*pronounced dead?

my heart goes out to his family.

he survived the night, which can only be a good thing, only god knows whats up next for the lad.

I hope he pulls through it

I was sad when I heard about this, hope he's okay.

>>19653984
>god
lel look at the sky babby believing in fictional character. Naw just kidding bro hopefully he get's better

>>19653984

yea, but you don't want him to survive as a vegetable, right?

>resuscitation

This is the stupidest shit. 95% of the time they end up brain fucked.

Stay classy /sp/.

inb4 Moyes

He's already dead in the head. It's just a matter of red tape now.

Look what I found

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOjxXfEz3WI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8mzeRVuDBU&

>>19654082

Thanks. At least he's not conscious. That would suck.

>>19654089
>Murrikah

>>19654029
with muamba's case as he was defibbed within 3-5 minutes the survival rate is 30%, and received oxygen well within ten minutes, which is vital for preventing organ tissue damage.
I would rather take those odds when the other option is death.

>>19654089
Kill him

>>19654206

And never walking again? Having to be spoon fed the rest of your life? No thanks, I'll pass.

Fucked up thing is, they never check for DNR orders, just always defib the fucker.

1 less nigger to worry about

>>19654226

>>19654249

MY HEART GOES OUT TO FABRICE MUAMBA'S FAMILY RIGHT NOW

LIKE THIS STATUS IF YOU AGREE

>>19654247

>>19654120
>>19654226
Oh look at that, he has another one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vSlm6amp04

What a fucking cunt.

Didn't the derp shitnigger die already?

>>19654276

>be a shitty troll
>get exposed
>get trolls remorse

LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED

>whateverthefuck country that faggot is from

I hope he lives

just tweeted this morning

>>19654376

Is that legit?

>>19654386
it's not there now.

Don't know if it was there and it got removed or if it's fake. I'm going with fake though.

>>19654376
That's just not cricket as the saying goes.

And i hate the scouse

>>19654376
Oh wow.

>>19654398

Yeah, I just checked. I'm leaning toward fake because I've not seen anything else about it.

Defib unit here

>>19654376

>>19654376

dat unclassiness. who is this guy?

>>19654456
Works for sky.

If they fire Andy Gray over calling a woman stupid (fair point) then they should fire him

RIP Marc Vivian Foe

rip 2pac shakur

r.i.p in peace
we crey evry tiem

First Torres now this. I don't think I can take another one of my favorite players dying. Hope he pulls through.

>>19654512
>Torres
0/10

>>19654522

>torres
>Current barren spell stands at 24 games or 1,474 minutes (24 hours and 34 minutes)
>Last goal scored: 27th minute of Chelsea vs. Genk on October 19th 2011

Confirmed for dead.

R.I.P. in peace guy from Sears commercials ;__;

R.I.P Muamba.

With your death Winnipeg is fucked.

pls no

damn he finally died

RIP dr dre

>It's only a Muamba of time

R.I.P. Danny Mwanga

>moot is in london
>people start dropping dead
seems about right

>>19654552
okay fuck you man
(i laughed)

>Inb4 Ramsey scores against Everton to put a former Gunner to eternal sleep

>>19654386

Oh no, some guy I'd never heard of before today might die, bawww

>mfw this is headline news

>>19654098
>drop dead
>get yellow
>spics

Do you genuinely care or just pretend as if it's the right and humane thing to do (and everyone else does this)? If you do care, why? People die everyday and if it wasn't for this heart attack, you wouldn't even be aware of his existence.

>>19654587

R.I.P Fabricio from Titanic ;__;

>>19654600
Do you also cry for every african kid that dies every 5min? Fuck off.

>>19654615
It's different when you actually watch a guy collapse in a light spasm on live TV while his fellow footballers are crying. That's why everyone is making a big deal of it, I guess.

RIP ashley young

>>19654615
I didn't see the African kid die on live television, and I don't relate to the African kid as much as I'd relate with someone who shares the same passion in life as me

This rhetoric is so fucking stupid. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CARE 'COS YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT EVERYBODY ELSE DYING. How dumb are you

>>19654594
>if it wasn't for this heart attack, you wouldn't even be aware of his existence.
0/10

>>19654594

Because, you see, he's young, he's a father, an overpaid athlete, he has some kind of melancholic background story of immigration behind him; yet he is someone who didn't have to struggle in order to have a child at twenty three and who was enjoying a comfortable life unti - for some tragic reason, certainly - his body failed (strange as it may sound, when you're an athlete, your body is at stake). Moreover, he collapsed on a "football pitch", under 40,000 pair of eyes, so it becomes a kind of "collective" shock. We, you, they must all empathize.

