE
>>
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING!?
>>
>>31479167
I reckon its very much like when the Olympics was on. Lots of people from other boards come over.
>>
YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI YATTI
>>
The superbowl is like Wrestlemania. Only its shit
>>
PIGGGGUUUUUUUU
>>
>>31479147
$4 million per 30 seconds this year, I think
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>dat girl in the red t-shirt
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>>31479090
dubs speak the truth
>>
>>31479197
Flacco
>>
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FOOTBAWL FUCK GOD DAMMIT THE JAPS ARE ATTACKING THIS IS PEARL HARBOR ALL OVER AGAIN
>>
>>31479283

BBC you dumb cunt
>>
AKARRRIIIIIIIIIN
>>
>>31479185
Willie McGinest
>>
>>31479187
WHAT A TWEEST
>>
>>31479261

>says something stupid

>someone responds

CRY MORE!
>>
>>31479183
its actually more interesting to see advert, then seeing people moving around and doing nothing
>>
Flacco feltched flaccid falcao
>>
>>31479269

Not sure what anime this is
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/tv/bbc_two_england/watchlive

install Hola Unblocker if you can't access this site.
>>
HAHAHAHA

FUCKING GOAT STREAM
>>
>everybody gets kicked out of the TV room in halls
>secretly happy that you can go on /sp/
>>
>>31479306
>1x bodyweight
>impressive
>>
i want to see the american ads, ours are shit

>>31479187
yes
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why
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>>31479301
And get more pussy in month than you get in a decade.
>>
WHEN DID FUTBUL GET SO KAWAII?
>>
>Colin Kemper-Barton
>>
High tackle, yellow card
>>
>7-0 is the most dangerous lead to have
>>
>>31479306

people a fraction of his size can squat 500

he's just a big fat cunt
>>
>>31479282

You're pretty cool, Finland. Way better than Sweden.
>>
KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT KAEPERGOAT
>>
>Yuri Yuri
>>
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKING FUCK AM I LOOKING AT?!
>>
God this shit is so boring.

Give me more ads already. :<
>>
who is the black bloke with mike carlson
>>
ray lewis mad as fuck
>>
I just want to let you Euros know that even Americans who actually like the sport think there's too many god damn adverts. The programmers justify the adverts with "watching the guys move around is boring, people only want to see plays". It's logic similar to saying "People only want to see possessions where the team actually shoots for the goal" and then running analysts and advertisements when the teams are contesting control. I'd rather watch the teams move around and change out than watch adverts.
>>
>>31479366
joowz, provided by kimDOTCOM
>>
2bored2post

going to sleep
>>
Ray Lewis couldn't cover the dead body that he murdered in Atlanta
>>
fucking lel
>>
Why are you niggas watching Yuru yuri?
>>
Why do they have quarters when the time between the quarters was about as long as the time between plays normally? Why not just have 2 halves?
>>
Why are the players carrying towels? Did they forget to take them out?

Lol you are not in the shower
>>
Lewis is gonna lose the game for us
>>
>tfw no S3
>>
Will USA ever lose another war with this many roided up niggers?
>>
>>31479432
Good thing he knows how to control his temper.
>>
>le michael james XD
>>
He raised his arms to his face then. You just can't do that.

How's that not a red? Poor decision from the ref.
>>
Its back
>>
THE /TV/ STREAM IS BACK TO FOOTBALL THE /TV/ STREAM IS BACK TO FOOTBALL THE /TV/ STREAM IS BACK TO FOOTBALL THE /TV/ STREAM IS BACK TO FOOTBALL THE /TV/ STREAM IS BACK TO FOOTBALL THE /TV/ STREAM IS BACK TO FOOTBALL THE /TV/ STREAM IS BACK TO FOOTBALL THE /TV/ STREAM IS BACK TO FOOTBALL THE /TV/ STREAM IS BACK TO FOOTBALL THE /TV/ STREAM IS BACK TO FOOTBALL THE /TV/ STREAM IS BACK TO FOOTBALL THE /TV/ STREAM IS BACK TO FOOTBALL THE /TV/ STREAM IS BACK TO FOOTBALL THE /TV/ STREAM IS BACK TO FOOTBALL THE /TV/ STREAM IS BACK TO FOOTBALL
>>
>>31479038
why isnt there just one british pro in the nfl if its so easy faggot?
>>
Why are these guys chimping out?
>>
>>31479453
Why are you?
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This man is more of an "athlete" that those obese men
>>
that guy dropped his toilet roll
>>
I really don't see the appeal this game has. It's just like 15 seconds of action and then a stop, no sense of continuity at all.

I don't even know why I'm watching it.
>>
Are there ever any fights in handegg matches?
>>
>>31479446
>A1
>unknown

wat
>>
>>31479447
How do you murder a dead body?
>>
>>31475585 (OP) (OP)
>>31475585 (OP) (OP)
>>31475585 (OP) (OP)

New Thread Needed

>>31475585 (OP) (OP)
>>31475585 (OP) (OP)
>>31475585 (OP) (OP)
>>
>changing over from Yuri Yuri

Cunts.
>>
Wait, /a/ has their own superb owl thread on spee?
>>31477124
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>>31479475
>>
ITV should try to get next years Superb Owl
>>
Oh god this is a sticky?
Fucking why?
>>
What is the most contact or abuse players can get away with off the ball or out of play? What happens when players push the ball or insult each other. What would happen if a player spat at some one?
>>
there's literally no athleticism on display here
>>
Time for new thread?
Going to autodage
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>>31479498
go back to wiping your ass with your hand
>>
>>31479547
wot
>>
REFBALL
>>
>>31479547
this is a sticky
>>
where are you going tubby

fucking lel
>>
FUMBLEEEEEE

DAT MADDEN 360 SPIN
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>>31479435
>GIB MORE ABERTS
-Americans, 2013
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MAD TEKKERS BRUVVVV
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How is it that american sports invented before television can be perfectly designed to show as many adverts as possible?
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TURNOVER
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>>31479413
people a fraction of his size would have no chance at blocking him.
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Why are they so fat.
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Fumble Recovery!!!
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JIM LOOKING MAD LOL
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>>31479306

>Vince Wilfork can squat 500 pounds and bench press nealy 400, he is an athlete

so can my boss and he is 62
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>anime back
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>Kompany reffing the game >Kompany reffing the game >Kompany reffing the game >Kompany reffing the game >Kompany reffing the game >Kompany reffing the game >Kompany reffing the game >Kompany reffing the game >Kompany reffing the game >Kompany reffing the game >Kompany reffing the game >Kompany reffing the game >Kompany reffing the game >Kompany reffing the game >Kompany reffing the game >Kompany reffing the game >Kompany reffing the game >Kompany reffing the game >Kompany reffing the game >Kompany reffing the game >Kompany reffing the game >Kompany reffing the game >Kompany reffing the game >Kompany reffing the game >Kompany reffing the game
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STOP THIS ANUME SHIT

M/A/DRID PLEASE!!!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH

>KAPERNIG
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REF YOU ARE MY GREATEST ALLY
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i've been on google looking for a fucking stream

i think i just gave £8 to some guy in Malaysia to pay for his feed, but the log-in isn't working

anyone got a link?
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What is going on
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>PAC 12 >PAC 12 >PAC 12
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>>31479614
Money
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REFBALL
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SUCK IT REDS
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Why didn't he run it to the other endzone? He wasn't down by contact...
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/TV/ GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, YOU BUNCH OF PEDOS
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When does Geoff Keighley appear
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>>31479575
Nah/
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>>31479038
check out the receivers, te's and rb's..
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>Ameridoritos
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What the fuck is a fumble?
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Can we make a new thread to fuck moot off?
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Fucking hell...
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>>31479574
It's not funny you dirty muslim
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>Doing the Marseille roulette in the wrong sport

Come on m8 at least save it for the Showboat
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FUCK NO ANIME

FUCK YEAH DORITOS
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Is this thread lagging HAM for anyone else?
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this is only interesting because i put money on it
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THIS SHIT AINT FUNNY /A/-FAG THIS SHIT AINT FUNNY /A/-FAG THIS SHIT AINT FUNNY /A/-FAG THIS SHIT AINT FUNNY /A/-FAG THIS SHIT AINT FUNNY /A/-FAG THIS SHIT AINT FUNNY /A/-FAG THIS SHIT AINT FUNNY /A/-FAG THIS SHIT AINT FUNNY /A/-FAG THIS SHIT AINT FUNNY /A/-FAG THIS SHIT AINT FUNNY /A/-FAG THIS SHIT AINT FUNNY /A/-FAG THIS SHIT AINT FUNNY /A/-FAG
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>>31479197
Out there? Ray Lewis is arguably one of the greatest defensive players ever. As for flair/creativity, in the NFL it is all about efficiency. If you dick around and it does not work you ride the bench.
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YOU CAN WATCH VIDEOS AND TEXT
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>AMERIGAYS
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Does anyone have a stream that is not Yuru Yuri?
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>>31479591

They need to step it up then. Get Joey in there to sort these lads out.
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lyl.
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>>31479689
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>Calvin Klein

all my boners
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what does 1st & 10 mean?

what is the significance of getting further up field? is it to do with the numbers on the field?
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>>31478971

not sure if trolling but its like football. if a foward is getting a breakaway, you are not supposed to pull them back. its the same with handegg. only pushing no pulling back
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>>31479689
BBC m8
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>>31479562

Just so long as they get Roy Keane as a pundit
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NAKED MEN IN TINY UNDERWEAR

Just what I needed
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>$(ERS
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Andy Carroll in calvin klein commercials
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how can sportsmen be this fat
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>>31479689
WHAT IS THE BBC WEBSITE
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>America
>white
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>RIPPED MEN IN BRIEFS

STAY HOMO MURRICA
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>>31479592
>>31479594
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>>31479815

>Yurogays
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>amerifats getting mad because we don't respect this shitfest of a sport
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so that calvin klein ad was for the target audience right?
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And back to the studio for comments from Roy and Gareth southgate
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>REPEATING THE SAME ADVERTS
Jesus Christ America is any of this interesting?
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That NCIS advert gave me cancer
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God damn you people are fucking stupid

We don't have this shit during any other fucking game ll season but the second the Owl comes 'round the plebs storm in with their "witty" comments

You guys are embarrassing
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>>31479782
Oh Joey you sweet and tender hooligan. Sent off this weekend.
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>>31479857
bbc.co.uk
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Who /rafaout/ here?
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>>31479796
1st try to get 10 yards up the field.
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>>31479594
>>31479592
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>>31479916
>tfw THIS is their premier sporting event
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>>31479743
Its called a thumb ball
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> more controversy at the britania, Merse!
San fran united make a great cross jeff, great cross, and the ref made a holwer, no chance that was out.
Oh wait hang on, the replay shows it was out.
still 1-0.5 jeff.
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i find it quite funny how people don't know that stickies don't run out idiotas
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It's like someone taken all the shit bits of rugby and condensed it into one easy-to-watch package for dumb yanks.

What the fuck am I supposed to be watching?
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>>31479955
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>>31479796

You have 4 tries to move the ball 10 yards. If you cannot, the ball is turned over to the other team. After you've moved the ball past 10 yards, the down count resets and you have 4 tries to get 10 more.
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>>31479922
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>>31479954
>that joke
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>>31479930
I havent seen an NCIS commercial
You arent getting the crazy ones I guess
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How many quarters do they play? I'm getting tired.
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>>31479955
>2013
>not being Rafa please stay
or
>Rafa rejoin Liverpool
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>Courtney Upshaw stripping the ball

SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC
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>>31479972
Commentary like that is the only thing that could redeem this sport
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>>31479939
We get Americans like that in every soccer thread too.

It's /sp/, what are you gonna do.
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>>31480005
Why can't they just throw the ball ten yards?
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15 seconds of play
stop
stop
15 seconds of play
stop
replay
chimp out
replay
15 seconds of play
car commercial
beer commercial
doritos commercial
replay
pan of players standing around
replay
car commercial
beer commercial
15 seconds of play
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>>31480005
>>31479958
cheers i think i know what's going on now
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>not wanting Rafa to stay and continue to ruin chelsea
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>>31480039
25. Think about it. There are 25 cents in a quarter.
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>>31480039
just 3
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>>31480004
>dat monobrow
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>>31480039
>how many quarters do they play

That British education
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>mfw an American got excited over adverts near me
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>>31479778
Download expat and go to bbc.co.uk
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>Paul Edmond on Twitter: "Peter Odemwingie tried to get the Ravens to sign him."
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>tfw I knew the Yuros would make fun of us for being gay as soon as I saw the Doritos cross dressing commercial and gay as fuck calvin klein commercial back to back
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Don't care much for this sport like, but if you were the coaches' dad, you'd be pretty fucking proud of your sons both coaching teams in final the equivalent of a Champions League final.
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is Ray Rice injured or something?
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>>31480091
This.
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I just got here
What the fuck is happening
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>Chile sub 20 go to World Cup
>Super Bowl

Today is a Good Day.
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Is this Flacco guy the American Messi?
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No sports played in America have been invented by Americans.

Football: invented in McGill University, Canada
Baseball: rounders, invented in Britain
Basketball: invented by a Canadian because American children are too retarded to play normal sports
Hockey: invented in Canada, first game played in Kingston, Ontario
Soccer: invented in Britain
Lacrosse: invented by French-Canadians, taken from an Aboriginal game
Golf: invented in Scotland
Auto racing: invented in France

So why can't Americans come up with sports and can only ruin what other nations create?
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posting in a sticky
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>>31480070
No open receivers, could be intercepted. If you run for 3 yards you get those. If you miss a throw, you don't gain any yards.
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>>31480078
you forgot watch someone praying to jesus 1 second
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are there any kickers in the hall of fame?

if not is vinatieri likely to get in?
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>>31480091

This nigga knows whats up.
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>>31480039
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>>31480070
>why can't they just score all the points
This is what you sound like right now.
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>>31480039
4.
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>>31479987
>>31479987
It's like the opposite of highlights, only in real time.
>only staying here for the banter
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Hey did the color start bleeding for anyone else?
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>>31480102
Ah gotcha Hans, it was merely a ruse.
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>>31480122

Torn meniscus.
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>Calvin Klein ad
>Consist in guy in underwear
>Its targeted for the American "Man" who watches "manly Football"

Stay homo, Murica
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this jazz on radio 3 is bretty good
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>>31480133
Nothing, then more adverts.
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>>31480059
I mentioned it earlier its a shame the BBC want to appear 'international'. Why can't we just get some football pundits or Terry Wogan to commentate it.
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Anyone got a Murrican stream? I wanna see these ads
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wow seriously, so many replies, threads
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dat willis
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>>31480005

You're telling me Americans need 4 attempts to move 10 yards?

How bad is your obesity problem?
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>>31480118
A good parent would make them share it.
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>>31480154
Better one guy thanking Jesus than forcing everybody to pray to Mohammed.
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Patrick Willis must have eyes all over his head and helmet because he has such awareness of the play. Such a talented guy.
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WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
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>>31480107
>not getting excited over capitalist glory at its best
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another Calvin Klein ad?
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>gay porn
>this stream
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Legit question here.

Which station is showing the adverts?

BBc and ESPN don't seem to be, is CBS?
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NO HOMO
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Haha this fucking stream.
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>sacks
>1.0

How do you have between 0 and 1 sacks?
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FUCK YES TARZAN BOY BY BALTIMORA

I LOVE THAT SONG
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DAT CLUTCH
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Reckon Rory Delap could hack it in the NFL? Beats playing for Barnsley.
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>>31480146
But NASCAR!
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>>31480143
RGIII is the American Messi.
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>Dickson in charge of balance
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>>31480231
Are you NEET too?
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>>31480158
>>31480158
Dunno, good question. Wikipedia it.
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>>31480146
Coming up with a sport would require some sort of history and culture.
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good catch
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>>31480262
CBS, yeah.
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>implying adview is a sport
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>>31475685
>suck my big brown fat dick, cracker
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ELITE
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>>31480262
CBS USA


Ed Dickson, wow.
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ALL THIS GAY PORN
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>>31480272
Assisted sacks count as 0.5.
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GIVE RICE A TOUCHDOWN PLS
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Imagine if futbol was like this.

Ball goes out for a corner. Play stops. A commercial plays as we see the same replay of a play from 10 different angles.
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/tv/ pls
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>/tv/
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My fucking sides
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i love the contrast in the Euro threads from the regular season NFL games to the Superbowl

the regular season games get the hipster, friendly, liberals who watch with open minds

Euro Superbowl threads are filled with people who stumbled on the game on BBC2 when they were looking for an episode of Mock the Week or Top Gear, filled with hatred and angst
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>49'ers in charge of defending
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>dickson fell over
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>>31480213
>>31480213
We need the eurovision commentators
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>x gained weight just for this game
>yup they want to get in prime condition

america where gaining weight in sports is praised
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>>31480286

I heard that Odemwingie wanted to sign for the Ravens. Drove all the way to Baltimore for it.
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When does the narwahl bacon?
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Stoke would beat the superb owl champions at handegg.
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wow the 49ers fucking suck at tackling
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>>31480272
You can get a half-sack if two guys take out the QB at the same time

>>31480158
George Blanda, Jan Stenerud. Maybe, probably not
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why isn't NFL English, and Rugby American?
I never got that.
USA usually likes ultra-violence (guns, films, cage fighting, public school system)
England usually is about dainty, tactical and cerebral sports (Cricket, snooker)
Plus, NFL players wear suits of armour, and England is all about knights.

We should totally swap sports.
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>>31480319
CBS seems to be only play the dardruff, galaxy note and toyota commercial
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>>31480286

I convinced Stoke could win this
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>>31480272
If 2 players make the sack it's 0.5 each....
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SO ELITE
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>>31480356
It will be if Sky get their way.
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>>31480236
it's a lot harder when there's 11 huge guys trying to stop you
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RAY LEWIS SUCKS
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I see they're trying to scare some people off. You advertised the stream too much.

>mfw BBC 2 on tv
>mfw only using streambro to watch ads
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>>31480272
>1.0
If two players sack the QB at the same time or help each other with the sack, each player is credited with half a sack.
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>Ameriflags
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FUCK THIS STREAM
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>>31480334

Why is that happenings.
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is there a cbs stream that has the quality of the shitty anime gayporn one but without the shitty anime gayporn?
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/tv/ i am going to fucking kill you
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ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE
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>>31480112
>Harry Redknapp on the BBC "We tried to sign him for the Queens Park Ravens. 'Triffic lad, can run the ball great and we've watched him for a long time.
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>this mad american in germany responding to everything
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fuck you tv I just got fired from job
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>31480371

>sucking yank dick this much
>>
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK ARE THE 49ERS DOING

WHAT THE FUCK

THEY FUCKING SUCK TODAY
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100% ELITE
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holy shit we need a new thread why are people still posting here!!
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>>31480426
>Cyprus
Kalinikta brah
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>>31480390
AND DELAP THROW A NINETY-YARDER WHICH FINDS CROUCHIE IN THE ENDZONE
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wow football is really gay
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>>31480319
>>31480331

Alright, cheers m8s.
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>>31480371
It's just retarded.

hurr durr i don't understand the sport

It doesn't even count as 'banter'.
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Who /Spurs/ here?
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So is this just like rugby for plebs?
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>>31480386
@bbcsporf
#LAD
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>>31480449
FOR YOU
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WHAT?
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>>31480512
Then don't watch it.
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>/tv/
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>This fucking thread


never change.
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why do the reds keep trying to cheat
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>>31480371
This
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>>31480539
lelwut
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TOUCHDOWN RAVENS
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OH HE'S BURIED IT RIGHT BETWEEN THE BEANS ON TOASTS JEFF, IT'S AN ABSOLUTE WORLDY. AN ABSOLUTE WORLDY. FELCO IS IT? SORRY JEFF, FLACCO

OH HANG ON, I THINK SOME OF THE CROWD HEARD ME SAY BEANS ON TOAST AND ARE NOW DRY HUMPING THE POSTS JEFF
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color bleeding
>comcast in charge of keeping a clear picture
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GOATIMORE
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>tv
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>>31480293
Nope gotta work tomorrow

>$(ers
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FUCKED HELL I MISSED THE TD

SCREW YOU
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>tfw /tv/ trolls me gud
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Pitta just hid himself there.
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Looks like Baltimore win

I'm out
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come on /tv/ pls
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>>31480425
rugby theres 15 huge guys trying to stop you
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Based ELITE
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This game is so far in the closet it's chilling with Aslan. Seriously... tights, ass-slapping everywhere... may as well be sucking cock and saying 'what, I'm so straight that this isn't gay for me'.
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What is going on in /tv/'s stream
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>touchdown

>NO CROWD REACTION AT ALL
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DA BIRDS!
>>
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


Real Baltimore are unstoppable.
>>
ELITEELITEELITEELITE
>>
GOING TO NEED A GOAL UPDATE FROM KAMMY
>>
AND ITS BALTIMORE
BALTIMORE FC
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/tv/ fuck you.

who has another stream?
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I DUNNO WHATS HAPPENING
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>Kneeners

Jesus christ how shit can you be.

The Redskins would've won this so easily if RGIII hadn't been injured.
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that tv stream trolling
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>>31480539

What the fuck are you watching?
>>
HOLY SHIT THIS LEVEL ELITE HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE
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ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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B-But I bet on the 49ers
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TERCHDUN!
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OHHH ROBIN VAN PERSIEEEE
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TOUCHDOWN TOUCHDOWN TOUCHDOWN TOUCHDOWN TOUCHDOWN TOUCHDOWN TOUCHDOWN TOUCHDOWN TOUCHDOWN TOUCHDOWN TOUCHDOWN TOUCHDOWN TOUCHDOWN!

>49'ers
>>
SO

FUCKING

ELITE
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Flacco 2 elite
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If I was Jim Harbaugh, I'd run my next few plays and try to chew up clock and score before half and stop the Ravens at the beginning of the next half
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>the city of san fransisco and hove albion
>>
>dat shitty marking

How do you lose your man like that?
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http://www.ran.de/de/us-sport/video/livestream-super-bowl-2013-san-francisco-49ers-baltimore-ravens-new-orleans-ran.html

German stream, I dont know if this is "region locked" buts its better than this fucking retarded /tv/ stream
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>>31480689
http://www.vipbox.tv/american-football/121329/1/superbowl-xlvii-:-san-francisco-49ers-vs-baltimore-ravens-live-stream-online.html
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>>31480371
I post with both views as different trips all through the year
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>This horse castration
>>
Je suis désolé, mais ne les 49ers déjà perdu? Oh, c'est vrai. Le jeu n'est même pas encore terminée. En fait, ce n'est que la mi-temps. Ne pas avoir la tête à la mi-temps compte comme une perte? Est-ce que ce que vous dites? Parce que si vous dites que je peux vous assurer que vous avez tort. Pourquoi voudriez-vous faire de ce sujet quand le jeu est toujours? Les 49ers sont encore à jouer en ce moment et ils ont été la meilleure équipe de l'AFC Ouest pendant combien d'années maintenant? Ils jouent une des pires équipes de la NFL qui vient de se passer d'avoir un chef de file parce qu'ils se nourrissant de l'énergie de jouer dans un jeu Monday Night. Mais vous savez quoi? Ils continuent à sucer putain. Les 49ers sont l'une des meilleures équipes de la NFL putain, ils sont allés 13-3 l'an dernier et serait d'remporté le Super Bowl si le botteur ne s'étouffe pas. Peut-être que vous devriez la fermer avant de faire des sujets retardés comme celui-ci. Vous savez pourquoi? Parce que vous allez être gêné lorsque les 49ers gagne et bousculé ce sujet. Oh regarde cela, les chefs juste sorti des limites du terrain court de la 1ère vers le bas quand ils ont besoin pour obtenir un, tout comme les Jets ont fait. Êtes-vous un putain ivre? Êtes-vous retardé? Vous êtes autiste? Vous êtes un putain d'idiot et vous ne devriez jamais faire un sujet sur ce forum encore et je baise grave. J'ai presque l'impression que vous êtes le seul homme fait tous ces sujets anti-49ers parce que vous êtes un ennemi pédé qui n'aime pas l'équipe parce qu'ils sont bons. Va te faire foutre, être bon à quelque chose dans votre vie et puis peut-être essayer de troll ces équipes baise sur le plateau, comme je l'ai à foutre. Il est si facile de repérer vos discussions aujourd'hui, vous êtes un attardé. Toujours faire conneries comme ça. Pourquoi ne pas essayer d'être une bonne affiche? Juste pour une fois? Vous n'êtes rien.
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>the city of gays
>>
>people can nod off

>warning us that we will fall asleep

my sides!
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>>31480652
Well it's San Francisco against a bunch of Steel Mill workers.
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>>31480371
>the regular season games get the hipster, friendly, liberals who watch with open minds

sometimes hipsters need someone from the outside to tell them that whatever they've been obsessing over is actually a pile oh shit
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>>31480756
>agger
>>
Oh look, it's another ad
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BASED MARK HUNTER ON THE BBC
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Ravens are fucking destroying the $(ers. Come on you 49ers.
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OLYMPIC HEREOS
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>that feel wen u will never be dat elite

:'(
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Is flacco elite?
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WE LOVE YOU RAVENS WE DO
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Flacco gets the ball there on the outside of the box and passes it to the Ravens striker who scores a fantastic touchdown. Top class.
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>dat GoDaddy commercial
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based mark hunter
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>49ers fan
you wot
>>
C'MON

GET IN LADS. WATA GOAL.

CAMPEONES CAMPEONES, OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ
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>>31480574
THANKS MERSE YOU ALCOHOLIC OLD CUNT
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>mfw I put £100 on Ravens to win
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And this is the most exciting game in the American calendar, the 2010 wc final was far better than this.
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>Mark Hunter
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come and found your land of dreams
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STEP 1
INSTALL THIS
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/hola-unblocker/gkojfkhlekighikafcpjkiklfbnlmeio?hl=en

STEP 2
VISIT THIS PAGE
http://www.cbssports.com/

STEP 3
COMPLAIN ABOUT HANDEGG
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WHY DID HE SAY DEFENSE LIKE AN AMERICAN
>>
Oh look, Ben from Lost
>>
Why is everyone greentexting /tv/?
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YOU'RE WORSE THAN YOUR BROTHER
WORSE THAN YOUR BROOOOOOOOTHER
YOU'RE WORSE THAN YOUR BROTHER
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>another GoDaddy ad

Why? WHO THE FUCK USES GODADDY ANYWAY?
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>tfw Beeb have no HD coverage so watching Sky.
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Can all the Americans please leave, this is the EUROPEAN thread, as such you are not allowed t o post here.
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>All countrys speak English

America in charge of world languages
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>>31480881
I only put £10 :(
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>#1 comedy

OH GOD WHY
WHY
WHY

ZIMBABWE
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>Stevie Wonder asking you what you're looking for

no thanks.
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IT'S BET IN PLAY TIME

NAHHHHHHHHH

>>31480883
>the most exciting game in the American calendar
see tripcode
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> action at the stadium of light, charlie!
GOAL JEFF GOAL! YOU BEAUTIE! Falcao made this in a deeper role more unsuited to him, great cross to dickson ethuhu who bloots the ball in to the centre of the goal!
2-0.5 jeff, the game is slipping away from San Fran United.
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>Americans get Hollywood-level commercials

>we get analysis from a British Olympic rower's opinion on American football
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>>31480865
amazing
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>>31480618
Amerifat ball is basically just rugby.... if rugby players were fat, black and stupid.
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>Because its late

Yeah, that the reason why
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BBC emploring people not to fall asleep lol.

It' funny because Alex Smith was the guest in the past few Owls but he's playing today so he can't make it.

Oh wait....
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>>31480919
>chrome
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>>31480916
Wait til half time and you can have a tommy-tank over Beyonce.
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>Anits
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>>31480952
uh they do
BBC HD
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>you don't row in a stadium obviously

ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWER
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Am I watching a game or am I just watching beer and car commercials?

Holy shit this is annoying.
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What happened? Didn't something exciting just happen? Why has it stopped? Why are we back in the studio? What is going on?

This is Bullshit...
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>>31480943
14-3
AND A LONG WAY HOME
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>Pitta

Wow, even this guy's birth had a sponsor.
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I'm actually fuming about other boards

and the cunts sharing on twitter

they dont have out BASED BRO ALPHA LAD CULTURE
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>>31480952
169 you stupid fuck
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What would be some good chants to sing at the Owl?
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>>31480998
I would pay serious cash to watch SB with Mick commentary
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mike carlson is a banter factory
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>>31480961
At least you get £13 haha
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This thread may very well crash my laptop

someone make a new one.
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>>31480994

HAHAHAH

>will you stay with us until the enxt break?
>of course!

>2 seconds later...
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brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>31481081
Chants aren't customary in American Football. Noise is customary.
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>>31480881
>>31480961

I put £40 on them, £20 to win, £20 to win by 7.5
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>>31481036
>neutered beta faggot nation riddled with muslims
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>>31481072
2012 /sp/ in a nutshell
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>Star Trek 2b Owl

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>31481073
Oh thank. Cunt.
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we still lag?
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Based Star Trek commercial.
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>five seconds in between breaks
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>>31481081
Anything other than SHOOOOOOOOOT
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>>31480998
>Superb Owl with Mick McCarthy commentary
MUH DICK
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>>31480943

why dont americans have the wit to come up with new original songs on the night

D - FENCE
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>>31481098

Like most Americans
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>>31481098
We're fat cunt, we don't care.


