>OP1-0 england
>de gay
>Deleting threads
>deleting game threadsDat butthurt Johnny Foreigner>Milner>JonesTerrible partnership that, offers absolutely NOTHING
>All dat autism
why, why does anon OP always do that
OP confirmed for Thor
>mistake by Gerrard We are hearing this too much
wtf stevie
Just got back from work but, what I can tell:>trusting Anonymous threads
why has deleting threads become a thing nowwhats the fucking point
>Gerrard>Milner
lel
>Stevie Me
>Downing
Never thought I'd be happy to see a Big Sam thread
Oh wow Milner is awful
>>21541387Fuck this faggot, he keeps deleting threadsEVERYONE IN HERE>>21541401>>21541401>>21541401>>21541401>>21541401>>21541401>>21541401>>21541401>>21541401>>21541401
>GerardSeriously get him off.mi hate hm, he's shit
>>NICE SHOT CAROLL NICE SHOT CAROLL NICE SHOT CAROLL NICE SHOT CAROLL
it's like I'm watching Chelsea all over again
AHHAHHAAHHAAA CAROL AAAHAHAAHAAHAHHAA
19rd>gerlard
Why are we so shit against set pieces
>>21541502don't be meen to big sam his a good guy very handsen and good look
BASED CARROLL DEFENSE
Gerrard has a serious case of retardapass
Carroll is fucking shit.He has botched every touch so far.
only tripfags should be allowed to create game threads
Why aren't the spirits of the hillsborough 96 protecting Carroll and helping him to evade the lost soul of brevik fighting the spirit of muamba in the goalposts?
>Carrollhow can one man be so shit?
real thread:>>21541282
>>21541486fuck off
>Gerrard>mfw Livershit fans say this guy is their best playerNo wonder you guys are so shit.
Classic Norwegian name there.
>>21541552Trustworthy ones
Why is Gerrard even playing for England?He's not EnglishHe's ScouseEngland should call up Ryan Giggs
>>21541543Put your trip back on
>>21541512yfw England's Brave Steven Gerrard scores in every game
>Big Fat Gerrard
>>21541573Never heard of that tripNope
Gerrard the most overrated shite in Prem for the last decade
THIS FUCKING REF? WHERE ARE THE CARD?
>>21541438Liverpool fan complaining about a mf/fw partnership. LOL.
lol fuck off Gerrard
Not a foul
>GerrardScumbag
>>21541581U wot m8Carroll clearly is
Great challenge.
real thread here>>21541282>>21541282>>21541282>>21541282>>21541282>>21541282>>21541282
I thought that was a good challengeEngland are playing well. I am pleased
Gerrard is living dangerously
Red card tackle from Gerrard there, despite what the commentators said.If it hadn't been a friendly...
STEVIE DONT GIVE A FUCK NO MO
Wasn't even a foul
>>21541624>>21541633lol you're retarded or something? It was a 100% clean tackle.
>>21541642>having autism
>Gerrard
Scummy cunt, him and Barton are two peas in a pod
How bad can one player be...
£100 on england @ 13/10FREE MONEY
commentators defending tackles like that.wut
gerrad dirty chavpick dos
>dis crying faggotGood tackle gerrad
You can see all the sweat in those blue shirts
>>21541282>>21541282>>21541282>>21541282>>21541282>>21541282OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD>>21541282>>21541282>>21541282>>21541282>>21541282>>21541282>>21541282
>good play Any Caroll>excellent try Andy Caroll>nice header andy Caroll>good shot Andy Caroll>Caroll<Caroll>CarollEngland desperate ;_;
Big Sam is an established trip. Let's stay here.
He won the ball
>>21541649Grow up
BASED GARY
Why did Gerrard do that? Did that Norway player tell Gerrard a song he likes is bad?
Watching England is a great cure for insomnia.
>pussy foreigners cant handle a strong english challenge
Please ABLs, explain us what was wrong with that tackle, except the fact that Gerrard made it
dem niggas sweating
>>21541662It was still too risky.
bring on Carragher, out best defender
Gerrard starting his own Norway massacre.
>ITV sucking carroll's cocksurprise surprise
>JonesHow can he be there instead of Richards?
