England squadRobert Green - Phil Jones, Phil Jagielka, Joleon Lescott, Leighton Baines - James Milner, Scott Parker, Stewart Downing, Steven Gerrard, Ashley Young - Andy Carroll
Based Green is starting feels good to have a great keeper starting for once
Norway squadRune Almenning Jarstein - Tom Høgli, Vadim Demidov, Brede Hangeland, John Arne Riise - Tarik Elyounoussi, Markus Henriksen, Alexander Tettey, Morten Gamst Pedersen, Daniel Braaten - Mohammed Abdellaoue.I'm suprised no Englanders in here, why is that?
Seriously Englandnoobs, get fucking in here FFS
why the fuck is green starting? am i getting trolled?
>>21538374Sam, you were lucky to get promoted. Please, stop embarrassing yourself.
when is this on?
>mfw england squad
>>21538458'cause it's a friendlyHe won't start at the Euros.Then again we've taken a worthless player with 0 goals and assists so it wouldn't surprise meOur team sucks.
>>21538458Nop, he starts.WITH SO MANY BRITISH IN HERE WHY WONT NOBODY JOIN MY THREAD
>>21538475>come 3rd >11 points in front of Blackpool>beat blackpool 8-1 over the season >lucky This madNo luck just pure class
>that england midfield
My reaction when seeing the team Woy picked
>>215384863 or 4 assists in England matches though. So don't hate.
>>21538486How does it feel knowing that Green will sign for Spurs soon. >>21538458Green is a great keeper that is why
>>21538381>no Tommy Hoiland
if we don't lose i'll be amazed
jesus fucking christ we have a shit squad. i mean i know we're shit and everything, but when you see all the names written down together like that.
>>2153847919.45 UK time
>our teamgod it looks so fucking bad
Where is this fucking man beast? You can make a better squad from the people the fucking stuttering misspronouncing twat left out.
>No LampardWhen will they learn that Lampard is better than Gerrard?
>Caring about the selection of a friendly before a major tournamentIdiots
>>21538538Why? Our team is much better.
>>21538534Ahhh that blast from the past.
>>21538348>DowningHopefully a Norwegian player will break his legs so we can take Johnson to the Euros instead
Why is everyone getting mad at the team he has picked?It is a friendly, he is giving a run out to non starters to see how they play so they are ready
>>21538575>saging a match threadlel
>>21538532so great his past two seasons have been spent at the bottom of the prem and high in the championship?
>mfw England draw and the English media go in a frenzy about Woy for days
>>21538576no it isn't. young doesn't play well behind the strikermilner is useless on right wing, downing is useless full stopi would honestly be very happy with a draw
>tfw the England team now is basically in the same situation as the movie England Manager>tfw Woy fails miserably and the whole of England calls for his headFeels bad man
>>21538607and that matters? green has been on form this season, you can't say that about most of the English keepers in the premiership
subs: Hart, Kelly, Henderson, Barry, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Walcott, Defoe, A Johnson
all english men upsessing over germanyjelly as fuck
>>21538591He's weeks a way from the start of the tournament. He should be using these games to make sure his fucking first team knows how to play together, not giving scrubs a runout.
>not starting Oxwould be a good game for him to start... ffs
>>21538653>kelly>hendersonlavorplop delusion imminent
>England>lose every friendly>lose all games in the Euros>Hodgson sacked>Guardiola hired>win World Cup 2014
I will repeat, where is this human tank?
Knowing both Norwegian football and English football I'll make a player comparison:Green == JarsteinJones < HogliJagielka?? < DemidovLescott > HangelandBaines >> RiiseMilner > MuslimParker > HenriksenGerrard >>> TetteyDowning < Gamst PedersenYoung == Braathen (Trust me, Braathen is a beast when he bothers to play)Caroll << "Moa" Abdellaoue
>>21538624Are you taking the piss? It's fucking Norway. We should be able to beat them with our 5th team.
>>21538640on form but in the championship come on really though, granted i will admit he is englands 2nd best choice, because of ben foster not wanting to play and ruddy being unavailable but he is NOT great, there is a reason he has been plying his trade in the championship when several teams in the premiership have poor keepers
>>21538681And then risk a injured to our main players Smart These players need a test and to pick up some form
Anyone got that >tfw picture of him waving a flag? I need to modify it for tonight.
>>21538693i think carroll is a wild card and may actually perform, he has that geordie english heart in him
>>21538653Yes BARRYCan't believe Micah Richards isn't even a stand in.
>>21538703Yeah well we'll see
inb4 Engleland
>>21538707A number of teams what him, including CL team, I fail to see your point. If you have watched Green this year you can see that he has been a great keeper.Green is underrated as a keeper because of that world cup mistake. Our 3rd choice keeper has been playing he's trade in League 2
>>21538707green stayed out of loyalty and he's 2nd in front of foster and ruddy so I dunno you're a retard i guess, sorry for language.
>Fraser Forster >10 times the keeper Green is>Hooper>10 times the player Welblack isI fucking hate the SPL but Forster is a much better keeper and Lelbeck is absolutely fucking dire, I would rather let my dog play.