(inspired by Millwall)
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>us well spoken brits

aww yes
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shit yeah, new star trek movie
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>fans from all teams come together to have a gang bang

How cute, America
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>>31480959

Fine a correction. All countries that matter speak English, and in countries where not everyone speaks English everyone that matters does.
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>>31480957
>implying Euro threads weren't started by Americans to help interested yuros learn the game

go back to importing some cultural enrichment
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>mfw I rather watch Glee then this shit

gn faggots
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You can tell that Mark Hunter is an empty shell of a man, the look in his eyes is a look of a man that knows that he let every man, woman and child in Britain down.
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>>31481086
He'd make the tea too
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IS IT HALF TIME WHATS FUCKING HAPPENING
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DAT ROCK COMMERCIAL

GOAT
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>having to advertise milk
>the united states of amerifat
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>>31481081
MY GARDEN SHED IS BIGGER THAN THIS
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>>31481126
All the lag earlier was from the 50 fucking threads that were going
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>>31481098
Carlson was the Arch Bishop of Banterbury last year as well
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>>31481231

;_;
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>>31481194
FOOKING GET STUCK IN. YER LOT ARE AS USEFUL AS A CHOCOLATE KETTLE
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>getting blown the fuck out

YIPPEEAYAY MOTHERFUCKER
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>>31481266

>forgetting the ain't milk brilliant campaign
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>something exciting happens
>BETTER TURN TO COMMERCIAL TO CAPITALIZE

fucking jews
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>>31477054
but cr7 isn't even playing
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>>31481271
it reminded me of the Torres spam, that's the last time it was that slow for me
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>>31481205
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So far in this quater there has been 1 minute 20 seconds of the ball actually being in play
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>>31481231
He carries himself like a woman. His shoulders are uncomfortable and rising up and down. I'd like him to like my arsehole though.
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>>31481231
Harsh m8
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>>31481081

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
YOU'RE SHIT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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wtf happned to the rock? he used to look alright, now looks like he's filled with roids.
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>bud light
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>>31481161
That's where the question comes in. If they did chant, what would be some good ones.
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oh boy, cripple faggot shit!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>49ERS
>>
INTERCEPTION
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HAHA
Bizzle!
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>>31480957
>being new
Basically, this thread is European and others talking about Football, asking questions and having a non-shitposters environment

>Kaepernick
>>
GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>
PICK
>>
LOL
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>>31481266
>not knowing that there are even adverts for milk on buses in the UK
>>
HE STOLE IT
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and that is that.
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>that pass
The fix is in
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>>31481231

>mfw Beyonce has a wardrobe malfunction and we get to see her beef curtains.
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W-wait a minute. The cbs site's stream doesn't show the based commercials your average American watches, does it?
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fuck off niners
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>Mercedes Benz Superdome

Who won the bloody war, anyway?
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KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE KAPERCHOKE
>>
Thats got to be a 5 game bad at least
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>>31481361
>looks
>>
>KAEPERNICK
>KAEPERNICK
>KAEPERNICK

Stick a fork in em, tehy're done
>>
Kaepernick is utter gash. He'll fade into nothing next year.
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>tfw no trophies for nearly a decade
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>Americans
>fighting

fucking dirty scum sort yourself out
>>
San & Fran Albion players losing their shit. Can't handle losing.
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>>31477573
but what will they be called when their franchise goes to another city, because clubs don't give a shit about anything in the us?
>>
Jesus fuck, kneeners.

This is pathetic.
>>
we fight now
>>
we handbags now
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>>31481279
every week m8, hes just churning out the banter
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>kaepernick
>>
>49ers

They never should have sold Ronaldo.
>>
AND THE GAME IS OVER.

YFW THIS IS WHAT AMERICANS CALL THE GREATEST AND MOST IMPORTANT SPORT EVENT OF THE YEAR.
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>49ers in charge of ball control

Also holy fuck this apefight.
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

LGTSS:
>49'ers in charge of football
>>
>KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG >KAPERNIG
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LGTSS
>KAEPERSHIT
>>
LELELEELLELEL

BARTON VS GERVINHO TIME
>>
>Fight breaks out

When does one of them go full Amerishoot?
>>
Guys how is the scoring decided?

What decided a team getting X amount of points?
>>
Wow.
Is it too early to call "Blown the FUCK out."?
>>
>Crapperdick
HAHAHA HARBAWWW REGIONAL GAME MANAGER ALEX SMITH WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT

Also >dat fight
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>>31478346
world wide web nigga, and the internet which the WWW is on is a joint effort between us both.
>>
>>31481266
The western world sucks at eating breakfast, the UK has Milk ads too.

>first int in team history in Owl
>>
8 GAME BAN 8 GAME BAN 8 GAME BAN 8 GAME BAN 8 GAME BAN 8 GAME BAN 8 GAME BAN 8 GAME BAN 8 GAME BAN 8 GAME BAN 8 GAME BAN 8 GAME BAN 8 GAME BAN 8 GAME BAN 8 GAME BAN 8 GAME BAN 8 GAME BAN 8 GAME BAN
>>
apeegg
>>
Has anyone called a timeout yet?
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/olympics/19124776

>that feel
>>
>Colin Kaepernick

Pick one.
>>
Oh look. A nigger who acts like a nigger. How surprising.
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why dont they link arms and make a big circle around the runner, defence couldn't get to him. silly ameridumbs
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FIRST 49ER TO EVER BE INTERCEPTED

EVER
>>
AWRIGHT RAY
NOT TOO BAD RAYMONDO
IF I WAS YOU I'D GO FOR FLAGS AND TOUCHDOWNS
>>
I swear, can we just see the brothers engage in fisticuffs for the Superb elt? It's what everyone wants to see....
>>
why were they fighting?
>>
Can they fucking bring in Smith yet?
>>
FUCKING REFBALL
>>
>>31481496
FA Cup m8.
Wengermagic.
>>
What sport do white Americans play?
>>
God that ref is lud
>>
>san franshitsco 69ers
le lel
>>
>Unnecessary roughness
LELELELELELEL
>>
>kapernick incharge of not choking
>>
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>
OHHHHHHHHHHH WHEN THE BIRDS
GO MARCHING IN
OH WHEN THE BIRDS GO MARCHING IN
>>
FUCK THIS GAME

FUCK THIS GAME

FUCK THIS QUARTERBACK

FUCK HARBAUGH

FUCK YOU ALL
>>
NO UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS
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>>31481676
burgerball
>>
>>31481652

U wot m8?
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>>31481345
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>49ers is sure bet
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>>31481676
Baseball, Hockey, American Football
>>
Where's Kammy?
>>
>>31481370
The most common ones at the high school and college level usually are school songs and some variant of "FUCK YOU _____" or sometimes something personal about a player. If the 49ers fans had any balls they'd make a chant referencing Ray Lewis murdering a guy and taking steroids.
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>>31481165
I'm kinda annoyed I pute £10 on Ravens and was going to put the £10 free bet you get with paddy power on Baltimore first TD but I changed it to Gore first TD
>>
>>31481676
business
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>>31481676
The job market
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ooo santi carzola

I swear im hearing that chant
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>>31481676
Ice skating
>>
>We can hear the ref

What is this black magic and why dont we have this in soccer
>>
LGTSS
>Colin KaeperniChoke
>>
BASED RAVENS
>>
>>31481676
soccer
>>
did that ref just say "unnecessary roughness"?
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>>31481712
Such a joke.
How can a game claim to be tough with such a rule?
>>
>>31481496
>Swansea will have more trophies than Arsenal in the last 7 years soon
>>
>mic'd refs
I watch the superb owl every year on /sp/ and I get surprised by this shit every year
>>
So are the Niners going to get relegated to the Doritos Championship?
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>>31481599
Nope

You can see how many timeouts they have left on the score graphic by the way, the yellow lines above the team names indicate the 3 timeouts each have
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>>31481647
B-BUT MUH potential
>>
why is Rio Ferdinand the ref?
>>
>Watching handegg

Sure is wannabe Amerifats ITT.
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>>31481637
They used to do that a hundred years ago, but it was made specifically illegal because people got fucking killed doing that shit. Granted that was back
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>>31481676
Ultimate frisbee
Frisbee golf
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>>31481734

lol no one plays hockey

no one cares about that shit
>>
anyone got a good stream?
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>>31481676
jew bendover
>>
all this chimpout

also

>$)ers
>>
swingbat
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Hey Americans, what is the general opinion on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? I might follow them in the next season.


Are they a hated/faggy team?
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If Darts isn't a sport, then this should not be either.

What number is the murderer?
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go to bed ferdi
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can the players see that yellow line on the field, or is that just for the TV viewers?
>>
So, any chance of a comeback now?
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>BBC Advertising Jeep
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>>31481676
Lacrosse
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>>31481774
I'm hearing
>ARSENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL, ARSENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
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>>31481823
BIG BLACK COCK
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Shocking display

Absolutely no excuse for that


Pretend I posted that at an appropriate time as I'm not capable of recognising when that is.
>>
JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP JEEP
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>>31481647
haahha this wont actually happen will it
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>>31481823
Watch the ran.de one w/o commentary.
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>>31481823
http://www.ran.de/de/us-sport/video/livestream-super-bowl-2013-san-francisco-49ers-baltimore-ravens-new-orleans-ran.html

not good but better than constant gay porn
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>>31481599

All those stops, and they also have timeouts? wtf is this shitty game...
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>>31481821
America TOP 5 FUCK YEAH. SUCK MY DICK, CANADA. USA will win 2014.
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>Unnecessary roughness
>That voice
>>
Seriously though m8s this thead is gonna crash me

make a new one imo
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>>31481866

Niners were down by 17 against the Falcons 2 weeks ago and came back and won. It's not nearly over.
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>>31481856
DO IT
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>>31481793
They do it in Rugby League, pretty sure same for Union. They are in the Prem, it just isn't aired.
>>
FILE:///
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>>31481856
They probably have the smallest fan base in the NFL besides maybe Jacksonville
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>>31481865
only tv brah
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>>31481811

NFL/EPL Player Exchange. United are getting Ray Lewis at CB.
>>
GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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football needs cheerleaders sometimes
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>>31481915
Shut the fuck up COM. :)
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Why don't NFL fans chant during matches?
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Wait.

I thought Pepsi was sponsoring the Halftime, now Jeep is? How am I going to keep track of all these products I need to buy?
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>>31481821
Plenty of people in the northern US play hockey.
>>
>Jeep halftime report
Is fucking everything sponsored
what's next
>gatorade halftime piss
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>>31481933
Bradford are dogshit m8.

Da Swans will tear them to bits.
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>>31481676

Competitive Eating
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>>31481266
>he hasn't ever seen a cravendale advert
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>>31481966
Just buy them all to be safe.
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>>31481966
I have post-its I write them down on
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>>31481856
They're mostly irrelevant. They're like the Wigan of American football.
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>>31481952
what does this mean
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>>31481933
>BRADFORD WILL HAVE MORE TROPHIES THAN ARSENAL HAVE HAD IN 7 YEARS

OH GOD NO
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>>31481772
>>31481772
>>31481772
>>
BUY ALL OF THESE PRODUCTS
>>
>>31481966

Great film.
>>
KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG KAPERNIG
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>>31481933
>Bradford will have more trophies than Arsenal in the last 7 years soon
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>>31481865
just for tv. there's some pretty advanced technology involved to make it look like it's really on the field
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so much fucking heart by baltimore
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>>31482007
>yfw being fat is a disadvantage in Competitive eating
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"Jeep halftime report"
>Having an advert for halftime.
>Ameriads.
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>>31481962
>implying there are beautiful women that isn't Maisie Williams in ingurland
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>>31482022
Wouldn't that be the Browns?
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>>31482007
I can see the spectre of death.
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>>31481966

I think Pepsi are sponsoring the half-time show. The actual half-time is sponsored by Jeep.

Important distinctions m8.
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>>31482007
nah they all do that
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>>31481856
they're GOAT m8

jump in
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>>31482007
>He doesn't know about the belt of fat
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>>31481883
I doubt it, but it actually could if he throws a couple more interceptions
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Hasn't this happened for the last two 49ers gamees?>

They get blown the fuck out and then make a comeback?
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>>31481772
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>>31481964
Because the "fans" in the stadiums are casual as fuck.
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The fuck's the red zone?
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>>31480488
No way brother, I'm watching the whole thing
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is ray lewis the guy who killed his dog? or am i thinking of someone else?
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I only post on 4chan during the breaks.

Half of the posts in this thread are mine.
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>>31482007
No, that's skinny Asian kids.
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PUT IN ALEX SMITH
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> flag is a bean bag
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are the flags that the refs throw sponsored? seems like wasted advertising space if not
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>>31481776
Microphones
>>31481856
Bucs aren't hated really
>>31481865
The players on the field judge first downs by the chains on the sidelines. (the big orange markers)
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>>31481865
This is impressively retarded.

That's like asking if the players can see their names suddenly floating above them when they do a profile on them.
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>>31482071

>"Barclay's" premier league
>adverts on jersies
>yurop
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>>31482139
that was Michael Vick, Ray Lewis is still a murderer though
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>>31482125
20 yards away from endzone.
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Anyone got a stream so we Brits can watch the main event which is the adverts
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Why hasn't the Sniper started shooting people for non-clapping violations yet?
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>>31482058
Did you see the teams they played?

The magic of the cup only goes so far, Swansea won't be so complacent.

Also, check out their league form.
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>>31482028
>mfw either Bradford or Swans will have more trophies than Arselel in 7 years
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>>31482125

when you finger a girl on her period
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>>31482106
Yes. /sp/ is just being retarded again.
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Are there any Asian handegg players?
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>>31482125

It's where I stick my dick yer mam
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>>31482139
No, that's Michael Vick.

Ray Lewis killed a person.
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the game is over the little faggit running back blue it for the Forty Niners if I was Patrick Willis I would beat his ass at halftime
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OH FUCK THAT WAS CLOSE
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>>31482125

the area 20 yrds from each endzone
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>>31482024
Getting completely destroyed
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>>31482125
The area between the 20 yard line and the endzone.
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is flacco being elite a joke then
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>>31482209
top lel
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>get paid 5 million a year
>drop the fucking egg when someone tosses it straight at you from 10 meters
MUH SPORTS
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This is the worst Owl in a long time.

So dull.
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>>31482162
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>>31482162
by yellowbook, hence the color
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Do they show the adverts in the stadium or not? If I'd paid hundreds of dollars I sure as fuck wouldn't want to be told how to spend the rest of my money.
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>>31482125
The area of the pitch where Ray Lewis hides his suits
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>>31481898
Finding a stream with scat must be very difficult
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>flacco's teeth

Is Flacco British?
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>>31482181

They can't?
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>>31482213
B-but dogs are people too ;_;
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>>31482240
Yes
>>
Whats a dragon?
>>
>>31482211
Shinji Niggawa
>>
Say what you want about adverts, but the jerseys are clean - unlike another sport
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THAT FAKE
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FAIL
>>
FAKE
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IT WAS A FAKE AND IT DIDN'T WORK
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>>31482120
>>31482120
Who gets tickets for the Owl? In the British equivalents, a large percentage goes specifically to the fans of each competing team - do you do that?
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>>31481865
you're asking if the players can see the virtual lines generated on the tv broadcast
surprisingly, they can't
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>>31482127
Where you at in Cyprus?
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DAT FAKE LOL
>>
>Short of the first
God dammit, that would have been an amazing play.
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>>31482183
>much less intrusive than adverts every two minutes
>murrika
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Do the best adverts/ performances happen at HT?

I'm tired/bored and want to go to sleep soon.

Legit question.
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No wonder he did the Catholic cross before the fake.
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DAT FAKE

MY SIDES HAVE LEFT NOLA
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
>>
THE FUCK WAS THAT?
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why the fuck did they try that?

if it was 4th and 3 maybe

but 4th and 9?

really?
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>HAVING THAT MANY BALLS

ahaha
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>>31482075
No the Browns are openly depressing whereas the Bucs like Wigan are kind of just there.

The Browns are like Aston Villa this year if this was what had happened to Aston Villa every year since 1962.
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OH SHIT THOSE SNEAKY NIGGERS

They are laughing at the 49ers faces now with those kind of plays
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>>31482366
Fake Field Goal
>>
Ed Dickson completely fucked that up
>>
>going for it
>failing
>Ratbirds
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>>31482279
A very deep pass.
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>>31482289
Rugby?
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>
>False enthusiasm
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>>31482211
Apparently there's an Indian league.
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lol why didnt he kick it

sneaky cunt
>>
Wow, that was fucking stupid.
>>
how does handegg work.

are the baltimore players actually from baltimore or are they from all around the states?
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OH SHIT, IT'S THE "RACIST JAMAICAN" COMERRCIAL
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>>31482309

Tickets go to whoever buy them
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I guess that's why kickers only kick, blockers only block etc.

No all-rounders whatsoever....
>>
the 6yd line, brought to you by doritos
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I still dont understand this shitty sport
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only 3 minutes left til half time?

how the fuck is this going to take 5 hours?

it'll be finished in an hour or so
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>>31482200
Clapping requirements are suspended during the SB, as most of the people in attendance are just corporate bigwigs who don't give a fuck about either team.
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Why am I getting the same adverts over and over?
Is this meant to happen?
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>>31481676
Mostly baseball and hockey. Although Hockey has a lot of non-american whites (canadians, ruskies, swedes, etc.).

Baseball has a lot of latino players but a good majority are white. Especially pitchers for some reason.
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>people claim this shit will take four hours cause its the SB
>nearly second half
>just over an hour in

I might actually not have to call in sick tomorrow
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German Carmakes make the best commercials
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>>31482309
No most of them go to corporations and media and people that pay huge amounts of money. Its insanely expensive to go to the owl.
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>>31482393
The Randy Lerner effect
>>
If some fucker where I worked spent Monday morning talking in a Jamaican accent trying to cheer everybody up, he'd probably get hit.
>>
RESPECT BOSS MON
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Do the BBC show the halftime show?
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MINNESOTA GOAT MINNESOTA GOAT MINNESOTA GOAT MINNESOTA GOAT MINNESOTA GOAT MINNESOTA GOAT MINNESOTA GOAT MINNESOTA GOAT MINNESOTA GOAT MINNESOTA GOAT MINNESOTA GOAT MINNESOTA GOAT MINNESOTA GOAT MINNESOTA GOAT MINNESOTA GOAT MINNESOTA GOAT MINNESOTA GOAT MINNESOTA GOAT MINNESOTA GOAT MINNESOTA GOAT MINNESOTA GOAT MINNESOTA GOAT MINNESOTA GOAT MINNESOTA GOAT
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Camera man got fucked up
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ok that was nice :3
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>>31482257

Must be, is the only white in the field...
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>>31482474
Doritos, brought to you by Gatorade
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>German ad with Daft Punk
Good God.
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>>31481964
at home games, many fans do. On a neutral field, the Owl is largely corporate, with no natural rooting interest.
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>>31482289

That's because the teams themselves are the soulless corporations. They move to different cities to get more money.
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>>31482477
All you have to do is get the ball to the other end in 4 attempts its easy as fuck. if you get far enough your 4 attempts get revived
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>>31482503

half time is 30 mins
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>>31482477
What don't you understand m8? I'll help you out.
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Why don't they sponsor the numbers on the pitch?

Coca-Cola Presents: 20
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>>31482446

are ManU players all from Manchester? Are Arsenal players all from London? etc.
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> Who want to come with I?
Haha, good one VW
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>>31482513
Fun Fact: It's actually cheaper to go to the Bowl when you're not American
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>>31482125
For a little more information, its 20 yards because that is the sort of area where the game changes and becomes more compact, its also the area where touchdowns can happen on plays that aren't extraordinary. Sort of like when a team passes it around the 18 yard line in your football
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>>31482485
don't underestimate the length of half time
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Do they really have to underline that 'German' so much?
Feels odd man.
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>>31482503

The last quarter is longer for some reason
>>
mmmmm I fucking love Beyoncé <3
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>>31482309
A ton of them go to businesses and shit, the rest are fucking expensive. I don't think any are set aside for fans of either team

>>31482437
based EFLI
>not bandwagoning da warh awks

>>31482565
NCAA is less specialized because it's a lower level of skill

Once you get to the NFL level, the skill barrier is so high you can usually only play one position
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>>31482535
you know it
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>>31482477
Ask any question, everyone in this thread is willing to help.
>>
If this is the 47th superbowl, what did they d o48 years ago instead?
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>based samantha gordon
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Safety pls
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>>31482597
its funny because in England, players are sponsored by different companies
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>>31482641
Teams drag it out with timeouts.
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>>31482289

If you have the choice between 2/3rds of the game being ads or having a logo on the players chests which would you choose?
>>
>Football
>So easy girls can beat the boys
Nice sport you got there, Amerisissies
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>>31482586

Put even more simply
>you gots four attempts to get da ball to da orun line
>you dun get to orunj line, oda team gets it

Come on, there's a reason niggers love this game. It's not that hard to understand.
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>>31482601
YE LOL XD. I mean, Are Athletic Bilbao players all from the area around Bilbao?
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>>31482446
Good highschool players go to play for University teams. University athletics make up most the the amateur sports in this country. Good university players go on to play in the NFL for whatever team picks them in the Draft. Location has nothing to do with it.
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>averages eight yards a carry
>exceptional

People pay to watch this shit?
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>>31482588

Oh thats nice, Mcdonalds closes at 2 here
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>>31482695
Put adverts on their guns.
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Why are there so many fucking people along the sidelines?
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wow i doubt even barcelona could score 14 goals in a game
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>>31482597

The ball should also be a PEPSI bottle and they drink the bottle every touchdown.
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>>31482695
Before that it was just the NFL Championship then they merged with the AFL and changed the name.
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>>31482734
No
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I want a half-time Beyonce nip-slip.
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All set to be the worst Bowl ever.

15 minutes of Ray Lewis crying while everyone tells us he's Jesus will confirm it.
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KAPAERSHIT
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>mfw watching this after watching six nations
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>>31482721
>Sweden
>talking about gender

Anyway, they are kids, you probably can't tackle in that league
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Might as well ask this here:

Do any Americans know what the fuck Randy Lerner's up to? He sold the Browns yet he seems to have completely lost interest in Villa as well.
>>
SHOOT HIM
SHOOOT HIM
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>>31482641
hahaha what the fuck?
>>
Holy mackerel that was close
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SO CLOSE!
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>>31482777
fund it
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>>31482734
The Basque area, which includes a part of France.
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>>31482775

Challenge accepted.
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>>31482805
>tfw missed six nations

ITALIA
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>>31482695
NFL Championships, when they united with the AFL, they made the SuperBowl.
>>
Holy fuck, a third turnover in a row would have been fucking hilarious
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>>31482485
Half-time show will be long as fuck. And it will be a waste of your time
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>>31482794

I want a penis to slip up her ass
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>>31482127
>based cyprus
how you doing friend?
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I wonder what Samantha Gordon's sweaty feet smell like
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>>31482805

That last minute of the France-Italy game.
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Why do they keep interrupting these commercials with those random snippets of fat blokes bumping into each other?
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>>31482860
Nope.
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$)ers just bending over, really
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Does Ray Lewis have a bionic arm?
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>>31482715
>mfw I sponsor the socks of a Rochdale player
>am not a Rochdale fan
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>>31482831
There's lots of time wasting and preparation.
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>>31482817
Anyone would lose interest in that shit team.
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Best thing about American football is the way they all celebrate after making a 10 yard pass. Joe Allen would be raving all night long..
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>>31482535
yes
>>
inb4 fake punt
>>
Can someone please explain how does the scoring works

I'm confused
>>
the sandy hook shooting choir (SPONSORED BY KFC) will now sing the pepsi national anthem
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>>31482903
It's his murdering arm
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>running the ball at 3 & 10

oh wow, they obviously don't want to win
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>>31482831
obviously he knows it's not I think he means it drags on due to timeouts and other nonsense
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>>31482446

The worst teams get to draft the best players, and there is a huge random element to it. Players almost never end up in the city they were born.
>>
i dont understand football halp pls
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GOT BLES GOKA GOLA! AMERIGAN DREAM IS DOMINATE
>>
Anyone excited for the gun massacre finale?
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>>31482903
Heem Cyborg
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>>31482341
pls respond.

Is there any point of me watching further than after HT if all i want to see are the adverts and shit?
>>
how long is the halftime show
>>
what do the players do when the ads are on
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>>31482933
lel
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>>31482897
le upboat
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>>31482817
Depression. He realised he owned Villa. Lost interest in the things he loves, like the Browns.
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>>31482695
There were two different leagues, NFL and AFL. They merged and became the NFC and AFC, in the new league (also called NFL).

>>31482924
Touchdown = 6, extra point = 1
Field goal = 3
that's the basics
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Ok im too tired, night /sp/
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>>31482831

It is also the most exciting, so it's ok
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>>31482860
Yes, the Philadelphia Eagles won in 1948, 1949, and 1960
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>>31482817
It's Lambshit m8. McLeish would keep you up again.
>>
la ligafag here
I prefer to see before a reading vs. charlton to this shit
>>
What's with this Coke commercial? It's like Mad Max meets Lady Gaga.
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>>31482974
>>31482974
eat mcdonalds
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>>31482965

2 hours.
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>>31482315
Paralimni, near Napa.
Ever been?
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>>31482903
Sorta.

Its infused with steel and deer hormones.
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>>31482910
lel
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>>31482903
Its like Dr Strangelove, it randomly tries to murder people so he's had to tape it down.
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>>31482961
no the adverts are not at HT, only Beyonce
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>>31482933

KRIEGER!
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Crossing my fingers for da Ravens, simply because I've been rewatching The Wire for the past week and get the impression the good folk of Baltimore, Maryland could do with something to cheer about, since it's such a bloody shithole.

also;
>dis ameriburger commentary
>not realising it was being shown on the beeb until 10 minutes ago
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>>31482992
Night, watch the highlights tomorrow morning. Have beautiful dreams.
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>>31482458
Troy Brown was the last player to regularly play multiple positions.

But yeah, NFL is more about intense specialization than versatility.
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>tfw $ers fan
>tfw put bet on Ravens to win

Not sure how to feel right now
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>>31482992
Stay m8, it's going to get better
>>
>girl steals mans hard work
>she gets bitchy when guy gets to go to lunch and she has to work
WOMEN
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>>31482965

2 hours, its a complete Beyonce concert
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>>31482903

Thats his shooting arm.
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>>31482992
good night, youre one of the few good trips
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>>31483007
>implying Reading hasn't been fun as fuck to watch

DEM COMEBACKS
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>>31483007
good on you lad
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>>31483016
Yeah, my Dad is from Paralimni. Grandmother is from Agios Theodoros
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>>31482924
You get 6pts for a Touchdown, with the option of kicking it the play after for one more point or running/passing it in to the endzone again for two more points.

Field Goals are worth three. Safetys (other team loses yardage in their own endzone) are worth two.
>>
>>31483044
>tfw Bodie dies
;_; why man
>>
Kaepernick's tears are delicious. Shit overrated wankstain.
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>>31483039
DANGER ZONE
>>
>Congrats Jared
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>>31482597
Back when the Championship was called the Coca~Cola Championship that was very aesthetically pleasing both audibly and visually.

Just sayin'
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>even the girl at halftime is a nigger
>>
>Subway
expensive shit
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>>31482992

hope you die in your sleep
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>>31483007
It's still a lot better than Stoke Arsenal yesterday.
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>>31482777
>>
If dubs ravens win 23 to 17
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>thats a look for our Bud Light cam
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>>31483019
Will you fuck off. This is a sports thread just fucking filter him
>>
Why didn't Ray Lewis get convicted?
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>>31483007
Its because you're looking at it from the wrong perspective. This is simply an occasion. There are millions upon millions of americans who never watch the NFL except for this game once every year. Its an excuse to throw a party and get drunk
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>using fat people to advertise the health benefits of fast food
>amerifats
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>The Bud-light cam
LEL
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>>31483031
So it's just 30 mins of B?

Does anything else happen?
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>>31482910
That's not until the third quarter (sponsored by Mountain Dew™), this is the Columbine Interpretive Dance Academy halftime show sponsored by Jacamo™
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>>31482786

wrong
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>>31483044

>yfw Cutty is actually Ray Lewis
>>
KNOCK ON
>>
So this game won't end for like 4 more hours right?
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>>31483156
Because he's rich
>>
>american soccer
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>>31483156
Couldn't prove he did it.

My theory, he hired someone.
>>
Why did they just punt it? Why not throw it up?
>>
Watch murrican stream
"And here's the view from our Bud Lite cam"
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>>31483044

Mishy gishy mishy moshi gushi wooshi motherfucker
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>>31482770
Rotational, not replacement substitution. Players can swap out on a play-by-play basis, ie, large squads.

in addition to media, corporate sponsors, and assorted other nonsense.
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>>31483156

Threatened the Judge with his murdering arm.
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>>31483195
That's "Dennis", please.
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>>31483156
he threw his bloody suit in the trash and it was never found. no evidence
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>>31483123
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>>31483015
>>31483063

>2 hours.

