Well my body is

To sleep right through it? Yep.

mybodyisready.jpg

Im contemplating just staying up all night, watching it, and seeing what happens around here.

Precisely what are peoples expectations from this? Do young people watch this?

/b/ is now a blue board. Oh dear god. moot is scared.

It's gonna be 7 AM East coast right? Shit that's 4 o clock here. Even if I was interested I would probably sleep through it

Fuck that. I'll just go on ED afterwards

>Implying I won't wake up around 12

You mean like how G4 was going to do a special on anonymous and 4chan was going to be taken down by the FBI?

Oh wait

>implying they'll even mention 4chan by name

wait, moot's gonna be on dat shit?

>>6707952
The fuck does that mean? Worksafe?

4chan will not be mentioned once

>>6707974
Yup. Yotsuba b means safety!

>>6707974
Yes, that is what is means TheWall.

>>6707981
So /b/ is going worksafe?!

This isn't going to end well.

/b/ is not going worksafe. Moot is trolling /b/. He does this all the time.

>>6707984
Just because I'm curious, why would you post my /sp/hl name?

>>6707977
This. If anything, she might mention Tumblr since she thought that it was two girls on Tumblr that started the trolling.

People need to shut up about this already.

>>6707995
Maybe because he feels like he's talking to a wall.

>>6708007
Lotta people feel like that sometimes.

what is going on?

>>6707995
Some men ask why? Great man ask why not?

>>6708031
/b/-tards spammed some underaged camwhore

she cried to mommy and daddy
mommy and daddy cried to the media
good morning America is doing a segment on cyber bullying and they are interviewing her and her parents.

>mfw there will be no influx of outsiders at the time GMA is on the air and /b/ reverts to its usual ways, just so people start arriving there later and see the true face of /b/ and then side with that stupid little bitch

>go to /b/
>its wfs board

/b/ worksafe...hahaha

>>6708045
Do they not teach grammar/ punctuation in Pittsburgh?

1. set alarm to 4 AM
2. watch GMA
3. ???
4. PROFIT

>>6708046
SHE'S ELEVEN FUCKING YEARS OLD

THEY SHOULD KNOW WHAT THE FUCK SHE'S DOING ONLINE

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PARENTS THESE DAYS

FUCKING NON-NEWS, HOW DOES IT WORK?

>>6708074
Parents don't want to be responsible for shit dude, did you not get the memo? My old man kicked my ass if I fucked up, now parents send their kids to time out (whatever the fuck that is).

>LMFAO Blue board "Good Morning America"
>DAT MUSIC

>>6708062
Or, like, not.

>>6708058
>implying anyone on 4chan uses correct literacy rules more than once or twice a month
It's 4 AM and I've been up since about 10 AM. I am a night owl.

>>6708074
There is only one explanation.

They dun goofed.

>>6708046

kids nowadays don't get beaten

>go to/sp/
>threads about /b/
WTF

>>6708093
I try my very best to let my opinions be retarded, not my grasp of the English language.

But that's just me.

>parents watch it
>tell their kids not to go on it
>kids want to even more
Get ready for a lotta underage newfags...

This is what /b/ gets for failing to invade /sp/

They parents claim they haven't seen her videos.

I honestly believe them.

>>6708103
/b/ is already imploding with all the noo/b/s.

>>6708103
They wont mention 4chan by name.

>>6708114
So does that mean they are going to show some of the video to the parents on NATIONAL TV?!?!?

Why the fuck did they give an 11 year old access to a webcam in the first place

Haven't they ever seen To Catch A Predator?

Now they're gonna have to buy a dog and new blinds and everything.

>>6708123
>implying /b/ will actually do anything

>>6708119
Fox News did, so why not GMA?

god, all the /b/tards that came over after the Saints won actually think trolling an 11 year old girl is a point of pride. the sad thing, they will soon be chris chan trolls.

even fat man mocks your skeels.

>>6708122

God, that would be so fucking awesome. Epic trolling.

link to camwhore video plz

>>6708129
Because Fox is fucking crazy?

should be worth some good lulz, thank god. the most recent lolcows were running dry so quick lately

>>6708128

>implying them being terrified of the outside world isn't enough

>>6708138
Nah, Fox News isn't-
>Glenn Back
>O'Reilly
...shit.