>>21538711The best outcome in this game is Downing and Carrol getting injured.
What's his formation?----------Robert GreenJones Jagielka Lescott Baines-------------Parker---Milner-------- GerrardYoung------------Downing-----------CarrollOr----------GreenJones Jagielka Lescott Baines--------Parker GerrardDowning Young Milner----------Carroll?
>>215388032nd.
>>215388034-4-1-1What did you expect?
>>21538785Yeah ahah that Hooper sure shows the defences in the SPL trouble xD!! oh no not the SPL!!! he must be world class !!!!
>>21538794That ABL. You do realise that of that happens lelback would be england's lone striker at euro's?
>Markus HenriksenFUCKING YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! *ORGASM!!!!* hes gonna fucking style today
>>21538785Funny how those 2 never got a call up. the SPL is a weak league so or the English scouts don't go into scotland
>>21538803 4-4-1-1Milner-Parker-Gerrard-Downing Young Caroll
>>21538815I'd call it more of a 4-5-1
>mfw Downing, unrestricted by the bonds of his scouse oppressors, returns to his former glory and tears the Norwegians a new ice-fishing hole.
>Inb4 Norway 4 England 1
>>21538835you cant use the spl is a weak league after bigging green up. i believe green to be a really average keeper, if he was that good tottenham would have shown a lot more interest as they are the only big club in need of a new keeper.
>tfw we will play 4-5-1 will Gerrard Hollywood passing to carroll all game
>>21538824> Calling it ABL because both of those players are fucking dire.If I was a left sided English player I'd kill myself at the thought that Downing would still be picked in front of me even if he was in a wheelchair.
>>21538785The way the SPL is is probably to blame for the neglect its players receive.
>>21538888The championship is a far stronger league then the SPL. Green made 1 mistake and all the retards went mad so every club went hands off him, but West Ham still believe in him. He stayed loyal to the club and stayed to get them promoted.
>>21538875What episode is that from?
I love England game threads, it brings the glory supporting faggots down a few pegs
>>21538893In true lionhearted English fashion.
>>21538923might be the jack and jill one
any streams?
>>215389221 mistake is hardly going to sway clubs, think how much money is invested in football, signings arent made on kneejerk decisions because its such a large amount of money. Would you pick green over foster?
>>21538853The fuck man. Gerrard at CM does not work, I thought Liverpool has taught us this this season.
>>21538963http://www.ronaldo7.net/live/manchester-united-vs/watch-manchester-united-live-stream.htmlLink 2 and Link 3 Will be ready about 20-25 minutes before the game. Gake starts in 45 minutes
>>21538983For a keeper 1 mistake can ruin them. Look at Robinson it all went down hill after that England game >Would you pick green over foster?Yes
>>21538963Firstrow should have it.
>>21538956Thanks, thats a great episode, I must have forgot that.
Would make more sense to have Parker and Milner as the 2 holding mids with Gerrard in front of them with Young on the right and Downing on the left.
Still can't believe Carroll is in the squad over Grant Holt.
Darren "pokes it home" Bent - An incredible poacher, honestly poachers that good are usually killing rhinos in the congo, amazing ladJames "dribbles down the wing" Milner - An incredible Winger. Got more crosses then a scouser's maths homework. Amazing ladFrank "scores with his feet" Lampard" - An Amazing midfielder. Faster then a speeding bullet train on preformance drugs. Amazing LadTheo "dribbles down the other wing" Walcott - An incredible Winger. More speed then an overstocked drug dealer. Amazing lad.Phil "plays for united" Jones - An amazing Defender. Better at marking then a teacher. Amazing lad.Scott "tackles the opposition" Parker - An amazing Midfielder, Gets stuck in like a car getting stuck in traffic. Amazing ladGlenn "plays as a right back" Johnson - An incredible guy, like terrorism, he is a constant threat. Amazing lad.Phil "hard to spell his name" Jagleka - An incredible defender, better in the air then a harrier jet. Amazing lad."can't remember his first name" Lescott - An amazing defender, Has a prettier face then Tevez. Amazing ladAshley "nokia in his crack" Cole - An amazing shag, Better on the wings then hot sauce. Amazing lad.Joe "twinkletoes" Hart - An incredible keeper, Better at saving then a Jew. amazing lad.
I'm pretty sure this thread will be taking the piss out of Carroll up until he inexplicably scores.
>>21539031Because... MUST. PROMOTE. YOUTH.
Blue kit? HUH!!
>dat Everton back 4Why the fuck is Downing starting?
>>21538983yes, easily, playing 2nd fiddle to van der sar for many years, then getting relegated at birmingham isn't a great cv, while green has been pretty much a 1st team starter at a premier league club for 4-5 years prior to this season.
>starting Carollholy fuck what the fuck is this nigger doing?
>>21538853As a Villa fan, this makes me depress
>>21538923http://redlettermedia.com/half-in-the-bag/the-hunger-games-and-jeff-who-lives-at-home/
This team will destroy Noway, and with Woy's oranisation I doubt they'll get a single shot on England's goal.
