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    28 KB How to fix soccer Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:53 No.5840077  
    Soccer could work. It could be a great sport, you have the seeds of something decent here but in typical Euro fashion you've managed to just not quite get it right.

    1. Fix the diving. Obvious dives seen from an independent judge upstairs can be relayed down to the field, player can be sent off or suspended for future games based on this judges determination. Has no impact on the game, it won't stop the 'flow'.

    2. Coaches challenge. Coach can challenge one call per half to go to instant replay.

    3. Embellishment. If you stay on the ground for more than 5 seconds after contact, you get a mandatory injury substitution. Obviously you're too hurt to play right? Subbed player not eligible to come back on for 15 minutes.

    4. Clock. Tie the official game clock to the one in the refs hands. Fuck this 'when will the whistle blow?' bullshit. Everyone should know when he's stopped the clock and hasn't, and how much fucking time is left. The ref obviously just waiting until after a corner to blow the whistle, or conversely fucking a team by blowing it quickly to end a game before a free kick opportunity is bullshit.

    5. Move the fucking penalty shot spot back. A foul call inside the penalty box shouldn't be an automatic free goal. Look at hockey, it's more like 50/50 there. Give the goalie a split second to react, instead of just guessing a direction and hoping he gets it right. Move it back 3-5 feet maybe.

    There you go world, we fixed your faggot sport for you. You can thank us later.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:54 No.5840109
    tl;dr
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:54 No.5840112
    You're an idiot
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:54 No.5840128
    these are all points ive mentioned in the past. totally agree.

    hell, get rid of goalies. you'll see some high scoring shit!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:54 No.5840136
    It doesn't need fixing, and certainly not by Americans.

    Stick to your own sports, nobody cares what you think.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:55 No.5840163
    second on these rules.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:55 No.5840166
    >>5840128

    While you're at it, get rid of the other 10 players as well and just have an empty field.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:56 No.5840186
    I think they should make the sport more aggressive and fast-paced. The way I'd fix soccer would be decreasing the size of the field and penalizing the team if they have more that five players in their own field to defend.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:56 No.5840191
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    >Soccer could work. It could be a great sport

    It alraedy does, and is.

    If you don't like it, don't watch it... You won't be missed.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:56 No.5840192
    tl;dr
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:56 No.5840208
    >>5840077
    Football doesn't need fixing. If you think it needs fixing then perhaps this sport isn't for you.
    Nobody will do anything to Football just because some american faggots think it's broken.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:56 No.5840211
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    needs more commercials
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:56 No.5840212
    >>5840166
    will dives be allowed?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:57 No.5840229
    agreed with OP to some degree. 2, 4 and 5 are good ideas.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:57 No.5840233
    1. sadly on the continant, esp portugal and italy, diving is considered good play when you get away with it

    2. there are better ideas out there than this, but all get nocked down because fifa won't take power away from refs

    3. some injuries are just knocks, when you in shape a knock to a muscle hurts more then when your out of shape. that said something does need to be done about the prima donnas, maybe if at 5s the player has to go off the pitch and play continues rtaher than a forced sub

    4. but then there would be no man utd time

    5. just no. giving away a penalty is supposed to be harsh, and more than enough are missed imo
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:57 No.5840240
    With regards to 3, that would mean the USA had to substitute Tim Howard against England. If that happened the Amerifags would probably claim the sport was fixed against them.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:57 No.5840249
    I can't even see how anyone could disagree with 1-4 at ALL. I mean maybe there's an argument for 5, but 1-4 don't change the game at all, they fix some obvious fucking problems with the sport.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:57 No.5840254
    3. Sometimes you can walk it off, so this AUTOMATIC SUBSTITUTION is just stupid

    4. Lol, no

    5. Implying penalties = automatic free goal
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:58 No.5840270
    Funny that football already is the most popular sport in the world, even without help from US america.

    just stop watching or stop bitching ok?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:58 No.5840278
    Players need big pads and helmets like American sports.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:58 No.5840290
    1 and 3 are redundant but I agree with all of these for the most part. A dive should be an automatic yellow, no exceptions. If they're actually strict about it they can stop it from happening. Soccer's biggest problem is that diving is widespread and acceptable.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:59 No.5840312
    >>5840290

    oh and add more refs, or let the line judges be full referees as well
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:59 No.5840340
    >>implying soccer needs fixing

    nice try faggot
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:00 No.5840348
    pasta, this isn't /b/
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:00 No.5840349
    >>5840254
    if anything 4 should be one. why it counts up and decides to randomly end when the ref decides to is kinda... pointless?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:00 No.5840353
    >>5840233
    >sadly on the continant, esp portugal and italy, diving is considered good play when you get away with it

    This is wrong. It shouldn't be. I don't care what they think, it's not the way the sport should be played.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:01 No.5840395
    1. Agree
    2. This shit ain't tennis
    3. Plain idiotic
    4. Agree
    5. lolno

    It's football not soccer damnit
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:01 No.5840400
    posted yesterday fuck off faggot
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:02 No.5840432
    I concur with the coaches challenges and embellishment.