>>6708128
Of course not. It was supposed to be a reference to the dumb shit that's happened before with no consequences here. Way to ruin it jackwagon.

waddup everyone, ya'll busy?

>>6708117
>picture related.

>>6708143
>*Beck

>>6708147
i lold

>>6708107

>/sp/ is /b/ 2.0, all the trolling, none of the bullshit

although it requires sports knowledge

>>6708133
yeah but somehow I doubt they will do it, those assholes will probably side with the poor girl that is harassed the evil internet

i need direction fellow /sp/artans. do i troll GMA with porn gifs or should i troll them with WS posts and pictures for a day.

please help.

>>6708143
Yep, that's what I thought.

>>6708162
do neither, kill yourself instead.

>>6708162
Post on /b/ for a week and post only good wholesome things.

does anyone know of an east coast stream for GMA? i want to get up and see if its a top story. otherwise i go to sleep

I know I don't really have a life like everybody else on here, but even this is a little too pathetic for me. Nightall.

>>6708145
Noo

I feel bad for those that are going to willingly subject themselves to the pile of shit that GMA is just to watch their beloved image board on tv again. The only thing new about this is the time of day 4chan will be broadcasted in a negative light.

>>6708165

so mad.

and a sage? you make me feel honored.

If I were moot, I'd do that pages 0-2 reset things, only replace the posts with something more up-to-date and none generic (I believe there are enough mods and janitors to emulate a board for a while)

Anyone's who's not a summerfag will know how to get to the updating pages


That or take /b/ off... I'm pretty sure that if it's inevitable, the whole of 4chan would spend some time without 4chan in order t ocontinue lurking 4chan

>>6708198
is there a proglem ?
Just thought I'd visit \SP\

>>6708203
>the whole of 4chan would spend some time without 4chan in order to continue lurking 4chan

It is either really late for me or that sentence is genuinely difficult to comprehend, or both.

>>6708203
>implying /b/tards could figure that out and wouldn't jsut flood the other boards

>>6708225
He's saying most of 4chan would be willing to take time off from 4chan, to keep 4chan for the future.

>>6708225
Poorly written sentence, don't worry.

>>6708230
>implying that people who visit /b/ have anything else to do

>>6708220
gb2g

>>6708225

I had to read that twice too, but I've been drinking a little

>>6708235

They would probably die...

but I'm talking about the other boards as well (if it's impossible to disconnect /b/ while leaving the other boards online)

>>6708230

You mean delay instant gratification? For a better payoff later?

>>6708236
H'okay
WHENEVER SOMEBODY MAKES A CROSSBOARD LINK I CANT HELP BUT CLICK AND VISIT
BYE BYE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i dont understand the fear of newfags, no one who is up watching gma at 7 in the summer is going to come check out 4chan

>>6708267

...The fuck was that?

>>6708267
>>6708220
>>6708145
What

>>6708266
Pretty much.

>>6708267
People actually crosslink to /sp/? Oh my goodness.

>mfw they are calling them newfriends.
They just need to start tripfriending...and I will have officially seen it all.
XD

>Go to /b/ to see whats Up
>See the Sticky

LOL!!!!

>implying all of you aren't waiting for the camwhore's dad to say "YOU DUN GOOFED", "I BACKTRACED IT", or "THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME" on national TV

Good start to tomorrow if that happens.

>>6708279
>>6708280
proglem? ( ≖‿≖)

I don't get what the big deal is

it's not like once we get mentioned on the news people are going to be like

ZOMG 4CHAN, MUST GO THERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

well not again at least. you'd think it'd be old by now.

>>6708310

Is it gonna be the 7AM when 4chan's clocks hit 7AM or is there some time difference?

i cant wait to see the shitstorm if 4chan actually gets mentioned

>>6708310
the dad -" well i told the little hooligans that i back-traced it. so they knew better than to mess with my and my little princess. and once the heard about the cyberpolice being involved, well, i told them myself. consequences would never be the same.

>>6708321
7 AM EST because GMA is on east coast..it broadcasts to unites states at 7 no matter where you are in the USA

They're trying to troll /o/ right now, lol. Post don't 404 for at least a few days there.

>>6708332
>unites states

>>6708321
4chan's clocks are on EST, so yes, when the clocks on here hit 7 AM, GMA will start showing on the East Coast.