I don't care about this nigger. I don't give a single fuck. I don't have any reason whatsoever to hope for his death of for his recovering.
But if I *must* take part in this, hence I am really, really looking forward for him to pass over.

So you'll have your black corpse to pray on and to brace yourselves. Monkeys.

>>19654615
actually, any African child dies every 3 or 4 seconds.

but no, however saying that "Oh no, some guy I'd never heard of before today might die, bawww" because you don't know who this guy is completely retarded.

Why should other people not care because you don't? why shouldn't it be headline news because you don't know who he is?

If one of your parents die, I almost certainly won't know of it and will not be effected by it because I don't know them, but I wouldn't say "ohh baww well i've never heard of them why's this such a big deal"

you're the dumbest kind of dumb.

>>19654644
EPIC WINNN XD

who cares he's in heaven now

>>19654615

Hey fuck you, he played for my team (Birmingham) and I met him and he was a bloody nice guy, eat a dick.

inb4 someone gets autistic about me saying my team.

>>19654594
it's called tragedy you cunt muscle.

>All these LOL EDGY cunts

wow this really touched my heart

RIP len bias

It finally claimed him

R.I.P. Magic Johnson

>>19654650
Here's the common retarded, catholic and probably American fuck who tags as "trolling /b/tard" anything which goes beyond his revolting and gratuitous pity towards a dead nigger who used to run on synthetic grass.

There is one reason to care about this:

All football related media will be about this and only this for the next few weeks if he dies. Remember Gary Speed? Will be just as bad, if not worse.

damn that's why he didn't show up to rocket practice.

RIP derek fisher

>>19654680
Cool as a cucumber

>>19654624
It's different when it happens a few hundred feet in front of you.

Shocking scenes.

R.I.P Dave Chapelle

We will never 5get

RIP Guy I never have and never will meet. Your death won't affect my life even a little.

>>19654686
Oh No how ever will I get by without articles about player power at Chelsea and how ateam who lost a match are in crisis.

Muamba - Welcome to Heaven ★ 2012 is Muamba's Year ★ HD

Ignoring all the trolls...

No further news at this stage I take it, still critical??

>>19654695
>5get

>>19654758
he'll most likely die. He's still in critical condition that we know of, but who knows? Maybe he died overnight.

RIP in peace Montel Williams

you will be missed wholeheartedly

>>19654769
It means more than 4get

>Marc-Vivien Foé, Miklós Feher, Antonio Puerta, Dani Jarque
Don't make this list Fabrice, don't do it

>>19654758
Being hospitalized in Yurop for anything worse than a stomach ache is basically a death sentence. Last we heard he was 390th in line at ER behind a bunch of homeless people trying to work a con to get Vicodin.

Probably died in the waiting room they just haven't moves his body.

>>19654781
>RIP in peace

RIP in peace Clarence Seedorf

I don't get it, who is this random african football player?

R IP in peace Kobe

>>19654807
Marc Vivien-Foe

HERPY DERP RIP *insert name of black man that isn't Fabrice Muamba* LOLOLOL WE /b/ NAO!1111111eleven XD

>>19654718
I made it trough the thread until this...
lel
but honestly, hope he recovers...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0MwvOJEBOM

messi's thoughts on the situation.

>>19654820
>Being butthurt over the reactions from the death of Michael Jordan

Heartless bastard

Guardian reporting there will be a further update this morning. Hopefully he'll be able to pull through and live a normal life. He'll never play football again but he's a bright lad who is studying accountancy so could still we'll go on to live a good life. Let's just hope he does.

>>19654825
damn what a bro

>>19654831

>>19654790
Stay fat, amerifat.
Also, I hope a thousand of 9/11s will hit you soon.

>>19654827
randimmmzzzzz XD

>>19654790
>you

>>19654825
MESSI MESSI x199999

Hit me pretty hard. My dad collapsed randomly in a very similar manner a few years ago. Thanks to my mum giving him CPR almost immediately and the paramedics defibrillating him, he managed to pull through after coronary bypass.H's doing absolutely fine now, though it was a really scary few days where they kept him in a coma because they weren't sure if he'd suffered brain damage or not.

