>you sunk my battleship

Hey fag, you sunk my battleship

mindless movie for mindless people

>>18568285
>huh huh huh

>>18568453
2deep4u

>We've run out of ideas to make movies, what should we do?
>Let's make movies about boardgames!
>I know, let's make a Battleship movie!
>But how will we implement that can't of turn based and head to head human player interaction?
>Fuck it, let's just have aliumz?!?!? XD

Fuck this retarded ass gay fucking earth.

>mfw I never place my submarine on the grid until all my other ships are hit

WHEN THE FUCK WILL I GET MY UNO MOVIE?!

/rage

>>18568753
Not until we have a connect four movie about vampires.

Boardgame movies now?

A miss, eight times in a row? Let me see that board...: The Movie

>>18568914

>sir, battleships haven't been used since the 80s

Fuck it, throw some aliens in and nobody will notice

>>18569502

yeah most people don't even realize this

the last battleship was decommissioned years ago, they are completely pointless in modern warfare

>>18569502

>Sir, Battleships have been obsolete since December 7th, 1941.

Add some aliens, wave an American flag, s'all good.

>>18569502
>Movie could have been an awesome cat and mouse thriller with a cold war setting or even some kind of fictional, modern day political crisis.

>LOL LETS USE ALIEUMZ AND APPEAL TO THE YUNGER CRWOD. WITH SPEC FX WE DUNT NEED PLOT. :D XD

>implying a Monopoly movie starring Jerermy Piven as the covetous jew wouldnt be awesome

>Hollywood in charge of making movies

there better be some rhianna nudity.

>>18569690
>Ants in the pants movie featuring mutant, man eating ants
>starring The Rock

>not going to see Battleship

Sorry retards not every movie can be Inception and Twilight for you fags

ripoff of that star trek trailer

>>18569634
i think most people realize this. it's not rocket science.

>>18569704
>JEWS IN CHARGE OF MAKING MOVIES

>>18568746

I'm on to your shit

Battleship trailers have been out for months, you casuals are so sad.

>>18569690
>Monopoly: A group of wealthy Jews in Nazi Germany must expand their financial empire while avoiding evil Nazi officials and use the funds to save as many as possible from the holocaust. Directed by Stephen Spielburg

>>18569884
You're the saddest. You'll grow out of it someday though.

>>18569634
what about cruise missiles, didn't we launch them at iraq?

I want to see this

>>18570060
Cruise missiles can be launched by destroyers, cruisers, subs, and aircrafts.

As a kid I could figure out how to play computer games on DOS, but I could never figure out how to get Electronic Battleship to work right.

I work for the studios responsible.
A Monopoly movie will be in the works if Battleship sells well. Not lying.

>>18570136

battleships would be used again if we had a real war again soon.
USA vs sandpeople isn't war.

also: why is, in every fucking movie since 2000-something all alien technology based on blue light? Why the fuck do all alien use blue light in everything they fucking do?

>>18569649
>implying they were usefull since jutland

This movie is basically a recruiting ploy by the U.S. Navy to get more people to join. They're running low on fresh ass to fuck.

>implying a full broadside of 16in guns won't break the ship

>>18570450

>implying the military isn't downsizing like crazy right now

>>18569651
> cat and mouse thriller with a cold war setting or even some kind of fictional, modern day political crisis.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

>not making a movie based on the bloop noise

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBN56wL35IQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

>Not cheating in battleship
>Not marking on your board whatever your opponent calls and moving your ships around to dodge

I was a bad kid.

>>18570296
Right, waste $500 million or whatever
on something that could be taken out by 1 plane

>don't put any ships on the board
>win everytime without them knowing

>>18570619
>not running out of nubs
>not being noticed constantly fiddling with your piece's

Why cheat when your already playing retards?

Battleships are obsolete. We could literally scrap our entire Navy except for aircraft carriers and submarines and we'd still be as powerful as before.

>>18570450
reminded me of all the Battle:LA propaganda for the Army last year

>>18570801

I was discreet about it.

I'd have one hand making noise by fiddling with the gnobs on the upper board pretending to study where I'd go, while the other hand would slowly move my boats.

>>18570889

>using two hands to play battleship

Your strategy is flawed from the get go. Anyone who doesn't notice is too stupid to be a challenge anyway

>>18570837
Your carriers have been proven vulnerable to diesel electric subs, and you think you can live without Frigates?