I haven't been to /b/ since forever and going there and seeing the clusterfuck is funny.

>>6708330
I hope he still has the shitty porn-stache.
Hopefully, he snaps on air and yells "YA PRICKS!"

LOL WE DO NOT FORGIVE WE DO NOT FORGET WE ARE LEEGUN

>>6708509
The might of GMA trumps Anon dude, you do not anger the Lane Bryant Army.

So from what I can gather, some underage b& camerawhore girl got trolled by /b/ so she went to mummy and daddy, and now it's all over the media?

Dude. What the fuck has happened to parenting. It's days like these that I thank God that I was raised strict.

/sp/&GMA BFF4E

>>6708612
Basically.

>>6708612
Catholic school girl?

>>6708621
Yes, all my life. My dad is devout Catholic, and my mum is not so much, but she fucking laid down the rules in the house. Basically, if we dared to fuck up, we got threatened with Dad.

>>6708632
this was also my life

ITT: people who know what good parenting is

Shit, this is one of the most civilized threads I've ever seen.

>>6708632
Yes...fucking yes.

>>6708632

holy shit, a trip mentioning Forlan

there may be hope after all

times like this remind me that /sp/ is the only board on 4chan not full of socially inept shutins

>>6708659
Sure.

>>6708632
My parents aren't religious but they also laid the smackdown on me and my brother if we acted like little shits.

One time when I was like 5 I was fucking about with my dads car antenna, he told me 4 or 5 times to stop and I didn't. I snapped it off. The results were not pleasant. But hey, I learned my lesson, unlike kids of today.

>>6708654
RESPECK BRO.
>>6708655
My trip used to mention Klose, too.

What network is it on?

>>6708664
sports is pretty much the only subject on 4chan that can be discussed anywhere without seeming like a nerd. we grew up not being nerds, we played sports, we got girls, /sp/ - best board on chans

>>6708693
You 'd be amazed by the % of local residents that play sports

>>6708693
This.

>>6708703
It does, doesn't it.

exhaliftin.jpg

>>6708686

>>6708693
>mfw Elisabeth got girls

>>6708632
Exactly. In a good Christian household, you don't fuck around because you know one parent will lay down the law. My dad never hit me because I was too scared of him, but Mom sure slapped me hard a couple times. Parents need to hit their kids more.

>>6708715

I surely cant wait.

>>6708715
if she is a girl on a sports board she probably did

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WHICH SCHOOL ELISABETH?

ALSO FROM ADELAIDE AND ATTEND A CATHOLIC SCHOOL

>>6707952
i never understood, do colors mean something?

>>6708741
Cmon man..fucking leave already.

>>6708765
They do.

>>6708715

>>6708715
No, thanks. The only female I would be tempted to turn gay for is Christina Hendricks.

>>6708683
>>6708725
And we turned out much better for it IMO.

>>6708759
You first.

>mfw i had to go to church every sunday at 6am until i was 18

>>6708787
>Christina Hendricks
I approve of your taste in women.

I got a couple asswhoppings, none that really left a lasting mark or anything, but they got the message across

mom also got drunk on occasion when dad was away and hit me, so grew up with some fear of her soberness. turned out all right. i am browsing 4chan though sooooo...

Hendricks is okay until she takes her clothes off
then her paleness would put both my eyes out

Im fairly certain that /sp/ is the least 4chan of all the boards...so i suppose who cares

>>6708821
>implying pale skin tone is worse than usual celebrity fried chicken skin tone

>>6708821
You'd still destroy it though, anyway.

dat.body.

>>6708821
Tanned is overrated. Don't get me wrong though, tanned can be hot. But fair skin/pale is where it's at.

>>6708833

>>6708798
P.S If you go to CBC, prepare for my distaste.

>>6708803

so hot

want to touch the hiney

>dat bosom

>>6708798
Cabra college

Now you

So Amerifriends at what time the said show is going to start?

When is this shit going down?

>>6708841
CBC? I used to go there

-_________________-

>>6708843
How do all red carpet photographers bring the worst out of every hot chick?

>>6708845
RICH KID DETECTED

I was an OLSHie. HATERS GONNA HATE.

>>6708849
>>6708852

In an hour for the east coast.