Stop being fucking faggots and get behind England (providing you're supporting them) stop having a go at a player just because he's from some team.Fuck me even Syria have more unity in their coutnry
>>21541512>mfw Gerrard is lifting the EPL, Europa Leauge, FA and League Cup trophies next season
>Trying to injure players in a friendly matchPROUD ENGLAND CAPTAIN
>>21541755Impossible to explain to scummy scouse
>>21541775>implying you wouldnt suck his meaty dick
Andy Carroll is seeing lots of the ball. Should Carroll start ahead of Danny Welbeck?
Joe Cole coming on
>Having a diagonal line through the O in your name
>>21541755Honestly, it was a foul but no card should have been given. Seen much worse given for the same type of foul though.
Getting the ball is irrelevant for studs up tackles. That was a red card worthy tackle.
MIlner offers nothing, Theo should have started
>>21541799They're both terrible
>>21541799No.Lelbeck might not be the greatest goalscorer but at least he can pass.
>>21541764>too riskyHow fucking beta are you?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>21541790>A long time ago>In a galaxy far far awayOr something?
the referee even showed with his foot how he went with the knots first, is he fucking retarded or what
>>21541799>mfw England has to rely on this shite
>1-0 down at home to England>Bring on a defenderNo other country can strike this much fear into the hearts of opponentsJust give us the motherfucking Euros right this second
>>Getting boo'd on in a friendly>>You know you're a cunt when that happens
>>21541799Yes. Welbeck and young are the same type of players. Carroll has won all the balls in the air
>>21541854>Knowing star trek quotes
>>21541821If you have your studs down you can't slide properly you fucking idiot.Studs up is fine, it should only be red if you're specifically going for the knee
>>21541755Studs up. You are not allowed to tackle studs up at all, regardless of how much ball you get.Fuck, you don't even have to make contact with the player to get sent off.
>turning on your own players after every single mistake.Put club allegiances aside for once you cunts
>>21541799Wellbeck is the only class striker England have at the moment, and this is coming from a Leeds United fan.
Duffer @ JD lads GET IN
>>21541799Depends how England are going to play. Welbeck is faster and definitely has a better touch, but Carroll is an out-ball. On balance I'd say Welbeck until Rppmey is available.
>>21541900>Non-Fanatic
Not malicious but that full-on tackle from Gerrard on Hogli is a yellow in the Euros
>>21541898Exactly what I've been trying to say
>>21541888>Mfw I broke my dad's leg with a studs up tackle when I was 12 years old
>>21541886AM I READING THIS RIGHT? AM I FUCKING READING THIS RIGHT?WOW
Why can't England keep possession?
>>21541888He didn't tackle, he got to the ball first.
>>21541849On a bad day, he could get a red. Remember Kompany?
>>21541790in what team?
>GERRARD
>>21541928>tfw Big Sam actually talks sense for a change
>>21541874Yeah, who needs players with technical ability after all?
>lelard
Steven Gerrard ladies and gentlemen.
>>21541944We back players who can pass sideways.Sounds sarcastic but it's true.
>gerrard
>GERRARD>THE CITY OF LIVERPOOL
This side looks nothing different from Capello'sWith all dudes and respects, Pearce should've been managerPlayed good football, got the best out of players and made England a good side albeit it be one game
GERRAD CHOKED GERRARD CHOKED GERRARD CHOKED GERRARD CHOKED>>MY SIDES
>GerrardFucking hell
>Stevie Shithouse
>>21541888LOLWhy are you making shit up? You go in studs up to try and trap the ball so you can get up and run away with it. Players get in trouble if a ref deems a challenge reckless or dangerous or excessively forceful.
>>21541977Lack. Not backFuck multitasking
>Gerrardd
>>21541944No Carrick. Simple as that.
>mfw carrol is our best player
>>21541987>With all dudes and respects
>>21541949No he couldn't.His was one footed, studs down, from the front and he got the ball first.Kompany's was two footed, studs up, from behind and he took the man as well as the ball.
>Liverpool playersFuck this I am supporting France in the euros
>>21541944Because Woy insists on playing hoofball
give us the Euros already we are bossing all over the place already
>blip blup gip steve lolerhouse
>>21541874Young is best used as a winger, Welbeck is a striker, and they're used to playing with each other in those roles at club level so I would say the opposite of you.
