no bacardi torched cherry

>9001. beer

1. What I like

9001. What I don't like

sure is cocktail faggot in here

>9001. beer

Gin and Tonic says you're all faggots.

>no white russian

>no cold water
gotta leave u hangin bro

>a fifth of bourbon not listed
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Your post

>he thinks alcohol is cool to drink

confirmed for underage.

Most of your drinks are girly drinks. Any hoppy light ale should be number one, and I say that as a man with chest hair.

>9001.Beer

Huge homosexual detected.

>>4914498
>hoppy light ale..
confirmed for american beer lover

>vodka not top 3

>beer 9001
imokwiththis.jpg

1. Scotch Neat
2. Beer
3. Gin Martini
4. captain morgan and cola
5. Long island ice tea
6. Red wine
9001. Everything else

LAGER OR GO HOME FAGGOT

>water not number 1
>iced tea not number 2

NO

>he thinks bitch drinks are superior to beer

>no Dos Equis

>>4914581
If you don't drink it all then you're the bitch.

>>4914520

I am American, and I do like beer, pic most deliciously related. But what does that mean to someone who lists Captain Morgan, the Bud Light of rum as his favorite drink.

OP, this may be the worst power rankings ever, just letting you know

>no Wild Turkey and Red Bull

Tastes like shit, but I'll be damned if doesn't unleash the inner baboon

OP, you should be embarrassed for making this thread.

>>4914418

>straight up peppermint schnapps not #1

>>4914642
Oh hell, I'll drink anything but a MGD is far superior to a Cosmopolitan.

>captain and cola

My usual, unless I have no money. Then I get cheap vodka and cranberry juice.

op confirmed for 15 years old

real men only drink pure alcohol faggot

>>4914418
have fun dieing bro

>no moonshine

You're a faggot

>>4914774

you'r a pure alcohol faggot

>people defending beer
>weakest form of alcohol reserved for highschoolers and poor people

>>4914815
>implying there's a difference between moonshine and everclear

>beer not 1

>>4914846

>Implying Vodka isn't for poor Europeans.

Man up and support your city, bro.

>>4914966
>implying Everclear isn't made in a factory, while moonshine is made in a still up in the woods by some guy you know's cousin

>>4915104
>implying you dont get the same result from drinking rubbing alcohol

>Beer not number 1

OP confirmed for pooh-pusher

>>4914966

Bro moonshine has a much higher alcohol content.

That's why it's fucking illegal.

I hate OP so fucking much.

You're either gay or a chick.

>>4914990

>man up
>drink beer

its vodka or rum for me. beer is just a waste of time

>>4914418
>Official drinks I get my older brother to buy for me and my friends for our super cool underage drinking parties
Fixed

>>4915145
....everclear is 200proof bro

>>4915228
i mean 190

>>4914418

>9001. beer

>>4915255

Yeah and moonshine is about 190-195. If the hicks make it right.

ITT: teenagers and their dreams

>Anything with the possibility of curdling not last

Oilsfag confirmed for 16 year old.

ever had a martini? it's like fucking paint thinner.

>>4915417
Full Retard confirmed for drinking only bud light

>>4915222

Well, if that's what you like. I'll have the occasional cocktail, or even a straight whiskey or two if I'm feeling rowdy, but I'd rather have a nice craft brew 95% of the time.

Here's a question for you chaps. I was at a club this past weekend, and I bought a chick a vodka-water with lime juice. intrigued by this drink, i ordered myself one, and was blown away by how good it was, but it seems like a girley drink... Is it as girley as i think it is?

>>4915679

Sounds a bit girly, like a Smirnoff.

>2. mojito

faggot detected

>>4915746

ya, thats what i compared it to. i guess its back to the ole rye and coke.

>>4915679

You should host a girly drink party. Don't forget to invite girls. If you don't get at least a cocktouch at one of those, you truly are a failure.

>straight everclear

yeah right

>>4915780


Beer, glorious beer.

