Angelbirth Humpadick has this in the bag, is anyone up for the challenge? I don't think so, but let's see what happens.>STREAMhttp://www.eurovision.tv/esctv
first
DAT SWAGGER
YES SWAG JUST GOT TURNED ON
COME ON WE WANT TO SEE THE FLIP
dem moves
DAT FLIP
gonna need a gif of that dance
love is blind, I get it.
the fuck is this guy doing
DEM MICHAEL JACKSON MOVES
MY EARS ARE NOT PREPARED
DAT FLIP NIGGA
FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRSTI AM FIRST
We're gonna get lucked out by Jedward, I just know it.
This one is top 5.
WE HAVE OUR WINNER
MY BODY WAS NOT READY FOR DAT SWAG
>That feel when the UK is winning this when we didn't even try
HAHAH WHATTHESE MOVES
SWAG: ON
DAT SWAG NEXT MJ RITE DERE
Fuck, he's beat Humperdink
>4 songs in>thread 2
BRING IT BACKSING IT BACK TO ME
SO MUCH SWAG
Sounds like Jamiroquai,
GIVE ME A SOPCAST CHANNEL LINK
>dem digital strippers
> Lithuanian singerno
maximum swag
that build up took too long
1.Lithuania......90000000000000001. everyone else9000000000000000001. Azerbijan
dat bass, me like!
DEM RICK ASTLEY MOVES
>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG>FWAG
HAHA TIME FOR BALAD
Graham just mocking him for not being as good as rehersals
>WHY CANT I HOLD ALL THESE AVERAGE SINGERS?UK here. Rest of Europe is full of untalented losers
Time for the most boring song ever made.
these euros generic as hell tho
Yugo Balad incoming.>Doesn't matter we are in the finals
Love is FUCK HIM IN DA POOPOO
>azerbaijan>yurope
Russia has singing grandmas, England has a singing grandpa
>>21541776>>21541776>>21541776THIS WHAT THE FUCK STOLEN BEATS
1. UK2. Hungary3. Albania4. Lithuania - He was WAY better in semi-final
Songs up to now1.Swagflip2.UK3.Hungary4.AlCHAAAAnia
1. Hungary2. Albania3. Lithuania4. United KingdomAnyone who says otherwise is a UK fag afraid to open their mind.
HURR HOARSE
>>21541776It sounded like Unbreak my heart - toni braxton remix
bosi and hetzwhere they any good?
meh shitty performance UK STILL WINNING
>>21541780116205
HERE KAM DE KABABS
Sheki 'em
BOSNIA TIME BITCHES
MY LOVELY HORSE YOU'RE A PONY NO MORE
>Bosnialaaaaaaame
>>21541838We're never good.
>balladnope
Hahaha, time for terrorist nations
This is probably the most boring song of the night, but stay here, because the Russian Oldfag ladies are next.
trap
MY FUCKING SIDES x2
>dat obvious pandering to russians by singing in fucking gibberish
I'd give a good rogering
hurfdurfivic
>>21541829I'm okay with this.
>balladwhy
Dem blowjob lips
MAI WAIFU IS ON
>>21541833Nah.Nah. Engelbert made me feel. It untied women's fellopian tubes.
>based dzeko & herzegovina
Only actually good ballad is Estonias song.
Perfect loo break
>>21541870LET'S PREPAREPARTY EVERYBODY DANCEI WANNA DANCE
>>21541870>implying anyone was leaving
>>21541857I WANT TO SHOWER YOU WITH SUGARCUBES
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
RUSSIAN GRANNIES ARE NEXTHAHA TIME TO FAP
Can't wait for this
this is horrible
>>21541876>bosnia pandering to russiauhm...
HAHA TIME FOR SLAV BALLADSI HOPE YOU LIKE THEM BECAUSE WE HAVE 10 MORE IN STOCK
hope someone pops out of piano and get this song started
Anyone else scared that Eurovision has already peaked with Albania? I just don't think anything can top that.Heard a lot about Russia so hopefully they deliver.
This bores me, anyone up for a game of basketball
There seems to be diminishing value of zany acts each years.why so serious bosnia?
I like this, its pretty good.
Your gif fills me with equal parts hope & fear
HEY RUSSIA IS THIS YOUR LADY GAGA?
