>Pup

Bottomspank is not a sport

>>16298773

Has been my favourite player for around 10 years, never hated you.

>>16298830

isn't it more popular than handegg?

No sir you are the future GOAT.

>>16298838

Something like last world cup final over half of the worlds population tuned in to watch. Definitely more popular than handegg.

>>16298838
It's more popular than any American sport, fuck it's more popular than them all combined.
>>16298834
You're a little beauty. Sick of all the hate just cause Pup modelled some undies and fucked a model.

Well dicks. Hopefully Lyon can keep some out.

>>16298902

Almost out first ball, he won't last.

stream anyone?

>>16298866
Yes a sport that three countries play is more popular than all American sports combined.

>>16298921
Do you know how many people live in India?

>>16298921

http://icc-cricket.yahoo.net/match_zone/team_ranking.php

yeah 3 countries

>>16298937
>sand niggas
>real people

lolno

Did pup decide to be good again?

About fucking time. Took long enough.

>>16298967
Just got out. Still it's a score to defend if Mitch and Pete can fire.

morkel fuck yeah

>>16298962
Just leave the thread, mate. Don't you have some pedo and riots over in the states right now you can discuss?

>Clarke

let's get this shit started

>>16299002
No way Kat would've done better. Especially after the shitty pitch for the openers.

>>16298967
Do you only watch AFL?

>>16299027
Johnno looking good.

STREAM PLZ

>>16299137
http://crictime.com/live-cricket-streaming.htm

Out! 1/24

>>16299158
thank you

I've always liked him, never read up on sport, watch the news etc so i dont know anything about their lives.

i watch the matches and that's it. people who treat them like celebrities when they are just good at sport are retarded.

just needs to lift his game in the shorter formats, though his strike rate here is encouraging. hope the bowlers can fire

>Rudolph
he must be pretty red-nosed after that dismissal

Lunch breaks are so long when they don't give a cricket show or something. Re watching the previous session is shit.

GOT HIM YES PISS OFF YOU'RE OUT!

>Best player South Africa has produced
>Jacques Kallis

nope

WATTOOOOOOOOOOO!

Watto you fucking legend.

>>16299734
i think you mean pieterson

who needs johnson anyway, fuck off back to wanneroo mate, we got watto now

Oh Watto, you little fucking gem cunt

CAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL IT

Oh God! Oh shit! Watto you little fucking beauty

Just. Bee's dick. I want you England! I want my Ashes back!

Boucher's won enough games for us single-handed that I have complete faith in him to be our Clarke

Disappointing showing though. Very disappointing.

Watson for PM

>>16299904

>Watson
>Sorf Ethrica

BASED WATSON

OH SHIT

Cya later AB

>77 for 6

These cunts are #2? Fuck I can't wait for the Ashes. No lollies to suck on this time you pommy cunts.

>This umpiring
>mfw three wrong decisions in 6 wickets
>mfw people still oppose the DRS

Holy shit. SA were just 3 for 60 odd

>>16299939
no "people" dont, indians and sri lankans do

>>16299944
Watto said, No

>>16299936

>77-6

>6-77

>Ausfailians think they stand a chance against the mighty mighty England just because they can skittle the inferior SA batsmen

>>16299953

Half of Englands team will be gone be the next ashes series

>>16299953
all ingerland's best batsmen are SA bro

WATSON IS A MACHINE

>BASED WATSON

What is this? I don't even.

>>16299963

that's why I said the inferior SA batsmen...

Thankfully hotspot is back. Fucking poor Sri Lankians

LOL SA

this is worse than australia on boxing day

oh for fuck

what was in that food

>>16299962

lolwut, Strauss is the oldest at 34...

>>16299972
and my point is the national team isnt english, without apartheid england would have nothing

Quickest Michelle Pfeiffer ever.

>>16299952
>77 for 7

>Seth Efrekkeh
>All these reviews
>Based Watson

This fucking session

mfw i watched a wickets reel and the next ball was a wicket

my face

my actual face

wtf is wrong with his bat???

>>16299953
Save face England. I know you are shitting, Daddy's coming for his urn.

>>16299992

None of the bowlers that fucked you for 98 all out were South African.

HA HA TIME FOR STEYN

>watch out for watto double century next innings

I hate you. Fuck off and die.

an embarrassment to the nation.

