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>dat ass
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>dat arm fat
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Damn she had dat ass. But I've always though she has looked good. Especially in Smokin Aces. But that's me.
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>ruining your own beautiful version of the song
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dat oversinging
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She's thickening.
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>dat gut

She better be preggers.
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would suck on her toes and talk her into analingus/10
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>alicia keyes
>relevant
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acceptable level of chubby
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>>31475847
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She's proof that mixed race = best race
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She would be hot to another minotaur, maybe.
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>>31476421
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>>31476198
Only if mixed with white though

Any non white race mixing is absolutely disgusting
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>>31476892
>italy
>white
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>>31475023 (OP)
wait, didn't she die from alcohol poisoning some time ago?
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Guys I'm in Europe where can I watch the game? That CBS bullshit only works in the u.s, help me out please.
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>>31477392

http://www.firstrow1.eu/watch/167072/1/watch-nfl-superbowl-:-baltimore-ravens-vs-san-francisco-49ers.html
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>>31476892
>blasians
>absolutely disgusting

>you
>being this effeminate
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>niggers
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>>31477500
who the fck is this?
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>>31477464

Thanks although it's pretty laggy.
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She looks like Olivia Munn if you switched the Asian with black.
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>>31477809
idk, do a tineye image search
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black women should be banned from singing the anthem, they just can't resist not adding their own shit to a perfect song
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CUMING
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>>31478125
Jeeze, that motherfucking ass.
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>>31477846

someone in another thread says this worked. best stream

tip for yuros:

download hola! for chrome or firefox (chrome version here https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/hola-unblocker/gkojfkhlekighikafcpjkiklfbnlmeio?hl=en) and use this stream

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/superbowl/live/player
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>>31477997
And whites tend to omit lines
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>alpha as fuck
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>>31477809
Tiara lestari
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proopui nigger
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>>31478455

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfoIXodnRtM

best anthem ever sung by 3 white women
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>>31478457

muh dick
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>>31478457
The best factor for judging a woman is asking yourself if you'd have children with her. I would have kids and marry Alicia Keys. Would pressure for implants over though.
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>>31478457
thats a dude
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>>31475023 (OP)
>yamaha
>yamahaaa yama yama haaa yama yamahaaa
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>>31477500
>blasians
I thought it was Chinegro?
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>>31479096
>dat flag

neat
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>>31478457

I AINT GOT U BABEH
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black woman mentioned on 4chan = expect white opinions
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whur dem feet pics at breh
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>>31480214
Some white people are starting to see the light and realize how great black women are
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>>31482002

Fuck off gook
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>>31482002
the vast majority of blacks are ugly due to their awful facial structure

Most black americans have some white genes thanks to slave rape (and also plenty of legitimate slave sex)
The ones with white shaped faces can be fairly attractive, too bad more of them don't have these features. (also too bad that black people are so obese)
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>>31482227
>White features = attractive features
>Black features = stereotypical features I think are ugly

An ugly light skinned black girl who commits a crime is black. A brown skin girl who happens to be pretty is "mostly white" every single time on here
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>>31482227
>and also plenty of legitimate slave sex
This is what white effeminates actually believe
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>>31482756
skin color doesn't really matter, facial structure is quite important, and african genes typically lead to objectively ugly facial structure
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>>31482227
>large ass
>obese

How's Ireland these days?
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>>31482953
There was a lot of rape, but there was also a lot of cases of sons of big slave holders actually having romantic relationships with their father's slaves

but thats not politically correct to think about according to liberals
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>>31482971
Do you not find Gabrielle Union attractive then? Because she has no "white" features
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>>31482971
Not really. I see more white guys in South Africa with dark skinned girlfriends than mixed.
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>>31482222
Fuck off mate. Come back when you have matured.
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>>31483023
Blacks in america are much more likely to be obese than whites regardless of ass size
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>>31483131
>Gabrielle Union
Had to look her up, but her facial features don't seem that black on wikipedia

She looks ok, but nothing worth talking about
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>>31483023
>35 stone
>curvy
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>>31483170

Come back when you're not a gook
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>>31483300
>don't seem that black on wikipedia
You mean she isn't ugly so she seems white.
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>>31483300
>facial features don't seem that black

Wide nose and full lips aren't black features now? You've just confirmed that you have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>31483177
No son. I've been in threads with thin black women with nice asses and effeminate white males would call them obese. Just take some testosterone, you'll see the light eventually.
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>>31475023 (OP)
In 1 picture lets count the ads
>winne dixic ad
>whitney bank ad
>yamaha ad
>mercedez Benz ad

Holy shit lel
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>>31483479
Post some black/asian women
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You guys just can't handle Black girls
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>>31483479
Her facial features are pretty white, they are not typical of black women
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>>31483115
The ones that were already mixed.

