Thread worthy?

He's cracking up, he's cracking up, he's cracking...

>>16300888

Not really. Who the fuck cares?

Keep crying bitch nigga

>>16300875
>2011
>Not having a good second squad in the EPL

>manager advises fans to not turn up

>implying he's not covering his back, since Anfield is always half empty on a Carling Cup night

YNWA (unless we're playing a side not in the top 6, or it's a Carling Cup or FA Cup or Europa League game)

>>16300909
they need to get a good first squad first.

>>16300909

This.

City and United could feasibly WIN the Carling Cup with their second string

fucking bitch leave us alone

Meanwhile in Spain...

>The one thing that might anger Ferguson more than being told he has made a mistake is the thought of Liverpool winning titles again, which is why he might also want to keep his eye on news that Kenny Dalglish's side have been linked with a move for David Villa. Reports in Spain have reportedly reported that the striker is unhappy at Barcelona and has fallen out with Lionel Messi. He won't come cheap, though, so it's a good thing Liverpool still have that £50m burning a hole in their pockets after the sale of Fernando Torres, eh? Oh.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/nov/10/football-transfer-rumours-david-villa-liverpool

If this is true and happens Liverpool should be deducted points and Dalgish should be banned for 5 games.

>risking your only chance at winning a trophy this season
>Dalglish

>>16300945

>implying this isn't spin by Kenny who is trying to lower Chelsea's expectations of the team Kenny will send out, and because of this sent an inferior team.

And then Kenny will send his A team out and destroy Chelsea's overrated kids. Semi-finals here we come baby.

> loserpool
> afraid of chelsea

They're in no other competitions, and he's whining about having 2 games in the space of 48 hours

Fuck off Dalglish, top teams have to deal with this nearly every week

>>16300929
Judging by their current form, they'd be better off without him on the touchline

>>16300990

Well, no, not really. If they play Tuesday in the Champions League, they will play Saturday in the league, giving them 72 hours.

> liverpool
> having all that money
> could've bought a decent second team
> spent 35M alone for a log

Hi Jess how is your brother Harry?

General laugh at Liverpool thread?

>>16301016
agreed

>£120m
>level with the worst Arsenal side in decades

>>16301016
>implying every thread isn't that by default

>there is no other option but to use only young players in the tie
HAHA, TIME FOR FUTURE GOATS


--------------------------Doni
Flanagan------Coates-----Wilson----Robinson
Sterling--Spearing---Suso-----Coady----Maxi
--------------------------Morgan

Would be awesome to see something like that.

>>16300928

Is going after flops becoming Queen Kenny's trademarks?

This man spent £35m on Andy Carroll, how can he still be in a job? Roberto Martinez would be an improvement for Liverpool right now, seriously.

>>16301014
Not bad

Isn't the Carling Cup meant to be for fringe and youth players anyway? It's only Liverpool who've been playing their first team every game.

>>16301045
He keeps Wigan in the prem. He'd win the CL with any team that finished 16th or above.

>>16301043

inb4 £40m bid for Berbatov

>>16300928

I want to see how David Villa thrive with the glorious midfield of Spearing, Adam and Henderson.

>>16301050

no, it's a 1st team competition like the FA Cup, with the winners qualifying for Europe.

>>16301114
He'll be okay as long as Suarez is around.

>>16300928
That's an absolute no-go apparently. We're in for Tevez.

>>16301050
Because Kenny appreciates 5 years is far too long for a club like Liverpool to have without any trophies.

>>16301014

who?

>>16301119
>We're in for Tevez.

hahahahahahaha

and if you could some how afford it and got him

even more hahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>16301119
>tevez

>>16301119
>5 years

I'd settle down for a lot longer that that if I were you. Shouldn't have spent so much on such utter shite.

>>16301141
Man City are absolutely desperate to get rid of him, he's willing to take a £150k p/w pay cut to leave. A loan is the most likely outcome.

>>16301050
the top 6 tend to treat it as a chance to give some games to their young players who don't get into the starting 11, and if they lose ah well it's only the carling cup.

small clubs, like liverpool, will field their 1st team as it's the only real chance they have at winning silverware.

>>16301162
I see what you did there.

>>16301151

liverpool fag here. if only sheik mansour bought us instead of city, we could have won a trophy last 2009. we had legit star players like torres and need not spend a lot

>>16301160
>Jarobchian letting Tevez taking a massive pay cut

Yeah no.

>>16301119
>We're in for Tevez

Oh El Nino, the things you come out with!

>>16301176

Never mind pipe dreams about Sheikh Mansour, you were actually hours away from getting bought by Dubai, by decided to go with a couple of penniless cowboys instead.

