>cowboys fans are delusional
>yuros are obsessed with murrika

>>16786379

the /hoc/ furry thing is a myth ffs

> Liverpool fans are delusional
> murricans are obsessed with yurop

>>16786461
America vs Europe isn't really true either. At least not in real life.

>people from Liverpool, England are some sort of white ghetto niggers

>teams never lose because they play badly, it's ALWAYS the refs fault or the other team cheats somehow

>Bears fans are the worst and most delusional fanbase in all of sports

>>16786449
>>16786491

> Yuros and Americans are more similar than they'd care to admit

Also:

> Simpsons reaction images are the best all over the world

>>16786517

I lol'd, this is true... like every inmate is innocent

>Europeans eat American imported semen rations

>>16786503
That's not London.

>>16786586

> Americans have some sort of terrible fantasy/fetish about feeding their malignant seamen to superior beings

>England thinks its MNT is relevant
>America thinks its MNT is relevant
>People watched women's sports(Women's World Cup)
>Sports fans are delusional about their own teams in general
>/sp/ is the easiest board to troll with little to no mods
>Most threads that troll Yuros are made by Yuros
>Most threads that troll Murrikans are made by Murrikans
>Riots are more fun to watch than Sports

I learnt that the way Ameriglutons support 'soccer' is really different to the way Yuros do. They sort of support the league in general, at the same time supporting their own team too course. They have less hate for their rivals and take less joy from their rival's failures, whereas Yuros love it when United get beaten by some underdog.

>>16786379

'the basket ball players had a strike'

>being fucked in the ass by a trap isn't gay at all

I learnt about:

>Rhythmic Slapping

>>16786461
>furry thing is a myth

you furpuck fags really try hard don't you?

What I am yet to learn:

> Where the furpuck myth comes from

>>16786950

some basketball fan got mad that everyone was laughing at the furry basketball league so he spammed furpuck until every hockey hater started to use it.

>what a chav is
>dailymail is basically troll news
>Germany has nude women on the front of their newspapers
>Man U has a lot of extreme love and hate
>you have to be 18 to buy knives in the UK

>>16786950
Pretty much this >>16787034

Haters gonna hate

>learned that my /sp/ waifu is scottish
>learned that my EPL team is Arsenal because of jasmine
>OK seriously, i learned just how butthurt fans could be from reading red wings gamethreads.

That basket ball has the funniest names:

>Ape Hoop
>Sambo Slam
>Floor Squeek
>Australopithecus Jump
>Simian Sphere
>Neanderthal Orb

>>16787034
>mfw they shut down the FBA

http://www.furrybasketball.com/FBA_Website_2.0/Furry_Basketball_Association.html

>I learned that almost everyone goes full retard when his team is playing.

>>16787088

THIS IS A TRAGEDY

>>16787081

>Australopithecus Jump

>Moot is a cool guy

That same guy that promotes Pony shit on 4chan?

Nope.

>>16786517
First Stage, Denial.

It makes perfect sense that people say that kind of stuf

Stuff i learned from /sp/:

>loads of off shore streaming websites for any sport anytime, even PPVs
>I learned about Osama being killed on /sp/
>/sp/ introduced me to 4chan Plus for chrome, and is more or less the only reason I made the change to chrome from firefox
>yuropeans are whiney bitches and obsessed with american sports/websites/culture
>all the great memes come from /sp/

> Rugby is a really badass sport, but only supported by like 10 nations
> It takes forever to start understanding the rules
> I still don't really know what all the fouls are when they're rucking

I like to think that Americans and Europeans don't actually hate each other, they just take their trolling very seriously