>mfw people don't realise this is a brilliant SA tactic

they shown those two chicks on three separate occasions, is that the best SA has to offer
>laughable

>>16299989

Chris Tremlett, Paul Collingwood, Kevin Pietersen are all over 30. Collingwood is 35 and will be 38 be the next series and Tremlett will fade in the next 3 years as most pace bowlers do when they go over 30

>Watson
>not the best all round cricketer since Sobers

>>16300026
usually SA is pretty good but they've been in poor form this test

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

77 for 7

IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE

ARE WE PLAYING THE GIRL SCOUTS OR SOME SHIT

>>16300035
are you talking about cricket or the chicks

>81/8

Fuck me.

I knew we were no chance anyway, but this upcoming Gabba test is going to be over inside 2 days isn't it?

Wow they arn't even going to get 100

>>16300012

Strauss > Rudolph
Cook >>>>> Smith
Trott > Amla
Kallis > KP
Bell > De Villiers
Morgan > Prince >>>>> Bopara
Prior > Boucher
Bresnan > Philander
Anderson = Steyn
Swann > Tahir
Tremlett = Morkel

They can barely even compare, SA have like 3 good players.

>81 for 8

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>16300046
chicks... well, both I suppose

>SA cannot into follow-on

>>16300026
Wait till the weekend when school's out for the cricket.

If the game makes it to the weekend.

>7 wickets in 10 overs

>>16300051
wish mcgrath was still playing, cook would be nothing

>>16300031

>Collingwood
>Still playing test cricket
>implying he wasn't in horrible form last ashes anyway and you still got humped

>will SA lineup even surpass Clarke's score?

>>16300051
That is the most ridiculous list.

>Bell > AB
>Morgan > Prince
>Prior > Boucher

Are you mother fucking serious?

>>16300051
I bet you only follow cricket during the Ashes, or home tours.

to be fair, SA has just come off an extended holiday

and Aus are pretty practiced at the moment

But I mean still. Fuck it.

South Africa confirmed for a pack of retards

AAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDD A FUCKING RUN OUT.

You have got to be fucking kidding me. HOW CAN YOU ALLOW YOURSELF TO GET RUN OUT IN TEST CRICKET????

>Saffas

>9/83

Although, that last wicket? Really soft. SA match fixing.

Hello, ICC Corruption Unit? Hi, I'd like lodge a concern I have. I suspect South Africa are doing all they can to miss the follow on target.

>>16300066
Just a reminder of who is the most successful ashes and cricket nation in the world.

>Leading ashes victories Australia
>Most wickets in ashes history Shane Warne
>Most runs in ashes cricket Don Bradman
>Most successful cricketing nation

Keep going pommy fag

>run out

As an ex South African who is now an Australian this is pretty conflicting.

this is hilarious

>2011
>STILL THINKING CRICKET HAS INTEGRITY

>>16300104

Don't go too far into the past or you'll become a convict again.

>Arrive
>Take wickets
>Leave
>Watson

>>16300110
OH DAYUM

>>16300108
Calm down Paki, it still means something to countries with integrity

>>16300110
Don't go too far in the past or you may become internationally relevant again

Lets get this started

>England

>Be South African
>Get home from writing uni exam
>Exam went horribly
>Switch on TV
>mfw

did this guy used to play golf or something

>>16300110
How does this faggot make you feel?
>greatest player to play ashes cricket

>>16300123

Why would I want to live in the past? I'll stay right here where we're world test number 1 thank you.

>>16300128
Hey bru

..atleast Malema got suspended for five years today

doing well in this test would have been a bonus

>>16300132

I actually like Warne...

Just Ponting I hate really.

Could someone explain the concept of follow-ons for me?

>>16300136
Yeah, but according to my parents, who both work in politics, it's more than likely that he'll get reinstated in the appeals process. Feels bad man.

>>16300132
Now fucking the hottest actress England has produced.

REPLACING WATSON? ARE YOU SERIOUS

>>16300133
Don't you have some 3rd world scum to look after peasant?

>>16300147

>>16300150

Nah, we just let the Aussies work in pubs.

>>16300145
Follow On is when the ref decides you haven't played as well as the other team and forces you to bat again with a man taken out of squad randomly.