>>16301119
>We're in for Tevez.

lolwat.

>>16301160

Why the fuck would Tevez come to Liverpool if he hates Manchester so much?

>>16301204

that's the point.

>We're in for Aguero. Just needs to sign on the dotted line.
>Ashley Young has just been spotted in Liverpool. Done deal.
>Phil Jones has just been seen in a Liverpool Estate Agent!
>Hazard is a life-long Liverpool fan. Apparently he's been quoted in French media as saying it's the only club he'd move to!
>We're in for Tevez, he's willing to take a 75% pay cut!

this is shit, now when our glorious chelsea youth destroy the scouse in the carling cup they will cry about how they had too many matches to field their strongest team, despite not having any european football whatsoever

>>16301204
Coates, Suarez, Lucas, Aurelio, Maxi. Liverpool is a hotbed for South Americans, and Tevez said his family is now settled in England and he'd be willing to stay.

>>16301209
Dat delusion

>>16301119
He should come to Arsenal.

>we need a striker
>he'll love London
>Citeh fucking owe us some players god dammit

inb4 swap deal for RVP,no,fuck no.

>>16301119
>inb4 you sign Defoe

>>16301225

You can see the deadness in Suarez eyes, he's so unhappy at Liverpool.

>>16301225

He already plays with Aguero and Zabaleta. And those players you mention...he already lives in the same general area as them. If by some miracle he did sign for Liverpool, you know he probably wouldn't actually move house, right?

Also he wants to be with his good mate Bellerz.

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/footballnation/football-in-wales/2010/09/26/bellamy-exit-saddened-me-sa
ys-carlos-tevez-91466-27342488/

>>16301225
>South Americans
>Liking each other

nope

also that's like saying we have lots of french germans and spaniards so of course a dutch player would want to join us.

> El Pistolero
> delusional as ever

>>16301239
Fuck no, they can get someone like Leon Best

>>16301268
Suarez always posts pictures of him hanging around with Lucas and Maxi. No shame in being jelly bro, I would too in your situation.

>>16301225
What happened to that Coates guy? Liverpool fans were hyping him when he signed, he'd just won Copa America with Uruguay and apparently he was just as good as Phil Jones but a bargain at only £6m

Sofar he's made 1 substitute appearance in the league, and 2 league cup appearances, 1 vs Brighton & Hove Albian and 1 against Stoke where he was at fault for the goal Stoke cored

>>16301299
He's only 20, give him time. He probably won't be a fixture in the side for 3-5 years.

>>16301172
>implying it isn't true

>>16301313

21

>>16301294

yeh, jelly of dem 6th/7th place finishes

>>16301318

is your real name Jess?

>>16301327
Eleanor.

>>16301329

> implying

>>16301313
He's the same age as Smalling and the da Silvas and 2 years older than Jones

>>16301228
I honestly think the only reason Tevez isn't at Arsenal already is because our fucking greedy owners wont allow Wenger to pay for him. It seems like the PERFECT move.

>>16301327
steve

>>16301337
Jones was 3 times the price because he's got PL experience. Making the transition from South American league to English league is always going to take time.

>2011
>Not having 2 teams worth of good players

Are you even trying Liverpool?

David Villa for £35m? He's no British ya wee shite, GET ME KENNEH MILLER FER TWENNY YA BAWBAG - "King" Kenny upon hearing the rumour

>>16301313
He's dog shit.

> liverpool
> drawing against fucking swansea

>>16301370
Having seen him play for his national team he seemed decent there.

>>16301365

Well, I guess he could buy Darren Bent for £30m.

Liverpool's biggest problem has got to be how to get rid of Andy Carroll?

>>16301387
He's black, wouldn't go down with Kenny's white, british and dog shit policy.

>>16301395
two out of three ain't bad

>>16301393
liverpools biggest problem is the man who brought him in in the first place

he is a terrible manager, get rafa back

>>16301393
Should just let him run down his contract, it's the only way they'll get rid of him properly

>>16301393
>Rumours of Carroll back to Newcastle surface
>Newcastle fans breath a sigh of relief as they know Ashley's too cheap to buy him back
>Out of nowhere, naming rights to St James' Park get sold
Coincidence? I don't think so.

>>16301410

they haven't been sold, Ashley's just put his own company's name to them to 'showcase' the fact they're for sale

this is hilarious

Deary me.

Can I get the current opinion of Kenny from sensible Liverpool fans? Do you still have unwavering faith in him?

In b4 "there are no sensible Liverpool fans".

I don't even...

>>16301487
He's our Heysel.

Why is this a big deal?

The scheduling is shit and fair play to Kenny for letting the fans know he'll be putting out a weakened side.

