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    25 KB Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)12:52 No.5741250  
    Hello /sp/

    As an American I would like to apologize for some of our fat buffoons who have taken up football as their new favorite sport since America has actually made a showing.

    I felt the need to write this after getting picked up from work last night by my father. My car was totaled a couple weeks back so I've depended on him for a ride.

    Story tiem:
    So we're riding home, and as usual he has the sports radio on. They were talking about the BEST KOREA game when he chirped up that "America needs to win this next match we're in trouble!"

    This isn't the first time he's taken on a new sport since America was doing well, for example Hockey.

    So I decided to humor him and told him that America still has a good chance of making it into the next round as long as they can at least tie their next match. With this he went into a patriotic tizzy on how "our boys in the red white and blue" need to beat the living piss out of the "communist terrorist fucks" that stand in the way of America's victory. He went on to mention that every other team plays dirty and that if we don't win, then more refs are cheating us out of winning.

    I'm sorry rest of the world.. I didn't know.. I didn't know..
    >> Chelsea FUCK YES !h7tJPAoM5k 06/22/10(Tue)12:53 No.5741261
    TOO FAT DIDN'T READ


    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)12:54 No.5741319
    >>5741261
    BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)12:55 No.5741368
    Your father is a true American you should be proud.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)12:56 No.5741406
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    Couldn't get past the fact you posted a B image


    What the fuck is wrong with you kid?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)12:57 No.5741415
    >>5741250
    You are from what country of america?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)12:57 No.5741427
    >>5741406
    I've used Dean images way before 4chan, it's my usual calling card on the net
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)12:58 No.5741446
    Do you happen to live in the south?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)12:58 No.5741453
    Your father is taking his frustrations on having a runt son out on foreigners, he's hoping you'll pick up some awesome manliness by osmosis.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)12:58 No.5741459
    >>5741415
    orite, N.America

    But that comes as no surprise, since as you can tell I singled the term "America" as the US
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)12:58 No.5741462
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    >>5741250
    >As an American I would like to apologize for some of our fat buffoons who have taken up football as their new favorite sport since America has actually made a showing.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)12:58 No.5741465
    >as their new favorite sport

    absolutely no one has called soccer their new favorite sport. try again euro-loving faggot.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)12:58 No.5741476
    >With this he went into a patriotic tizzy on how "our boys in the red white and blue" need to beat the living piss out of the "communist terrorist fucks" that stand in the way of America's victory. He went on to mention that every other team plays dirty and that if we don't win, then more refs are cheating us out of winning.

    A true sports scrub.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)12:59 No.5741492
    >>5741446
    Nope, Ohio. Just as bad tbh

    >>5741453
    I work as a deck builder, he works as a car salesman. Manliness is in check brah
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:00 No.5741525
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    >As an American I would like to apologize

    Nice try Eurocunt, Americans don't apologize for shit

    USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:00 No.5741538
    >>5741465
    You must be anti-social.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:00 No.5741541
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    > He went on to mention that every other team plays dirty and that if we don't win, then more refs are cheating us out of winning.
    > He went on to mention that every other team plays dirty and that if we don't win, then more refs are cheating us out of winning.
    > He went on to mention that every other team plays dirty and that if we don't win, then more refs are cheating us out of winning.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:00 No.5741549
    >>5741459
    ok, i'm trolling a little, you can say america.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:01 No.5741575
    >>5741250
    GOD TIER

    Your father

    SHIT TIER

    You
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:01 No.5741586
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    >>5741427

    Fair enough I've seen you post before. Here's an anime bump.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:03 No.5741647
    >He went on to mention that every other team plays dirty and that if we don't win, then more refs are cheating us out of winning.
    Your dad is a good man.

    He's 100% correct.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:03 No.5741669
    America does play cleaner than other teams. The US and England are the only teams that don't dive constantly. Our cultures still have some honor.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:04 No.5741674
    >>5741250
    Are you saying that North Korea aren't communist terrorist fucks for attacking a South Korean ship for no reason?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:04 No.5741678
    >>5741415
    >>5741415

    Whoever lives in a country, deserved to be called what they want to me called. Especially since they've been preferred to called that for the last 230 years or so.

    1. The United States is the American Republic

    2. The United States Declaration of Independence of 1776 refers to "the thirteen united States of America"] making the FIRST formal use of the country name; the name was officially adopted by the nation's first governing constitution, the Articles of Confederation, in 1777.

    3.The Federalist Papers of 1787-1788, written by Alexander Hamilton, John Jay, and James Madison to advocate the ratification of the United States Constitution, use the word "American" in both its original.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:05 No.5741706
    >>5741261
    Ow, I laughed so fat.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:05 No.5741724
    >>5741492
    your dad drives you home from work

    for weeks

    lol
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:05 No.5741728
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    >mfw I agree with your dad
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:07 No.5741790
    Your dad should bitchslap you for calling them Best Korea. I feel sorry that a true patriot like him has a commie faggot for a son.
    >> Dave Mustaine !U/BnXiqYDM 06/22/10(Tue)13:08 No.5741797
    Your dad is just the kind of person I hate.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:08 No.5741822
    Well he was right about every other team playing dirty...if he was including the US in the "every other team" catagory and was speaking from from the perspective of BEST Korea
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:12 No.5741937
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    But they are, OP.

    They are.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:13 No.5742007
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    This is a shitty troll post.
    I laff at OP now.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:14 No.5742021
    OP wants the terrorists to win.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:15 No.5742068
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    OP is a dirty commie.
    Pic related, it's OP.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:16 No.5742108
    >claim to be American
    >call soccer "football"
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:19 No.5742193
    >"our boys in the red white and blue" need to beat the living piss out of the "communist terrorist fucks" that stand in the way of America's victory
    oh...my...god... so the whole world is now terrorist?
    I would beat the shit out of your dad
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:21 No.5742294
    >>5742193
    >>5742193

    No you wouldn't. You're a skinny British twerp that couldn't harm a fly. Take your nerd rage elsewhere loser.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:22 No.5742298
    >>5742193
    dem Algerians, man, dem Algerians are terrorists.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:23 No.5742338
    >>5742294
    butthurt detected
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:24 No.5742387
    No one here is going to beat the shit out of anybody... except maybe OP, but it's nothing personal.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)13:26 No.5742430
    >>5742294
    I'm not even from europe, try harder next time.

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