>>16300147
>Implying that's Warne and not an animate wax statue of him

>>16300145
If the side batting 2nd scores more than 200 less than the side batting first (in a 5 day game), the side batting first can ask them to bat again straight away instead of batting themselves. You'd do it if your bowlers are right on top, or if you're feeling pretty fresh in the field.

Ideally, you dismiss them before their 2 innings score suprasses your first innings score. Otherwise, you leave yourself with a target to chase batting 4th.

>>16300156
>implying England compares to Australia in any social, economic, cultural aspect

Times are changing my friend, join your mum and dad and move to Australia. England is dying.

>>16300133
we couldnt be the best forever, we dominated for too long. No number 1 will ever be as great as the Australian golden era of cricket. Sorry bro

>>16300165
>Australia
>Not a cultural wasteland
>Not a wasteland in general

I'm comfortable over here with my limitless supply of drinking water

>>16300165

Home and Away and Neighbours isn't culture mate.

Human development index

>Australia 2nd
>England 28th

>South Africa too low to be seen

>>16300180
>>16300179
>implying 150% of GDP in debt and rampant 3rd World immigration is culture

Stay 18th century Ingerlund.

>>16300145

in a normal game;
1st innings
Team 1 bats
Team 2 bats
2nd Innings
Team 1 bats
Team 2 bats

In a follow-in that cannot be avoided, the team that bats second has not even got within 200 runs of team 1's score so they have to bat the second time (ie their second innings) immediately after their first innings, so team 1's 2nd innings then comes last, like this

1st innings
Team 1 bats 401runs
Team 2 bats 200runs
Follow-on is enforced
Team 2 bats
Team 1 bats

as a tactic, you force a team to bat again after they are likely downtrodden that they just got a terrible score, and their mental outlook is that in the 2nd innings they not only have to surpass the score they were not able to get close to, but then also put on enough runs so that team 1 cannot win.

on the downside, you are kind of giving the batting team another go, when some of their batsmen are more used to the conditions and will not make the same mistakes again. the fielding team (team 1, who enforced the follow-on) are also stuck in the field for an extended time. Also team 1 has to 'chase' on the final days whatever the follow-on team has set

you can also enforce a follow-on if the team 2 hasnt surpassed your first innings score, but this is rarer.

australia has in recent times done poorly when enforcing the follow-on, particularly when they lost their record run of consecutive test wins

>>16300193
Raping is literally South Africa's national pastime

>>16300146
Your parents are wrong (or just being cynical)

I listened to whole verdict. There's no way that commitee is going to change its mind. And there's no way Zuma will let them. It's his neck on the line.

Malema is out. End of.

What party btw?

>>16300180
yeah fish and chips and irish pubs is culture, right?

>>16300201
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_statistics#South_Africa
It is estimated that a woman born in South Africa has a greater chance of being raped than learning how to read.[43] One in three of the 4,000 women questioned by the Community of Information, Empowerment and Transparency said they had been raped in the past year.[44]

South Africa has some of the highest incidences of child and baby rape in the world.[45] In a related survey conducted among 1,500 schoolchildren in the Soweto township, a quarter of all the boys interviewed said that 'jackrolling', a term for gang rape, was fun.[44] More than 25% of a sample of 1,738 South African men from the KwaZulu-Natal and Eastern Cape Provinces admitted when anonymously questioned to raping someone; of those, nearly half said they had raped more than one person, according to a non-peer reviewed policy brief issued by the Medical Research Council (MRC).[46] Several news publications extrapolated these results to the rest of the South African population.[47][48][49] The humanitarian news organization IRIN claims that an estimated 500,000 rapes are committed annually in South Africa, but does not provide a source for this figure.[49]

>South Africa

Ok, enough of the Ashes shit talk. That'll come in a few months. We just witnessed one of test cricket's greatest ever sessions, and the fastest 5 wicket haul (is that confirmed yet?) I admired Cook's performance, now you admire Watto England.

The brilliant thing about test cricket is there's still everything to play for

inb4 steyn steyns

>>16300239
Close. But off Cricinfo:
>Jermaine Lawson topped this. He cleaned up Bangladeshis tail in Dhaka 2002. 5 in 13 balls, or even better 6 in 15."
>Ernie Toshack took 5 wickets in 15 balls as well for Australia v India way back in 1947!