I hope Muamba gets the same break.

>>19654859

Where was vinnie jones when you need him

>>19654790

>this guy
>not knowing about the based NHS and their "WE WILL FUCKING SAVE YOUR LIFE AND NOT EXPECT YOU TO PAY US" policy

>>19654235

>check for DNR instead of immediately administering first aid

Someone sure is a very good gear in the over-fucked up kike-filled law system

I saw some of the footage. Took me back to 2007 when I saw Puerta collapse. The next few days will be crucial for him.

>that feel when he's only 23

So many edgy teenagers on /sp/ now,... or at least, so many new anons with the put-on edgy personal of a spoilt teenager.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlQtLFNQDss

>>19653458

People die everyday.

I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but why are you so obsessed about this particular guy?

>>19654886

I'm just assuming /b/ have caught wind, and are half heartedly trying to troll.

>>19654897
We've been through this, read the thread.

>>19654879

>living as a vegetable

great, sign me up

>>19654900
Look at the front page, the majority of this board is now /b/tards who think that by being on /sp/ it makes them less pathetic. (which in reality is the opposite)

>>19654907

So what, you'd ask to be shot if you broke your leg because you may never run again?

>He's only 23

Shit, that's just 2 years older than me.

Pretty sure any football fan hopes he pulls through. Top lad.

Are there any real life doctors or medical students here that can tell us something more?

>>19654913

Yep. It's sad, really. I quite like it here after coming from /tv/ and their total reluctance to actually discuss fucking television.

>>19654941
Big Sam has a doctorate in grammar.

>>19654790
Why is it always AMERICANS that start euro vs. america shit.

We never do that, are Americans that jealous? Are they frustrated that they can't afford health care?

Breaking news

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17419654

>>19654965

BBC Radio Manchester ‏ @bbcradiomanc

Bolton player Fabrice Muamba remains in a "critical condition" in intensive care, according to a statement from the club and the Hospital.

Sky Sports News ‏ @SkySportsNews

Fabrice Muamba remains in critical condition & will stay anaesthetised for at least the next 24 hours after suffering cardiac arrest.

Was the trainer at fault? Should he have noticed that something was wrong? Did he put pressure on Muamba?

Did Muamba feel ill before the match? Was he afraid to tell his coach? It makes you wonder.

>>19654970

Largely as expected then. Unless the worst happens, I don't think we'll know anything new until Monday.

Neither of those but a fun? fact is you don't use those shocking things when the heart has stopped but when it has an irregular or shitty beat.

>>19654984

Nobody is "at fault".

These things are, for want of a better word, random. You can't predict it, or pick up on any signs.

He is likely now to be kept sedated and ventilated on ITU for at least 24 hours, depending on the type of arrest he had

>>19654920

>So what, you'd ask to be shot if you broke your leg because you may never run again?

Broken leg =/= stroke/partial brain fuck

Also,

>trying to revive something that had no meaning in the first place.

>>19655057

>clearly remark that requesting termination over a broken leg would be associated with not being able to run, not move/think/practically live

How does I into analogy?

>Tripfaggots ruining this by trying to get respect praise
You pathetic faggots I feel bad for the lad and hope he pulls through to but I've got to much respect to post OMG IM SO SAD CRYING RN ;_; to steal some of the attention away
classless cunts

>divegrass

>>19655085

>trying to start some Trip/Anon shit

Really?

>>19655085
Its better than the cunts going lol dead nigger

Just goes to show a black man can't go 90 minutes without an arrest.

>>19655106
FUCKING DAVID MOYES

>>19654984

Until we know more, I guess that is possible. But it's more likely this is a case of sudden cardiac arrest. The scary thing for everyone is that whilst it is true that athletes do put a slight strain on their hearts that may cause this, in reality it can happen to any and everyone. Seriously, there is a chance that you can randomly just drop dead for no obvious reason at any time. There are plenty of problems that your heart can have that remain undetected until a sudden fatal event.

>>19654907

Not true at all. Please read above about my dad who had to be defibrillated and resuscitated. He's sitting beside me right now and is fine. Yes, some people can have permanent major brain damage. Others can have some minor brain damage. Others are perfectly fine. You would be a retard not to take your chances with this when the alternative is death. Besides, brain damage is usually correlated with time (unless there is some structural damages to the brain or the vessels that supply it, such as in stroke), so if you are in an environment where you can get medical treatment quickly... you 'should' be fine.