There has to be some obscure unspecified reason why Richards hasn't been called up.Fuck knows what it is though.
>>21542013You ... you can't be serious
>Egil Olsen>Not DrilloShut up, brit.
>>21542020Liverpool players > Africans
Gary Lineker @GaryLinekerNot overly keen on this system. Stuck in 3 lines with no depth. Fine against inferior opposition but... There, said it when we are winning
>>21542067He doesn't play for Liverpool
why do you Brits hate Gerrard so much?
>>21541874>balls in the airEnglands problem in one.Young on the left, Rooney behind Welbeck.Play some fucking football.
Whatever, it's a friendly. I just want Moa do do well so a PL club can sign him and I can watch him play more often :)
Hhahahacheck itWhy are we playing HOOFball?SO WE CAN BE A DARK HORSE
My God Gerrard is the Charlie Adam's of England.Our midfield should be two players with good technique, so much so they don't need to act like thugs like Parker and Gerrrard.Osman - Carrick would destroy teams.
>>21542067He hasn't been in the City team since February
>england providing entertainment for the norwegians
>>21542067Someone in the FA obviously has something against him. Either that or he pisses everyone off in training? Fuck knows. He is the best RB we have at the moment.
COMEDY GOLDCOMEDY GOLD COMEDY GOLDCOMEDY GOLDCOMEDY GOLD COMEDY GOLDCOMEDY GOLDCOMEDY GOLD COMEDY GOLDCOMEDY GOLDCOMEDY GOLD COMEDY GOLDCOMEDY GOLDCOMEDY GOLD COMEDY GOLDCOMEDY GOLDCOMEDY GOLD COMEDY GOLDCOMEDY GOLDCOMEDY GOLD COMEDY GOLD
>>21542098Greedy, tries the good looking pass over the good pass too often, punched a DJ because he said something about music.
>>21542103lel
>>21542103SICK BLUD
>>21542055With welbeck upfront we will have no physical presence upfront. And as we have seen today England's team is no Manchester united when they have the ball.
>>21542098They jelly
>GREEN(text)
>>21542067City don't trust Richards in big games, they always use Zabaleta. He's actually very inexperienced in the sort of games that would be played at the euros.Also, will someone please remind Gerrard what a good pass looks like?
holy shitcarson's goalkeeping kit is hideous
>>21542098Because they hate Liverpool.It's pretty normal to hate on one of the greatest teams in the world and all its players.
>the city of England>the city of England>the city of England>the city of England>the city of England>the city of England
>>21542130>He is the best RB we have at the momentlel watEven Mancini weren't playing him towards the end of the season.Go and look at who City picked at right back in their big games. Always Zabaleta .
>>21542178>Carson
>This total domination
>ITVGod the causal hurts so much
>>21541998Studs up is considered dangerous by default.Essien got a red card against Fulham 2 years ago for going in studs showing with no contact
>>21542186My time machine works. It's the 80's again!
This is depressing. Please bring on Walcott, Johnson, or Ox. Or even all 3. So much lack of spark. Just Young up on his own.
------------------Green------------------Walker---Cahill----Terry-----Cole------------------Lampard---Barry----------Milner-----------Young--------------Downing-----------------------Welbeck-----------------------Best possible team IMO
>ITV half time banter NOPE time for eurovision for 15minsedit: Going to close the thread
QUICK EVERYONE CHANGE TO CHANNEL 1
>>21542138I always love it when people bring up the DJ incident. The guy was giving him shit and he got a smack. Good.Saved from going to jail because he received an MBE earlier ion the year. Deal with it fags.
I don't particularly understand why zabaleta even gets picked over richards.Its a fucking disgrace
>ITVFUCK OFF AND DIE YOU CUNTS
>>21542195Well Zabaleta was amazing the last games
Whsts the latest live odds?
>>21542224>Green>not HartWhat?
>>21542147Welbeck can hold off defenders, he did fine against Kompany and Lescott.