>1823
>being a wealthy white male dating a full black

lel
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>>31483846
lolwut
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I would fuck the shit out of alicia
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>>31483486
I am not talking about threads, I am talking about actual black women, they tend to be very obese

Just look at the south
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>Alicia Keys will never make fuck me eyes at you while you perform a comedic rap parody

http://www.viddler.com/v/dda57e24
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>players are niggers, referees are niggers and even the singers are niggers
>what a nigger sport u have
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>>31484107
No shit. But effeminates still call fit black women with large asses obese. Any fit woman with a large ass in general.
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>>31484107
let's get this shit started
>everywhere that isn't colorado
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>>31484328
>finland
>white
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>>31484328
> mfw nigger bowl in the capital of niggerica
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>>31484385
>But effeminates still call fit black women with large asses obese
ok, but that has nothing to do with my initial point
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>>31484553
Got any more of her?
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>>31484328
>Your face when Finland will become Islamland soon
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no coincidence that the most attractive blacks are the ones that look the whitest
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>>31484901
Like dis?
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>>31484916
I don't think so, honkey
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oh god time to start up the chanthreadwatch
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Inb4 Jay z comes out at halftime.
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>>31485026
Like that.
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Its kind of annoying how the media talks about average looking black women like Beyonce and Rihana like they are super attractive just out of liberal white guilt
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I'm in touch with the keys/
move over alicia
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>>31482971
>objectively

No.
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>>31485263
Lick this just like you should
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>>31484030
Are those stretchmarks on her stomach? Yikes, cover those up.
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>>31485278
>being this mad because you'll never bed an attractive woman that actually gets involved in the bed

enjoy your snow nigeresses
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Hand-egg is so boring
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>mfw every female on Twitter right now is like "OMG TIME FOR QUEEN BEY"

Women make me sick.
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>>31485561
I mean, I would have sex with them, but compared to white celebrities that the media treats similarly, they are way less attractive
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>>31485278
beyonce is better than any white celebrity out there.
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Anyone else think Jennifer Hudson looked smoking hot when she sang before kickoff?
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>>31486046
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>31486046
what?

She was decently attractive when she was young, now she is nothing but average
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>>31486108
Not as good as Beyonce though
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>>31486108
You are correct.
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>Beyonce
>Black

Jesus.
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>>31486270
Beyonce's looks are no where close to declining with age
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>>31486046
I'm black and I have Christina Hendricks and Scarlett Johansson ahead of Beyonce, only because they don't have boring white female physiques.
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>>31486384
She will be when she commits a crime.
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>>31486408
>Beyonce's looks are no where close to declining with age
everyone looks decline with age, sure she has really expensive makeup people to try and hide it, but everyone ages
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>>31486452 →

Would you rather have guys who haven't been relevant since the Carter Administration?
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Dem legs right now
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>You will never spit in her bumhole
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>>31486622
>Would you rather have guys
yeah

I wish they stopped picking halftime shows only to cater toward women
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>>31486619
she's only 31
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Any male that would turn down fucking a willing female because of race is somewhat homosexual.
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>>31486726
so a good 10 years past her prime
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>>31486384
Her father is and her mother is mixed. So yeah she's like 75% black. But truth be told most black americans have some white blood in them.
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>>31486790
oh, bitch bitch bitch
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>>31486789
> dat face
Nope 2/10
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Why is the actress from Austin Powers singing?
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>>31486726
4chan is full of pedos, so any woman older than 17 is old.
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>>31486789
>shitty tats

NOPE
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>Sean Paul

Is it 2001?
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WE DESTINY'S CHILD NAO.
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>>31486789
>Any male that would turn down fucking a willing female because of race is
No one is saying anything about turning women down.

Simply that white women are usually more attractive than blacks if you control for age and weight. There are certainly plenty of black women I would have sex with
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Does anyone know how to stop the music on /sp/?