>>19654941

I think I roughly know enough (physiologist here), what would you like to know? I don't know the specifics of Muamba's case of course, but for general heart attacks... sure shoot me some more questions.

>>19655106
David Moyes is the best cruel meme on /sp/.

Good news though, anyone know how long until they know if he's suffered any permanent brain or heart damage?

>>19655106
>Stealing from sickipedia

I thought you were better than that Moyes

>>19655113

I'd imagine they'd at least have an idea by now. Obviously, it's down to the family at which point that information becomes public.

>>19655113
could be days could be weeks

he will remain under for 24 hours, than they will try to wake him a bit to run some test
than fully wake him to run more test

can we get a gif/photos of his collapse not released in popular media

>>19655122

It's OK guys, Dr Big Sam PhD is here to let us know what's gonna happen.

I think nobody reacted straight away because they assumed that he be trippin.

Guys I'm really cool because I remain indifferent when shocking events happen. I am such a special snowflake that I subvert conventional outpourings of grief and shock, I am too intelligent to join the rest of you proles with your basic human decency. XD PLZ RESPOND NIGGER NIGGER.

>>19655123
I don't know if any cameras recorded him after the initial attack but: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taySrYciYMw

>>19655123

As far as anyone is aware, there aren't any. He wasn't being filmed at the time, because he was away from the ball, and the only footage that exists is when the cameras cut to him on the turf, then quickly cut away again. (I assume this to still be the case)

>>19655128
>implying

I have worked in a hospital lab and we run test for heart patients from seeing if they had a heart attack and what went wrong

His heart wasnt in the game

>>19655141

>MY DAD WORKS FOR SONY AND I HAVE PLAYED ON THE PLAYSTATION 7 LOLOL

>welsh people

>>19655120

Nope, they likely have no idea.

You would place him into anaesthesia, and possibly cool his body temperature down to reduce the chance of damage to the brain and give him the maximum chance of recovery.

Slow and safe is the best approach. They will try to rouse him and see if they get the correct responses. The scary thing with my dad was that when they first tried to do that, he became quite confused and aggressive, so they had to sedate him again. We think that they just woke him up a bit too quickly.

>>19655141
You haven't worked in a hospital. Honestly I would rather have Harold Shipman treating me if I had cancer than have you treating me if I had a broken finger. I would be less likely to die.

>>19655160

>tfw he felt the full force of the internet

"B-B-BUT I WAS HACKED. HACKED!"

He's probably staying in his flat and hiding away.

I hope he's okay, he's got a young kid and everything ;_;

>>19655174
Fine you don't have to believe, its not like I need to prove anything

cancer is another lab test

>>19655170

Ah, gotcha.

I'm not good with medical stuff, so I just worked under the assumption that it was the sort of thing that could be detected fairly early, but the severity took much longer.

>>19655160
>>19655176

Wait what happened to this cunt?

>6 minutes down
>breathign machine
>brain not feel right

Who new NOFX were profits

http://youtu.be/KLr8FTEWFS0?t=1m7s

I feel sort of bad now, but it amused me

also Muamba will never be a great player, He just doesn't have the heart..

Sorry, I'll get my coat.

>>19655195

Last I heard, people were reporting him to the police and his uni, including Twitter White Knight Extraordinare, Stan Collymore.

>>19655195

Stan Collymore tweeted it and reported it.

Guy cried that he was hacked, then closed his account.

AND THIS JUST IN

>South Wales Police have arrested a 21 yr old male from Pontypridd re racially offensive comments on Twitter

>>19655141

>implying such a test exists

>>19655208
You measures troponin levels in the blood
Its a chemical released due to dying heart tissue

>>19655078

not running is not the same as permanently bedridden. You have a reasoning block.

>christfag detected

>>19655112
>>19654984
Yeah I know but they are just questions I wonder about.

I know it's probably a sudden cardiac arrest.

I bet he wishes Wenger kidnapped him now.. Sorry, did i say Wenger ?

I meant Kony

My friends dad recently died from a heart attack, but according to my friend he just fell over clutching his chest and then just stopped moving and breathing almost instantly. It looks like Muamba was moving in that clip?

>>19655122

Phew, Big Sam is here, he has watched every episode of House and Greys Anatomy. I'm so glad you're here Dr. Can you tell us exactly what those tests will be that they will wake him from his critical state to perform?