>>16300230
oh jesus i didnt realise it was that bad

i mean i know its wikipedia but still
>It is estimated that a woman born in South Africa has a greater chance of being raped than learning how to read
HAHAHAHAAH

Speaking of cricket, is anyone gonna follow the Big Bash League?

I think it's gonna die in the arse in a painful but hilarious manner, personally, and its failure may be the catalyst for the reformation of Cricket Australia that is desperately needed

>>16300263
Fucking Bangas ruin everything.

>>16300230
Lets just all agree to agree that Australia is a much greater country than both South Africa and England.

Australia is so good that it hurts sometimes.

>>16300268
nah warne's back, and he'll be fucking every cheerleader from every state

>>16300239
According to the neckbeards writing in to cricinfo the fastest five-fer was Jermaine Lawson (Windies) taking 5 wickets in 13 balls (6 in 15) vs Bangladesh in 2002.

That's first wicket to last, though, not from the first ball bowled.

>>16300268
>watching domestic cricket

ISHYGDDT

>>16300281
I actually have trouble sleeping some nights due to the guilt of knowing how superior Australia is

>>16300268
Agreed. The usual state model worked a treat. Why the fuck mess with that????? If you want expansion teams, get a team in Canberra, and a team playing out on New Zealand. Or, from regional locations. Geelong would love one, sure FNQ would love one.

>>16300230
technically though, it's the same impoverished black woman getting raped over and over again

but yeah, that's still pretty bad

On the other hand, South Africans who are not black (white, indian or coloured) have 100% chance of learning to read

Watson.

Your bowling cost you your wicket.

>mfw australia get bundled out for 56

Wasn't out. Why not use the challenge?

>>16300293
It hurts me to see our brothers in South Africa and particularly England suffering in poverty and being forced to survive on semen rations.

It breaks my heart when I think about just how awesome and rich Australia really is.

>>16300310
Then South Africa bundled out for 23, making the lowest score in test cricket, and making me happy that the Kiwi's finally lose that record.

>>16300322
you guys need to push cloning / stem cell research then just replace your whole cricket team with vettori, then replace the whole board of selectors, coaching staff with him and eventually the whole population of NZ with the big Vman

>>16300322
Be happy mate. Without doubt you have produced a top 5 international captain of all time.

I cannot believe in one day South Africa has witnessed the best possible and worst possible things... Julius Malema getting owned and being crushed by the Aussies. We are so unbelievably shit at cricket at the moment ;_; Also, any sample data taken in SA is only relevant to rural/township areas (i.e. only relevant to the blacks). Any township or rural data immediately excluded 20% of the population.

>11 and a half overs, lost 9 wickets for 47 runs

What's JP Duminy up to these days?

Still remember him raping us a few years ago

>>16300338
Am happy about that, just wish we were more competitive in the longest form of the game.

Flem was a legend though.

>>16300337
Not all of them.

Some can be cloned as Sir Richie and Sir Daniel.

>>16300337
Vettori's not even their best. NZ have produced fucking demons despite their small playing population.

>>16300381
You have ten seconds to name one good NZ cricket player that's not Hadlee or Vettori.

>>16300387
Crowe
Fleming
McCullum?
erm... Chris Martin?

COOL CATCH SMITH

>>16300390
>good

>>16300381
Cairns. x2.

>>16300390
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_NsFh-Z4aE

>>16300406
Haha.

While we're posing Youtube clips...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6gPMq9qOTM&feature=related
>Chris Read

>>16300390
>Not even mentioning Hadlee

>>16300434
Great reading comprehension there bro.
>You have ten seconds to name one good NZ cricket player that's not Hadlee or Vettori.

>>16300434
well look who he's replying to
>You have ten seconds to name one good NZ cricket player that's not Hadlee or Vettori.

>Punter

This whole video is great if you ever get the time to watch it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EhbCel0iRc

>>16300387

shane fucking bond

>>16300439
>>16300443
Apologies

>>16300456
>mfw he was serious

Erm... Guys?

Your teams do know this is a test match, not a T20, don't they?

Or did Clarke realise, and then forget to tell anyone else?

>>16300486
>implying that the fix isn't in

>>16300455
Done.
>>16300456
Yep. He terrorised everyone, and for some reason, Australia more so than anyone else. Pity about his fucking back.

fucking hughes, kill yourself now for the good of the country

>>16300455
This is probably the funniest bit of the whole thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-EhbCel0iRc#t=1014s

You were saying Australia?