>>6708821

You wouldn't throw her off the bed if she jumped on top of you while you were sleeping, that's certain.

It's Wongs, but I'm going to be on /b/ and see what goes on there.

>>6708864

Good thing I stayed up all night.

>mfw /b/ is scared

>>6708863
And yeah when I say Cabra I mean I used to go CBC before that then left.

Why the hate?

Also:
>mfw OLSH

Your real name had better not be emma

>>6708876
>mfw GMA finishes what /sp/ started

what time does this start? 7?

>>6708879
No, my name isn't Emma. Which Emma are you talking about? I have a feeling it's Emma Drummond.

>>6708884

>>6708864

What does /b/ shit have to do with us on /sp/?

>>6708880
And what exactly did /sp/ start?

why does good morning america have anything to do with 4chan?

>>6708880

brofist.jpg

welcome to the end of /b/, a start to a better 4chan

[AUTOMATED MESSAGE]

On the day GMA airs the Jessie story a shitstorm of newfags and housewives are going to go on 4chan, so this is what we do

Step 1: on day it airs have pony/rainbow/cute threads to get them to realize the parents of jessie are retarded

Step 2: the next day post gore, CP, porn, everything nasty as possible to drive out the remaining newfags

The housewives and most others will just look at the website once.

is it ABC News Now or ABC 7 news?

>>6708898

abc 7 news i assume

>>6708895
Ugh, the stench of a /b/tard...

>>6708898

good Morning America, which implies that it;s i nthe morning.

>>6708898
Right after Action 7 news.

So i am checking some stream and it has Traffic Camera on, is that the one?

Elisabeth my dear the less said about it the better.

Also becoming faggot-cancer-tripfag

>>6708921

I'm watching this one

http://www.channelsurfing.net/watch-abc.html

Not sure if it's right either.

>>6708895
sounds like the CLASSIC dog & pony show to me. I think I'll just wait until the dust settles. Take it one day at a time. You can't keep all your eggs in one basket. I'd hate to be caught with my hand in the cookie jar.

>mfw /sp/ is going to go on /b/ if it gets mentioned and ruin any efforts they make to look as if they arent responsible

>>6708928
LOL, okay. Now I'm a bit curious, us OLSHies don't usually go near the Cabra/Peter's guys. I broke the trend by dating an Ignatius guy, but yeah, we usually stuck to blackfriars/pauls/cbc/woodville guys.

>>6708928
>thinks he will get pussy now that she knows his name

>>6708950
Im not divulging anything

Trust me I know why people OLSH usually hangs around with ;)

>>6708947
>mfw this /sp/artan doesn't give a shit about /b/ and has no desire to go on that board again despite all this drama

I may see bits and pieces of the GMA segment on youtube whenever it goes up, but that's about it.

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>>6708947

I'm really curious about what's going happen. I know every board hates /b/ except /b/ itself.

Shit is going to go down

>>6708962
>mfw you think this is my real name and dont know who Gary Ridgway is

>>6708964
>>6708964
Alright.

Anyone got a stream for foreignfags?

>>6708984
>mfw i wasnt talking about your real name. you are trying to establish a line of communication that would not have existed had you not been talking to a girl on the internet.

i have no face

>>6708987
http://atdhe.net/tv/watch_abc.html

>Open stream
>First news story
>Cheerleading
>'Talk to us on facebook'
>American news

>>6708993
i needed a link too, thx bro.

>>6709004
Apparently some people are mad that cheerleading has been classed as a non-sport.

>American adverts

>>6709006
No problem, david.


Just so you guys know, good morning america doesnt start until 4.
Keep the stream until then.

>>6709015

That's a local advert

I just woke up wtf is going on, is jessica the lionhearted going to be on GMA? is her father going to be giving his daughter sum PCP b4 the interview?

also /b/ mad cuz we stylin on 'em

What's happening? Internet police?

>>6709022
>>6709022
>Implying they dont have these types everywhere in USA..

in america for morning news they have local news for an hour or 30 minutes then do national news for like 3 hours.

the national news isn't actually news though its morning talk show bullshit for housewives to watch

THAT'S GOOD VALUE!!