>>21539001see i think foster has had a really solid season and has played well against big players, which is the swaying factor, green making saves against the likes of lambert and kevin phillips is just not the same as top prem players, though most people will discriminate for his howler 2 years ago.I think paul robinson as a player is different, green is average whereas robinson has been in dire form of late
>>21539035>like terrorism is a constant threatwell played
>Roy likes to play disciplined football>Starts Gerrard
who is this jagermeister cunt?
>>21539058because if he doesnt perform today we can be safe in the knowledge walcott will start over him, if not then we will have to put up with him. Give the subs a chance
>>21538898Downing has been good with england NT. MOTM against Sweden. Both him and Carroll will do well I have no doubts
>>21539070Oh shit, thanks! I haven't seen this episode, gonna bookmark that shit.
When is the first kick?
>>21539076dude what?
Peter Reid putting the world to rights.
Gerrard should be the CF if it's a 4-4-1-1. Can't trust him as a CM. Liverpool fan btw.
>put ITV on>instant advertsoh u
>>21539170Just watch a stream.
>Gerrard>Tactical discipline
>forgetting about the GOAT event this weekendhttp://www.unicef.org.uk/soccer-aid/soccer-aid-2012-teams/>Sam Allardyce as England managerHA HA TIME FOR HOOFBALL
>DowningI still can't get my head around why he was picked
>Mars bars showing the futures
The match doesn't start for another thirty five minutes. Half of it will be adverts, a quarter banter and a quarter a close-up of Woy's unblinking eyes.
YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING
What was that song they played just now?
>Danish heroesThis racism
>Gary NevilleBRACE FOR PRE-PUBESCENT GROANING
>>21539207Tactically strong. Follows instructions. Not a faggot.
>"young" roygot damn
>>21538785>ForsterAgree with this one.>Hooperlel
>using your best CB (Lescott) in a pointless match >Parker >Jones>DowningChrist
God Roy was fucking sexy when he was younger. My word.I'd love to wape him and twain him to suck my big meaty wod.
>>21539235Doesn't matter.0 goals, 0 assists, 36 appearances
wtf this shit hasnt even started? was gonna prepare myself by watching this for Euro 12
>>21539216>Woy's unblinking eyesI hadn't noticed but can't unsee now.
>Gerrard admitting how stupid scousers are
They just played that Bjorge Lillelien sound clip on ITV, fucking epic bit of commentary.. always makes me chuckle. Wonder how badly our lads are gonna get beaten today eh?
>>21539280That was pretty telling. I'm actually surprised he'd say something like that. Fair play to him.
>>21539280Quite good if him really. Think Dalglish getting fired has made it all the easier for Liverpool players to show their support for Roy. As the man the fans demanded was even shitter than the man they didn't.
>>21539280>>21539299What did he say? I missed it..
What was the score or is the game still going? Im watching the other friendly
>showing THAT no goal form the FA Cup final
>>21539331anyone?
>Green
>green's bouncing tits
>>21539349aww i feel bad for him but at the same time i laughed my face off
>watching ITV coverage>not listening to based 5Live
>dis katy perry remix
>>21539265>Lescott>good Pick 1
>>21539331That the Liverpool job was impossible at the time Woy was there because Liverpool fans wanted Daglish in
>advert about a sentient turd
>suspiciously ethnically diverse evian advert
So whats the score?
>>215394435-0 england
>>215394435-1>I wish
>>21539382First of all you're a moron if you think he's bad. You probably also think Barry is shite. Here is why Lescott is the best English CB and arguably the best in the PL this season. His tackling rate is 90.7%. That's 4% more than the second place defender, a huge gap. Secondly, Lescott received 1, yes only 1, yellow card this season. This tells us two things. It tells us he never makes mistakes and that his tackling is impeccable. In fact he only made at most 3 defensive errors this season in the premier league, one against Newcastle which was a poor header, and the other two when he was playing next to the decidedly shaky Savic. Lescott carried City's defence when Kompany was injured/in bad form. That my friends is why Joleon Lescott is the GOAT premier league CB
>Downinghas the guy actually done anything, ever?
Holy shit that England team looks awful. Eurovision it is tonight, then.
>Gerard being Honest. Not bad. Shame he's past it.
STEVIE G TALKIN DAT TALK>inb4 Carroll hat trick
>>21539487>Not watching bothTV card master race up in this ish. Football on the telly, muted because ITV are cunts, yuropoos on the computer.Sorted.
>>21539457>>21539465Oh I get it, the game hasnt started yet
>>21539477Actually his tackling was 93%, I stand corrected
>Nice to see your home fans booin' yaFuck off, square head.You can see what will happen, we'll win about 7-0 with a second string team, delusion will go off the charts, same with the next friendly, get over confident, play "world class" players and finish 3rd in the group.
