Burger King

that's were I work now ;_;

dishwasher at a busy cafe

>>20291869

My little bro works there, shit blows.

Blockbuster

I wore a statue of liberty costume and twirled a sign

I live in Seattle, it rained every day

People would throw things at me, tell me to kill myself, and this homeless guy tried to stab me

Burger king...like 4 years ago

Frozen warehouse laborer. -20 degrees, 10 hour shifts. Fucking nightmarish

After having worked various shitty jobs for 4 years, the worse job I ever had was not having a job.

Worst 7 months of my life.

Luckily I have a good job now, and I've learned to appreciate the paycheck.

Worked as a dishwasher at 16
Worked at KFC at 17

Im 23 now, graduating this may with a masters degree and a pretty good starting job

I used to hate telling girls in high school that i worked at fast food, now i make more money than anyone who ever made fun of me

Front desk clerk at a 200 room holiday inn. People are cunts.

4chan mod

>23
>work in family business managing the office
>come into work three hours a day
>cut yourself a $10,000 check every month
>mfw people think I'm making this up

I worked at a hotel as the dishwasher from 11pm to 6am

the only person I worked with hated me and didn't speak English

>having a job

>2012

Well as of next week I am minding the front desk in a small town motel

.....its also 2 blocks away


HAHA TIME FOR 8 HOURS OF SPORTS

I dunno. I'm 14 and my mom says I have to get a job soon, and I'm really afraid

>>20291973
Australia doesn't have Burger King, pwnstar91

>lost my job
>stop paying rent
>sheriff delivers eviction notice
>kill him
RIP IN PEACE JIMMY

Worked for the repossession department of Aaron's for 2 months.

Before it was at a Call Center, it was seasonal and all the customers I get would be all butthurt because they wouldn't get there orders in time for Christmas. Basically I was hired to get yelled at over the phone because all of the company's stuff was flying out of one warehouse in Ohio.

Originally, I was only contracted to work up until Christmas Eve but I then got the news that I would be working on Christmas and into New Year's Eve. Shit sucked because I already had plans in place that I couldn't cancelled, so I ended up quitting.

i work at my college's call center for donations.i get paid $8.75 an hour, get bonuses for donations i get, and work about 30 minutes total in a 3 hour shift.

only other "job" i've ever had is my youth soccer refereeing and it is quite fun

>>20292051

Hurr Durr Hurr

Two years in a local Mexican fast food place. Got tired of the shitty coworkers and idiot management (it was managed by the owner's two sons, one was chill as fuck but the other was a complete douche). Now I'm working right next to it doing the same work for less pay. Feels bad, man.

>I just want to be a high school history teacher ;_;

I worked at a summer camp that took kids with behavior problems that other camps wouldn't touch.

Every fucking day was me fighting these kids, getting sunstroke in 100+ heat and dealing with retarded parents. Everyday was degrading a spirit breaking. It was honestly worse than when I worked a job in rad-waste disposal for a summer while studying civil engineering.

Luckily I'm past all that shit now that I have a degree and a job with a structural firm.

Worst job was being a drug mule for this guy I found through craigslist.

Was a summer camp counselor for kids 6-12. It was in a poorer part of town. I have never seen kids that bad before. They were out of control.

maintenance/janitor at a water park

>had to go in at 3pm (Wednesday-Sunday)
>park close at 6
>everyone leaves (patrons and other employees)
>im left to clean up the mess of 1000-1500 people(on heavy days)
>pick up all trash, get bags out of all trash cans, clean bathrooms(womens bathroom were fucking disgusting, tampon tray), lock up everything

i usually didnt get out till 11-12 o clock and it was creepy as fuck at night because it was located a mile off the highway up a 1 lane road in the mountains.

one time some little kid shit on the stair leading up to a slide and i had to clean it up in front of everyone and as i walked away same dude was like "man looks like you're having a shitty day)

man i could write a 10 page paper detailing the horrors i went through there

>>20291998
Are you kidding? That would be the best job on earth?

>dat abuse of my powers!

>>20292184
Please tell me you worked at Action Park in NJ. That place was a death trap.

>>20292275

nah, even worse this place was in west virginia

>>20292147
how was the pay?

>>20292199

>implying moot pays you to monitor his shitty boards

>>20292109
funny looking burger king logo

summer job at wafflehouse

>instead of getting paid $2.13 like all other waiters, we got $1.73
>only rednecks and white trash came in so they were messy and hardly tipped
>all but 4 or 5 employees were straight retarded, one of them was dating the boss's daughter so he was lazy as shit, still cool though
>got stuck on third shift all the time b/c i dont have a vagina
>got stuck on two 14hr shifts (5pm-7am) in a row
>if i was on 2nd shift, i was the only waiter most of the shift
>i dont smoke so i couldn't take a break every 15 min
>no solid 7s to crack onto
>didn't even see any fights

tl;dr: shit pay, shit employees, shit hours, worst summer of my life

maintenance guy at wal mart

it was bullshit. i was hired as a "stocking supervisor" (that's what the listing said, it's what my fucking nametag said).

second day on the job, some faggot shit in the middle of the bathroom floor. i walked right up to my boss and quit.

i'm now a paralegal saving up for law school so it's ok. i have never been back to a wal mart though.