>Schnapps not even mentioned
Other than that, shit nigga. 4 star post.

>>4915792

>say i liked a drink
>decided it was girley
>go home with girl anyways
>internet faggot throws beaks

>>4915679

Its only girly if it has more than 2 ingredients.
Unless its like a wine cooler or some shit

>>4915851
beer has waaaaaay more than 2

>No Maker's and Coke mentioned, nor bourbon on the rocks.

Sure isn't real men in here.

>>4915851

thats a good way to look at it. but does water count as an ingredient? im kinda on the fence with this one.

>>4914479
>>4915883

Well nevermind, this guy has the right idea.

>>4915895

I'm gonna say no on that specific drink

>>4915895

Try making beer without water. It's an ingredient.

Beer isn't a girly drink its just lame to me

op has never had most of whats on his list but wanted to make the point that he doesnt like beer aka is a faggot

>>4915941

How is it lame exactly?

>>4915941
if you dont like beer the only reason is because you havent had enough and cant take the taste. it comes with time.

Woodchuck draft cider is as good as it gets

Know what's strange? Peppermint schnapps and cream soda tastes EXACTLY like a god damn white tic tac.

>>4914477
exactly

>>4915981
acquired taste

>>4915981

>If you don't like beer it means you're a 17 year old faggot who has never been to more than one party.

>>4915994

I can't stand Cider, it tastes like piss. Fucking Strongbow.

>no sweet tea

soniamdissapoint.gif

>>4915981

this is how it is with literally true about any alcohol... except for that one special drink that has always done it for you.

>>4915997

He would be disappoint.

whiskey water or you're a faggot.

>>4916016

Fuckin Strongbow! I love the taste, but I always over drink it. Worst hangovers!

bonging beer is my favorite way to drink if im trying to get fuqt.

what does /sp/ do to get blitzed?

Collegefag here. Beer is good for when you don't have a lot of money, but if you can afford liquor, do it. You don't get the beer shits when you drink a bottle of rum and coke.

>>4915994
Fuckin love that shit.

>>4916016
Strongbow really isn't that bad, bro.

>>4915977

its a weak drink and theres just alot of better drinks to be had. I've had a few nights with beer and its just meh. plus it smells like shit

>>4916051
>>4916068

I guess I'm just a beer kinda guy

Quick poll /sp/, who's actually drinking now even though they have shit to do tomorrow?

>>4916058
I sip one of these while playing beer pong, usually feel good after 2 games

>>4916077

Do you just try to get drunk as fast as possible then? I feel bad for you.

>>4916058

My friend made a 6 hose beerbong that holds 12 beers! She is affectionately named "Bongzilla"

>>4916030
eh, usually when you start drinking its some sort of hard alcohol mixed with coke or club soda or whatever, like a rum and coke. its hard to not enjoy one of those, it doesnt really taste bad at all, just a little different from regular coke. beer on the other hand, does taste pretty bad until you become adapted to it, i hated it when i started drinking it. now i love it.

sorry, any mixed drink is just as gay as any cooler or hard lemonade etc.

beer or straight alcohol, otherwise no brofist from me. unless you got lean, then that's okay.

>>4916093
good shit. if youre low on money and want to get fucked on beer this stuff is great

>>4916100
>implying a half/half mix of most liquours and soda isn't stronger than a beer.

haters gonna hate

>>4916095

I drink at whatever pace the night calls for. I'm not just slamming back shots till i pass out

>>4916100
this

>rum and coke #1 drink

OP is nao confirmed, for being a woman who orders woman drinks and sips from a straw

>>4916140

like getting laid in a canoe.... fucking close to water

but always good when i get into poverty mode.

>>4916140
official sponsor of high school drinking

>purple drank not on the list

>>4916171
Keg beer bro, It's like kool-aid to me. I could drink it all day.