>We aren't favourites so we will winThis deluded realism
>>21539477>he never makes mistakeshe nearly single handedly cost City the title in the game against QPR
>>21539487Its the B team mainly
>>21539477and what of his blunder against QPR?almost cost his whole team the title
Should've brought becks back really
Is the country aware it's a friendly? I'm not sure they are.
Can we seriouslu not come up with someone better than Green as second keeper?
>>21539484He's been a very good player for every club he's been at and for England in his limited opportunities. Then he moved to Liverpool.>>21539477High tackling success rate and few yellows makes me think his amount of attempted tackles is really low.
>>21539522>>21539535Sorry yeah that's the error I meant, he didn't make one in the Newcastle game.
>>21539547those of true Lion blood serve their country with everything they have regardless of the occasion
>>21539554Based Ruddy would have been great.
>>21539547WE JUST HAVE THAT MUCH HEART
> if steven taylor didnt get injured against chelsea he would be playing in the England 11 at the european championship
>Using stats for defendersMoron detected
BORRRRRRN FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>21539573Ruddy's terrible
>>21539578>>21539578He wouldBest CB in the league before his injury, was really maturing into a class CB
Lord Nelson! Lord Beaverbrook! Sir Winston Churchill! Sir Anthony Eden! Clement Attlee! Henry Cooper! Lady Diana! Maggie Thatcher - can you hear me, Maggie Thatcher! Your boys took one hell of a beating! Your boys took one hell of a beating!
>>21539083A save is a save for a keeper don't care who it is against
Only England could get more delusional about winning things when they have the weakest squad in recent years.
Is there an English Sopcast stream?
>>21539592
VI GIR ALT! ALT FOR NORGE! OFRER ALT! OM VI MÅ! VI ER RØDE HVITE BLÅ HELE KAMPEN SKAL VI STÅ PÅ FOR NORGE VÅRT FEEEEEEEEEEDRE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
>>21539605I would do that with Norway, but there are literally NO relevant Norweigos from history. When the most famous man to come from your country is Ole Gunnar Hardtospellsshire, you know its a hell hole
>paul gascoigne;_;
>>21539614you dont have a tv?
Is Høiland playing today?
Come on England!
;_; he may not fully recover from his injury > captain the u21 to one of their greatest european tournaments in generations > get injured the year where he is going to step up to the main squad football is a cruel game
Is that bloke racist for thinking he could only be John Barnes?Why not Steve Bruce?
>>21539619Olelol
>>21539639It's either watching this on TV but alone or on a stream with /sp/.
Is there a eurovision thread?
>>21539648who'd want to be that shit scummer?
Wait, is that Sweden's Eurovision song in the background?
>>21539554Green isn't terrible, but it is a bit worrying. I am sure some buttmad Johnny foreigner will try and injure hart when they realise they can't possibly score past him. EBJT should do a good job protecting hart though, just the presense of a lion like him will scare the manlets out of trying shit.
>>21539640Beautiful British name
>>21539646Who?
Matt, Abingdon, on text: "After years of national disappointment, the country turn to an over 60-year-old English man, with tons of experience, to aim for success in Europe. Yep, good luck Engelbert Humperdinck!"decent banter Matt
stream for autistshttp://www.firstrowsports.eu/watch/124482/1/watch-norway-vs-england.html
>>21539640If only...if only.
>40 games of playing shit every minute of the match>he scores 1 goal"HE IS WORLD CLASS ON PAR WITH ROONEY THATS WHY HE IS STARTING">roy cockloverson>not getting fired in month time
Fuck sake Woy, why are you so smooth,i cant not get behind this man, stop making me dream Woy my heart can't take another break ._____________________________________________"Tread softly because you tread on my dreams"
I quite like that formation. If he sticks with it through the yuros>Young on the left>Rooney behind WelblackThat familiarity.
And did those feet in ancient times walk upon England's mountains green?
roy keane is retarded
>>21539708No.
>>21539708Hello Jez
>>21539554Green is the best English keeper in the country
>Stewart Downing is only 22-23>He's 27Where do ITV find these fucking morons
>>21539560>makes me think his amount of attempted tackles is really lowIf that's true that means he doesn't need to make many due to good positioning and reading of the game.
If England had got invaded by the Nazis (lol >implying it was ever likely) you can bet your arse there would have been no 'Quislings' That's the difference between Glorious Albion and Norway
>>21539725But he's not even the best keeper at your club.
>>21539727He just forgot to say "million wasted"
>>21539702He's doing what any smart manager would do. His best player should be playing in the role that he is used to and with the same people around him.
>>21539666>Implying I back the English NTAs far as international teams go, I would say I back Ireland. Didn't watch the match earlier as it clashed with the L1 playoff finals.
>>21539727He probably meant Carroll
>>21539675>tfw I'm from Abingdon and now wondering who Matt is
MILNER OVER WALCOTT?! WTF
>>21539725i know, can't believe roy starting andy instead of carlton cole
>>21539725My sides!
>these punditsEnglish delusion at its best. Watch and enjoy.
>>21539735Oh you
>>21539754Milner is an engine, better than walcott>deal wid it
>>21539751I don't think so, he gave a pretty clear overview of his club career before hand
>england giving flowers to opponentsY'all know that aint gon help us right?Nice looking kits though.