Am i the only one flipping over to ITV1 to check if England are losing yet when the ballads are on?
>Bosnia12/10 would bang
fuck balads man
>The Fifth Element trending worldwide after AlbaniaMY SIDES
>slavballads
She looks like Cersei from GOT
>That feel when I'll be voting for RussiaI hope all of you fags will be doing this
>>21541946>russia
The Greek entry apparently puts a cap on the stage at the end of her routine to put a few Euro in....
Why didn't the ginger alarm sound? Nobody vote cause remember, she doesn't have a soul.
too slow for Eurovision contest
So how come Israel get's to be a part of Eurovision?
Why did she stop playing the piano? This looks spurious.
>Bosnia
Russia will win.Everybody go home.
My two stamps of approval for any ESC song is:1. Sung in native language2. Not sung by immigrant
More mediocre singers
PARTY FOR EVERYBODY
HERE COMES THE GOAT MOTHERFUCKERS
>>21541996Idiot.
>yfw lordi come out of nowhere and win the contest in a parking lot outside the stadium
TIME FOR BASED GRANNIES
My body isn't ready.
HAHAHA TIME FOR GRANNIES
HAHA TIME FOR WINNERS
IT'S TIME TO DANCEIT'S TIME TO DANCEIT'S TIME TO DANCE
My body is ready
>>21541985Jews jewing.
GILFS FILTHS
>>21541985
Here we fucking go, Russian grannies
HERE.WE.GO.
Based Russia up in this mofo.
best act incoming
HAHA TIME FOR RUSSIA
based russian grannies incoming
IT BEGINS MOTHERFUCKERS
>>21541986instrumentals aren't live
OH BOY HERE WE GO.GRANNY TIME.
>>21541985they're part of the european broadcast union
that chair when an average american artist outclasses the best europe can do
Brace for Russia
Yurofats can't sing for shit
>>21541985because they pay
my body is ready
Dancing grannies. Fuck, UK is going to give them 12 points. We love novelty shit
TRANCE GRANNIES NEXT
Here comes the basedkremlin
HERE WE GOOOOO
> NOT VOTING FOR SPAIN TO COLLAPSE THEIR ECONOMYI SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU GUYS DON'T DO THIS
I thought the microphone was a wart on her face
TIME FOR LEL
it is the one night of the year when everyone watches the television together and laughs at other countries for being poor and it is called eurovisions song contest. but i think that people should just like having a watch of it because of all of the good pop singing that everyone is doing because it is really good to watch if you are fed up. my best ones is called john and jedward but everyone jus...t calls them jedward because he has the nicest smile. i like jedward because they are always going up to people and screaming to everyone and they are always being a idiot because they dont know what else to do because it is their job now. i liked it when they were doing some singing for some of the children that was in a hospital on my television and john kept making his face look like a crows face for a joke and jedward was trying so hard not to look at him when he was singing and he was trying so hard not to laugh out of his nose when he was having a look at him and then they both just looked at each other and jedward burst out laughing because johns face looked like a crows face and it was the best thing ever because his face looked just like a crows face when he was singing and i hope that they both win it because they are really good at jumping and they have the tallest faces ever it is the best. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox
BASED RUSSIAN DUBSTEP BITCHES
Rashka Patrashka
IT'S TIME
>>21541985Look up the members of EBU.Even Morocco or Libya could participate...
Her voice keeps wavering too much, she's gonna get slaughtered.Will still get 12 from Serbia though (the rest will give it to Serbia), stupid ex-Yugos...
oh god wat
>>21541996the last 4 winners sung in english,not their native laguage
>>21542050>implying UK ain't mad cuz they ain't the oldfags now
>Russiahohohohoho here we go
>>21541936we've got the italy, france and cyprus' valley of faps to get through yet.that's bound to end in a... climax
COME ON AND DANCE
camdy gald
>>21541968not for greece to see them hosting it
LELLEL
BEAUTIFUL
IT BEGINS
They can't sing for shit.This is gonna win?
HAS MANDINGA GONE YET.
>russians
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHA
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES Y
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's like I'm playing Skyrim shit.
>>21542104Oh Fuck, I was not prepared
MY SIDESTHEY ARE NO MORE
BOOM BOOM
ARE THESE OLD BITCHES SERIOUS!? FUCK YOU RUSSIA
They seem a bit nervous.
