desu

18-1

I'm an oldfag, I've been here since the Super Bowl.

>4chan's Residnet Furfag

pic related

i was here for this

I remember the lesbian fanfics written about the 2008 US Gymnastics team

I even wrote one.

Remember when CB sold his tickets? I do.

Matt Stairs was a meme when I got here

i was here before there was a mod

I REMEMBER WHEN THE CUBS WON THEIR FIRST WORLD SERIES, I DO

>>5160399

Those were, unquestionably, some of the best days on /sp/. Because shit like was awesome, but managed to get banned, meaning we had great OC but a vigilant mod.

But damn that fanfic was awesome

I was here when this image was posted for the first time, or I believe which was the 1st time.

Being here for 18-1 and the 2008 olympics don't make you an oldfag...

i remember someone wrote a 10 post story about michael jordan having sex with a guy and his family.

>>5160399
/r/ing all of this, especially when they shower before team breakfast or whatever

>ASS GOAL

Also,

>4chan's Residnet Furfag !b9jA2ObiOY
Fuck, I remember you

Pic related. It's John Mayberry Sr.

>>5160474

Being here for 18-1 means you're a time wizard since /sp/ didn't exist

>>5160474
>implying /sp/ was around when 18-1 actually happened

>>5160489
Give me like ten minutes.

I remember that one Rocket Power fanfic where the hawaiian dude kills ray and shoves a bone up his ass or something like that. That shit was hilarious.

I've only been here about a year, what you gonna do about it?

>>5160527
>>5160527
his trip had yiff in it

>>5160474

/sp/ didn't exist for 18-1 you dumbass

Also, I was here for the Harvey Bowl

I was hear before tripfag circle jerks got really bad. :(

i just said WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE
and anon thought i was original and funny

>>5160599


i don't get.

>>5160589
that's not long enough. I am disrespecting you over the internet as hard as I can

>>5160574

thank you, god.

>>5160575
Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.

Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say... it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.

The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiin sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in.

He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue.

Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.

Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiin happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie.

Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.
He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body.

>>5160634
Its an old meme from back then

>>5160616
um yeah it was. I picked going to a party on campus instead of staying here watching with you guys.
/sp/ was also here when Shaq (not >shaw) got traded to the Suns.

>>5160634

idiot newfag detected

>>5160651
Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Reggie's father came in.

"Reggie it's time for schoo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD REGGI-" and Tito attacked and ate Ray. Then Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.

I remember the first /sp/

>>5160676


I'm 12, what is it?

>>5160625

OG tripfags were the best

Also crying tiger

I remember all the butthurt over Kansas beating Memphis by way of fouling and free throws.

>Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.

hahahahaha great start

>>5160672

4/10

i remember when TDK wasn't a mod

Fuck yes I've been looking for the dicking copypasta forever.

>>5160672

0/10

Someone might've believed it if not for the "Shaq, not >shaw" part

>>5160725
That was like a year ago, wasn't it?

Maybe 2? idk

/sp/ was /sperm/ the first day it was created, with a bunch of gifs of faggots skeetin on dolls.

/thread

i remember when rapistberger was simply known as
>clutch

december 2008

I have no idea how long I've been here compared to how long this board has been around. Post moar old memes.

>>5160855
>January 2008
>Before 18-1
Newfag status:
[X] Told
[ ] Not told

I've been on 4chan since 2006 for porn.
2007 was just chilling around, not posting, only lurking
2008 was when I started on /sp/.

no tripcode yet, maybe I'll put one on for sure.

proof enough?

I've been posting since the beginning of /sp/ under various tripcodes of absolutely no significance and as anonymous. I've been on 4chan for 4-5 years or so.

>chan's Residnet Furfag !b9jA2ObiOY
>Not Yiff.00
Nobody cares about new or old. It depends on how you act and post.

>>5160959
Oh shit I remember that.


So like, when did /sp/ start?

I remember when /sp/ used to flip people's faces (e.g. Yaosphere).

>>5160948
Because /sp/ was created the day somebody requested it, right?

Okay here's a simple one. Who was here the day Jake Delhomme became the int machine we all know and love now.