Fuck off. No way
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>>31483015
Wait really? two fucking hours!??! holy shit, how do the players even keep themselves from coming down energy wise
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>thinking he can compare to ELITE
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>>31483226
You don't want to risk it on 4th down, you could fuck it up and it could end up close to the endzone.
>>
Just run the god damn ball
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>>31483053

>Betting against your team

Absolutely disgusting. You're not even a man.
>>
>>31483195
is ray lewis a pedo?
>>
If I was American I'd be a big fatass too, all these adverts are subversive.
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>>31483226

Cause if they aren't successful, they turn the ball over there and then, rather than giving themselves a bit of breathing space by punting.
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>>31483226
Because if someone doesn't catch it the Ravens get to start on the 5yd line and get a free touchdown, essentially.
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>>31482596

What causes play to stop? When the guy with the ball is on the ground?
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>>31482695

The AFC and the NFC was the AFL and NFL Separate leagues. They had their own championships.
>>
>Baltimore in charge of catching the ball
>>
who else /b/ here?
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>>31483254

So he didn't murder anyone?
>>
>stop
>play three seconds
>stop

Also HT is 2 hours?!?! I thought it was 30 mins/
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>>31483254
Can someone link me to a well informed article on the matter?
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>>31483282

>Not wanting 2 hours of Beyoncé goodness

plebfaggotnigger
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>>31483015
>>31483063
u srs
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>>31483284

Tom 'GOAT' Brady

rip in peaces
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>english NFL "fans"
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>>31483329

>going to /b/
>ever
>>
FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT pls
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>>31482988
>>31483089

How does someone score a fireld goal? I've never seen one.
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Why doesnt the nigger with the long hair ever catch anything?
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>>31483333

it happens!
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>>31483226
If you punt the ball, the other team gets it where they return it

if you don't punt and fail the 4th down, the other team gets it right at that spot

you gain field position by punting. Other team is further from the endzone
>>
Still not seen any big tackles yet to justify all these pads, this is pretty much pussy rugby for people with chronic emphysema

>MUH HITZ
>>
>esta noche
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>>31483329
We don't take kindly to your types around here.
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>>31483339
They gotta set it all up first
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>>31483225
Not that they couldn't he just ratted out his friends in a plea bargain and used some star power.

Anyone else that got in a fight with a guy who then is found dead in an alley stabbed by a knife similar to one that had been recently purchased and his blood is found all over the place would get convicted in a minute.
>>
>>31483321
The play could stop with:
An incomplete pass
Player down(tackled down, touched while knee or elbow on ground, or run out of bounds)
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>>31483351
>not watching the amazing commercials
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>>31483321
That, or if a forward pass isn't caught. Or if the guy carrying the ball goes out of bounds.
>>
fucking disgusting old people
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>>31483441
spanish
>>
>2 hours
u are avin a giggle m8?
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>>31483329
Not since 2006, but sure, why not.
>>
>>31483441
Spanish
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>>31483088
Oh that's cool, you comin this summer?
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>>31483181
Think we got Autism m9. Though your a chronic tribbler aren't you so you probably already knew.
>>
Supebowl story tiem.
>>
Who /bigsam/ here?
>>
>>31483321

Murricans run out of breath after 3 seconds of physical activity, so they pause for more commercials.
>>
>>31483405
Throw him a Bargain Bucket and we'll see who can't catch.
>>
Is it half-time yet?
>>
>>31483452
Good goyim
>>
>ads in spanish
>amerispics
>>
>tfw 2001 is nostaligic now
>>
>>31483452
>replying to that post
>>
What id there are not enough Time outs to show all the ads?
>>
>>31483333
>3333
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>>31483321
Or if the burritos are ready.
>>
>Franchise history

You don't help yourselves America
>>
>that terrible Davey AttenGOAT imitation
>>
>>31483438
Like when Gerald beat the fuck out of that DJ.
>>
>chorgers
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>>31483401
you get within 60 yards of the opponent goal and kick it between the posts, a bit like a conversion in rugby
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>>31483418

With the pads, they can mentally allow themselves to hit harder. It's not just about the actual contact.
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>>31483468
old men
>>
>AMERICAN SHERLOCK
>>
Who /sleepy/ here?
>>
>>31483560
Ray Lewis gets his murdering arm out
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>>31483414


>people thinking all american sports aren't scripted like WWE.
>>
>Elementary
I'm sorry, on behalf of my country, to the rest of the world.
>>
>old people in charge of not causing shit
>>
WE BEYONCE SOON
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>>31483372
>Implying /b/ wasn't what brought you to 4chan
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>>31483172
Usa need more spanish football
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>>31483401
It's where you kick it through the yellow goalposts on a particular down (kicking it through them after a TD is only a point after, not a field goal). SF kicked one earlier.
>>
>American Sherlock

that does it, America
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>tfw when you have your TV Lisense test tomorrow and you should be revising.
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>>31483560
Refs call a TV timeout.
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>>31483625
I took a Super Bowl prep nap
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>>31483660
It was better then
>being on /b/ after 2010
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>>31483634
>people thinking Fergie doesn't call the decisions in the EPL
>>
THAT FUCKING DRAGON
>>
GOAAAALLLLLL
>>
>>31483606

Why contain it?
>>
>>31483525
While you are wrong about why play is stopped, you're right most of these guys are not physically fit for stamina, simply speed and agility
>>
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>31483660
I came to other boards before landing on /sp/. I never once used /b/

JACOBY JONES
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DAT PLAY
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ELITE!
>>
DAT TOUCHDOWN
>>
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTER
>>
HOLY SHIT
>>
DAT DRAGON
>>
TOUCHDOWN
DRAGON
ELITE
ELITE
ELIIIIIIIIIIIIITE
>>
>>31483625
yes
but i want beyonce, i hope she's sexy i need to blow a load
>>
WHAT A BLOOTER
>>
JONES 3-0
>>
The 49ers secondary is so bad
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH

GET FUCKED DOLLARS!
>>
Spam of ELITE incoming
>>
>>31483697
i lel'd
>>
JEEEYYYZZUUUSS!!!!
>>
Is this the end?
>>
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAT FUCKING PLAY
>>
>That Jones TD dance
>>
HOLY SHIT
>>
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME
>>
WHY DO PEOPLE QUESTION IF FLACCO IS ELITE
>>
BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT
>>
Ravens got the result already.
>>
I'm excited for the NFL to put a ring on Flacco tonight
>>
>Ameridefences
>>
NINERS IN CHARGE OF DEFENDING
>>
Holy shit that was great
>>
>49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers >49ers
>>
WOOOOOO
>>
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>31483658

inb4 PSY gangam style
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I'm now a believer is Flacco.
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>>31483698
I'm sure some people here think this is a joke.

It isn't.
>>
>>31483684
Ever see the American version of the IT Crowd? Dear God.
>>
>>31483718
2006 you mean.

You fucking newfag.
>>
ELITE DRAGON
ELITE DRAGON
ELITE DRAGON
ELITE DRAGON
ELITE DRAGON
ELITE DRAGON
>>
>>31483514
Not with the family, maybe with my mates. I've been told i can stay at an uncles just out side of Agia napa. But i normally go most years
>>
DAT DRAAAAGON

DAT JONES HUSTLE

OH MY GOD ITS FULL OF STARS

>49ERS >49ERS >49ERS

STICK A FORK IN EM

HOLY MOLY
>>
Wow. Why is the other team so shit?
>>
>>31483625
I'm /derunk//
>>
HOLY FUCK THAT FUCKING DRAGON
>>
WHY CAN'T HANDEGG BE LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME????!!
>>
FUCKING YES RAVENS,

7 NATIONS ARMY CHANTING
>>
>>31483697

>tfw the snow melted the day before the snow inspector visited

thank you based god
>>
beyonce now ?
>>
>>31483625

I'm all tucked away inside a big blanket. :3
>>
>>31483908
You mean The Big Bang Theory?
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>Don't worry bro, 49ers is a sure thing
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SO FUCKING ELITE
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nice one jones

they're doing the darts chant
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HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

IS SF THE WORST TEAM OF ALL TIME IN THE OWL?
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>>31483528

lel
>>
OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE OHH ROBIN VAN PERSIE
>>
ELITE
9ERS GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT FUCK KEAPERSHIT FUCK JIM HARBAUGH
>>
OHH, ROBIN VAN PERSIE!
>>
>GAYCITY NUMBERS
>>
>>31483977
This has been the Ravens for the last two months.
>>
THAT WAS AMAZING
PLAY OF THE OWL IT CANT BE MATCHED
I HAVE SUCH A BONER RIGHT NOW
>>
>dat shimmy

colour me impressed
>>
Isn't this $(ers D meant to be good?
>>
>Handegg
>Exciting

This shit is over before halftime jesus fuck.
>>
i have no idea what just happened
>>
The trophy looks shit
>>
>fartyniners
>>
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>>
>implying the 49ers didn't come back from a result like this in the last game
>>
It's official.

>JOE THE DRAGONBORN FLAGGOAT
>Colin Chokernig
>BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>
>>31483980
FLACCO FOUND A WAY
>>
Game over at half-time.

Worst bowl in years.
>>
What does 'Dragon' mean?
>>
FUS

RO

DAH
>>
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>>31483015
2 HOURS!
TWO FUCKING HOURS
>2
>HOURS

ARE YOU FUCKING FUCKING ME!?

FUCK
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>>31483347
Wikipedia
http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/redskins/mike-wise-ray-lewis-will-end-storied-career-in-super-bowl-2013-and-yet-i-cant-root-for-him/2013/02/02/4c046516-6d92-11e2-ada0-5ca5fa7ebe79_story.html

>>31483401
Kick it through the uprights. pic related

>>31483634
>implying I don't know this game is fixed
Why do you think Ravens are winning right now?
>MUH RAY LEWIS RETIREMENT TOUR
>>
How much PEDs are the ravens on exactly?
>>
aren't these meant to be the two best teams

why are the red team so shit
>>
Jesus.

Is it over as a contest then?
>>
>Ameriads
Holy shit its true
good touchdown anyway
>>
I don't really watch football but I asked my dad if Joe Flacco was elite and he claimed he wasn't.
>>
>>31483942
Sigh and I thought this would be a good superb owl for once.

Commercials are shit.
game is shit
fuck this, imma play some vidya until the based radio call-in threads begin
>>
>>31484105

>17-0
>Seahawks
>>
their shoes touched, does that not count?
>>
>>31484125
A very deep/long pass
>>
>>31484082
Just like the 2005 CL final
>>
Think about this. The Giants didn't make the playoffs, how much better would this be with ELIte Manning and Joe "Elite" Flacco playing each other instead
>>
Well, that was an awesome play but it's too condensed, feel me?
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr-buV4tYOA
>>
>>31484084
Jacoby Jones was in man-to-man coverage with Chris Culliver of San Francisco. Flacco saw it, knew he was faster than Culliver, threw it to him, caught, rolled on his knees, no one touched him so he wasn't down, he goes in to endzone. TOUCHDOWN
>>
Wait how long is Half Time?
>>
>>31484165
More or less.

If the 49ers come back it'd be one of the greatest games in playoff history.
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GO RAVENS!
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>>31484211
Cheers, bro.
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>why are there so many interruptions
>why are there so many commercials
>>
>>31483467
>>31483446

Cheers for that m8s
>>
>>31483684

We got your version on netflix. It was bretty gud.
>>
>>31484210
It only counts if the balls touch
>>
I'm enjoying the fuck out of this. Fuck you haters.
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>Crowd now singing like its a fucking world cup game
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>>31484125

Really long throw
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>>31484203
>>Seahawks
>>
OOOOOOOOOOOH ROBIN VAN PERSIE
>>
>>31484217

>Implying an exciting comeback like that can happen in such a boring sport which stops and starts every 5 seconds
>>
What happened to Kammy?
>>
>>31484266

Activate Joe Montana.
>>
>>31484338
>what is no huddle offense
>>
>>31484310
7 Nation Army for some reason is a big thing to sing for Ravens fans.
>>
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBY ZAMORRRRA
>>
Just popped in to question the gay-ass dancing when you score
>>
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>>
>>31484265
for the super bowl,even longer than you'd think
>>
moot sent me here. I know nothing about football, and couldn't care less about American patriotism.

Any reason I should watch this?
>>
>>31484293

Last episode wasn't great
>>
Would Rory Delap be a GOAT QB?
>>
alright
who made bets
>>
>>31484125

It's a very long pass that results in a touchdown, just like that one that was just scored.

But I believe the meaning has become skewed a little bit, just like sometimes people will call a goal a blooter when it was a soft hit.
>>
>Ref messing up directions
>>
>>31484125
When you see a dragon, you'll know it in your heart.
>>
jacobi jones is one fast colored
>>
>>31484417
If you want to learn about the sport, watch and talk to us. If you have no interest, then I wouldn't recommend, bro.
>>
>>31484379
>49ers
>No Huddle offense
If only.
>>
PERTHONAL PHOUL
>>
>>31484417

Beyonce
Wardrobe Malfunction
>>
>>31484154
single-elimination tournament

>>31484202
>Commercials are shit.
feels bad man

>>31484396
it's like writing things on your undershirt in soccer

>>31484417
no
>>
>>31484423

Really? I thought it was good. Good show.
>>
>>31484154

They're the best team of their respective conferences. Sometimes it can be pretty lop-sided.
>>
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH SANTI CAZOOOOORRRRLAAAAAAA
>>
They should hold a Super Bowl in London.
>>
Why is there commercials every minute?
>>
>>31484417
Nope, leave.
>>
>21-3
>>
>>31484417

No. Been a terrible game and now it's finished as a contest.
>>
>>31484501
The way they are playing, they might have to.
>>
>>31484287
it's not a sport you can play continuously.
>>
>yfw this drive ends in another turnover
>Kaepernick hangs himself during halftime
>>
is falco americas answer to messi?
>>
The final should have been Packers vs Ravens
>>
>>31484343
I got bored shitless of doing them.
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Who /v/ here?
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>>31484472
you must the happiest person in the world m8
>>
Kap might as well throw dragons if he even hopes to make a comeback.
>>
TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES
>>
REFBALL
>>
He was touched
>>
Still can't believe it's 2 hours. I'm sure it wasn't that long when I stayed up to watch The Who a few years ago.

If that bitch doesn't sing crazy in love I-I-I'll....

I'll write a stern letter of complaint to the BBC
>>
>>31483915
This.

Who the fuck even bothered after the Habbo shit?
>>
>>31484549
because 400 millions americans are watching this shit
>>
>>31484549
this is murika
FREEEDUMM
>>
>>31484154
The 49ers match up poorly so far. Football is more strategic and position players who aren't very good like Culliver are going to get exploited
>>
Not long to based Beyonce.
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>>31484591
right here
>>
>>31484591
Me
Xbox master race
>>
>dat refball

ty based refs
>>
Awesome pass 49ers. Gotta get a touchdown for this to be a contest.
>>
>>31484591

DmC was a good game
>>
>>31484591
/vg/ here :3
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>>31484577
>>
Any britfags still up, or is everyone else sleeping because they have school/uni/college/>work?
>>
>9ers are in the red zone
>cut to commercials

My god, these fucking ads...
>>
HE THROWS TO THE FRONT
HE RUNS TO THE BACK
THAT BOY JOE FLACCO
MAKES SAN FRAN LOOK WACK
>>
>>31483915
>tfw missed golden age of /b/
I arrived in 2007 and left in 2010
>>
who /hm/ here
>>
KAEPERGOAT
>>
>>31484653

>mfw I haven't listened to any Beyonce tracks in a while

IT'S ABOUT TIME

#QUEENBEY
>>
>>31484591
x2
>>
INB$ fake field goal from %)ers
>>
>>31484629
I don't know why the fuck I came back after /b/ day to be honest.
>>
>>31484628
its not 2 hours u idiot
>>
>>31484635
That's impressive considering there are 300 million Americans.
>>
HEY I JUST MET YOU
>>
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>>31484591
>>
Who here is new to /sp/?
>>
Will 49'ers finally get into the game now?
>>
>>31484628

It's 30mins m9
>>
Can someone explain to me why the Ravens guy could get up and continue the play and get the TD but right now the 49ers guy fell and the play was over?
>>
Was tired as fuck, but just had a packet of Frazzles and some Bourbon biscuits and I feel awake again.

Maybe this is why they're always advertising shit food..
>>
https://twitter.com/search/realtime?q=superb+owl

https://twitter.com/search/realtime?q=superb+owl

https://twitter.com/search/realtime?q=superb+owl

https://twitter.com/search/realtime?q=superb+owl

https://twitter.com/search/realtime?q=superb+owl

https://twitter.com/search/realtime?q=superb+owl
>>
>>31484591
Virgin.
>>
about 7 of my friends just sent me texts saying "hahahahahahahha"

>fuck
>>
>People thinking the game is over already

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHkABO0VwCg
>>
>>31484549
because there are timeouts like every other major play, so it's an excuse to slip in a commercial in between plays.
>>
>mfw Is flacco elite? is on the winter cup roster for /sp/
2nd cup incoming
>>
>>31484701
I'm up.

Then again I'm an American ex-pat so this watching sports until 5 am thing isn't new for me.
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>>31484701

I'm a NEET for one more day so I'm staying up
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>>31484708
You dont leave /b/
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>>31484773
The Ravens' player, Jacoby Jones was not touched. The same cannot be said for San Francisco
>>
>>31484773
He wasn't touched.
>>
>>31484747

Well consider me told
>>
I can't wait til HT just to make my GOAT burgers.
>>
>>31483923
Napa's gonna be off the hook this year
>>
>>31484773

If you fall down and a player from the opposing team touches you, you're considered down at that spot.

No one touched Jones.
>>
>>31484423

Agreed. I liked the rest but the last one lost my interest and I think I actually turned it off in the middle.
>>
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who /r9k/ here?
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>>31484773
Ravens guy wasn't touched, but someone got a hand on the SAn Francisco guy
>>
>>31484788
reported
>>
>>31484747
Seems about right.
>>
spread this Ravens team out give koppernick the option to run game over
>>
how do they keep painting these fucking lines on the pitch??
>>
>>31484747
>tfw you have fapped to sex noises like that before.
>>
>>31484748

I only come here for WC and EC Soccer, and the Olympics
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Who /wooo/ here?
>>
>>31484154
They're notoriously slow starters.

They started out shitty like this the last two games too, but ultimately won.
>>
>>31484811

That's college football, in the NFL you have to be touched while your knees are down.
>>
WHY DON'T THEY JUST PLAY RUGBY WHICH IS FAR MORE ENTERTAINING???
>>
>>31484773
he has to be touched when hes on the ground. thats technically a "tackle." when he was on the ground they did not touch him when he hit the ground.
>>
>>31484701
I have work tomorrow.

But fuck it.
>>
>>31484739
they can't count illegal immigrants
>>
>>31484678
u r 1 cheeky kunt m8 i swear
>>
>>31484701

Got the day off uni tomorrow. Feels great.
>>
>>31483915
Fuck you, I've been here since 2012

I'm no fucking newfag
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ausfags can into yuro thread?

first time watching nfl here

shit is weird and slow

kind of cool though
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>>31484829
I most definitely have, now a /sp/artan 4 lyf nigga
(thank god for WC 2010 so I found this place)
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>>31484747
>Inter kit on the wall
FUCKING ALPHA
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Who /mu/, /tv/ and /sp/ here?
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>>31484886

sup /woo/
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>>31484883
I used to fap to hot female neighbour's sex noises in student flat
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who /s[spoiler][/spoiler]cv/ here? :3
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>>31484701
I've got uni in the morning, but who goes to bed before three anyway? Weirdos, that's who.
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>>31484876

Mexicans.
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LEL

>that awful decision
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>>31484886
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>>31484655
Ignoring the /v/ thing.

The original image is supposed to be about fighting stereotypes. But the first one isn't a stereotype. If you don't want to rebel you're not a real punk. You're a fucking scenester.

Can't believe I got drawn into that. I'm not 13 anymore.

Rustled the jimmies of the teenager in me.

no homo
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were the commercials a result of this game having so many breaks, or was this game literally just designed to maximise commercials
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>>31484701
First lecture at 10.
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>>31484931
"Yuro thread" is code for "not much shitposting"
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Kaepernick looks like he's panicking.
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>>31484883
britland pls

>>31484979
waffland pls
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>>31484886
Yo!
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So that was basically the worst defending of all time when they not only didn't block the pass but couldn't even TOUCH the guy when he was down
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>>31484701
Got a 11am lecture bt fck it i'm a bit drukn
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>>31484886
November
Oscar

Oscar
November
Echo
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LEL, wtf are the 49'ers doing?
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>Moot doing stuff to the site that'll slow it down despite its at its slowest it has been in a while

Good job, you fucking faggot.
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>>31484747
>that scene from Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance
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HAHA TIME FOR 2 HOURS OF BEYONCE
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/g/ here
Anyone else?
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>>31484701
8am start at uni
and another on tuesday for the dentist which is really important

>brit teeth
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>>31484979
My old neighbors were a guy and his hot girlfriend. They were into really rough sex with lots of spanking and loud noises.

I must have fapped a thousand times to them.
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>>31485048
Yes.
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WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW WE BEYONCE NOW
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are the JFBFs prophets?
>>
COMEBACK IS ON
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I swear there was 2 minutes left on the clock like 30 minutes ago. Does every handegg match move this slowly?
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>>31484865
visit sometimes
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>>31485014
Oh god that must be horrible. I thought me having one at 12 was bad because last semester my monday lecture was at 2.
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>>31485023

I know you.
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HAHA! TIME FOR BEYONCE!
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>>31485007

Television wasn't popular till about 50 years after football began to be played
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Welp, time for shitty singer. Ima eat some dinner.
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WE WARDROBE MALFUNCTION NOW
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>>31485098

>2 hours

Erm, yeah, no...
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>>31484886
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who /NEET/ here
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i wish beyonce wasnt black
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>kaepshit
well, looks like the killer-drama-queen is getting an owl
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>>31484701
First lecture at 2pm. Feels good man.
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>>31485015

Except for today
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who /corn to the core/ here?
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Dubs and Psy makes an appearance
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So it ends

Real Baltimore 3 San & Fran Albion 0.8?
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who /pol/ here
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>>31485180
I NEET.
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>>31485152
>Dinner
>1am
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>>31484958

Mah nigger
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>>31484702

The ads are the main reason I cant get into hand egg.
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>>31485137
Nigga I got uni at 9-16 tomorrow. Get on my level.
>>
Martin Johnson would smash all those ameriblobs.
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>Martin Johnson

WE RUGBY NOW
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>>31485143
:3
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Beyonces opening act sure is weird, they just keep ramming into each other mindlessly. Ugh.
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>>31485185
I wish she didn't name her kid Blue fucking Ivy.
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>>31484886
>>
HOLY SHIT MARTIN JOHNSON
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>>31485152
>shitty

suk a million dicks
>>
Went for a quick piss and came back it was 21 - 6.
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>>31485185
she's barely black
just has the big ol' booty
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>>31485248

iktf... starting at 8
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Halftime!
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>>31484829
Most of us have.
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Who /feel/ here?
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>>31485180
Yes. God bless Camerons Britain.
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>>31485208
It's still better than the American thread.
>>
APEBALL
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>>31485275
And people complain the game is too slow...
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>>31485014

unlucky 2 here but im bossing that lecture so ye
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only the americans to fuck up the grass on a midtime show
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fuck off martin johnson you fat prick
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>Moot
>Ruining /sp/
pick 2
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>>31485316
>>
lel at all those guys having uni tomorrow

>tfw break starting tomorrow
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how long is half time?
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who would be fixing this?

Not Vegas. They'll make their money one way or the other, especially if the Ravens hold on.

Conspiracies require too many people keeping their mouths shut.

We're seeing a young QB with less than a dozen starts playing in the hypest game of his life. No evidence yet that SF can score a touchdown. Maybe they should switch to Alex Smith. heh.
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>>31485283
She's dyed her skin so much. Her black hatred is almost palpable.

>Grammy's
Prepare for United Kingdomination.
>>
Time for solid 7s?
>>
I didn't realise Beyonce was still around, thought she moved on from music.

Surprised really.
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>>31485305
where do you think we are?
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It's worth mentioning that every American took the piss out of the Olympics Opening Ceremony, it's the chance for every Brit on /sp/ to get revenge when Beyonce performs.
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>>31485328
>nicaragua
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Do I cash out now? Will the 49ers catch up?
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>>31485379
2 hours
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who /wanking/ here
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Who would you rather fuck
Beyonce or Shakira?
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lel i thought this was jogi löw
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>>31485316
>>
>Britburkas worst nightmare
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>>31485388
>implying pop artists and The Black Keys aren't going to win everything.
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>Want to watch halftime
>Commercial for Smurfs on Viaplay instead

sweden pls
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do they show halftime show on bbc?
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>>31485379
normally like 10 minutes but itll be a lot longer with Beyonce's performance and stuff. Probably close to 30 min.
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>>31485406

I think she's working on a new album

>mfw
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was waiting for an ad break to go for a piss

I'm watching on the beeb

Oh well soz beyonce
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>>31485266
did you see WWE's twitter retweeted a tweet by "Chris Benoit"
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>>31485437
waiting until tommorow so i can dress up in my sisters clothes
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>>31485185

I wish swedes weren't muslim :(
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>>31485420
No chance
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>>31485439
Beyonce. Shakira is controlled by UEFAlona
>>
SCIENTOLOGY

All of my lels
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>>31485376
>being this small time

I have work at 8am, step it up sourkraut
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>>31485415
Deluded Britfags loved the fuck out of the opening ceremony

Even we know Beyonce is shit
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>scientology

>murrica
>>
>Scientology

Damn America.
>>
WORST HALF TIME SHOW EVER
>>
Scientology ad?

seriously?
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>>31485398
You're gonna need to have a lot of solid 7's. 2 hours worth of them
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>>31485420
Cash out. This has all the makings of a shitty 42-27 game.
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Come on Beyonce, I need this fap
>>
BASED MOOT
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>>31485505
No holy shit
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>>31484701
Not British, but
>tfw still two more weeks of holidays until lectures start again.
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>>31485420
nah the 49ers have lost nigga
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>>31485420
betfair mind
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>>31485560
wut
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ESPN stream
http://www.firstrow1.eu/watch/167072/1/watch-nfl-superbowl-:-baltimore-ravens-vs-san-francisco-49ers.html
>>
>mfw I've only just realised I lost my bet on 49ers winning the first half

>mfw when can't be fucked to look for a facce in my face folder
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Going sleep setting my alarm for 2:30. Better be 2 hours /sp/.
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Who /hc/ here?
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>>31485420

At least I only bet £3.00
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>>31485549
>>31485556
>>31485560

wut
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>>31485585
>fapping to beyonce
>2013

Serious hope.
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>>31485398
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>>31485560
>>31485556
>>31485549
First time I've ever seen a scientology ad for anything. Holy shit.

I didn't think they'd have the balls for it with their bad national rep.
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Who /sargon/ here?
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>>31485610

Good lad
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>>31485604
You're a lucky bastard.
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>>31485680
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FUCK BALTIMORE
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Ameribros, explain NFL kickers to me. They presumably get paid a fucking fortune, for kicking in a straight line at all times (i.e. the ball is never out to the touchline like it can be in rugby) with someone to give him the ball, someone to hold it for him, and 10 massive bastards holding off any potential tacklers. How do they get away with this? It's money for nothing.
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>>31485415
>implying we won't be laughing with you at Beyonce's shit performance. I'm just watching with the possibility of a nip slip and/or terrorist attack
>>
The Olympics were supposed to be representative of the UK though.

The SB halftime show is always terrible, because it represents the will of the closet homosexual that is NFL Comissioner Rodger Goodell
>>
HAHA TIME FOR HALFTIME FAPTIME
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>>31485701
bogsim pls
>>
I'm sorry, but did the 49ers already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The 49ers are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the NFC West for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Superb Owl Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The 49ers are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 13-3 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the punt returner didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the 49ers wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Ravens just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-49ers topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
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>>31485415

We haven't had a good halftime show since Prince.
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>>31485556
>>31485549
>>31485560

Americans love religions.
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>>31485693
>First time I've ever seen a scientology ad for anything. Holy shit.
Sure.

Also
>Chattanooga
Why?
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>>31485680
middle is ok
>>
Move your mic out Martin.
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>>31485185
I'd love to dump a big load inside a darkie like Beyonce. Not much opportunity for it here though.
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SOMEONE LINK TO A STREAM WITH THE HALFTIME SHOW
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why are the QB white
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>>31485676

>Norge
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>>31485567

2 hours of Megan will be fine.
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>>31485727
it's for this reason they are hated from their own teammates
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>>31485753
Fuck off Paul Robinson.
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>>31485604
same here.
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Any /jenk/ bros in?
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man, that nigger can't talk for shit, how can they have someone with such a lisps present?
>>
who likes anal masturbation
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>>31485248
lectures from 8-14, casual
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Scientology ad must have been on a different stream. I'm on the ESPN stream.
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>>31485753
HAHAH DAT FUCKING MAD

OH WOW U MAD TRIPFAG?
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>>31485764
When you put it like that, who could turn you down?
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Who /mbv/ here?
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>>31485753
>Paul Robinson
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>>31485727

Its a stressful job, and its not as easy as you think.
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>>31485604
that glorious feel
>>
>Joseph Barton @Joey7Barton
Looking forward to Beyonce at HT. Gotta be better than Madonna shaking her wrinkly arse and any day...
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>>31485415
i liked the olympics opening ceremony
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>>31485760
Nah that was definitely the first time that scientology has ever done a major ad.