    The first one is like that on the rules, but referees don't like to enforce it.

    The two last ones are a no-no.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:02 No.5840435
    1, 2, and 3 are good. 4 and 5 are fucktarded.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:02 No.5840450
    ameribro here,

    i generally don't think soccer needs fixing, but these are some pretty good ideas
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:02 No.5840456
    >>5840353
    oh i agree, but thats the reason it will never be stopped unfortunately

    fifa is like the fia, they are slowly going to kill off the sport by not moving with the times (goal line tech etc) or just being run by an asshole
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:03 No.5840474
    >>5840353
    when you've actually played the game though, you'll realise how many fouls defenders frequently get away with the mentality often becomes to "win" a free kick: while this probably started as running into outstretched legs and that sort of thing it's pretty easy for it to degenerate into full-blown diving
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:03 No.5840488
    >>5840435
    Why is keeping an official time, and letting it be transparant to the crowd somehow fucktarded? They can keep track of it exactly the same way if they want. Hell, count upwards if they want like dumbasses. Just show what's in the referees hand to the crowd.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:04 No.5840503
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    >> How to fix handegg Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:04 No.5840532
    Erase usa.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:04 No.5840535
    ITT: People that never played decent football
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:05 No.5840567
    >>5840435
    this anon speaks truth. 1-3 is what i think all footie fans want to see
    4-5 are trolls 0/10
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:05 No.5840579
    >>5840077
    1. Agreed, sort of, use post-game video review to punish the diver and his coach (much more likely to be enforced if the coach is banned from the stands for a game or something)
    2. No.
    3. Obviously not that's just dumb. You may as well introduce rolling subs which would be sheer faggotry.
    4. No, it used to be like that (sort of) and it allowed for too much timewasting.
    5. What? Fuck no, that gives defenders all the incentive in the world to haul strikers to the floor any chance they get
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:06 No.5840584
    1 should be taken a step further. Have judges upstairs relay obvious dives to the ref who has to card the player according to the decision of the judges.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:06 No.5840608
    >Soccer could work

    It already does.

    also, posting in a troll thread!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:06 No.5840616
    >>5840488

    Its just an unnecessary change IMO. Its not broken, don't try to fix it. The diving sucks, but the timekeeping method, while different from the way we usually do it in american sports, is not inherently flawed, its just different. Different can be good, I don't mind the suspense of not knowing the exact moment that the game will end. In fact, I hate the end of high-stakes NBA games because its timeout, timeout, timeout. NFL games its timeout, timeout, get out of bounds, spike ball, timeout to ice the kicker, another timeout to ice the kicker, etc
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:07 No.5840621
    >>5840488
    too easy to waste time if you're good at it
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:07 No.5840633
    >>5840077
    The fact that diving is considered an actual Strat by major Euro teams saddens me greatly.

    I dont think you guys realize just how much Americans look down on it.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:07 No.5840649
    >Coaches challenge
    is liek i am enjoying handegg!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:07 No.5840655
    This would ruin the game, I bet you'd like to have 4 'periods' aswell and have every goal count as 7 points.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:09 No.5840707
    >>5840633
    you and us (britain) are pretty much the only countries that share that attitude
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:09 No.5840728
    i saw an interesting solution to the diving issue the other day:

    The ref ASKS the player in question if he dived. If he admits that he was, then no call, end of story. If he says it's still a foul then the foul is given, then after the game there's a video review panel that looks at each such incident, and if the player is found to have dived then he gets an automatic 10 (or something very severe) match suspension.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:10 No.5840755
    >>5840616
    >>5840621
    I don't see how it's easier to waste time with a transparent game clock than it is without it.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:10 No.5840766
    >>5840707

    >britain doesn't dive

    >rooney, gerrard serial divers
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:10 No.5840770
    >>5840633
    most of us look down on it

    we brits fucking hate it too, its why drogba was considered such a cunt when he first played for chelsea

    but on the mainland, as i said earlier, they don't mind it as much

    hell i'm pretty sure some of them consider good sportsmanship as a weekness to be exploited
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:10 No.5840778
    >>5840728
    This seems extreme but hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:11 No.5840780
    Why is everyone against instant replay? I mean really come on?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:11 No.5840816
    >>5840655

    Not periods. Quarters.