WHAT THE FUCKI'm seeing Russia for the first time, they don't even know how to sing.AND THEY ARE ONE OF THE FAVORITES? BUUUUULSHIT
what are they cooking?
Oh god...THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING
Oh fuck, utter shit tier high school english lessons flashback
11/10Russia won already, it's over.
jew burning in oven?
PARTY FOR EVERYBODY DANCEI WANNA DANCEI WANNA DANCEI WANNA BOOM BOOM !YEAH GRANNYS !
>>21542091Actually I might bombvote Spain, hear they don't want to win it because they can't afford to host it
This... this is actually good.
haha, time for grannies
MY SIDES ARE DEADHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What the fuck?
>>21541985If they are in the European Broadcasting Union area they are allowed to partake. Hence we get Jew shite every year
dat spinning oven
This is the greatest shit ever.
CMON AND DANCE CMON AND DANCE CMON AND DANCE CMON AND DANCE CMON AND DANCE CMON AND DANCE CMON AND DANCE CMON AND DANCE CMON AND DANCE
DANCING OVEN
>Russia>Eurovision>Yurop in generalFuck this continent, I'm out of here
COME ON AND DANCE BOOM BOOM JDFOIJSDOIFJOSDIFJOSDIJFOISDJFOISDNKJNF bjhndfgfgjkdJGSDJKGBSDKHGBFBGJFBGHBDFGBJDFBGHBFDJGBFDHGBJDFHBJGHBFH>Shot of vodka cookies in ovenOKFDJSLFJDLKSJFDKLSJFLKDSJFKLJDSLKFJSDLKFJKLPARTY FOR EVERYBODY DANCE COME ON AND DANCE>Midget woman looks like she's about to have a heart attack
KARAMEL DANCE KARAMEL DANCE KARAMEL DANCE
>Russia
>them grannies cooking some cookies
HAHAHAHAHAI'm voting for this
Saw this and wanted to shit on my nabs grave
Russia is just trolling.
RUSSIA CONFIRMED FOR WINNERS
THIS IS SO FUCKING BASEDTHIS IS SO FUCKING BASEDTHIS IS SO FUCKING BASEDTHIS IS SO FUCKING BASEDTHIS IS SO FUCKING BASEDTHIS IS SO FUCKING BASEDTHIS IS SO FUCKING BASEDTHIS IS SO FUCKING BASEDTHIS IS SO FUCKING BASEDTHIS IS SO FUCKING BASEDTHIS IS SO FUCKING BASEDTHIS IS SO FUCKING BASEDTHIS IS SO FUCKING BASEDTHIS IS SO FUCKING BASEDTHIS IS SO FUCKING BASEDTHIS IS SO FUCKING BASEDTHIS IS SO FUCKING BASEDTHIS IS SO FUCKING BASEDTHIS IS SO FUCKING BASEDTHIS IS SO FUCKING BASED
DAT EVERYTHING
>>2154213912 points from everybody confirmed. We're going to Russia next year
>>21542125Žinau tą jausmą...
11/10 would bang them all>dat swag
>mfw Old Humper dips his wick in every one of these bitches backstage
Translation:>Boom boom boom>We bomb Chechens>Boom boom boom>We bomb Chechens
>>21542121BREAD. THEYRE SINING ABOUT BAKING BREAD MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND?
WHY ARE THERE RAINBOWS SPEWING OUT OF MY DICK!?!?!?!?
Oh fuck yes
are they cooking something?
The England away strip is awful. #eurovision
OVEN IS MOVING OVEN IS MOVING OVEN IS MOVING
Do they really need such a big scene?
>IMPLYING PUTIN DOESN'T RUN THIS SHIT
>>21542139thanks for the .gif
THE CAKE IS OUT OF THE OVENSHIT JUST GOT REAL
>>21542179
We can stop now, grannies + cookies = win
Why do they remind me of the teletubbies?
>Bosnia comes out with a dignified ballet about some deep issues we can all relate to>Russie follows it up with a bunch of grannies singing around an oven10/10
they will die soon ;_;
8/10 WOULD BANG
Is this Russia's version of Girls Aloud?