>>19653458
>ITT Big Sam frantically reads basic heart attack facts on Google so he can pretend that he knows what he's talking about in order to persuade us that he's actually a likeable person who doesn't sit around wanking to photos of girls he doesn't know stolen from shitty generic club websites in whatever shit town he lives in

My friends dad saw a helicopter with Muamba in flying over Anfield.

>>19655141

Watching House =/= working in a hospital.

>>19655256
It is lucky the rotors werent nicked and replaced with bricks

you retards. big sam studied medicine at the best uni in europe. his a good student and will soon get a an NHS job.

>>19655253
>Big Sam

>>19655226

And losing a leg is not the same as dying

>>19655267

Source on the pic?

So if the replay is a draw, there will be a replay of the replay.

>implying Tottenham won't throw the match out of respect

>>19655274
He posted it himself

>>19655251
Is it Lupus tho?

>>19655267
more like little sam am i rite

LEL

>>19655267
his a good looking man

>>19655251

>Greys Anatomy
>containing any medicine whatsoever

Pick one

It's as if that hospital was built on some ancient indian whorehouse

Hell, Scrubs at their worst had more medicine in an episode than the whole season 2 of GA

>>19655277

So it's almost definitely someone he went to school with who isn't fat and ugly.

>>19655267

Jesus fuck why does he look so familiar?

>>19655267

his a beautiful guy

>>19655287
>spelling mistake

Sup Sam

wow this obsession with big sam you guys are mad why are you talking about big sam his just talk sports.

>>19655251
>>19655253
>>19655261
>getting mad at knowledge
You wanted answers and someone is answering
Its not as if you are going to find a 60 year old Cardiac Sargon on /sp/

At must you will have a med student who knows about the same as you

>>19655275

I believe it's treated as a normal replay, because of time constraints.

Big Sam, with the unquestionable bounty of knowledge you have on this subject (and every other subject posted on /sp/), what do you think they will be doing today.

Medfag here, so this should be fucking hilarious.

>>19655308
>sargon
>at must

Never change Sam, never change

>>19655271

But being permanently bedridden is worse than dying.

Why you want to revive a life when it has no meaning? Are you a christfag or something?

>>19655308

>Sargon

>>19655308
>sargon
>at must

>>19655308

I wouldn't ever call a post from you knowledge.

The only thing I informed about each time you post, is how fucking retarded you are. I can make no further extrapolation of fact other than that.

I'm still getting over when you said Scott Parker isn't a defensive midfielder...

>>19655277

When?

>>19655330
>Box to box

>>19655193

I think the general idea is that there is no rush. Why check now when that can do more damage? Wait a few days and see, much better prospects that way.

Also, scarily, did you know that favourable outcomes of heart attacks for the general public (taking everything into account) is only around 5%? Muamba's odds were likely improved by having medical support close by.

>>19655331
late night banter thread ages ago when all the tripfags were circlejerking and posting pictures of themselves

>technical knowledge dick swinging contets

Is this really required, sam just tried to chip in a bit of info from his experiance like many others did and everyone has just been a cunt.

>>19655312
you in particular, I can't stand fuckers who are studying something and think it gives them god given ability to declare what anythign islike in an actual working enviroment.
Grow the fuck up the lot of you. Sam your contribution has been stellar keep it up.

>>19655308

>Cardiac Sargon

>>19655316

You dumbass, I went into the argument with "FIRST AID"

I don't know what you were going on about, but it saeemed that it was a bout defibrillation and revival ON THE FIELD

If I misread your post - call me out on that... but if your incapable of doing the same - then FUCK YOU


And yes, I'm a Catholic... also a med-student, and a proponent of euthanasia

>>19655308

Who is this Cardiac Sargon character? He sounds like a superheroes alter-ego. I assumed that's why you randomly capitalised those words, as they were proper nouns right?

>>19655308
>sargon
>at must
christ you're fucking retarded. what is your first language?

>>19655354
>I'm a Catholic.

>he believes in a magical sky fairy

>>19655340

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

Well this is boring now

>>19655351
let the circle jerk begin

>>19655367

>he jerks off to pictures of Hermione

oh man. i came here looking for a video of the actual collapse, and all i discovered is that /sp/ is just full of faggots

>>19655372

Oh no it isn't please post more.

Tell us how Scotty P is a box to box player again.

One more time.