    But you can keep halftime, cause we do that too.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:11 No.5840826
    >>5840707
    here in germany, you wont get much praise for diving players either
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:12 No.5840849
    >>5840655
    Fixing the officiating and allowing 1 challenege per half would HELP the game, not "hurt" it.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:13 No.5840868
    >>5840780
    The people who disagree with 1,2, and 4 aren't really against them it's just that their hate for america, even with good ideas, is that strong.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:13 No.5840873
    >>5840780
    fifas own line is something like this

    football, much more than any other sport, is supposed to flow un-inturrupted
    rugby, basketball and american rules football are all very much stop start

    its why reffing for football can vary so much, a good ref isn't always one that spots every foul, but one that can keep the game flowing but also keep the discipline
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:13 No.5840887
    Football is like a show though with Characters - heroes and villains. I wouldn't want it any otherway - talking about how much of a diving cunt Drogba is post-match is part of the fun.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:13 No.5840905
    >>5840770
    >>5840633
    It's actually like you can't really compete at the world level WITHOUT diving, because whatever team you're playing against will probably do it shamelessly and the refs will eat that shit up with a spoon.

    Altidore was diving like a total faggot in the US/Algeria game, but I guess what are you supposed to do? I mean the sport is apparently devoid of honor and sportsmanship and is designed around acting like a complete pussy . . . so if you can't beat em join em?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:14 No.5840912
    >>5840077
    ITT Reasons the world hates the US.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:15 No.5840976
    1. Ok

    2. crap

    3. crap

    4. don't need

    5. No. A foul call inside the box is not always a penalty anyway. The more you know.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:16 No.5840981
    I think we should improve half time because right now it's pretty dull, the players go to their lockers and the stations broadcasting the game analyze what happened, I mean who gives a shit right?

    How about we have a big fireworks display with choreographic dancing and oh I know musical guests! We could have like 3-4 bands and singers of the pop/rock genre (gee gee baby baby) all perform and push advertisers to stretch the half to like a full hour...

    Then this activity you guys play can finally be called a sport....
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:16 No.5840986
    >3. Embellishment. If you stay on the ground for more than 5 seconds after contact, you get a mandatory injury substitution. Obviously you're too hurt to play right? Subbed player not eligible to come back on for 15 minutes.

    this is a good idea, it's so fucking annoying when someone who's abviously diving, just stays down and ruin the other teams attempt of a quick attack.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:17 No.5841036
    >>5840077

    Well, on the upside, those diving Italians are gone but Portugal, with the greatest diver remains. Quick question, how is diving treated in MLS.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:17 No.5841042
    >>5840077
    amerifag trying to americanize football. it's not going to work, son
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:18 No.5841062
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    >>5840981

    Halftime entertainment, checking in.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:18 No.5841064
    >>5840873
    Coaches challenge wouldn't interrupt the flow at all. How would it? Nobody is talking about replaying every single offsides call. But a challenge to an obvious instant where the ref completely fucked it would FIX the game, not ruin it.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:18 No.5841083
    >>5840981
    i think they have a hard enough time at wembley getting a decent pitch without a marching band tearing the last few strands of grass up XD

    other than that, bring on the strippers and cheerleaders
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:18 No.5841091
    allot of people have been asking for video refereeing for ages. it's just there is a minority of morons who say " herp derp it's part of the game duuurrr " and fifa lisens to them
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:19 No.5841108
    >>5841036
    nobody knows. Who watches the MLS?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:19 No.5841119
    OP is an american retard trying to transmute soccer in america's sport shit
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:20 No.5841131
    6. teams are allowed one legal cockpunch per 45 minutes, to use at any time
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:20 No.5841141
    >>5841064
    Most of the time, I imagine the challenge would be for a disallowed goal due to an offside call, so a challenge wouldn't interrupt the flow any more than excessive celebration would. It's not a completely bad idea, just other than offside goals, I don't see too many other places where a challenge would really be necessary.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:20 No.5841153
    >>5841083