>>5160984
/sp/ was certainly there for 18-1.

old skool

WHO CARES? JOSH HAMILTON IS HITTING HOME RUNS!

>>5160979
/sp/ existed in the long ago before 18-1, then it went away (I wasn't here, but it must've sucked)

Right after 18-1, /sp/ came to life for it's second time

ARRIVE
HIT HOME RUNS
LEAVE

>>5161014
>Advice Dog
>Old Skool

1. Arrive
2. Hit home runs
3. Leave

Shawn Johnson

the list could go on

08 Olympics was when I started visiting /sp/ regularly.

>>5161012
"It's (time) and Jake Delhomme has thrown another interception"

lol

>>5160849
Can't believe no one remembers this. Actually, I can.

Thread Status:
[ ] TOLD
[ ] NOT TOLD
[X] NEWFAGS

>>5161012
Lookatthetime.jpg

/sp/ has been around for about 2 years and 3 or 4 months. I've been on /sp/ for about 2 years and 2 months.

>>5160574
>>5160648
Found it


I dream about Nastia, Alicia, and Shawn in a love triangle. No, not a three-way, but one night Shawn was particularly aroused and had grown very close to her roommate, Alicia. Shawn had been having conflicting thoughts about her sexuality, particularly when watching Alicia undress. She knew her small Iowa town would never allow her to live such a lifestyle, but she still couldn't shake these feelings. One night she acted on them and let it slip to Alicia that she enjoys and cherishes their friendship, but is maybe seeking something more. Alicia pushes her down on the hotel bed and makes out passionately, yet fervently. What Shawn doesn't know is that Nastia and Alicia had been secretly making love for almost a year now, but Alicia had broken it off. It was during this makeout session that Nastia slowly opens the door and sees her two teammates making out on the bed. She slowly closes the door, and immediately formulates a plan to get back at Alicia for ending the relationship- and it was by using her new girlfriend, Shawn.

After the two finished exploring each others mouths as well as Shawn's sexuality, the two parted, panting and gasping but still holding onto each other through the customary skin-tight spandex uniforms. "That was amazing," the naive Iowan broke the silence with, "I had been wanting this for so long, and I'm just blown away that it's actually happening."

>>5161042
Ok so I've been here for most of /sp/'s second life then. Cool shit.

Leave _____ to me.

>prove you're an oldfag

Itty bitty baby?

Inb4 >/b/

>Implying most people don't start on /b/, then get bored of/too old for it

MATT STAIRS

>>5161089
also,
LEAVE X TO ME
SO EASY A CHINESE PEASANT

>>5161095

"No problem Shawn, let's just say the feeling's mutual. Ever since that first day back at the open try-outs in Indy I knew I wanted you." replied the brash 20 year old from 18-1land.

"How can you be so open about all this though? If my mom knew about all this, holy shit, she'd like fucking kill me. She'd stab me in the heart with a fucking crucif-" was all Shawn could get out before being thankfully interrupted by the blonde bombshell's moist lips."

Nearby Nastia sat in her room thinking about what she just saw. Her ex locking lips with the team's phenom? She knew she had to get back at her. Her first thought was to tell Marta, the coach, but she knew Marta was a lesbian. Hell, everybody knew that Bela was just a show for the press. She knew she had to attack her in the place she would hurt the most-her heart. She had always enjoyed those team exercises with Shawn...

Shawn wakes up with the phone ringing off the hook. She groggily sweeps the sleep from her eyes, lifts Alicia's limp arms from her bare chest and picks up the phone. It's Marta, she's called for a surprise practice on what's supposed to be their first and only day off in Beijing. Shawn leans over and plants a small peck on her newfound lover's lips.

"We have another damn practice beautiful. Maybe this time you won't fall off that bar." Shawn coyly reminds her.

"Oooohh, you really don't want to go down that road midget." the brash older girl replied with a smile. "You were awfully damn aggressive for a girl who claims to be new at this." said Alicia.

"Are you implying something?" asked Shawn with a slight grin.


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LOL AT THE USE OF IMPLYING. Shit when I wrote this there was no
>implying

>mfw I was here the first day of /sp/ but don't remember any of the macros because of post concussion syndrome.