>>21541799Welbeck would be an alright choice, very composed and sets up alot of chaces. May not have the best finish on him but he is by far our best option atm, much more so than Carroll. Why is everything you post critisizing Man Utd players? Why can't you just put clubs aside for Englands cause. The only things you have conributed to these threads are "hurr jones is shit", "hurr ashley young just scored a great goal for us but he is still shit" and "hurr welbeck is shit" despite him not being and the fucking field. Fuck up you cockney wankstain.
>>21542055>Welbeck is a strikerIs he? He does a good impression of someone who hasn't got a clue what they're meant to be doing every time I've seen him.
>mfw when carroll scores a hatrick next half
>Adrian Chiles
BRIAN BLESSED
>england>great fanspick one, faggot
Gerrard is sadly past it. If Lampard is available he should play ahead oh him at CM because he is better in almost everything. Can take set-pieces and penalties too.
Ashley young somehow manages to play shit and still score, been useless as has Jones, Baines, Milner and Parker.
>lelbeck>carrlelWhy can't I hold all this shitness
>>21542255Green is more reliable than Hart/ Hart is capable of great reflex saves but at international level you simply don't have to make many and need reliability like Green gives.
Can any other national team have this many threads just for a friendly? Haha
>>21542267So what you're saying is that Man Utd finished level on points with the league winners even with playing with 10 men for most of the season?
>>21542266>Welbeck>best optionI don't think so Jeff, I would rather have Rooney as a lone striker and someone like Gerrard playing where Rooney will no doubt be.
>>21542282Our fans are great, no other nation will boo their national team when they play shit. We are at least honest.
>Yoda
>>21542301hahahahaha. 7/10
Things we have learnt so far from this game (if they weren't already obvious)-Young and Parker are vital players for England-Downing is bearable in an England shirt-Jones in the squad instead of Richards is a terrible mistake-The disciplined Chelsea players are crucial to the team-Gerrard should never have been made captain
anybody thinks this team has any chance to win the euros? ;_;>please respond
>>21542323You're surprised that England is the most popular NT on an English speaking message board?
>>21542353England? 98% chance
>>21542338You realise that familiarity is a good thing, right?
>>215423014/10 got me to reply
G4 FLOWING ON 'EM
>>21542353I bloody well hope so, I've bet my entire life savings on it
>>2154235350/50. Introduce the Chelsea players and Welbeck and its 75/25 in favour of us winning
what a boring fuckin game, england can hardely even beat fucking norwegiay. Andy caroline does fuck all, stewart downing hasn't touched the ball since that cross in the first second. it's shit, fire woy
YOU KILLED YOUR OWN KIDSYOU KILLED YOUR OWN KIIIIIDSFUCK OFF NORWAYYOU KILLED YOU OWN KIDS
Bloke who looks about 28 "Trevor Brooking was the greatest player ever'' Shut up faggot how do you know
>>21542353None at all. I hope I'm proven wrong but I don't think they will.There's too much of the 'already failed before' about the squad
AHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHATOP BANTER ADRIAN CHILES TOP MAN TOP TOP
Why was Gerrard made Captain?He is a weak leader in a team of players like Terry, Fat Frank, Rooney
england suck lel
>>21542377Not when you can't finish it isn't. What's the point in having a forward who can't score?
>TFW every good attack England have had involved a long ball to Carroll and a knock down.You brits are shit at football, and you don't even realize the player you're slating is the only one making any chances for you.>Wanting Welbeck out thereThis is why you will always lose.
The way Gerrard has played England would be better off with Carrick in there.What England lack is the player who can play properly in the hole behind the main striker. Gerrard can do it, but he's not in form. Young is decent at it, but he's better out wide against the fullback.Is it worth trying Chamberlain in there and seeing what happens?
>>21542439
Gareth Lelgate.all of my no.