Things Ive learnt from /sp/:
Everyone on this board is a disgusting racist and Im a pioneer of human rights and racial relations
americans are fat, stupid, and jealous of the superior european gods (america has no history or culture)
europeans are poor, ugly and jealous of americas freedoms (europe is run by muslims)
Noone likes australia
Basketball is run by a corrupt jew who doesnt have a clue what he is doing and the players are all money hungry cunts who would sooner get paid nothing at all then 1% less then they are expecting (idiots) - the heat are like man city lite and everyone hates them
american football is a fantastic sport for all 6 seconds when its being played, the bears are the greatest team of all time and tom brady is the sexiest man on the planet
baseball is shit but >red sux
ice hockey commonly happens when people in a bar fight find a stone on the floor and decide to start hitting it with sticks
noone likes boston even though they are the best team in the league
maple leafs are the GOAT team and we have the best fans in the universe
Dan Wheldon became Dan Well-done when he crashed his car during turn left and caused a national catastrophe
AN horse is apparently an athlete
im sure theres more

I couldn't name a single soccer team before /sp/
I can now name several teams and players.

>>16787418

name as many as you can for us now for the luls please

>>16787354
you have yet to learn how to greentext

>>16787454
>implying you should ever greentext for a paragraph that long
only a total dickhead would violate everyones eyes with that much green

I learnt that UK media has absolutely zero coverage of American sports. I would never have heard about Sandusky if it wasn't for /sp/

>>16787446
Chelsea-Torres, Lampard
ManU-Rooney
Liverpool
Spurs
Roma-Totti
Barca-messi
man city- Black guy with words on shirt

>>16787491
>implying your disjointed, noncohesive sentences separated by carriage returns is a paragraph

>>16787491
>jynn

> Yuros only have one very popular sport (Rugby, F1 and stuff cant' even touch soccer)
> People have huge hate for Man United
> Liverpool fans are retarded
> The MLS is really boring compared to watching the latter stages of Champions league, Man City, Spurs or Barcelona

>>16787559

lol Roma, Totti is quite obscure, wonder how you picked that up amongst everything else

Pic related

That people watch shit sports instead of hockey

>>16787652
>Totti is quite obscure

> Liverpool fans really are that deluded
> It's not gay if the balls don't touch
> /hoc/ threads are really cool until DEN GLIDER IN turns up
> us Yuros really do have the worst trips

>>16787559
>Black guy with words on shirt
Trolloteli

>>16787652

Totti is goat, of course he knows he plays for Roma

>>16787652
I play with them in Fifa 12, a game i got because of /sp/'s recommendation

>>16787674

>not watching Football

faggot

>Manchester United vs Liverpool "fights" on /sp/ are the pinnacle of mental retardation.

>>16787672

I don't really understand this, please explain.

>>16787711

>Not picking Juvé and based Del Piero

Michael Jordan gambled a lot and that's why his dad is dead and he retired

also, michael jordan is a total asshole to people

>>16787759

All of the things that Americans laugh at Yuros for actually happen in the green area. The red bit is where British people live, the green bit is a mix of communists, Muslims and black people.

>>16787844

> Implying Bradford is in the green area.

That's like saying there are no Mexicans in LA.

>furpuck faggots
shit sport should be banned from /sp/

>>16787589
think of them as bullet points, only the bullet is invisibles

>>16787844

aren't brits even worse than yuros? chavs, fat ugly pasty women, aggressive, small man syndrome etc

>>16787891

Bradford is about 75 percent white. I know that's hard to believe, but it's a damn sight better than London.

>>16787842
>picking Jewventus over glorious F.C. Internazionale

>>16787991
>juventus
>turin
>jews
inb4 shitstorm

> Amerifats will riot in support of paedo coaches as long as they win titles.

>>16788053
>Penn State
>Winning titles

>Everyone is obsessed with Britain for some bizarre reason

The Americans and Spaniards on here could write a PhD level Harvard standard essay on Britain in about 20 minutes.

>>16788053
>canadians will burn their city to the ground if they lose at hockey

-If a team you support ever does well, you are a bandwagon fag

-if a team you support ever did well in the past, you are still a bandwagon fag

-if a team you support has the chance of doing well in the future, you are even more of a bandwagon fag

>>16788117
I doubt most Americans could name your president( PM) including me.

You have the largest non american presence on this board, and 4chan in general, course your gonna recieve alot of trolling.

Americans are like women in the sense they love making lists of things and talking about things they really don't understand.