PETA? Sure, but not scientology.
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>>31485784
>Norge
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Where's Beyonce, I'm only seeing some whitey shits playing some tryhard rock?
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>>31485840
>>31485841
Oh fuck
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>>31485840
>>31485841
top lel
MODS ARE GODS
>>
Why are they wearing those stupid headsets? Are they playing XBOX?
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>>31485781
You have to be smart to make decisions as a QB. Most QB are white because all niggers know how to do is get big and run fast.
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>Come watch the Superb Owl with /s[hit]p[ost]/!

FUCK OFF MOOT
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>>31485727
>weird egg shaped ball compared to a spherical ball.

Occasionally people get through the blockers and the kicker gets wrecked.
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>>31485838
cbs
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When is Beyonce starting?
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>>31485439

Pique is a lucky man
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>>31485826
can't beat a pokeybumwank
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>>31485844

>pasta
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30 Minutes until the wings are ready that's why i d like to know how long the half time is
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>>31476480
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>>31485727
A kicker stopped the Ravens from going to the Superb Owl last year.
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BRACE FOR FLOOD
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I SAID ITS TIME FOR SOLID 7s
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we beyonce lipsync now
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>>31485604
How much are you paying -not- to be at university m8?
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>>31485932
i'd bury my dick so deep in that ass whoever pulled it out would be King Arthur
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>>31485844
>beeing this new
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>>31485711
Do you trade often

would be cool to chat with someone else who trades on betfair and compare strategy/circlejerk

beck9000@me.com

if you wanna discuss
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>>31485949

Its a complete Beyonce concert, so about 2h
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>>31485847
reportin
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>>31485658
>those tattoos

wouldn't put my pecker near that gobber
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Sweet tears.
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>>31485727
They're actually the worst paid players on the team.
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>>31485985
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>>31485932
right amount of ass
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this is more entertaining than any povertyball match
>>
>4 Stickies
>Moot
>>
i just came to see beyonce
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>>31485727
Because if they fuck up once in a big game they get released. There's very high competition for that one spot

Kickers are very replaceable
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>>31485949

Probably about that.
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>>31485781

So it's easy to tell them apart from the rest of the players.
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After that whole Obama thing with Beyonce why have they asked her to do this? Won't she just jew us all again?
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THAT COUNTDOWN
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>>31486006
it's old now
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>>31486056
#TIERS4PIERS
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>>31486056
>>
Any other drunks?
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>>31486056
#tiers4piers
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>>31486056
#tearsforpiers
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>>31486056

god, hes a 9ers bandwagoner? just when i was thinking i couldnt hate him more...
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>>31486056
what a cunt
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Inb4 Destiny's Child reunion
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>>31485932

You think?
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/sp/ is a fucking mess right now

cant wait till every fucks off to their own board
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>AW MAN YOU GET A BURGER
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A terrorist attack would be quite cool right now.
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>>31485753

piss off paul david robinson
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>group counting without bongs

>>31485826
reportin
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This is awful.
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WE BEYONCE NOW
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>want to watch sport
>beyonce concert
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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Perfect time for a pitch invasion.
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What's a beyondsay?
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>this awful cheesy "fan-made" count down

I'll give you this one yuros
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What the fuck is going on?
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>de pepsi
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>>31486056
#TEAR4PIERS

We Beyonce now.
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Who /tinfoil/ here
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time for black power
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>DAT MILF
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It's already better than Madonna
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FUG NO NOD BEBSI

GOGA GOLA IS BES DRING
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epic sax guy time
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har har americans are so excitable
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>>31486222
>scriptfags
>>
So who is Beyonce
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MUH DICK IS READY
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>>31486267
This is when the bomb goes off
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WE FEMINAZI NAO
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brb, need a pepsi
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>>31486222
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>>31486222
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time for oversinging
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not sure if posted already
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>lip-synching
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>Fire

Babby tier process. Tuff luck, better luck next year lads.
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Beyonce is so fucking over rated, average singer at best
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THE FANS ARE SPILLING OUT ONTO THE PITCH, IT'S CHAOS AT THE HILLSBOROUGH STADIUM
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>hoping for a nip slip
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>>31486222
DEM HALFTIME TRIPS
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>>31486336

Two Belgians fapping simultaneously. This will be good.
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Are those people running out onto the field actual Owl-watching fans, or are they hired to do that for TV?
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time for DAT ASS
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Dem legs
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LOVE ON TOP
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I can't fap to this
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Is she lipsyncing?

Is it really obvious or is my stream lagging?
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>Beyonce
>black
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hnnng beyonce looking fine
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>american "sports"

CRINGEWORTHY
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is Beyonce Elite?
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THIS SINGING

SHE CAN NOT SIGN
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YES CRAZY IN LOVE!!!!

Also, confirmed for not syncing
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>>31486222
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she's miming
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oh shit i think she;s actually not miming

you can her mic imperfections!
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>>31486393
I lel'd
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>>31486344
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DEM LEGS
MUH DICK IS IN OVERDRIVE
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2SPOOKY
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Wow the sound is mixed really bad, she sounds muffled or is it just my stream?
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what shit singing, should have synced
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psy better show up for this shit
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>>31485823
I've lurked but that's about it.
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>>31486415
Indeed
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I hate the whole idea of this, but jesus she is attractive.
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all my boners
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>Pay thousands of $$$ to watch football in silence
>Some wog comes on stage to mime singing wild whooping and clapping.

America.
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All of my why
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The trigger man can end this at any time.
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america
black women sing everything, white people need not apply.
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Bet she is angry that she can't lip-synch.
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damn beyonce got old
>>
> Beyonce
> Not a bad bitch
Pick uno
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gotdamn dem legs
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>>31486393
liverpool fan here

that even made me laugh
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>>31486442
also she cant sing for shit
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>>31486415
>>31486499
>dying your skin
>>
dem thighs
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Fuck this shit.

Give me the brass band from the Macclesfield/Wigan game anyday...
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>>31486414
Watch the BBC m8.
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>>31486414
She is lip syncing for sure
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My penis was waiting for this all night.
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there any white people on stage at all?
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>>31486222
Not even dubs. Try harder.
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>>31486427
>mfw amerifats consider this "entertaining"
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What a whore.
>>
SLASH
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she's not even pretending to sing christ
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Get your niggers under control, America.
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lel guitar lady
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dat obnoxious guitar
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DESTINY'S CHILD REUNION INCOMING
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>>31486393
>>
Dat strut
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Beyonce can't sing for shit
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This sucks. How much would it cost the Russian ballet to come do a halftime show?
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>>31486499
I guess that's why she never responds when people accuse her sponsors of whitewashing her.

>I'd white wash her
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>inb4 gangam style
>>
No one will beat Prince at Super Bowl Halftime
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>>31486056
#Tears4Piers

>>31486511
>neutral stadium full of neutral fans and corporate types
>hurr why no atmosphere amerifats
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America, I heard you have placed a sniper somewhere in the stadium. Please, use him.
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>europe will never be this entertaining
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I'm about to have a seizure
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>>31486435
Said I, before she danced to her backing track for 5 minutes.
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>Beyonce in charge of not miming the words
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>>31486499
She is redbone. So no technically not black
>>
pog or Beyonce?
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so are they actually Beyonce fans or what? I thought they were actors at first
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Is she going to actually sing the songs at any point, or just keep making incoherent noises over a backing track?
>>
already better than the old lady with the seizures last year... maradona or whatever she was called
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>>31485658

i always lel so hard at britcest
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so how much has she actually sung, she seems to be simply dancing and missing out the song bit
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>dis music

moot pls.
>>
I think I will fap to this
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why is there people on the pitch?!
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>a half nigger singing terribly

fuck off america
>>
>beyonce
>doing anything but dancing
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>>31486620
Katrina SURVIVOR
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This is like a worse Cheryl Cole concert
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>>31486620
didnt one of them die
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>>31486671
>needing music to make your sport more entertaining.
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>>31486671
Olympic Opening Ceremony > this shite
>>
Man she just grunts and dances. No singing.
>>
wymyn power
>>
WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS. WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS. WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS. WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS. WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS. WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS. WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS. WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS. WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS. WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS. WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS. WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS. WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS. WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS. WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS. WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS. WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS. WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS. WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS. WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS. WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS. WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS. WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS. WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS. WHO RUNS THE WERLD? BIRDS.
>>
what the fuck was that
>>
Only PSY can redeem this now
>>
>>31486773
That's TLC
>>
>>31486393
10/10
I will doxx you last
>>
fucking hell this is terrible
>>
Imagine Elbow at half time at Bradford vs Swansea.
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>>31486620

>de stiny's child
>>
COUNTDOWN COUNTDOWN COUNTDOWN COUNTDOWN COUNTDOWN COUNTDOWN COUNTDOWN COUNTDOWN COUNTDOWN COUNTDOWN COUNTDOWN COUNTDOWN COUNTDOWN COUNTDOWN COUNTDOWN COUNTDOWN COUNTDOWN COUNTDOWN COUNTDOWN COUNTDOWN
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why
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>>31486746
Forty nine
Forty nine forty nine forty nine
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>mfw beyonce isn't even singing
>all she says is "uh huh" "yeah" "come on"
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>>31486711
Not exactly actors but they're all definitely prescreened.
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>niggers performing at america's biggest event

Typical
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>>31486762
Halftime shows are always bad. The Who did a bad job, Black Eyed Peas, The Rolling Stones. The last good one was Prince.
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>>31486798
>olympic ceremony
>brits literally counting the bongs
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>>31486671
>entertaining
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tfw she has black dick in her

would not bang
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>>31486765
>2013
>Needing her to do anything BUT dance

I fap to bodies, not voices
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So its free to post?
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Well I tried, but gave up.

>not just watching highlights of matches you've already seen on FSC than watching this shit
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>>31486773
That's TLC.
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This is the worst half time show ever
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>>31486807
this, cant understand what shes mumbling
>>
>>31486807
What did you expect from a monkey?
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Are those fans on the pitch?
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>>31486671
>Implying this is better than the Olympics. pls.
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>>31486867

when was that?
>>
some straight up tribal music
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>>31486772
agree'd
>>
this is shit
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~~~▄▄███ cargo: San Francisco 49ers Super Bowl Gear
▄▄▄▌▐██▌█ destination: Ethiopia
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You are now aware that Beyonce will exert herself in this interval more than the players will in the entire game.
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>americlaps
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>yfw a yfwdbsdsb thread is stickied

>>31473832 →
>>31473832 →
>>31473832 →
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>>31486860

>mfw I read that as she said come on
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>>31486860

Nice legs though
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>mfw I am having one of my worst offensive performances on madden 12 ever right now

FUCK YOU BEYONCE.
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I like this song
>>
2SPOOKY
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>>31486759
The "fun" part of the game is about to start
>>
this is gay
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>African chanting
>America
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SORCERY
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>>31486851
>Bradford v Swansea
>>
2SPOOKY4ME
>>
>sean paul not actually appearing
>>
I'M TRIPPIN BALS
>>
>Sean Paul backing track

Is it 2005?
>>
FUCK OFF
>>
2spooky4me
>>
bretty cool effects though
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>>31486842
No scrub
No scrub (no no)
No scrub (no no no no no)
No scrub (no no)
No

oh god I love this song
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>>31486891
>not fapping to barely legal teenager's attempt at dirty talk
lel
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>>31486942
Silly you shouldn't ship things over land from Southeast Asia to Africa.
>>
Is this a Sean Paul Cover?
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DEY LIKE THE WAY I MAKE DIS ASS VIBRATE
>>
MUH DFICKKKKKKKK
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>>31486992
Says the faggot sucking a big fat cock LOL
>>
America

- Nigger president
- Nigger celebrities
- Nigger athletes
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She's lip synching
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>a bunch of whiteys decide to break away from europe
>~250 years later they are led by a nigger, their cultural sphere is dominated by niggers, and 90% of their athletes are niggers
well done america.
>>
>>31486919
Agree'd

Why is American popular culture so dominated by african americans? and why are they held in such high regards?
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>having a screen up on stage so only half of the stadium can see it.

>America
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Time for a half-time wank. (Suprisingly not over Beyonce)
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>>31486924
they must think its all over
>>
Think of all the great american musicians, and for their biggest cultural event they choose a bog standard pop star with a retarded light show

yay murika
>>
hahaha america sucks
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>>31487020

Sorry mate I mean Villa vs Chelsea

<3
>>
>>31487031

I feel like I've been robbed
>>
this is 1000000x more exciting than any dive grass game played today
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>>31487020
>>
RAYMOND STEREO
>>
SIXTY NIGGERS
>>
DESTINY CHILD REUNION, BITCHES
>>
LEAST SURPRISING REUNION EVER
>>
Kelly > Beyonce
>>
>>31486928
Super Bowl XL
>>31486904
Not worse than XXXV(N'Sync and Aerosmith)
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>>31486620

YES YES YES

FUCKING CALLED IT
>>
all this Illuminati symbolism
>>
>>31487097
You forgot the part where we are the greatest and most powerful country on Earth that nobody can defeat.
>>
oh shit reunion time
>>
>Destinys Child

Fuck yeah
>>
Kelly Rowland out of fuckingnowhere
>>
DUTTY WINE
>>
>>31487101
Only in music.

Because black people make good music.

Same's true here.
>>
>yfw this halftime show had more action that 90% of soccer games
>>
WHO'S THAT JUMPING OUT THE SKY
>>
>>31487160
show us photos of your sister
>>
BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS V
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>no Stevie Nicks
Fuck this shit.
>>
I liked her better when she lip synced.
>>
OH FUCK IDS HABBENING :-DDDDDDDD
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>>31487091
to do that you have to actually move your lips

this is dancing
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Did people expect anything else?
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>>31486620
lazy wizard
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nigger, nigger everywhere
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>>31486620
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>>31486777
trips confirm it
The Owl is an over hyped pile of shit, just like the NCAA Champions Hip.

Should have just let Based God Flacco do his thing, the rest is irrelevant.
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all that clapping
>>
I DON"T THINK YOU'RE READY FOR THIS JELLY
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WE DESTINY'S CHILD NOW

BEYONCE'S LEGS ARE GOAT
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Kelly has the best body
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Holy shit, Destiny's Child, I didn't see that coming at all even though they said they were coming back.
>>
>unexpectedly blasted with 90s nostalgia

Well shiiiiiaaaatttt
>>
Oh I like Destinys Childs
>>
Destinys Child?
Whoew
>>
>>31487089
This, so much this. WTF
>>
>>31487123
The Super Bowl is awful, as an American I fucking hate what it has become a corporate scheme to make millions. They don't care about American or Football culture

The people there are millionaires who aren't even fans of either team anyways, real fans can't afford it
>>
WHY IS USA SUCH A NIGGER COUNTR
>>
In an alternate universe Beyonce went to a career in porn
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>>31487216
>>31487216
>>31487216
>>31487216
All that memories
>>
>All those chimps in the crowd
>>
THROW YOUR HANDS UP AT ME
>>
Kelly Rowland > Beyonce

At least she isn't in denial about being black.
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>tfw you always wanted to bang Kelly Rowland over the other two
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>>31487097
>America will never have another WASP president
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HOLY SHIT THEY'RE ON FIRE

OH THE HUMANITY
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>mfw that fat drummer bitch will become idolized by all the fat acceptance whores on tumblr
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>>31487097
haha so true!
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>>31487200

You must be a nigger right?
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>>31487200
Dubs confirmed.
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>>31487237
No. Black people are the only ones with enough sense to cash in on the "making money, getting slizzard" lifestyle that every teenager wants to achieve.
>>
>murricans in charge of decent sound
>>
1.Kelly
2.Beyonce
901.The fat one
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I wonder what the NCFC Chaos Crew would make of this?
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>>31487388
YES.
>>
REFRESH THE PAGE

THERE'S MUSIC ON /SP/
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fuck off Destinys Child
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>>31487360
>minorities are the most famous
>still majority white
America is a fun place.
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>>31487342
Kelly has the best everything, other than hair.
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Kelly>Beyonce
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>>31487396
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Is this black women day or something?
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Why won't Flacco throw a dragon into her face?
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>>31487442
Gab that to my face m8 not online and see what cums about.
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WHENS THE NIPPLE SLIP
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>>31487238
how did you type this while you were clapping?
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>this terrible lip singing
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>>31487390
ma nigga
>>
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>>31487390
I wouldn't put her above Beyonce but she is underrated as a bit of crumpet
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>USA in charge of audio mixing
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I prefer Kelly's persona, but Beyonce >>>>>>>>> these two for singing
It's painful to see how much better she is.
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>>31487557
that's so 2010 joke
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I'd put my dick on it if you know what I mean.
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hahaha beyonces mic is so much louder than theirs
>>
Welp, what a weird chain of events.

Making my burgers and the smoke alarm goes off waking up everyone in the house. I open the back door to let smoke out (there wasn't any, fucking paranoid alarm) and I find beers my dad left outside when the fridge broke.

Fucking magic. So now I have a beer, burger and chips and I'm fucking 10/10 comfy.
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>Single Ladies

I can't help but think about Pomplamoose whenever I hear this song
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>>31487200
>you
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DESTINY'S CHILD ARE BACK
HOUSTON REPRESENT
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lel nice lip syncing bitches. although beyonce doesn't seem to be
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beyonce can't sing

how did this APE ever make it?

this is offensively bad
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>>31487390
Exactly, mah nigga.
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>>31487515
Modern America m8.
Sad sight.
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>>31487390
>tfw Kelly ages so damn well and the other two don't
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>>31487200
you're defeating yourself right now m8.
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SHE'S HULKING UP

THIS ONE IS OVER
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Beyonce is appearing a bit many.

I heard Lil Wayne is going to make an appearance?
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WERE ARE ALL MY SINGLE LADIES AT
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Beyonce has done more at this show then the actually footballers
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Time to crack open my one cider
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>still no wardrobe malfunction

WHY
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>>31487195
like what?
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>>31487578

shut up
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Why is moot deliberately destroying /sp/ with links across all boards
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I swer they are whiter than they should

makes em look more attractive though
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Beyonce has now performed for longer than the entire 1st half of the SuperBowl
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>>31487654
BAH GAWD
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>Beyonce's mic 3 times louder than the other members' mics

top lel.
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>>31487616
Michelle is best Destiny's Child
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OH GOD I'M ACTING LIKE SUCH A FANGIRL
>>
Why do you guys have soft porn instead of a cultured half-time show? And yet repress sexuality at every attempt you get in regular time.
>>
Who /singlelady/ here?
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Yuros, if you're curious as to why she keeps grunting lines into the mic improvised, it's because she's trying to go over the top proving she's not lip synchng.

This is because she got caught lip synching at Obama's inauguration.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY DSIDF GOOD MORNING CHARLIE THEA T IS FOFF TV
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Fuck's Sake.

Where are South Yorkshire Police when you need them?
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They put a lot of rings on your people for hundreds of years bitch, just around their wrists and ankles.

Bling that you bint.
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when is she going to drink that pepsi
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>>31487711

he's a buttmad nerd and thinks this is some sort of revenge agaisnt jocks
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>Getting the crowd to perform a Nazi salute
>>
WE 4 STICKIES NOW
WE MENTIONED NOW
WE MUSIC NOW
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>>31487442
>>31487637
>>31487652
Well well well, look who is jelly of my freedoms.
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>>31487578
PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT PUT TEH RONG ON UT
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>euro championship
>euro threads in silent

>american championship
>/sp/ explodes with excitement

yeah I wonder which sport is better
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>>31487673
Hi, welcome to the civilised worlds thread, have a scone
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Isn't that crowd just a bunch of extras?
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>No Survivor
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>>31487844
this
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ME HALO

ME HALO
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>>31487774
>South Yorkshire Police
Oxymoron.
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>>31487829
Yes.
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>>31487844
that's for the encore
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lel, she looks like she tooted one or two lines beforehand

>dem psycho eyes
>dat crazy gurning
>dose twitches

ps are there any white people in america anymore?
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>inb4 she gets shot
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>Superbowl 2013 pls go
>/mu/
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>>31487673
I like your sport, but this shit makes it look like black people have taken over your country.

Sports, music, president. What the fuck is going on?
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I wish they'd go back to the gimmick 1960s and 70s halftimes. I WANT GUYS ON JETPACK
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Joey Barton 'I'm not one for the sisters'

lel

In trouble again.
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The worst half time show ever
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>>31487820

Beyonce confirmed for being a sport.
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>>31487844
They better do it or I'll be mad.
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HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO
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>>31487739
>cultured half-time show

What, like a lottery draw then some fans doing the crossbar challenge?
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Gotta admit, Beyonce has a fucking great voice.
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>>31487353

Don't forget your opening ceremony in the olympics were all niggers and mudslimes.
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>>31487820
We were actually watching the games. That should clarify which sport is better for you.
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>>31487829
It's a zoo m8. Not every day you see 3 apes dancing about.
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Her dancing is vulgar and just gross. How can anyone like this, this is not how a woman should act in public.
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I think it's insulting that the halftime lasts longer just because there's a bitch singing. Imagine if the Champions League final's haltime lasted 30 minutes. It's insulting to the sport.
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any streams for europoors?
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far too long has passed without ads
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Fuck this, I'm going to bed, she's clearly not getting her fanny out.
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If this was an event here in Scotland, the niggress would have been chased out of the stadium for being so shite.

Why didn't they get a band to play or something?
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when do the iranians bomb this shitfest
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>>31487932
you must have not seen the black eyed peas
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This is utter shit. Her songs are really utter shit for demented people.
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fuck you guys I'm actually enjoying this
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And I thought having to endue the Super bowl would be a lot to ask.. now I have to endure this shit.

Kill me.
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I like this song, but i don't even know what it's called
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>Putting music on when everyone is watching a stream

Jesus christ moot
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Halo 5 confirmed?

Bravo Microsof
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WHERE IS A MAD GUNMAN WHEN YOU NEED ONE
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>FEMINISM
>NIGGERS EVERYWHERE
>SKIMPY OUTFITS

WAY TO GO AMERICA
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>>31487844
This better play.
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>>31487982
bazinga.
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>Beyonce in charge of not overcompensating to prove she isn't lip synching
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>>31487097
>Sweden in charge of not importingmillions of niggers every year
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>>31487974
go to sleep
its late, uk brethren
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>you will never be whipped in the face with beyonce's hair as she sings halo
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>>31487996
ran.de
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>gawd bless yall
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That was it? Fucking Christ almighty.
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>>31487969
>Anglosphere
>Negros
>captcha: thishwi colonial
lel
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>>31487923
Celebrities and people of notoriety are of all races here. Just in American Football and some music, it is African American. There are notable people of all races here. It isn't a take over as much as a melting pot effect. The majority is still caucasian, but who the fuck cares about people's race
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>>31487996
sat 1 has livestream
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yeah alright this has long outstayed its welcome
get back to FOOT-BAWL
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That was it?
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half time concerts are fucking retarded
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someone remove the hambeast from the scene
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>GOD BLESS Y*ALL

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS
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Think how finished /sp/ is after tonight


Goodnight sweet prince
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that was it? That was well short
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>>31487820
>sport

Also football games are 90% sport and 10% commercials unlike eggballthrowing. So people don't have time to post.
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>NO JAY Z
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>>31487996

>not watching on Sat.1
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>>31488071
OPA GUN MAN STYLE
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>>31487969
>Don't forget your opening ceremony in the olympics were all niggers and mudslimes.
Yeah but our crowd and our PM and our Boris were all fucking white.
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all these board invaders. its past your bedtime kids
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Damn, that was awesome, I've got to say.
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American explain yourself

that was truly the worst ever
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How do I turn off this horrible, unfunny music?
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NO MORE???
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lel hired crowd of celebrators

what is this north korea
>>
thank fuck that's over. it's over right
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>>31487969
Better than keeping them in the White House
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wow.

i'm in awe at how shit america are at putting on a show.
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>>31488087
Jimmie pls go
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>bbc
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>>31487954
They could discuss the pros and cons of renewable energies.
>"We should sacrifice now for our children's future"
>"BUT MUH HUMVEE"
>>
lmao
>ah brilliant
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>BBC in charge of turning microphones off
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Thank god we went into a massive recession just as black people were starting to flood into our country which stopped it.

I have nothing against africans, but if this is the end result of multi-culturalism.... fuuuuuck
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>>31488131
The racists on 4chan, obviously.
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>>31488037
yep, the is also too manly and big to be attractive
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>>31488028

They do some years. Prince a few years back was great.
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>>31488215

you can buy extra for just 93M
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>who?
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>>31487923

Black people have always dominated sports and entertainment.
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>oh brilliant
>who
>he's pulling too hard
TOP LEL
>>
>BBC
>its pulling to hard
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That was fun, night fellas.
Cya back in the eternal arsenal thread and on /g/
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>>31488204
Real football fans hate the half time ceremonies and people who "watch for the commercials"
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HALO 5 CONFIRMED HALO 5 CONFIRMED HALO 5 CONFIRMED HALO 5 CONFIRMED HALO 5 CONFIRMED HALO 5 CONFIRMED HALO 5 CONFIRMED HALO 5 CONFIRMED HALO 5 CONFIRMED HALO 5 CONFIRMED HALO 5 CONFIRMED HALO 5 CONFIRMED
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HALFTIME SHOW WAS GAY
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>>31488173
What do you say about the commentary?
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Even the last 2 years were better
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>>31487729
no, she looks out of place
>>
BEYONCE CONFIRMED FOR SUPERB OWL
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>europeans also like handegg

it's happening!
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>>31488156
im actually upset about how shit /sp/ is going to be for the next month at least
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>oprah in charge of not giving me feels
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>>31488074
>FUCKING THIS

SORT YOUR SHIT OUT
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>>31488282

Morz have I wronged you in some way?
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>Oprah quotes

πdeepλme
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>hes pulling too hard
Carlson confirmed for masturbating during the breaks
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Halo 5 has been confirmed since Halo 4 was announced, you fucking retards
>>
And this is the biggest sport event in America? god, that was awful.
>>
saving private oprah
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im watching an amerifat stream for the authentic experience, what happened on BBC?
>>
this propaganda
>>
MUH TROOPS
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>>31488239

>olympics opening ceremony
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BBC always play this music. Pure hype music
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>>31487923
White guilt is a disease my Irish fwiend. There is a large group of whiteys who think we owe blacks for their ancestors selling them to the Americas, therefore allowing them to not live in mud huts for the next 250+ years.

tl:dr faggotry.
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AMERICA'S ARMY!!!
FUCK YES!!
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America just can't quite match a bbc sports montage for feels

These SuperBowl ones are good though.
>>
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
>>
>no beyonce nipple
wtf america
>>
Why do Americunts like this shit, it's boring as fuck so I waited until the half time show and even that was boring too

Holy fuck
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>>31488268
I think it is sad, I don't fucking care about anyone's race. If people work hard, celebrate them. I love humanity for what it is, for my brother's across that little pond called the Atlantic and my brother's across that stream called the Pacific, you are all my family.
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>>31488156
>>
>no Survivor
>only did one song with the whole group
CONFIRMED FOR WORST HALFTIME
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>>31488353

stop acting like that shit is good

I don't care if you're forced to by government mandate
>>
USA USA USA USA USA
>>
god bles american soldier ;_; he are fight for freedom
>>
>>31488326

meh, its ok... they only explain all the rules a bit too much for my taste
>>
>this Jeep advert
Right in the feels.
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>>31488317
The only good ones have been the who, prince and Bruce
>>
Hey I didn't know Oprah was a singer. Cool.
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>>31488349
americans can only feel hunger
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>>31488405
they forgot to turn the mics off
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>>31488239
Yeah...needed more guy with a beard staring at things and children dancing on beds.
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MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP MILITARY PROPAGANDA BY JEEP
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>>31488367
lel
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>>31488423
>>
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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is their bass on bbc or has my bass broken
>>
>>31488329
no it wasn't
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>>31487844
What the fuck, man.