ITS A FACKIN DISGRACE WE GOTTA PLAY TWO GAMES IN 3 DAYS RAR ARARRRRRRARRRRRR BAWBAG FACKIN WEE FA LIVERPOOL HATERS AAAAAARRRRRGHHHHH

Grow up, Kenny, you cunt.

He was fine when he first took the job, his post-match interviews were entertaining, but now he's turned into a huge moaning wanker every time he's interviewed. Like he takes offence at someone pointing out Liverpool weren't very good when anyone with a brain knows they weren't.

Chelsea are going to play their youth team anyway.

Why is Kenny so gay

>>16301340
that's the problem, his wages will be exorbitant. What's he on, something like £200k a week? Think RVP's the highest paid at Arsenal and he's on £100k

And City aren't going to sell him cut price, why would they? They can afford to keep him in the reserves for the entirety of his contract if they want

ITT: Undeniable butthurt.

LOL, Ken knows what he is doing. We will PICK CITY APART, just like last year. Kompanys biggest vice in the whole league is the Andy and Suarez partnership. Citys defence other than him is shit. Wouldn't be shocked with a 3 or 4-1 win.

Chelsea are shit. Worst Chelsea team since 1996. We are their biggest bogey team. Our youth will wreck them. Kenny has their number tactically. He proved it last season

>>16301573
I don't think Kenny has anyone's 'number' tactically, tbh I don't think he even knows how to count.

>>16301573
>we
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN1WN0YMWZU

1. Peter Crouch
2. Jay Bothroyd
3. Emile Heskey
4. Darren Bent
5. Grant Holt

9001. David Villa
9002. Fernando Torres
900000000000000000000000000001. Demba Ba

>>16301593
>still insisting on posting this

Yeah, "we".

>>16301573

>Chelsea are shit. Worst Chelsea team since 1996.

>dominating in Europe
>easily top 4, still going for the title

not bad for their shittest squad for 15 years.

How are Liverpool doing in Europe?

>>16301387

Oh God please let this happen.

>>16301599

>no Kenny Miller
>no Anthony Stokes
>no Steve Howard

>>16301623
If we were in Europe we would beat anyone except Madrid Barca or Munich.

Luis Suarez + £30m for Darren Bent is what I'm hearing.

>>16301593
If you are a supporter of any team you should think that video is ridiculous. But hey LAVORPELL HURR.

I don't even like the scousers either.

>>16301638

even though you can't manage a top 5 finish in England, and haven't done for 3 years.

>>16301573
yes because liverpool have just been scoring bags of goals this season

didn't liverpool lose to tottenham and their shitty defense 4-0?

>>16301655
We lost to Tottenham and their four officials 4-0 yes.

>>16301623
Reasonably well I imagine. A port city with relatively little exposure to admittedly poorly constructed Irish bonds.

>>16301631
Kris Boyd

Are there any actual Liverpool fans on this board?

Because I simply refuse to believe that anyone can reach these levels of delusion

Daily reminder.

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/12643849/a-typical-day-in-the-life-of-skrtelpower

From the official website:
>"It is disgraceful in this day and age that players are being asked to play a key Premier League game and then a League Cup Quarter-final in London just 48 hours later. It's understandable with the Spurs v PAOK Salonika match and the TUC rally that the Met Police have said that our game cannot be played on the Wednesday. But it's surely the duty of the football authorities to think of other solutions which consider the welfare of the players and this clearly hasn't happened.

>"Manchester City are in a similar position to us with their game at Arsenal and it's for them to argue their case, but it is my job to stand up for the interests of Liverpool Football Club. Here you have two clubs who have treated this competition with utmost respect over the years and they are being treated like this. I'd be interested to know what the sponsors think of the situation and what it does for the reputation of the competition.

>>16301679
not very accurate, didnt call his mum a cunt

>Liverpool and Manchester City are United's biggest rivals.
>They are playing Chelsea and Arsenal in their cup games.
>They have 48 hours time to prepare for their fixtures, because they're playing each other two days before in the EPL.
>United play Crystal Palace and have enough time to prepare for their fixture.

If you don't think this is conspiracy, you're a deluded united fan.

>>16301803
>Manchester City are in a similar position to us with their game at Arsenal and it's for them to argue their case

I doubt Mancini is going to be worried about playing 2 fixtures so close together. Kenny is and that's the difference. Kenny knows he has very little depth. City's 2nd team is capable of a mid table premier league finish.

>>16301803

Liverpool need to get of there high horses saying Man City is a big game then drawing vs Norwich and Swansea.

Liverpool should play there youngsters vs City if anything

Its like Holloway being furious he has to play a massive 9 pointer vs United at OTon the Sunday then play at home vs Birmingham on Tuesday.