    Useless sluts standing on the sidelines cheering? I like it!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:20 No.5841157
    >>5840986
    Bullshit. Sometimes it hurts so much you can't het up after 5 seconds (or 30 even), but you're not injured.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:21 No.5841183
    >>5841064
    i don't need convincing, fifa do, thats the problem

    i personally don't think it should be limited to 1.
    if the 4th official had the tv screen he could watch all challanged etc as they happen far better than the ref could

    and he should then be able to tell the ref, foul/no foul

    i think it was even tried out in some epl friendlies, but yet again fifa came along and said no no no, you can't take power away from the ref
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:21 No.5841193
    >hell i'm pretty sure some of them consider good sportsmanship as a weekness to be exploited

    Italians for sure. They don't know even what that is, sportsmanship.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:22 No.5841229
    Hmm I haven't even once heard from one of our commentators who implied that diving was considered an actual 'strategy' forced on the players by their trainer. It's more like a stupid impulse of the players.
    Oh and a paranoia of new football fans considering everything as a dive heh
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:24 No.5841316
    >>5841157
    If they broke it into quarters less players would cramp up. If the are they seriously hurt get off the field it's dangerouse if the game is still playing.

    See, solutions. Europe is like your ex-girlfriend who complains about all her problems and when you think of reasonable solutions she gets pissed because you weren't just "listening" and ignores them just to complain some fucking more later.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:24 No.5841339
    >>5841229
    >Oh and a paranoia of new football fans considering everything as a dive heh

    It's not paranoia. You can see it on replay pretty obviously if someone just flew to the ground pretending they were tripped.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:24 No.5841341
    >>5841064
    it's a slippery slope though: while you could start by saying coaches can challenge any call where the ball is dead, most of the ones that people would want to challenge would be incidents where the referee didn't give a foul rather than ones where he has actually stopped play. and there'd be insistence on using it for that, and before you know it we'd have a game with time stopping and timeouts and all of that crap
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:25 No.5841376
    >>5841036
    There is very little diving and even some of the known divers get ridiculed by their own supporters (i.e. Sounders' Freddy Montero and ljungberg). Refs will yellow with the quickness if he thinks the player dived, especially when he intentionally dives on the ball
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:26 No.5841404
    >>5841316
    Yeah let's break the game up into 4 22 minute quarters

    I thought you Americans wanted to make the sport less faggy? How is giving the best athletes in the world additional breaks that none of them are even asking for going to do that?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:26 No.5841407
    >>5841341
    don't give me that slippery slope bullshit. That's a bullshit argument in every single instance that it is employed.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:26 No.5841415
    It's just that in America if you get carted off the field, you better be paralyzed or have something seriously broken. The one time this was broken (Paul Pierce in 2008 NBA Finals) in recent memory, people have shit on him for so much since then. People hold up signs saying "wheelchair Pierce" and such. In soccer they bring out the stretchers and the magic spray for just about anything. There's no shame in falling down and crying and needing to be taken off and then 5 minutes later you're OK.

    People aren't going to stop by appealing to their manhood, not like in American sports. There needs to be some kind of penalty to stop people from diving/crying and ruining the game. I don't think that anyone disputes this, so why not try some ideas out and fix it. The referee can't do everything, so why not have an eye in the sky?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:27 No.5841444
    >>5841339
    no, it's paranoia. New fans have no idea how easy it is to lose your balance when you're running with the ball trying to dodge opponents. They just see contact that's less than an NFL tackle and assume it's a dive.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:27 No.5841453
    >the 4th official had the tv screen he could watch all challanged etc as they happen far better than the ref could

    >and he should then be able to tell the ref, foul/no foul

    pretty much this, they already have headsets, just add a third assistant with a video screen, whenever the referee feels he needs a second opinion based on video evidence he just asks the video assistant, time lost: a few seconds
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:27 No.5841458
    >>5841316
    if a player cramps they shouldn't be on the field in the first place, they're obviously not fit enough for professional football
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:27 No.5841467
    >>5840077
    >fix soccer

    you don't even name it the right way
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    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:29 No.5841532
    >>5841407
    it's not: if coaches could challenge a call where the ball has gone dead (goal, offside, free kick, whatever) then why would that not result in pressure to allow challenges on actions the referee did not spot when the ball eventually goes dead? and once that is introduced the game will HAVE to start stopping and the prized flow has been sacrificed for something that isn't even that big of a deal (diving is but poor calls are relatively rare)
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:29 No.5841542
    >>5841415
    THIS

    American athletes don't dive, because the fans immediately question their manhood and make fun of them. Somehow Italians, who practically invented machismo play like they put their balls into their manpurses before every match and their fans don't call them on it.