>mfw Woy wallies the twoops
i'm watching this porn scene until the 2nd half startshttp://xhamster.com/movies/1237090/amateur_sasha_gets_fucked_by_black_dick.html
>>21542422 Do you realize that with that mentality, I and every single Norwegian can run around yelling WE RAPED YOUR MOTHERWE RAPED YOUR GRANDMOOOMWE ARE VIKINGSWE RAPE BRITS ALL DAYYeah, your probably just an outcome of some retard viking that didnt manage to kill your grandgrandgrandmother. Must feel good
Tell me this isn't true
Cyprus is catchy as fuck this year
YOU HEAR THAT LADS, GARETH BALE IS FINALLY COMING ON :D
>Gerrard offAbout time
>>21542553LALALALALALALALALALALALALA
>Gerrard replaced by Barrywell at least thats one Looprevil player off the fucking pitch
>>21542409>welbeckalmost had me there, 4/10
>>21542485There's every point if he can set up players who will score.Welbeck and Rooney, with Young and the based Valencia took United to second on goal difference. Three of those play for England. It makes sense to keep them together, the same as it makes sense to play Terry with Cahill instead of shoehorning someone else in and hoping for the best.
>mfw that was a clear red card>mf also when we bring on Gareth Bawwy.>tfw we have no chance of winning the euros.
>>21542581HAHA TIME FOR FRANCE>dat beat
>>21542581more like>LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LEL LELLLLLLLLL
>>21542605That was in no way a red and hardly justified a yellow
Gerrard is a terrible captain.Just wait, he'll lead a mutiny against the manager, or maybe he'll racially abuse another man or maybe shag a teammates missusOh wait. Big G has never done that because that is Terry Terrytory. That fucking cunt. Not Gerrard, who loves and plays for the shirtfuck off you ABL pricks. Gerrard is potentially the best captain since Moore.
>>21542589Show some respect for your captain and only world class player in the entire England set up.
>>21542547>"HAHAHA AT LEAST PILLAGED YOUR VILLAGES AND RAPED YOUR WOMEN!!">in the 8th century
STOP RAPING MY CHILDHOOD GEORGE LUCAS.
>>21542647>Liverpool fans
Gareth Barry is one of the few England players who can calmly retain possession and make composed passes, no surprise all the English hate him. Truly fucking clueless football nation.
>yankees snapback
>>21542698this English fans are so anti-England it's astounding
WHY IS YODA IN A SUSHI RESTAURANT
This black guy obsessed with John Barnes.
>>21542691>goes on /a/>calls someone a faggot
>>21542668>this tripfag showing just how much he knows about football once again
The "This is why" bits are cringeworthy and terrifying.God I fucking hate ITV.
Football is now almost a non-contact sport
>>21542698Him and Carrick have been the two best English CM of the past few years. But Ingurland fans would rather see Scotty P and Stevie G playing.
>>21542730You could say that there's something fishy going on
>pretending you're John Barnes in the playground
Guys is football back on yet>
>>21542726>>21542698He'd get more appreciation if he was in a midfield that could also keep possession. He suffers the same problem as Carrick, but somehow Carrick manages to look worse than he is whenever he plays for England.
>>21542547Do you yank pricks seriously say "grandmom"?
>>21542726I thought you ABEs said we're delusional know-nothings who think we're better than everyone?
>>21542776this isn't the plaice for puns
>>21542669My fault, what I ment wasWE BOMB OUR OWN LANDWE BOMB WHO WE WAAAANTWE'RE BRITFAGSWE BOMB WHO WE WANT>>lel you're no better. lelelelelel
LEL did that guy just shout>"GARETH BARRY YOU SUCK"
>>21542744>fan of liverpool>thinks his opinion if relevant
>>21542422When did they kill their own kids?
>>21542842So dark and edgy xD
>>21542770It was always meant to be a non-contact sport dumbass (well, I mean after the FA were formed, before the 1880's it was contact I guess)
> yfw woy only got the job because he's jewish, and bernstein has been waiting to get a jew in charge.
>dat reminder of euros>mfw
>>21542698>first touch>loses it.
Premier League title medalsGareth Barry - 1Stevie Geeee - 0
>>21542807Grandmother didnt fit in the song, retard
>>21542776Feet?
>>21542730The recession's hit everyone hard, even a jedi master is now working for vodafone
>young on the floorTHATS WHY HES IN THE TEAM
>>21542861Sup
Dimidov showing Ashley Young what it's like not to dive.
>Barry
Baines?
dat based Young diving, the only way Ingurland win the yuros.