>>5161127

"All I'm saying is that little miss golden girl may not be as straight and narrow as everyone thinks. C'mon, let's shower and get ready for practice." Alicia responded with a small pat on Shawn's bare thigh. With that the two girls jumped into the shower. Even after a long night of lovemaking, Shawn was still decidedly shy about showering down with another girl, sure she had done it plenty of times after practice, but it just was never this intimate. Alicia made sure to take the lead and slowly massaged Shawn as the hot water cascaded over the nubile young lovers. She spent plenty of time on her entire body but made sure to pay special attention to the rose between Shawn's supple yet powerful thighs. Shawn initially shuddered and jumped with each touch, but in no time she was allowing Alicia to explore each and every inch of her body with the relaxation of a professional.

After the two dried each other off, they got dressed (and slipped in some peeks of each others bodies one last time before practice). The two shared a long passionate kiss before opening the door, knowing they would have to put on their clean and straight disguises as soon as they entered the outside world...

>>5161095

MOAR

Not on /sp/, but I was around when linetrap supposedly committed suicide.

you nostalgia you lose

These aren't too old but...
The Ontario Yankees
and Adam Lind's campaign to become a meme.

>>5161121
>>5161121
i miss the chinese peasant threads

I'm an oldfag, I've been here since winter

>>5161156


"What took you two so long?" Asked Marta with her normal heavy Romanian accent. "The van was supposed to leave ten minute ago, come on!"

"I know exactly what took those two so damn long." Thought Nastia, but she knew she had to keep her lips shut. The van ride through downtown Beijing was awkward. The team had just gotten into town a week ago and only Chelsie and Nastia went to the pre-olympics practices held there in April. There was a distinct aura in the car that no one could seemingly shake. It seemed like something was up between Shawn and Alicia, who seemed at times to be too close and at other times seemed to be purposely avoiding each other. And Nastia was unusually silent the entire trip. Marta and Bela were up front, pointing out all the landmarks to the young girls as if they cared. They were far too concerned about their individual performances than the actual city.

The practice on the surface was usual. Marta was watching Alicia, as usual (she had a thing for older more developed girls) but she also seemed to notice that Shawn had been spending a lot of time with her. She even swore she saw Shawn grab her ass during a post-performance hug.

After practice Bela wanted to go see the Great Wall with the team and told the girls to go shower up. All of the girls went to the showers except Shawn and Nastia, who were still doing uneven bars trying to nail a new routine. It took almost ten minutes and the showers were empty as the other girls had already gone to get a bite to eat. Shawn and Nastia showered quickly (separately), but Nastia decided this was a perfect time to set her plan in motion. After getting dressed she walked by the still naked Shawn.

"Really nice job on those uneven bars today beautiful," Nastia said, and as she passed her she purposely brushed her hand by Shawn's sweet supple naked ass, leaving a visibly confused and aroused Shawn.

remember when it was the final countdown?

>>5161173
Chinese peasant and Leave X To Me were the oldfag's Power Rankings and my face/implying threads

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN

I was here during the last Lakers v. Celtics finals. I have a couple of images saved from then.

I was here for

>How do I take a screenshot on my computer

I remember when people didnt call themselves fags.

"I think that Hawks can boring believe championship not"
Something along those lines.

>>5161186


After a long day at the Great Wall, the team retired to their rooms and each girl ordered room service, which they enjoyed in Marta's room while watching the news report from back home. Apparently an NFL quarterback in Chicago had thrown a football across Lake Michigan from the midfield logo in Soldier Field. The alleged player declined to be named, but the ball had the words "Unleash the dragon" branded on the side.

After dinner the girls went to their own rooms, to presumably watch tv and get some sleep. This was not the case for Shawn and Alicia. The moment the door closed the two began ravaging each others bodies. Shawn quickly tore off Alicia's shirt, which was already amazingly taut from her ample cleavage. Alicia focused on both swallowing Shawn's face and unbuttoning her top. After the two had successfully removed each article of clothing from the others' body, the two collapsed in bed, still glued to each others' faces, parting only to take in a breath every few seconds. Alicia finally broke the kiss.