They didn't even play the one song everyone was looking forward to?
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>this 'SUPPORT MUH TROOPS' commerical
why do i want to buy a jeep now?
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>>31488496
You'll always be in my dreams, /sp/.
>>
BBC in charge of sound
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>>31487914

Fuck off.
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MUH FREEDOMS
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>Veterans
>Freedom
>America


>Buy a Jeep™


Seriously murrica?
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>>31488423
u wot m8; that was great
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>>31488445
Thank you based London
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fuck this shit, i'm out.
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>Goatze's brother
wut?
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>>31488463

Go to bed if you dont like it.
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tank u 4 kill bad guys usa ;_;
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>>31488445

good feels man
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>>31488204
Not as bad as Black Eyed Peas la
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>>31488445
That did the job, just the thought of Brunel and that Based Music sends chills down my spine
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>Amerikkka needs a group to tell their kids to exercise 60 minutes a day.
>>
>dis montage


we need

Once more unto the breach, dear Flacco
>>
HAHAHAHAHAH ALL THESE FAT FANS
>>
All these montages need is a bit of Attenborough commentary.
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>>31488496

It was Shrimpy's fault
>>
I really envy you Europeans for not having to deal with that stupid bullshit during your championships.
>>
WE'RE DYNAMITE
>>
>>31488541
And they said...
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>>31488578

PEEJ A YUB
>>
AMERICA UBER ALLES
>>
DA BURRS
>>
That Jeep ad was the most shameless thing I've ever seen
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>you will never be a big strong warfighter in a foreign country fighting for your kid and wife back home

God dammit, I don't even want this but that feel.
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>>31488542
softcore porn with shit music is not entertaining in my books.
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>all dat pussy poppin

the goat half time show
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>>31488423
>>31488542
>implying the Olympic Opening Ceremony wasn't the 2nd greatest after Ching Chong China lands

No one will beat it really.
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>>31488400
>>
Did the BBC just suggest NFL fandom is made up mostly of retards and children?
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>>31488506
Buschmann is really annoying. He obviously doesn't have a clue.
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>>31488630
too soon, too soon
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>>31487923

America was never a white country you stupid potato
>>
IT'S TITCOW TIME!
>>
Who won the Puppy Bowl?
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>>31488463
you need to understand that the only people who actually like the halftime show here are women and retarded men.
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>>31488567
I definitely remember making lots of apologies as people said "what the fuck is this shit?!?"
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>>31488653

The fuck did I do?
>>
what the fuck is this

also

>the bbc in charge of turning off microphones
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>>31488687

>implying you remember any before that
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>>31488608
go buy it, canada ffs. youll get deported from the continent
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>>31488659
>oh brilliant
>who
>he's pulling too hard
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>>31488659
He's pulling too hard

Sorry m8 bit drunke
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>>31488742
we all did!
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>>31488668
indeed, cashing in on the sentiment for loved-ones who lost someone
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>>31488707
It's not?
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>>31488720

yeah, but thats why they have Jan Stecker. Buschi is only for the entertainment
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>>31488675
/r/ing gif of in your face thrust fucking
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>>31488473
Give it 10 years and racism will stop being cool again for a while.
>>
YES, SHAKE THOSE TWO REASONS ANYBODY LIKES YOU, YOU STUPID DUMB HOT WHORE
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>>31488742
Marta
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>>31488720
who's buschman?
I have no problem with them explaining the rules and shit
>>
Is it still going on? I just tuned in and can't understand shit.
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>>31488687
I think it was better than china's, it was warmer, china was just robots performing
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dat 2 broke girlz commercial
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>>31488423
WAS THE FUCKING GOAT
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Mootles pls.
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>>31488473
Can't tell if humanist or islamic
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>>31488789
>implying I don't

Not everyone here is 16 m8
>>
requesting niggers porn
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Damn, Americans are not allowed to show tits on TV but they still manage it to show more perverted stuff than we do.
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>>31488567
>ameridips
lel that was hilarious. I miss the Olympics
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I still can't get over that jeep advert
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right, need the $(ers to come out and be good now
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>You will never work in the BBC Montage department
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We will rock you until we win the fight!
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>>31488756
>making apologies for the GOAT opening ceremony in the GOAT city in the GOAT country
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>Fucking BBC shite
HAHA Time for streams and /trb/
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>America will never be white again

Thanks a lot, liberals. (You too, merchant.
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>>31488854
The guy who does most of the talking.
And keeps asking questions.
>>
Is it traditional to have black strippers in the middle of the superbowl?
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Why does MOOT hate /sp/?
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>>31488895
>>
wtf is this shit
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>>31488345
It's been shit for ages, with all the faggot tripfag "drama"
>>
>>31488895

TYBM
>>
How much is 30 seconds of commercials during the superbowl?
>>
>>31488895
moot is clearly drunk again
>>
STOP
THE
MUSIC
F
F
S
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BBC making montages centered on reaction images.
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>>31488892
>WAS THE FUCKING GOAT
Until it turned into a leftie wankfest
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>>31488637
nothing is as bad as the black eyed peas.
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>>31489010

He hates alpha males
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MOOT IS DEFINITELY DRUNK
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GOAT CEREMONY

>Beyonce thinking that she can challenge the feels of Caliban's Dream with her grunting
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>>31489010
He's going for the third containment board since /b/ and /v/ didn't solve the good boards problems
>>
>America
>White
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>>31488396
It isn't over. If you don't like it, leave, fuck, no one is making you.
>>
Chattanooga Allergy Clinic represent
>>
Coke > Pepsi.
>>
why isn't there a Caribro superbowl thread?

racist
>>
What the fuck is moot doing? Is he a Ravens fan or something? Isn't he from NYC?
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>>31488724
so, has this shit been watchable? i'm bored enough to watch this gringo trash.
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>>31489040
how the fuck i can stop it,without having problems with my stream noise
>>
Why are all the fighters black and the throwers white
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>>31488969

Jesus, muh dick is exploding.
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Who /m/ here?
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>>31489010
He doesn't, he is trying to help but he's only making it worse like Bender in that episode of Futurama where he was a god to people on his body.
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Going for a shit, be back in a bit
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posting sink in protest
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Oh hai I not from Burgerland, can I join discussions

:DDDDDDDD
:::::-----DDDDDDD
>>
>Wanting half time shows at CL finals

Jesus christ..
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>>31489195
Chess master and puppets.
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:stopmusic:
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>>31489178
why haven't you been murdered yet
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>tfw you thought your shoes wouldnt be broadcasted
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>>31489191

adblock the youtube link
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>>31489239
it makes you mad when you are doing the washing up
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>>31489130
He has been doing that for a while now

>>31489225
>trying to help
>adding music to the background
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>you will never meet Beyoncé
>>
PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI
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>tfw in the US Army
>tfw my country fetishizes my career.

I hate it more than all of you combined.
>>
ITS FUCKING OVER
OVER
FUCKING OVER
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>>31489191
Add youtube to your adblock filter.
>>
>Beyonce ends her performance
>The half-time show isn't over?
>A helicopter with spotlights focused on it emerges from above
>The lights go up
>The lights assemble the Steam symbol
>"Somebody's Watching Me" instrumental plays
>Gaben's face appears on all the screens
>Suddenly the helicopter drops a giant, round object
>IT'S GABE NEWELL!
>He flies triumphantly with James Bond flying right under him
>Beyonce stands, but is suddenly crushed by Gaben belly-flopping onto the stage
>Everyone who was close to the stage has their skull broken by the impact or is injured by the earthquake
>After 30 seconds Gaben stands up
>He sweats, and breathes heavily
>He grabs the microphone.
>"Half-Life 3..."
>No one knows what the fuck he's talking about because they only play Call of Duty and Madden
>"...August 20th, 2013."
>No one makes any noise, the audience is still silent.
>Gaben equips a jetpack and flies away from the Superbowl, and fireworks appear to form Gaben's face
>The audience goes back to cheering for Beyonce's pancaked corpse 30 seconds afterwards
>>
HOLY SHIT
>>
>$)ers receiving the assfuck
>>
HOLY SHIT

IT'S OVER
>>
>>31489245
Your passive agressive tone is so embarrassing and contrived, and I love it.


KO TD JACOBY JONES
>>
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>
HOLY SHIT
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>
OH BOY HOLY SHIT
>>
>49'ers
>>
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
That's that then.

GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>
alright well thats over.
>>
>GAYCITY NUMBERS
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>>31489252

Oh heavens no.
>>
HAHAHAHAHA

>neeners
>>
Game's over guys
>>
GOOOD NIGHT
>>
fuck me!"!
>>
welp game over
>>
LEL
R.I.P. in peace 49ers
>>
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH SHIT
>>
Whoa
>>
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>
BLOWN
>>
JESUS CHRIST
>>
Pfffhahahahahahaha
>>
MY SIDES WILL NEVER RECOVER
>>
>>31489328
>pog
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
MY SIDES
ITS OVER
ITS FINISHED
CALL IT A DAY
>>
HOLY SHIT
>>
booooring
>>
WHAT DA FUQ
>>
>109 yard TD
lel
>>
Fuck this. I'm off to bed. More one sided than a gangbang
>>
>>31489178
what did you think about beetle ad?
>>
lel

How are the 49rs the second best team in America?
>>
You have just watched the best play this game will have, you might aswell go bed now
>>
Fucking owned. 109 yards nigga.
>>
IDS ALL OBER :-DDDDDDDDD
>>
>>31489178

I apologize in name of behalf my people for that insensitive Volkswagen spot.
>>
LOL, what a disgrace
>>
GOAT RAVENS
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The Ravens need to hold back.

I mean, let's not turn this rape into a murder.
>>
>49'ers
TOP LEL.
>>
>>31489509
THE
>>
WE GUINNESS NOW
>>
>>31489328
stop complaining, all the amazing benefits you get are due to your countrymen fetishizing your career. just shut up
>>
DAT MESSI

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSII
>>
>CONCEDING THAT QUICK

SANFRANLELSCO 69ers
>>
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holy fucking shit, that was pretty dope.
11 seconds to do 109 yards

lel, niners. go home, you're drunk.
>>
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>>
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING
YES
YES
YES
>>
literally blown the fuck out
>>
>>31489628

FUCK
>>
BLOW THE etc
>>
Falcao is so elite he doesn't need to be on the pitch to win

#respect
>>
>>31489562
They won games against teams they match up well against. They could beat the Falcons, but if Seattle had made it to the NFC Championship, I doubt they could've.
>>
Come on get another one Ravens so I can got to bed.
>>
>>31489628
FUCK
>>
OH. MY. GOD. I thought I had misunderstood the rules or something. What. The. Fuck.
>>
San Francisco hasn't been this devastated since 1906.
>>
>(BROUGHT TO YOU BY PEPSI)

FUCKING MOOT JEWING HIMSELF TO CORPORATE SPONSORS
>>
fucking hell....

I hate the ravens but even I can admire this demolition job.
>>
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Would this be the greatest comeback of all time?
>>
BLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTEEEERRRR LIQUID FOOTBALL

moot pls stop trying to crash my laptop
>>
>>31489708
>>31489721
YOU
>>
MY SIDES
>>
tfw B*Witched to the champions league final half time show
>>
are the 69 worst team in the doritos league ?
>>
>>31489721
OUT
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So much for NFC Best. Nice going 9ers.
>>
>the city of saint frisco
>>
Has the red team ever played this game before?
>>
game is over guys
>>
>>31489761
Donte pls
>>
NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORENEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORENEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORENEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE
>>
THAT FUCKING TOUCHDOWN! I COULD WATCH THAT SHIT ALL DAY!
>>
why aren't they flipping their shit more surly that was goatiest of goat runes ever
>>
Rofl.
Rip SF.
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49ers pls go
>>
holy shit the 49ers are horrible, i was rooting for them (don't really care for either team) but it seems i made a huge mistake
>>
>>31489812
you think, ahmed?
>>
so, with the game being finished, what are we supposed to do the next 2 quarters
>>
I'M SO HAPPY FOR RAY
>>
>>31489751
It superbowl history, the greatest is the Buffalo Bill vs the Huston Oilers.
>>
>gay asspissco
>>
22pts.. so this would be THE Comeback of Comebacks, right?
>>
>the tramline of San Fran
>>
I come back from my shit and they score the TD of the game...
>>
>>31489351
this just happend
>>
>>31489870
laugh at the $(ers some more
>>
When the fuck will the 9ers stop doing shit
>>
>de San Francisco 109ers
>>
>>31489640
I get part of my education paid for and half way decent healthcare...

You know, what the rest of the developed world just gets by default
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Why don't they just run past the team and touchdown?
>>
Can't believe Beyonce's bit was disappointingly short.
>>
Fuck, man. /sp/ being so slow.
>>
The Ravens are not even a good team

If the was the Pats they would be up by 50 already
>>
>>31489870
Germany 4-0 Sweden after 60 minutes
>>
Is Kammy's monitor down?
>>
>>31489954
moot installed a fleshlight to his servers and is literally fucking it
>>
Ravens got into Colin's head. 49ers are done.
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>mfw they cancel the rest of the game and brings Beyonce back on
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>>31489966
liek you now anything you cunt
>>
>>31489859
mad cause you lost the cold war? cant wait to see the nightmare that will be your world cup
>>
>>31489879

>Love a murderer
>German

Why am I not surprised?
>>
>>31489954
>moot adding music, it is happening.gif and Pepsi ad.

>Kaepernick
>>
>>31489966
>if it was the Pats

ahahahahahahahahaa
>>
BASED JONES
>>
GET YOUR P45 OUT M8
>>
>>31489966
hihihi :)
>>
shit I thougth that td was a replay or something, haha fucking $)ers

Would have been to good to be true to have them win, right as I am visiting SF
>>
>fat black guy dancing


never gets old
>>
>>31490018
Haha, time for Smith
>>
ITS HAPPENING!!!!
>>
>>31489985

yeah, but with that flawless defense of the Ravens I highly doubt the $)ers come back
>>
>american infrastructure
>>
POWER CUT
>>
wat
>>
>THE POWER WENT OUT
>>
>>31489905
for a SB yeah...

Bills of all teams came back from 35 down in a playoff game though
>>
/pol/ WAS RIGHT
>>
>American infrastructure
>>
>>31490072
the stillers. they would've kicked errrybodys asses
>>
WE CRAVEN COTTAGE NOW?
>>
>inb4 undertaker
>>
>American infrastructure
>>
Power outage
>>
>murrika
>>
Oh look at americas infrastructure
>>
So.. this is like 4-1 in divegrass terms right?
>de lights
>>
What the fuck...
>>
>>31489966
Hi Tom
>>
DEAD LIGHTS
AMERICAN INFRASTRUCTURE
>>
IT'S HAPPENING
>>
inb4 terrorism
>>
The 49ers QB (i think) looks like >Odemwinge
>>
>American Infrastructure
>>
>usa in charge of dead air
>>
>hosting the superb owl in New Orleans
>power outage
>>
>Americans in charge of infrastructure
>>
>new orleans in charge of power
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>AMERIELECTRIC
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>FRISCO
>28-6ERS
>>
Hey!

Who turned out the lights?
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>>31490037
ahmed, pls try again
>>
inb4 hurricane
>>
New Orleans will probably blame Katrina like they always do.
>>
New Orleans, ladies and gentlemen
>>
>american infrastructure
wtf, lel
>>
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

MY SIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
>>
>Amerifats in charge of staging the "world's greatest sporting event"
>>
GODDELL JUST ACTIVATED IT.
REFBALL IS ENGAGED.
>>
>>31489985
implaying handegg is as goat as fußball and something like this could happen
>>
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
>>
>dis ruse for extra ad time
>>
IT'S HAPPENING
>>
Why hasn't Mootdusky posted in our thread yet ;_;
>>
What the fuck is happening? Is this like the cottage all over again? Or is The Undertaker coming?
>>
wtf just happened. did they let african americans control the technical stuff too?
>>
Brits, I'mma go ahead and steal "TOP FUCKING LEL" from you guys for this. Oh my god my sides.
>>
>>31490258
* Paul Robinson.
>>
>lights still suffering from flood damage 8 years later
>>
>MURRICAN INFASTRUCTURE

ahahahahahaha my sides
>>
>>31489905
The largest comeback ever in owl history was 10 points
The giants came back to beat the broncos and the saints came back to beat the colts
>>
living the American dream
>>
TERRORIST ATTACK?
>>
LIGHT OUT ALL OUT

ITS HAPPENING
>>
TERRORIST ATTACK
>>
>>/pol/9863449
IT'S HAPPENING
>>
Damn, this game is incredibly boring. I would go to sleep, but I find this completely hilarious.
>>
YOU THOUGHT YOU'D SEEN THE LAST OF KATRINA, NEW ORLEANS? MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>
>third world infrastructure
>>
>>31489966
as if the pats are not the champions of choking at the Superb Owl?
>>
>the power went out
>we can have EVEN MORE commercials now
>>
Terrorist attack?
>>
FULHAM STYLEE
>>
>MUH LIGHTING

aaaaahahahahahahaha, get your shit together ameriburgers
>>
lel and ameripowers were giving us shit when craven cottage went to shit... this is the fucking superb owl if you can't power the suberb owl

>amerifanstructure
>>
That's two power outage in one week now.
>>
Please, PLEASE someone tell me how to stop this 49ers music. It's absolutely ruining this game for me.
>>
>ads finish
>Bane appears
BOOK IT
BANE'S GONNA BLOW UP THE OWL
>>
>divegrass chanting
>the trash city of dome babby
>>
At least they got power for ads.
>>
ITS FLASH JAEDONG 2009 ALL OVER AGAIN
>>
THE TERRORIST ATTACK IS HAPPENING!
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>New Orleans in charge of infrastructure
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>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH>THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH
>>
>BLACKOUT

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
>>
>mfw fucking girl hipsters on my facebook posting about superbowl because they wana be different , and that movie and tv show and because half time show and they love ads aetc

please die
>>
>>31490351
This is why NO can't have nice things
>>
whelp inb4 terrorists
>>
>America in charge of lighting
>>
And the Yanks were decrying British Infrastructure last night.
>>
GUYS IT'S HAPPENING
>>
Katrina 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>
>Americans can't even into electricity
>>
>having the Owl in New Orleans

Was I the only one who thought this would happen
>>
>>31490231
My sides.
>>
BANE IS ATTACKING
>>
>Americans
>power

pick 1
>>
>RAYO
>AMERICA

WHAT DO THEY HAVE IN COMMON? THEY CAN'T KEEP THE LIGHTS ON DUE TO UNPAID BILLS

>THE ECONOMY OF AMERICA
>>
greatest sporting event on the planet they said
>>
this type of thing would never happen in soccer
>>
>all the players are niggers
>all the entertainers are niggers
>the crows is all white

I thought we slavery was illegal
>>
SUDDENLY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1ZsDXrU6Eg
>>
>adverts every 2 seconds
>players starting fights every 2 seconds
>no electricity

And this is the biggest sporting event of the year?
>>
HURRICANE KATRINA 2: (NON)ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
>>
>>31490505
The commentators mysteriously went out too, either terrorists or massive power surge
>>
GET YOURSELF SOME POPCORN FRIENDS
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

>TERRORIST ATTACK
>>
>>31490410
>not understanding the joke
/b/ pls leave
>>
Is it illegal to not dance after you do something that pauses the game?
>>
SOMEONE FIND RAY LEWIS BEFORE HE KILLS AGAIN
>>
>>31490246

New Orleans is a shithole.
>>
To the one American that took the piss out of British infrastructure during Fulham's game yesterday, along with boasting about your own;

How does that pie taste?
>>
>>31490525
use adblock to block the youtube link britbro
>>
MERIFATS SPILT PEPSI ON THE WIRES
>>
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sup
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4/2 Never 4get ;_;
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>>31490525
>2013
>not using adblock+
idiot
>>
>>31490210
Is it HAPPENING
MOTHER OF DOG
>>
>AMERICA
>NEW ORLEANS
>AMERICAN PRIDE

HAHAHAHHAHA
>>
>49ers are getting stomped
>The power goes out
It's a sign. End the game now. Even the power company guys are tired of seeing this rape.
>>
TIME FOR BANE
>>
You thought the half time show had finished? Oh how wrong you were. WWE are doing a bit now.
>>
WHO'S ATTACKING AMERICAS FREEDOM?
>>
IT'S THE DEADMAN
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Just another excuse to show commercials.
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>>31490705

please stop

my sides do not deserve this
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>MFW DURING THE FULHAM GAME AN AMERIPOOR SAID THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN
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>>31476248
I'd like to moan about the NFL whatever that is, but I haven't seen it yet - it's just fucking adverts and cocksucking pundits. I would love to see some sport, but there isnt any.
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Fergie bribed the electricians again!
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BANE
WE BANE NOW
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>AMERIPOORS CANT POWER THEIR BIGGEST EVENT
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they should keep playing blind, maybe the $)ers have a chance that way
>>
The "Super" Dome
>>
Not content with crashing my laptop, now Moot's crashed the Owl itself
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>>31490699
What am I blocking, mon ami?
>>
BANE

BANE IS ATTACKING
>>
>>31490057
What kind of music is playing? Too lazy to check.
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>mfw americans were saying >british infrastructure yesterday
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>new orleans

why?
>>
HAHAHAHA, Amerilards complaining about lights going out at Craven Cottage two days ago
>>
THIS IS THE INSTRUMENT OF YOUR LIBERATION
>>
THE LIGHTS WENT OUT
ITS OVER
>>
>Holding a major event in a nigger ridden city that was the scene of a major natural disaster a few years ago.

No wonder.
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IT'S THE DEADMAN!
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If any of the players where white then you could still follow the game right now.
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>Lights go out
>"I AM A REAL AMERICAN. FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN"

Suddenly it was the best superbowl ever.
>>
>"super" dome
>>
I have to wake up at 6:30 stop this madness
>>
>actually an Iron Man 3 advert.

Stark flies in and restores power

Everyone claps

you know the rest
>>
>amerioutages
>>
>yfw they abandon the game and $(ers win the replay
>>
>the city of usa
>>
FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU VV
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>The City of America
>Light
>>
HAHA TIME FOR MORE ADS
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>>31490766
>>31490766
>>31490766
>>
>>31490852
FOR YOU
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>>31490890

lel
>>
>yfw Jacksonville did a better job of hosting
>>
>muh electricity
>>
>>31490851
youtube.com
>>
Good job Obama
>>
Oh, also;

BREAK THE WALLS DOWN
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>lights come back on
>Kaepernick dead
>Lewis's jersey missing
>>
>de power outageb owl
>>
>Amerilights.
>>
AND WE HAVE LOST THE PLAYERS DUE TO LACK OF LIGHT
>>
imagine if they had a powercut at sunderland lel

>the stadium of light
>>
>DOMEBABBIES
>>
>Amerilights
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
RIP in piece my sides
myf fucking sides have imploaded
9/11
9/11
9/11
>>
>this power outage brought to you by pepsi
>>
>city of norlins
>>
WAS CUTTING THE POWER PART OF YOUR PLAN?
>>
>America

FREEDOMLAND WILL NEVER RECOVER
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>infrastructure 100

made fools of yourselves in front of the world
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>mfw third world america cannot even electric lighting
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AMERICANS LAUGHED AT THIS
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>>31490800
See:
>>31490471 →
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>>31490148
Niners will probably get a TD soonish but then the game with just end in inconclusive drives.
>>
so glad i stayed up
>>
>half the lights go out
>still well illuminated
>WE CAN'T PLAY IN THESE CONDITIONS
>BUT HEY AT LEAST NOBODY'S INJURED
Amerifags are fucking hilarious.
>>
>>31490852
WAS LOSING TO THE RAVENS PART OF YOUR PLAN
>>
WHOA WHOA WHOA. Is this power outage a Fast 6 tie in?? IS THE ROCK ABOUT TO FLY A HELICOPTER THROUGH A TANK?!!
>>
No lights. Niggers everywhere.

Panic.jpg
>>
february
>>
SIERRA
HOTEL
INDIA
ECHO
LIMA
DELTA

SHIELD
>>
THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
it's like the power would go down in a champions league final LEL
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>American yesterday

>"were gonna show you how its done tomorrow"
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>>31490773

>mercedes benz stadium

hilters come back to finish the job
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>>31490534
BASED BWBRO
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>February hard to say
>>
So this is what they meant by blindside.
>>
If this were to happen at the Estadio da Luz, I'd lose my shit.
>>
>>31489856


I made a huge mistake betting on these queers to come back.
>>
Give everyone in the the audience dynamos and they can clap enough power for the lights. Make it happen.
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>>31490852
The stadium has a stroke guys.
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>>31491047
My sides.

>>31491085
Port Au Prince > New Orleans, seriously, it is a joke
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>>31491104
4U
>>
FLACCO IS SO ELITE THAT HE CONTROLS THE POWER
>>
IT HAPPENED
MOOT CALLED IT
>>
THEY ARE GOING TO ABANDON THE GAME AND HAVE A REPLAY.

$(ers WILL WIN THE REPLAY I AM FROM THE FUTURE BET ON THE $(ers NOW
>>
>>31491066
FOR YOUFOR YOUFOR YOUFOR YOUFOR YOUFOR YOUFOR YOUFOR YOUFOR YOUFOR YOUFOR YOUFOR YOUFOR YOUFOR YOUFOR YOUFOR YOUFOR YOUFOR YOUFOR YOUFOR YOUFOR YOUFOR YOUFOR YOUFOR YOUFOR YOUFOR YOU
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>Americans in general
>>
>>31490997
>yfw the game comes back and the Ravens are wearing light up uniforms and are being coached by Chris Jericho
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>>31490890
hahaha
brb suerbowl
Undertakers cutting a promo
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>James Holmes
>Moot
>Lights Out

>implying it isn't happening
>>
>the impoverished shanty town shithole of the USA

This is fucking hilarious.

Do you Ameripoors want to borrow some electricity?
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>>31491090
this was at the shittest stadium in the pl irrelavent game.

this is the greatest sporting event in the world. lel

ameripoor can't afford lights
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>>31490673
>>
>bud light
more like bud no light amirite hurrr
>>
THE SHIELD INCOMING
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>>31491047
That has happened m8.

Uh, 2000 I think, It was against Chelsea.
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>>31491102
The scoreboard went out

The scoreboard has the playclock on it

The quarterback needs the playclock
>>
NEW ORLEANS CANNOT HANDLE THIS LEVEL OF ELITE
TOO MUUUUCH
>>
Incoming Terrorist attack
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SPONSORED BY IRON MAN, BUT HE CAN'T KEEP THE POWER ON.
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>it's all planned to fit in more commercials
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>>31487515
Yes? Mah dick hurts from all the fapping so I'm not complaining.
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Here you go murrica, put this in the meter
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They;d be able to keep playing if the players were white.
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>ameriembarrassments claiming the superb owl is the biggest sporting event of the world
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This must be the worst thing to ever happen in New Orlean
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>sponsored by Star Trek[spoiler]Into Darkness[/spoiler]
>>
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
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WGCPOYP?
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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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this is all just a ploy for more advertising time
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>>31491276
SIERRA
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>>31491310
Oh god dammit.
>>
>mfw every thread on the front page is either a sticky or a power cut thread
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>>31491310
top lel
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>>31491276
THAT'S THE SHIELD! THE SHIELD THE SHIELD THE SHIELD THE SHIELD UNBELIEVABLE KING
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>>31491090
>200m stadium
>>
ILLUMINATI ARE STRIKING
>>
>>31491310
>dead_horse.gif
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>>31491328
What happened is probably the circuitbreaker blew up. So, you'd need to replace it.
>>
Americans have forgotten the score
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>can't post images because of 'image limit'
>everyone else posting images
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RAYO VALLECANO

FULHAM

SUPERBOWL

What do they all have in common
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>>31491288
You're right as well: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/970803.stm
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HOW THE FUCK CAN ONE NATION BE SO FUCKING INCOMPETENT
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>>31491368
0

we hire Mexicans to do it for us
>>
that's it flacco, play with your shoes you fucking simpleton
>>
Has the blackout been sponsored by nPower yet?
>>
>>31490049

Says the man whose republic is based on public head severing.
>>
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23foryou&src=typd

Look at all these pieces of shit
>>
>de electricity
>>
WHO IS SPONSORING THE POWER OUTAGE?
DO THEY HAVE EMERGENCY PLANS FOR THIS SHIT?
I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO BUY
>>
>>31491458
>Murrican infrastructure
>>
So when does the looting start?
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>>31491259
New Orleans can't replace circuitbreakers before major events.
>>
German TV cofirmed for hottest interviews
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>Lights go out
>Players sitting on the floor rocking back and forth like babys
>>
>Close up of 99's arse
>>
@JohnBrewinESPN
Disappointing not to hear ironic cheers when the lights went down at the #Superbowl. Americans don't get irony, you see.

HAHAHA
>>
>>31491493
>Forgets Braga

FOOTBALL TERRORISM
>>
>lights come back on

>ray lewis covered in blood


20 dead
>>
USA
poor
ridiculous world
pick tres
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>>31491310
#LAD
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>power outage
>gong
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>>31491310
I love Andy Levy both for his fight with Chris Brown and his dead pan wit on Red Eye

Signed Andylevylover69
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>German commentator hitting on a Mexican one
>>
Imagine if they can't fix it in a short time? What happens?
>>
>BEYONCE IN CHARGE OF NOT BEING 2HOT4U
>>
>not chanting WE'LL PLAY IN THE DARK, WE'LL PLAY IN THE DARKKK
>>
15 MINUTES

EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>31491499
Thought so.