Honestly we like you Sam we aren't laughing at you we're laughing with you. You're in on it with us!

>>19655354

>catholic

AHAHAHHAHA FAGGOT!

>>19655367
Probably just a Celtic fan.

>>19655351
>experiance
>anythign
When did you get a second trip, Big Sam?

>>19655392

>Celdicks

Nope.avi

>>19655388

>u jelly

>>19655388
>caring about somebody's religious beliefs

I thought it was only Ameriblobs who did this?

>>19655351
>contets
>anythign
>islike
>enviroment

confirmed for big sams other trip

>>19655378

You doesn't? What is wrong with you?

>getting this mad over a trip

I honestly don't care what happens to him as I feel in no way close to him

inb4 ban

>med students...
>first year year student of physiotherapy from the university of south west central grimsby (formerly Macdonalds east yorkshire area training office collage).

>>19655408

>stethoscope with just one tube

Amateur

>>19655410

>you doesn't
>doesn't

>Fabrice received prolonged resuscitation at the ground and on route to The London Chest Hospital, where his heart eventually started working. As is normal medical practice, Fabrice remains anaesthetised in intensive care and will be for at least 24 hours. His condition continues to be closely monitored by the cardiac specialists at the hospital.

I honestly know nothing, but the fact they got his heart started is good. I mean, the fact he's still alive now should be good for his prospects.

>>19655417

>first year yeat student of physiotherapy

Nope, 2nd year, at only 20 years old

Arsenal supporter here. I want to go to his funeral and lick the tears off his orphaned son's cheeks.
I bet they taste so sweet.

Bye bye, negro! I hope they won't waste you in the ground. Negroes like you should be burned and their ashes flushed in the toilet!

>>19655437

Liverpool fan here

I agree with this

>>19655437

>>19655434
>2nd year of a degree
>only 20 years old
Is this not normal? or are you american?

>>19655417

Phew I thought you left Big Sam.

Can you teach us how to save someone if they have a heart boo-boo like Muamba?

>>19655450

Nope...

Owen coyle is going to have to pull the plug

>Ask for answers
>trip tells you
>anon fags get mad

So when is the /b/ raid party happening

>>19655450
It's normal in America, he's a fucking idiot.

Does anybody know why the City-Chelski game has been postponed?

>>19655450
Nah man I am purgatory, COM, Skrtel, RealMou and COYS.

>>19655397

No. I just think the prevailing opinion that "we must save someone's life no matter what" is stupid. Nothing wrong with death. Life is what sucks.

>>19655466
Probably so it will be on TV or Chelsea's FA Cup game/possible semi/replay

>>19655468

:)

They are saying he was technically dead whist he was on the pitch until they got him to the hospital. How could he have been dead for like half an hour and then suddenly come back to life?

>>19655476
He is Jesus

>>19655470

Yeah, but not everyone chooses to embrace death

Also, I think it's more a pain thing... I don't care if I die, I just don't want to die painfully

>>19655466

Because of Chelsea's FA Cup game today.

>>19655476
I assume, and claim no medical backign at all, but he wasnt breathing on his own and his heart wasn't working on its own, so he was being given oxygen and some kidn of voodoo heart magic to keep the blood pumping, so while technically he was dead as fuck his brain didnt suffocate.

Seriously though my medical knowledge is 100% baseless, this is entirely assumption

Can't decide if I should fap or play warcraft 3...

>>19655480

>Yeah, but not everyone chooses to embrace death

True.

>Also, I think it's more a pain thing... I don't care if I die, I just don't want to die painfully

I agree.

>>19655478

>>19655476
he's considered "technically" dead because his body wasn't sustaining itself and it was the CPR doing the work.

keep the blood circulating as well as oxygenating it and you can be bought back to "life" with the right gadgets.

>>19655490

>backign
>kidn

>brain not dead
>dead as fuck

lrn2discern clinical death from a biological one

>>19655490
This is most likely the case. Once he has been "dead" for that long though there is a good chance he will be brain dead.

He's going to be braindead? At least his dribbling will improve

>>19655502
>admit no knowledge
>have a best guess
>get told to learn a minor symantic technicality
>mock my typing

Wow did a tripfriend rape your mother or something, thsi level of irrational hate is almost flattering, you actuall need to attack trips dont you, and I bet you still think you are superior.