"Just lay back sexy." Alicia commanded the younger girl with obvious authority. She slid down Shawn's tight chest and focused her tongue and lips on Shawn's tender rosebud. The entire time Shawn was screaming her lungs out into the muffling pillow she had thrown onto her face. This didn't stop the noticeably aroused Nastia Lukin from hearing next door.

"Did you hear that? It sounds like Shawn's screaming or somehting." said Chelsie Memmel, Nastia's roommate.

"She probably just stubbed her toe go back to sleep." said Nastia, who immediately went back to touching herself to Shawn's pleasure-induced screams.

After an extremely powerful orgasm, and returning the favor, Shawn and Alicia lied in each others arms in the total dark.


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In case you haven't figured it out yet, this shit is riddled with memes. Especially >uggla and GRISSMAN

>>5161193
Why did leave X to me stop being as popular? Could newfags not shoop an eyepatch onto someone?

>>5161211
That was two months ago.

I was here for the Browns/Giants MNF game a couple years back. I also remember the Barves thread, even though that was this year.

>>5161232
Leave x to me was golden, and it was atleast more original than some of the shit on /sp/ these days.

also, remember GLB AND DA STUMPS?

>>5161224
i came

>>5161224

She couldn't stop thinking about her new lover, and how amazing she was. It wasn't just about the amazing sex or that she had never experienced anything even remotely similar before. She also knew Alicia was a smart, independent, beautiful girl who she was beginning to think she could spend her entire life with happily. But then again there was the constant niggling suspicion that Nastia would be an absolutely AMAZING FUCK. Both of her parents were gold medal gymnsats, which led Shawn to believe that she fucked like a lynx.

She did finally get to sleep around 5 AM, only to be woken up two hours later by a tickling feeling of absolute pleasure. As she opened her eyes, she saw Alicia with her hand lost in the covers massaging her own private place.

"Good morning sleepyhead," whispered Alicia into Shawn's ear, licking the lobe after finishing the statement, all the while still working her magic on Shawn's rosebud. Shawn's body tensed and then immediately relaxed. A huge smile came over her face and Alicia walked with an entrancing wagging of her ass to the bathroom and started up the shower.

"I do expect you to repay me Shawn." said the beautiful Bostonite. With that, Shawn slowly broke out of her post-orgasmic aura and walked into the shower, where Alicia was leaning on the wall with her legs wide open. Shawn had no need to disrobe since the two hadn't used pajamas in days. She walked into the large shower, immediately got on her knees and put her tongue to good use.

I remember Leave X to Me, been here for a while but didn't put a trip on until like February

>>5161160

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

I recognized pretty much every meme here but I wish I knew how most of them started. The only one I actually saw happen was the first >Shaw thread.

>>5161282

i know what i'm doing tonight.

I've been here since last summer. HA newfags

>>5161173
Same here. All those Yao threads were hilarious due to my nostalgia glasses. Also exploding knees with Oden was funny. But I miss Manny being Manny.

>cracking onto
But seriously, I came for the 2009 ALCS

>>5161282

After an experience that could at worst be called the greatest shower of either Shawn or Alicia's life and at best be described as the single most pleasurable experience Alicia's genitalia had ever experienced, the two hopped out of the steamy (and also musky) shower and began to get dressed. All the while the ashamed aura of shyness that surrounded the two during clothing and declothing sessions was noticeably absent. It seemed that Alicia and Shawn had absolutely no qualms about physical privacy anymore and neither had worn clothes since ripping off the US gymnastics gear the previous night. The two openly stared at each other with sly grins and would often stop undressing just to hold each other or kiss one another's ear or hands or any other body part.

The two eventually did end their erotic dressing escapade and immediately joined the rest of the team at the breakfast table in the hotel restaurant. Nastia was the only girl who noticed the undeniable newfound closeness that Shawn and Alicia shared. At the breakfast table the team talked about normal teenage girl things- last week's episode of "One Tree Hill", how sexy that star quarterback for the 2009 NFL Champion Chicago Bears is, and of course Chelsie's favorite topic- the unfathomable sexiness of the all-star second basemen for the Florida Marlins. Nastia clearly disagreed.