I remember all the fucking tedious jokes about it.
>>
>>31490979
Much appreciated.
>>
>>31491547
This is why I said, don't hold the Super Bowl in NO, hold it more to the west. Hold another Super Bowl at the Coliseum
>>
LGTSS
>Amerifrastructure
>>
>yfw Jim Harbaugh gets triple powerbombed through the Gatorade.
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MIKE PHELAN AND HIS MAGIC PLIERS STRIKE AGAIN
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>15 mins
>>
>>31491596
I guess you've never stretched in your life.
>>
>ameridarks
>>
SAT1 are god tier. First talking to the baltimore fans who tell him they want to kill the 49ers quarterback and shit in his neck. Then flirting with some mexican reporter.
>>
LETS GETS THIS STARTED


>AMERICA
>ELECTRICITY

PICK 1
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>>31491615
whoa i only just realised no-one cheered
>>
>>31491233

Yes! Yes! Yes!
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>15 minutes

Jesus chirst
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>Power outage
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>15 minutes

I'm off
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>mfw this is the most exciting thing that's happened all game
>>
>Amerilights
>ever living this shit down
pick the top one
>>
That's some pro level trolling, New Orleans. Invite the nation to the superdome, then trap them without power! See how they like it!!!
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if only it had gone out during half time
>>
this is the most pathetic thing ive ever seen. i was really starting to believe that america was a decent country and then this. no better than communist russia
>>
Is there a chance this game might get cancelled, I want my money back.
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>>31491689
Don't forget to unblock it later m8.
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>INCREASED ADVERTISING TIME
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>>31491615
they're probably paranoid it's muslim terrorists
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>american lighting
>takes 15 minutes to come on

No wonder you outsource everything to china.
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49ers' only hope
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soo that's why the game takes 5 hours..
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>>31491814
New Orleans is a joke, I hate it.

>>31491801
I could actually believe that.
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>be american

concentrate so much on;

>burgers
>commercials
>nigra dancers
>nigra singers
>half-time shows
>terrorist threats
>clapping

that you overlook the most basic fucking aspects of staging a major sporting event.

the one thing you guys are actually supposed to be reasonably good at, besides eating, is putting on shows. you've sunk to a whole new low.

welcome to global humiliation. you now know what it feels like to be french.
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>AMERICA CONFIRMED FOR MAN U
>>
http://images.4chan.org/sp/src/1359942187207.gif

lights out gif
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>>31491731

American's don't clap when someone drops a plate in a canteen either, >amerinonclaps
>>
:musicstop:
>>
>Amerilectricity
>>
MERIFATS CANT PAY THEIR BILLS

QUICK TAKE OUT LOAN FROM CHINA MERIFATS
>>
This is why I hate the Superbowl. People are more concerned with the retarded halftime shows and commercials than the fucking game itself.
>>
MOOT TURNED LIGHTS OFF
>>
Why are all these ft cunts stretching? They do fuck all with there legs
>>
As an American and a resident of the state of Louisiana, I would like to apologize to everyone who invested into this game economically, physically, and emotionally. We've faltered, stumbled, and failed to right ourselves for the past eight years, and this is just more of the same for us. We are terribly sorry.

For everyone on /sp/ hoping for some top lels from the superbowl; you're welcome.
>>
:lighton:
>>
>america

muh sides
>>
>CBS
>>
based moot
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>america in charge of electricity
>>
lel check out the front page
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>The shield out of no where

>The undertaker
>>
THE 49ers BLEW UP THE CIRCUIT BREAKER SO THEY COULD REGROUP.
>>
>>31491910

>American Infrastructure
>>
>ameridarks
>>
I BET THE JEWS DID THIS
>>
>>31491924

WHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
>>31491509

And you're the lapdog to that country.

What does that make you?
>>
>biased mods
>>
MOOT NO ITS TOO SCARY IN HERE NOW
>>
>that 4chan background banter


LEL
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I suppose the only thing to do is...
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>>31491897
>implying Man Utd play at Craven Cottage
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>moot
>>
>>31491994
>THE CITY OF NEW MORELOANS
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I seriously laugh like a little girl at all of the creative ameri______ insults.
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>Ameridarks in charge of hosting a sporting event without fucking it up completely

inb4 some spectator gets bored and starts shooting up the place
>>
It has nothing to do with the supply of electricity and everything to do with the NFL choosing a 42 year old stadium to host the owl
>>
>>31492084
Power Cut 7s?
>>
>>31491801

Hopefully they'll flood the stadium too, let's see which team performs the best in knee-high water
>>
BAH GAWD KANG IT'S THE UNDERTAKER AND HE'S PLAYING FOR THE 9ERS BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP
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BBC mics fucking again lel
>>
Oh god what the fuck.
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>>31492028

Moot <3
>>
>>31491986

>actually thinking this
>>
>>31491994
Fuck you guys, we are selling you guys back to France.
>>
moot you little jew cunt don't you dare change anything else or i will fuck you up
>>
>German moderator asking 49ers fans on the sideline who say something about cutting off someones fucking head to overcome that delay
>German moderator flirting with a Mexican moderator in front of camera to overcame that delay

All that spaghetti.
>>
So, we're all wanting Bane's voice to appear over the tannoy, right?
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>>31492139
DAT ASS
>>
>tfw adrian chiles talks about the lights for 3 hours
>>
Bookieball incoming.

we all know all televised sports is now run by gambling syndicates. this Superbowl is now being rewritten in the blackout.

expect dream comeback, overtime, then ravens win in OT.
>>
>>31492130

and then bring the sharks
>>
ahahahah this sport is pathetic.

>Stop start
>One team a mile ahead
>Can't even into lights
>>
Saints already spent all of their money on Favre and Warner
>>
Fucking amerioutages man, I have to get up early tomorrow
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>amerilights
>>
>>31492104

Clapistani is still the GOAT
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Mootles is at it again, lel.
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>america in charge of not being a third world country
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>>31492127
Post 'em, negroe
>>
HAHA

TIME FOR PIZZA
>>
>AMERIWATTS
>>
Refresh the thread lads.
>>
>Ameridarks
>Ameridarks
>Ameridarks
>Ameridarks
>Ameridarks
>Ameridarks
>>
>>31492223
Quality.
>>
>>31492110
>ameridarks

lylling hell
>>
Moot that is the best thing you have done all night
>>
>>31492167

what did they say now?
>>
>>31492238
>watching the BBC over glorious FREEDOM STREAMS
lel
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TYBM
>>
this reminds me of detroit
>>
oh well played moot. you made sp black. like all of the players in the nfl.

that was the joke, right?
>>
>>31492208
I'm Cajun, so I'll be heading back to Canada where I was living a quaint, peaceful life until the British booted us down to this shithole.
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BASED moot
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>>31492249

>yfw da sharks win da superb owl
>>
Oh god my hair's so long now
I need to fucking cut it already.
>>
This is what happens when you don't stay on top of your lighting licences, America.
>>
So is this the worst Superb Owl ever?
Y/N?
>>
did somone amerishoot out the lights?
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>Americans in charge of basic infrastructure
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>>31491789

This. Fucking lel, Americans just kill yourselves now, it's over for you.

Over.
>>
4CHAN IS DARK IM SCARED
HOLD ME YURPS TELL ME ITLL BE OKAY
>>
>AMERIBULBS
>>
Mootykins <3
>>
George Bush doesn't care about European people
>>
>Americans in charge of paying their electricity bills on time.
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Just like Beyonce's ethnicity, the stadium is also half lit
>>
KANYE WEST SHOULD'VE PERFORMED ALL OF THE LIGHTS
>>
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz


WE VUVUZELAS NOW
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>mfw American call themselves a super power

more like coal power amirite
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>Ameridarks cannot unto Electricity

b-b-but muh Thomas Edison
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>>31492454
DAMMIT CARLOS
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>>31492285
AIGHT
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>>31492394

>britain
>ever being relevant again
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>>31492296
Lel.
Who said that?
I can't see ya!!

BTW, heads up, lads.
Big Sam is deffo old bill (janitor)
Posted something he didnt like then suddenly a janitor reports me and then ban.
>>
>in b4 massive shoot out and Ray Lewis killing everybody
>>
yfw even South Africa hosts a competent sporting event
>>
Good job they're all smiling.
>>
>murca in charge of light
>bbc in charge of sound
>>
i havent heard any americans apologise in this thread yet.
step up and apologise for your country
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>>31492373
Super Bowl XXVIII?
Super Bowl V?


This has been an okay game, but everything else has been bad.
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>>31492506
Atleast they have electricity.
>>
The applause when the lights come on will be deafening.
>>
>Ameridarks hosting sporting events

Leave it to London lads.
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>>31492479
Tesla was the man
>>
I THOUGHT THE AMERICANS WERE JOKING WHEN THEY SAID THE GAME WILL GO ON FOR 4 HOURS
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>>31492534

fuck your shitty toothless cuntry britfag
>>
Why is it in New Orleans if neither team is from there?
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>we apologise for the loss of sound
What is this: the 1980s?
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>America in charge of power
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>>31492506

What did you say? I can't hear you over how dark it is in here
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>yfw this effects ELITE
>>
>>31492454
CARLOS
>>
JERRY'S FAULT JERRY'S FAULT JERRY'S FAULT JERRY'S FAULT JERRY'S FAULT JERRY'S FAULT JERRY'S FAULT JERRY'S FAULT JERRY'S FAULT JERRY'S FAULT JERRY'S FAULT JERRY'S FAULT JERRY'S FAULT JERRY'S FAULT JERRY'S FAULT
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>>31492479
10/10 would chuckle again. Im murrican btw.
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>>31492474

more like battery power amirite
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>>31492534
They did mate.

You must have missed it in the dark.
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>tfw because of all the niggers on the field playing it is still a black out
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>>31492595
until they realise everything has been nicked by enterprising niggers
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5 minutes earlier and that shit would have cut off Beyonce. So close to being the best half-time show ever ;_;
>>
>this game
>moot
>these threads
>4chan in general during the Owl
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So what's the deal with humming along to the Seven Nation Army tune? Thought this was for the European Championship and World Cup
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>>31492110

Ameridarks is now official.

It's actually perfect. 9/10, and I don't usually score that high.
>>
Are we going to hear the national anthems again before restart?
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>>31492590

>serbia
>opinions that matter
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>>31492532
bbc studio in the stadium has no electricity, due to amerikas fault
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>>31492535
1/10, 6.5/10
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>>31492590
REMOVE KEBAB HAHAHA TURK STINKDOG
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How about we don't hold anything in New Orleans again.
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This is embarassing americlaps
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>let's check in with this other reporter
>yep still dark
>here as well
>and there you have it it's still dark
>now over to yet another reporter
>dark over there?
>yeah
>kay
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Bringing the world together.
>>
>Bane trending worldwide
FOR YOU
>>
CAUGHT AND SUPER-BOWLED
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Americans clap when the lights get turned on.
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I think this is the stadiums way of telling us the game is over.
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Acceptable.
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>>31492608
At least we don't throw bottles at our athletes

>:|
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>>31492717
>implying their tv licence wasnt revoked
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>>31492747
Lel. Based Frankie Boyle.
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>>31492747

lel
>>
>>31492747
Hahaha
>>
Posting GOAT WWF themes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXudyBan4AE
>>
Fuck this, I'm fapping.
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>>31492766
>no check republic
what a shame
>>
Superpower they said
>>
Powers still out? Somebody at BWW dun goofed.
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>>31492766
Why do so many UK fags watch hand egg?
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>>31492708
It expresses their inability into electricity and the fact that most of them are niggers.
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>>31492629
whats the matter little guy? feeling humiliated?
>>
How do I stop this music lel, the song is great though
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>>31492747
top bants

>>31492873
because we like it?
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>>31492701
>yuropoors thinking they can steal our songs

lel
>>
>>31492816
Shut up, stop saying it. We know it's going to happen.

Brits, Euros, rest of the world, get ready for Americans clapping to lights coming on. It's coming. Tape down your sides now.
>>
So who's sponsoring the blackout? Pepsi?
>>
Maybe San Francisco can win...

In 49 Years!!!
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Dat JB with the coach
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So first Americans become irrelevant in political power, now they can't even provide electricity? Oh wow.
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>>31492766
Hey let me help with that
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Superbowl Reckoning
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>>31492884

nigger i am mad

fucking shit nigger tits bitch ass
>>
>>31492747
lel
>>
Holy fuck robot arm. Sick.
>>
>>31492873

This is the EU thread
>>
Why can't they just play on?
>>
I move that "Ameridarks" be the new official name for that nationality
>>
>>31492747

preferred:

rob delaney
@robdelaney
PLAY IN THIS *SLIGHT* DARKNESS YOU BILLIONAIRE NANCY BOYS.
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>>31492766
WE ARE THE WORLD, WE ARE THE CHILDREN
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>>31492937
knew someone would notice it

looked hot
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If the Ravens lose, you can rest assured that this game was rigged.

Power surge?

Bullshit.
>>
>>31492873
Timezones + lots of brits on 4chan anyway.
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Man this is fucking embarrassing for the 49ers.

Why don't they just forfeit the game and let everyone go home without wasting more time. They have absolutely NO CHANCE of coming back
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This is the most embarassing thing i think i have ever seen.

Ameridark spaghetti everywhere

Your invincible superpower aura is long gone

>Ameridarks
>Ameribetas
>Ameripauses
>Ameridelays
>Amerielectrics
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>Amerivolts
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>not posting special edition Superbowl solid 7's
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Even the Africa Cup of Nations has lights. Fucking Americants.

>Greatest show on earth

My sides.
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>and then
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnsE7LdS_Zc
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>>31492944

>america
>irrelevant
>>
>Ameripoors

wow guys im even embarrassed for you, at least you get to watch some more of your favorite adverts
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>Edison inventing the lightbulb
>100+ years later, Ameridarks can't figure out how to use it
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>americans since the power went out
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>>31493025
i concur. you're fucked americunts
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>worst major sports final in history
>ameriburgers embarrassing themselves on a global scale

Pick both
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Let's take this time to remember sporting events that didn't succumb to 3rd world level infrastructure
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>>31493015
because the score board is out and Americans cant into maths
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This is blacker than the African cup of Nations
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>>31492937
Relieved to know it wasn't just me.
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>>31492897
Add youtube.com to your adblock filter.
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>Well hello, we're backPSHSHSHSSHSHSHSHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH
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>>31493025
Well hello were back. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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>well...er...hello
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>>31492932

I've already lost it just thinking about it
>>
>Well hello uhhhh
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>>31492873
We are not.

I'm watching another example of the US' decline of power.
>>
Dey calling for Alex Smith now. WOOOOWWWWW
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>well hello we are back

or not
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>mfw an Ameribible didn't pray to God and he shut the light off
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>>31493159

or remove it from your flashblock
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>tfw our broadcaster shows Beyonce again
>>
>well hello we're bakc
>STATIC
>>
THE BBC ARE BACK
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>>31493136
Swan invented the lightbulb m8.
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>>31492873
comedy
>>
>>31493033

Barton has a few nice tweets too
>>
>blessing in the sky
>>
>Hello, we're back
>hisssssssssss i'm a snake
>>
Blacker than the White House
>>
>Hello we're back, we-ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>>
The guy running the stream I'm watching keeps putting bullshit MLP shit over the stream.

Anyone have another one?
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>>31493046

The 49ers cut the power to win time, the Ravens PEDs are starting to wear off.
>>
>Hello we're bac-bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzkrsssssssssssssssshh

Is Merzbow in the studio?
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>>31492925
I ment as the fans singing its tune in relation to a sporting event.
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>Ameritransformers
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>>31493275
just watch BBC
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>>31492632
p-please respond
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>BBC
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>>31493136
tesla invented the lightbulb
>>
blackest nation on earth
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Guys I'm tired
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>BBC
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Americans are oh so quiet now, did you run out of electricity?
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>America
>hosting sporting events

the only you're good at are terrorist attacks
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As an American, I have to say this entire fiasco has been fucking hilarious.
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>BBC in charge of quality coverage
>>
>BBC
come on guys
>>
THIS BLACK OUT IS SPONSORED BY...TACO BELL....EAT SHIT AND HONDA....DRIVE JAP.
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ameridarks on /sp/ will never recover from this, they probably will be too embarassed to post here for months
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SHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHSHSHSHSS
>>
this game needs more niggers
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>Self proclaimed greatest superpower in the world
>Can't provide power for their biggest sporting event of the year
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>>31493136
I invented the lightbulb
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"Well, hello - we're backXXXXXXXZZZZHHHHHHHHHHZXXXXXXXX"

LOL
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Alright, this has been one hell of a show even if the Americans fucked up.

/sp/ hasn't been this crazy since the lelpocalypse.
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>>31492944

This is what happens when you hold something in niggertown u.s.a

The last time the power was out in the superdome people were getting raped and murdered. I wonder if that will happen again...
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>painting your face more black

Why??
>>
When they said that New Orleans was really black and nothing was left, I didn;t think they meant...
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>>31493370
you saying the big black cock is nothing breh?
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>>31493433
top lel
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>>31493306
It's a final.

You generally hold those on neutral ground.
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>greatest "country" in charge of power supply
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this is why i only come to /sp/ during events like this
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>2013
>Being unable to televise a sports even properly
>>
Things America does right:
Power outtages.
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YOU MAY ONLY POST ITT IF YOUR COUNTRY HAS A HIGHER HDI THAN MISSISSIPPI

Get in here, everybody except the Great Shitstain!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Index#2011_report

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_HDI

>51. Mississippi - 0.867
>United Kingdom 0.863

UK HDI: .863
Mississippi HDI: .867

UK GDP per Capita: $35,494
Mississippi GDP per Capita: $36,967

UK Unemployment: 7.8%
Mississippi Unemployment: 7.4%
UK Muslims: 3,000,000
Mississippi Muslims: 5,000
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>>31493148
All dat power
All dat GOAT
All dat Based
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>The Unplugged States of America

fucking kill yourselves, this is fucking shambolic
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>USA
>>
>all this failure
>amerispaghettis
>>
>Mohammed retakes top spot in English baby names

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/08/14/mohammed-retakes-top-spot-in-english-baby-names/

>The country, which was about 2% Muslim in 1990, grew to 4.6% Muslim in 2010, with nearly 2.9 million followers of the faith, according to analysis by the Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life.

>The popularity of the name comes as Britain's Muslim population is expected to double in the next 20 years

>By 2030, the United Kingdom will be just over 8% Muslim, with more than 5.5 million adherents
Also:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_the_United_Kingdom

>only 7% of Muslims in Britain think of themselves as British first, with 81% thinking of themselves as Muslim first.[10] .

>A survey which 1000 young British Muslims participated, revealed that 36% of 16-24 year olds believe if a Muslim converts to another religion they should be punished by death, 13% of 16-24 year olds admire organisations like Al-Qaeda, 61% of the questioned agree that homosexuality should be illegal, and 31 % agree that Muslim conversion should be forbidden and punishable by death.[12][13][14]

>68% of British Muslims support the arrest and prosecution of anyone who insults Islam.[17]

LEL

You just know that UK’s already abysmal freedom of speech laws will be brought down even more because of this changing demographic.
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>>31493235
Edison didn't invent the first one, of course, but his did become the standard version.
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>>31493438

>Ameridarks in charge of keeping their only relevant sporting event going
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yeah just reporting in

wtf get your shit together new orleans
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>>31493321
Swan invented the light bulb
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>>31493522
>oh no my country fucked up
>MAXIMUM SHITPOSTING
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>>31493494
Again, slavshit, it's not an issue with power supply. Note that half the stadium still has power. It's an issue with the stadium's own electrical systems.
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ameridarks you are done on /sp/

you will NEVER live this down
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The league isn't ready to say what knocked the power out. I sense Rexy, Sanchez, Cromartie, and the Fireman running around in the basement scheming
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>15 minute quarter
>takes an hour and half to play

GG AMERIDARKS
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>@jonlovett
>Two men, strangers, in the darkness of the upper deck. They joke about how no one can see a thing. Their thighs touch.

Salacious.
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>NFL = No fucking lights
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mike carlson, hes bringing banter back
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>>31493522

This Ameribulb mad
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>Number of power failures during The Africa Cup of Nations: 0
>Number of power failures the Superb owl final: 1

Africa>America
>>
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>mfw my state's income more than DOUBLES The Great Shitstain's income

>United Kingdom

>$25,168

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_income#States_ranked_by_median_household_income

>Massachusetts

>$65,000

feels good man
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>Ameribulbs
>>
GUYS GUYS, THIS IS TROLLING MATERIAL FOR MONTHS TO COME, GET EVERY PIC AND SCREENSHOT YOU CAN GET
>>
>mercedez benz
>electrical problems

Pick both
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>>31493617

>britain
>relevant anything
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>>31493306
They rotate where the Super Bowl is every year.
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>The Unlighted States of America
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>ameriblacks
>amerinfrastructure
>ameridarks
>americlaps
>amerifats
>amerismells
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Don't worry Brits, think of the good times.
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Joseph Barton @Joey7Barton
Can they not just invaded another country for more electricity, claiming they were a threat to stability of middle east or hiding WMD's!

lel
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>>31493490
t-thanks. That's weird, we don't do that here.
>>
Does anyone have any idea how much the tickets to the final cost on average? What's the cheapest price?
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>>31493614
stay mad, ameridarks
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>down to a blown transformer

>inb4 rule34 optimus prime
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>Amerishades
>>
TACTICAL NUKE ENGAGED
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>>31493704
>Ameribulb
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>>31493687
>>
>>31493687

lelel
>>
Alright, besides New Orleans being dumbasses, this is a great time to ask sports questions
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>>31493739
Both are American
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>>31493739
upboated
>>
>>31493522

>riley sticka
>>
>>31493647
it's ok, no one actually expects much from murica
>>
lel norwegian tv

>How are the fans coping with it? Are they still excited?
>They're buying beer and burgers, so yes.
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>>31493614
What does this have to do with sport events and our ability to host them?

Oh, you're just mad.
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>>31493750
>Blaming based Germany for being a third world country
stay classy ameridarks
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>>31481790
b-b-but 4th place
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>>31493777
>>31493796
>dat geopolitical britthurt
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>>31493741
Might want to buy some candles with all that cash m8.
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>'LET THE GAMES BEGIN'
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>>31491924
I swear those "wwwwwweeeeeeyyyyyyyyy"s get slower and slower each year, someone dropped a full pint few days ago in the SU and the "wwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy" lasted for about 10 seconds
>>
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/property/newhomes/9267158/New-houses-are-too-small-research-finds.html

>Newly-built houses are too cramped to swing a cat, with many Britons finding that their homes are too small to store a vacuum cleaner

Gee. Living on a tiny island with over 60 million people sounds fun
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>>31493777
>not having a stadium powered by Frankie Boyle's banter
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>english infrastructure
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NFL = No Functional Lighting
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watch the super bowl they said itll be fun they said
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>Lights go out
>When they turn on Ray lewisis lying in the floor in a pool on his own blood

Justice
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What will happen next...
>49ers make comeback to win
>everyone puts it down to powercut
>conspiracy theories ensue
>>
>fuck up on a massive scale
>hurrr HDI you mad Yuropoor

oh god

it truly is incredibly funny, keep embarrassing yourselves
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america pls

get the lights back on and finish this, i got video games to play
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Britbros, what channel will the ManU vs Real game be shown on? I'm guessing Sky right?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo8wWpxJi4s
Cracking tune this
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You can live out your life in misery, held here subject to my whims; or you can live comfort with good food and warm clothing, women as you desire them, allowed to pursue your studies of philsophy and history. I would enjoy debating with you. You have a keen mind.

It's up to you. A life of ease and reflection and intellectual challenge, or this.

Tell me, how many do you lights do you see?
>>
This is why the internet exists.
It's all been worth it.
>>
>>31493295
>>31493295
LGTSS
>>
AHAHAHA AMERIDARKS

OH GOD THIS IS SO GOOD
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>>31493859
Anyone want to ask football questions?

>>31493925
>protip: Don't hold things in the South.
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>>31493687
>>31493687
>>31493687
>>31493687
>>31493687
>>31493687
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>>31493841
Tesla's Serbian, born and raised.
>>
Ray Lewis looks like bane
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>>31493908

We have electricity here
>>
>the united states of disrepair
>>
>>31493943
ITV
>>
>AMERICAN INFRASTRUCTURE
>AMERICAN INFRASTRUCTURE
>AMERICAN INFRASTRUCTURE
>AMERICAN INFRASTRUCTURE
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>>31493943

Yup.
>>
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/12/beautifulpeoplecom-brits_n_355226.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/6542263/British-people-among-worlds-ugliest-according-to-BeautifulPeople.com.html


>Brits Are Ugliest In The World


>Fewer than one in eight British men (12 per cent) and just three in 20 women (15 per cent) who have applied to BeautifulPeople.com have been accepted as members

>Beautiful People managing director Greg Hodge said: "Asking why British people are doing so badly is a tough question. It hurts me - I'm English. I think there is less emphasis on appearance in the UK than overseas.

Just remember people....No matter how bad you have it, at least you'll never be British.

I attribute their pig disgusting looks to generations of inbreeding on that tiny island.

>62 million people living on an island that's smaller than oregon

oh shit nigger what are you doing.jpg
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>>31493918
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>ameribetas spilling spaghetti all over their transistors

lel
>>
I'm starting to realise why americans find this sport SO FUNNY
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>>31493522
>this guy
come on buddy, theres no need to pull the HDI card
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>>31493648
Pls don't be mad at me Europe.
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Electronic Arts @EA
Perfect time to go play #Madden.
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>>31493940
>massive scale
>some lights in one building going out for a few minutes
>>
Holy fuck.

Why do Americans get so mad about this shit?

When it happened yesterday it was just good banter.
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>>31494044
Stop the shitposting, and lets talk about football. You fucking faggot.
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>>31493988
he became a naturalized american citizen though
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>>31493841
One is Serbian.

>>31493910
Wouldn't have much power once they cut him for TV.
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>americunts
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>Ameridark boasting about how technologically and economically dominant they are
>hurr how do i light switch
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>>31493915
>comparing stuff that happened before you were born to current day
nice try ameridark, did you look up the valley parade fire between power cuts or are you a fan of the superior code of football?
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Oh god John Harbaugh is screaming at some guy in a suit, probably going to be another hour
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>>31481790
>Southampton will be top 6 in a few years
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>>31494071
You are still very nice people, it's all banter <3
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i feel sorry for americans

not only do they fuck up their #1 sporting event but they have to share a country with riley sticka
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>>31493988
And American by choice.

Immigrant nation, faggot.
>>
I consider Canada to be our (boring) 51st state, so no offense to them:

- most beautiful, varied geography in the 1st World. Any imaginable form of geography is in this nation, making your country entirely irrelevant.

- high HDI states that rival and surpass Norway be a good margin.

- The good states have significantly lower crime rates than your country.

-Whitest groups of people on the planet: There's 12 states in the USA where the white % of people range from 90-97%; It’s like the 1950s never left.

- more attractions and things to do in USA than any other country; highest amount of Points of Interest, highest amount of fun locations/establishments and businesses who set up fun things to do.

-best music scene by an incredible margin. More bands play live shows here per capita than any other country on the planet. Same goes with festivals. All the highest acclaimed bands play more live shows in a day here than they will all year in your country.

- Best Television and movies. Besides Canada, there's an immeasurable amount of movies and tv shows that doesn't make it in most countries of the world. For what does go outside North America, they still hear that odd version of Homer Simpson talking in an unfunny accent.

- best food in the world; all the world's food is inside this country. In the past few months, I had god status mexican food, thai food, mediterranean food, French, you name it. Also holds all the best exclusive food products by food companies, and is #1 for more microbreweries per capita, and holds most of the world's most acclaimed beer.

There’ll still be europoors here who’ll bring up an american stereotype, or bring up some sweeping american stat that lumps in all the states together, a stat that has nothing to do with the state I live in; it’s their poor reactionary defense mechanism, and precisely why a europoor has never trolled an american.
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>>31494090
ahahahahaha
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>>31494044
>can't handle the #banter
>full on spaghetti mode
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>>31493918
>>31493918
>>31493918
>>31493918

all this banterrr
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>>31494091
I think it is good banter, and I love seeing New Orleans to get negatives.
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I'm sorry yuros. I am very embarrassed for this mistake. We deserve any insults you throw towards our infrastructure.
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>>31494121
>get ready for dat clapping when the lights come back

>tfw this is actually going to happen
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>de 22 year old virgin
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>It was an outside power line that went dead.

The south embarrasses us once again.
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>>31493943
one on itv the other on sky
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>>31494102
Nope, he was an American immigrant

He chose to be American instead of Yuropoorean.

That is how immigrant nations work.
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>>31494180
You know, I'm fine with whatever country you're living in. Indeed, the USA is most likely in the top 3/top 5 visitors in your country, and most likely a top tier ally.

But...In the year 2012, to actually permanently live somewhere that's not a good location in the USA? Why?

There’s no reason why you shouldn’t be living here. You got dem top tier HDI states, you go the most beautiful geography in the world, and all the best entertainment. It's why USA is still the most sought out country to migrate to & live in. Deep down, you know every state isn’t the same, as do most people, it’s why America is still the most sought out country to live in.

So let’s take a look at how every state isn’t the same:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_HDI

>51. Mississippi - 0.867
>United Kingdom 0.863
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>for the forepla- before play
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>>31493648

This.

You are fucking GONE Ameridarks. Do you understand?

