This pleases Kim Jong-Un.

He's not going to have the Russian backing his dad had. Nothing to worry about.

>Worst Korea
Nothing of value was lost

War with South Korea? Send in the special forces

Welp, cya South Korea.

USA just got out of Iraq. We like you guys, but we want to celebrate Christmas without saving your asses. Hope you enjoy your Starcraft.

Wants =/= Can

Like, I want you to die but it can't happen just by wanting. Not sports faggot.

>>17204467
Hahahaha look at his face. What a fat slob.

Why doesn't the US, Japan, and South Korea just bomb the shit out of N. Korea right now?

>>17204577
what's sad is he probably pulls more pussy than everyone here.;

>Kim Jong-Un
>Half as based as Kim Jong-Il

Nope

US here. Were broke.

Your on your own.

If China joins North Korea in invading you, we'll think about.

He looks just like his dad.

Hopefully his generals will have the courage to tell him how bad of an idea going to war with South Korea is.

>Start a war.
>American, England, Canada and Germany get five miles up your ass.
Wow, it's fucking nothing.

>FUCK. THIS KID IS ACTUALLY FUCKING CRAZIER THAN HIS DAD. HE WANTS TO START WORLD WAR 3 WITH SOUTH KOREA.

He's a spoiled rotten fat kid that wants to preserve the status quo but must troll a little bit here and there to satiate the militaristic culture they've built in his country. He's basically exactly like Kim Jong Il

>>17204562
>Implying we haven't had a military force in Korea for 50+ years
>Implying most of the troops who were pulled out of Iraq won't be redeployed elsewhere
>Implying we won't bulk up our military presence in SK after this happened
Really?

If war happens, it's SK's problem, not ours.

>>17204619

We'll consider helping China invade if they call our debt good.

After playing Fallout, Kim Jong-Un has considered otherwise and will now just follow in his dad's footsteps of fucking bitches and drinking expensive cognac.

>The first decry of Kim Jong-Eun is that there shall be a McDonalds on every street corner.

>dat hair part

>>17204559
Every single one of those chink bitches looks delicious

>dat double chin

>>17204652
>>17204619
This

US is in no shape for another war, even if we have legal obligations.

SC2 is a shitty game anyhoo.

i bet this guy has sex slaves

>>17204650
>If war happens, it's SK's problem, not ours.

Yeah, unfortunately that's not the way Team America thinks.

>mfw a North Korean was fat near me

>>17204652

Considering China has said they won't help N. Korea if they start a war...

>>17204601
>implying the women aren't held down against their will by armed guards while his disgusting portly body disjointedly thrusts on top of her.

R.I.P Based Il

You always said you were gonna bomb shit and nuke everyone, but we all know you just wanted to be friends with everyone but too shy.

>>17204737
We've had enough war. No more of it. Besides, NK's military are half-starved midgets with rusted equipment.

inb4 in celebration of his father death pushes the button and we have a third world war, so he can join is father in commie heaven.

>entire country starving and poor
>leader fat as shit

Yeah, OP...no. Nobody was as insane as Ki Jong-il. And even then, in all things military, North Korea really had no allies who were willing to back up their silly skirmishes or wetdreams. If North Korea were to ever launch a major offensive, it would end more quickly than the Gulf War. And even then, North Korea is likely to be held largely under military dictatorship for some time, now.

I know we want to blow this up into the most exciting news story since the tsunami, but the old fuck just died and North Korea will likely continue it's existence of squalor and fail to access the real world for another 50 years.

>>17204813
>We've had enough war.

No. We haven't.
Humanity is getting more bellicose, not less.

If American Media make fun of Jong II, and NOT make a "In Memorium", I'm going to go on a shooting rampage.


I rather see US Congress dead than see II pass away. ............

>>17204786
>>implying the women aren't held down against their will by armed guards while his disgusting portly body disjointedly thrusts on top of her.

THIS IS MY DREAM

>>17204620
>children
>looking like their parents
>especially asian ones

>>17204813
>>We've had enough war.

War is the natural state of humanity. Peace is an aberration.

>>17204886
His son got swag.

>china won't even back you
>dear leader dies on a train
>new leader fat as shit
>most delusional citizens in the world

>bust korea

>>17204813

>implying China hasn't been arming North Korea with modern weaponry

>>17204886
lol

but seriously

/sp/- sensationalist propaganda

Does he inherit the pleasure brigade? Or does one of the other siblings get that since the fat one gets the throne.

>>17204910
The International Bankers really sold you a good one, eh?

>>17204854

>Humanity is getting more bellicose, not less.

This is also false, historically speaking. Brief flares in violence mean nothing when they're carried out in the name of civilian rule and justice. Especially when we examine the past and observe how assbackwards insane everything was.

he looks like a bitch

Il is GOAT

They don't even have enough money to buy fuel to run sorties.

If he nukes South Korea, does that mean the SC2 can finally stop? Video Game Leagues are fucking cancer of /sp/ and /v/.