I was here kinda for the first /sp/, I talked some junk in a Ohio State/Michigan thread but that's pretty much it

Prove you're an oldfag?

Is this /b/?

faggots

>>5161221
>I can boring because the I am thinking Hawks championship not

>>5161095
>>5161127
>>5161156
>>5161186
>>5161224
>>5161282

SO THERE I WAS...

>>5161336
please continue

>>5161336
LAST PARAGRAPHS


"How the fuck can you even say that?" started Nastia, "he's a fucking midget who sucks at baseball."

"I don't care," replied Chelsie, "I think he's cute, plus how can he suck at baseball if he got into the all-star game?" asked Chelsie.

"3 Errors and a GIDP is how." said the team's star, Shawn. "If you'll excuse me, I have to go touch up." she told the team on the way to the ladies' room. This was a perfect time to further her plan at revenge thought Nastia...

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The last paragraph is my favorite. I was actually banned at this point for posting non-/sp/ material (yes Mods were fags in Summer 08 as well)

sadney corsby

CALDERON FOR TRES

>>5161354
>>5161348
Nostalgia'd.
Also: XXX LIKE A BOSS and pic related.

>>5160340

"w" + "v" - "v" + "w" + "e" - "e" + "w" + "k" - "k" + "." + "k" - "k" + "a" + "t" - "t" + "n" + "g" - "g" + "o" + "u" - "u" + "n" + "k" - "k" + "t" + "n" - "n" + "a" + "j" - "j" + "l" + "v" - "v" + "k" + "s" - "s" + "." + "o" - "o" + "s" + "e" - "e" + "e" + "t" - "t"

>>5161340
Tell em Alakazam sent ya.

DESU~~~~

>>5161415
god damnit bot, can't you think of any more simple shit i don't have time for that fucking sanskrit

>>5161404
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpFi6rEDrDY

ALWAYS

2008 Olympics.

Also, pic is from my favorite game thread ever on /sp/.

is anyone else here getting their dick sucked by 3 ladies at once?

pokemon sports stars thread was the first thread i posted in i think...

>>5161500
It's not the same without that last little croak before he dies.

Oldfag enough for you?

>>5161558
I actually contributed to that thread. Like 10 images.

Rivers vs. Cutler/Santa thread

>>5161502
I wisb.

proved

>>5161640

I would like to say that I was the sort of catalyst for that thread by comparing Ash to Peyton Manning.

Not that old, but I loved
>gald

so there i was threadcapture (credit to original poster)

Well, this is my oooooold tripcode that I never use anymore. Made it simply to counter CaG.

>>5161684
>black star

thank you for making me believe /sp/

>>5161722
First thing I remember from /sp/ during 08 football season was CAG promising to leave/asking the mod to ban him if the Chargers lost their game that week.

>>5161721
>Neko Neko Wai
I miss him so much ;_;

I know all about >shaw

>>5161722
Speaking of, I haven't seen L/C/DaG in a while....

/vc/

I know what the answer to this question is.

>>5161807
Yup. I made that tripcode for the Broncos-Chargers game to fuck with CaG and stuck with it for quite a while before I eventually quit using it.

DSFARGEG is really the first meme that I remember. Does that make me an oldfag?

I arrived during Celtics Bulls series

Tripfags that didn't shit up the boards:
-Blackstar
-ClevelandFag
-Sneak
-MMB
-Viper
-UZ
-CAG/DAG
-Bucshot

>>5161721
>Sticky Stumps
>Comissioner Red
Oh god. ;_;

Well I was here before there was a /sp/ so that's basically as old as it gets around here. Not like that's a badge of honor or anything.

I don't understand why I'm not on these tripfag ranking lists. I mean, I've been tripping for like 2 weeks now

>>5161936
>MMB
>Bucshot
>CAG
>Don't shit up the board
Wtf am I reading?

Anyone remember the "daily making fun of ClevelandFag's last.fm and music choice" threads?
They were either started by Red or UZ, I can't remember.

>>5161684
>implying you're not dead

I really can't remember when i started. I know it was sometime before the 08 olympics. Sooo almost 2 years i guess.