>>4916155
>80's
>AIDS
>shit music
>crack
>unregulated capitalism
You GTFO, failure

>1. Beer
>9001. Everything else

Grow a dick, kids.

>>4916138

How can fags seriously think mixed drinks are tough? It isn't about alcohol content or getting fucked as fast as you can. It is about having a good night and separating yourself from women. Sure a sure shots to start the night is fine, but beer is the staple.

>>4916138
inb4
>liquours

>>4916155
Man...last party I was at, the guy playing bartender was putting straws in the drinks he mixed...'the fuck, dude.

>>4916200
1. everything else
2. beer
grow a tongue guys

>>4916200
1. YOUR OWN PISS
9001. FUCK YOU

WHO'S THE MANLIER MAN NOW HUH?

>>4916194

1990 was a very good year

>>4916194

Yeah, because we really grew up in that culture, and didn't really begin to experience American society in the '90s, when we began to grow up. Also, underage b&.

>>4915145
>Bro moonshine has a much higher alcohol content.
>That's why it's fucking illegal.

Wait, you think moonshine is illegal because of the ALCOHOL CONTENT? Jesus Christ, what the fuck are they teaching kids in school these days?

>>4916232
What the fuck are you talking about?

Also
>20 years
>underaged

1. Beer
2. Whiskey
3. Scotch
9000. Everything else

>mon visage when kids are born in the 90s near me and cant handle a nice cold brew because it doesnt taste like pure sugar

>>4916246

it's illegal because the government is trying to keep the white man down!

>>4916222

>Concerned with how alcohol tastes

Confirmed for teenager/dickless faggot.

Alcohol comes in many forms and everyone has their own tastes, prefrences and styles of drinking. A power ranking of alcohol could only be based on ones opinion

>>4916246
lol yeah thats why 151 is illegal duh.

states dont care that much about taxes broseph

>>4916207
I'm not saying I don't drink beer, because that's what I typically do when I go out/hang at a place. But if I'm looking for something to kick the night in gear I either go with a shot as you said, or move to bourbon and cokes. Also...

>calling people fags
>"separating yourself from women"

Also Skoal sucks fucking ass.

>mi cabeza when I don't drink

>>4916222

Grow a sac.

>>4916279
>my head

>>4916265
have fun drinking bread

>>4916207
skoal mint? didnt we go over this already?

>mfw this thread is worse than a PS3/ XBox 360 argument.

>>4916279
Me neither... also awesome head.

>>4916279
>he doesnt go out with friends and drink
>no friends

1) beer

9001) who cares

>>4916272
I can't even tell if you're trolling or just stupid, enlighten me?

>>4916272

That's different. There are laws in most states that pertain to percentage of alcohol. In some states, you cannot buy Everclear at over 150 proof. In some states, like Louisiana and Nevada, you can buy whatever the hell you want, as long as the taxes are paid on it.

Beer is disgusting. I'll take any liquor besides it.

>>4916325
it was sarcasm

>>4916270

dumbest thing anyones said so far in this thread

gtfo

why does everyone like beer its bland liquid bread

>>4916356

>>4916338
go be 14 somewhere else kid

ITT: Everyone actually drinks Smirnoff Ice and tries to sound tough on the internet.

I only drink flavored girly vodkas and mexican beer

Why the fuck would I be concerned what drink is manly or not, I just drink whatever tastes best for me. You're all idiots.

>>4916579
Because men pretty much live for retarded penis battles like this

>>4916596
>implying you arent a hambeast

>>4916596
>Emily
But you are not a girl...

>>4916412
>implying that just because American beer is dreadful, that all beer is.

>>4916596
most guys i know seem to think this makes them more attractive to women

meanwhile i am in the back drinking whatever fruity drinks i want getting numbers while they choke down their manly whiskeys and get too wasted to talk to girls

>>4916596
>emily would you like to share an appletini with me?