>>21542893>Premier League title medalsDavid May - 2Stevie Geeee - 0
Young is the best player on the pitch. Actually surprised, since he's been shit for United in the last half of the season.
why isnt beckham takin dis
SAVE
>>21542917lel, forgot pic
Makes a good save and they are still harking back to the USA game... we got through that game, we got through the group stage and we got humiliated by Germany... hardly Greeno's fault we lost??
>>21542904George Lucas sees his bank balance go up every day and wouldn't be able to explain that some of the money comes from really shitty adverts in the UK that has nothing to do with his work.
>>21542917Eh....Hello?
>>21542940He improved in the last few months
Is it just me or is the crowd really, really quiet for this game?
>England's only team: Joe Hart Richards Lescott Terry Cole Wilshere Parker Walcott Lampard Young Rooney
>>21542979Does England usually shout out of in joy when they are under at their home stadium?
>>21542953I wouldn't classify him as the whole of Norway.>Also being a zionistI SHIGGY DIGGY DOO
>>21542647Gerrard loves England so much that he gets mysterious 3 day injuries whenever friendlies come around (except ones before a tournament).Then there's the StarfishAnd beating up barmen because he didn't like the music.And being involved with gangsters.And almost leaving Liverpool until they gave him more money.
>>21542954We would have qualified in 1st position instead of second and now gotten Germany. Dumbass.
>>21542954We would have topped our group and not had to play Germany in the 2nd round if not for that mistake.
>>21542937
Jones is awfill his a bad play, should call tomkins his better
>jones
JONES JONES JONES JONES JONES JONES JONES JONES JONES JONES JONES JONES JONES JONES DAT RUNDAT TROLL POST
Netherlands 1-2 Bulgaria, just confirmed.>Dutch going out first round
DAT JONES
>England band>lol guys guys! you know what'll make england matches even better? a brass band>fackin ell lad thats a brilliant idea>i know! i know! why didn't anyone think of that before?>dunno l4dchap but we're gonna fackin rake it in now. people are gonna lap it up
>>21542979It's a friendly, you rarely get a good atmosphere going.
>mfw I remember Phil Jones is younger than meI need a drink
>>21543035How are you Big Sam?
BULGARIA TURNING THE GAME AROUND AGAINST NETHERLANDS IN THE 90 MINUTE!!!!
>greentexting Jones when he goes on a run like that
Phil Jones confirmed for athlete.
BWING ON THE YUWOHS
James Tomkins is a far better CB then Jones
>>21542940Oh boy, here we go again with club performance = international performance. Young has been England's best winger for a year now. He now has 5 goals and 5 assists in 9 games since the start of last season. People like you know fucking nothing about football, and ironically it's the same people who go HURR HE'S SHIT FOR HIS CLUB HE MUST BE SHIT FOR HIS COUNTRY that blame the NT coach for everything. Fuck off.
>>21542988>Parker over Gaz BazHow can one be so overrated and one so underrated?
Phil Jones is a good athlete.
>>21543092God people like you are why Parker is so popular.>hurr he can run alot and work hard he must be good
>>21543109>getting skinned by blackpool longballs all day erryday
>>21543109>Champo players>Better than players at the biggest club in the countrylol m8 u his full of laffs
>>21543109No one cares about your shitty club you wanker
DAT GAMST PEDERSENJEG HAR TROEN!
>>21543057Could you imagine being stuck behind them? Worst thing is the FA goes out of their way to ensure they're at every fucking game.We mock the vuvuzelas yet we've had the "barmy army" for decades.
>everyone in the thread silent when norway is styling
>HOLLAND>GERMANYHAHAHAHAHA EURO 2012 IS OURS
>>21543109Do you actually believe the tripe you come out with? Or do you just love the sound of your own voice? (sight of your own words??) PS. You're a cunt and I hate you.
>>21542940But Young has been one of United's best players in the last month or so.