>>19655520

>implying I'm not a tripfag who's just posting without a trip for the heck of it
>implying the terms "clinical death" and "biological death" aren't common
>/sp/ - Spelling and Grammar

He is in a medically induced coma at the minute. I don't think he will come out of it tbh.

>>19655539

To be fair to him, even though those terms are common, I don't know that many people would know the difference.

everyone mad at big sam

his a great troll

>>19655540

>reviving vegetables
>modern medicine

lel

>>19655517
The only funny made since these threads started last night.

The lack of good banter has been atrocious from people who usually do so much better.

If you are going to try to be a sick fucker, make it COMEDY GOLD

>>19655612

Haha time for Twitter Lynch Mob

"He just collapsed out of nowhere. I was the closest person when it happened and I wanted to help, but my mother always told me I shouldn't play with vegetables. "

-Rafael Van der Vaart

RIP CUBA GOODING JR

He put his heart into every agme

>NPT_Graham South Wales Police have arrested 21 year old male in connection with racially offensive comments on Twitter. He is in custody.

lel
I was hacked init

>>19655612
Disgraceful human

>>19655707

Try harder. How does it feel if you aren't funny

>>19655612

So dark and edgy xDD

>>19655707

Lol'd so hard

Hope Muamba dies

>>19655707
How unfunny is that

>>19655707
>>19655758
Samefag

>>19655768

nope

>>19655737

Yet I've seen you mock the Munich disaster on here you ABU shitstain.

MFW Liam Stacey has been arrested for tweeting Muamba jokes.

MFW Superalex707 will surely be next as the twitter mob are baying for blood.

MFW the thought police are going to be very busy today.

>>19655612
I'd love to be there when the police drag him out of his house when tears are streaming down his face, won't be so tough then

>being arrested over a twitter comment
>living in a shit hole that doesn't have free speech

MY FUCKING SIDES

>>19655786
>>19655805
>implying you can get arrested for that

lel

The 'jokes' arent even funny

>>19655784
>thought police
Did the police read their mind? No they fucking posted it themselves on twitter

>>19655784
Britain equals Syria when it comes to free speech.

>>19655818

they are, you just have no stents of humour

>Yurop
>Having free speach

Pick one faggots

>>19655778
Hopefully the Munich disaster will happen again, except to their shitty fans instead if shitty players

What kind of shithole country would take twitter seriously?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/01/30/leigh-van-bryan-and-emily-bunting-banned-from-entering-us
-after-twitter-joke-about-destroying-america_n_1241104.html

ah

>>19655839
>speach
Too bad there's free speech on this website

>mfw freedom of speech < freedom from being pointlessly, verbally attacked by irrational internet nutjobs

>>19655805
Yeah it's pretty fucking ridiculous, getting arrested for trolling. There was much worse shit done to the RIP Jade Goody page on facebook a few years ago and nothing ever came of it.

>>19655839
>America
>Having drones fly over their cities

pick 2

>>19655778
No I haven't

>>19655851
Haha. What a joke, I would be ashamed to live there.

>There are laws against racially abusing people and cyber bullying
>OMG LOL SHIT-TIER CUNTRY LOL WE CAN INSULT WHOMEVER WE PLEASE FROM BEHIND OUR COMPUTER AND ITZ FIEN LOL MATSERRAEC
>Amerifats.

>>19655889

No matter how right or how wrong they may be, arresting people over words is Iran tier.

>>19655909
If I walk on the street and start saying "you fucking nigger go back to your country, good thing you niggers are all dying hahaha" I would be arrested and rightfully so. Why is it different just because I'm on the internet? Twitter is associated with a person, he has his full name in there, he's saying all that stuff several times, what the hell do you want more? People getting arrested are not going to be in there for a lot of time anyway, it's just more of a learning lesson kind of arrest anyway, I'd say.

LEL

The twitter brigade are spamming swansea uni with demands to kick out that welsh lad for his comments.

He's already been arrested, I find it hard to believe that he won't be kicked out of uni now.

So to sum up:

- Arrested, will have a criminal record eventually for this.
- Kicked out of uni, so won't get that snazzy job he wanted, also with a criminal record he may be looking at mcdonalds tier jobs.
- Big student debt (I'm guessing, obviously could be wrong here).

Total life ruin achieved.

Game vs Villa has been postponed at Bolton's request.

Why don't I care?

I am not going to make some stupid joke, I would love to feel some sort of emotion for him but I don't.

What is wrong with me?