I also learned the entire history of Essex "University" and how incredible it is by reading 2 of Big Sam's posts.

The Spanish national team vs. anyone else is like watching my school's A team playing against the 'special class'

> Implying /sp/ didn't teach me I'm not a bit gay for Aaron Rodgers.

I learned that Texans fans know absolutely nothing about football, nor do they actually care about it... but they have some kind of strange inferiority complex/obsession with dallas and the cowboys.

READDDDDDDDDDDDDY
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

> I learned that milk comes in bags.

Hockey threads are the most civilised on /sp/

>>16788223

It's not the trolling, it's the daily discussion.

They might as well call it /sp/ - Britain

FUCKING RODGERS DO SOMETHING

>>16788053

>Yuro divegrass coaches would rather kill themselves than watch another game.

>out of the 500,000 most relevant soccer players across the globe, zero are homosex

> (extrapolating the above) being straight gives you an immediate advantage in skill and coordination

I learned that /sp/ are massive bros as proved through their awesome Egyptb Owl threads.

And everyone likes traps.

>>16788053

>mfw a yuropean called a pedophile a paedophile
>mfw a yuropean call aluminum aloomeeniyum

>>16788275
Come on Euro /sp/ and you will see trolling aimed at Yuros, come during American time and you will see trolling aimed at Americans.

>>16788377

>And everyone likes traps.

No, we LOVE traps.

I learned that furpuck is really big in states right next to Canada. It's also a large hipster sport and has the most racist fans in America. Also if you call it furpuck you're automatically a apehoop fan. Can anyone explain that to me?

I learned that /sp/ is stupid enough to post in a copy paste thread.

For fucks sake, /sp/.
At least try to prove you're slightly more intelligent that /b/.

>>16788122

>the English will riot just for the looting

>americans live up to their stereotypes
>people who browse /sp/ actually know nothing about sport
>/sp/ is full of /b/tards
>one of the worst boards on 4chan

I learned that this place will get even shitier with the Olympics next year

>>16788512
Next summer is both the Olympics and the European Championships in football/soccer,

Brace yourself

>>16788512

but it will be awesome during the Euro

>>16788460

wut?

>>16788452

> Implying anyone can decipher your rampling post to work out what the fuck you are on about.

>>16788542
>>16788549
oh god, this will be a huge shit storm

>Ales Hemsky is always hurt
>/sp/ has a universial disdain for Danica Patrick
>Zdeno Chara wore a bunny costume to become the world's largest rabbit.

>>16787088

>mfw most of those team logo concepts are better than what some pro teams have now

>>16788585

>mfw we get to make fun of yuro infrastructure during the opening ceremonies

>>16788512

The Olympics with be a shitstorm worth of a seperate board.

> Lets get this shit started
> The USA Womens 4x4 100m relay team

>>16788575

>Mad furpuck fan detected

Why can't you just answer the question and stop being so insecure about your niche sport.

>>16788705

> If you call it furpuck you're automatically a apehoop fan

No, you are automatically a fucking idiot. Loads of people like NHL and NBA. That is if I've deciphered your drunken ramblings correctly.

> I learned I'm a bandwagoner for watching Man City matches.
> I learned Man City matches are the only soccer matches interesting enough to hold my attention for nearly a couple hours.
> I learned I don't give a fuck what other people think, I'm going to watch who I want to watch, enjoy them winning, and nobody can stop me.

>>16787968
>casual racism
yeah, nah, you're a cunt

>>16788835

confirmed bandwagon hipster fagroot

>>16788835

That's fair enough bro. I'm a Yuro who likes NHL, but I can't imagine anyone would get into it by following the Blue Jackets this season.

> I learned about 18-1
> I learned about rhythmic slapping
> I learned about JEST

>>16788835

I can see how this works in all fairness.. amazing flair players, score between 4 and 6 goals nearly every game

I learned Kermit The Frog is the internationally recognised hand signal for when an American was fat near me.

>>16789175

Americans all walking around looking just like this all the time