THIS IS GREAT NEWS

if ww3 happens we will get the economic boost needed to get out of this recession/depression/stagnation/whateverthefuckyoucallthis-ion

i know i will enlist to the war
will you /sp/?

>my face when i was going to a shit board /pol/ to have this discussion. Then i found out the ref has no more control.

Thank you moot.

>>17204989
Yeah, in olden times there was no way to resolve differences between two nations except on the battlefield. Europe was at war every 20 years back then, but since 1945 all has been peaceful except the Balkans.

>>17205036
no, but have fun

>>17204998
>that one dude in the white on the top row

>claim to be a man of the people
>live in palace and stuff your fat face while everyone around you starves to death and is brainwashed to worship you

I'm jelly

>>17205036

>>17205076
>>17205060
>implying you wont be drafted

God damn look at that dudes face. That's the face of a fucking champion.

South Korea is going to get bombed in the next week, calling it. They stirred shit up back when they bombed them a few months back, Lil Kim is looking for revenge.

RIP GSL

>>17204945
>Wikileaks cables reveal China 'ready to abandon North Korea'
>http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/nov/29/wikileaks-cables-china-reunified-korea

China has been pretty much propping up N.Korea from collapsing completely. I highly doubt they want to do that indefinitely. Especially when those are resources that could be better spent elsewhere. Plus the US has been arming S.Korea for the past 50 years.

>>17205102

>implying young adults won't flee to Canada or Mexico.

>that feel when the world will be safe once North Korea and Iran are gone and this is one step closer to the end of North Korea

Kim Jong Il was goin2 war wit his bf hu jintao n they were crossin da border to souf korea.

king jonh sed "hu will u luv me 4evr"

hu said "NO..""

kim jong cryed N ran across da border to souf korea but was killed in no mans land

hu was cryin and went to pic up kim's body.

kim was ded.

hu whispered 2 his corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv kim moar den 4evr)

xxx~...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx

So...let's just say hypothetically his son wanted to change everything and start to make Best Korea a democratic nation. Would everyone revolt and take him out of power/kill him, or do you think they would cooperate?

Kim Jong Un is GOAT

>>17204981

faaaaaaag

>>17205036
>enlist with no draft
no
>enlist if there is a draft
yes.

better i have the choice of the branch of service i go into rather than becoming a sandbag for the man behind me on a North Korean hill

>>17204981

You're new to this whole "history" thing, aren't you Clint?

>>17205129
>implying our militarized, republican border states wont hunt you down like spics

>>17204562

Hoping you realize not only does south Korea (best Korea) spend about double to triple the amount shit Korea (N Korea) spends on defense/military, south Korea spends such a great amount on defense it is actually more than N koreas GDP in its entirety, plus most of N Korea's tech is from 19 froze to death. In summation, best of luck North cause as soon as they get the itch they will be turned into a giant fucking parking lot

>>17205102
>Drafted

There's no way another draft bill will ever pass again, especially with advanced militaries moving away from using people altogether except for in operational capacities.

>>17205159
My dad knew this guy who volunteered in Vietnam so he wouldn't get sent to the front lines. He worked repairing radio equipment instead.

>>17205102
>implying today's highly specialized and technology-dependent military has any need for amateur soldiers

The days of conscription are over.

>>17205136
IF he wanted to do that I think you would see him die mysteriously before it was realized. He might be a living god but he doesnt run the country on his own. In fact I would guess he would have little to do other than say "yes" or "no" to policies created by everyone else.

But if he wanted to do it im not sure the people would follow. Probably be a civil war

>>17205176
Even the Chinese are moving away from that sort of thing towards a high tech 21st century military. You can't even enlist in the US army now without a GED. It's not like the olden times of taking the boy off the farm and handing him a rifle.

>>17205102
>implying i will

>>17205129
>fleeing to Mexico
i have a better chance of making it through the war, BUT i do miss my family there

>>17205176
congress will pass whatever the fuck the industrialized military complex will ask/pay them to pass

North Korea wouldn't stand a chance in a war. The problem is that they do have the capacity to wreak enormous destruction before succumbing to defeat. Apart from the nukes, they've huge fortifications and dug-in artillery that can reach Seoul. The damage would be enormous.

Korean War 2: Electric Boogaloo

>mfw my grandfather fought the Koreans and now I'll get to do the same

The reason why we just withdrew a shitload of our troops from the middle east was because Obama knew Kim Jong Il was about to die and he needs some sort of army just in case we have to go over to NK or NK comes over here.

WW3 is going to happen next year, you fucking watch.

i wont be drafted for 2 reasons

1. in college
2. probably not even strong enopuh to lift the gun

chud upp

>>17205134

>implying the US and Israel won't find an excuse to attack another country after NK and Iran are gone.

America's arms and munitions industry doesn't make money off of world peace, buddy.

>go on twitter
>see the kim death tweet from @breaking news
>immediately visit /sp/