Also

>tire

>>6709025
jessie's family baww'd to the news and are getting a story done for good morning america.

heres a link to the commercial theyve been playing about it
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/

American TV is hilarious

What the fuck is going on and is there a stream for this?

>>6709045
this news shit is pretty god damn comical.
this is why i don't watch tv.

25 minutes.
Oh boooy.

>>6709045
>brick homes on fire.
keep that chimney fire low gov'nah

>>6709046
I believe it goes down in 30 minutes or at least that is when GMA will start. who knows when the story will air.

>>6709040
I always thought ABC news was generally okay, at least compared to Fox or whatever..

>>6709046
http://www.justin.tv/directontv4#

laggy but itll do

>even tried to mutilate himself by ripping off his toenails

riveting

>>6709060
you too..
>>6709063

>>6709063
to be honest all of the channels are bad.

>mfw Im going to miss GMA because I have to head out right now

>>6709040
This commercial worries me. Are they really not going to blame the kid and her parents at all?

Are they this dramatic with the news in australia/euro/wherever you guys are from?

haha what the hell is this

>comparing body scanners to CP

Shit's tape delayed out here, anyone know if there will be streams off the top of their head

>>6709073
fuck no they aren't.
like i said, the morning news is talk show bullshit for housewives.

I said it before, THANK FUCK FOR THE BBC.

>>6709081
http://atdhe.net/tv/watch_abc.html

>mfw children are used as suicide bombers and a woman thinks scanners is CP

>british woman on american news
Englandfags get happy.

>He turned his old phone into a Porsche

>>6709076
Only on the commercial channels. It's a bit funny, because we have an ABC too, and it's funded by the public and it's actually a really good channel--it's the only channel that gets the 'investigations' right IMO. Every monday a cool guy rips up the media for 25 minutes. SBS is alright too--that's like the culture/arts/world channel, except they play soft porn at night.

>>6709077
the bodyscanners go through clothes and show bodyparts.
and they make childeren go through them.

that means these dudes working the cameras are looking at naked kids. and they're lying, the machines do record pictures. when the government was contracting out the job to install the machines they required the machines to be able to save the pictures.

>>6709081

There's a stream going on at that justin place, but it's been raided by /b/ so close the chat.

Distracted Driver..texting..
ohwow.jpg

What's with all the dramatic music and voices?

This is the fucking news.

How the fuck is this news? There are things in the world that are happening that actually matter. Goddammit America.

>>6709085
Huh, atdhe usually has random network channels and doesn't really care about time zones with them. Thanks.

http://atdhe.net/tv/watch_abc.html

http://atdhe.net/tv/watch_abc.html

http://atdhe.net/tv/watch_abc.html

get in here

>>6709099
that's so weird.
BBC is like that here.

>>6709076
Nowhere near this bad. Not even our worst channels.

>>6709108
yeah. our news is bullshit. it isn't news at all. it's entertainment for housewives.

>there was blood on the windshield but i couldn't tell where it was coming from.

Dont text and drive kids. Stay in school.

>>6709109
If you weren't busy being a fag..you would know that its been stated that this is the ABC news of East Coast..which means GMA is next.Bitch.

>>6709084
It's my dream to report/lead the news for BBC World News.

these "reporters" are trying their hardest to act instead of report.

>>6709108

>implying we care about inferior countries and their issues

ABC

ACTION NEWS

I'm almost expecting an explosion to occur in the background when the logo is shown.

>fahrenheit

>>6709110
she just said "get your body prepared"

wtfamiwatching.jpg

>Farenheit

>>6709082
Yup, videos of her spewing curses and threats won't even be mentioned because it will demolish their hit story. They're going to make these people seem like victims.

The one thing I'm worried about all of this isn't the effect it'll have on 4chan, but the effect it'll have on the internet, period. You know that this kind of shit twists people's minds into the idea that the internet needs censorship. How many people actually research what they watch on tv? And political leaders will be eating this shit up.

>>6707921
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>>6709129
inb4 reggie.jpg

>>6709013
yes because schools have to spend equally on men and women's sports

the fact that cheerleading isn't a sport means the school will have give money to another woman's sport or take away money from the men's teams

>>6709137

>>6709140
Why isn't netball popular in America?

Also,
>Hillsborough

>>6709153
>netball

>dat porshe

This is essential news reporting.