>>21542119OH WAIT, I'M ACTUALLY ENJOYING THIS SONGIt's actually catchy, disregard my previous postAMONE NASSAMONE NASSAMONE NASSAMONE NASSBOOM BOOM BOOM
gimme that cookies bitch
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
>you now realise those 10/10 slav blondes will look like this at 40
Well, that's it.Contest over
fuck, they are 4-1, them odds.
>>21542139>>21542139>>21542139BASED FLIP
THOSE GRANNIES COOKED HARDER THAN THE BASEDGOD HIMSELF SWAG SWAG SWAG
>rotating oven10/10
10/10
DAT SWAGGER WALK
Holy shit Russia, you were once a powerful nation.
The contest is over.Go home.
NOTHING can beat those laddies
>Land of Poetry
>>21542139>>21542139>>21542139>>21542139>>21542139>>21542139>>21542139>>21542139 BASED CADFAEL
AZERBAIJANTHE LAND OF POVERTYWhat the fuck is their propaganda ministery doing?
>>21542216>AMONE NASSnotcome and and dance in russian pronounciation
>It's 1 am over in azerbaijan
GET THAT SHIT OUT OF MY SIGHT
>>21542216They say come on and dance you idiot
I'm actually surprised by Icelands song, anybody else?It seems decent compared to some of the others.
JONSI?????????!???!?!?!?IS IT FUCKING SIGUR ROS HOLY SHIT HOY SHIT HOLY SHIT
>>21542221try 90
HAHAHA DE GEA
>Love song soming up.This is no follow up to Russia's glorious act.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34mHZgP9vkc
This shit sounds deep and edgy.
DAT HALO THEME
>>21542265Iceland is already scaring me. He sounds like he belongs in a satanic choir
DAT JAWLINEBASED ICELANDFINALLY SOME WHITES
>>21542268Not the same guy
yeah I mean it was good, but not great
>>21542139Someone put Deal with it on that and it's perfect
Please. Russia got this.
NEVAR 5GETNEVAR 5GETNEVAR 5GETNEVAR 5GETNEVAR 5GETNEVAR 5GETNEVAR 5GETNEVAR 5GETNEVAR 5GETNEVAR 5GETNEVAR 5GETNEVAR 5GETNEVAR 5GETNEVAR 5GETNEVAR 5GETNEVAR 5GETNEVAR 5GETNEVAR 5GET
manface, 0/10
This song reminds me of some other song...
ireland is entered twice?
dese iceland niggers seem quite good
>>21542268Don't be silly. It is good though.
>michael carrick in charge of watching his national team play
Lol, Europe is so gay sometimes.
UK should have sent 6 granddads, no way humpadick can get against the russians alone.
>Michael Carrick
Poor mans Within Temptation
Now I know why Michael Carrick isn't in the England squad, he's representing Iceland in Eurovision
THIS ISNT FUCKING JONSI FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
dat facial structurewould go gay
That chin, goes on and on
what the fuck is this bullshit? is it like the world cup of american idol or something?
>ICELAND>DAT METAL>DAT NON-MUSLIM SCANDINAVIAN ENTRY
OH SHIT
is this nightwish? sure sound like it
Zzzzzzzz
Iceland are shit hot tonight lads
Iceland pretty strong
such a power metal ballad
sounds like power metalwithout the metal
Aryan master race.
is it a trap?
What the fuck is going on
well this is boringNEVAR FORGET
DEM VIKINGS
>>21542324This is decent actually. Retarded, but decent
WAIT, IS THIS THE GUY FROM SIGUR ROS?
This song's good. It won't win.
THAT WOMANS ARM MUSCLES
This is genuinely quite good
Is that Michael Carrick singing the Halo theme?
Why is David Beckham singin?
>de gay
Would go gay for that jawline.Most based Icelandic males.
>>21542341I thought so too when they said Jonsi but it's another guy.
THIS ONE SENDS CHILLS DOWN MY SPINE! THEY SHOULD WIN IT!
I may actually download this one
dat solo
The redhead said she shreds the cello, and I'm jello baby...
>>21542341nosigur ros is goodthis is not
iceland always delivers dem chicks
Good songs never win (apart from lena)
Tryhards.
If iceland don't come top 8 then this is rigged.
