>Anywhere in Texas
>Nice place to live

Texas is Reaganism. Reaganism is treason.

>Newark not number 1

troll list

>no Orlando
>no Charleston, South Carolina

>>4916092
>Boone, NC not on list

Cool troll thread. Also, go moutaineers.

I think I agree, but put Minneapolis on that list

also Boston.

>texas #1

>people mentioning any city that doesn't have beaches

LOL

>No Long Beach, Ca

>>4916139
anywhere in Minnesota bro, It's fucking great here.

>implying anywhere outside of the northeast is a good place to live

>>4916136
>Boone, NC
>still a dry county

idontthinksotim.jpg

>>4916092

Went to Vegas a couple of weeks back, there is no way an average person could live there. The prices on literally everything are ridiculous.

>no [insert city I live in]

The only thing Texas has going for it is smoking in bars. Your freeway onramps are full retard.

Also,
>No San Diego

sure is faggy texas in here

>no Boston

Nice list but Louisiana needs to be top 5 as does Kentucky and drop Seattle.

>my visage when i'm from vegas and it's not #1 even though EVERYTHING is legal here including weed and prostitution, EVERYTHING is open 24 hrs, and we have the strip

how do you faggots not rate vegas #1? i live where you other faggots make a big deal out of going to to party

>mf

>9002. Detroit
>easily at least 20,000 cities in the US

imokaywiththis.jpg

>>4916243
> vegas
>legal prostitution
Confirmed for lying about being from Vegas

>>4916243
oh and btw i'm not trolling, prostitution has always been legal and we recently passes a law making weed legal. eat it faggots

>this thread

>Pittsburgh not top 3

>>4916275
law isn't enforced, police force has publicly stated they don't want to do anything about it

>>4916275
You've never been there, I take it. They have illegals clicking cards all around advertising escorts, which are basically prostitutes. Also, there were at least 7 hanging out in front of the Bellagio fountains when I went through.

>>4916284
not from the us, i would like to visit vegas someday. ive heard about legal prostitution but is weed really legal there, or do they just sorta turn a cheek to it? its not legal here but unless you're and idiot and light up infront of a cop shop or having a lot of it on you (ie trafficking or selling) they wont care.

>>4916323
las vegas is the only place in nevada where prostitution isn't legal

escorts are in every city you fucking dumbass

i lived in vegas for 3 years and it's complete shit. everyone drives like a retard and the weather is dogshit

no one with a real job has time to go to the fucking strip so that doesn't matter in the least bit

Prostitution is not legal in Vegas, only in the county outside of Reno.
Escorts are fucking all over the country, they use a loophole in the law where you pay for a date and then just happen to have sex with them for free after it.

>>4916330
it's actually legal here, you just have to apply for a license. it's at the federal level it's illegal but not enforced

>Austin.

Love that city

>Alameda County

Fucker did his research. Seriously, it gets a bad rap because of Oakland, but ALL the crime happens in a 20 by 20 block region along International between 68th and 98th Ave. If you ain't slinging the yay, you're not going to get killed.

>>4916289
Everybody who seen Mysterion say YEAH!

>No Warwick, Rhode Island

>>4916092
>Alameda County

Well there's something I never expected to see on 4chan.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Nevada
Nevada is the only U.S. state to allow some legal prostitution, in the form of heavily regulated brothels. Prostitution outside these licensed brothels is illegal throughout the state. The brothels are situated in isolated rural areas; all forms of prostitution are illegal in Clark County (which contains the Las Vegas metropolitan area and more than three-quarters of the state's population), Washoe County (which contains Reno), Carson City, Douglas County, and Lincoln County. The other counties allow brothels, but some of these counties currently have no active brothels (brothels are in operation in only 8 counties); as of June/July 2008 there were 28 legal brothels in Nevada.

>>4916368
>>4916365
FAGGOTS
go live in paris OH WAIT we already have paris and new york in vegas

Best places to live by prestige:

1. NYC upper east side
2. affluent CT suburbs (darien, westport)
3. affluent NY suburbs (chappaqua, scarsdale)
4. affluent Chicago suburbs (winnetka, hinsdale)
5 (T). San Francisco
5 (T). Chicago
6. Affluent Bay Area suburbs (Blackhawk, Alamo)


9001. Los Angeles
9002. New Jersey

If you disagree then you're a niggerfaggot

>top 3 all in texas
NO WAY is this a troll

>>4916423
>9001. Los Angeles
-3/10

>>4916365

>implying I said I wanted to live there.