>fucking euro on tv

STOP WITH THE FUCKING SEGWAYS. FFFFUUU

Why can't they just change between news stories, without going:
THAT'S AMAZING!
I'LL BE INTERESTED IN THAT
HAHA, THAT'S HILARIOUS

it did leave a little...blubber...on deck

>>6709153
Hm-wuh, what did I miss?

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>>6709165
It's segue

Like i said, this shit isn't for news reporting, its for entertaining those god damn housewives.

I mean look at this shit. no news is being reported. theyre covering a kid trading for a porsche. they're advertising giveaways. they're advertising companies hiring people. I mean god damn this makes me mad.

>>6709165
I kinda like that actually.

>>6709158
You mad?

>>6709161
>implying good morning america is a news program

>American scare campaign election ads

>>6709181
does my reaction image look mad?

BILL McCOLLUM IS TOO LIBRAL!!!

Dat. Political. Ad.

Arizona's law trolling the rest of the nation, I fucking love it.

cool racist commercial

Nobody wants a Mazda you silly ad.

And that shitty song won't convince anyone.

>>6709187
Haven't really seen the scare campaign here yet. Tony Abbott getting boo'd on Hey Hey last night was pretty hilarious though.

>>6709176
i blame 24 hours news. They have to fill time with random crap and/or propaganda.

Arnie is a bro

>>6709204
>Mfw im voting Liberal

That's my Govanah

>Arnold comparing Mel Gibson to the oil spill

IMO Oksana Grigoreva or whoever she is is fucking lying.

>>6709204
I'm voting Liberal. Mostly because my local Labor member is a dumb bitch

>>6709110
are there any other sites where i can watch abc? this one's shit.

>mfw I'm voting Greens

So you have St.Petersburg in CA, Odessa in Texas, where is Moscow?

>Florida's best news operation 2 years in a row

Seriously, America?

What are you doing

>MFW I HEARD THIS WAS FLORIDAS BEST NEWS

>America
>must be told that texting whilst driving a massive fucking truck might not be that safe

>>6709229
>Florida

there you go.

>>6709229
>implying America is full of old people in retirement homes.

Goddamn these ads are bad.

Oh, you, America..

This is how you should vote if you AREN'T cancer:

[1] Greens
[2] Random no-name party
[3] Random no-name party
[4] Random no-name party
[5] Labor/Coalition (pick the least shitty one)
[6] Labor/Coalition (most shitty here)

wow. It's like I'm really watching South Park

DO IT AMERICANS

I'M NOT JUST A LAWYER, I'M YOUR LAWYER

dat charisma.

IT'S STARTING
IT'S STARTING
IT'S STARTING
IT'S STARTING
IT'S STARTING
IT'S STARTING
http://www.channelsurfing.net/watch-abc.html

>the choking game
Wat?

Top brands such as >shaw

>>6709244

i've never seen an england fag so mad before

Hold onto your butts.

>>6709250
I KNOW RIGHT

it's on.

and omfg everyone hold onto your butts

10,000 memes are about to be created by 4 people

>>6709248

>No communist party

Here we go

im to blame

Oh wow, now we know where this is going ALREADY

WHO?

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

>Bristol
>Levi

>American names

Prepare for the biggest meme explosion since FOX11....

>But who's really to blame
In before they lay into their shitty parenting

this is going to take a while. I can tell.

Wow..segment lasts 5 minutes
>last 5 minutes of show.

WHO IS TO BLAME?
I BLAME /B/

>>6709274

in GMA counter trolls that family

/b/ will go fucking insane

Not american so how long this bullshit lasts until they go to their top stories?

I work in 4 hours and need sleep, but screw that I got this to watch

Any bets on when the parents will burst out crying?

I say 3 minutes in.

>mfw im watching this shit an hour early.

>>6709282
an hour probably.
maybe longer.
im saying fuck it and going to bed.

it's 4 am where i'm at.

who cares about this nigress, we want 4chon on tv!

>>6709285

i'll give them 5

the father will try to act tough shit, then break down and cry when he relizes he should have down more

>>6709288
>>6709288
>>6709288

new thread

>>6709274
>implying they will and risk losing the victims of the mean internet angle

>Bill O'Reilly

Niggers? On my GMA?

>mfw this is the most watched epsiode of gma in the history of the world