Nice one Iceland, I like this.
>>21542335nevar 4get;_;
Dis Gudjohnson
@DaftLimmyIceland. Larry David's wife and Kevin Bacon. #Eurovision
Is that Jeff from Community?
>people thinking this is goodFucking plebs
He couldn't be more gay if he was singing with a guy.
I wish they'd just sing the Icelandic version, fuck all these English songs. It'd be better if everyone was forced to sing in their own language.
i would suck "her" dick
>>21542362They should if this contest wasn't a joke
"PLEASE COME BACK TO ME"and she looks at me like she wants to cut off my penis
snowniggers please get out and tell the grannies to sing BOOM BOOM again
>>21542386We're watching Eurovision. EVERYONE is a pleb atm
>moot
That was the worst so far
>>21542369fucking hell, I was so hyped than the song started.They should just send Sigur Ros.
This should be how we decide where we send Dave and Cleggy when the coalition collapses. #eurovision
>>21542374>eurovision>unfairpick both then masterbate
>>21542386this is REALLY good you fucking fag
HERE COMES THE COMEDY GOLDCAN YOUR SIDES CONTAIN THE LEL
>dat slight overbit2/10 would not bang this bitch is fucking revolting
Bosnia still the best.
TIME FOR LEL LEL LELELELELEL LEL LEL LELELELELEL LEL LEL
>Land of WaterHAHAHA dat paradox
Damn, that Iceland chik was toned as fuk.
OH DEAR GOD TIME FOR LEL
gentlemen, welcome to Fap valley.
FUCK YES CYPRUS
>>21542425La La Lo?
>Land of WaterWow, you must be so proud.
Time to fap
I'M JUST WAITING FOR BASED ROMANIA.
TIME FOR LLELELELELELEL
>reddit themesong
Oh God.
Take this shit to reddit please.
TIME FOR LELELELELELELELELEL
10 SWEDISH SONGS ENTERED THE COMPETITION10 SWEDISH SONGS REACHED THE FINALSCYPRUS = SWEDISH SONGNEVER 5GET
WOULD BANG
BASED LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL
LELELELELLEELLELELELELELELEELLEL
LELELELELELELELELELELELELEL
OH GODback to the 90s
Oh, I like where this is going
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Trap?
LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL
LEL LELLELELELELLELEELLELEL
and your winner is........viking rock opera
>The way you fill me upMOAR
LELELELELE
>LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LADat complexity
time to get cock out
why_boner.jpg
Oh nice, 90s trance music is back
reddit's anthem
LEL LEL LEL LELE
When do the fapworthy acts come on?
sounds like a bad marina and the diamonds trackand that's saying something because marina's pretty fucking bad to begin with
Shemales for the win
Azerbaijan: LAND OF FUCKING EVERTHING AND DONT YOU DARE DISAGREE OR WE KILL YOUalsoLELLLELELELELELEL
oh Cyprus i love you
>Im in the air>lets take it there...the fuck?
Would smash
LELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELE
10/10 WOULD SHATTER
IS THAT A DRAG QUEEN.
This shames APOEL.Apologise for your country, Baba.
FEEL THE ENERGY BETWEEN YOU AND MEBABY ITS ALRIGHTLELELELLELELELELLLELLELLeLELLELELELELELEL LOVE
What the hell is a Eurovision?
LELELELELELELE
I'm still trying to decipher the deeper meaning behind her "la-la-la".
>Implying 'she' doesn't have a dick.
>>21542448>>21542444I was gonna say this some reddit based song.
LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL
HORSEFACE OOH OOH OOHHORSEFACE OOH OOH OOHHORSEFACE OOH OOH OOH
LELELELELELELELLE
It's like I'm listening to someone sing comics from reddit
God this shit sucks Cyprus, she can't sing at all nor speak english.
WE KINGS SPEECH NOW
I only watch Eurovision for the backing dancers and upskirts.
>>21542468Prediction: Second half of the table, but deserves better.
>>21542472>laGet out
LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL
>and they said romania was only full of gypsies
>>21542450Sweden>WE LEL LEL LEL LEL NAW
I can fap to this
>>21542464that would be my guess
Who let Dana International in?