All for that 5 minutes of fame.

>>19655839
I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY HEALTHCARE

>>19655978

It doesn't make a difference if you speak it or type it, not having free speech is an embarrassment to the modern world.

>>19655998
Why do you care that you don't care? If you don't care just carry on. Other people do care and it's ok. Why do people keep coming up with this sort of questions?

>>19655983
Source

>>19656002

>paying for an illegal Muslim's healthcare
>laughingAmericans.jpg

>>19656010
Free speech is different from being racist and abusive you dipshit.

>>19656019

I just want to know what is wrong with me, my mate told me about it and he seemed like genuinely sad and I was like "yeah thats bad".

>>19656032

Aspergers mate - lack of empathy.

>>19656010

So you think its legal to say whatever you want no matter what it is in other parts of the world and we are just behind other countries

>this guy
>knowing anything about global freedom of speech laws

pick 1

>>19656029

No need to get angry over your archaic laws.

Free speech gives you the right to be racist otherwise you don't really have free speech. I hate racists as much as anyone, but it doesn't mean they should be arrested. Embarrassing to be in the same category as North Korea.

>>19656062

So do you think you should legally be allowed to incite riots as well? Which could lead to injury/death.damage of property

>you

I hope he makes it. Not looking too bad, seeing he's still alive and had immediate expert medical attention. He probably had high quality CPR, so most of his brain might still be in working order.
Now, Muamba might be suffering from a congenital heart disease for all we know. However, it's worth pointing out that:
-cases of young athletes supposedly in peak conditions falling over with cardiac arrest have become rather frequent in recent years.
-the distance covered by professional footballers in a game has been increasing steadily over the last two decades or so.
-blood doping (extracting blood, spinning it to concentrate the red blood cells, waiting for them to regenerate, then injecting the red blood cell concentrate back) markedly improves endurance.
-blood doping also isn't detectable through conventional doping controls.
-one of its few side effects is an increase in the risk of cardiac complications.

I guess it's a small price to pay for the modern game, right? But still, when Iniesta uncovered this shirt in honour of Daniel Jarque during the WC final it left a distinctly sour flavour in a corner of my mind. Jarque died of a heart attack, aged 26.

>>19656047

>So you think its legal to say whatever you want no matter what it is in other parts of the world and we are just behind other countries

So because other countries have out of date laws and standards it's ok to.

>that logic

God damn how I'm glad we fucked your guys's shit up in the Revolutionary War.

I wish I'd been there for the live thread of the match when it happened
Is it archived?

>desperate amerisemen still up from last night talking about he doesn't care and thinks anyone showing any sort of sympathy or emotion is COMPLETELY WRONG AND SHOULD BE WIPED OUT

He cares so little, he's been shitposting for 18 hours.

>>19656076

That isn't even related unless you live in a place where people riot over something as simple as someone saying a hurtful wor...

>>19656092

Why the fuck are you even in this thread you utter cuntbubble?

>someone has an accident
>american barges in, suddenly an expert on politics, football, sociology, medicine and how people should react to such an accident

You lot are literally the stupidest people on earth.

>>19656062
There has never been such a thing as completely free speech. For a start, there are such things as perjury, perverting the course of justice, incitement, libel, espionage, and so forth. Free speech, like all freedoms, finds its limits where it impinges on the rights of others to an extent considered unacceptable by society.

>>19656114

says the country who lost a war to farmers

Stay classy, Americans.

why does this thread have >300 replies
ill never find out

>>19656122

Says the country that lost to midget rice farmers, starving African child soldiers and the Cuban Navy.

>>19656151

Vietnam had a formal army, our farmers union didn't.

>british education system

>murrika

>Murrikans
>winning wars

pick one

>>19656163

Somalia didn't have a standing anything and you still managed to get fucked sideways by them.

Once again, why are you up first thing in the morning to discuss the medical state of a player in a sport you probably didn't even care about until you started shitposting? You've been here for nearly a day, non stop.

PLZ LORD BRING OUR TROOPS HOME SAFELY

OH NVM

>>19656163

>hurrr FARMURZ

>american indoctrination system

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He really ran himself into the ground

Confirmation.
(Don't know if posted yet)


OK, that guy is obviously sick and needs help, but on the other hand, there's something called "free speech".....

Do you think he swapped jerseys with the Grim Reaper, as is custom after a fine match? It would be uber cool to own a kit worn by the prince of death!