And there's no reason to split hairs, escorts are prostitutes. I know we have them in Kentucky too, but they aren't blatantly publicized by Cesar and Juan when you walk down the fucking sidewalk.

i respect your Texas opinion, but nyc should be much higher

>>4916423
Woops i forgot

7. Affluent MA suburbs (Milton, Weston)

>>4916433
uh no. its places to live by PRESTIGE. people who live in LA are considered artsy new money faggots. sorry

>>4916368

I think there are a couple of others. I am pretty sure one of the counties directly north of Clark County has legal prostitution.

Nevada has a medicinal-use program, but used to be very, very severe on marijuana users. The casino interests did not like the type of crowd pot supposedly comes with (they still don't).

But eventually, the people just started blazing anyway, and so smoking a blunt in a city park is like a parking ticket.

>>4916423
>9002. New Jersey

this list seems accurate enough

Ok, Massachussetts is number 12

So cal needs some love. Palm Springs, Indio, Palm Desert get ranks 13-15, and at 11, Huntington Beach

T-1. Austin
>desert

T-1. Texas Hill Country
>desert

3. DFW
>desert

4. Fayetteville, North Carolina
>hoopies and criminals

5. Seattle, WA
>toilet bowl of the west

6. Alameda County, CA
>first good place on the list, but expensive

7. Lake Tahoe, CA/NV
>same as #6

8. San Francisco, CA
>gays

9. New York City
>gets old after a year or two

10. Chicago
>criminals

>>4916494
ya there's a city called pahrump that i drove to to buy fireworks (lol) and the brothels there have menus with prices like something from restaurant with like a bunch of different and some pretty weird sex items on them.

>>4916423

>No North Dallas suburbs

>>4916405
not an idiot country where men cant get normal women

>>4916532

>T-1. Austin
>>desert

>T-1. Texas Hill Country
>>desert

>3. DFW
>>desert

Desert?! Never even been to Texas have you?!

I would say Lexington is top 10, but I'm biased.

Bloomington or Nashville don't seem like they would be too bad of places.

I would say the absolute worst place to live in the US would be Panama City.

>>4916532

i fucking lol'd at the desert comments.
dfw looks boring but the hill country is fucking great if you're not a pussy with cedar allergies.

>>4916599

Also, Key West would be God-tier.

1. Philadelphia
2. Philadelphia
3. Philadelphia
4. Philadelphia
5. Philadelphia
6. Philadelphia
7. Philadelphia
8. Philadelphia
9. Philadelphia
10. South Jersey's cool too

>>4916625

>>4916625

>South Jersey's ok too

>>4916625

>>4916687

that the dude that puked on/punched the cop and his two daughters at the phillies game? fuckin' epic.

>>4916625
fuck yeah

>No Madison, WI
>Faggots_gonna_fag.jpeg

yall faggots are idiots if u think living in Vegas is good

there is a reason people TRAVEL there but dont move

highest crime in the country, it SUCKS outside of the strip

and yeah ive been there many times.

>Texas top 2

yeah sure.....

>Anywhere in massachusetts not on list

I approve of this

Fun fact: Texas is the fattest state in the US
Fun fact: Austin is one of the least fat states in the US

>>4916761
epic trip name
but it's true...we act like those massages don't mean anything but they fucking do

Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.

>>4916803
Excuse me, I meant Austin is one of the least fat CITIES

>>4916814
AND THEY HAVE THE US GRAND PRIX IN 2012

>>4916803

San Antonio really skews the average with its fatness. Hispanic women fucking inflate when they get older down here.

>>4916871
Hispanic women ruin the average for everyone everywhere.

>>4916879
>implying female niggers don't ruin everyone's fun

>>4916365

>weather is dogshit

The fuck? The weather has been beautiful all-year.

Albeit it'll be hot as fuck July-September

But the average weather this year since January has been around 75 degrees.-- and its only been up to the mid 90s 4-5 times all year.

Weather is fucking awesome.

Bitching about drivers? Go to any city in the world and ask a non-native how the drivers are in the city they live in. They'll say they're shitty. (Also its a California transplants that bring their shitty driving to Vegas)

>highest crime in country

Last time I checked Vegas isn't LA or Detriot. Vegas isn't even Top 10.

----------

Vegas was one of the best places to live in the world during the boom--- Now that the fastest growing city in the world got hit the hardest due to the recession.. Its shit-tier?

ITT: Faggots from California bitching about living in Vegas because they compare their shitty lives now with their childhood in California.

If Las Vegas is so bad stop moving here faggots.

>>4916901
>Tyrone being a race traitor

Color me surprised.