>>16300501
that, plus the rat running into the fence and funky miller's hair

>>16300493

I guess, since Cronje already did the Double-Declaration Single-Innings Test thing, they have to find other ways to get the same effect

>James Murdoch quizzed by UK MPs
>13-3

Sure is Aussie Rape Day in here

>>16300547
>quizzed

>>16300528
Cronje still my favourite Captain of all time

such a shame what happened to him

>mfw I saw him play his last (charity) game before he died

>tea break

are you fucking serious yuros?

how long can't you go without a cup of tea?

>>16300551
Salman Butt is my favourite.

>>16300564

>yuro

Cool geographical knowledge, Amerifriend.

>mfw south africa are going to bat for 3 days

>>16300501
oh man i just watched that and was gonig to post that part, then thought i would check what you quoted first

i actually lol'd at that bit, especially the attempted run out from mid on

>>16300565
He's definitely my favourite name in cricket..

>>16300565
lol'd

>>16300564

3 innings

>>16300564
It's been three hours since lunch. That seems fair enough.

How many Amerifriends are actually following this game?

Props to all of you. You might be watching history here.

(Don't forget than SA are still rated #2 with far more points than Australia at #4)

Oh Australia

>mfw I can use name again

well fuck me

wat

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING????????????????????????

>mfw Australia bowled out for 35

>South African pitches

>today
how can two teams choke so hard against each other

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>>16298816
>>16298816
>>16298816
>>16298816
>>16298816

WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING

>>16300669
>implying being South African is something to be proud of

Hide your shame.

>Watson
>Hughes
>Ponting
>Hussey
>Clarke

Let's get this shit started.

>15/5

Wow this pitch must be insane.

>>16300669
So how many times have you been raped so far today?

Let's get this shit started
>OP

>mfw Cronje's ghost is mad that Australia's trying to undercut the Protea's throwing the game

>>16300711
I doubt its the pitch if Clarke was able to get 150 in the first innings

>>16300728
>not knowing about pitch deterioration

3,0,8,0,4,4,9,1,5,4,9,0,2,0 - Scores of the last 14 batsmen

If the South African curators spent more time on the pitches and less time raping women we might see a few more runs

Our batting collapse might just be the best thing for us. Now, after we get Australia out today we'll have three days to bat slowly on a slower pitch. I hope our bowler can keep Aus runs down but not get them out till right at the end of the day.

>>16300714
I don't live in a township

>>16300753
lol

>>16300742
>implying pitches deteriorate on day 3
>implying this is in South Asia

>Ausfailia

>South AIDSrica

England #1

>>16300742

>not knowing that it's the second session of the second day

>>16300753
>14/49

>18-6

hahahahahahahaha

What the fuck is happenig?

as if this isn't the most exciting, or at least interesting test match in ages though

i'm fucking sick of the batsmen's paradises that are getting served up everywhere else

>Australia

Darth Vader could not choke this hard

>>16300763
You're right. A pitch can in no way have deteriorated in 3 days.

The more you know.

>
>
>

>mfw South Africa don't bowl Aus out for under 50

>harris and johnson here to save the day, dont worry fellow australians

>>16300794
HERE WE GO

>>16300794
>mfw it's 2011 and people still post Ainsley

>>16300790
Not saying they can't but just look at the scorecard. One batsman with a score over 50.

Quick, somebody hand me a NES Zapper

Because with all these ducks here, I fancy some hunting

>>16300797

To be honest, relying on Johnson with the bat is probably better than relying on him with the ball.

At least NZ will keep their record as shittest team of all time.

209 is already enough to win this test. We shouldn't have bothered batting. Good on Clarke for speeding the victory up.

>TWENTY ONE FOR SEVEN

21-7

>>16300823

>He bowls to the left and he bowls to the right
>That Mitchell Johnson his bowling is shite

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>mfw these last two innings

welp

Don't do this to me. if we get bowled out for 26 or under I'm never watching cricket again.

>>16300843
ahhh, the memories. what a great fucking series.

So what's the record for the most innings played in one day?

Can Australia make it to 25? 30?

What's the lowest coring innings in Aussie/Test history?