The game is over, Europe wins /sp/
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>>31494147
In the Championship?
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>>31493796

I love you Joey. Except you were shit tonight during the game.
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Why didn't they just pay their electricity bill?
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So, who's going to win the MVP? Flacco or Jacoby?
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>>31494221
Should have let those faggots secede
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THE BANTER WILL LIVE THROUGH THE AGES

>AMERIDARKS
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Why did you buy this shit hole off France?
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>>31494044

If only we ugly brits lived in America, then we could just sit in the dark and not look at each other
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HUCK HUCK GAWD WILL BRING DE LIGHT BACK Y'ALL
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>United States

>owns the planet by having every one of our allies a proxy state

>influences the planet's economy at an astronomical rate, having an unprecedented influence that is unlike anything in Earth's history


>can pressure most countries into doing our bidding

>owns the moon

>owns mars

>Strongest nation on Earth for 67 years and counting

>Highest GDP on Earth

>Worth 51% of the global economy

>Largest navy in the world

>Has military bases on 1/3rd of the Earth
>Only country with a functioning railgun
>30 years technologically superior to any other opposing nation's military on Earth
>Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce unmanned drones
>Developing a new generation of spaceships
>Only country to have been to the Moon
>Only country with a private sector actively working in space
>Global center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication
>Owns the most cities on the World Cities ranking chart
>Won WWII singlehandedly
>Never lost a war in its 237 year history
>Leader of the free world

Don't like us? No problem.

At the end of the day, you are all American people. You follow our elections. You eat our food. You watch our movies and television shows. You wear our clothes. You copy our vernacular. You access American websites. You copy our Constitution and our laws. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive our cars. The global economy is based on the US Dollar. Our military maintains bases on your soil. When our President speaks, you listen.

You are ALL American people.
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>ITT: people who can't take criticism well and USA vs. Europe again

For fuck sakes. Can we talk about American Football and this game?
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No
Fucking
Lights
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THIS IS WORSE THAN 9/11
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>moot adding a message

lel
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>Terrorism banter on the BBC
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>>31494044
>>31494044
>>31494044

>not being able to handle da banta

lel
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>>31494336

Yeah, you got us there

We're watching your dark
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>>31494221
>>31494298
We'd be closer to a surplus.
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>>31494248

>2012

>Amerislows
>Ameridarks
>Amerilackofluminescence
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>a
>m
>e
>r
>i
>d
>a
>r
>k
>s
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>>31494336
>Never lost a war

So... vietnam didn't happen?
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>>31494336
Which language are you posting in?
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>>31494391
moot is so fucking based, I would have sex with him
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>>31494336
i just hope you're trying to troll me, honestly
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Dunno what the point in spamming all this shit in the thread is.

Didn't stop the lights going out did it.
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this is why the superbowl should be in cowboys stadium every year until a better stadium is built
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>>31494336
>American
>handling the banter
woow....
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>>31493522
LOL

ahahahahaah holy shit man is there a country out there that's worse than the UK??
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>>31494207
lel
>>
Seriously though, they keep mentioning how good this is for the 49ers.

If they win, rigging is confirmed.
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fucking moot lel
>>
Nigger Flab League

No Fucking Lights
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to be fair though this is a reasonable trade off for the mars landing
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>>31494351
What game? Spot the third world country.

Obviously the prayers weren't loud enough.
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>>31494459
>thinking vietnam was a lost war
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>>31494391
>Check front page again
Hats off to moot. This is never going to be forgotten.
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>>31494351
Not our fault some of your own countrymen are that butthurt they have to spam.
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>>31494336
you just wrote copypasta history bro
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I WAS BORN IN THE DARKNESS
MOLDED BY IT
I DIDN'T SEE THE LIGHT UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN
–Joe Flacco
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So whatever happens we can agree:

Europe: 1
USA: 0
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>Ameribulbs
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>>31493796

This is a classic /sp/ shitpost, except for the exclamation mark.
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>>31494336
>cannot into electricity
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>>31494179
>>31494241
>yfw he took your money to conduct his research and then acknowledged serbia as his homeland
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>mfw a ameribulb prayed for light near me
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>>31494268
No, EPL.
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>>31494478

Is that the one with the giant screen?
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>>31493841
>meridonald education
nothing to see here, folks
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>>31494473
lel
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>>31494336
>Amerisemens
The teacher accused of spoon-feeding blindfolded children his semen in a sick ‘tasting game’ was investigated in 1994, but prosecutors decided not to pursue the case.

Investigators recommended that a sex charge involving a 10-year-old girl should be filed against Mark Berndt, 17 years before horrifying bondage style photographs of children with live cockroaches on their faces came to light.

In the earlier episode, the girl claimed Berndt, now 61, tried to grope her genitals during class, but she pushed his hand away, sheriff's sergeant Dan Scott said.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2095742/Mark-Berndt-Teacher-spoonfed-semen-children-investigated-1994.html#ixzz2JtNGCizE
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
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reminder less than 50% of newborns in america are white
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Wait, isnt this the yuro thread...
Why americans shitpost here

>tfw not yuro
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So we an all agree that next years superb owl should be held in london to avoid this?
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Transformers 4 confirmed
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>>31494090
Half the stadium losing power during the most important, most televised event in the American calendar. It's hardly comparable to blowing a bulb in your kitchen.
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31 minute delay
even Portsmouth got the lights up before that
>ameridarks
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>>31494351
Maybe if your beta nation was competent enough to broadcast the football we could discuss it. Instead, your 'engineers' spagettied everywhere.
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why are americans even trying to troll in this thread when theyve just been humiliated on a global scale?

#desperate #third_world #pray4usa
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I love how defensive/butthurt the amerilights have gotten over this ameripower outage.

anyone would think the ameridarks have some kind of inferiority complex or something with all the chest beating that goes on.
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Dayum. Murricans getting owned HARD in this thread.
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damn yruops getting trolled epickly hard itt!
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>mfw americans stop shitposting after 1-2 hours because their laptop batteries wear out
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>ameridarks
>handling the banter

pick 1.

god bless osama
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>>31494594
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm maisie
>>
I feel like some of you who are saying americunts and posting 9/11 pictures are actually american. The insults feel a little to forced for europeans. But then again I've led a sheltered life as an "amerifat" so I wouldn't know.
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>>31494621
>#pray4use

lel
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>>31494336
>Strongest nation on Earth for 67 years and counting
LEL
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>>31494594

b-b-but Craven Cottage is in London
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/sp/ will never be the same.

Remember this. This was the straw that broke the camel's back.
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>AMERICANS TRYING TO PRAY THE DARKNESS AWAY
>AMERICANS TRYING TO EAT THE DARKNESS AWAY
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>>31494569
Wow Russia you are an expert at responding to comments made at the beginning of a conversation well after it has taken place
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this thread is getting worst
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>>31494567
yeah
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>The land of hope and glory (and darkness)
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>>31494658
Bit dark in here to be sure m8.
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>>31494483
>ahahahahaah holy shit man is there a country out there that's worse than the UK??


Yes: look around you. Oh sorry, you cant cos' you got no lights NIGGA
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It rebegins !
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>amerilights
>ameridarks
>ameripoors
>amerinfrastructure
>ameriblacks
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>>31494336
>america
>law
>books
>culture


lal
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>>31494698
atleast we'd all cheer and have banter
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>>31494628
>>31494632
lel
>>
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>>31476092
>no fun allowed

how can yurps talk about LEL ADS when soccer players have ads on their fucking jerseys
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OH SWEET BABY JEEZUS

DELIVER US FROM THE VENGEFUL DARKNESS AND BLESS US WITH YOUR BOUNTY OF LIGHT

PLEASE LAWD JEEZUS SHOW US THE LIGHT
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>>31494637
>>31494637
>>31494637
LEL THIS
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>>31494620
>a country that is one of the top recipients of american sperm
>calling anybody beta
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>>31494611
>managing to be slower at getting the lights back on than the poorest football club in england
>murrika
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>>31494594

It's already set for New York unless the Jets or Giants make it.
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I propose a few Superb Owl 7s, while we still can.
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ITT loads of embarrassed Americans.

G-g-g-g-guys, imagine being American LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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>>31494724

That's a good stadium. 10/10 would visit.
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>this nigger talk
>>
STOP DOING THE DAMN "AMERI-" THING
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>>31494478
>places that should hold superbowls over NO

Gillette Stadium(NE)
MetLife Stadium(NYG/NYJ)
Rogers Centre(BUF, located Toronto)
Arrowhead Stadium(KC)
Cowboys Stadium(DAL)
Ford Field(DET)
Georgia Dome(ATL)
New 49ers Stadium(SF)
CenturyLink Field(SEA)
University of Phoenix Stadium(ARI)
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>>31494658
it would help if we could shed some light on the situation eh?
>>
33 MINUTE DELAY

HAHAHA WHAT A SHIT COUNTRY

GREATEST SHOW THEY SAID

YOUR SPORT IS A FUCKING CIRCUS AND LAUGHING STOCK
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>niggers
>>
You are now aware there has been a longer delay, than there has been game time
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Brits getting told hard ITT
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>>31494759
Because it doesn't interrupt the game.
>>
#cutpower4bieber
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>>31494569

When I went to Russia your citizens were literally begging to help me get into America.

Russia cannot into rich.
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are Americlaps clapping when the lights go off or when they eventually come back on again?
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>>31494591
it looks like exiles are excluded now
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>moot

Just about time to start again, lads.
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>>31494723
Oh Paul you try so hard
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>>31494483
Yeah there is.

America
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>>31494715
i wish there were more electricity experts among you
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>>31494827
dont forget the half time "entertainment"
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>>31494853
lel
>>
>AC/DC

LET THERE BE LIGHT
>>
>>31494620
New Orleans isn't a haven of geniuses. You have to be some kind of dumbass to live near somewhere that is prone to hurricanes.
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This will not be forgotten, this will live through the ages, prepare your anus murrican /sp/
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LEL
>>
HERE WE GO
>>
WE FOOTBALL AGAIN
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>>31494812
>amerisensitives
>>
>>31494840
oh god
>the unpowered states of america
>>
>Ameri34miutesofdarkness
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>>31494812
>ameribulbs can't handle the bantz
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>>31494802
Would let poop in mouth/10
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>>31494336
i teared up a little bro.
God bless America.
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lol yurop steals all there jokes from twitter
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Goddammit, bring on the banter. We deserve it. Fucking New Orleans with their shit infrastructure.
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>>31494336
>drive our cars
wat
>>
WE GRIDIRON NOW
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>>31494880

At least our nuclear power plants don't blow up.
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>>31494818

battersea power station
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>>31494818
>Stadium of the Central African Republic.
>>
Inb4 the 49ers have a massive comeback now and it's a huge controversy because the ravens blame the lights
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>>31494906
no way
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>>31494906
>AMERICA

>>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748 >>31402748
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thank god we have started again
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>>31494873

Greatest night ever on /sp/
>>
I think Americans have proven once again, that they simply cannot handle the banter.
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>>31494696

>implying America would have to do little more than shit on your country to destroy it.
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>Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK >Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK >Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK >Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK >Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK >Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK >Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK >Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK >Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK >Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK >Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK >Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK >Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK >Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK >Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK >Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK >Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK >Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK >Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK >Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK >Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK >Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK >Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK >Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK >Americans in the UK earn about twice as much as Britains in the UK
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I nearly went to bed at half time.

I'd be gutted if i'd missed this.
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>playing the rest of the match
>not killing yourself out of embarrassment
This sport has long ceased to be a joke even at this point
>>
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE:
FUNCTIONING LIGHTS

SUPERB OWL:
BROKEN LIGHTS

EUROPOORS>AMERIFATS
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>red state infrastructure
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>>31494987
They had to hold an NFL game, you funny pal.

>>31494985
>Super Bowl on an aircraft hanger
Would be pretty cool
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>>31494974
murrican is so insecure he has to recall events from 1986
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>>31494974
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Mile_Island_accident
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>>31494906
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>>31494906
oh god. you poor sad losers
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>>31494974
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Mile_Island_accident
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>all these liberal faggots trying to blame this on the south
>>
RELOAD THE FRONT PAGE AGAIN
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>>31495031
You misspelled "eat".
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BASED moot
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>>31494974
>>31494974
>>31494974
>Benjamin K. Sovacool has reported that worldwide there have been 99 accidents at nuclear power plants from 1952 to 2009 (defined as incidents that either resulted in the loss of human life or more than US$50,000 of property damage, the amount the US federal government uses to define major energy accidents that must be reported), totaling US$20.5 billion in property damages.[5] Fifty-seven accidents have occurred since the Chernobyl disaster, and almost two-thirds (56 out of 99) of all nuclear-related accidents have occurred in the USA. There have been comparatively few fatalities associated with nuclear power plant accidents.[5]
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>>31495090
YES YES YES
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>>31494961
Louisianafag here, I may not believe in a higher power, but if we all harass New Orleans enough, and quickly enough, it may just sink into the ocean to never bee seen again. N'awlins niggers, San Fran fags, and that trash from Baltimore all sinks into the briny deep to never be seen again.

HATE WITH ME, EUROS. HATE WITH ME AMERICANS. HATE WITH ME SOUTH AMERICANS. CANADIANS. MEXICANS. BRAZILIANS. AFRICANS. ASIANS. AUSTRALIANS. BANTER A CITY INTO THE GULF, AND SET FORTH THE AGE OF MAN BECOMING GOD OF HIS REALM.
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All this Ameridark damage control
my sides
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>>31495090
>>31494906
#pray4usa
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YOUTUBE VIDEO IS RUINING MOBILE BROWSING!!!!
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>>31495090
It just keeps getting better.

I'm going to make a collage of this shit.
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Wow, San Francisco, this delay benefited you and you still can't do anything. The 49ers are like the lights, they have no power.
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>>31495088

Do you know the difference between a meltdown and an explosion?
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>>31495088
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Mile_Island_accident

>minor partial meltdown
>HOLY SHIT FUCKING BLOWOUT STALKER

Nah bro. Don't do this
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>>31495125
FOR YOU
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>>31494703
hahaha darwinism at work

>>31494818
>dem northern stadiums
>Snowb Owls
YES PLS

>>31495123
>this butthurt redneck
>>
INB4 Ravens TD

INB4 lights go out again.
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>American Infrastructure
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>>31495125

>my sides
>>
THIS SUPERBOWL WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY SMOKE SIGNAL AND CARRIER PIGEON
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>>31495031
Because we only take the best and brightest from murrica, we have polaks to clean our toilets
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>>31495123
hopefully in the next civil war we can burn New Orleans down like we burned Atlanta in the last civil war
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>>31495061

>weeaboo scared the guvment won't give him money and he won't be able to watch chinese animated CP 24/7
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>>31494906
Saved
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>>31495090
>>31494906
Fuck.
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>>31495133
we're only fat because of minorities, kiddo

that, and the white people in the deep south


meanwhile you're a white country with no rednecks, and still in the top 3 fattest countries on earth

what an embarrassment to the white race, brah
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>this is a 10 in murrica
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>>31495090
>De Karmic
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>>31494906
>>31495090
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Amerimad all over this thread
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>>31495245
>only cause of minorities

>implying

LEL LEL LEL
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>>31495090
#pray4america
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>>31495245
> Britain
>white
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>we will never have threads as good as the regular season yuro threads
;_;
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WE COULD BE IN THE FOURTH QUARTER NOW!!
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>>31495165

>New Orleans sinking into the gulf

Don't know if want.
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>lights come back on
>adverts
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>>31494906
Lel. I remember this post from yesterday.
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hey america, i feel bad for you guys. ill be sending you a shoebox with some canned food and maybe some soap at christmas time

#pray4usa
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>>31494974
Sure, john, that's why the whole world asks rus bros to set up their plants. Go steal some german scientist or smth.
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>>31495245

Are Ameridarks so fat because the only light they get is from the fridge?
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>>31495121
>TMI
>explosion
>>
>Ravens
>Trying to murder the camera

Lel
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>>31495176
My phone almost went on fire whilst trying to browse this thread.
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>>31495305
HORY SHET
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>>31495284
>>31495305
Based Ireland
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>americans in charge of pronouncing their own language
>americans cannot into february
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>>31495031
You could say that about most immigrants from one first world coutnry to another. Those that emigrate are usually postgraduates or headhunted high flyers.
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>murricans cannot into pronouncing February
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oh man I could have fapped in that time
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>>31495245
We can say the same thing mate, without Scotland or Wales we're not even in the top 10
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>>31494703
lel
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>>31495288
I'm more mad at fucking New Orleans.

>Shitty city with notoriety
>full of dumb people and "musicians"
>terrible food
>gets to hold fucking 10 Super Bowl

I hope this means they can't have Super Bowls anymore.
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>>31495245

still a virgin riley?
>>
>There was less adds when the lights were out
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>>31495348

>mfw all the world's scientists leave their shit tier countries to come to america
>mfw you say we're stealing them
>mfw no face
>>
So I think we can all agree that the Brits tried to dabble in trolling when the lights went out,

and got their shit slapped in furiously by Americans right after

What makes the british so fundamentally beta?

Centuries of inbreeding on that tiny island?
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>>31495305
muh sides
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>>31495216
>implying I'm not a state worker for glorious Commiefornia
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>>31495397
>terrible food
OH FUCK NO NIGGA YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE
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>>31495359

MY SIDES
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>>31495245
>we're only not white because we're not white
>we're only fat because we're fat
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>>31495379
>>31495387

No, its FebruANY because Subway has all their sammaches with new lower prices for the month. Oh wait, is this a trick?
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>>31495433
>ameridarks
>handling the banter
only one can possibly be chosen
>>
This game is stupid.

Thanks for the invite to observe /sp/astics in action, moot.
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>>31495359
BERZINGERS
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>>31495433
>Murrican banter.
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Flaco passing yards: 400
49ers yards: 400
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>>31495433
I can't stop laughing /sp/.

I'm going to wake my neighbors up.
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>>31495305
fuck okay we get it just stop okay pls
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>>31495422
>almost 2/3rds of all nuclear accidents have happened in America

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_accident
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>>31495359
zimbabwe
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>>31495397
>terrible food

Pffffffft.
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>>31495474
NOLA has shit food.
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>>31495433
>Ameridarks
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>>31495433

You can only speak a yuro language


>beta
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ameriplanes have been destroyed!
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im going to have to teach my kids not to waste electricity. its a luxury that people in third world countries like america dont have. we are truly blessed.

#pray4usa
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>>31495550
New Orleans fucking sucks, to be honest. I don't understand the appeal to begin with. Take your Jambalaya and shove it up your ass.
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>>31495584
top lel, atleast he admitted it like a sport
I love this Anglo-Banter
>>
Did kap just run out of play because he was scared of a tackle?
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>electric was back on within ten minutes at craven cottage.
>teams, players and fans constantly updated on what was going on

Compare that to this.

>mfw Craven Cottage would make a better Superbowl holder that a 200 million £ USA built stadium
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>>31494906
>>31495090
>>31495305
>having a 14% unemployment rate


Seriously, how did you spud kickers fuck up this hard?

We had 8 years of George Bush and still only managed to top out at 10% in around 2010

meanwhile it's 2013 and none of you guys are employed - without any Bush


very telling about your irrelevant shithole
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>>31495433
>the city of riley

>ameridarks
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If the 49ers came back to win this, would this go down as the biggest Owl shitstorm of all time?
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AMERIFATS WILL CARRY TORCHES TO STADIUMS IN FUTURE
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>>31495643
yep he's that scared
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this is a 10 in america
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Why don't they fuck up the QB with an evil tackle?
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>>31495643
Quarterbacks are taught to do that or slide because they are so valuable
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>>31495602
top lel
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>>31495602
How bout you pray for New Orleans to not have the same electrical infrastructure as the 1970s. I feel like I'm going to bash this city for the rest of this thread because I'm fucking mad. I'm glad you guys are laughing, that may mean that New Orleans never hosts another owl.
>>
>that is a lot of BIG MEN in there!

FOR YOU
>>
>tfw I still need 14 more points to win all of my bets
>>
The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik

Beyonce ass break the power at super bowl
>>
I'm surprised no one's ever said "Ameridebts"
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>>31495657
I thought you Americans loved Ireland.

Given the chance, most of you boast about being 1/39854903th Irish.
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>>31495719
Goodell would have them beheaded.
>>
>Crabtree
>Biggest US embarrassment since Vietnam
>>
>riley sticka in charge of damage control
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>>31495713

>brit talking about looks


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/12/beautifulpeoplecom-brits_n_355226.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/6542263/British-people-among-worlds-ugliest-according-to-BeautifulPeople.com.html


>Brits Are Ugliest In The World


>Fewer than one in eight British men (12 per cent) and just three in 20 women (15 per cent) who have applied to BeautifulPeople.com have been accepted as members

>Beautiful People managing director Greg Hodge said: "Asking why British people are doing so badly is a tough question. It hurts me - I'm English. I think there is less emphasis on appearance in the UK than overseas.
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>>31495685
>18-1

Nope.
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Americas worst nightmare.
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>>31495607

New Orleans is just the retarded stepchild of Vegas.
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>>31495745
iktf
I need 21 more points
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>crabtree

Fucking learn to catch dumbass.
>>
its too bad the power didnt break during beyonce's performance, that wouldve been priceless
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>>31495657

>looking up all these facts about a country you call "irrelevant"

>mad as fuck ameribulbs
>>
>>31495756
>CHINA CUTS OFF THE LIGHTS AND WATER BECAUSE AMERIDEBTS ARENT PICKING UP THE PHONE
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>>31495779
>i got trolled one too many times on 4chan

typical britbeta
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>>31495750
ZIMBABWE
>>
HAHAHAHA, The people next door have a slower input than me and they are reacting to things that are happening 30 seconds after they did for me. Well, gonna be a gent and invite them in
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>>31495801
Fishy is biting
>>
WILL AMERIFATS TAKES TORCHES TO STADIUMS IN FUTURE JUST IN CASE?

SUCH IS LIFE IN THIRD WORLD
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>>31495801
you just don't know what you look like
>no light
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>>31495785
who the fuck is Goodell.
>>
>>31494974
Chernobyl is in Ukraine, not Russia.


Also
>Three Mile Isle
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>>31495728

How do they choose where the Owl is played anyway?
>>
>>31495828
Doesn't India have the same power issues as the USA?
>>
LGTSS
>Kapaernishit
>>
fuck you niggers
>>
>>31495831

>implying Beyonce didn't break the power.
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>>31495820
When they fucking got the rights to the Super Bowl I was fucking mad. Now I'm irate.

>>31495873
Just don't hold Super Bowls in the South

>>31495884
NFL Commissioner, the boss
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>>31495833

>implying you're not irrelevant
>>
tfw no Kammy
>>
i cant wait to hit the french quarter tonight. it's going to be fucking packed. some people are def get shot.
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>>31495873
>Flashlights
>>
>>31495885

Three Mile Island didn't blow up.
>>
>>31495885
>3MI
>didn't blow up
>still operating to this day

GJGE
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>>31495890
A competition committee. Now they are thinking of having the next few Owls in Seattle and SF because of New York's Owl next year.
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>>31495750
I love Sheiky Baby
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>>31495801
Just calm down stop being such an aspie
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>>31495684

fucking lel, saved
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>>31495813
SIERRA
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>>31494044
>Writing 60 essay length posts
> No butthurt
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>>31495657
Umm you do understand their liberals let everyone in.
>>
nothing beats an astronaut
>>
>Axe Apollo
>Nothing beats an astronaut
>punching a shark
This advert. God bless America.
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>>31495813
kfc bucket went #boom
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>>31495952
>fleshlights
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>>31495813

4/2 neva forget ;_;
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Imagine the shitstorm of the power going off AGAIN.

/sp/ would explode
>>
We urgently need a new thread.
>>
Wish I had alcohol
>>
>>31495965
>Benjamin K. Sovacool has reported that worldwide there have been 99 accidents at nuclear power plants from 1952 to 2009 (defined as incidents that either resulted in the loss of human life or more than US$50,000 of property damage, the amount the US federal government uses to define major energy accidents that must be reported), totaling US$20.5 billion in property damages.[5] Fifty-seven accidents have occurred since the Chernobyl disaster, and almost two-thirds (56 out of 99) of all nuclear-related accidents have occurred in the USA. There have been comparatively few fatalities associated with nuclear power plant accidents.[5]

>Benjamin K. Sovacool has reported that worldwide there have been 99 accidents at nuclear power plants from 1952 to 2009 (defined as incidents that either resulted in the loss of human life or more than US$50,000 of property damage, the amount the US federal government uses to define major energy accidents that must be reported), totaling US$20.5 billion in property damages.[5] Fifty-seven accidents have occurred since the Chernobyl disaster, and almost two-thirds (56 out of 99) of all nuclear-related accidents have occurred in the USA. There have been comparatively few fatalities associated with nuclear power plant accidents.[5]

LEL LEL LEL
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>>31496044

>sticky
>>
imagine how many floating eyes they were in that stadium when the lights were out
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>>31495965
Actually there's 2 units. The unit that had the incident isn't operating, but the other unit is. Nothing compares to Chernobyl though. Nothing.
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>all these yuropoors trying to troll the one or two americans ITT


I literally haven't seen anything more beta on 4chan all week

>e-even though the Americans are partying IRL, and the ones on 4chan are in the American thread..M-maybe we'll catch the attention of one or two of 'em! It'll raise my self esteem
>>
fucking illuminati
>>
>American talks about people being beta.
>Spending Superbowl Sunday shitposting on /sp/ rather than at a party or sports bar
top lel
>>
>>31495975

That would be crazy if the Owl was in Seattle and the Hawks were in it.
>>
BEYONCE ASKED THE ENTIRE STADIUM TO PUT HANDS FORWARD AND GIB POWER

BEYONCE CAUSED BLACKOUT
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>>31496037
It'll be good the next time the power goes out at an EPL game.

Bound to happen sooner or later.
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>>31496079
>>
All trolling aside, is everyone confirmed okay after that blue explosion?
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>>31496099
>partying when you can't see anything
>>
DAT CRABTREE
>>
TWO POSSESSION GAME BITCHES
>>
FUCKING FIXED
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>>31496058
>human life is equal to $50,000 property damage

Come back with better details than that shit.
>>
COMEBACK
>>
THE COMEBACK BEGINS
>>
Is the comeback on?
>>
we comeback nao?
>>
GAME ON

NOW LEAVE THE MERIDARKS ALONE AND WATCH THE GAME
>>
Come on Ravens, shit tackles there
>>
Just as predicted.
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>>31496099

>sitting on /sp/ during the biggest sporting event in your country

still a virgin riley?
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>>31495952
>mfw Amerifats call torches flashlights
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>>31496129

>Beyonce says "God bless y'all"
>Power goes out

checkmate atheists!
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>>31496099
stop embarrassing yourself, its just a bit of banter
>>
>Ravens in charge of wrapping up.

This is basic shit.
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>>31496160
There were a few injuries in the crowd, but nothing to severe.
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Bud light cam, pepsi kick off, pepsi half time, pizza hut pregame show, im getting really embarrassed. When i stream soccer sponsors are never mentioned, granted there are advertisement boards. I get that sponsors keep the money flowing into the sport, but we really need to cut down on this shit being so obvious. Why do we have to mention its a Pepsi Camera, can we not just give them a free commercial slot or something
>>
WE COMEBACK NOW
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>>31496165
This guy can handle the banter.
>>
Haha, the rigging begins!
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>>31496233
>>31496234
THE GLENNBACK BEGINS
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>>31496099
Geez, just let it go, it is just an insult because it something that happened. Stop it.
>>
>thinking the comeback is on
>>
>>31496203
>US$20.5 BILLION

>almost TWO-THIRDS of ALL NUCLEAR-RELATED ACCIDENTS have occurred in HAMBURGERLAND
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>>31496262
We're well aware of Britain's problem with speaking English.
>>
>>31495862

HAHAHAHA
>>
Why are they so bad at tackling, they always go too high. You don't see this shit in Rugby
>>
So, yurobros, what muslim country gets it this time? #2/4
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>>31496058
sauce?
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>>31496165
this guy gets it. top banta m8
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>iron sheik
>/sp/ user

Pick 2
>>31495829 →
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>>31496099
>e-even though the Americans are partying IRL,
>shitposting on /sp/
top lel

Some party.
>>
THE COMEBACK BEGINS
RAVENS PREPARE YOUR ANUSES
>>
hey guys, im going on my gap year next summer, i will be travelling through america doing charity work, teaching the kids about the wonders of the first world like electricity. theres something noble about how simple the americans live.

#pray4usa
>>
GOODELL REALIZED HE WAS LOSING VIEWERS WITH THE BLOWOUT

49ERS COMEBACK INCOMING
>>
riley sticka has to be the biggest autist in 4chan history
>>
>>31496289
I wouldn't worry, the ways it's going Sky coverage will be like this in a few years.
>>
2-0 THE MOST DANGEROUS SCORE 2-0 THE MOST DANGEROUS SCORE 2-0 THE MOST DANGEROUS SCORE 2-0 THE MOST DANGEROUS SCORE 2-0 THE MOST DANGEROUS SCORE 2-0 THE MOST DANGEROUS SCORE 2-0 THE MOST DANGEROUS SCORE 2-0 THE MOST DANGEROUS SCORE
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>Gangnam style ad

Obligatory
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>PSY pistachio commercial

What the fuck is this shit
>>
>>31496099
come on m8 u can handle the banter better than that
>>
>>31496415
GLENNBACK GLENNBACK GLENNBACK
>>
holy fuck that pistachio commercial is epic
>>
>>31496407
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_accident
>>
psy wat r u doin

psy

pls
>>
COMEBACK TIME !
>>
This has been one of the worst Owls because this fucking game slowed down so badly because of New Orleans. Fuck you, New Orleans.
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>>31496262
Torches are antiquated forms of lights
Sticks with oil soaked rags on the end
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>>31496275
Hmm?