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UK should get fucking SNSD as our actWe would win 5ever then
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ohohohlelelel
I like this
LELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELCOMEDY GOLDPURE UNTAPPED COMEDIC GOLD
bring it baby
SHE MAKES ME WANNA OH OH OH OH OH It's the same fucking song
>I've been waiting for this
LELELELELELELLELELELELELELELELELEE
I like the dancers
>Smash-cut to crotch>Smash-cut to tits>zoom outbased camera direction
Why everyone is saying LELELE ? It's LALALALALA clean your ears!
Inb4 BASED SWEDEN writes all the songs next year
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT CYPRUS LEAD SINGER, 10/10
LELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELEL
YUROTRASH FUCK YEAH
>>21542546>Okay, now!
>those skirts
>cypriotic girlswould bang
>>21542559>not using 4chan x
> France> Black women canon
Charlie Brooker @charltonbrookerThis is what they used to call "one for the dads" #eurovision
>France12 BONERS
>France>Sending faggotsAbout right.
LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE
>france
Incoming strobe effects & French gymnasts
IT'S OVER, EVERY OTHER COUNTRY IS FINISHEDFRANCE TO WIN, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
>That french food10/10. Would eat.
LEL LEL ELELE LELE LE LE LELE LOVE YOU CYPRUS
>>21542500u cereal fo reals?
>France>whiteWhen was the last time France had actual whites singing?
Gaaaaaay.
Damn, France be getting me hungry.
HOLY SHIT, TELL ME SOMEONE SAW THAT GUYS ABSABS MCKENZIE
>mfw she's 37 years old
France is /ck/ as fuck
ALL THIS FOOD PORN
Haha, soon time for based Italy
UGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>Gymnastics
TRAP
>France in charge of not sending traps
That woman's a guy, right?
HAHA TIME FOR CLASS
HOLY FUCK YES FRANCE!
France going for the gay votes.
>>21542598Last year with the opera singer
Oh, this is /sp/ related
>>21542591It's Azerbaijani dumbass
>>21542595i've never heard of it. is it like the international american idol?
What the fuck is this shit?
France... explain yourself
10/10 hips would fuck
BACKSTREET'S BACK
What's with all the damn transexuals?
>france >in anglais Wha->returns to french bien!
dem synths
That was pretty great until she started singing.
Lithunia mad
>tfw every country in europe sends some gorgeous woman to read the points>tfw we send Lorraine Kelly
>faggots representing france
France is asian? Wtf
oh god. she can't sing at all, this is horrible
nice synth
>>21542632This.
I would bang.
This sounds like an unreleased New Order record
>>21542569like that helps
>is france's entry>is singing in frenchnbs
Is it still a trap when it's that obvious?
I like the whistling in the background
Thai tranny for france?>>21542497Never
Need gymansts to distract form their trap performer.Humperdink didn't need that shit
Woah, hotness!
yurop is the gayest fucking place in the world.
this better end with a gangbang
Looking like fucking Studio 54. With drag queens and all.
>>21542609>she
France, would fuck, just can't bare this whisteling
>>21542643couldn't you have sent Christine Bleakley?
>that beginning HILARIOUSThe song is bad though
entries like this reminds me why this contest is for homos
A Chink? But I thought France was Arabian.
>impying you wouldn't suck on dat meaty cock if she asked you to
>>21542643>Lorraine Kelly>Not gorgeousNigger what is your problem?
GUYS, MORE OFFICIAL POWERRANKINGS
This sucks, kill yourselves frenchfags
>>21542643>Hating on Based Lorraine
well this is fucking terrible
>>21542643>implying you wouldn't hit lorraine kelly like the fist of an angry, scottish god
what the fuck am i listening to?
France at least send an Algerian. You elect a socialist, and then this monstrosity happensFucking French faggots
France had better lose, and lose hard
need new thread
damn i'm french and WTF IS THAT
>>21542629Is this guy serious?
>themooks Pre-op/post-op. You be the judge. #eurovision· reply · retweet · favoriteMY FUCKING SIDES
>>21542561Jealously
>those muscular menFapping so hard
French Asian Cher.
Awful france.
That song is all over the place.
Based Italy next, hurry up and gtfo france u queers
>>21542615>>21542615>>21542615>>21542615>>21542615new thread
France, once again a useless piece of crap.