    The fans are the problem with the sport really.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:30 No.5841577
    >>5841444
    It's funny, in a sport where falling down has some kind of penalty (the play ends), guys can get run into (while they're making some kind of complicated/off balancing move) at full speed by 250 lb men, who run 4.5 40s and still somehow keep their feet.

    Yet in a sport where falling down gets a reward (a free kick, sometimes the guy gets booked), a guy gets get tapped or lightly shoved and he falls down like he's been shot and rolls around holding his leg/face for awhile just to catch his breath.

    Personally I believe soccer players are good athletes (maybe I'm wrong), but if the sport didn't reward falling down and crying, maybe they'd stop doing it.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:30 No.5841583
    >>5841532

    who's going to pressure for that? And why would FIFA be forced to succumb to such pressure?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:31 No.5841591
    >>5841404

    You need to see that in american fatball the ball is played about 11 minutes out of 3 hours. So running, moving and playing 45 minutes without some brake for commercials and half nude underage girls cheering is a very strange idea for the average american. It's almost like some weird communist faggotry to them.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:31 No.5841597
    idiot. go suck a dick.

    wh u not let robots play the game.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:31 No.5841608
    SOCCER IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL GAME, WE DON'T NEED AMERICUNTS HELP, OUR SPORT IS THE BEST
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:31 No.5841623
    ITT: Americans who don't understand football
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:32 No.5841637
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    It's amazing how the same copypasta can be posted virtually everyday and still gets 50+ responses.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:32 No.5841639
    >>5841542
    italians?
    machismo?

    has the definition of that word changed?

    the eyties are the biggest pansies in europe

    they make teh french look hard
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:32 No.5841641
    >>5841542
    That's because they are playing better, faster, stronger, etc. Of course you are gonna dive after running fast and getting intercepted. Fucking Americans and their shitty sports.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:32 No.5841657
    >>5841542
    >>5841415
    >implying different nations will have the same conception of masculinity
    and seriously, you underestimate how easy it is to fall at speed from slight contact or changing direction too fast. a pro football pitch is watered heavily before the game these days, so it really can be very difficult to stay on your feet.

    obviously diving is a real problem but the fact that there are dives makes you see what could easily be innocent slips through that lens.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:33 No.5841688
    1. half time performers
    2. game stops everytime someone makes a foul
    3. constant time outs
    4. players get 3 minutes to think what to do before every corner and freekick
    5. reduce play time to 60 minutes
    6. make the field twice smaller
    7. make the ball bigger
    8. make the goal bigger

    fucking fixd
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:33 No.5841693
    >>5841623

    >USA has subpar soccer team
    >styles on world cup anyway given expectations
    >offer constructive suggestions to improve sport
    >u mad
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:34 No.5841706
    >>5841577

    go watch some games and compare what the footballers are doing to what running backs/receivers do with the ball, then tell me it's as easy to put the american footballers off balance or disturb them enough for them to lose control of the ball.

    If you really believe that, then you need to actually go play some football to find out.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:34 No.5841715
    >>5841532
    Because the governing body just says 'NO'. This isn't rocket science here. There are certain calls that are not reviewable in American Football, and will never be reviewable in American Football. Nobody is even pressuring for them to be reviewable, because it's just not going to happen. You think coaches can challenge for missed holding calls every down? No, they can't. Saying that soccer will degenerate somehow if they attempt to fix it at all is just a stupid argument.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:35 No.5841743
    >>5841693
    >qualify from group with two draws and a win
    >style
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:35 No.5841767
    >>5841641
    >better faster stronger
    Please, show me soccer players who are faster/stronger than NFL players. Seriously. Ray Lewis would break any soccer player in half and he's washed up. An NFL wide receiver or defensive back is faster than any soccer player and stronger than probably 99% of them.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:36 No.5841803
    >>5841688

    You forgot to make 30 people playable
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:36 No.5841805
    >>5841767

    >theo walcott
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:37 No.5841807
    >>5841715
    American football is played on artificial grass

    Football is played on heavily watered real grass, it's far slippier
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:37 No.5841825
    >>5837731

    This is truth.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:38 No.5841866
    >>5841706
    So in a sport where the goal is to drag/knock a man to the ground, people have a better time staying upright than in a sport where that is a foul.

    Really. Why do you believe that the tiny taps that a soccer player takes are somehow more offbalancing than having a giant man using all his strength to pull you to the ground.