I'm just laughing at how Brits are shitting their pants over the chance to troll the three americans ITT

It's the most embarrassing, bizarre spectacle on 4chan at the moment
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>>31496486
its a sticky you dense cunt
>>
>>31496486

0/10
>>
The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik

Even all of the lights out Manti Te'o only fuck fake dead girl
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>>31496370
>>
I stayed up to give handegg a try once.
What the fuck is this disgusting shit? Do Americlaps really watch this or is this just a big troll?
>>
Jesus, american /sp/ is being really autistic. Why can't they handle the banter.
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>>31496565
This. Flashlight makes more sense.
>>
at last they score
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>>31496486

I want /b/ to leave.
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>>31494336
>Don't like us? No problem.
The five hundred copypasta posts clearly indicate you do have a problem with it.
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FUCKING SUPERBOWL

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING EVEN?!!?!
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>>31496598
Dude wat
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>>31496573
Holy shit you are mad little guy don't let the meanies get to you
>>
>Jacoby Jones in charge of breaking NFL records
>>
>>31496573

What else are we gonna talk about when something like that happens?

Stop crying you baby
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>>31496573
m8, what the fuck are you doing?
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>>31496573
well im enjoying myself. you sound a bit upset
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>>31496573

this is the euro thread, you're not wanted here, fuck off riley.
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>>31496526
We have more nuclear plants than anybody else, obviously there is a higher chance of accident.

And yet we've never had a massive meltdown/explosion at any of them.

(lel slavs)
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9000+ hours in paint
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Why do Scottish people speak English? Don't they have any pride?
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>>31496573
you just can't help yourself can you
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>>31496573
Shut the fuck up, please. Just shut the fuck up.
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>>31496631
they don't watch it. It's a reason to meet up and 1 ton of Nachos woth cheese
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>>31496573
>implying you can see the spectacle when the lights are off
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>>31496631

I wish I was left in the dark about it, really. This always messes with my sleeping pattern.
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>>31496573
why can't you handle the banter m7?
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>>31496573
that's right man, fight the injustice
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>>31496598
lel
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>>31496716
We're you saying yesterday that the power wouldn't go out at the Owl?
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Name: Riley L Sticka
Age: 22
Education: Glencoe High School, Hillsboro. Class of 2008.
Address: 686 S 25th Ct, Cornelius, Oregon, 97113-7273.
Parents: Ricky Joe Sticka (age 53) and Betty Lou Sticka (age 47)
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>>31496647
Pretty sure it's mostly the 'visitors' from the other boards. Ameri/sp/ isn't this bad with banter
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Someone please screencap this Ameribulb analpain.
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you americans know we just playin, right?
we dont really hate you
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Comeback status:

[ ] Not Happening
[X] Happening
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>>31496647
They left your empire before you could teach them proper bants, m8.
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>>31496598
The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik

I hope Beyonce ass shake worse than earthquake hope everyone in the north korea die
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>>31496631
It is fun once you get how everything works. That is why it isn't popular globally.
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>>31496806
what the fuck are you doing?
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>>31496747

LIKE A JEDI KNIGHT
NO
A TEMPLAR KNIGHT

Based Ray
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SACKO!
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>Sacco
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for fuck sake Ravens come on
>>
I smell a comeback
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>>31496807
That pasta is always used on /sp/
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>>31496810
>so many darkies
at least they know how to ambient light
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>>31496802
This may be news to you but there is more than one American posting on 4chan, and not all of our power comes from Nuclear power plants. In fact most of it comes from coal.
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>that atrocious offensive line control
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>>31496732
Actually, a lot of scots speak a dialect of english called, unsurprisingly, Scot's. We contributed to the formation of the language also.

I realise you were joking, but we can't let you americans have that can we?
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WHAT THE FUCK
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>>31496360
>human life is equal to $50,000 of property damage
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IM OUT. NIGHT NIGHT.
TOP BANTER BRITBOTTLES
ANGLOSPHERE4LYF
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>>31496860

my fucking sides lel
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>>31496806

don't be a dick
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>>31496921
I smell you
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>getting hit out of bounds by the punter
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THE COMEBACK IS ON
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DAT COMEBACK DAT COMEBACK DAT COMEBACK DAT COMEBACK DAT COMEBACK DAT COMEBACK DAT COMEBACK DAT COMEBACK
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
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shit's getting real now
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>>31496860
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Fuck sake joey
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>>31496732

Why do American people speak English? Don't they have any pride?
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>>31496987
Good night, have beautiful dreams
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>>31496787
Well, we were left in the dark.
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Your Superbowl MVP ladies and gentlemen.
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ravens in charge of not blowing it
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Is spaghetti usually such a significant part of a raven's diet?
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>>31496967

I'm actually curious about it. Is it the same deal with the other kingdoms?
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>Super bowl history
>About comebacks
>Telling you how much niners were trailing

AND THE RIGGING HAS BEGUN
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>>31497038
Sam Koch isn't just any punter. He's a mega punter.
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>>31497046
IT
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Muh stream
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Ravens better not lose this shit
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THIS FUCKING GAME
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holy shit, it's actually happening
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>THIS COMEBACK
OH SHIT
>>
If the 49ers comeback to win this, then Ray Lewis will commit a series of murders? Starting with Goodell?
TD 49ers.
>>
WE COMEBACK NOW
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IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING
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3-2 this comeback
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LGTSS:
>Ravens in charge of winning the owl
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WHERE ARE THE SPORTS, /sp/. YOU TOLD ME THERE WOULD BE SPORTS
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RIGGED
>>
That was a nice block by Walker
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This is now 4-3 in divegrass terms I think.
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>>31496987

keep a night light on if you want, we've got plenty
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Well shit, the comeback might actually be on

Revens pls
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>>31497081

It's our language since we kicked their ass.
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>>31497161

Ireland/Wales have their own language, they are dying out though
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>RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS >RAVENS

its happening
comeback is happening
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Tek a boo son. Game on!
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SUCKimore

>>31497252
He'd revive Edison and kill him again
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>RATBIRDS
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>>31497161
He's full of shit m8. Scots don't have a dialect, they just can't fucking speak properly.
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Hey guys i don't like what's goning on.
I can't handle another game like the broncos one
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>>31497252
>Manslaughter
>25 year penalty
>First down 49ers
>>
If they actually come back having been SO BAD before the lights-out, then this will be one of the most controversial sporting events of all time.
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IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
KAEPERNIGGER IS DELIVERING
LET THE GAMES BEGIN
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Who, playing today, grew up in gang culture?
They all look like they did.
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Fuck you, i need sleep.
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>>31497290
>>31497290
Aren't you watching this comeback you double nigger.
>>
I TOLD YOU

THIS SHIT IS FUCKING RIGGEd
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BLOOOOOOTERRRRRRRR

4-2 RAVENS

THE COMEBACK IS ON
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>>31497308
Ravens throwing the game. This is obvious.
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every american sports chant ever:
>LETS GO TEAM NAME

so original guys
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>>31497426
Shit. You are right.
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Lol, wow. There is gay dude on my facebook (my gay cousins boy friend) who doesn't ever post anything about sports (except sometimes soccer) and he's hardcore bandwagoning the the niners just because San Fran is the gay capital of the world.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK YOU RAVENS
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>>31497381
HOO BOOT DEM FEMAIL LINSWIMMIN
>>
SORT IT OUT RAVENS
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>got a player down wel be back soon

SOME1 DED
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>>31497426
>sporting events
It'll be one of the most controversial sporting events in American history.

No one outside /sp/ and America will give a shit probably.
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>>31497487
College chants are pretty good
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Fuck.
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>>31497443
90% of them
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ANOTHER TOUCHDOWN
LET THE REAL FUN COMMENCE

WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THIS RIGGING/
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>>31497341
No, this is comparable to 2-1 in divegrass. If the scores were inthe 40s we could start to say 4 or 3 goals. But truth is its alot easier to score in football than in soccer
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LOOK AT THAT GUYS DICK FLAPPING AROUND AS HE RUNS
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>RIGGED BOWL
>RIGGED BOWL
>RIGGED BOWL
>RIGGED BOWL

FUCK THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT
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daily reminder
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>>31497426

it will be the most important thing that has ever happened in the world you flaming drama queen
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>inb4 another kickoff return TD
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>>31497487
>obsessing on an american proxy

fucking beta.jpg
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what the fuck is becks saphire?
Do we have that too?
>>
Are we seeing the beginning of Goddell ball?
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>>31497567
RAMMER JAMMER YELLOWHAMMER GIVE 'EM HELL ALABAMA
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>>31497465
>a sport where things can change in less than 20 minutes of kicking
>hurr durr fixed m8
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>>31497487

I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT
I BELIEVE THAT WE
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

FIIIIIGHT AND WIN
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>>31497426
>one of the most controversial sporting events of all time

It was a 20 minute delay. It wasn't a big deal. Yeah, it was embarrassing for the host city, but people will hardly remember the blackout as much as the Ravens completely blowing it.
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>>31497649
>man utd power outage
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--. --- -.. / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. / -.. .- -- -. / .. -
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IT CAN HAPPEN

>CASE KLOSED
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This has to be rigged. Even fatclaps can't fuck up like this.
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and jeebus came down from heben, and unto Ray Lewis he said, thou shalt not hab another owl ring
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Pick one guy playing you would niot want to fight
Pick one guy you would fight if you had to choose one
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I have the strangest feeling David Stern is some how involved in this
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I just want to say this has been my favourite /sp/ superbowl so far
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What the fuck music is this?
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>>31484338

LGTSS

>the city of you
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>>31497465
I'm going to have to agree, the super bowl is way too important to not be rigged
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>>31497693

>35 minute timeout for the 49ers when the Ravens had all the fucking momentum
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>>31497711

34 minute delay
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>>31497711
>It wasn't a big deal.
You've never played a sport in your life.

20 minutes is a lifetime, especially when you don't have momentum. It gives you time to collect yourself, take stock and regroup.
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>>31497767
>not knowing how shitty Louisiana is
>third world education
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>>31497426
>not knowing that this would be rigged
I tried to tell you niggas
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>that fucking Budweiser commercial
;_;
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>>31497778
Would not want to fight:
Ray Lewis. He has already proved he's not above murder.
Would fight:
David Akers
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#topbanter Brits. I gotta tip my hat. Payback for the Olympics.
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I dont understand this handegg thing

Someone care to explain me what the fuck exactly is going on?

Also what is Superbowl? Is that like the world championchip in football?
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>>31497792
CHILDREN GET OLDER AND IIIIIIIIIIIII'M GETTING OLDER, TOO..

>tfw
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>>31497778
>not want to fight
Anderson Silva

>you would fight if you had to choose
Flacco.
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>The Catch

So all I know about the catch is that it was some ultra intense moment where the 49ers one. They won 28-27. Happening?
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>>31497567
Still not really yuro level though. If we were as enthusiastic with chanting i'd be at the garden for every St. John's and Knicks game i could go to
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>NFL fans crying about rigging the second a team makes a come back
Great sport you have there guys
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpGxFBiXSjs
>not using this chant
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>>31494132
I'm a soccer fan
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>>31497863
FUCK YOU EYES, STOP WATERING UP YOU FUCKS
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>>31497846
They had 40 minutes during half time.
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>>31497600
So that 28-6 lead was really nothing huh?
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Oh joy, can't wait for Ameribulbs to spend the "off season" of the next 27 months talking about this every day in Yuro time
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>>31497847
Don't pretend like we know any specific provinces/states and their conditions in foreign countries.
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>>31497890
watch on sat1 they are explaining everything.

also
>>31497672
>>31497672
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>>31497867
>David Akers

Looks well thin.
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>>31497868
lol hardly. Olympics got the Brits butthurt for almost a complete month

there were only a handful of Americans ITT posting a consistent rate
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>>31497846
Except no one would give a shit if the Ravens continued to curb stomp the 49ers. It's a non-issue you dolt. They had a bigger break for Beyonce's halftime show.
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>>31497890

.. - ... / - .... . / -.-. .... .- -- .--. .. --- -. ... .... .. .--. / --. .- -- . / --- -... ...- .. --- ..- ... .-.. -.-- / -. --- - / - .... . / .-- --- .-. .-.. -.. / -.-. .... .- -- .--. .. --- -. ... .... .. .--. / .- ... / -- --- ... - / --- ..-. / - .... . / .-- --- .-. .-.. -.. / -.. --- . ... -. - / .--. .-.. .- -.-- / ..-. --- --- - -... .- .-.. .-.. .-.-.-
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/x/ put a curse on the game, right?


2spooky
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>>31497868

>Payback for the Olympics.

We wrecked shit in the Olympics and it was one of the best Olympics ever.
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>>31497939
>handegg
>sport
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>>31497991
As much as we shitpost about it, no, a 22 point lead at halftime is no sure win. Once you pass 24 points, that's where shit gets difficult to come back from. It goes form 3 TD and a FG in the half to 4 TD to win, or 3TD and an FG to go into OT.
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>>31497991

It was only a 3 score game, anyone that watches football know that it isn't anything to worry about, especially going into halftime.
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Is this like 2005 CL final?

btw who /s[spoiler]c[/spoiler]v/ here?
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>>31497971
>>31498043
There's a difference between a scheduled break and an unscheduled one.

Do you now know how much it can change things? Do you even sports? Obviously not.
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>tfw missing the touchdown due to feeding baby

Comfy status: none
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>>31497890
Wikipedia, adolf
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>>31497991
Its not that big of a lead, but its not something that teams comeback from often.
Think 2-0 / 3-1 in regular football.

also, FUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
this is rigged as fuck
>>
COMEBACK IS ON NIGGAS
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>31497849

The result is decided by Asian gambling syndicates
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>>31498032
The lights went out at the Olympics?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


YESSSSSSSSSSSS
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>
IT'S HAPPENING

THIS IS TOO GOOD
>>
RIGGED AS FUCK.
>>
is that guy really called mike you potty?
>>
FUMBLE HAHAHAHAHA
>>
>Emma Watson @EmWatson
>This is fun! #Superbowl

:3
>>
WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS THIS
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>>31498032

Oi u cheeky little mug, we did not get butthurt
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>>31498086
You threw a bottle at one of the most famous athletes in the world and allowed USA USA USA to get more gold medals than they got on their own soil
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>baltimore chockens
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>>31497890
It is the "world championship" more accurately the american championship since only we play it. It is a massive sport over here, people who don't watch football all year watch this game. The sport is so big here high schools pull large crowds and colleges fill 110000 seat stadiums. However as far as whats going on its a little to complicated to explain accurately. Basics are. Score a touchdown by bringing the ball into your opposing teams end zone. Offenses have to advance ten yards with 4 "plays" before they can reset the amount of "plays" they have. That is basically the jist of it
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>>31498117
Thanks murrika.
>>
OH BABY
>>
Oh god I want to cry now.
Can't handle that shit anymore
>>
Ray Lewis - 'God, why have you abandoned me?'
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>>31498214
Mike Iupati
>>
LEL!
>>
THEY'RE BLOWING IT
MUH MONEY
>>
all this spaghetti
>>
FUCKING STOP FUCKING UP!
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>>31497971
Ravens had strong momentum before the break. You'd have expected at least 1 more TD. Give the 49ers a break and they have time to regroup.
>>
FIGHT AND WIN
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>This rigging
>Ameribulbs in charge of sportmanship
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>>31498086
>hosting the olympics
>get absolutely destroyed by Americans anyway
>Americans progress humanity by annexing Mars while simultaneously dominated the olympics

>brits utterly destroyed on 4chan by all the pro American stickies and songs playing in the background on /sp/ during that entire month
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>passing to the fat guy
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Who's the white american pundit on the bbc? He seems like he has secret alcohol problems
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>>31498032

Chill bro. Give credit where credit is due.
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This shit is so fucking rigged holy shit.

There is no fucking denying it.
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>>31498279
You sound a bit butthurt right now.
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Its all gone pete tong

It will be a injustice if the Ravens lose
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you guys realise this is all scripted right? like wrestling
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>>31498086
only things i remember from the olympics are
>per capita
>ameriswims
there were no major fuck ups
>>
FUCKING HELL
>>
IT'S OVER RAVENS ARE FINISHED
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>>31498459
>he doesn't remember the bottle incident
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>>31498345
God - "because you shived those dudes, nigguh"
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>>31498279
You guys were getting trolled by the entire site that entire month
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>>31498439

I honestly am, dat fumble
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>>31498459
The opening ceremony
>>
If this game goes to OT and the power goes off, it would be both the best and worst superb owl of all time.
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>>31498285

One guy did.

Us coming 3rd and doing as well as we did was 1000x more of an achievement than what Ameriswims did.
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>>31498285
>allowed USA USA USA to get more gold medals than they got on their own soil
So did Sydney, Greece, every other contry that has hosted the Olympics other than say, China or East Germany.
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>Go for a quick shit
>$(ers now have 20 points

The fuck happened?
>>
gosh, it's like 1919 world series all over again!
>>
Baltimore's defense is the only thing working right now.
>>
You know thath game will be talked about for years.
NFL films will make 200 docs about how the Ravens lost because of americas infrastructure.
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are they running out of ads now?
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>>31498459
Fencing
South Korea
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>>31498430
>great comeback
>durr its rigged

Are you able to enjoy anything?
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>>31498345
>Ray Lewis - 'Goodell, why have you abandoned me?'
fixed

>>31498430
>>31498455
I TOLD YOU NIGGAS

WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN??
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>>31498019
Armer student und kein fernseher ;_;

Gibts nen deutschen stream?

>>31498308
Thanks bro

How big is the Super bowl exactly? Is it only once every 4 years like a football championship? Is there a bigger football event?
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>>31498397
You're spoiling an excellent atmosphere in this thread. Take your bitterness elsewhere, please.
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>>31498562
>quick shit
yeah okay
>>
>WIDE
>>
>David Akers
Damn.
>>
RIGGED
>>
>AKERS
>AKERS
>AKERS
>AKERS
>AKERS
>AKERS
>>
Yuros have you ever seen such an exciting event in your life?
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ahahahahahaha suck it ravens
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>RAVENS

HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>akers
>$(
>penalty
>ravens
>EVERYBODY
fuck this game
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>>31498607
Have you been following this thread?

Do you honestly think anybody in this thread is capable of enjoying anything?
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>>31498559
>Sydney, Greece
Why the fuck I went from cities to countries, I don't know.
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>>31498531

We matched USA men in Gold medals, britty britty good
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>>31498644

ran.de
>>
Lol.
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>>31497991
It would be like coming back from 2-0 in soccer, obviously not the same because its not that hard to come back from 2-0 to tie, but its much much harder to win 2-3. So i can't really compare the two. Its just that 24 points can be made up easily
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We divegrass now
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>Flag

DIS RIGGING
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So when does this end?
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>>31498540
It was good - bants with james bond and the queen. Murica, you have no case.
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>>31498690
watched a paint dry yesterday
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REFBALL
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SO FUCKING RIGGED

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>>
HOW LONG IS LEFT?
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>RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
>RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
>RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
>RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
>RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
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>>31498644
It is played yearly to determine the best team in the NFL
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RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
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>>31498644
jo auf ran.de glaub ich oder sat1.de
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>>31498032
We got butthurt, but from the amount of abuse Americans have received here through shootings and banter in general most of you will despise us forever. The Olympics showed that a lot.
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>>31498644
ich glaube sat1 hostet das selbst. einfach mal googlen.
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"Running in to the kicker"

jesus christ america
>>
Thank you ref, you are my greatest ally
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>>31498595

NEVER
>>
FUCKING HELL
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>this Baltimore choke

Oh God
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Should have gone for it on 4th and down
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>UEFALONA
>DIVEALONE
>PESSI
>>
THEY KEEP BRINGING UP

"SINCE THE LIGHTS WENT OUT"

THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING SCRIPTED
>>
WE REFBALL NOW
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>tfw the NFC and AFC Championships were more entertaining
>>31498844
You can't hit him after he kicks the ball away.
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>>31498844
>WE HAVE A MANLY SPORT WHERE GUYS RUN INTO EACH OTHER

>EXCEPT NOW YOU CANT DO THAT
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>>31498531
The trolling was basically the same as the 'trolling' in this thread.

Shitpost another nation. Pat yourself on the back for being an Internet superhero. I can't imagine many people got genuinely mad, although I can imagine some did.
>>
You're welcome guys
>>
americans, if ravens go on to lose this, this is the greatest choke in superbowl history, right?
>>
REFBALL
>>
WE ALABAMA NOW
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>akers in charge of growing hair
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>>31498972
Yes and the greatest comeback in Superbowl History.
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>>31498972
no, 18-1 always and forever
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>Attempt to tackle guy with ball
>Foul
>Gridiron
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>>31498960
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>31498972
>18-1
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>>31498728

Someone is upset.
>>
>playing "Enter Sandman"

>"exit light, enter night"

lel
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>>31498972

Greatest refball in owl history, not choke
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DAT TACKLE

HOLY SHIT
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>>31498972
yep
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>>31498899

If Paul Robinson ram raided a pharmacy he'd be Pill Robbingsome
>>
>hosting the olympics
>get absolutely destroyed by Americans anyway
>Americans progress humanity by annexing Mars while simultaneously dominated the olympics

>brits utterly destroyed on 4chan by all the pro American stickies and songs playing in the background on /sp/ during that entire month.
>>
>dat hit
BUENO
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>>31498595
they are shipping in new ones as we shitpost
>>
The Americans in this thread looked completely out of it when the lights went off, but with some top quality banter and a lot of brit butturt they're making a serious comeback.

Can they do it?
>>
WHAT A HIT
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>>31498972
yes, I believe so
>>
I'll just wait here while the ref allows the 49ers back into this game
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>>31499068
Someone in the booth is having themselves a giggle.
>>
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>
THAT FUCKING HIT
>>
sandy hook wasn't enough

i want more americans slaughtered
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>>31499068
lyl

"they call him the swiss army knife, because he can do anything"

>americurrents in charge of nicknames
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>>31498942

It's been like that for a long time. The super bowl is for retards who only wanna watch the halftime show and "funny" commercials.
>>
Nice hit.
>>
That was a proper Rugby tier dump, good job murka, good job.
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>>31499098
>this much mad

Stop embarrassing us, I don't remember the Brits being upset about anything in the Olympics.
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>>31499128
I like you, you are funny.
>>
Oh god, these fucking awful celebrations. Make Bayol's look good
>>
>REFEGG
>REFEGG
>REFEGG
>REFEGG
>REFEGG
>>
>RUNNING INTO THE KICKER
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>>31499098
Someone is angry
>>
DO they watch comercials in the stadium too?
>>
>>31499223
>I didn't post on 4chan during the Olympics

oh, ok
>>
>minister of silly walks
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>>31498644
No its every year. Its based on a playoff system similar to the quarterfinals of the german cup/fa cup. The superbowl is absolutely massive here. Companies can expect to pay about a million dollars per 30 second commercial slot. There are no bigger football games. There is no "alternative" competition like England has the FA cup, Prem, and League Cup. Since the sport is not popular anywhere but here, there is no continental competitions obviously. The second biggest games would be the semifinals of the nfl, and then probably the national college championship game coming third. Also keep in mind the sport is nothing like soccer, you cannot pay for a player. A man city could never appear in the nfl, the nfl technically owns the rights of every team and tries to create parity
>>
17 unanswered points in just over 4 mins
>>
I have to say, cpmpared to bowls I have watched before, I am enjoying this game. Few good hits and a good game, not 100% on the rules but it's exciting enough not to undertsnad ALL.
>>
This got un-stickied, someone make a new thread.
>>
THREAD NO LONGER STICKIED
>>
FACEMASK
>>
Would it be worth putting money on a 49ers win now?
>>
>>31499223
See >>31498956. Leave him to it, it's funny how he has to validate how 'alpha' he is on /sp/ on Superbowl Sunday, rather than being at a bar and drinking.
>>
Why is the 49ers secondary so bad? Culliver is a joke
>>
>mfw this is actually watchable without all those ads.
>>
If 49'rs win this then the Ravens should legit kill themselves
>>
Boldin, you always have so much heart in the darkest hour. I want you to win most of all.
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>>31499285
There are a few that play on the big screens. When I was at Lambeau they were playing shitty local commercials.
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>>31499314
Same here ladm8
>>
>>31499098
bouldon my boy

>>31499328
fuck you
>>
>>31499349
would have been better to do it when they were 22 points down
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>>31499285
No. Thats why the ticket price is so high, you have to pay a lot of money for skipping those mandatory commercials.
>>
>>31499349

Like almost every bet no.
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>>31499386

>Ravens
>Killing themselves
>Not other people
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>>31499287
>implying

We kept shitposting about medal counts when its basically a given that we win almost everything anyway. Do you realize how much money we pump into the teams? It's ridiculous in comparison to everyone else. If we didn't dominate, I'd be embarrassed.

They hosted well, lights didn't go out, and they sucked at Olympics like always.
>>
>>31498972
the previous biggest owl comeback was only 10 points
>>
San Francisco defense has been disappointing.
>>
>>31499421
Yeah they were 6/1
>lodsamoney.jpg
>>
WE NEED A NEW THREAD
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>>31499349
some guy in the main thread put his whole student loan on them before the game
>>
oh come on
>>
>>31499321
Please do.

This thread is raping my Opera.
>>
>Look at /sp/ homepage
>Shitposting threads everywhere
Cant you Americans have a civilised sports thread?
>>
nice run buhnard
>>
New thread? THis one will last, right?
>>
>>31499098
We were one gold behind your mens coming in second place. I think that says a lot about America now if you need your women to still dominate.
>>
FIRST DOWN
>>
Wow, he got hit in the throat.
>>
RIP in peace Pierce, you were better than Rice.
>>
>americoncussions
>>
>>31499480
but we had a brilliant olympics. i loved it and we won more golds than ever. the only time we didnt perform was the pool
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>>31499582

make one pls shrimpy
>>
>>31499561
feeling dominated?
>>
this thread is sinking, somebody make a new thread. Don't make me talk to Americans.
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>>31499582
nah, we need a new one
>>
>Leon Sandcastle
My sides
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>>31499582
Not a sticky anymore, m9, mods probably couldn't handle the bants.
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>>31499582
got unstickied

at current rates it will be gone within a few minutes
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>>31499639
Yea because you breedet superneggers for like 200 years
>>
>>31499726
I thought he was about to say Sandusky
>>
why have they unstickied this thread?!
>>
>>31499765 →
>>31499765 →
>>31499765 →

NEW THREAD
>>
>>31499480
>being a reasonable American
Prepare to be ignored.
>>
>>31499753

>Germans in charge of making sense
>>
>>31499765 →
>>31499765 →

NEW THREAD
>>
>>31499726
>not javaris jamar javarison-lamar
>>
>>31499726
>>31499766
Who was tha bald guy with wig?
>>
Is it just me or when the ameridarks chant what I think is probably "DE-FENSE", it sounds more like "Sieg Heil"?
>>
>>31499480
We don't pump money into the Olympic teams you fucking faggot.
>>
americlaps

why do they do run plays into the enemy offensive linemen

i dont know shit about this sport but it seems stupid to me
>>
>>31499639
Yea man, 3rd place is absolutely amazing for you guys. Considering the massive countries with way higher populations that you beat out. I mean obviously us and china will always be top but to beat russia is remarkable
>>
>>31494336
yeah, except we Californians support the rest of this country

>California's economy is the eighth largest economy in the world (2011),[7] if the states of the U.S. were compared with other countries.[8][9]

>California is the leading dairy state.[25] Milk is California's number one farm commodity.[24] California's dairy industry generated $47 billion "in economic activity" in 2004 and employed over 400,000 people."[25]

>Agriculture (including fruit, vegetables, dairy, and wine production) is a major California industry. In fact, California is the world's fifth largest supplier of food and agriculture commodities.[21][page needed] Airborne exports of perishable fruits and vegetables amounted to approximately $579 million in 2007.[22] By way of comparison, California exported more agricultural products by air that year than 23 other states did by all modes of transport.[22]

>Arnold Fucking Schwarzenegger is our god damn leader

>Safety zone for entrepreneurial jewish and homosexual leaders in return for plenty of resources in all aspects of the state

>Golden gate bridge
>Hollywood
>Big Sur

>Silicon Valley, the sole reason you faggots are using our internet and our websites

>Government is California's largest industry, like most states, with about 2.5 million employees. The second largest industry, according to the Census, is Healthcare and Social Assistance.

deal with it guys, California is the best of America and a shining beacon on the rest of the shit world
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>>31500280
Outside of the NFL passing plays aren't often sucessful. In the NFL if you are always passing its very easy to stop. Good runners can get 10 yards easily in 3 downs
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>>31501059
...Arnold Schwarzenegger hasn't been our governor for quite a while now.
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>>31500280
Simply for a few reasons. One is to not be predictable. The second is they run on first down because it is safe and they can see if they can get 5 or so yards, in which case they will run again to keep it safe and get a 1st down. The final reason is because it may run out the clock to either keep the other offense off the field for a long period of time or to waste time
>>
>>31501399
he left a puppet office in his place



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