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 And then, in an instant, the thread was deleted,
The mods had prevailed, the trolls were defeated.
Alas, /sp/ was not finished, for we are stubborn folks,
and along came a new troll thread, posted by Nigger Jokes.
He was implying and angry and racist to boot,
the trolling could not be stopped, not even by Moot.
A collection of racist images peppered his thread,
implying we would be better off if all the niggers were dead.
His comments were scathing, the butthurt they caused!
His posts kept on coming, he could not be paused.
He left the spartans trolled and confused,
Their minds angry and their egos bruised.
The spartans gathered in their final hour,
knowing that with no mods the trolls held the power.
They reported and saged but it mattered not,
the mod was busy drooling over the latest cartoon child porn plot.
He was fat and depressed, an unbearable faggot,
his parents ashamed, they thought him a maggot.
A jar of mayonnaise and a rubber glove his only release,
fat rolls on his stomach forming a sweaty crease.
He had anime to watch, no time for work!
Lolis on his computer screen enticing him to jerk.
But filled with christmas spirit, something magical occurred,
a dedication to moderating had been found in this nerd!
Swiftly and justly, the troll threads were deleted,
the next morning with a permanent ban Nigger Jokes was greeted.
Thanking the mod, the spartans reveled in NJ's defeat,
"Happy Christmas mod, is an horse an athlete?" |