    I don't get why most Euros have such a hard time accepting the shortcomings of your game. In America, we realize that our games can be improved and the rules are changed/tweaked every couple years to try and make things better. Why won't you at least try to do the same?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:39 No.5841884
    >>5841767
    >Reggie Bush clocked at 22mph running in-game
    >Cristiano Ronaldo clocked at 21.3mph...with the ball

    Americans confirmed for inferior athletes.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:39 No.5841896
    >>5841807

    what? pro tip most of us hate dome faggot teams.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:39 No.5841903
    >>5841807
    Very few US football stadiums use artificial turf. Like, 2 I think.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:40 No.5841951
    I like how soccer has no commercial breaks, unlike the nfl where theres a commercial break after each play. my suggestion to improving the game would be to add one or two more referees, to keep a closer look against diving and the likes.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:41 No.5841968
    >>5841884
    you realize you just posted something that proved that American athletes are actually faster right?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:41 No.5841973
    In America, when we want to make fun of a team for flopping, we call them soccer players.

    Like the big joke a few years ago was that the Spurs were "two more dives away from qualifying for the World Cup". Of course they were led by a bevy of non-Americans!

    Why are you guys OK with this? Even the dimmest of you all know that your sport is synonymous with childish play-acting. Why don't you take steps to fix it?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:41 No.5841996
    >>5841767
    Now compare the things the top players of each game do.

    Handegg, nigga get tha ball, nigga run like hell until someone stops him, repeat
    Football, continuous passing that requires technique with the objective to score
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:41 No.5841997
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    >>5841693
    More like annoyed. You Americans THINK you are the "cool dude" of the world while the rest of the world thinks you are that obnoxious little brother who everyone wants to push down the stairs.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:42 No.5842009
    >>5840077
    >4. Clock. Tie the official game clock to the one in the refs hands. Fuck this 'when will the whistle blow?' bullshit. Everyone should know when he's stopped the clock and hasn't, and how much fucking time is left. The ref obviously just waiting until after a corner to blow the whistle, or conversely fucking a team by blowing it quickly to end a game before a free kick opportunity is bullshit.

    first 3 were "ok" but then this is retarded. you obviously don't understand the clock. the ref upstairs determines how much time was "stopped" during fouls, out of bounds, and goals, and adds "injury time" to the end of the game to make up for those stoppage of play.

    as for the "ref stops time when he wants", a ref is first and foremost supposed to be unbiased (tough in the world cup but thats why a german ref doesn't ref a german game). he isn't allowed to stop the clock during a goal scoring opportunity, if the ball is near the penalty box with the offensive player attacking, they'll let the play finish, as soon as it goes out of bounds or is cleared, they'll stop the game. it'd be the equivalent of american football where if the ball is snapped before the clock expires, the play finishes.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:42 No.5842044
    >>5841968
    Not only does he probably not realize that, he completely fails to realize how much slower a player is HOLDING A FOOTBALL as compared to the speed they can pick up by using their arms. He probably honestly thinks that dribbling a soccer ball slows you down more than holding a football.

    It would be hilarious if he didn't actually believe it.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:43 No.5842073
    >>5841866
    Seriously. American football, and even rugby show how difficult it can be to bring someone down who is trying to maintain balance despite running full speed. Yet soccerfags persist in thinking that someone tugging their jersey top slightly is enough to 'offbalance' them and that the resulting dive to the ground is perfectly legitimate.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:43 No.5842076
    >>5841997
    >obnoxious little brother who everyone wants to push down the stairs but are afraid to for fear of the righteous ass-kicking that will ensue

    Fixed
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:43 No.5842097
    >>5841968
    you realise it's harder to run with the ball than without it, right?

    you also realise both those times are probably for top speed at a point rather than average over a distance (thus giving the advantage to an NFL player who is likely to require better acceleration), right?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:43 No.5842099
    >>5841866

    a running back is just running forward, with the ball tucked in his hands and his only goal is to charge through anything that hits him. Most hits are in the upper body. He can move his feet in simple steps forward, increasing his stability. He's also heavily shielded.

    A footballer has the ball at his feet, has to play it with his feet every few steps so as to not lose it, and has to deal with people making contact with his legs. He's wearing no protective clothing except for shinguards.

    If you don't see the insane difference that this makes to the difficulty in keeping your balance, you're a retard.