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>South Africa thinking they can chase down 200+ on this pitch

>>16300838
>yfw SA hit 230 after aussies are bowled out for 50

PETER SIDDLE TO SCORE A MAIDEN DOUBLE CENTURY

>>16300871
If Gillespie can do what I don't see why Siddle can't.

no one's even got above double figures yet lol

>>16300860
36

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Australia's lowest is 36. Maybe if Shaun Marsh decides to get off his back and make an appearance Australia could surpass it, but he probably doesn't want to go out there and ruin his batting average

>Siddle's a wanker

>21-8
holy shit

>>16300877
dude dizzy's power was in his hair

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You might say that Australia are getting
>raped

>>16300868
they have 3 days. They're going to take it slow

barry white slow

>Australian batting

Holy fuck. This is embarrassing.

Ladies and Gentlemen, you are witnessing the death of Australian cricket. We no longer support or condone participation in this sport.

brb setting the world's lowest innings score

What are Austrlia's most popular summer sports?

AFAIK it's just cricket

>"can't wait for the Ashes" they said

>POSSIBLE 21-9
PLEASE OVERTURN

>Get bowled out for lowest score in your history
>Still win the Match

Sort your second innings out, Saffas. I don't want to see the above greentext happen.

>>16300918
Sitting in the pavilion

>>16300918
Nothing, cricket has been on the decline for a long time sadly. Which explains why we are so shit now.

>>16300918
Now, it's probably going to be ultimate frisbee or something.

That's out as fuck

21-9 AHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Umpires
>Trying to save Ausfailia
>Can't

>>16300918
cricket and soccer

plus tennis for two weeks

>AUSTRALIAN CRICKET

3 runs to go.....

COME ON SOUTH AFRICA, do it for New Zealand.

What the Holy Shit Fucking balls jesus toast

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This is going to be the greatest day in /sp/ history.

MY SIDES!!

>Australia
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>>16300965
you're forgetting netball and field hockey

>>16300965

Soccer? Are you fucking high?

COME ON SOUTH AFRICA, ONE MORE.

Just get to 27.

FUCKING 27 IS NOT MUCH TO ASK YOU PATHETIC CUNTS

>>16300986
A-League is played over the summer

>AUSTRALIA IN CHARGE OF BATTING

I never thought I'd see the day where taking a drink every wicket would get you drunk in a test match.

>Philander 5-9
ahahah holy shit

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JONTY JONTY JONTY JONTY JONTY JONTY JONTY JONTY JONTY JONTY JONTY JONTY JONTY JONTY JONTY JONTY JONTY JONTY

>22

Getting there, Aussies. Getting there.

>>16301009
>impling 5 wickets is an acievement in this match

Lowest test total ever is 26.
Come on faggots.

>List of lowest totals
>Nearly all against England

U MAD REST OF THE WORLD?

>>16300983
I really hope field hockey picks up. It's a pretty sweet sport.

Also, I think the basketball is played in summer (or at least could be).

Cape Town? More like Rape Town.

>23 all out.
>Book it.

>check BBC Sports on my phone
>OSHITNIGGA
>Straight to /sp/
>No wicket gifs

CADFAEL Y U NO DELIVER

Where the fuck is Cadfael

The NRL should just be played year round. That way we don't have to waste our time with these inferior sports.

>turn on the cricket

>22/9

wat

Gentlemen... Prepare your reaction images!

>They think Australia will be stupid enough to be out for the lowest score ever

c'mon give us a few no balls and wides, we cant get to 26 by ourselves

LETS GO LYON AND SIDDLE

CENTURY TIME

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

5 MORE RUNS YOU CUNTS

Got to say, wicket look pretty good.

Odd one staying low, as to be expected. Some SHITHOUSE shot selection though.

>>16301031
Don't worry, NRL will move to the summer along with all the other minority sports in a few years time

>>16301048

You can have a century of shame for the hundred years it takes for any team to score fewer runs than this.

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>>16301031

It would probably give all the mongoloid fans and players less time to rape chicks and shit themselves in casinos

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>>16301058
>implying

24 guys!

24!!!

siddle helped aus out during the Great Escape v Pakistan in Sydney, he can do it agian

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

FUCK YES, EAT SHIT NEW ZEALAND!!!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEHHHH

>>16301087

I don't think you'll have the same assistance from Kamran "hundred grand in the back pocket" Akmal this time, bro.

>>16301061
Don't deny your love for the greatest game of all.

>>16301130

But we have Tyger