>>21542604Except with someone playing as a forward their main role is to score, not set players up. Rooney scored 27 and I've lost count how many were penalties, Welbeck scored 9(?), Young scored 6. Out of the assists, Young made 7. That was the most of any English player for United, Nani and Valencia set up the most. How many did Welbeck set up? I'll give you a clue it's less than 6, how many goals did he score? 9 1 goals every 4 games. How many times for fucks sake, international is different to league, Downing actually does a decent impression of a footballer in an England shirt, when he plays for Liverpool you would think he had just been taken straight from the crowd. At the end of the day, Welbeck got picked because he plays for Manure, simple as that. >IT'S WELBECK! HE'S THROUGH ONE ON ONE!>NO ONE AROUND HIM! JUST THE KEEPER TO BEAT!>HE'S WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO GIVE HIM SUPPORT/THE BALL IS UNDER HIS FEET/HE'S BLASTED IT STRAIGHT OFF THE KEEPER/OH THAT'S WELL WIDE!Delete as you find applicable.
>>21543092looked like they got out of his way out of pity, if anything
>>21543119
England are so fucking shitCan't even string more than 3 passes together before someone thinks "'AVE IT!"' and hoofs it up to no man's land
>purposefully putting pressure on Green to save everything
Green, Jones, Gerrard, Downing, Carroll.Can anyone explain to me why these men are even in the squad, let alone the starting eleven.
>MFW Green has probably been practicing that every night since USA
Things England is better than Norway at:1. Football2. Eurovision3. Child Safety
>>21543148>>21543152>>21543141>Can't see good english player outside of Man U And this is why England fail
>>21543217>men lel
tittay
>>21543183I was going to reply seriously until>Welbeck got picked because he plays for Manure, simple as that.As if we've an abundance of young English strikers just ready to take his place.
Has Andy Carroll had a good touch yet?
Unbelievable hoof-ball
So I guess all the good teams lose today huh
>>21543217Four of the five because lol big club.As for Rob...there's noone else.
Townsend is embarrassing and a man can only be expected to take so much.
>>21543217Becuase Jones, downing, caroll are doing well and don't.
>>21543263Sturridge?
>>21543232>These horrendous Breivik jokes
Norway be stylin
The sad thing is that you just know the media will do their best to portray Hodgson in a positive light despite this performance and all of his shit team decisions.
>>21543232choking
Oh god wallcott no.
>>21543242Yes. England fail because they fail to look beyond the English players playing at top clubs. I'll be emailing Mr Roy ASAP to demand that Dave "Diamond Geezer" Jones from Dagenham and Redbridge be called up because he's got a cracking left foot.
Carroll is our best defender
>WalcottGame over, congrats Norway
>>21543195
dat carroll bossin
Fuck off with bringing Walcott on
Fuck you Carrol.
sage for Boring.
>>21543300Should've been in instead of Carroll, not Welbeck.Shocking that we could even think of playing a front three who aren't just big fat cunts.
eww Walcott just touched that yid's hand
>England now playing 4 wingers
>>21543300He's been shocking recently. Technically better than Welbeck but not on form. Also Welbeck actually plays with our only two goal scoring threats.
>hatin' on Walcottready for a Theo goal?
>>21543379CARROLL! DAT HEART!!!
Parker was decent, taken off to be safe fitness-wise I guess.>pic related
>>21543345how about the fact that you're being so autistic about your argument?
Jagielka is kind of beautiful, no homo
Carroll has been pretty damn good tonight, I'm impressed
Carroll is actually a good player waiting to happen. Seriously.
I still can't fathom why the fuck we even play wide midfielders/wingers sometimes.
Carroll has already put in 3-4 important defensive clearances.
Give the Ox some caps before the tourney goddammit! I thought it was common knowledge that the Ox has and will be everything that Walcott was supposed to mature into
Everyone is so happy with carroll with the defending until I tell them the guy he was playing against is a defender too
>>21543421So is Walcott, no homo.
i'm in a bar eatching this on my phone whilst you losers are at home alone, get on my level
Its sad that we're getting dominated by Norway, sure its our B team but still
>>21543420I'm not the guy you're arguing with, I just love any excuse to use that image
>>21543242>Is too butthurt to see that United's players are goodAnd this is why England fail
>>21543450Carroll attacks from the back, he wins so many defensive headers and makes the first pass in attacks if you watch
>>21543217They bring something to the team, except for Green(still need a back-up goalie) and Carroll who's inclusion is a complete mystery to pretty much everyone, probably sucked Woy's dick.