    I'm not saying there's no diving in football, i'm just saying the american attitude of HURR HE WENT DOWN IT'S A DIVE! the moment anybody hits the grass is based on ignorance.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:44 No.5842110
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    >>5841996
    >implying soccer has more technique than football.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:44 No.5842111
    >>5842076
    U MAD AMERICA?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:44 No.5842115
    Well done OP, made me rage, you would completely americanize our sport, the only thing you forgot were the cheerleaders

    10/10 would rage again
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:44 No.5842120
    >>5841996
    Which is why soccer runs actual plays instead of "kick the ball into a mass of people and hope one of our guys gets their head on it" and football is just guys running around with a ball.

    Oh wait. That's completely opposite. Football players have giant playbooks with many different formations, sub-formations to master because they actually RUN PLAYS.

    Are you just trolling or are you really this stupid?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:44 No.5842131
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    >OP makes a few suggestions that have already been voiced by many non-americans.
    >idiots say the improvements are stupid because they like how fucked up the sport is and because OP is amerifag.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:44 No.5842141
    >>5842044

    try dribling a ball like cristiano ronaldo at top speed, then hold a handegg and run at top speed, see wich is faster
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:45 No.5842164
    >>5842110
    >implying using your legs to control something is easier than using your hands

    takes much more skill/technique to play football

    shit, most of your players just learn plays and the right stance to adopt
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:45 No.5842193
    >>5842099
    THIS. MOTHERFUCKING THIS A MILLION TIMES.

    American here, ashamed the rest of America doesn't know how to football.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:46 No.5842233
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    >>5841997
    >younger brother that outdoes his elder sisters in everything attempted.

    I got ur back. Story of America.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:46 No.5842256
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    >no technique or strategy
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:46 No.5842280
    Sorry, we're not going to change our sport to appease your needs.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:48 No.5842363
    >>5842120
    the more stoppages in play you get the more complex play becomes, which is why soccer players have more technique while handegg players require more memorization. So you tell me what takes more skill being able to dribble past 3 players or memorizing where to go for 3 seconds.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:48 No.5842405
    >>5842099
    Sorry to disappoint bruh but almost every American has played soccer in a league at some point in their lives. I can guarantee everyone has played at least once in gym class. We understand the game but we don't appreciate it.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:48 No.5842408
    >>5842099
    >implying there is no intimidation factor when a running back knows there will be no penalty if a 240lb lineback drills his ass into oblivion.

    soccer is so gay
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:48 No.5842416
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    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:49 No.5842427
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    >>5842256
    >implying anyone said american football had no strategy
    >implying that picture proves that american football requires technique
    >implying more strategy = better game
    >implying go > chess
    >implying go > american football
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:49 No.5842430
    >>5842256
    >technique and strategy
    offense
    >see that nigger? throw the ball to him and make him run like he mad
    deffence
    >see that nigger? tackle him like you mad
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:49 No.5842435
    >>5842141
    I've played both sports. In America, football is a fall sport and soccer is a winter sport. I was a wideout in football so I had the ball in my hands a fair amount of time. Holding a football slows you down CONSIDERABLY more than dribbling a soccer ball. Like it's not even a question. Which is why at the NFL combine they will likely change the 40 yard dash within the next few years because the times are meaningless because the runners aren't holding anything.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:50 No.5842483
    >>5842405
    Why must you prove the statement that we Americans are stupid??!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    STOP IT!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:51 No.5842510
    The only thing that needs fixing is this fucking diving bullshit
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:51 No.5842516
    >>5842131

    Yes and where did those non-americans get their ideas...?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:51 No.5842532
    >>5842435
    >Holding a football slows you down CONSIDERABLY more than dribbling a soccer ball
    >implying this is true
    >implying they don't still pump both arms while running
    >implying that wouldn't mean any of them would win the 100m hands-down without even having to take time off from their real job
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:51 No.5842535
    >>5842363
    The one where all 11 people on the field have to do something exactly right, including blocking, running and the element of deception. Not the one where small men dribble the ball and the best "play" they run is where they just kick it into a crowd and hope something good happens.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:51 No.5842542
    >>5842435
    I question that.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:52 No.5842557
    football is constantly evolving.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:52 No.5842577
    They should make the point of soccer to score on your own net. That would be more entertaining. Or better yet switch which goal you have to kick it in every 5 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:52 No.5842584
    >>5842557

    it's the players that are regressing!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:53 No.5842596
    >>5842535
    >all 11 people on the field have to do something exactly right, including blocking, running and the element of deception

    ah so you prefer football then?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:53 No.5842617
    >>5842532
    >implying that you have a damn idea what you're talking about
    >implying that you've even seen an american football in real life
    >implying that if you tried to play american football, you wouldn't actually need a stretcher because you'd be pulverized in 3 minutes.