>>20292303

Not as good as it should have been.
There were always disputes over who would be paying who.

>tfw 20 years old and not even burgerking will hire you

how do I get a job? I'm taking a break for college and can't get a fucking job I'm not even retarded like the people who work in these places but I've just never had a job before

>>20292315
It's not about the money, it's about the powuh.

I'd conduct mass purges of /sp/ that make Stalin look like child's play. And to further fuck with you, I only do it on late-night /sp/ when there's no sports on (anything goes during events such as NFL postseason games)

>>20292297
I dunno about it being worse. Action Park had a closed water slide that had a loop that would break kids' jaws erryday. Kids would die on the reg on all the shitty rides until they had to spend a few years revamping the whole park.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_Park

It's worth a read.

I'm a janitor and get paid $16/hr

I'll scrub toilets on day shifts
I'll hide in some office on evening shifts and browse the internet/watch movies on my laptop

Peter Piper

Cleaning up kids puke and keeping a ridiculously huge restaurant clean by myself or with like one other person.. routinely staying past 1 am fucking hated that shit

QA tester at 2K games.
70 hour work weeks during crunch time.
Test lead was a faggot.

>>20292320
>agreeing to work for $1.73 a hour

>>20292395
>20 years old
>never had a job before

wow you're really preparing yourself for the real world there, anon

US Navy Submariner

>work over 100 hours a week in port
>work 12 out of every 18 hours at sea

>>20292457
i remember when i was 15 and wanted to work for video games

>tfw unemployed and would love a shitty job right about now

>caddying for my grandpa at the country club

Sure does feel good to be a spoiled bitch. Going to law school next year, then my little shit head kids can do the same thing.

24hr plastic factory

>>20292515

Cool info.
I can use dat shit to murder my enemies.

>>20292515
>tfw i looked up cyanide suicide and its fucking painful

Fuck my life

Target.

But I'm a year away from graduating college and start making 300k anywhere i want

>>20292517
I'm sure. Enjoy getting any sort of good position with law firm with your resume consisting "caddying for my grandpa."

>>20292515

PROTIP: Images like this from /b/ are usually not truthful.

>>20292419
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_Park
that water slide with a loop looks crazy. you ever been on it?

>>20292608
>my grammar

such is life when you average 4 hours of sleep a night

>>20292598
Target's easy as shit to work for.

>>20292476
yeah bro because working at burger king or wal mart is definitely "preparing yourself for the real world"

>be poor as fuck
>have to get a job because you parents cant afford anything for you
>proceed to insult people who never needed a job growing up

all you jobless fucks with a car and a license go deliver pizza. i got paid $6 a hour and on a busy friday i would make about $220 in tips and slow weekdays i would usually make around $90. also got free beer and bong hits sometimes.

working sales at one of the highest volume macy's in the US. the customers aren't that bad, considering the retail horror stories i've heard, but this is commissioned and i just get so stressed out trying to make sales. i'm too laid back for this shit.

>tfw my shift ends too late for me to go to my team's NHL game tomorrow

>>20292608
It's okay when multiple generations have gone to the same law school, I have more than enough qualifications and plenty of resources.

Dish washing a restaurant where the owner wouldn't even let you get a free meal. Before working there I had washed dished at two other places and I was always able to get a free meal every time I worked.

He was a cunt and I quit after less than a month.

I invented the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon and my job is to promote and educate the world to my invention.

The shittiest job I ever had was probably working for Wendy's

>>20292632
1. you're the one bitching about not being able to get a job at burger king

2. i didn't need a job growing up to buy shit, but my dad made me get one. it's called good parenting.

3. you're obviously 15 years old

>>20292625

Sure, when it's not the holiday or back to school season. Also when people ask me where i work i have to say Target.

>>20292669
sup Chris chan

>>20292685
So 10 months out of the year. Seriously there are far worse entry level jobs than at Target. You gotta start somewhere. It's better than the faggots on here who can't get jobs in their 20s because they never bother to try to get something while they were in their teens.

BK burger flipper 2 years ago.

Only because the manager was some fat white trash bitch who asked me what 7 x 2 was once. I stole at least $800 from the register over the 2 months I was there and no one suspected a thing.

>>20292621
lol no. Even as a young kid, I knew that shit was deadly. Besides, it was closed whenever I went so I never had the choice.

>>20292685
i work for the park and recreation department.
when people ask me where i work and say Park and Recs they always ask about the tv show