>>21542643>implying you wouldn't hammer Lorraine Kelly with the force of a thousand Nordic gods and explode on her tits
Next thread.>>21542615
Atleast they tried
>>21542701you're listening to one of the most celebrated french-language singers of modern timesyes, this is what passes for music in france.At least her dress was nice, it was a Gaultier.
Needs to be stickied
solid songlower midtable confirmed along with iceland
>>21542643Scott Mills this year.
This is the worst shit we ever sent to Eurovision.BRING BACK SEBASTIEN TELLIER !
ugh fuck my country
italy now, the song is SWAG
italian swag
>Land of CarpetsI thought that was DFS?
>Carpet museum
sexy Italy
>museum of carpetsmy god>italy next MY GOD
@charltonbrookerAll these shots of Azerbaijan make me feel like I'm stuck in an Azerbaijanian hotel watching the in house channelTOO SOON ITALY
>Italian Amy Whitehouse>she ded LEL
Woah, great song
>dat wannabe amy deadhouse
Amy winehouse....
More BOOM BOOM BOOM?FUCK YEAH
AMY's ALIVE
>Lorraine Kelly
Amy didn't die, she moved to Italy.
I thought she was dead...
Remember when France sent one of the best songs ever to enter Eurovision?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0D0ZxjpbkM
>21542805Awwww yeah
>BOOM BOOMGreat song Italy you are top 5 still grannies win, sorry
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>>21542805>>21542805Lorraine has bigger tits than that. surely?
italy to win or second to grannies/ albania
>>21542805>>21542845>Having that anywhere near your harddrive>any yearISHYGDDTconstanza.jpg.png.exe.tiff.psd
italy for the win
went on a bit
DID I MISS ENGLEBERT?
Berkovic reported for causing irreperable eye damage
>sending good singers to EVwhat
>>21542910yes
>>21542918coola time
>>21542910Ja, he was #1
KUUUUURWAAAAAAAAA
this was the guy who had the erection last time, right?
this boy can singKUUUUUUUUUULA
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLADo those nations even exist?
This song reminds me of the Jekyll & Hyde musical.
get this man a drink
>>21543021He always has an erection.
Coola>Than a fride-freezerCoola>Than Iceland in WinterCoola>Than mt everest
Estonia>>>>>>UK
>http://svtplay.se/v/2803175/eurovision_song_contest_2012_final>http://svtplay.se/v/2803175/eurovision_song_contest_2012_finalthank swedish public service TV
What is this shit? Why are non-Swedes even allowed to submit songs?
Well, if britain doesn't win this time then we all know once and for all that eurovision is one hundred percent bullshit. Humperdinck was classy as fuck and had the best song and voice.INB4 some cheesy shit with goofy fucking dancers wins.
>>21542836oops, looks like you posted the wrong video, friendhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4acm3gcWhAE&feature=fvwrel
>>21543101We're [spoiler]coola[/spoiler] like that.
that guy didn't look very norwegian
THIS BENNI BENASSITHIS BENNI BENASSITHIS BENNI BENASSI
Shite
my name is ezio auditore da firenze and i am an assassin
Voting for estonia for the boner, gave me a boner.
Chatroom - t1nych4t . com / krautvision(sorry i had to type it like this, 4chan blocks it for some reason)
>Norway>sending an Iranian
>Norway >Confirmed for most last places in the contest>Confirmed for the most "0" points
Goddamn Norway.... How the hell does this fag even survive all the polar bears and shit in your country.Hes just not [spoiler]coola[/spoiler]
I bet this guy doesn't even have blue eyes. Emperor Anders will be disappoint.
I know I will fuck her!!
Skäms Norge.....skäms
BREIVIK IS CRYING NOW
"tough shit"wat
>>21543235He'll probably kill a few blonde Norwegian girls to compensate for this.
>>21543281Vi skrev skiten...
awkward interviews commence
>>21543295>>21543349
>>21543377Keep deluding yourself.
If Scotland becomes independent then The Proclaimers have to enter this every year until they win it
>>21543413>Proclaimers
>>21543412I got plenty of these
Eurovision 2012 : When music dies
dat english
>>21543413And I will sing 500 songs / And I will sing 500 more / Just to be the man / Who gets votes from the floor