Phil jonesNo RichardsWhat the fuck
>>21539708It's 'pastures green' England has no mountains, in case you hadn't noticed.
>>21539725Big Sam confirmed for king of shit banter>The England team will remind Norway of a recent tradegy as a sign of respect.
Love shit like Roy getting the job. Makes you realise how little journalists really know.
>>21539776walcotts englands best winger by far. milners an ogre
>>21539738>His best player should be playing in the role that he is used to and with the same people around him.Yep, very evident from the back three of Jags, forehead and Baines.If Scholes had've come back, and Cleverley was fit, we could've had an English midfield that were goals away from winning the league too.Ho hum.
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN. BUT DON'T HAVE STREET PARTIES TO MARK HER JUBILEE OR TORY MPS WILL LABEL YOU A TERRORIST
>>21539793http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_did_those_feet_in_ancient_time#Text
Inb4 Carroll scores in second minute, followed by eighty-eight of tedium, also, what are the roses for?
You ready to cry and sing along with the national anthem?I sure am
what's with the roses
>>21539820The roses are an apology in advance of the upcoming rape.
JA VI ELSKER DETTE LANDET SOM DET STIGER FREM!FURET VÆRBITT OVER VANNET MED DE TUSEN HJEMELSKER ELSKER DET Å TENKER PÅ VÅR FAR OG MOROG DEN SAGA NATT SOM SENKERDRØMMER PÅ VÅR JORD OG DEN SAGA NATT SOM SENKER SENKER DRØMMER PÅ VÅR JOOOORD!
one thing i dont understand abput our NT>have very few friendly matches before euros>dont play strongest team so they then can atleast try and gelWoy wtf are you doing
>>21539844lol u wot m8
>plastic flags
i wanna see some ox up in this friendly
>>21539800I not sure if you are being sarcastic or not.So have some Wheely Big Cheese
>>21539820Cuz of the shitty massacre in Norway last summer. We (Norway) are milking the shit out of that disaster
>>21539832Gonna give a bitch some flowers before they fuck her
GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD GERRARD
>>21539813Wut? Tons of people where I live are having street parties and it's 98% white
>>21539792He spat his dummy out at being on the call up list so ruled himself out. He would be there instead of Kelly now if he wasn't a little punk.
>>21539849National anthem
GARETH SOUTHGATE THE WHOLE OF ENGLAND IS WITH YOU
God save our gracious Queen, Long live our noble Queen, God save the Queen: Send her victorious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign over us: God save the Queen. O Lord, our God, arise, Scatter her enemies, And make them fall. Confound their politics, Frustrate their knavish tricks, On Thee our hopes we fix, God save us all. Thy choicest gifts in store, On her be pleased to pour; Long may she reign: May she defend our laws, And ever give us cause To sing with heart and voice God save the Queen.
>I'd 46 years without a trophy be an England fan right now
GOD SAVE THE GRACIOUS QUEEN
>>21539865Get fucked
>>21539844
There's a reason we didn't play them in the world cup, it's the fact they're fucking shit.
>mfw James Milner first goalscorer
>Speeding up the anthemMAH NIGGA TROLLING THE INGURLUND THUGS
>england in charge of being able to sing their anthem
wtf is this yuro doing to our anthem?
>>21539873>98% whiteMilk isn't even 98% white over here anymore.
Well that was sung quite fast.
YOU'RE SINGING IT TOO FAST, DICKHEAD
OH FUCK THIS LION SPIRIT
Leeds shirt(s) in the Norway endLeeds fans here, Leeds fans there, Leeds fansevery fucking where.
>>21539865FUCK YESif this was robot wars hes gotta be in the 11Pic related, the GOAT
>>21539885
Didn't realise that David Luiz has a brother that does opera.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>21539888oh fuck off
Why are they singing America the Beautiful with the wrong lyrics?silly brits
>No based Drage or Yttergard JenssenAll dis ABT
>>21539924babby's first robowars robot
>>21539924all about chaos 2>hypnodisc in charge of winning
Stream? firstrow isn't showing shit.
THAT WAS FUCKING TREASONYOU JUST AWOKE THE LIONS FAGGOTPREPARE YOUR ARSE
>>21539921except elland road this season.
>>21539930U clinically depressed?
Bet on 2-1 Carroll to score first
in b4 john terry cures cancer
>>21539921When I go up to Elland Road and stay in the hotel up there, there are always at least 2 groups of Norwegian Leeds fans staying there.
>>21539905Most of Oxfordshire outside Oxford is.
>>21539924Goat chocker.
>>21539888It's be even longer when shitty, overrated players like Wilshere are fit.
>>21539943http://www.wiziwig.tv/broadcast.php?matchid=158992&part=sports
>>21539895Absolute GOAT robot. Chaos 2.0 comes in a close second.