    lol small euros are small
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:53 No.5842620
    >>5842435

    >Holding a football slows you down CONSIDERABLY more than dribbling a soccer ball.

    wtfamireading.jpg
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:53 No.5842641
    >>5842596
    Yes, I hate soccer.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:53 No.5842646
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    >>5842483

    You sound really familiar.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:54 No.5842671
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyHCs7Fcs34&feature=related
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cF4-rI_LjU&feature=related
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq1QlijI9Fc&feature=related

    most of you would probably say these were all dives without seing replays

    face it: theres nothing wrong with the game - you are wrong
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:55 No.5842710
    >>5842405

    that's like saying i understand the intricacies of american football because i played it on the beach that one time when i was drunk.

    Playing on a team where the coach is somebody's dad, or in gym class where you dedicate all of three classes to it, does not give you an understanding of how difficult it is to play at a high level.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:55 No.5842721
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    >>5842435
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:56 No.5842748
    Here's the main difference between Americans and the Europeans posting in your thread.

    In America we've all played soccer. It's a sport that almost all children are forced into playing under the guise that it's good exercise and builds character or some shit. Invariably the kids who are actually good at it (i.e. the better athletes) are generally encouraged to play real sports like basketball, football, etc.

    But you Europeans have never played real football. Most of you have never even seen it played in person. You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, which makes it funny when you try to argue about it.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:56 No.5842764
    >>5842435
    >soccer is a winter sport
    Obvious troll detected.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:56 No.5842783
    Lot of trolled people ITT
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:57 No.5842812
    >>5842535
    >>5842535
    you can't keep making the main argument to why one sport is more skilled than the other based on organization. in football the ball stops allowing each person to regroup on both teams for 40 seconds in soccer its continual movement and pace with the ball. If you let soccer players huddle up to take a set piece in under 40 seconds you would have your "blocking, running and the element of deception"
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:57 No.5842813
    >>5840077

    Soccer needs more substitutions so that coaches can configure player match-ups and also so they can get fresh players out and create more scoring chances.

    inb4, soccer is gay. I know it is.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:58 No.5842858
    >>5842748

    Y'all niggas ....

    what's the point
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:58 No.5842860
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    >>5842710
    America's coach has his son on the team. Your argument is invalid.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:58 No.5842911
    >>5842721
    >>5842620
    >>5842542

    It's true. Jerry Rice (the best wide receiver ever and maybe the best football player ever) ran a very slow 40 time at the combine. Something like a 4.6 40. In the NFL these days, that would kill your draft stock. Yet somehow when he was on the field he still seemed pretty fast.

    It turns out that Rice was one of the rare people who could actually come somewhat close to his top speed while holding a football in his arms. Most receivers are slowed considerably knocking their 4.2s down to his 4.6.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:59 No.5842987
    >>5842617
    >implying i don't own an american football

    well fun to throw around in the park, bro

    but it's honestly FAR harder to dribble at pace than to run at pace carrying a "football". rugby ball is bigger and harder to hold onto.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:59 No.5842997
    >>5842812
    Which is why teams run interesting plays off of corner kicks. Oh wait, 90% of the time they just kick it into a crowd and hope something good happens.
    Try again.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:59 No.5843045
    >>5842812
    Bruh, freekicks, corner kicks and throwins often take several minutes to restart play. In American football you have 35 seconds.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)15:00 No.5843093
    >>5842510

    Diving will never be fixed by normal means, it's a cultural thing that has grown in to proffesional football like a cancer, because in a sense it's a good tactic
    You embellish the foul made on you and the referee is more likely to take notice, providing free-kicks and cards for the opponent
    This will never be taken out of football

    The thing that bugs me about this list OP has made is that it assumes that anybody lying on the ground for any amount of time is faking or embellishing his hurt
    By forcing subs if somebody stays down to long you get players playing with injuries because they don't want to be subbed and the quality of play, you take down your best player for a lesser one, goes down plus you have to waste time because subbing in and out players is only allowed 3 times so to it with injuries would require good goverenment, further taxing the referees, keeping them from their main job, watching play for fouls and infractions
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)15:02 No.5843186
    What are some soccer player's 100 times? Jeff Demps plays college football and ran sub 10 in high school.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)15:02 No.5843188
    >>5842997
    >make an argument that agrees with everything that i just said

    >>5843045
    lol 0/10
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)15:03 No.5843229
    >>5843045
    35 seconds stops every minute



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