It's interfering with my stream sound.
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>>31486955
>Nope 2/10

He did say homosexual.
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>beyonce performing all her old shit and destiny's chidl shit

MAH NIGGRESS
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>>31487080
As I said, 31 is hardly old but she also did just have a baby, so...
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>destiny's child

MUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
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>>31487080
this isn't /tv/

but most of us are 18-22, so a women in her 30s is kind of old
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>>31487256
Her lips would swallow me
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>>31486622
I mean fuck, DC was relevant 10 years ago but the Who were relevant 40 years ago
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>>31487416
>but most of us are 13-19

Corrected that for you
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>>31487505
except the who were actually a pretty good band once, not just some mediocre pop group like this
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>The 3rd one in Destiny's Child will never be relevant
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>>31487302
Eh, I'll give Beyonce until 35 at which point she should hang it up
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>>31487233
White women are nice in the face, black women are nice with the bod(when not obese).
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>>31487416
Try again kid. A lot of people that browse /sp/ are mid 20's - early 30's.
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>>31487679
>3rd one
which one is that again?
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>>31487762
is this nigga serious? you just have to look at the shitfest of the sticky thread
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>American "Sport"

Make it stop.
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>>31487757
>when not obese
good luck finding one that isn't obese, and good luck keeping her not obese
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>>31487757
>black women are nice with the bod
odd proportions are "nice"
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>>31487679
Not true, she's a very popular gospel artists.
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>>31487302
Compared to Madonna, she's a mere baby
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>>31487757

>black women are nice with the bod(when not obese).
>when not obese

aka almost never
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>>31487841
it only takes a couple idiots to shit up a game thread

using that as evidence of what the average person is would just be dumb
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The "once you go black you don't go back" phrase applies more to white men than white women tbh. I've seen more BF/WM couples than WF/BM couples as opposed to 10 years ago. BF/WM marriages also have the lowest divorce rates among interracial marriges, whereas the highest divorce rates are among WF/BM marriages.
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>>31488095
we've had census threads and they were fully of HS kids
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>>31487992
>voluptuous
>odd

How are those 10-year old boys going for you?
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>>31488200
thats probably bc faggot underage kids are most likely to post in a census thread
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>>31487080
if it's older than 13, it's too old
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>>31488200
no, that is innaccurtae

most /sp/ posters are in college or recent grads or losers that should be in college but instead are unemployed and spend all of their time on 4chan
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>>31487917
>>31488091

>2013
>living in the South
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/sp/ ain't 25-35 or even 20-24. Try at least 5 years below that.
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>>31488469
Black people are obese across the country

They are actually more obese in the north (but much rarer)
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So how much of /sp/ do you reckon is under 20?
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>>31488533
its obviously mostly 18-24, there are obviously exceptions on either side but a good majority falls in that window
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>>31488398
But it's pretty easy to pick out the high schoolers
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>>31488633
About 60-70% I'd say
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>>31488633
probably about 35-40%
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>>31488098
IS CUZ negress understand white man is top and suck dick to show loyalty
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In other news Kat Dennings has spectacular tits
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>>31488662
That was probably more true of early (2008-09) /sp/ than now. All the oldfags who were around back then probably died or got tired of the underage BS.
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>>31488566
I don't know where you live, but I rarely come across an obese black female in SoCal, and we have a good number of blacks here.
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Census threads are misleading anyway because since it's against the rules to be under 18, most of the HS kiddies pretend to be in their 20s.
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>>31488909
everyone in socal is mexican so its a different place

In the north blacks are a little more obese than blacks in the south, but blacks are pretty rare overall in the north
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Ok so who would you rather have than Beyonce.
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>>31488754
So then what about black women appeals to white men?

in b4 sex slave fetish
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>>31489004
>You ever heard the people who call into radio shows from /sp/ after games
no, because myself along with most of the older /sp/ posters probably don't even go to those threads, so its an inaccurate sample
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>>31489087
>So then what about black women appeals to white men
they have vaginas and breasts
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>>31488825
She's a Jewess though
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>>31489138
Ok so then >>31488708 is right. It's mostly teenagers and a few unemployed 25 yo neckbeards.
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>>31489194
your forgetting about dat ass
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>>31489087
thighs
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>>31489056
AC/DC
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>>31489242
she can spread her jew gold all over muh dick
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>>31489056
any generic rock band of the last 20 years
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>>31487917
There are plenty of girls that are thick/curvy that actually arent obese, and plenty that are actually skinny and small
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>>31489773
>There are plenty of girls that are thick/curvy that actually arent obese
ok, but that doesn't change the fact that the overwhelming majority of black americans are actually fat
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>>31489773
But for most people in this thread thick/curvy = whale.