>>21539940>chaos 2
>>21539934>America the Beautiful>Not my country tis of theeMuritards in charge of knowing their own songs
>these mouthbreathers in the sharp adverts
>odds on carroll scoring>6/1
>Not supporting BehemothDAT PNEUMATIC LIFT
Hey brits, is it disrespectfull to sing these lyrics to your anthem?: God thank you EC DahlsGod thank you EC DahlsGod thank you DahlsWHO MAKES THE BEER FOR USTHAT TASTE SO FUUCKING GOODGOOD THANK YOU E.C DAHLSGOD THANK YOU DAHLS>>E.C Dahls is the best beerproducer in Norway>>Its a well known song in Norway, in Trondheim, Rosenborg
>>21539924>hypno disc>those pathetic challengers flying apart
Lets get this shit started early>Hypnodisc
>>21539924IF YOU DONT THINK HYPNODISK IS THE BEST ROBOT YOU DONT NO SHIT ABOUT FOOTBALL (OR WARING ROBOTS)
No GOAT/based HeskyWhat the fuck are you doing Hodgeson?
>>21539971America the Beautiful is is the name of the song
>>21539972>gazza advert>burst into treats
>DIS LINEUPOH WOW
>>21539947Towards the end lots of us were boycotting (I still am). >>21539956I know mate, pretty big Scandinavian following.
We should be starting Drage. Being as his name would translate to Drake, we'd have the mental upper hand against a team fielding such lame and mundane names as Downing or Green.
HAIR WE GO
>>21539991That guy was fucking beta incarnate.
>This thread
>>21539995Seriously, be quiet. You are making a retard of yourself.They are two different songs.
Come On England. With Steven 'I like this song' Gerrard leading us, no Norwaygees can do anything.
>>21539977lrn2read6/1 is the odds odds on Carroll scoring FIRST
>>21539985Maybe I'm just easily influenced, but I really want to try that now.
It's a friendly you Brits, stop this shit.
>Downingalready lol
You now realise you have to support a team starring Andy Carroll for the next month
>>21539982This a nostalgia threadRazer was the fucking GOAT
>>21539985Sounds pretty good.Know if it gets exported over to the UK?
>Parkerwhy do people still think he's good?
I am 100% we will win the euros
>>21539982what the fuck did you say to me you little bitch?
>>21540046No such thing as a friendly. GTFO.
>>21540056>tfw I am an ABE
>>21540046>already making excuseWe are going to fuck you so hard, there will be massacres everywhere in norway after this.
i dont think i can ever hear jagielka's name without "jagged anelka" popping into my head
>>21540067He's English.
Pedersen to score first then Terry for a bore draw
>>21540067HE'S PUTS HIS HEART INTO THE GAME
>mfw Hypnodisc broke down near me
Inb4 green own goal
Is Joe Hart actually injured? Otherwise I see no logic in this Green inclusion whatsoever.
>CarrollIT BEGINS
>torres
>overexcited clide
>carlel
OH GOD THE BIG MAN LOOKING DANGEROUS ALREADY
>>21540093>Handling: 1
>Carroll
>carroll
>carrlol
Carroll will score 2 today
CARROLL IS GOING TO FUCKING SCORE NIGGERS>based downin-carroll linkup
>Still hitting the barThis isn't Liverpool Andy!
SOON
DAT LIVENGLAND
England are playing in Norway. I think if we go out all guns blazing it'll be a massacre.
Nice pass from Downing.
God Kenny's a terrible manager. That's the best they've played together.
>DONKEYROLL
>>21540066No idea, sorry
Grant Holt would've scored that.
>>21540100>white people
>CarrollGood to see he's back to his best.
>near downing assist
>tfw not sure if shouting becuase someone nearly made a close miss or becuase the tea lady spilt his drink on his groin
"If it's on target, it's in". Cheers Mr Townsend, always wondered how it worked
>mfw Carroll hattrick>mfw when Downing assists for all of them
RULE BRITIANNIA
>Not following Sir Chromalot and DiotoirCAMEDY GELD
>England fansdat heartCAN YOU HEAR THE NORWAY SIIING, NOOOO!!!
RULE BRITANNIA!!! This should be the National Anthem
This lineup is testing some backups out right? Tell me this isn't how we are gunna line up at the euros
hi guys am i right here for hilarity platinum?
>milner
>>21540108He didn't have the .. Hart.. to play.. kk-kvkvpppfpffhhfhfpfh
i get a queasy feeling in my stomach whenever i hear the great escape/rule britannia played on that tinny trumpet
>Milner in charge of understanding what those white lines are for
>City in charge of nurturing English talent.
>good ball from downing what is this magic
Dat DowningI hope this is the game that people realise that club performance =/= international performance and Downing is England's second best winger after Young
>mfw when lel
Haha.England fans singing: i want to go home, i want to go home...Norway's expensive, I want to go home.
>>21540169It's a bwave new ewa.
ENGLAND WILL LOSE
>valuable squad memberIt means not good enough, but in a nice way.
>this Scotland shirtI can't be the only one that still fucking hates it?
Townsend is the WORST commentator ever.He is so negative of everyone and expects miracles when he himself was shit as a player.