>9001. beer

>>4916596

>implying penis battles are a waste of time

>>4916646
>implying there is any penis left after the battle

>>4916579

being manly is what it's all about

>>4916638

I second your eruption

Beer deserves its OWN power rankings, not being lumped in with "cocktails" and "martinis"

>>4916270

>people not just reading this

>>4916668
fail troll

>>4916668
>implying opinions exist and that official power rankings aren't scientific fact

>>4916678

Fucking this

They are official for a reason

>>4914418
>mint julep unranked

If a guy says beer taste bad, you sir are a faggot. It's a acquired taste. You know how many chicks say that shit to me all the time then they end up drinking what ever I drink. Man up and drink. Pic related

>>4914463
Once had I gin and tonic which was just gin with maybe with a touch of tonic water.

Needless to say, it got me kinda wasted (maybe because I had couple of drinks in me already) and I never blinked an eye on a gin and tonic before.

Also, people, we don't drink beer for the taste. We drink it to socialize/watch sports and/or get wasted. It's rare to find beer for the taste anyway.

You drink liquor and wine for taste.

Also sake is the worst tasting shit ever when warmed up. Christ.

>>4916690
>luckhorsedrink is not a drink

>>4916699

>Also sake is the worst tasting shit ever when warmed up. Christ.

THIS. It gets so hyped up and I finally ordered it at a nice restaurant. Shit was awful.

>>4916699
>implying no one enjoys beer because you are an adolescent faggot

>>4916710
>implying kids at parties bring all these alcohols to make fancy drinks rather than shitfaced with cheap budweiser

>>4916678

1. The drink I like the most
2. My second favorite drink

9001. Your favorite drink


if you disagree you are a stupid nigger faggot

>>4916709
Drink sake like this. No problems
What so ever. Sake bombs.

>>4916717

>Fancy drinks
>Cheap vodka and soda

>>4916721
what if my favorite drink is your favorite drink?

<.implying killian's red isn't #1 and 2-10 aren't irrelevant

>>4916699

Some people drink beer for the flavor, depending on what beers they're drinking. Why else would craftbrewing exist? As already mentioned in this thread, any alcohol is a developed taste.

>>4916699
you're a fucking moron. craft beer rapes and tons of people (men) drink it for the taste, the only excuse not to is if you're seriously broke. the majority of kids in this thread are 12 year old faggots. the ONLY acceptable things for men to drink are hard alcohol and beer. hard stuff when you want to get wasted, beer when you don't

if you disagree with this you are

1. a kid
2. a woman

>>4916705

>>4916746
>homophoebe

>>4916721
FreeBYRD i usually give you a pass, since youre a fellow Bills fan, but your trolling is reaching and all-time low.

>>4916722

This. Sake bombs in large groups can be incredibly fun. Especially in places that don't mind yelling.

>>4916765

Read my previous posts, I tried but it was too late

sake is gook juice

>>4916620
>implying you arent a lonely virgin neckbeard

>>4916693

The Golden Dragon looks Mighty Delicious.

pic slightly related; my personal favorite drink

>>4916765

After this thread I'm there too.

>9001. beer

Ya'll been fucking trolled.

>>4916792
not helping your cause....

>>4914846
>implying highschoolers enjoy the taste of beer.

>>4916797
Lol it's a good beer. About 11% achl. Beers usually have 4-6%. It's really good you gotta get use to it though. Acquired taste like I said. Try a duvel as well.

ITT: Wannabe frat brothers throw a tantrum over people not liking beer.

The thought drinking something making you a better person or manly is borderline retarded and you should feel bad for thinking so.

>>4916853
>acquired taste
also known as forcing that shit down and then when people ask why you made those faces you reply with that lame excuse

>>4916722
I will try a Sake Bomb one day. Should be a Japanese restaurant around these parts with them.

>>4915996
Shit, I think I would try this whenever I go drinking with bros again.

>>4916874
Dick riding faggot detected.

>>4916853

That's not Chimay Blue

Oh man, I think I've been trolled.