Go to any thick/curvy thread on /s/
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>New Orleans in charge of electricity
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>alicia keys
>keys
>she plays piano
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>>31489968
but since the majority of them are considered obese, the ones who are legitimately thick/curvy/voluptuous are lumped in with the obese ones.
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>>31490103
thick/curvy women today will mostly be whales in a few years
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>>31489968
>>31490103
Sure. But people act like it isn't possible. Totally is.
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I think Beyonce should have worked off some of that baby fat before doing this shit
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>the south in charge of electricity
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There are plenty of women with a thicker body type that dont blow up.. they may constantly be gaining/dropping 15 or 20 pounds but they dont blow up
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>>31490486
married to thick/curvy until 40 > married to 10-year old boy body for life
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>>31491164
good luck predicting which ones won't blow up
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>>31491648
there is a hell of a lot of middle ground there
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>>31491164
but effeminates don't want to believe this
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>>31491684
its easy to tell if someone lacks self-control
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>>31491950
preferring a black body type is basically the definition of effeminate
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>>31491684
The one's who are aware of this actually workout to keep it.

in b4 no they don't
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>>31492136
This is what effeminates actually believe.
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>>31492468
i would not hit that bc i would not like to be murdered by one of jay-z's henchmen
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>>31492468
being effeminate and gay > having sex with that thing
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>>31492468
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this thread must have converted /sp/ to black (women)
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>the part where Beyonce and the reanimated corpses of Destiny's Child were singing Single Ladies
>50+ backup dancers with light brown skin, garter belts, and thick thighs moving in tandem
>boner astronomical
>fap
>take a little too long
>mfw didn't even miss anything because blackout
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Why do I get the feeling half the people in this thread with such subjective standards of beauty get none, from any race?

This is why I can never talk to nerdy white boys about girls.

Ewwww her ass is to big and round! Ewwwww her hips are too wide! Ewwww she weighs more than 90lbs! Ewww her skin isnt pail and veiny! Ewwww her lips are too thick!

So basically the perfect women is flat with little to NO feminine curves from head to toe, bony thighs and a flat ass. Thin as a twig. Ice cream cone shaped, mosquito bite looking titties. And paper thin tiny lips? Is yall nuccas gay? Worst taste in women. Damn.

And yall miss me with that white features black features nonsense. This reminds me of one time i posted a model and some dumbass went on his little diatribe about how shes only attractive cus shes obviously mixed. I proved from her own website that she was a full black haitian woman. He still insisted shes not black and thats why shes cute. A pretty bitch is a pretty bitch. Quit bein bitch made. Damn its 2013. Are some of yall still so insecure about reinforcing your vague sense of superiority and being attracted to a black girl that you have to convince yourself shes not even black so that its okay to find her attractive? Get over it and save us your fake ass geneaology study.
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>>31485147
She's a triracial Dominican. She has native and Spanish ancestry as well as black
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>>31498849
Then why don't you go fuck all of these discarded babes instead of projecting your virginity on the internet.
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>>31485557
It's glitter I think
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>>31498849
mah nigga
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>>31499566
Why don't work on your stroke game?
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>>31498849
Christ, I can see the failure of American education right there.
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>>31498849
I'm a nerdy white boy and I love thick thighs and ass. Lips are another story though. Anything beyond just some volume is too much.
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>implying none of you wouldn't
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>>31502313
FUCK

MUH DICK
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>>31502313
>not liking blowjob lips
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>>31502313
whpo is that?
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http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=2Y2-bgE5xmU&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D2Y2-bgE5xmU

#swag
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>>31502535
>implying that's too much
At least not in your pic. That's perfect.
>>31502490
Rosee Divine. She's french, but models in America.
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>>31502535
I think he meant Bubba Gump lips.
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>>31502313
Who is this woman
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>>31502623
Thing that appeals to me about her is how much of a rich slut she is.
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that's no ass that's a space station
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>>31502762
He just answered that
>>31502770
Shes not a slut, I know sluts and she ain't one
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>>31502313
Found it. Her name is Rosee Divine.
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>>31502623
She needs to make more booty shaking vids.
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>>31502980
>Became famous via a sex-tape 'accidentally' released
>Admits losing virginity at 14
>Does playboy shoots
>Has a wedding that lasts less than 3 months
>Admits to having multiple affairs when with whoever that guy was (Kris something)
>Not a slut
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>>31503281
>Losing virginity at 14

Not that bad
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>>31503886
> Publicly talking about it on national tv

She's a dumb rich whore. Don't get me wrong though, I love that and would in an instant
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>>31503281
Doing a playboy shot, losing a virginity, and having a failed wedding does not constitute a slut.

Sucking dick twice on a school bus, then putting the blame on them when you initiated it does.
Getting a train ran you by five white guys giving you the nickname "The Polar Express," does.
Being known for sucking and fucking exclusively white dick earning you the nickname "Overachiever, cause all she do is suck seed" does.
The fact that almost all the teachers know does.
The fact that those white guys you hand with who will take the keys of your car from you, not pay gas and wreck it does.
The fact right after a pregnancy scare you hop right back on the saddle does.
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>>31483846

you clearly have never seen west africans

white people are so deluded sometimes
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>>31504030
>Implying she's not an evil genius.
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>>31486985
>>31487066
Moar pls



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