Only Andy Carroll could header the ball to himself.
WE ARE THE WOOD PRESERVATION SOCIETY
>Parker
Woy is ruining Baines by not letting make runs and go on jogs with the ball.Sack this cunt already.
>>21540134
I can actually feel happy for Carroll and Downing if they play well. It'll be such a strange feeling.
>>21540193England have 4 wingers, 1 is Lewis Hamilton and another hasn't been the same since he started shagging Yoko Ono. That isn't really a compliment.
I do believe that everyone is forgetting the Robot Wars GOAT
If I ever meet that cunt with the trumpet I'll shove it down his throat.
dat YOUNG
DAT YOUNG
IT BEGINS
YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG TYOUNG YOUNG YOUNG
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THANK YOU BASED YOUNG.MANCHESTER UNITED ARE GOING TO WIN THE EUROS
Well done young
>We will now win Euro 2012
Young is England worst player
I didn't think I'd say this but: Fuck you Ashley Young.
GOAL
DAT FUCKIN YOUNG
Just give us the Euro's.
DIVER
>tfw the biggest achievement in Norways history since the vikings died was beating England in a friendlyYOUNG YOUNG YOUNGROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROYROY ROY
WE'RE GONNA WIN THE EUROS WE'RE GONNA WIN THE EUROS WE'RE GONNA WIN THE EUROS WE'RE GONNA WIN THE EUROS WE'RE GONNA WIN THE EUROS WE'RE GONNA WIN THE EUROS WE'RE GONNA WIN THE EUROS WE'RE GONNA WIN THE EUROS WE'RE GONNA WIN THE EUROS WE'RE GONNA WIN THE EUROS WE'RE GONNA WIN THE EUROS WE'RE GONNA WIN THE EUROS WE'RE GONNA WIN THE EUROS WE'RE GONNA WIN THE EUROS WE'RE GONNA WIN THE EUROS WE'RE GONNA WIN THE EUROS WE'RE GONNA WIN THE EUROS WE'RE GONNA WIN THE EUROS WE'RE GONNA WIN THE EUROS WE'RE GONNA WIN THE EUROS WE'RE GONNA WIN THE EUROS
GET IN THERE YOUNGY
>dis english anti-football.
GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL
WE EUROS NOW
>Young in charge of scoring goals>whut
Carroll and Young, mah niggaz.
And people said Young was bad
welp
YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG
BASED YOUNG
>Young>not divingwhat?
DAT YOUNGJUST GIVE US THE TROPHY NOW EUFA
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNGSO FUCKING EASY
england confirmed for winning every match in the euros 20-0
INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!! INGURLUND!!!!!!!!
Dat carrollDat young fuck yes we are winning the euros
Great play.
Flaut.
> dat YOUNG goal> INB4 8-0
THANK YOU BASED YOUNGIF THIS BASED MOTHERFUCKER DOESN'T START EVERY GAME AT THE EUROS I WILL KILL WOY MYSELF
No 5 Norwegian, y u gief him so much space
>>21540265Fact.
JUST GIVE US THE CUP
Young took it well, but that was some awful defending.
>Haters thinking England wouldn't win
JUST GIVE US THE EURO NOWCARROLL - YOUNG PARTNERSHIP IS FUCKING MAGICTHIS IS OUR YEAR
Aren't the England band also the Sheffield Wednesday band? Do they shit up all their home games too?
>>21540293Who the fuck is #5 on Norway?Because he should of studied medicine instead of becoming a football playerWorst defensive job ever seen in my history of footbal watching. Goal had nothing to do with young being good but horrible defending and goalkeeping
GUD GAOL YUNG
Young is such a brilliant player for England
HAHAHHAHASECOND STRING KILLING A TEAM THAT BEAT PORTUGALOH MY IMAGINE WHEN LAMPARD AND COLE ARE IN THIS TEAM
Jæva terrorist!
THE WORLD CUP IS OUR
mfw Brits think they make a chance of winning the Euros because they can score against Norway
>>21540297>dat caroll>didn't do anythingfuck off liverpool fans
THE CITY OF ENGLAND ARE SYLIN'
>tfw young will never do that at the euros
>dat carroll footwork50goals next season.
YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNGYOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG >the city of ABUs
young diver just scored, oh wow
hmm we look surprisingly non-shit so far...
If this is a near perfect performance will Roy keep this line up for the Euros?
>>21540316Awful defending or just based ashley young?
>Win against Portugal at home>Win against Germany away>Win against France away>let andy carroll style close to our goalwhat the fuck happened norway
Hmm. Eurovision starts soon... And we are winning after all...
Commentators are using the exact same comments for Carroll as they did with Crouch."HE'S STILL GOOD WITH HIS FEET LEL"Fuck off.
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lol
>>21540332carroll about to score nigger
>>21540323It's Hangeland of Fulham isn't it?
>>21540323>Who the fuck is #5 on Norway?Hangeland actually.>Fulham
DAT FUCKING CARROLLGOAT TOLD YOU HE WASN'T SHIT, HIS END TO THE SEASON WAS BRILLIANT YOU MUGS
okay let's get this shit started>England confirmed for Euro champions>England confirmed for WC champions>England confirmed for another 50years of football domination
>Caroll playing well
>>21540332He got the assist faggot and made a good run to open up the defence. Stay ABL
Spegetti spilling all over the place there when he saw Young run at him
BASED GREEN
>>21540337omg dat delusion. He won't score 15
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>DAT DRAMATIC DIVE TO IMPRESS WOY.
>>21540352>nor1eng0.gif>cadfael
Effort!Come on Norway!
>>21540332You're not from England or Norway. Back to your mud hut you filthy Peruvian.
>>21540331Yeah they are quite delusional. Norway is the worst team in western europe
DAT HENRIKSENThat count as a goal just because we're that bad, ok?>>1-1
FUCK THIS SHIT EUROVISION IS ONFUCK THIS SHIT EUROVISION IS ONFUCK THIS SHIT EUROVISION IS ONFUCK THIS SHIT EUROVISION IS ONFUCK THIS SHIT EUROVISION IS ONFUCK THIS SHIT EUROVISION IS ONFUCK THIS SHIT EUROVISION IS ONFUCK THIS SHIT EUROVISION IS ONFUCK THIS SHIT EUROVISION IS ONFUCK THIS SHIT EUROVISION IS ONFUCK THIS SHIT EUROVISION IS ONFUCK THIS SHIT EUROVISION IS ONFUCK THIS SHIT EUROVISION IS ONFUCK THIS SHIT EUROVISION IS ON
This match is better than expected, have to switch between this and the 4chan World Cup
>GREEN>GREEN>GREEN>GREEN>GREEN>GREEN>GREEN>GREEN>GREEN>GREEN>GREEN>GREEN>GREEN
>Greendat almost lel
>post>green
>GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>21540343I can't see him not using Hart in goal. And I think Carroll will have to score for him to keep him in. But as for the midfield and defense, it's very likely.
>GreenLEL
>>21540405>Greenlal
>no one on the front post
>Greenlel
Lord Jesus help us if Hart gets injured.
Say what you like about Andy Carroll, but his presence does at least encourage selfishness in England's more talented players (i.e. all of them bar Downing Syndrome). Masterstroke by based Woy.
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oh my days this green. If we meet with CR7 in the euro's were fucked if he's in nets
>the island of inbred
>GREEN >MY SIDES >PICK 2 >GREEN >MY SIDES >PICK 2 >GREEN >MY SIDES >PICK 2 >GREEN >MY SIDES >PICK 2 >GREEN >MY SIDES >PICK 2 >GREEN >MY SIDES >PICK 2 >GREEN >MY SIDES >PICK 2 >GREEN >MY SIDES >PICK 2 >GREEN >MY SIDES >PICK 2 >GREEN >MY SIDES >PICK 2 >GREEN >MY SIDES >PICK 2 >GREEN >MY SIDES >PICK 2 >GREEN >MY SIDES >PICK 2 >GREEN >MY SIDES >PICK 2 >GREEN >MY SIDES >PICK 2 >GREEN >MY SIDES >PICK 2 >GREEN >MY SIDES >PICK 2 >GREEN >MY SIDES >PICK 2 >GREEN >MY SIDES >PICK 2 >GREEN >MY SIDES >PICK 2 >GREEN >MY SIDES >PICK 2 >GREEN >MY SIDES >PICK 2 >GREEN >MY SIDES >PICK 2 >GREEN >MY SIDES >PICK 2
>>21540386Do you think it's edgy, cool or makes you kind of a superfan of your club to cheer against your national team?
>>21540433>30 posts early
>>21540393The worst team in Western Europe is still better than pretty much any other national team outside South America
>>21540322They can be irritating at times but generally they're ok. Its annoying when a song starts and the band starts playing something else
>>21540394is that you hoiland?
>young styles for England>people still insult him and call him shit and a cheat because of his club>england fans
Milner has been poor so far. All the other attackers have done well
Van persie would have buried that>mfw when he just did 5 minutes ago
> Mfw when i saw Rob Greens ugly as fuck GK kit
I hope Spain are watching thisThey're probably terrified
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>>21540485Better than Ghana?
>>21540532Midget spic defence won't be able to deal with Carroll. Norway have hageland and even they are struggling.
>>21540532They're already shitting their pants too much at Irelands demolishing of Dzeko & Others to give you guys any thought.
>>21540489Hahah, nop, sorry. I can however confirm that Hoiland is on /sp/ He hints to the media about it every week without them realizing lol.
>mfw i just saw the germany score>nazis
>commentator talking about the effects of multiculturalism in the norweigen national side>Anders Breivik
>Haven't qualified for 12 yearsI cry everytiem
>Carroll wow he's shit.
Lets get this back up
Where is new thread?>milner
RED CARD
>Milner>gerrArd>Carroll>jones
>Downing touches the referee on the shoulder>Referee looks at him>Downing apologises and walks away spilling spaghetti
